This is David, codenamed Solid Snake. He is an American secret

Something nice about him?

he has a nice butt

>>382938506
He has superior genes

>>382938560
It means a positive description, a particular aspect of him that you hold in esteem. Compliments have been a useful tool in human interaction since time immemorial, enabling us to bond and cooperate as a species. The Russians often used niceness to conduct their diplomatic negotiations during the Cold War. Well some of the time anyway.

>>382938506
10/10 butt

>>382938506
i would gladly murder my family just to lick his thighs.

>>382939104
Diplomatic...negotiations?

>>382938506
He sure looks a lot like that terrorist that created Outer Heaven.

>>382938506
He's pretty hot

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>>382938889
Fuck off, Liquid.

>>382938506
Solid Snake died on that tanker 2 years ago so RIP.

Something... Nice?

Hi David, you have nice hair.

>>382938506
I thought his name was Iroquois Pliskin

he sneaks quietly

He is pretty good

>>382938506
He was literally the only good thing to come outta Big Boss and the Patriots.

Im...Possible...?

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>>382938670

>>382938506
Is this the closest we will ever see a true reresentation of how David should look? I used to think young snake face in MGS4 was as good as it would ever get.

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He has a comfy parka.
And apparently he's part Mongolian?

He treats cardboard better than Meryl.

>>382944213
Is anyone else gonna talk about how a 35 year old Snake was fucking an 18 year old Meryl?

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>>382938506
I like him better than Big Bossu.
I think Liquid is more attractive though

>>382944492
Wait, what?

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>>382944781
In 2005 (shadow moses incident) snake was 35 years old. Meryl was just 18 years old. After they escaped, they fooled around (he thrust his dick into her vagina until cumming happend) for the next 6 months. Didn't you play the games?

>>382939104
Literally read it in Otacon's voice, nice work.

>>382938506
Hero of shadow Moses

>>382944703
>HD render Liquid when

Seriously, im suprised there have not been "blonde snake" mods in games. With that british voice i just can't picture snakes face though. Even in tein snakes it was hard to look at him and think "yeah. Thats just david's face"

>>382945180
Pretty sure snake was 30 and meryl was 20-something. Does Snake even have a known birthday?

>>382938506
Best voice actor

>>382945435
There are blonde Snake Mods but for some reason it hard to picture Liquid with Snake's face. David is pretty much just like Big Boss so they are interchangeable facewise, but if you give Big Boss Blonde hair and remove the beard it just doesn't seem like Liquid.
>>382945957
Meryl was18 in 2005.

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>>382944492
>>382945180
>Snake
>Having a penis

>>382946362
Why wouldn't he?

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>>382946504
aliens

>>382943952
Is that from the motion comics?
>that end of MGS2 where Solidus knocks out Raiden, then Solid comes out of nowhere and steals Raiden's big moment

>>382945957
We know that he was born in 1972, that's all
He was 33 at the time of the shadow moses incident

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>>382945957
>pretty sure

No you aren't. She was 18.

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>>382946585

>>382946585
The MGS2 Patriot Ais did nothing wrong.
They only wanted to save us from social media. They wouldn't have allowed /v/ to be filled with twitter screencap threads.

>>382944492
Well shes old enough to make up her own mind about who she wants to fuck. She was infatuated with him for ages so its not like she was forced into anything or manipulated.

>>382947748
Im not saying that but i would have thought Snake a boit more... Mature than that. Im 27 and when i go out to a club or a whatever 19 year old Uni students look like youngsters to me.

Pliskin>snake

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>>382939198
mission objective:

PENETRATION

>>382938506
I like that he seems to be focused even though "they" made him dress up like a s/m twink.

>>382947881
To be honest, I thought their romance was tacked on anyway. I always preferred the Otacon ending. My only problem is that in order to get it, it requires for me to have Snake give up like a bitch. It should have been something else, like how often you contact someone by codec or something. If you contact Otacon more, you get his ending. If you contact Meryl more, you get hers.

>>382947881
Well Meryl is pretty mature for her age anyway. Its not like Solid has had a healthy upbringing interacting with girls and boys of his own age in order to observe normal behaviour anyway.

>>382938506
He represents the best in video games.

>>382944492
In the Japanese version of MGS she's 14.

>>382949181
Wot? Source or didn't happen.

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>>382938506
He has a great butt.

is this a gay thread or not?

>>382949256
メリル・シルバーバーグ(Meryl Silverburgh、1986年 - )は、コナミ(現、コナミデジタルエンタテインメント)のアクションゲーム、メタルギアシリーズに登場する架空の人物。

Translation

Merrill Silverstone (Meryl Silverburgh, 1986-) is a fictional character who appears in the action game of Konami (currently Konami Digital Entertainment), the Metal Gear series.

Source: Japanese Wikipedia

>>382949181
God damnit Japan. Its no wonder birth rates are plummeting.

>>382938506
i need scissors! 61!

>>382946679
>age: 10s
kek. gotta love those shameless zipperheads

Why didn't Snake make a play for Mei Ling, she was clearly super into him the entire time.

>>382950117
Oh wait, I iz stupid, mgs takes place in 2005, not 98 when the game came out. Disregard this.

>>382939104
Only sometimes?

>>382950117
but mgs took place in 2005

>>382950046
you don't have to be gay to appreciate a good looking butt tbqh

>>382950341
Technically correct though

>>382944101
He's not, his surrogate mother was japanese and she was just implanted with his embryo. His mawm was Eva but even then they just used her egg for the cloning process.

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>>382950386
Mei Ling isn't Snake's type. Snake likes Amazons that can snu snu him.

>>382945180
Nah m8, he just fingered a little on the snowspeeder, 12 years ago.
Snake is pure.

>>382938506
you look old, Snake, what happened to you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ATzz3AhyH4

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>>382950762
Not to mention that engineered it so the clones would still be made up of only Big Boss through "super science"

If Snake had asked do you think Meryl would have slept with him during MGS4?

Not that Snake would ask because is a respectful man that would not do that to his friend Johnny.

Snake is a gay role model
he raises wolves and an adopted daughter in alaska with his gay otaku partner/fellow philanthropist
his only flaw is smoking cigarettes

David is attractive and I wish that I looked like him.

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>>382951202
He's old man. Also Meryl was clearly still bitter about Snake dumping her before MGS2. The dude was 80s physically and was going to die within months. And despite looking pretty damn sexy for an 80 year old, it would kill any lady wood she still would have for Snake. But if he was still young then I'm sure she would still be hanged up on David and run over to him like a school girl.

>>382951061
It's not super science, that's how actual IRL cloning works. They take a stem cell from the subject, stop its biological clock and implant it in an egg, effectivley cloning the subject. Or at least that's what they did with Dolly.

>>382938506
Homework Problem 2a)
Finish the sequence:
Solid Snake, Liquid Snake, Venom Snake, Punished Snake, ....

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>>382951410
Snake's not gay. Big Boss was bi and Liquid got the dominate gay genes. Solid got the recessive straight genes. Solid likes Red haired girls. Liquid likes Red haired boys.

>>382951856
naked snake, solidus snake, snake

>>382951856
Charcoal Snake

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>>382951856
CUTTING COBRA

>>382951905
if you don't think living with another man and raising an adoptive daughter together isn't gay you're delusional.
can love bloom even on the battlefield?

>>382951905
>Mantis and Liquid were each others' first and only friend

Thats quite sweet to be honest with you senpai.

>>382951905
its poetry...

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CARAMEL
A
R
A
M
E
L

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>>382952178
Live streamed suicide when?

>>382951905
even lucas wasn't a big enough hack to have a young han solo in the prequels, sasuga kojima

>>382952451
Theres literally an entire movie being made about young Han Solo.

>>382951991
what the fuck was blade wolf's problem?

>>382951856
Solid doesn't go in a sequence with the losers he beat.

>>382952614
Is he gonna dance and do the solo?

>>382952614
Get ready for Konami to make MGS: The Young Ocelot chronicles.

>>382952792
Thats doesnt sound like a bad thing at all. