Did he make the right choice?

>>382952730
He was unhappy when he was poor.
Now he is unhappy but rich as fuck, so I guess he wins.

no, that marriage was a stupid idea

>>382952730
>sold the whole shebang to microsoft after it had already peaked in popularity
He was always unfocused and the game essentially died when his dad did. It didn't help that after it got popular, he felt he had an obligation to keep the game G-rated since so many kids latched onto the game. If he could wrangle over a billion dollars from microsoft then he made the right choice since the game was never going to break out of an incomplete, in-development stage except in name only.

>>382952730
Yadda, yadda, yadda, something about him walking away with over $1.5 billion and the employees being furious with him for justified reasons.

Hey guys, we're being bought for billions! We'll never have to work another day in ou...oh, only $300,000. Fuck, I'll be back tomorrow.

>>382952730
All that money, and he still didn't fix his fucked up teeth. Great stuff.

>Make a game that becomes a massive hit and makes you a billionaire
>Take shitloads of vacations
>Merchandise the fuck out of it to make more billions
>Sell the game for billions
Yeah. I can't say I wouldn't do the same thing.

>Get married
>1 Year passes, divorce
>Pay mandatory alimony money

Notch done fucked up by falling for the marriage meme. Even then, I feel like Notch's wealth created a relationship barrier between other people.

Maybe all he wanted was friends?

>>382953464
betas gonna beta

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Remember when Notch openly tweeted about his honeymoon sex?

>>382953414
its his mouth, why do you care?

>>382953464
Despite being a billionaire Notch is beta as fuck.

I think it's pathetic how he tries to make up for his loser life with parties in fucking Beverly hills with people who would have fucking spat on him in high school. It only shows money can't buy you respect or being alpha.

>>382954486
Why do you care of what I care?

>>382956341
Suck a bag of dicks.

i just wish he'd do something interesting with his money. not necessarily productive or smart

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KxvhuLl1ak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRdcptG365I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcifngvnh54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QwQPX_yjnM
Yes. Yes he did.

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https://twitter.com/notch/status/637563481139638272?lang=en

His employees hate him. Where did things go wrong?

>>382952730
For Minecraft? It was good, MS is actually doing a good job not monopolizing the game for themselves and is actually doing crossplay.

For himself? Of course, he has basically more money than all of /v/ will make ever make combined, too bad it seems he's not doing anything good with it and with that asshole attitude it doesn't seem like anyone will want to work with him anymore.

>>382952730
Noth is a dumbfuck who fell for the social life meme. He should have used that money to make aother dream project of his, possibly even better than Minecraft, but no, he just wasted it on marrying some fucking gold-digging whore, because society pressured him into thinking that marriage is part of a successful and happy person's life.

Fucking pathetic.

>>382954267
source?

>>382952730
So to become a billionaire you have to make a severely gimped cad program and market it towards the autists? this gives me an diea

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>>382958843
kek

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>>382958778

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>>382959141
>cad program

Yes.

He had no inspiration near the end of minecraft, the fanbase was autistic as fuck and his original vision of the game was dead.

Money is good.

>>382959645
Computer-aided design (CAD) is the use of computer systems (or workstations) to aid in the creation, modification, analysis, or optimization of a design.

>>382958843
Lots of money can also make you paranoid.

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not even extreme wealth saves you from alienation

>>382952730
Of course he did, he never has to work another day in his life.

If I had the amount of money that Notch had, I would probably use some of it to get publishers to make games that are wanted over here. I wouldn't try to have any input into how the game is made, I would just be like "Hello Capcom, here's lots of money, please make Devil May Cry 5.".

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>>382959769

>sell game for billions of dollars
good
>use billions of dollars to shitpost on twitter and barely even enjoying it
not good
he should do it like in the old days and bang some slag and have children so he has something to live for and hopefully creates a human being who can use all that money to not be a depressed sack of shit

>>382958427
That's what I thought you little bitch.

>>382953464
Yea this was really silly of him. What the fuck did he think was going to happen? You're fucking rich, why fucking marry? You don't need the financial benefits that come with marriage, and SHE'S the one that needs to keep herself strapped to YOU not the other way around.

What a fucking moron. Marriage is a legal contract, not a fucking fairy tale "now we live happily ever after!!!!"

If you have no financial reason to marry, then DON'T. You don't need to "prove" you love someone with marriage. If someone you're with gets all bitchy that you aren't going to marry them, especially if you're rich, it literally doesn't hurt to just be honest and say:

>I love you, but realistically speaking I'm on the losing end of the stick in a marriage. It isn't that I don't trust you, but people grow, people change, and although I certainly don't plan it, it's possible we may go our separate ways. I will still take care of you however I can, but understand that I don't need a wedding to prove how much I love you.

And bam, done. She doesn't agree with those terms? You're dealing with a fucking gold digger. She can throw tantrums all she wants, but if she's reasonable then she will understand. I've literally been up front with all of my girlfriends at the start of the relationship, that people grow and that's normal. I'm still very good friends with all of my exes and we never parted on shitty terms; it was always mutual and with open discussion, and making sure the other party was okay with the split before moving on. Just date reasonable people, fuck. I can understand him being a beta piece of shit while poor since he'd be desperate, but while rich he had to have understood that the world was his oyster and he's the one with the power in a relationship. He has the most to lose.

Fuck I mad. Fucking Notch.
"Boo hoo I'm so rich from creating something a high school student could have, and depressed and lonely."

Fuck you.

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>>382952730
He sold it after he discovered who his fanbase actually is.

Minecraft died for me after 1.6.6b

>>382954486
It's a red flag for lack of using his funds properly. Like, he complains about depression and shit, one has to wonder how much money he actually poured into getting professional help and medication. Depression is a mental illness; if he doesn't seek treatment for something as basic as his fucking teeth then it's doubtful he seeks proper treatment for his mental health even though he's well within the means of doing so while literally millions of others couldn't afford to.

>>382960185
>I wouldn't try to have any input into how the game is made
beta
>"Hello Capcom, here's lots of money, please make Devil May Cry 5.".
They're just going to exploit you in this way.

but yeah I'd totally make video games, set up some studios and shit and just make the most obscenely polished games ever, since you're already filthy rich you don't care if you don't gain any money doing it, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to make games that return their investment cost

>>382960558
I'm not sure what she actually got from the divorce, I don't think swedish laws are as retarded as the american laws, surprisingly enough

>>382961657
I mean, she obviously got something if she waited literally to the point where her year was up before ditching out.

>>382961657

From DailyMail "Short-lived: Notch's marriage to fellow programmer Elin Zettterstrand lasted a little over a year. They have one child, a daughter, together, and he pays £4,000-a-month maintenance for her"

4,000 british pounds is about $5200 USD.

>>382960956
>beta

I just think that not many people would appreciate me having an influence on a game. It's like how you see people get mad at Kickstarter games having stuff shoved in by their backers.

