SGDQ 2017

Midna is for ______ing

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*blocks your path*

https://soundcloud.com/chibinekodemyx/my-last-regrets-in-memory-of-a

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Long time donator, first time viewer.

nth post for cute runner who thanks donators

>>382976618
beating

>>382976618
bless

>>382976618
lewd

>>382976618
adventure

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>>382976618
HUGGING
>Captcha: Bluff for sale

>>382976618
loving cuddling fucking sucking tucking mucking humping hugging petting

>>382976618
head pat

QUICK EVERYONE POST YOUR AMYMAYS XDDDD

POST HUMAN MIDNA PLS

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>>382976632
>

>>382976574
>NOW: Twilight Princess HD
>NEXT: TES IV: Oblivion
>LATER: Divinity: Original Sin
I wish.

>>382976632
DANCE WATER DANCE

>>382976720
mucking?

POST EDO

>>382976672
Greetings from Germany. Long time cancer, first time butt. Let's kick viewer's donator.

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>Moving so slow the game doesn't know you're moving

>not even watching the stream but still hanging around to fap to Midna pics

>>382976805
He has to be trolling at this point

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>8 hour FF run
Why.

>>382976783
M U C K I NG
U
C
K
I
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holy shit is it over yet?

>>382976805
is chibi the greatest attention whore to ever live?

This was the direction Zelda should have stuck with. Too bad about the shoehorned wolf gimmick.

>>382976842
>having this pic in your hard drive
gay

>>382976872
One more hour and 30 minutes

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*gets you into headlock*

>SAY IT

what do you say, /v/?

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I never played Twilight Princess because of the wolf sections.
Is it worth another shot?

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>>382976618
sodomiz-

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Okay lads, we had a good discussion last thread about it.

Post what is, in your opinion, the worst run of any GDQ. It could be for any reason (gameplay was shit, runner was shit, commentary was shit), just what you think is the absolute worst.

>>382976805
Are you going through his twitter or do you have images of his tweet on your computer?

>>382976941
Well hello beautiful!

While we sit through this really long, but honestly not that bad run, what were some of the best runs of all time?

>The first time Duckfist did blindfolded Punch Out
>the 2015/2016 Tetris block where runners actually came from Japan to compete
>Pep pep, Pepsimaaaaaaaaaan!

>>382976907
>not having that pic on your harddrive
fag

>>382976941
THIRD PLACE

I can only imagine twitchkiddies' reaction to Oblivion.
"Is this the original Skyrim?"
"SKYRIM RIPOFF"
"These graphics look like shit"
Glad I have chat disabled.

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>>382976574
Why can't I meet a girl as cute and tall as Midna?

>>382976842

Shut the F&^% up, drink your tea and enjoy your godd^@#$ final fantasy run.

>>382976009
He told himself that this year it would be different, he'd be cool and everyone would like him, and he'd even meet and impress a qt grill.

But then it was worse than ever before, the moment he arrived at the hotel his anxiety went through the roof, he was second guessing every single interaction with everyone he talked to, every time he heard someone laugh he flinched, thinking they were laughing at him, whenever someone smiled at him he freaked out - was there something on his face? something wrong with his hair? - he couldn't handle the pressure.
He became more and more self-aware, paying so much attention to what everyone else might be thinking of him he had no time to actually interact with poeple.

The stress was too much, and he cracked

>>382975917
It's hard to tell, there's a google docs schedule floating around somewhere with all the announcer times, but the time dilation caused by her huge mass makes working out when she'll actually be there difficult.

Her Pikachu impression is objectively pretty good though

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>>382976907
Yeah probably.

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>>382976948
no not really

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>>382976872
About to be.

>>382976941

Ironic that he does a move that chokes me.

>>382976951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WotPzG2nys

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>>382976959

>>382976941
Holy shit I'll bet he's glad he doesn't have to look at that face anymore.

>>382976805
fake account. he uses a different one now

>>382976941
caleb has definitely upgraded his gf since then

>>382977030
Oh no

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>>382976872
This run is nothing

>>382976956
sad to think chibi must have no one he can tell this shit to irl

>>382977032
But why?

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>>382976956
CUTE!

>>382977065
reported for being a faggot

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>>382976872
almost

>>382977065
>not respecting Oniisama

>>382977020
>mosin
Slavboo trash

>>382976948
No.

>>382977110
>any%
>still EIGHT HOURS

Holy shit. Does anyone dare run a 100% slot?

