Fix gaming in one sentence.

File: Waoh.jpg (19KB, 318x179px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 318x179px

No Microtransactions

No more e-celebs

100% digital, thus no publishers

Outlaw DLC.

>>382982084
Smaller, lower budget ventures with unique and creative concepts that aren't forced to stick to the tried-and-proven checklist.

>>382982084
Bloodborne for PC

>>382982203
N-no more JonTron or Pewdiepie?
;__________________________________;

File: 1498725288418.jpg (186KB, 756x720px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 756x720px

>>382982084
More loli necromancers?

>>382982084
male-to-crossdresser trannies deleted from the earth

Less centralization more variation

No more games.

>>382982084
I tried those and anyone who wants to lose weight should try Kangaroo meat because it's pretty lean.

Lower production costs

>>382982084
abandon drm

>>382982084
make denuvo harder to breach

>>382982084
No bad games.

>>382982084
No more early access

What does Kangaroo taste like?

>>382982228
This. I'll even deal with DLC if it means we get more projects like Disgaea or Melty Blood versus more AAA cuckery like Shadow of Mordor or SFV.

Remove casuals

>>382982135
FPBP

More anime breast, Daikatana 2.

>>382982205
I'm not sure you know how publishing works.

Make good and finshed games

>>382982469
tastes like chicken

>>382982084
Produce products that are more valuable to consumers than anything else on the market.

>>382982084
No diversity hires.

>>382982574
also forgot to mention that this is the only solution.

No patches or DLC

Actually ban trash talking in normal servers

>>382982084
Remove SJWs

File: 1498802165462.jpg (554KB, 951x951px) Image search: [Google]

554KB, 951x951px

>>382982084
More 765 Idolm@ster games that aren't gacha.

kill microsoft bring back old sega.

>>382982469
Tastes weird and chewy. I suggest you sauce it up if you plan on trying it.

>>382982469
Pretty fucking phenomenal

>>382982707
lol what a faggot

>>382982084
Drop VR and mobile gaming, target nothing but 1080p and 60fps or higher and allow all consoles to use a keyboard and mouse.

>>382982469
Like a cheap beef, it's not great.

File: 1498328059830.jpg (91KB, 938x512px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 938x512px

>>382982321
More lolis in general desu

Kangaroo meat tastes pretty awful. I had a kangaroo burger in the US (I'll never go to that shithole 3rd world """country"""), and it's nowhere near as good as a 80/20 1/3 lb burger.

>>382982564
tastes nothing like chicken negro

>>382982084
Execute all casuals.

File: 1495359132045.jpg (128KB, 720x495px) Image search: [Google]

128KB, 720x495px

>>382982805
chu

File: sfageio_1.jpg (85KB, 940x627px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 940x627px

Most non-Aussies probably don't know that we farm them and butcher them.

>>382982084
Dwarf fortress v1.0

>>382982769
VR gimmicks* fixed it for you

VR should've just been "barebones" supported on all games from the get-go.

>>382982469
is pretty gamey and amazing for burgers

>>382982860
fuck off, shitcunt abo

>>382982084
No girls allowed

>>382982084
>Fix gaming in one sentence
Allowing player agency

All video game systems are just pre-packaged versions of the same open system and have completely shared hardware and software

Make wojak posting a bannable offense.

>>382983140
yay communism is great

>>382982084
Get rid of all the casuals.
They're keeping terrible practices afloat by buying into all the marketing and their concept of quality and difficulty is so nonexistent that the only thing they can possibly compare actual challenge to is Dark Souls, a game they likely never played to anything approaching completion but which they know was marketed as being hard.

>>382982084
Remove e""""sports""""

>>382982475
this would cut the budget for all future games by a dramatic margin.

>>382982084
Remove women completely.
No women on dev teams, support teams, or in video games except for extremely fleeting appearances used sparingly.

>>382983298
That's fine, I don't mind going back to the SNES.