He's just another right wing neckbeard spreading misogyny online. I don't get why "progressive" countries like Finland allow sexists to become billionaires.

>>382962080
That's part of it - but the other part of it is realizing that your ideas may not be the best. Unless there's like some really cool and unique concept you have that you think can be put into place, having it'd probably be better to just trust the developers to do their thing with the funds you give. There's no shame in realizing that your ideas may not be the best - this is the dude who fucking made Minecraft for shit's sake, I doubt he's too good at actually providing good input to a game's development.

>>382960447
>be urself

>>382962080
To a degree I agree when dealing with famous series like this where you can rely on the developers who made the first games so good, though it can be good to give a clearer outline when there's a number of ways they can go. But I'd also want to make a bunch of new games based on own ideas, and there you'd want input, though I would probably still hire a lead developer because it's more work than just going "don't forget to make it so you can do ANYTHING". Also there would be the problem of spoiling the games for yourself, so you'd want to keep as hands off as possible.
>>382962296
That's why you'd have a lead developer to bounce your ideas off. If I wanted a certain mechanic he could tell me if it seemed good, or if it's vague enough he could implement it in a specific manner. Plus it would be exhausting to be a lead developer, and you'd probably be so impatient that you had several projects going on, in addition to doing rich people stuff

>>382962364
I never implied he should b himself, he should b a dad instead
unless you're talking about the bang a slag part but come on, how hard would it be to find a decent girl who would want to be miss billionaire? Even an autistic murderer and arsonist like varg managed to get a wife from fucking prison, notch is like five hundred times more famous and has a 160 thousand times more desirable position as husband

>>382962170
Bait

>muh home on the hills in Cali
>muh huge, open rooms with many chairs
>muh candy wall
>muh cars
>muh depression because antisocial

He fell for the rich meme.

>>382960870
>Like, he complains about depression and shit,
He just wants attention.
He is like the skinny girl who says she is fat, she doesn't actually think it, she just wants validation and you to complement her.

it turns out if you give a manchild a lot of money they're still a manchild, who would have thought

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>>382963282
right, who the fuck would want to live in California among liberal pricks
give me a comfy Mediterranean home any day

>>382963282
>>382963392
To be honest, how many people would do the same here?

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>>382952730
he can hire all the porn stars he want and he is not doing it what the hell is wrong with this guy?

>>382958609
>i just wish he'd do something interesting with his money. not necessarily productive or smart
I mean... I'd take productive or smart if he was up for it. But failing that, sure. Interesting would be nice.

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>>382963447
Tell me you wouldn't want to live in this bastion of natural beauty. Rest of California is cancer, I'll give you that much.

>>382959141
>So to become a billionaire you have to make a severely gimped cad program and market it towards the autists?
Yeah, you're right. You could easily make the next minecraft if you wanted to. Nothing to it. The only thing standing between you and your billions is to focus your energy on being more condescending. Why don't you get to it?

>>382952730
Money is great, but he's still a retarded autist. Money cannot buy you intelligence or a pair of brass balls.

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>>382963463
my moms an architect, I'd build my autistic dream home with her help (and probably some other architects, she's specialized in building conservation)
like if the grand canyon wasn't a nature reserve, I'd carve a hole right through a rock outcropping, so there would be two walls into the stone and two walls into the air, then there would be a tunnel up to the surface with a helipad or something, maybe some nice balconies sticking out from the sides

or a wizards tower or a labyrinth or whatever, just don't buy some fugly californian mansion just because it's the most expensive
just building the thing would be fun in itself

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>>382963447
That looks cozy as hell. Here's muh selection.

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>>382963709
Eh, that picture doesn't convince me. I was in croatia recently and man there's just something with the mediterranean. I mean look at this fucking island.

>>382964119
I would personally just buy a cheap home for my parent and and move in. I would put most of my money into retirement, after accounting to all the taxes and shit. If for some fucking reason I want to make a vidya, I would go full furry game. Those guys have tons of money to spend and I can't believe NO ONE is diving into that gold mine, yet.

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>>382964419
It's a nice island for sure. However, mission. This place has its fair share of libtards,
but the local culture and town pride overrides ideology.

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>>382964419
Also, sea lions like to chill sometimes

>>382964676
Anon, I don't think you understand how much two billion dollars actually is. Unless you go full retard and spend a million a day you could pretty much consider money not an object anymore. Notch bought a 70 million dollar house just because it was the most expensive and he could buy nine more of those and still be obscenely rich. Unless you want to make an impact into politics there would basically not be a reason to try and make money, you already have as much as you can reasonably use.

>>382963282
>>382963447
He's a foreigner that fell for the Hollywood meme.

Real rich people don't live in Hollywood.

What is your sellout price, /v/?
I think no matter how much passion I had, it could be sold off for $400k.

>>382965068
I'm accounting for all tax crap that happens in the US. I know money would take care of me for the rest of my life, but I would like to see how much of a bomb a furry game would be.

>>382965162
Most of the idiots go to Hollywood for fame and fortune only lose it all and either become a homeless or if you're a girl, a pornstar then a homeless. The amount of homeless in Hollywood and the surrounding area is crazy.

>>382965068
how much is a billion? in the us is diferent to europe and mybe the rest of the world

>>382965329
I don't have anything to sell out on
neither did notch, he clearly stopped giving a shit and his co-workers don't deserve anything considering they basically were paid well to sit around and do nothing of importance

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Wait he actually married? What the hell was he thinking
What do you think it would happen you dumbo

>>382965329
>$400k
just end your life right now

>>382965386
Yeah I mean sure, you'd make the game for funs sake, but money would only be an issue if you're aiming to make multiple AAA games and then you'd only need an even return for sustainabilitys sake
>>382965416
a billion in the us is a shitload, and the US is one of the more expensive countries

>>382960870
You're really hung up on his teeth. I know in the US people like to really bleach them and shit so they're super white but his teeth aren't a health problem or anything

>>382965610
I'd sell /v/ for a used car.

>>382958967

I'm married and have a kid and I'm happy, also I'll have somebody who will take care of me when I become old as fuck

also, I'm not American so probably he will actually take care of my senile ass

>>382952730
Totally. Money is the most important thing in life as of now, he now is settled for life, him being such a pansy has nothing to do with that.

>>382952730
Yes, plus he got the fuck out of Sweden. It is a win for him. He knows how much it has gone down the drain given that "SWEDEN YES!" is in full swing and is causing it's own country to buckle under the weight of it's own policies.

>>382965416
It's a thousand million in the US. Consider that a couple million (possibly even just one million) is enough for many people to quit their jobs and live off of for the rest of their lives depending on their lifestyle.

>>382952730

he is a fucking retard but in this particular case he did the right thing

>>382965416
A billion is the same thing in Europe and the US. It's the same thing everywhere

>>382952730
he did but he's still a retard, he can buy anything in the world yet complains

>>382965695
but one billion is 1 000 000 000 or 1 000 000 000 000?

>>382965942
Nobody is going to take care of you when you're "old as fuck". Assuming you don't die much earlier than her, as most men do, she will only grow to resent your dwindling utility to her in old age.

>>382966048
Sweden is just becoming America

>>382952730
>>382953282
He sold Mojang for 2.5 billion dollars and his current networth is 1.5 billion.

>>382963334
Or maybe he has depression

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If I had as much money as he, I wouldn't make it so obvious that I have money. Just give me a cheap 1 bedroom house or condo, a used Subaru WRX STi, and a new PC build and I'll bet good for the rest of my life. Maybe have a cleaning service and a massage service come once a week, but that's the limit.

>>382966227

I expected this answer

You Americans really pity me

>>382966201
What would you buy?

>>382966334
But what would you actually do with your money? Just sitting on it would be depressing and retarded.

>>382966227

I'm also middle class

>>382965942
>also I'll have somebody who will take care of me when I become old as fuck
Yeah, people don't realize that having a youngling take care of you when go senile is pretty important. I should know I'm that fucking kid.

>>382966360
I don't blame him. Feminists fuck up the marriage law to a point that any woman could just divorce you for the slightest shit and you end up paying them for the rest of your life.

>>382966406
Are you telling me you wouldn't just be happy shitposting on 4chan all day and still be a NEET while simultaneously being richer than everyone I'll ever meet? Besides, the best thing to do with that kind of wealth is to keep a low profile anyway.

>>382966406
What would you do? If you like video games you'll probably still be playing video games. You don't really need much money for stuff after you have basic utilities covered

>>382966360
>You Americans really pity me
Not American, but yes I do pity you.

>>382966406
Well it isn't that hard, buy what you need for the most part and don't squander it. Most rich people squander their wealth on stupid shit. Look at Johnny Depp or Charlie Sheen if you want an example of what people blow their cash on.

I am practically sitting on 100k+ or so in case shit hits the fan.

>>382966406

small investments in a bunch of very different business

>>382966524

>Feminists fuck up the marriage law to a point that any woman could just divorce you for the slightest shit and you end up paying them for the rest of your life

it's the same here but our women in their majority are not fucking brainwashed feminazis, I don't expect my wife divorcingg me anytime soon, I actually don't know any divorced couple in my social circle

>>382966930
Yeah, you euros are quite lucky on that part (unless you're Sweden, then you're fuck). I see this a good thing, but those "refugees" are pretty much pro marriage and anti feminist bullshit, so euro women being feminazis wouldn't be a thing for quite a while. USA is pretty much gone.

>>382965923
If i owned /v/, i woundn't even want to own it in the first place

>>382966406
>But what would you actually do with your money? Just sitting on it would be depressing and retarded.
Why?
What's depressing about living your ideal, comfortable life without any financial worries?

>>382965942
>I'm married and have a kid and I'm happy
So you're happy that your kid is black and your wife is fucking niggers behind your back? Congratulations, you're a genuine cuck, but not everyone is a degenerate like you.

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>>382952730
He should've invested the money he made into more diverse projects in order to build a larger name for himself and an actual following instead of just being "that rich fat swede who made Minecraft"

His twitter banter is legendary but that isn't worth much when you don't do anything with your life. If I were him I would've sold the game, invested a million into US steel, and start working on setting up another studio and hiring staff left and right to pump out a million different games. Had he played his cards right he could've provided healthy competition with Steam even.

>>382953464
No alimony in Sweden AFAIK.

>>382967585
What if he doesn't want to do that shit

>>382952730
>Did he make the right choice?

he forsook his original artistic vision and dream game for the sake of a cool bil.
So as long as he can live with the fact that he became a fucking charlatan then yeh i guess.

>>382966575
shitposting is nice, but you could be shitposting from a really nice home instead, and do fun stuff like eat gourmet food, fly helicopters, go on trips and, most importantly, make some fucking video games
>>382966675
You don't need much money at all. I'm a poor student, but I still spend some extra money to eat things other than flour and water, because it's nice. Same thing goes for other luxuries, if I was a billionaire I would use the luxuries of a billionaire, because luxuries are nice. But my main money sink would probably be to make video games. I'd make a studio with several development teams filled with industry veterans to make just obscenely polished games, with lax deadlines, art departments the same size of all the other departments put together, studio field trips for research, actual writers, and most importantly, no bullshit casualization. I'd also make contracts with external veteran studios to make the sort of games they want to make but lack the funding for.
>>382966772
In the end all your possessions are taken from you, that's the ultimate squandering. Sure you'd keep a nice backup pile, but a two billion backup pile is just fucking dumb. Hire a few accountants instead to keep your spending in check.
>>382967446
Lack of ambition is depressing.

>>382952730
getting to fuck vapid bitches that only date you for your money sounds like a good deal.

In the long run, i think yes.

what's he doing now btw? spending his billions?

>>382967738
>he forsook his original artistic vision and dream game for the sake of a cool bil.
he pretty clearly stopped giving a shit way before the microsoft acquisition even was actual

>>382965416
He was paid 2.5 billion dollars USD for Mojang, this is equal to 2.2 billion euro on current exchange. Networth is determined solely by USD.

>>382966930
>investing small with a billion dollars

You'd be wasting ridiculous potential though. With that kinda money you could buy a monopolizing share firm in some industry and print millions for the rest of your life.

>>382967769
>Lack of ambition is depressing.
You can have ambition without spending shit tons of money. You're an idiot.
Maybe your ambition is to make music, that costs as much as a DAW and some equipment.

He sold a consumer product for a billion dollars. Of course he did. Now's he's get all the time and money he needs to create actual art if he wants to.

>>382967692
Every human being strives for fame and success even when they try to remain humble. Those who embrace virtues try to have their cake and eat it too, it is the nature of man and to be in a state of zen is to be in a state of constant war with yourself.
Notch has not achieved a state of zen or enlightenment I can sure as fuck assure you of that, he's going to be tasting the burn for not acting upon his wealth soon and if you want to apply sour grapes to it as your justification for what is about to unravel you'll end up going where he's headed.

>>382952730
For himself, yes
For the game absolutely not.
I would've rebuilt the while fucking thing so it didn't run like shit, created a Minecraft account system originally to support alpha/beta supporters to branch out eventually and generally stick as a creative supervisor

>>382967682
thats correct

unless he made the retard move to marry in the US he dont have to worry about that

>>382968090
Jeb did all the actual work though, so what the fuck does he need notch around for creative supervisor.

obviously
the game was going nowhere anyway, and microsoft overpaid immensely so that's nice too

>>382966334
I would definitely get a single home. Rent the extra rooms to my friends.(Not letting them stay for free, because welfare kills incentive) Open up a game studio, and hire a bunch of talented people to do the bulk of the work, while I act as an idea guy. Make some awesome games. Bang a bunch of hot bitches, until I find someone worth being with long term. Sell the house to my friends, and move into a nice single family home where we can start a childless family.

>>382952730
How come this guy isnt living the high life with hookers in the Bahamas or whatever?

Seems he's content BTFO'ing people on twitter. What a waste of potential.

>>382968115
Marriage fucks men over for life in the US. I don't understand why anyone still does it.

>>382952730
No

He shouldn't have made minecraft and just shitposted while not being a billionare. I don't even pay rent.

>>382968017
>he's going to be tasting the burn for not acting upon his wealth soon

Why

>>382952730
I mean, he was an amateur programmer who got insanely lucky and when it became clear that he has no business sense at all he sold his company to people who do.
That's a pretty predictable trajectory. I think we all like to imagine if we had some huge overnight success we'd become the next Miyamoto, but honestly, most of us would just give up and sell out.

If I shake my head extremely fucking fast while having a headache can I kill myself /v/?

>>382968310
He bought a house in the hills and had parties with people he doesn't know. Turns out that shit is boring

>>382967956
sure, but this is clearly frugality becoming a cancerous meme
kings didn't just live in palaces because they wanted to look cool, living spaces directly influence you
I live in a poorly decorated, one-window, one-room apartment, 90% of the view from my window is another 15-story apartment block, the area is suffocated by roads and people, and to be frank the swedish summer is cold as balls. It sure as hell made a difference from the 8-window 5-room rustically decorated apartment in a less populated area that I lived in with my mom, and I imagine the same principle applies to living in a penthouse in manhattan or a large house in the most breathtakingly beautiful nature earth can abide.

>>382958778
top kek

>>382968186
minecraft was already retardedly popular before jeb arrived, and the game is shit either way, it was carried by the idea which notch thought up (stole)

>>382968618
unless you are clinically depressed (which he might be) and you got near unlimited wealth you can probably live the high life

not saying partying with strangers or fucking hookers on some paradise island is his thing, but what *is* his thing then

>>382963463
I'd buy a modest home somewhere safe and low maintenance and slowly spend the rest of it on video games and figurines, never setting foot outside except to get groceries.

>>382958843
He gave them a pittance.

He could have passed them each a few million without any hassle but chose not to.

>>382968512
Only one way to find out

>>382968853
Whatever he's doing now. I don't see the appeal of the high life

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>>382952879
>Become rich
>Still no happiness
You just can't win the game of real life, can you?

>>382968494
I literally said why, because humans strive to remain relevant in the eyes of their peers.
If you had actually read anything you'd know that and I'm not spoonfeeding the rest of my post to you.

It's the same reason JK Rowling still produces shit nonstop and tries to virtue signal every chance she gets.

>>382968972
Why should he, they were employees, not friends. And they seemingly barely worked on anything anyway

>>382969164
Ok but notch still doesn't want to produce video games mr. buddha zen man

Money doesn't bring happiness but having enough money to never worry about shelter and food would certainly be better than not

>>382969191
Because it's the right thing to do. Without them, he wouldn't be a billionaire. As a BILLIONAIRE, you can afford to do such things.

>>382969476
That's debatable. What got added to the game between whenever they started the company and 2014

>>382969436
The bitch is just going to take the kid on top of child support and alimony. And half your stuff.

>>382952730
>he's rich living it up in a mansion
>I'm broke living day to day on a shack
yeah

>>382969436
Tell that to God. I don't think he married Jesus' mother before filling her up with holy baby batter.

>>382952730
>Make more money than god and enough money to make your children's children's childrens rich as fuck

Anyone who didn't do what he did would be an idiot.

Literal billionaire so I'd say he did.

He just needs to get himself into shape, and get out of that shithole California then he'd be able to find a decent woman.

>>382953282
Maybe peaked in popularity for the average denizen of this site, but Minecraft has only gone up in popularity with children and has worked it's way into schools as official computer time activity. This is the kind of shit Microsoft lives for, getting software into public schools so EVERYONE plays it. In about 10 years there will not be an adult who hasn't played minecraft.

>>382968275
>he's an idea guy

>>382967585
>come in my true form and the gaijin shame me

>>382970076
*There will not be a young adult, I meant to say.

>>382955759
>Beverly Hills

Isn't he Danish?

>>382970064
How are you going to find a decent woman when you have a billion dollars. Maintaining relationships of any kind would be hard as fuck with that kind of money because half the people will just be hanging with you for the money

>>382970294
Swedish, but like a new money dumbass, he went and bought a huge furnished, tricked out, overpriced house in the hollywood hills.

>>382970332
>How are you going to find a decent woman when you have a billion dollars

By not letting them know you have a billion dollars?

>>382969436
>God watches as his men are cucked by women

Sounds like it's time to pick a new religion.

>>382970102
If you have the money, then you can afford to be that.

>>382966152
Some places use the really stupid definition of a billion being a million millions instead of a thousand millions.

>>382970540
For how long?

>>382969436
you uh know we had to create laws and testaments for the exact reason of everyone acting like heathens yeah?

>>382970696

Until you know them well enough I guess. Maybe find another rich cunt who doesn't care about money.

>>382955759

That mansion he got was disgusting two. Jay-Z and Beyonce also have shit taste.

If I had the money I'd:
>Purchase a 2-story 5 bedroom house somewhere in a safe neighborhood
>Turn one room into a game room
>Turn one room into a gym room
>Turn one room into a study
>Turn one room into a guest bedroom
>Keep master bedroom as a display cave for all the figures
>Deck out my backyard and porch to look nice full of flowers
>Do nothing but play games, collect figs, exercise, experiment with food, and go to Uni for the hell of it.

Depending on the amount, I may even sponsor specific gaming projects so I can have more games I like coming out.

>>382970332

>How are you going to find a decent woman when you have a billion dollars

well, start by not buying an 85 million dollars mansion in the middle of beverly hills and not throwing a party for (((literal whos)))

>>382970859
Why stick to one house when you're dealing with Notch money? Personally I'd get an apartment in one major city (new york, chicago, or LA,) a nice cabin in the pacific northwest, and a beach house in florida.

>>382970859
>neighborhood
Fuck that. Become a hermit in the middle of the woods, just pay a bunch to get high quality telephone and Internet connection out there first.

>>382970696
forever of course
>have two houses one in a shitty one story fix it up out in the country
>tell them you're a traveling business man or some shit when really you go to your nice house and chill
>never take them on big vacations or far from poor country town so media never snags you
>Say your family never talks to you/ is dead so they don't meet them
>repeat for the next 60 years.

>>382971031
Why is it that when poor people come into contact with a lot of cash their first instinct is to completely waste it on things that can't even be called luxurious items? That's just being wasteful of your money for no other reason than to show you can spend it.

>>382971063
I'd rather be in an area where police response times are in the single digit minutes.

>>382970859
>go to Uni for the hell of it
You got the right idea. With that kind of money you could lead the anime life you ever wanted. But I would never let anyone in uni know how rich I was. I would try to help the loneliest and most isolated people there and only invite people over with a nice and humble personality, ask them what their biggest dream was and make it a reality. I would invite lonely otakus and pay to have the anime girls of their dreams cosplay and have sex with them in my mansion.

Humble student at day.
Rich billionaire/hacker/philanthropist at night.

>>382967952

I thought about building some apartment buildings, you can't go wrong there

also I'd create my own videogame studio but it's obvious that notch has not a single idea of what to do next

>>382967459

/r9k/ pls go

>>382967237

I'm Argentine

>>382971234
m8, real property isn't a waste of money. An apartment in Manhattan can always be resold, a beachfront house in South Beach can always be resold, and land in the PNW will do nothing but appreciate.

>>382968853
Shitposting on the internet

>>382971234
You know where crime isn't even a statistic?

In the middle of the woods

You know where it is? In any city

>>382971381
You got the right idea, anon. Gaining happiness through making other people happy with your godlike amount of money. Sounds like the dream.

>>382953414
'muricuhhhh

>>382958843
>forced them to work for microsoft
>probably as part of a deal, he paid them a pitifully low amount in comparison so they don't retire
>while he got billions, despite doing little of the work
>WHY DO THEY HATE ME!?

>>382954267
No. A better question is why do you?

>>382972113
>working on successful game, probably paid quite nicely
>get bonus of a few thousand dollars because company gets bought

No issues here

>>382969052
It only throbs more

>>382967738
>charlatan
At least you tried.

>>382971381
>Humble student at day.
>Rich billionaire/hacker/philanthropist at night.

I know it's a fantasy and all, but don't you think this seems a little cartoony? Most introverts are not good people by the way, so it wouldn't really be worth your time to help them. They will turn their backs to you as soon as you expect so much as their gratification and they'll be right to do so.

No, there are better things to put up your cancer-riddled butthole Totalbiscuit.

Oh wait that's Notch? Man all these fat-fedora-wearers look the same. Am I a racist? Don't care.

>>382969790
A LOT. They really carried minecraft to the point where it was worth that much money to microsoft. And he gave them all the equivalent of like 230,000 dollars bonus and left the company. They really should have requested shares of mojang long long ago instead of just letting Notch hold it all while they were doing almost all the work.

>>382970859
Sounds like a big hassle.

Just move to the fanciest apartment tower or hotel in Japan.

And rent or buy out one or two floors.

You'll have all the rooms you'll need.

Also, while living in Japan, buying figs is way easier and so is reselling them.

>>382972603
if they didn't like the working conditions or "recognition" for how they're doing all the work then they're free to quit at any time

They were not fucked with in the slightest. They're just butthurt .

>>382972731
Okay, Notch, settle down.

>>382970859
Living as a rich guy in America is pretty expensive, You'll have to hire bodyguards to prevent stalkers and shit for example compared to moving to another country like Japan where you could walk out at night anytime you want to go to the local 7-11 and then head back home by foot with zero concern or paranoia.

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I remembered going to New Hampshire for a week or two, and jesus that place was comfy
>coastal town
>no traffic
>everything is in walking distance
>had lunch, went to the movies, ate ice cream
I want to retire in Center Harbor

>>382970883
That house is not worth 85 million dollars.

Notch fell for the classic Beverly Hills Scam.

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>>382952980
I bet his wife forced him to sell the rights, fuck women

>>382972985
Seriously, imagine what you could do with 85 mil to build your own personal paradise. Why the fuck would you want some tacky Los Angeles mansion.

>>382972910

HAH! As a bodyguard I can safely tell you rich people don't hire us for shit. Money comes basically only from government. Rich people don't give a fuck even when they should!

>>382973141
Seriously.

First things first, they live in safe neighborhood. Even if there was some danger, the police are ready to come at any time. Then after that everything can be solved by their lawyer.

>>382972985
Notch is... simple. He's very much a basic person regarding his opinion of luxuries. And it keeps biting him in the ass.

$85M is "build an arcology" money. I'd build my own contained city.

>>382952730
Yeah, but if I was him I'd blow some money on a full time nutritionist and trainer. I'd like to have a Zyzz body before dying. The idea of him installing a candy bar in such a nice house is just silly but so is he

>>382973141
I don't know. Facebook Zuck is so paranoid he builds walls around his property and the surrounding houses.

And there are enough stalkers that get into the news who have managed to break into celebrity's mansions in Beverly Hills. Some even get robbed.

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>this fat guy swede is just another random guy like you or me, just got catapulted to the high life almost by chance
>just as miserable as he's ever been, just gets to wipe his tears with 100$ bills
He doesn't have my pity, but he does have my sympathy. Hell if he could admit that he just wants some friends to play vidya with I'd be all for it.

>>382969139
you can if you aren't a joyless fuckboy

>>382972285
>Most introverts are not good people by the way
For the simple reason because most extroverts aren't good people. This shit goes both ways faggot. No alpha or person high in the hierarchy would treat you like a bro simply because you have a nice personality.

It would be refreshing to be an extrovert who is a good person to show the introverts that good people exist.

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>>382952730
Notch deserves to be miserable. He got rich off of an unfinished game that he ruined and stole the whole idea from someone else. And instead of doing some good with all his money he just whines about black people and gays on twitter. Its pathetic as shit. I have no sympathy for him.

>>382970664
I never understood why anywhere would use this definition

>>382973398
I still can't get over that shit. I get that his wall and /the wall/ are different but to ruin the scenery for your own misguided paranoia while telling everyone else to welcome refugees and immigrants with open arms is just despicable.

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>>382973108
The richest weeaboo in the world happens to be Larry Ellison

He buys historical Japanese buildings and even hires Japanese craftsmen to build a Japanese mansion in California for his own personal use.

http://www.asianart.org/exhibitions_index/in-the-moment

And Larry Ellison's former cruise ship was called The Rising Sun.

Also, picture related is Ellison's Japanese house he built in California.

Why would you buy a house in the US if you're from Sweden?
Switzerland is just around the corner and Spain exists if you want dem beaches.

>>382973914
Speaking of weeaboos who have recently become billionaires.

One of the Oculus Rift's cofounders's waifu is Rem from Re:Zero.

The weeaboo that sold tumblr to yahoo for one billion dollars majored in Japanese.

Weeaboos are getting richer these days.

>>382973325
This. It wouldn't even be hard.

With that amount of money you can literally afford a hot, female fitness trainer who is willing to live inside your fucking mansion and motivate you 24/7 to better yourself. Hell you can hire an entire army of them. You don't even have to think, just follow what they tell you and you could become a living adonis.

>>382972975
l want to fuck those horses

>>382972985
>>382973321

yes, you can build an entire brick house with tile floors for a couple with 2 kids with plenty of room, back and front yard with only 117000 usd here

>>382973325

I'll not lie, I'd have a third pressurized pipeline with coke if I had that pornographic amount of money to throw

Bad business decision.
Dude is a moron.

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>>382974108
>tfw reverse image searched reveals i posted MLP shit

I'm so sorry /v/

>>382970664

>Some places

the rest of the world?

Who here would have the balls to walk away from 2.5 billion dollars?

>>382974250
I want to be mad at you for not recognizing them but it actually speaks better of you that you didn't

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>when a billionaire wants me to feel bad for him because muh antisocial :(
Notch is a huge piece of shit and I don't feel anything for him.

>>382972975
In my opinion, Notch sold Minecraft for too little money.

Minecraft should have been worth way more than one billion dollars considering Apple bough Beats Headphones for way more money.

Beats Headphones was sold to Apple for 3 billion dollars.

Considering the global userbase of Minecraft in comparison to shitty headphones with a way smaller customer base than Minecraft, I say Minecraft could have been sold for 5 billion dollars.

Notch probably sucked at negotiating or didn't hire a good enough cutthroat acquisition lawyer and ended up getting hard balled one lopsidedly by Microsoft.

>>382974272
>already making billions and could make billions for an indefinite amount of time
>lol better cap my earnings because I don't like the game anymore
Has nothing to do with balls and everything to do with him being a fat shuffling zombie with no motivation to stick with anything.

>>382974250
You might want to delete that. now

>>382974272
Not me. I'd sell my game and let them bastardize it as much as they wanted.

Probably do it for significantly less too

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>>382973784
This

He doesn't deserve his riches and he is a cunt on top of that.
I'd love to see him kill self.

If he was humble, his undeserved riches wouldn't be a problem. If he was poor, his cuntness would have an excuse (he'd still be a horrible person, though).
He's the kind of "person" that even thieves are allowed to hate.

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>>382970169
> Being so much as to your own self

>>382953282
>game essentially died when his dad did
I didn't know family circumstances had a role in minecraft's development.

>>382972910
I never specified America though.

>>382974272
>>382974429
Depends on how much of a stable user base for my game has.

If I can guarantee that for the next 20 years, I still have one billion players for my game and that they will continue paying me subscription fees, I would reject the 2 billion dollars offer because in 20 years, I would earn much more than 2 billion dollars from my game.

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I'm still staggered by how shit Notch's house looks. I don't know why it went for such an astronomically high asking price when it looks like a fucking company car park

>Everybody suddenly knows you're rich as fuck and wants to rob you
Why are you so paranoid? You don't need to go out and blast how much cash you have.

>>382974429
Youtube founders sold youtube for a billion.

Smart idea too. Nobody talks about the youtube founders though because they had the right idea to step out of the public spotlight after becoming billionaires.

If there is anybody who /v/ should be jealous of, it should be the Youtube founders.

They literally just made a streaming site that used to have pirated content and then suckered Google into buying them.

>>382973325
Notch didn't install it, the builder did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjJ2BhKCnw

Same guy.

>>382974697
Because a lot of lottery winners get fucked over.

Friends and family members can betray you.

Money can change people and your relationships in a negative way.

>>382974689
It's really fucking basic looking, yeah. Zero character. I mean, it's fucking California and not a single fucking tall palm tree? Fucking BEIGE roof?

>>382973325
There is no federal law that prevents anybody from calling themselves, nutritionists.

The only term that is protected by law is Dietician.

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>>382952730

>>382974853
Did you know that there is the option of anonymously accepting the money? You don't get any fanfare, no nothing. It's as discreet as your tax refund.
Only you would be to blame for telling others.

>>382974689
>>382974892
Notch only outbid Jay Z by a couple million.

Jaz Z wanted this house first, not Notch.

Both have shit taste.

>>382960558
>I love you, but I don't trust you enough to give you any sort of leverage over me whatsoever
>No really, I love you but I just think that there's a good chance you're secretly planning on taking all of my stuff and leaving me in the dust
Enjoy being alone the rest of your life

>>382974976

wtf, I love notch now

>>382974689
You realize 0% of people see this view right? They don't notice the roof's ugly color as they walk up to it.

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>>382974976
>fedora wearing autist turns out to be a manchild sperg
WHO WHOULD'VE THUNK'D?!

>>382974980
Certain states allow winners to be named anonymous.

However, the Freedom of Information Act can sometimes track down the lottery winner. It is what the press uses when they want to find out a lottery winner hiding from everybody.

>>382975136
There are better views in California you know.

Do you think city lights are that pretty?

I rather have an ocean view or a lush snowcapped mountain view.

>>382974976
maxofs2d is a french hack

>>382975036
Hey, a so called alpha like Leonardo DiCaprio is unmarried with no kids.

A lot of Hollywood males have gotten fucked over even though the media tells us these Hollywood males are suppose to be envied.

>>382975325
The difference between someone going through the trouble of sifting through that information to find out a lottery winner and just announcing your name on television is that one has a near-zero chance of inciting a surge of burglaries while the other most likely isn't a thief.

>>382975415
Well enjoy driving for 3 hours to get to the nearest city I guess

>>382953414
>doesn't have perfectly alligned toilet bowl white teeth
>"KEK WHAT A RETARD WASTING HIS MONEY"
Do you want him to pay for a circumcision too, Cletus? Americans have the worst teeth out of any first world nation yet try to claim otherwise just because 75% of them needed years of orthodontics to look normal. Imagine being proud that your citizens have such shitty genes almost all of them have needed wires welded onto their teeth for multiple years just to look like a human.

>>382975548
is inviting *

>>382975036
Can't really make that eventuality come off as a paranoid delusion when it literally happened.

>>382975709
Gee, I wonder why she left you. It couldn't have been your sparkling personality. /s

>>382975838
>/s
Go back to Neogaf.

>>382966108
Wrong. Many countries use the (superior) long system where a thousand millions is a milliard. There, a billion is a thousand milliards or a million millions.

>>382963709
>santa barbara
>beautiful
t. someone who's never been there

>gets to flame trannies on twitter all day
yes

>>382971952
>>382975560
>anon says something bad about non-american/something gets posted with ugly/weird/stupid looking people
>wow americans sure are dumb huh?
every time

>>382975560
Nothing wrong with fixing own teeth

t. yuro who didn't fix own teeth

>>382975036
>giving someone leverage over you for absolutely nothing in exchange
>thinking someone that won't be with you if they don't have financial leverage over you actually loves you

>>382975551
As if Notch goes for nightly strolls on the town. He'd seem fine having everything delivered to him and being able to starfish in the nude in his backyard while shit-tweeting

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>>382975995
What's the matter? Can't handle glorious MISSION REVIVAL AETHESTIC?

>>382976132
You too can do it while sitting in your cum-encrusted pajamas, but also without first wasting huge opportunities and revealing to the whole world that you're a massive cunt.

>>382975942
I'm retarded, meant to reply to >>382966152

>>382966334
it's easy to be frugal when you've never had money

>>382954486
It's his mouth ,why doesn't he care?

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>>382976368
>Not being retarded with money means you're poor

>not investing your money
>not funding cool shit

>>382975942
A billion is a billion when you're speaking English

If I had a billion dollars, I would legitimately try to discover stuff like the Holy Grail in real life.