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Alright so a lot of the trannies are fucking annoying attention whores, but if you're one of those faggots who sees stuff like that in the thread and then goes to tweet shit at them on twitter, then you're cancer just like the goobergaters. what ever happened to rules 1 & 2?

that being said, what the FUCK is proto magical """""girl""""" thinking wearing a tank top on cam like that. even for a tranny that's delusional, she should be trying to hide those shoulders, not broadcast them, have some common sense

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You are watching geeks (ACTUAL GEEKS) play video games and donating money to them. Literally get a LIFE

>>382977209
I'm still waiting on baten kaitos 100%

>>382977065
none fuck anime read the manga or light novels dungeon defense is good i just finished it

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About to go to Jack in the Box. What should I get?

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any NEETs here

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Someone be friend with Chibi :(

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>>382976978
>>382977008
link is not for crossdressing

>>382977210
>then you're cancer just like the goobergaters

You get your news from Kotaku and CNN I take it? Maybe a little NPR?

>>382976956
I get the feeling he's not really bi, but just wants sympathy and a real person who cares about him.

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>>382976975
>>382976980
>>382977028
MRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh shit, you fucked up now, anons! Calebs about to unleash his inner gorilla on you!

>>382977221
Good point. I think instead I'll pirate Oblivion!

>>382977249
laid

>>382977249
monster tacos

>>382976951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0GfDfTkSo
this one is full of chokes

>>382977249
fucked

>>382976618
impregnat

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>>382976907
More for you

>>382977221
Fuck am I supposed to do at 1AM Todd? Play Skyrim?

>>382977249
a couple cheesy Bs and some curly fries

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Why do so many faggots shave their legs? Is this another future tranny?

>>382977271
CALEB LOOK BEHIND YOU, THERE'S A GIANT CAKE

>>382977258
hello

>>382977265
But he does it himself

>>382977249
Bring me back a burger and a soda.

>>382977249
drive into oncoming traffic

>>382977249
get a Big N' Nasty

Just tuned in: That's what Gymnast looks like? Nigga looks like he's fourteen.

>>382977065
>Mahouka
>liked it
I was gonna troll you with SAO, but eh. In descending order of greatness:
Great Teacher Onizuka, No Game No Life, Magi, Trinity Seven, Mahou Sensou

>>382977323
I do cycling and shave because if you ever fall off any grazes you get are a lot dirtier with leg hair.

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>>382977265
Are you sure?

>>382977323
He wouldn't want to manspread!

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is the oblivion run going to be fun?

>>382977323
i think the camera is just too low res to see hair, look at the runners arms looks shaven too

>>382976951
Someone said the Heart Gold run was mercy killed this year. I don't know if there's a video of it up.

>>382977323
they're speedrunners. it's common to shave your body to increase speed. swimmers do it all the time.

>>382977323
Or he just didn't grow any. You don't know how much of a pain it is to have hair all over your body especially goddamn ass hair

t. Indian

>>382977323
heteros do that too now
its 2017 you know

>>382977263
He reminds me of one of those guys that you meet in an online video game and you're like ''Hey, this dude is cool, i wanna play with him some more'' and once you add him he pushes his personal life and problems on you

Fuck, I just want to play vidya. You gotta solve this shit for yourself

>>382976618
mating press

>>382977210
No, its good to remind them of reality outside their carefully curated hugboxes.

Their weird sexual fetish is creepy as fuck, especially since they all dress and act like 12 year old girls.

Your gender has nothing to do with how you dress, they just want to be little girls because that's what gets them off.

>>382977323
You're getting good at spotting these.

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So whatever happened to Kluge?

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>"speedrun" that is almost 4 HOURS LONG
how is this acceptable

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>>382977387
fucking faggot

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>>382977272
I don't think the developers of this fine series would like it.

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>>382976842
8 hour FF run on the weekend. It's going to bait in all the faggots who donate "FF7 is the bestest", "FF7 was my first rpg" etc.

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>>382977443
>vaginal with a shortstack
gay

>>382977323
He's probably just a naturally hairless fuccboi

>>382977513
post more happy dogs

>>382977395
Mercy killed? A run by Keizaron? What in fuck's name happened?

>>382977514
having trouble focusing? better pull out your fidget spinner retard

>>382976618
huffing her rancid vagoo after shes spent 3 weeks in the desert without bathing

Are there any good runs that I have missed since Freedom Planet?

Toilet Princess might be the worst 3D Zelda game but I gotta admit the monster design in it is amazing

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2 more hours

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>Another hour and a half

>>382977514
what's his name again?

