TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>>382949113
No way. Is it?
I'm going to sleep now and if tomorrow morning the patch isn't out I will be mad at you, dude

>>382949113
huh?

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>>382949113
every fucking time with these threads it's not true. go home, enjoy playing scout before he gets neutered.

>>382949401
>scout
you mean spy

>>382949113
I wish it was the night, I'm super tired of waiting

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Game updates happen on Thursdays.
I'd wager on tomorrow night being the night.

God I wish it was the night, this wait is murder.

Only saving grace is laughing at Spy mains as the Dead Ringer is tossed into a woodchipper.

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>2 more days and it will be a full year since any actual gameplay content was added

>>382949870
Anybody that needed the Dead Ringer to be anywhere in the ballpark of functional shouldn't have been playing Spy in the first place.

>>382949113
somebody please tell me what this is all about, I haven't played tf2 in years

>>382950262
pyro update
said to be "the biggest update in years"

>>382950394
>pyro update
saw some people on /v/ talking about a jungle update. what happened to that?

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>>382950394

so two or three more cosmetics than usual?

>>382950483
Same update. Merging the two.

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>>382949113
Wouldnt it happen tomorrow?
>>382950483
Jungle update is paired with the Pyro one, i believe

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>>382949551
>Spy
>Neutered
I like the changes to the Dead Ringer. You shouldn't be rewarded for fucking up.

Fuck the Ambassador nerfs though.

i love playing pyro and i cant wait for this
i sometimes w + m1 just to make enemies mad

>>382950483
They're the same thing. We're getting the new jungle map and also the pyro stuff and the big balance shit.

>>382950572
>i sometimes shoot to make people mad
Do you only play on friendly servers?

>>382950483
Its both

Update is supposed to contain the Pyro class pack, new jungle map made by valve, along with other jungle themed maps/cosmetics made by the community, a new contract like Gun Mettle/Tough Break, and a new 4-5 minute SFM short done by valve.

>>382950639
go play pyro for a couple hours just walking and burning, no melees/secondarys
people always get pissed

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>those final patch notes

GUESS WHO'S GETTING BUFFED, LADS

>>382950804
eh, i play pyro regularly and people really only get mad at w+m1 if its phlog.
but if you REALLY want to piss people off, use the Reserve

>>382949113
I bet my foreskin that it's not out today.

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>>382950806
Nice try

THESE ON THE OTHER HAND
>75% pushback resistance now includes airblast
>200% INCREASED AIR CONTROL

I cant wait to see what you can do with these things now

It's not coming this week, I just feel like it's too late for that now.

I can wait one more week, but if it's still not out by then, I'm 100% going to participate in the inevitable backlash.

>tfw you will never experience MvM hype again

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>yfw it makes the pyro worse

>>382950483
>Pyro Update and Jungle update happening at the same time
The Napalm Update?

>>382951147
TF2 updates usually drop on Thursday

>>382951275
Jungle update is probably just gonna be a new Hook Map

>>382951276
The new update is supposed to have
>new Pyro weapons
>lots of balancing for many weapons and classes
>at least a couple jungle maps, one of which made by Valve
>a new campaign ala Gun Mettle
>a new SFM short
>a new mini-comic, because that happens almost every major update anyway
There is no way in hell they're going to cover that much in a single day.

>>382951421
Its confirmed to be a payload map by the Saxxy winners who got to see it

Also a couple valve servers were added that had World 11 in the name, and the jungle map would be the 11th payload map

no new weapons
I'm calling it right here. Screencap this post if you want, anyone who expects new weapons is going to be severely disappointed.

>>382951556
They already confirmed multiple times pyro is getting new weapons.

Anyone remember that one pyro player that could get axtinguisher kills on other pyros? He got cancer and stopped playing. Can't remember his name

>>382951531
>Payload
Welp, guess im playing it 24/7

>>382951556
you can atleast do some research before you post

>>382951252
>yfw all pyro buffs will be reverted because the tf2 community hates getting killed by pyros

>>382951556
We know so much about the Pyro update there's nothing to speculate on anymore. Stop being retarded. I guarantee you didn't know Valve already confirmed a new animated short would be coming with the update as well. Fuck off.

>>382951705
Sketchek, the Pyro god.
Used Detonator and turned the Axtinguisher into a Market Gardener.

