ITT: historic video game monkey paws

>>382959179
>Implying the wii was bad

>>382959179
>i want a third Zero Escape
>i want Final Fantasy XV

>>382959179
>I want Duke Nukem Forever!

wii was good

>>382959301
It wasn't, but it wasn't the console to win the hearts and minds back of those who already fled to the PlayStation. I had a Wii and liked it, but the system was pulled largely by shovelware and casual titles, and was not the most advanced hardware on the market.

>>382959179
>I want Keiji Inafune to make a spiritual sequel of Megaman!
>gets mn9

But I think no one is monkey pawned more than Sonic fans.

>want a new classic sonic
>gets sonic 4

>wants a new sonic adventure
>gets sonic 06

Mania is good tho

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>Get cancer and die
Should have been more specific TotalBiscuit.

>>382959179
>"I want a sequel to this new bioshock game!"

>>382960613
>Shitposter casts Reflect

>>382959179
>"I wish Nintendo would last forever"
>30 years later still making Mario games

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>I wish for a new metroid game
At least we are getting two real metroid games now.

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>I want the Switch to be region free!
>Games are now just having their content censored during development
>Autists will now screech that I don't know what censorship means

Shit like R. Mika. You showed me the booty, and then you took it away. I fully expect to have Pyra get a bodysuit somewhere before Xenoblade launches.

>HURRR DA BODYSUIT MAEKS IT SEXIER

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I want konami to fucking die for what they did to MGSV

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>>382959179
>I want a new Marvel vs Capcom!
And then Dante turned out to be Brawl Meta Knight, Jill and Shuma were DLC AND NOT INCLUDED IN THE RERELEASE, AND THEN FUCKING INFINITE

>>382963453
or just
>I hope dante is at e3!

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>I want a SMT x FE crossover

>>382963718
I warned as many people as possible
>guys persona is hot as shit right now and awakening just made nintendo bajillions they're going to fuck it up so bad

>>382963824
do you see any Persona characters in this trailer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK5-EIzDtKo

>I want Versus 13 to come out!
>I want Shenmue 3!
>I want another Thief game!

>>382963045
I will never not be angry at Konami about this.

>>382961954
>remake of a game someone else already recently released a remake of
we are getting one real metroid game

>I want a new Star Fox game

>>382963718
It makes me kinda pissy when people compare TokyoMirageSessionFE#QuadrupleBackFlipSuperDuperRainbowFunTimeIsMyNameRedundantYet? to Persona because not even persona was that weeby, those games atleast didn't revolve around idols and jpop.

>>382963916
No but I disregarded that because I figured they didn't actually care about those things.

>>382964249
>those games atleast didn't revolve around idols and jpop.
Rise.

>>382964480
>revolve

>"I want more women into video games"
>Sjws happen

>I want a more story focused Metroid
This was something I wanted. I'm fucking sorry, I was young and dumb and didn't know what I wanted.

>>382964804
Dance All Night.

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>I want a sequel to Halo 3!

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>i want gaming to be popular

what have i done

>>382965081
Persona 4 really is a shitfest

>being a very nerd kid
>get mocked on at daily basis
>people called me weird because I used Internet
>"God I hope everyone see how awesome internet is so they stop mock me"

I was a child.

>"MGS4 had too much story, I hope the next main MGS game focuses more on gameplay!"

>>382960181
The Nintendo 64 convinced Nintendo that the most advanced hardware doesn't sell as well

>that feel knowing the Wii was literally a miniaturized overclocked Gamecube sold as a new generation platform.

>>382964241
but there aren't any bad star fox games.

>"I want Beyond Good and Evil 2 to get out of dev limbo!"
>it's a prequel
I don't think there's ever been another announcement which switches from insane hype to sheer anger that quickly.

>>382966606
I will never forgive you my man.

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>I want the gaming industry to go back to World War I and II! Surely with all this new technology, they could portray the wars with an even greater degree of realism and immersiveness!

Honestly I should have known better