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>>382977470
>No, its good to remind them of reality outside their carefully curated hugboxes.
Yeah, just like telling Barneyfag that he's an insane schizophrenic made him stop ruining threads.

Idiot.

>>382977269
how can you even defend that shit. goobergaters were in the right, but they COMPLETELY BLEW their moral high ground by going way too far with threats and shit against zoe quinn. now she's way more famous than she ever would have been otherwise. way to go guys, great job!

>>382977535
Ah, well, since I'm being honest, I don't think that Todd Howard is very bright, so I doubt he'd figure out. Keep that between you and me, ok?

>>382977402
Body hair can be annoying. At least I'll survive the winter though

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>>382977210
>what ever happened to rules 1 & 2?
They've never existed, they're just a Fight Club reference. More than that, they only mention /b/. Stop being retarded.

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>>382977529
Bully me more pls.

Why does Chibi constantly bring all his shit to twitter/the public. I wouldn't care about him normally but the fact he blogs about everything in his life really irks me.

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>>382977513
>Dominos

>>382977549
But Midna is deliciously flat
Unless shortstack counts for ass too in which case nice

>>382977384
I like OP characters and oniisama being in the military who goes to school reminded me of a movie I liked as a kid so I stuck with it.

Also I watched all of those and mahou sensou is indeed literal garbage.

>>382977209
Not for FFVII, but there are some Final Fantasy 100% runs with pretty crazy times
FFXII 100% world record is slightly over 24 hours for a one-sitting run

>>382977484
does he not know that jaleel white is a nigger?

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Is she there?

did he just use an amiibo? how is that any different than using a gamegenie/shark?

>>382977221
>implying I watch these fags
>implying I EVER give money to this scam

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I like that jump

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>>382977576
>When you realize she used to have a penis.

>>382977470
I almost cut myself on the edge of this post

>>382977648
As Low Tier God would say, he wants false validation

>>382977560
I didn't see it, but the game was apparently started 10 minutes in because "muh RNG" which didn't even work and ended up getting switched over to a safety save in Soul Silver, which got mercy-killed at Red.

>>382977689
me at the bottom, out of frame

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Link transition to Wolf makes me feel sick.
https://youtu.be/BDx9VHGzOa0
Not only the cut-scene but In game transition is gross.

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>>382977529
There's nothing wrong with liking both

>>382977704
Didn't he use all his condoms in a water balloon fight?

>>382977273
so he's gay?

>>382977689
Is that a seizure?

>>382977589
The problem with GG was that there were three almost totally unrelated groups who all got lumped in together.
People who actually cared about ethics in blah blah
People who hate women
People who hate everyone (or like to pretend to)

>>382977689
what the actual fuck is happening here? i am concern.

>>382977659
Then wtf do you want, if you're in this deep already, you should know it's tough finding good shit.

>>382977689
Is she using one of those ohmibods?

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>>382977648
Filter Chibi if it bothers you. No sense in letting something completely avoidable bother you.

Be happy, anon.

FUCK YES STALLORD

>>382977589
>they COMPLETELY BLEW their moral high ground by going way too far with threats and shit against zoe quinn

The pushback against calling out Quinn was almost immediate. It didn't stop shitrags (Kotaku, Polygon, etc) from pretending that's all Gamergate ever was.

Also consider the third party troll groups that got involved, and the instances of these devs doxing themselves. Also Zoe misrepresenting IRC logs.

Gamergate was slandered by the media because they dared speak to power.

>>382977470
I'd love to agree with this post but it's written with reddit spacing.

>>382977402
POO

>>382977576
Hello FBI? Yes i wanna report myself for being a pedo.

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Do any of you speedrun games?

>Five Guys

What did he mean by this?

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My favourite boss

>>382977776
softlock

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Can you guys help? This is kinda weird but today I saw a guy riding a skateboard without a shirt and I got turned on even though I'm straight. What does it mean?

>>382977695
>how is that any different than using a gamegenie/shark?
Amiibos aren't hacking the game dumbass.

Best boss fight in the whole game

>>382977849
Spooky scary skeleton.

>>382977689
>when the bluetooth vibe hits just right

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not a single person in this thread has gone through as much in their life as chibi has.

seriously, show some respect

>>382977857
I think you're attracted to the adrenaline


Be free, Anon

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>>382977836
i dont play video games

>>382977857
You're not as straight as you thought.

>>382977850
Fuck I laughed. Have an upvote, sir.