>>382951705
>Pyro main gets cancer

Ironic, isn't it?

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>>382951705
>pyro player gets cancer
Should have played a better class

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>>382951969
>Cancer takes the only good pyro main
>But not the furries and bronies
IT'S NOT FAIR

>>382952038
that player is probably just young and still thinks Wolfs are cool and shieet

>>382951673
>trusting valve
>on ANYTHING, especially tf2
Leave while you're still new friend

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>>382952317
Are... are you a fucking idiot?

Spy is a shit class and never should have been born. Rip spy mains 2007-2017

>>382952464
how else are you supposed to ignore the objective as you sneak 20 miles to backstab that sniper only to get killed by him and get kicked?

>>382952413
>new weapons
can't wait for reskins

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>>382952038
>hither to

>>382950806
>the sniper rifle in TFC is literally better than the classic in TF2
Always gives me a giggle.

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Here, fixed it.

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>>382953187
perfect

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>>382953187
>remove engie
>remove pyro
>only 1 demo per team
>yet multiple soldiers are okay
off yourself, shitter

>>382949113
Thursday OP
it's always on Thursday if they are going to update

>>382953369
That's when the update goes live. They never announce an update on the weekend. Nobody at Valve works on the weekends.

>>382953187
how is this fixing tf2

is this casual
is this 6's

what are you trying to fix here

>>382953187
Getting dominated by us superior demoknights?

>>382953973
No. I'm sick of seeing memeknights bottom scoring on the team and causing the teams to lose.

>>382949113
All I want are buffs for candy cane and gift wrap. Why doesn't the ornaent ball have a super short cooldown for how it doesn't stun or anything.

>>382954087
Why would a ornament ball stun you?
Why would you want stuns?
Why would a manlet hold a candy cane like a bat and not get sticky fingers from the sweat?

>>382954264
>reading comprehension

>>382952038
only good pyro main is a dead pyro main, absolute cancer class

TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT

>Posted: 6 months ago

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>>382954295
go easy on me, you are not my first priority

>>382951252
>that YER """"""""""buff"""""""""

I honestly think you might be onto something

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I doubt it will be tonight. If it is, I'll be pleasantly surprised. It'll most likely be tomorrow, though.

>>382954076
>bottom scoring

lelolel

>have to work friday morning
FUCK

then again it will give me something to read on the toilet

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>>382954568
I really hope they put those changes onto the wanga prick or hell maybe even on a new knife they can add in so it can be a different version of the YER and not just another reskin.

>>382954664
out side of meme servers and trade servers, demoshit is fucking worthless

>>382954825
mmmm
no

>>382954596
What time does valve usually release the update details?

Just using this thread as an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndZoP4yctqA

>>382954919
thursday 7 pm PT

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>>382954076
typically anyone who is genuinely bottom scoring after being in a server for 5+ minutes won't make a difference on any character they play

they'll only use needle gun on medic
they'll never move their sentry up
they'll never walk forward when ubered

honestly the fact that they are at least throwing their body up as a distraction and possibly causing projectile classes self damage is more useful than them being a spy who walks uncloaked/disguised with their knife out at the enemy team, or as sniper and missing every shot

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>>382954980
>2009
>paper planes

>>382954919
iirc early-mid afternoon for summer updates
the latest they've ever gone was like 8pm PT for scream fortress '14 i think, so it happening today isn't impossible
i could be wrong though

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>there will never ever bee a jerma+star video in tf2 again

>>382953187
>remove engineer
>remove demoknight
fuck off 6s nigger, you cunts are ruining the game with your autism

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>>382955321
>STAR
who cares?

>>382955393
Jerma and Star were great together. And their TF2 videos were retarded, and highly entertaining.

>>382955321
STAR turned into a massive cunt who dug himself into a hole playing a dead/dying game
fuck him

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>>382955321
>Jerma will never be mad again

>50% fire resist and afterburn immunity

I honestly want to know why.
Like why valve wants to shut down the one thing pyros have that can mildly annoy snipers that can easilly headshot them.

>>382955491
>>382955393

somehow copied the wrong yt link

anyway this is a good trip down memory lane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnss0EXH77o

>>382955609
wrong current event anon

A long as the amby doesn't get changed, i'm content with the Dr Nerf and the YER semi Nerf. Glad heavy got a bit of a buff too, and I hope cleaver is still used, since I enjoyed that a ton more then pistol.

I secretly hope demoknight gets buffed, used to love going eyelander and loose canon, but that sword switch speed is shit.

I think it would be interesting if they tried to Nerf soldier, if only to see the tears pub stompers that roll the third soldier medic in a team cried.

>>382955745
>A long as the amby doesn't get changed

lmao

>>382955745
>A long as the amby doesn't get changed
nah fuck you, if you want longshots play sniper

>we still don't know what they're going through with or not

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>>382955745
>A long as the amby doesn't get changed

>>382955620
I feel like if they make it so that jarate no longer extinguishes, then I'd be okay with the change

>>382955745
How did they nerf YER?

>>382955514
Star was always a cunt honestly
He just had to put on a show for videos and had Jerma to bounce off of half the time
Then he started streaming and that's just star in the raw

>>382956027
He just likes to have fun. But to make money, he has to do memey shit. I would hate it too if it's the job I chose.

>>382955979
50% cloak drain rate

to explain that simply, imagine having a rocket launcher that can shoot 2 rockets, but you have to reload 4.

ontop of that they buff it with the ability to disguise once at the cost of full cloak.
Which means you need to be standing on full ammo box with full cloak to disguise and cloak.

Honestly the fun part about Yer was snow balling and getting that first kill that let you kill anything else. Now they've removed it and made it useless.

>>382954980
>turn of the decade pyro will never exist again

>>382955927
Fine, on the condition that if you want sappers removed, you can only do it on engie instead of being a homowrecker

>>382956287
Hell no, Homewrecker is great but has to make the pyro choose to be a turtle mate and watch the texan.

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>>382955321
>>382955393
>>382955491
>>382955514
>>382955515
>>382955609
>>382955693
>e-celebs
Again, who cares?

>>382951805
>the pyro update is actually just another soldier buff update

>>382955693
>Sweet Genius video
Oh man that one was fucking gold.

>>382955693
also for those not just interested in a "super cuts" version, the full stream where the videos are actually watched here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuX6N9t_-OE&t=2h30m30s

timestamped to the point where he actually starts watching his videos

>>382956487
Nah, fuck you. if you want sapper removal play engineer

>hide a tele near blus spawn as red engy
>don't put the entrance down
>build a lvl 3 and an entrance
>take the lvl 3 through and destroy the entrance
>drop it infront of blus spawn and just wait
>repeat

>>382955357
they really are

>>382956812
If you want to get headshots from far away, play sniper.
Homewrecker is fair enough because its a melee weapon and can only remove sappers and has weak damage
Ambassador is a primary on a class that can already one shot everybody

>>382956812
I only use the homewrecker on the off chance that a friendly tele is being sapped outside spawn

I don't really turtle as pyro, but I also never melee, so whatever.

>>382954763
What are you talking about?

>>382957091
update will be released tomorrow or next weak thursday

>>382955357
Why isn't the competitive format 8v8 anyway?

>>382957091
I think he means list of patch notes / cosmetics / mechanics etc

>>382956874
>soldier hears beeping of sentry by spawn
>corners it with zero difficulty
You did so much work for such a little payoff.

>>382957319
Any Solider not using The Original is too retarded to listen for a sentry outside of spawn

>>382957319
>implying their team ever notices it before it already killed them all

also I did shit for work, I just drop a sentry on a full metal pack and started building.

>>382957163
Competitive is 6s because nobody wants to put more effort into organizing and coordinating more than 6 people.

Remember that competitive was invented by the community, and adopted by Valve. It's not like CS:GO or Dota 2 where competitive is basically just how the game is played normally.

>>382949113

>stock rocket launcher
>shotgun
>disciplinary action

the best soldier loadout. everyone who doesn't use it is a fucking pleb or a tryhard

>>382957398
>>382957452
More like
>kill one person
>that one person goes spy and saps your sentry when he respawns
>one kill for all that time and effort
If you're lucky you get 2 kills.

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>>382957675
>>disciplinary action
Good taste my friend

>>382957727
I just did that today in like 3 games and I've killed their entire team.

then I did it again

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>>382957675
>using tryhard unironically

nigga you want people to play worse for you? are you literally this retarded?

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>>382955357
>implying demoknights and the chimps who play them aren't ruining the game

>>382957890

spotted the casual

>>382951705
I miss him. Dude was nuts, and apparently he played for an Australian platinum team.

>>382957836
I don't believe you. Either you put it by a side exit no one used or you killed like 2 people before someone went spy and sapped it while you were across the map probably not building dispensers.

>>382958089
nope 2nd point thundermountain.
people got locked against the wall when they walked out.

IT'S UP

http://www.teamfortress.com/update/mannofthejungle

>>382957963
what the actual fuck are these mental gymnastics you're doing

how can you possibly have this line of reasoning when you are literally crying about people attempting to play the game to the best of their ability

or is this one of those "I was only pretending to be retarded moments"

>>382958441
nice try anon

>there are people who don't think the amby needs a desperate nerf.

Literally zero reason to use any other gun, the headshots are so damn free

>>382958538
>spy totally plays like sniper with the amby! believe me guys, come on!

>>382958441
>mannofthejungle
Almost got me

>>382958538
I'm ok with an amby nerf so long as they don't do it by making the headshots RNG

not like cheaters won't just use nospread aimbot anyway

>queue in casual
>great game in whatever map
>Vote for the next map!
>60% of people leave
>end up playing 5v3s for half an hour before quitting the game

What are the chances they are fixing this shit? It's ridiculous.

He makes this thread every night just ignore the dumb faggot's thread.

>>382959017
but what if tonight was the night

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>>382959017
>ignore the video games thread on the video games board

>>382950534
>I like the changes to the Dead Ringer. You shouldn't be rewarded for fucking up.
This sounds like something someone that doesn't play spy would say

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>>382959172

>>382959017
BUT TONIGHTS THE NIGHT

>>382959017
I can't risk looking like an idiot when tonight ends up being the night

I uninstalled TF2 8 years ago. What's happening?

>>382953187
If you want to go the way of quake, remove heavy too. He's just a boring class. Though realize tf2 is all about team-work. So having classes like engi and spy really shouldn't be that big of a deal.

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>>382949113

>Play TF2 for first time in months
>Casual server filled with cheaters
>Search community servers
>All the vanilla servers are dead except for skial
>The rest of the servers are trade and meme game modes like x50 cancer full of screaming autists.

This game is dead.

>>382959440
it's been LITERALLY one year since the last major in house update (halloween and christmas were just community content wrapped up and pushed) and they're promising it to be the biggest tf2 update yet. The game is stagnant and no one is playing it right now and people are desperate for any updates

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I want to go back

>>382958623
>use amby
>get into a sticky situation against a pyro
>headshot them once
>already I'm 100% better off in this situation than if I used the default

>>382960140
>I managed to turn the tables against an opponent
>this is apparently a problem
I see you're actually the pyro in this situation, not the spy

>>382960267
>class that has a 100% one shot kill from the back now can also kill 8/9 classes with a headshot, which is easy to get, from ANYWHERE on the map

>>382957019
If you want to remove sappers, play engineer
Ambassador is fair enough because it takes two shots to confirm a kill on most classes at long range and has weak damage if you can't land an unscoped shot
Homewrecker is a melee weapon, ergo a stat stick that does not negatively impact your primary or secondary weapons

>>382960573
>class has to rely on accuracy, can't spam in order to get headshots, and has to not be a walking target being that he will be completely obvious when attempting to go for headshots
Here's an idea: if you're playing spy with the aim to go for headshots, you're not playing spy correctly.

>>382960752
>Here's an idea: if you're playing spy with the aim to go for headshots, you're not playing spy correctly.
>if you can land pipes you should be playing soldier
>if you can land shotgun shots with pyro you should be playing scout

>>382960267
>already I'm 100% better off in this situation than if I used the default

Here is the point you seem to be missing. It's a straight upgrade, no weapon should be a straight upgrade.

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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>>382949113
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>382957319
Any class can handle a sentry that's around a corner.

>>382956874
playing engi has to be the most thankless job there is, I realize I'm not a good engi or anything but getting your lvl 3 destroyed just feels like shit.

>>382958538
High level spies use both stock and amby, it's completely preference. Nobody hits 100% of their shots.

>>382961857
what about stock?

>>382962305
>but getting your lvl 3 destroyed just feels like shit.

thats why I use jag

>oh my lvl 3 went down? well I've got a dispenser right here I'll build a new one in like 10 seconds

>>382961772
>>if you can land pipes you should be playing soldier
>>if you can land shotgun shots with pyro you should be playing scout
not an argument

>>382961857
It's not a straight upgrade, because even if you used stock and had the same accuracy you could have still turned around the situation in your favor

>>382949590
Wow snake eater for the 3DS looks better than I remember

>>382962435
>not an argument

oh how is it not?
you use a skill that another class could benefit from it way more on different classes.

doesn't mean you should have to play that class or that you can't have weapons that benefit from that skill on other classes.

>>382958992
There's nothing wrong with people not wanting to play a map they didn't vote for.

>>382960001
Just play another server.

>>382962427
I use jag too. Good luck having the same thing happen to you again.

>>382962578
>Good luck having the same thing happen to you again.
and then i build again.

>>382962678
by then the round should be over.

>>382962578
>There's nothing wrong with people not wanting to play a map they didn't vote for.
Of course not, but it should take over 40 minutes for new players to queue up for a new game.

Reminder that the new eviction notice and GRU are essentially the old Jag of fists now.

you are saving 1 second if you switch half way to the point.

>>382962814
>but it should take over 40 minutes for new players to queue up for a new game.
Why should it?

>>382962578
But the server often stays desolate for so long after all those people leave after the map vote. Before they got rid of quickplay, those empty slots would get filled by new players relatively quickly, iirc.

>>382962902
Pretty sure he meant shouldn't.

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>>382962305
>I realize I'm not a good engi or anything but getting your lvl 3 destroyed just feels like shit.
Sentries inevitably go down. Just accept it and stop treating it like it's your first born child. Learn to use a shotgun and when to retreat. It's better to be prepared on the next point than try to hold a losing one.

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>>382954307
>tfw this anon is probably literally right
sketchek i hope you're actually alive and doing okay

>>382962902
Shouldn't.

>>382963131
but it takes literal seconds at best... my only problem is valve considering 6v6 enough players to ready up a server

>>382963053
that still happens, just depends on timezone and map

>>382950806
Where can I go to see the final patch notes?

>>382962101
>I still use it a lot

The Scattergun is easy mode and the other ones aren't as fun, leave the Shortstop as it is.

>>382963589
http://www.teamfortress.com/jungleupdate/day_03.html

Guys what am I doing wrong? I can't get my framerate to stay a consistent 144 even if I change graphic settings and resolution, the dips are always in the same place. I went from 1080p to 1024 and the framerate has remained the same.

>>382963636
It'd be better if they just reverted it back to how it was when it got put in. It was a viable side-grade at that point.

>>382963754
>they're not changing the guillotine

YES
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

>>382963754
All it says is "Not found." for me. Is there something I'm doing wrong?

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>>382963970
PLease be memeing

>>382949113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8MSbgMkMRM

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>>382963754
>increased Righteous Bison projectile speed
>increased damage comparable to stock shotgun
>removed projectile penetration
So close to being perfect

>>382963970
what browser are you using?

a lot of people using chrome can't see it don't know about firefox.

>>382964106
Opera

>>382953187
>this is what 6s Soldier-mains actually believe

The truth is Soldier is the one class that could genuinely be removed outright, and possibly improve the games balance. It's the 'jack of all trades' class in a game of master specialists.

>>382964097
THE PENETRATION WAS THE ONLY FUN PART VALVE

>>382964145
inb4 opera sux from people who haven't tried it in years and years and years and years

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>>382964052
I'm not.
>>382964106
Oh. So that's why I can't see it.

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>>382964192
what a shame

>>382964286
>nobody knows what Akagi is doing

>>382964192
Oh shit wait its happening to me to.

can someone post an archive or like just copy paste it?

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>>382964359
Mahjong gamemode coming soon,
friends

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>>382963754
You lied to me. You crushed my hopes and my dreams.

>>382964457
>>382964286
>tfw you'll never hookup with that akagi cosplayer again

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>>382964597
gib details

>>382963754
Okay can we just go over how fuckning gay this is going to be

>pyro airblast lasts one second longer for reflections

when the pyro FUCKING AIRBLASTS EVERY SECOND

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Could anyone just post the patchnotes. Please?

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>>382953187
>removing engineer, the best class in the game

Competitive tryhard detected.

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>nerfed sandman when it already decreases health by 10

>>382964935
someone already did, make sure your browser is up to date and make sure flash is enabled
>>382963754

>>382965027
>sandman slows targets now
>you litterally can only hit slow moving targets with the thing so it doesn't even matter

>>382963754
So when are they putting these changes in the game?

I swear to god if we have to wait another day or it goes on some beta shti

>>382965153
>debuff heavies into walking hell

>>382965027
You say that like it's a really bad thing, but it isn't, Scout can still survive a pipe or a rocket to the face and kill heavies with the ball to guillotine combo in seconds.

>>382965331
>with the ball to guillotine combo in seconds

ahah

>>382963754
I can't see it for some reason. i guess firefox is a dud?

>>382950794
>SFM made by valve

Nope, it's made by The Winglet and JPRAS

>>382965472
>throw ball
>heavy doesn't move
>throw guillotine
>heavy still cannot move
>meatshot because he can't use his weapon anyway
>ez 300+ damage
>not broken

You had it coming and now you are going to have to get good, Scouty Boy.

>>382965606
you could do more damage with the pistol

>>382965701
how

>>382963754
SPYKEKS BTFO HOLY SHIT

I'm tired as fuck of Spy main pubstars thinking they can shit on everyone because of their string of "get out of jail free" cards.

>>382965701
Guillotine + Sandman combo is literally a 1 hit kill on every class except heavy
Unless you have a full clip of crits and DO NOT MISS ONCE, the pistol is not stronger

>>382965778
guillotine combo doesn't exist anymore so thats only 90 damage

you can drop an entire pistol mag which is like 264 damage.

>>382963970
works on my machine

>>382964174
>what is scout
>what is demo

Sniper boomerang when
Self destructing sentry for Engineer when

>>382957163
requires too much effort

>target gets marked for death and slowed when hit by the sandman

better?

>>382953187
Remove Demo. Congratulations TF2 is now balanced and fun.

Alternatively, bring back the sticky nerf.

>>382966262
>not target dies on impact
fuck off

>>382965894
Wrong?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Flying_Guillotine

>>382966262
That's more OP

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>>382965071
Could anyone post the changes in text please? Shit's not workin with chrome.

>>382966351
soldier is easilly more broken

>>382959017
>ignore video game threads
the state of /v/

>>382966394
they're changing that in the update and removing the stun from sandman.

>>382966414
You are being trolled, nothing has come out yet.

Sorry trollanons but I had to do it, it's really mean what you are doing.

>>382960001
Why do people hate Skial so much? They're vanilla as fuck.

>>382966414
seconding, it's not working with firefox either. or IE

>>382966408
yeah but its better than being stunned

and thats if you hit the thing.

>>382966516
Yes that's why I said I'm glad both of those piece of shit are getting nerfed.

>>382966637
why?

it seriously only works on heavies and if they have a medic they can tank it.

>>382966618
you said and slowed

>>382966764
thats not stunned you're still able to aim.

>Fan O War buff never
if only it could mark 3 ENEMIES AT THE SAME TIME
FUCKING 3
COME ONE VALVE

>>382966754
You mean it only DOESN'T work on Heavies, every other class dies so quickly it doesn't get a chance to even react fast enough to fight back. It's bullshit and it's banned for a reason.

>>382966879
just give it the shortstops shoving technique or make it do an Airblast after you keep swining past 3 swings

>>382966351
>still thinks demo is op
you're fucking trash, learn to play soldier or scout shitter

>>382958538
I don't care how old this post is, you're a fucking faggot. You could make this exact post for the Direct Hit because it rewards precise aim.

>>382966923
it only reliably works on heavies, every other class can dodge the guillotine if they get by the sandman, and it's a bitch to hit normal classes with the sandman.

In the best situation you'll get the combo off if they're not looking at you, but then that just means you didn't have to run to them to kill them.

that and pistol or critacola and atomizer are way better choices.

>>382967039
The direct hit isn't a hitscan tho.