Stop trying to lower skill ceilings by adding in random bullshit to try and level the playing field because you don't want to hurt shitty player feelings.

>>382982084
kill everyone on earth ages 13-18

File: 1498202124613.png (182KB, 640x646px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 640x646px

>>382982860
white devil pls leave

>>382982715
Fucking this

>>382982469
Shitty, chewy beef.
Makes for alright mince though.

File: f89.jpg (55KB, 769x428px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 769x428px

>>382982805
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1499322732279.webm

>>382983442
If you want to die so bad, just kill yourself.

>>382982084
You gain the ability to be a kid again.

>>382983520
Why do normalfags love resurrecting /jp/ memes?

File: funny meme.png (29KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 633x758px

>>382983579
Fuck, I didnt ask for this

>>382983442
Wouldn't stop permavirgin weebs since they're in their 30s by now.

>>382983579
/thread

File: n.png (249KB, 396x725px) Image search: [Google]

249KB, 396x725px

>>382982084
Implement a functioning basic income + universal healthcare system in all 1st world countries.

>>382983202
I mean what do consoles have going for them if not "exclusivity"

>>382983603
/jp/ memes age like wine

File: how_to_save_vidya_industry.jpg (87KB, 538x402px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 538x402px

carronview bank

>>382983705
>1st world
why just 1st world?

>>382982715
we actually need SJW since they will either inevitably crash and burn and vidya would have another lesson at listening to moralfags or it would take the industry down with them and we'll rise again anew

>>382983705
lol I don't want to subsidize poor people with my money. Fuck off, commie.

Third nuke was dropped on Tokyo in 1945.

>>382983903
Then no good dames for you.

>>382983654
>>382983579
Fuck off
Being a kid is shit

>>382983705
>Implement a functioning basic income
it'd increase the gap between rich and poor classes

NO GIRLS ALLOWED

File: 53738-romancing-saga-snes-front-cover.jpg (64KB, 800x444px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 800x444px

The player can create their own stories with the provided gameplay.

Only finished games get released.

That should be a fucking given but apparently it isn't.

File: 1572158052.jpg (90KB, 1100x619px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 1100x619px

>Vidya is now illegal!

No digital, games must be sold physical only.

Creators with big publisher money have 100% creative freedom.

>>382984093
Kys libcuck

>>382984108
but that's retarded

>>382983903
subsidizing people with these money would prevent them from getting poor in the first place
it seems retarded to think that giving money to people would actually make people earn them but in the case of poor people who are barely able to earn,this money could prevent them from falling in a hole where it is much harder for them to get out of poverty.
And besides, the money we give is going back to the system anyway,it just need a good and proper line between giving people incentives and handing out money to welfare queens

>>382984195
t. Valve cocksucker

File: 1493560050878m.jpg (127KB, 1024x576px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 1024x576px

Western devolopers should take a break and let japs dominate the vidya market again.

>>382984186

Trump isn't a libcuck you goofball.

>>382984210
If you're healthy and poor, it's 100% on you and I couldn't give two fucks about you.

>>382984250
jap needs a third bomb

No Deus Ex, Dark Souls, or SMT.

Fuck the lowest common denominator.

>>382982469
sort of like wombat but less rich

>>382983992
Doesn't matter as long as it is functioning.

>>382984297
there's more than a single circumstance where you become poor
im a highly individualistic person myself but i think that having ethical discourse on helping other and propelling society would be good,

>>382984210
Just let the free market regulate insurance businesses. Out of competition the best prices will result. See how Obamacare failed.

With no state insurance you don't have to pay as much taxes (USA 20%, Germany, Sacandinavia up to 51%).

>>382982937
Most non-Aussies probably don't know emus farm and butcher Australians.

>>382984093
That would actually be a great way to increase the quality of games coming out. Games would have to go underground.

>>382984339

We have so many now, no reason to stop at a third one.