>>382977589
Thats classic /v/ though. People who would be complete nobodies become well known because they wont shut the fuck up about them.
You think Anita would have gotten anywhere if it wasnt for /v/ constantly talking about her, bringing her her up, and threatening her? Definitely not. If it wasnt for angsty edgy teens people like Anita would have had to get a real job or something.

>>382977857
ur gey

Not even meme gay like trap lovers are, but actual gay.

>>382977916
No one on /v/ does.

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>>382977836
nope

>>382977870
I prefer Argorok. Dual Hook shots are too much fun.

>>382977857
You're not completely straight. Congratulations, I guess.

>>382976941
Why did they break up? I never found out.

>>382977648
probably because anyone can use twitter however they want and you don't have to read it if you don't want to, that's what the "follow" option is for

source: have had a twitter account since the day gamergate started(by coincidence, no less) and literally can't remember ever seeing a chibi tweet in my feed

Why do they have runs longer than 2 hours?

Not everyone likes every game, and seeing the same games every GDQ is boring. It certainly doesn't help that most of the runners no charisma.

With shorter runs if there's a run you don't like you can go do something else for 30 minutes. Instead I'm stuck here for 4 fucking hours with nothing to do.

>>382977986
she wouldn't say it

>>382977651
nothing wrong with dominos

>>382977648
People crave feedback, and they'll cast a wider and wider net until they get it.

The only place he's found it is on twitter, so that's his default choice now.
Plus his (probably literal) autism aside, he's in a bad space mentally at the moment and isn't thinking clearly.

Hopefully someone sits down with him and calms him down soon.

>"Speed run"
>4 hours lon

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>>382977910
press F to pay respekts

>>382977910
Twitter was a mistake. Why do people feel the need to tweet fucking everything. Do people tweet the exact moment their parents die these days?

>>382977836
I tired to get into SMB, but I could never get the wrong warp down so I stopped.

>>382977943
>You think Anita would have gotten anywhere if it wasnt for /v/ constantly talking about her, bringing her her up, and threatening her? Definitely not. If it wasnt for angsty edgy teens people like Anita would have had to get a real job or something.

This never happened. The harassment games came out AFTER she became popular, not before.

I thought you trolls left after E3.

>>382977351
How much more can this poor guy take before he offs himself?

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>>382977601
Buy one of my games for $49.99 plus shipping and we can forget all of this.

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>>382977857
Dont fell for the trap memey.

>>382977967
Oh fuck I forgot about that one, yeah now I'm not sure

>>382978024
>img.pngPNG.png

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>Two hours have passed, two more left!

>level 1 sephiroth fight

Doesn't he scale to you anyway?

>>382978086
boku no pico

>>382977781
Something adventurous with a good MC sounds good rn to me desu. I am checking MAL right now

>>382977857
>I'm straight
Stop lying to yourself anon. Can't change yourself

>>382978039
>This never happened
Keep burying your head in the sand and boosting your so called "enemies" to positions of power.

>>382977857
you're attracted to humans

>>382977910
Quickrundown? No epic memeys pls.

>>382978086
boku no pico

>>382978086
goku no piclo

>>382977916
Why was such a beat girl stuck in a homo anime

>>382978086
Naruto, One Piece, Bleach

>>382978042
Alright, fine. I just purchased Fallout: New Vegas, since I've never played it before. Hope you get the $49.99 ;)

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>>382978139
>>382978179

>>382977836
got a 1:20 in ape escape 3 and started learning super adventure island 2 a few months back

i didn't originally consider getting the opportunity to possibly bang beuchiism as a good reason to speedrun ape escape 3 but that's slowly starting to change

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>>382978086
Fuck anime

>>382978086
The last anime I enjoyed was Samurai Champloo.

Why did Twilight Princess have so many good waifus?

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Why doesn't Cosmo speedrun BoTW?

>>382977836
I speedrun your moms pussy every night

>>382978086
Outlaw Star
Cardcaptor Sakura

>>382978237
>having more than one waifu

>>382978237
hey, you added more stuff to it!

>>382978237
Who is the cute boy on the left?

>>382978086
Katanagatari.

>>382978273
That is the worst kissing I have ever seen.

>>382978273
Glad she found someone

>>382978273
Is that his sister?

>>382978086
attack on titan (sub), initial d (dub or sub)

I forgot, is Link actually left handed? You're supposed to hold the shield with your dominant hand.

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>>382978213
Good. Just remember, I'm always watching.

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>>382978273

>>382976951

Probably that one Crash run by the guy who kept choking and making suicide "jokes" that were painfully cringy at best.

>>382978307
that's pepe you nob

>>382978237
Where's the starter pack for people who hate moeshit and jojo like me?

>>382977382
>>382977012
I'm not that anon but I'm also at SGDQ and I can confirm the bathroom thing is real. They have all been converted to "gender neutral" by taking the signs off the doors. Since I have severe social anxiety and Asperger's (diagnosed), I'm too afraid to walk into either one just in case I walk into the woman's restroom by mistake. The last time I had to piss I waited in the hallway watching the bathrooms for an hour until somebody else went in and I could confirm that was the men's bathroom. The staff had put plastic bags over the urinals and some signs saying these were not allowed to be used. But since it was the men's bathroom and there was only one stall, the other guy I went in after was already in there. I figured the guy might think I was gay if I stood around in the bathroom not doing anything while he was relieving himself so I decided to piss in the sink. Somehow a GDQ staff member heard, I think they must have a camera in there because this guy burst in before I had even finished my pee and slapped my dick extremely hard. He just kept slapping it while I tried desperately to put it back into my pants and I was panicking so I was still pissing down my leg. I ran out of the bathroom weeping. It was the most embarrassing and painful thing I have ever experienced. The GDQ staff is out of control and everyone here is scared shitless.

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>>382978273
>all those wasted frames

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>>382978237
>Having more than 1 waifu

>>382978237
Stay mad nigga.

>>382978348
I'm normally disgusted by kissing already, but this is setting a new record

>>382978356
Traditionally he wields sword in left and shield in right.

>>382978294
don't forget
>swapping waifus every season

>>382978348
Stop making out with your mirror then.

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>>382976574
Imagine an anime made by pic related
How would turn out?

>>382978350
Thats a tranny the dude is making out with.

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>>382978363
Dear brother, you do not understand. To purchase Fallout: New Vegas, is to invoke the wrath of Sithis.

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>>382978273

>>382978024
doesn't this mean he's banned from the SR community?

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>>382978392
kek, good one lad

>>382978356
What? Where did you get that information? Shields do not go in your dominant hand. You just make sure to angle your body with your shield ahead.

If you guys are getting this fidgety during this run how will you handle the FF7 run

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>>382978392
7/10 pasta my friend
good laugh

>>382977395
>>382977560

Here is a VOD of the HGSS run

>>382978008
Underrated

>>382977536
Kill La Kill is shite.

>>382978273
I thought twitch was harsh on this shit?

>>382978392
Pics or it didn't happen

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I LIKE THAT JUMP

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>>382978450

>>382978392
pics or it didn't happen

>>382978384
If you hate Jojo you're a contrarian faggot.

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>>382978384

>>382977836

used to do Resident Evil 4 because it was fun. Hit that wall of autism and stopped.

>>382978086
naruto

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>>382978273
>WeeWarlus: Girls can't love girls!

>>382978392
Go take a picture to prove it.

>>382978356
He wields it in his left most of the time except in some games, Twilight Princess in Hero Mode flips everything so you hold it in your right.

tfw ambi-dex so I can fuck bitches with both hands

Any proof on the urinals being shut down. Also, is that black fucker a girl?

>>382978086
futurama

>>382977395
>>382977560

Ok I was retarded and forgot the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64o1HQL7o-g

>>382978575
>Any proof on the urinals being shut down
it's a copypasta retard

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>>382978086

>>382978598
Thanks

>>382978273
it does.

it got a WR the other day. All dungeons no amiibos

>>382978237
what in the living hell is that music like?

i've never seen a div original sin speedrun, is it even entertaining

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>>382978392
Holy shit

>Not taking the opportunity to take a huge shit in the stall next to some girl

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>>382978575
AYY

>>382978604
So wait, now that the game is out, is his voice actually in the game?

>>382977836
I used to try speedrunning KH2 back in the day but I just didn't have enough patience and autism to learn every single pattern of every boss and all that shit and just gave up
I do sometimes try to finish a game as fast as I can but I don't think it should be considered speedrunning

>>382978086
the wu-tang clan

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>>382978498
it was ok

>>382978483
The internet, which never lies.

>>382978626
>it
Uhhh, you mean she?

>>382978549
Pretty sure Demo's audience hates Filthy Frank's audience.

>>382978549
>all modern anime is trash
absolute nothing wrong with that
99% of every season is moeshit/ecchi
how can people defend that?

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>>382978392
I actually enjoyed this turn of events. For once, an original copypasta that didn't make me want to shoot myself. I'm in shock.