Always hated the fictional people and organizations that cockblocked people from discovering shit like the Holy Grail.

Anything I would find, I would promise that I would Open Source It or enter it immediately into the Public Domain.

Don't want to get killed though so I would likely have to form some Mercenary Group to protect my life from people trying to prevent me from discovering legendary artifacts from mythology.

>>382976295
sorry, I can't hear you over the infinite amount homeless people and beach so dirty you shouldn't even go in the water

who?

probably a dumb question but how long did it take him to program the world generation?

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>>382966334
This, but replace the second half with having my dream arcade in my home and maybe a nice car showcase area.
>DDR, Initial D, and Wangan Midnight machines
>various sports compacts from different regions and times
I think the dumbest purchase I'd make is importing a Ford RS200 and just having it parked in the living room on display

>>382977137
Rather buy enough stock to be a Toyota Japan board member and then get free leases on any Lexus car I want for the rest of my life.

>>382977137
>not buying your dream car and have someone teach you how to drift professionally
>if youre too much of a pussy, have someone drift for you while you ride shotgun

>>382966334
This is literally me right now. I'm making a decent sum of money and living frugally because I don't need anything fancier.

Notch's mistake was assuming that he could use money and be happy. The saying that 'money can't buy happiness' is bullshit since money opens up a lot of doors, but it also blinds you if you lean on your new-found wealth in attempt to make friends.

Personally if I ended up selling a company for a billion I'd keep around 1% to survive off of and then use the rest to fund indie games, donations etc. I could go on Kickstarter and throw money at games and even if most of them suck, getting one game that I enjoy out of it would be worth it.

>>382963463
Why would I want a big place to be all alone by myself? If I were notch stick with a one bedroom/studio apartment and use my money to travel in luxary all across the world.

Eh that saying money can't buy happiness is something I've flip flopped about for years.

I think the key is that you need to pursue something. A man who doesn't have anything to strive for can only be on the path to depression. The more physical the activities, the better, too. If you just sit around all day mindlessly indulging in vices, you are just covering the gaping hole in your life with bandaids.

Find something to do, anything, and do it. Carve a fucking turtle on your desk, who gives a shit? So long a you are trying to accomplish something I think you can be happy. Being able to just buy whatever you want is too easy, you have to work for your happiness.

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>Lives in a fucking big mansion
>Has a gorillion dollars
>Triggers far left cucks and faggots daily
>Shitposts on twitter
>Plays vidya

I legit want to hang out with Notch, not that I want his money (I would actually say no due to principles) but because he seems like a cool guy to hang out with a slab of beer and play vidya with.

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>>382977532
Drifting is for drift pigs. I could never thrash my dream car like that. At the most, I'd just drive it hard in the canyons or back roads.

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>>382975036
>I love you and want to bear your child, but I want a massive unfair amount of leverage over you for no reason what-so-ever, there is literally no purpose behind it, I promise, but you have to do it anyways or you don't love me because that's what love is about right?

>>382977783
t. autistic manchild

>>382978152
t. Chelsea Van Valkenburg

>>382978202
Being this jaded

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>mgtow fags have infested this thread
easily the biggest brand of beta cucks i've ever had the displeasure of working with. I've had to deal with mgtow coworkers and they're the whiniest bitches.

last one I had to deal with constantly whined about female coworkers especially when it came to code review. he literally could not handle having her look over his code and address issues or design.

helps that he was a shitty developer too.

>>382978607
jesus christ I hope this is bait, it has fucking everything

>female coders
>doing a code review

o my rubber sides

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Remember when Notch bought Harmful Opinion's brain avatar? Now that he's no longer using it, why didn't Harmful Opinions get it back?

>>382978679
spotted the fag that has never worked as a software developer in his life.

>>382953448
I don't know. I view my own work with more respect than that. The fact that he made millions off of the game even before selling it, isn't a bad thing or a problem. What's a problem is how he basically lied to himself and everyone else by not finishing half of the intended features and how he had basically stated during the initial release that he would eventually make the game free for everyone. And given the fact that he sold all the rights to another company, it wouldn't have made any difference if he had just kept the rights, made a formal mod site for everyone to put their mods on, and just use ads on the download site and mod site while he makes more free money then just make the game free. It would have literally been no different. He would have the peace of mind of completing his work and still have the money while not having microjew fuck the game and ruin it for everyone essentially. I mean, the fact that you have to have xbox live AND another service if you use it on anything other than xbox is retarded.

>>382978727
When you buy something, you don't need to keep using it to own it.

>>382973067
>being mad he got 2 BILLION dollars for a shitty java game

He's a self made billionaire, I think he can do whatever he wants at that point. He already won at life. He's now in the post-game stage where you just dick around because there's nothing left to do in the game and you're overpowered, but for how long is that fun. Usually you'll just move onto another game but there's nothing to move to

>>382978607
>mgtow are cucks
>because they refuse to get cucked
Roastie logic

>>382961924
Why are women the scum of the earth? They will literally bring another being into the world to grow up in a fucked up relationship just so they can hang off the money of a man. Good lord, and she had a daughter, so she will be learning from a literal gold digger how to act. So now we have one more to deal with in the world, great.

>>382979015
They have been cucked into being alone forever. Not every woman is a roastie whore.

>>382979128
>cucked into non-cuckedness

>Not every woman is a roastie whore.
Well, but you are

>>382978832
It was evident he had already lost interest in like 2010, it started as a hobby project and then it became huge but he didn't have any kind of inspiration to work on it any further so he hired people to do it for him. But even then it wasn't really going anywhere. Makes sense that he let it go

>>382975036
marriage is a sad excuse to claim that you "trust" someone. You don't need legally binding anything to have trust. That shit is a legal trap and that's about it.

>>382979015
and this is why that fag got the can. he 'refused to get cucked' (ie refused to actually work as part of the team because he got triggered by women) and thus he got told to get the fuck out.

by all means keep being whiny mgtow fags though, natural selection in the job environment tends to sort you dipshits out right quick.

>>382979194
I mean, he ended up depressed anyways. So he's fucked. He could've walked away with something, but now he has literally nothing.

>not becoming the ascended alpha god MGTOW
>not putting women in their rightful place

If notch had understood how women work like elon musk he wouldnt have got cucked. Btw elon musk literally tells the woman on their wedding day "I'm the alpha in this relationship and you will do what I say" and he refuses to touch them without a prenup, that is how a true alpha male operates and he never gets fucked over like notch. wise up

>>382961924
Not terrible but Notch deserves any damage his way from this because how the fuck could he not see that coming

>>382979323
He's got 2 billion dollars anon

>>382974272
Guarantee you the 2.5 billion included a lot of caveats we aren't privy to. Like that he never make another video game that could possibly compete with Minecraft. Would suck to walk away from your baby, yaknow.

>>382963157
you fell for it. unless you're the same poster and posted that only for me to fall for

>>382969139
Kind of a late reply but its worth being said.
>I know money cant buy happiness
>But ide still much rather cry in a mansion.

>>382979517
>Like that he never make another video game that could possibly compete with Minecraft

There are already seven million minecraft clones

>>382979423
Most men believe the cucked version of "reality". Notch just happened to be one of the biggest group of men - betas, who still believe women are humans.

>>382979580
Anyone who disagrees is wrong, desu.

>>382979183
I don't see how letting shitty women make you think that all women are evil isn't being cucked by those shitty women.

The answer is to be more selective when picking women, not writing all women off.

>>382974689
It was stuffed to the gills with expensive-looking furnishings and amenities to jack up the price for idiots like Notch and JayZ that don't know how to spend their money. I say expensive-looking because a lot of it is polished crap. Like a "showroom" with replica classic car bodies in it that aren't even functioning cars. Or antique displays with replicas in them. All kinds of bullshit like that. If it was barebones he would have payed 10-20 million less, but he is a fucking sucker. He'll lose money on that home whenever he resells it.

>>382979657
Yeah and most of them suck, but if the original creator of minecraft actually created some spiritual successor to minecraft that was actually better it would be a problem for microsoft. He's probably not allowed to make open-world video games at all.

>>382979835
>be selective
>as in pick the one that lies the best and foolishly hope that she won't use the advantage she has over you to fuck you over
That's a retarded idea.
Nowadays, if you live in the west, the only kind of marriage that makes any sense is gay marriage. It's the only one where sanctity of marriage is still relevant.

>>382965703
>tfw both my mom and a dentist tried to con me into tooth whitening
>seriously said "what if you're dating a woman and she leaves you because your teeth won't look good in pictures???"

>>382968372
the wife's dad will turn you into his wifes son if you don't marry his daughter

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>>382979414
>Elon Musk gets divorced
>Instead goes to a gold digging bitch
What a true alpha

>>382972113
>create game, without you none of these people would be in the position to complain
>sell game for LODESMONE
>employees complain you don't give each of them a couple of percent

>>382979323
He didn't become crippled or mentally retarded. He can always start a new project.

>>382979020
Women are bitches when it comes to money. Poor Notch was naive thinking it wasn't the cases

>>382980217
>what if a girl sees your unmutilated, unscarred penis and thinks it's disgusting?
>what if a girl sees your slightly discolored teeth and doesn't like them?
>what if your boss sees that you aren't smiling all the time?
Americans are more artificial than AIs that serve ads on facebook.

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>>382980339
Man, no wonder richfags hate leftist cucks. They're just jealous that someone earned more money them
Being must be a lonely life

>>382980443
This is what happens when you let jew-run advertising firms go wild
>everything must be perfect in every way at all times or life will become a living hell
>you don't want your life to be a living hell, do you?

>>382980443
It's just spreading the con. Once they've been convinced they think that there is something wrong with you because they already went through their 'internal struggle' with the issue. Why do you refuse to do the same?

>>382980552
>leftist cucks earn more than richfags

I'm amazed you guys didn't suggest making/funding a robot waifu corporation with all those money

>>382980339
>complain
Over exaggerating. They just didn't like him enough to say thanks. Hell the only person complaining is Notch when he is upset they didn't thank him enough

>>382961924
That's nothing compared to the money she could be spending every month if she would've stayed with him tho.

>>382981012
maybe he was just really unpleasant to be around

>>382980579
>proceeds to turn goyim's lives into living hell with usury, neurosis, women's rights, unrealistic expectations of everything, and fearmongering
Truly, the jew is the real master race. To turn the goyim into such obedient slaves, that even those who claim to hate jews serve them to death, is a feat.

>>382975560
Jesus Christ you are one butthurt faggot aren't you. What, did an American fuck the girl you had a crush on?

That anon didn't even mention anything about his nationality.

>>382981720
>amurika PEW PEW PEW from muh cold, dead hands!
Don't shoot me mr. disability scooter fatman

>>382952730
It seems he got too rich too quickly and now he's a burnout, sitting on a pile of cash. He should join a support group and find something that brings him joy other than hounding people on twitter (or at least distracts from his sorrow).

Is there any actual evidence of notch being depressed? People keep saying this, where is the evidence? Has he said he's depressed?

>>382952730
>programs
>makes software that sells millions
>turns out he wasn't programming because he enjoyed it
>is depressed
I just hope he was smart in how he invested his money. I won't even feel bad when I find out he's bankrupt

What's the possibility of Notch an heroing?

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>>382952730
>hambeasts and trannies only defense to him is saying he's too rich

>>382982516
>the one at the very top named "evyn"
What the fuck IS that thing?

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>>382982516
Damn, I guess I wouldn't mind being a fat fucking loser if I could pull (You)'s like that

>>382982516
Is this the post he deleted and apologized for?

>>382982815
You don't need to pull (You)'s like that to be a fat fucking loser, you're fine the way you are!

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>>382982925
Thank (You), Anon ~

Notch is living proof that money doesn't buy you happiness

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>>382982516
He is. He should be burning that money on Trans developers.

>>382974623
no one can guarantee that

>>382979702
only cucks get cucked

cuck

>>382974272
anyone who says they would walk away from 2 billion is either lying or a fucking idiot

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>>382982516
>>382983285
The best part about Notch making bank is all of the pure salt it created. People hate him now for literally no reason other than the fact that he's a billionaire.

>I'm in debt and have to work for a living but you DONT YOU ARE RICH STOP RELAXING AND WORK LIKE THE REST OF Us or give me some mons pls gib asshole

>>382952730
No, he didn't buy 4chan off of this chinese scalper when he had the chance. Now we're all suffering the consequences.

>>382984342
I think I could kill my mom (who I love very much) for two billion USD. I could put my sisters through college or trade school while giving them a comfortable home. I'd even start up a charity in her name. I'd throw a million dollars at each of my immediate friends and family. I'd gladly go fuck off in the middle of nowhere, pushing to make the world a better place, maybe even run a kick ass animal preserve of some sort. Two billion dollars is a fucking lot. You'd have to threaten me with turning into a vegetable or eternal damnation in Hell to get me to walk away from 2B.

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>>382982516
>>382983285
Tbh it fucking annoys me how the LGBT community and other trans people are acting like children when the man has literally done nothing wrong. He never said he wanted to shoot LGBT people, all he said was ''if you don't respect heteroesexuals then you should get shot'' it doesn't speficially target us.
Wtf is their problem. This is the exact opposite of what the LBGT community should be doing, that is so say protect peoples right to be whatever sexual orientation they wanna be.

>>382984724
Also they are making us look like entitle little shits for asking for money on twitter, and using ''lol I am trans'' as a fucking excues.
Off yourself.

>>382984724
>people ask for a straight pride parade in mmos like Runescape and Guild Wars 2
>they get muted/banned
They don't care about anything but being special

>>382984724
Luckily the transfaggots is a self solving problem with those suicide rates.

>>382982516
I can't find any of the posts in the screencap saying that though