>>382982084
More golf

>>382984297
>If you're healthy and poor
But a lot of poor people, possibly the majority, are not healthy, anon. Making laws and policy around the idea of healthy people is ignorance of reality.

File: 1475893996851.jpg (11KB, 480x301px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 480x301px

>>382984250
RE7 was western written.
It was also trash.

>>382982469
Chewy and not particularly flavourful

File: 1495095284599.jpg (83KB, 531x652px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 531x652px

Remove lgbt, nigs and women

>>382982469

It has a very strong smell but a nice taste. Rare only.

File: 31D9891481DD4758B166BD903B28C412728000000B848461237.png (663KB, 881x612px) Image search: [Google]

663KB, 881x612px

God Hand 2

>>382984480
i just think that there should be caps on how much they charge
like some charges on hospital are pretty bullshit,i dont want full regulation on healthcare but i think there should be monitoring and interferences on behalf of public interest

>>382983705
How will this fix gaming?

>>382982205
>being this autistic

>>382982937

hate looking at this image. the cruelty of bloodmouth carnists never ceases to completely fucking disgusts me

>>382982084
Kazuma Kaneko

>>382982084
More developers who make games as a passion and not as a job.

>>382984461
I'm not disputing that some people have it harder than others, even if they are perfectly healthy and capable of work.

I'm just saying that as long as you *are* healthy, you have every means to dig yourself out of the poorfag hole. Everyone can do it, some just have to try harder than others.

To clarify, I am not talking about becoming a wealthy person, I am talking about reaching a level where you can live in reasonable comfort and not merely surviving.

I have strong doubts that our society as a whole is developed enough to handle universal income. I'm from an ex-USSR country and the things that extreme socialism does to the society's psyche can still be felt today, 25 years after the collapse. In most people it completely kills the drive to become better and take responsibility for their lives/wellbeing. And ironically, it makes the system easier to exploit for the more industrious folk. Overall, the masses are worse off. Anyway, that's my opinion.

Nobody reply to him, he wants it bad.

>>382985101
is dat sum bridgette b

>>382982084
Ban big corporations like ea and ubijew

>>382982084
Stop being something cool and popular.

>>382985101
Why are mostly white populated countries thriving and making technological advances, while niggers in Africa are still throwing sticks at lions?

>>382984831
/pol/ pls go

>>382985189
can't remember, don't think so.
I just saw the gallery when browsing a porn site and though the black guy's expression was priceless.

>>382984339
No, the west needs a nuke so it can start all over again. Especially Detroit, so it can be the powerhouse of western gaming.

>>382984250
They win just for having some many genres
Western rpgs have shit gameplay and bland stories
>B-but atleast I can create my character and roleplay with his dead fish like eyes
The fps genre is multiplayer focused and full of microtransactions
Devs are still trying to push political agendas in games

>>382985247
because all the smartest niggas went and colonized America and bred with the white women to create scientists and mathsers to make sky scrabers.

>>382985247
Why is China the second most economically powerful country in the world ahead of every white country except one?

>>382984607
>But a lot of poor people, possibly the majority, are not healthy
[citation needed]
but I don't disagree with your sentiment. I wasn't even talking about unhealthy people at all. I am completely in favor of social support systems. I am just claiming that not everyone who can is actually pulling their weight.

>>382985250
Cuck

>>382985338
Because they're one fucking billion population?

>>382985338
Asians are much whiter than niggers

>>382985254
it is her; i was just memeing

Remove kangaroos from games.

>eating kangaroos
Australians were a mistake

>>382985464
How did the asians get ahead of the white people?

>>382985338
Size of the population? Work ethic ingrained by the culture? If you dont work you literally could starve to death?

>>382984893
off by 1ONE1

Uncrackable DRM.

>>382985439
>fucking like rabbits is the key to success

>>382985338
evil whitey got kicked out of resource rich africa but the yellow man is currently free to exploit it

File: 1496625720657.png (3MB, 2558x1426px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2558x1426px

>>382985346
there very obviously needs to be barriers to prevent people exploiting the system, and asking them to please write down that they applied for 10 jobs a week is not enough.
People buying anime figures should not be on welfare.

>>382983804
That's because /jp/ is the best board desu

>>382985250
hahaa /pol/ /pol/ /pol/ xD
sure, stick your head in the sand retarded cuck. Sexual degenerates and niggers have no place anywhere, and women should have extremely limited bodily autonomy.
please, get inoperable lung cancer.

>>382985139
>I'm just saying that as long as you *are* healthy, you have every means to dig yourself out of the poorfag hole.
and what about the millions who are not healthy?

>>382985139
university income is shit i agree
its just that i think government could provide an umbrella for people who are in hard times
ive heard people getting bankrupted for paying off funerals or accidents
i think its just too hard to predict outcomes based on just what we think work best,but its worth hearing people out anon so noice work

>>382985527
Numbers and slavery. A chinks life is worth very little

>>382985439
>>382985540
>>382985625
>white countries do better than black countries
>hurr white is best race thats why
>asian country doing better than white countries
>SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCES

>>382985614
When you don't take into account individual prosperity and only care about global trade power then yeah

>>382982084
remove weebshit garbage

File: 1475108123508.png (505KB, 776x589px) Image search: [Google]

505KB, 776x589px

>>382985508
Americans eat deer and eagles, roos are just oversized rabbits and they're actual pests.
They're just novel to you because you only see them in zoos.
If I went to America I bet I wouldn't want to kill or eat your wildlife because it would be novel to me.
In fact when I went to London seeing real squirrels running around blew my mind, I probably looked like a retard buying nuts with my group to throw to them.

>>382985758
>asian country doing better than white countries
You have never been to an asian country. They are doing good but they still have high suicide rates due to slavery

>>382985759
>don't take into account individual prosperity
>China has second most number of billionaires in the world
>almost 3 times as many billionaires as 3rd place
Might want to rethink that.

>>382982084
It has to be fun

>>382982472
Shadow of Mordor was one of the best triple A games made in the last decade, what the fuck are you smoking?

>>382985758
>>382985881
Orientals are smarter than white people.

It goes East Asian
European
Middle Eastern
South American
African

However they aren't doing that well.
China is looking to have a depression and the people who profited most out of its past economic boom are a very small minority.

>>382982084
games must be completed before release, and dlc is now illegal and punishable by castration.

>>382985626
>there very obviously needs to be barriers to prevent people exploiting the system
this is easier said than done. people will say that western democracies are corrupt, but holy shit USSR was so. much. worse.

>>382985729
I'll take a guess that you are from the US?
From the little I know about your social security and your socialist tradition (or lack thereof), I understand that the umbrella for those in need is a big topic for you. I kind of take universal semi-reliable social security for granted because of where I'm from. Then again, my country doesn't even have population of New York, so it's an entirely different beast.

To get a good game all you have to do is to disallow bad stuff and then try to improve over time by experimenting and learning, with patience and passion being key.

>>382985883
I meant per capita dumbfuck
Billionaires don't mean shit when you got actual billions living in misery to balance it out.

>>382985338
Less niggers.

>>382986087
>but holy shit USSR was so. much. worse.
is this what we're talking about?
I always feel bad when I interject without reading the whole post chain and this happens.
Yeah the USSR was fucked, it was all about how you could circumvent the system best.
People who were in the public sector could figure out the ins and outs and how to get themselves a better deal.
Meanwhile the poor and the farmers got royally fucked.

>>382983336
>That's fine, I don't mind going back to the SNES.
you wouldn't be going back to SNES

I mean you could do that right now anyways, so why would you want to limit your options?

>>382986087
not really from the US
but our government is kinda apathetic on preventing people from getting into poverty itself,as in alot of money is going into people below poverty lines but in actually preventing people from going there

File: 1478250163345.jpg (29KB, 722x349px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 722x349px

Remove all political agendas.

>>382985645
hahah cuck cuck cuck
Fuck off, newfag.

>>382986208
the bureaucracy was insane back then
i remembered my grandfather having to wait 4 days to file in documents and in the end need to do it twice because along the way someone lost it,and it was something trivial which is the amount of space he's using for a garage

>>382982715
>>382983478
Good idea, no more /pol/ morons shitting things up

File: 1250431110077.jpg (5KB, 141x158px) Image search: [Google]

5KB, 141x158px

>decent thread idea
>derailed with /pol/shit
Fuck fixing video games. How do we fix /v/?

>>382986208
I think we were just talking about exploiting the system on a different scale and I was also thinking about the extreme socialism that was USSR. But I think we agree on both fronts.

I brought it up to argue against universal income. We had marxist systems in the past and they collapsed HARD, resulting in misfortune for 99% of the population.

File: 1473639711727.jpg (94KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

94KB, 1280x720px

No early access
Mandatory demos
DLC quantity restrictions

>>382986489
We actually can't. Video games aren't niche enough anymore, it's a Catch 22. We're destined to be the maelstrom

File: Butthurt.jpg (17KB, 517x402px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 517x402px

>>382982597
>>382983062
>>382983304
>>382984038
>>382984831

>>382986489
you don't, /v/ opened pandora's box with gamergate

>>382986647
there is literally nothing wrong with having a sore butt especially if you're just trying anal for the first time, my butt actually is sore but I'm glad I did it because it was a good experience overall and I think I love him.

Gabe Newell has decided to sell Valve. Swery51 is now the owner of Valve.

File: 1411998163537.jpg (19KB, 231x281px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 231x281px

>>382986712
tell me more

Make good games and hope for money instead of make money hope for good game.

>>382985250
>/pol/ boogeymen
Sure is summer around here

>>382986683
Is there some second pandora's box that we can open to counter the first one?

>>382986712
You love a gay cactus?
>>382986950
>Sure is summer around here
Yeah, you are here

>>382982084
Nuke Canada

>>382982084
Experiment with old and new ideas, test the hell out of the game at all times, use different approaches for the game's design to see what fits best, don't slack, learn to understand your own game, improve it over time, make sure to eliminate as many negative things within and around the game as you can while trying to add as many things that make it more unique, better playable, less same-ish, overall more enjoyable and most importantly: try to create a better game than what already exists each time.

>>382987031
I don't think I could take a cactus (without the needles obviously), my first time was yesterday and before then I had only ever used a finger.
I'm pretty tight.
I'm glad he wasn't too big because I was scared it would either be gross and small or way too big.
I'm also glad he wasn't circumcised because I wanted to suck him too.

>>382987172
>I don't think I could take a cactus
You sound like a quitter

>>382987302
I don't really get the point of going big because I'll just stretch out right?
I'd rather be around normal because I want him to feel good.

File: 1497810498589.jpg (110KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 500x500px

Devs should make games that are good, not products that sell. Good games sell inherently.
>>382985758
How is having a better work ethic and having more people able to work a special circumstance? Just aspects of a country. Same with how america is fueled by commercialism and high spending power.
>>382986087
Burgermiester here. It honestly has to do with the culture here. People here are inherently lazy and expect shit to be handed to them. Also with wages being low for entry level jobs and it taking time to increase income lots of people have a defeatist attitude and figure that since the government will take care of them why even try. You also have public officials selling out to large corporations which means they arent regulated like they should be, as well as having thier tax brackets be very generous to them relative to regular people.
>>382987302
Dont get on his case. He gets the point.

>>382987420
Adding on people here dont know how to save money. Spending is good for the economy but then you got people spending money they dont have, getting credit cards and payday loans, getting into debt and staying in poverty.