>>382978604
Did he actually do it? Aren't the voices just gibberish anyway?

>>382978356
>You're supposed to hold the shield with your dominant hand.
this is the stupidest shit i ever heard tbqh

>>382978146
Beat up Anita: Released July 5th 2012
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/598591

First Anita kickstarter / articles:
Kickstarter, funded June 16th 2012 -
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games

Shitaku article blaming YouTube, not 4chan, for her initial harassment: https://archive.is/20151119212846/http://kotaku.com/5917623/awful-things-happen-when-you-try-to-make-a-video-about-video-game-stereotypes

https://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/07/exposing-the-hate-one-woman-gets-for-examining-video-games/

Kotaku took some shitty youtube comments and made a big deal out of it. It had nothing to do with 4chan. And she was fully funded by the time those articles came out.

She was given power by idiots. Not us. The timeline supports my claim.

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reminder that before this tweet, /v/ was #teamchibi

it's never been the same since

>>382978663
i would also like to know this

>>382978736
pretty sure he did not do it

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>check in
>still zelda

>>382978538
Why?

>>382978549
That's more me, but I hate Filthyfrank too

what can i do for another hour? i fuckhign hate videogames

RUH ROH

>>382978392
this pasta is remarkably fresh... delicious, anon.

>>382977836
Same as >>382978550 ,tried for few weeks then realized I was slowly hating the game because of this.

>>382977836
Does Monster Hunter TAs count?

>>382978816
Read a book faggot.

>>382978816
You from Kotaku too?

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>And coming up next is a surprise run from an unannounced guest... Narcissa Wright! How about a round of applause, everybody!?

>Narcissa enters the streaming room

>

>>382977618
Even the thickest human body hair is too thin to maintain warmth

>>382977836
i got 3rd in one game
Its aa platform so i think i did good

>>382978816
Go for a run
Cook
Clip your toenails
Read a book
Learn a useless skill

I just woke up
went to sleep during Kirby's Dream Land 2
did I miss anything good?

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This poor bastard

>>382978273
except cosmo blew it by not going and saying goodbye to his bf at the airport

>>382978663
>>382978736
>>382978779
Do you really think any bank would give an aspie like Chibi 8k?

>>382978914
>Learn a useless skill
Like speedruning

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>>382978894

>>382978893
What's this girl's name?

>>382978893
She cute.

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Is Twilight Princess Dark Souls of Zelda games?

>>382978893
Shut up, who is that?

>>382978926
Oh Jesus.

>>382978926
>why people hate me again?

>>382978926
LOL

>>382978893
>Dead silence
>Announcer: Please clap.
>3 awkward claps from the audience and protocuck clapping furiously

>>382978926
i thought this was furry cringe but i was wrong

>>382978893
is that Cher?

PARALLEL UNIVERSE GLITCH

>>382978965
BoTW is

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>>382977836
I run diablo 2 sorc 1:41:48

>>382978926
holy shit it's real. I hope he's really good friends with those two.

>>382978965
Is Dark Souls the Dark Souls of Dark Souls games?

>parallel universe
OH SHIT NOW HE'S DONE IT

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>>382978926
So he must not have his gf anymore I take it

>>382978086
I liked Detroit Metal City. It's fucking short tho.

>>382978926
:D

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>Parallel Universes

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>>382978926
I almost want to hang out with Chibi just to see if he acts like this in person.

>>382977275
>>382977286
>>382977294
>>382977313
>>382977343
>>382977345
>>382977356
Back. Just settled for my usual Double Jack combo with curly fries, 2 tacos, an egg roll, and a chicken sandwich. Thanks for all the suggestions though!

>>382979056
the odds he even knows them are very small

>>382979040
Hi Chibi's Mom

>>382978663
>>382978779
He pussied out in the end plus he couldn't get a loan

BUT FIRST, LETS TALK ABOUT PARALLEL UNIVERSES

>>382977836
I got the wr for a popular afro-american brawler game

then somebody beat me and I lost all motivation

>>382979027
idk anything about tis Mic guy other than heannounced during the SH2 run last night, but even if he's a furfag it still wouldn't be the worst part of this exchange

>>382979096
fug now I'm hungry

>$500 from anonymous
>i have never watched a speedrun before

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>>382979096

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>>382979040
This honestly makes me feel kinda bad for the guy.

>>382978549
Seems accurate.

>>382976948
Yes. Unless you're an epic contrarian fag. Wolf stuff is just ok, dungeons range from great to fantastic, everything else is consistently pretty fun for the most part. Solid 8/10 game.