>>382961857
>no weapon should be a straight upgrade
>implying that loose canon isn't a straight upgrade if you learn autistically perfect cooking times
>implying crossbow isn't and opens up whole new approaches to medical emergencies as the good doctor
>implying ambassador is a straight upgrade when a revolver can be just as fast at times, and also has lower risk on shots due to the torso being a bigger target in close engagements

>>382967039
There are reasons to use stock rockets over it though. Ambassador is almost a direct upgrade. I only use the stock revolver when I'm memeing with a gibus.

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>>382950534
>likes dead ringer changes
>hates ambassador changes

>>382967383
Also
>implying the boston basher is not a straight upgrade if you dont spam the bat like a retard
>implying the bazaar bargain isn´t because it makes sniper broken as long as he doesnt get more than 3 heads

>>382967724
or that machina is actually grossly more powerful now that there are so many resistances

I just want them to fuck something up like they did the short circuit so I can actually have fun again until they fix it.

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>>382963754
Valve is back

>>382967039
direct hit isn't hitscan

i'm fucking sick of waiting

>>382967015
don't be a shitter. scouts and solly circumvent demo but you expect the other morons to take em out? Fun fact, demonstration men are always accompanied by a med.

>>382950101
Bullshit

>>382949113
NO ONE LIKES YOUR FUCKING FPS TURNED DECORATING YOUR DOLL GAME GO SUCK GABE'S THICK JUICY NUTSACK IN THE STEAM COMMUNITY FORUMS WHERE CANCER LIKE YOU BELONG

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>play matchmaking
>blatant hacker on enemy team
>has a hotkey for every kill he gets
>can't report him because he's not on recent players list yet
>can't vote kick him because the list is only showing like 5 players and he's not on it
Can't believe people think this game is better than any of the modern shooters.

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>>382968885
>bbbut what if it's a 2v1

>>382967849
only reason anyone likes the updates

Does this mean diamondback is god tier now?

>>382969049
>>blatant hacker on enemy team
>>can't vote kick him because the list is only showing like 5 players and he's not on it

>>382969146
maybe?
Its not instant like amby, you need to get stabs first.

god imagine if valve nerfed it though

>>382969035
go away tracer

>>382969165
Yes, the list doesn't even show everybody for some reason because it's a buggy piece of shit.

>>382969573
you can't report enemy players anon.

>>382965778
>>382965847
Pistol is easier to aim. Like, a thousandfold.
Sandman + Cleaver takes a massive amout of skill on the scout's part. The only class that its easy to reliably hit with is heavy.

>>382969760
Which is stupid considering hackers are usually on the enemy team. Valve complete butchers mod support so that there can't be wallhacks and shit but they don't do anything or even add a report button on scoreboard for aimbotters who go unpunished.

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>>382966543
Really?

Well fuck i guess i'll go to bed then

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>People still think Valve is a 'good guy'
>People forget that the Free to Play Update came 4 years way too early for TF2
>People forget that instead of giving people who paid for TF2 VIP privileges, they literally gave them a hat and said 'lol'
>People still insist Valve gives a fuck about 'gamers' even after their blatant team up with Bethesda to make money off of other people's hard work
Holy shit, this is some indoctrination tier shit.

Is there a custom TF2 HUD that isn't broken as shit and/or out of date?

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>>382969760
You can, but you can't kick em.
Only option you really have is to report and leave.
>tfw reported some spinbotting snipers and got pic related a few days later

>>382969961
>add a report button on scoreboard
Huh?

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I know it's supposed to be the Original's gimmick and there's all that fuckery with world models, but I think it'd be really neat to have every weapon "centered" Doom/Quake 1-style.

>>382970425
I use budhud

>>382970528
aren't they just using throw away accounts?

>>382970381
who are you quoting?

>>382970630
There's not really anything you can do about those guys, but every now and again there's some rich prick who loses all his unusuals because he got caught cheating once

>>382970619
Nah

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Alright /v/, let's do this again

We're gonna make a tf2 together

I need a map to start. First reply picks map

>>382971181
ctf_convoy

>>382971225
needs to be stock tf2, bro

I can't get any DL's right now

>>382971181
Just make super mario 2fort.

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Press F to spit on their grave

>>382971301
ctf_mach2

>>382971181
cp_roswell

Am I bad for using the buff banner on Soldier?

Valve servers being choppy for anyoneelse?`
"Communications with routing cluster 'dxb' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'waw' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'ams' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'ams' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'waw' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'gru' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'dxb' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'lim' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'lux' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'atl' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'sea' restored.
Communications with routing cluster 'man' have been disrupted.
Ping measurement completed
Communications with routing cluster 'tuk' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'scl' have been disrupted.
Communications with routing cluster 'syd' restored.
(TEAM) Der Führer : WE NEED A POWER CLASS"

>>382971365
F
it's a cool idea but it's really annoying like WOW dude wow

>>382971225
Choo Choo

Okay, next up:

First reply to this post picks a location

>>382971692
SKYBOX

>>382971692
post office

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>>382971771

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>>382971708
good choice?

Alright, this time we're gonna need 2 characters:

First reply ending in 3, 5 picks first character.
First Reply ending in 4,6 picks 2nd character

You can choose only between the 9 TF2 classes, ms pauling, femscout/pyro, administrator, or pick NO CHARACTER to leave it blank

>>382971973
fempyro

>>382971973
Engineer

>>382971181
cp_Gaben's_giantic_ass_crack

>>382971973
Tracer

>>382971973
>>382972017
re-roll

>>382971771
>blood on the screen
evrytim

>>382971771
o...oh boy it's a ... MLG montage with tf2... how 2013

>>382971973
medic

>>382971973
Engineer.

>>382971973
FemPyro

>>382971973
Demoman

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>>382974165
>>382974056
O-Kay!

Alright, time to do posing

First even # reply determines what fempyro is doing

>>382974516
Giving Demo the succ

>>382974516
Dying.

>>382974629
SCOTTED

>>382963907
A lot of Scouts weapons WERE viable side grades at one point. Now it's more effective to just run stock, and even then people will constantly bitch because you're running them over either way.

>>382950794
>new 4-5 minute SFM short done by valve
Oh hell fu-
>>382965578
>Nope, it's made by The Winglet
gay

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>>382963754
>Banners are going back to their original meter building requirements
>mfw blowing the conch 24/7

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>>382951556
>no new weapons

>>382952038
>All those pre-nerf stats
They're never going to let us have that satisfying axtinguisher again are they? All I ever see nowadays are Powerjackasses that don't even detonate jump for quicker pursuit

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>>382974654
HUDDAH HUDDAH!
(Help! I'm dyin here!)

How does Demoman respond to this?

>>382975576
rape

>>382975576
Drinking.

>>382975576
Conga
>captcha: LAKESIDE TOLL

>>382975576
contorting into a singularity

>>382970619
It's actually more beneficial to have projectile weapons off-center though. If you got the Original then you trade easier traveling path for cornering. Same reason why it's not always a good idea to use minmodels.

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>They fucked the Atomizer

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>>382975828
Forgot to mention even # reply goes for all future posts.

Okay, here's ur singularity. He's also a bit thirsty and could use some green shit right about now

For the next 4-5 even replies, recommend things to add to this scene. Mostly scene props/objects to bring into frame.

>>382976392
Final patch notes reverted the change.

>>382976419
Cardboard Cow

>>382976419
Gabe Newell drowning in a pile of money, dying happily as he knows that no matter how bad the updates gonna be, he's still gonna get money

>>382976419
MEM

>>382976419
Two Heavies having a tea party

>>382976847
Reroll

>>382976419
Engineer shoving his wrench up a Spy's ass.

>>382949113
Are there any new updates on what's being patched or changed?

>>382977176
It's a WIP but here
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=30147

>>382976419
the HHH and Merasmus squatting like slavs

>>382960140
>use amby
>get caught in close range
>shoot
>miss because fuckawful hit reg
>die

>try again
>shoot
>headshot
>miss every following shot because of awful hit reg + crosshair resizing
>die, opponent still has plenty of health left from wimpy 105 dam headshit

>try again with stock revolver
>shoot enemy 4 times quickly and accurately
>win
>maybe even get a random crit doing a lot more damage

Daily reminder that the Assador sucks ass.

>>382977248
That's not the final list though.

>>382977541
That's why he said "It's a WIP" you candle sniffing fuckfence

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>Downloading 1 of 1
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT

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>>382976392

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnOeIFx3ML8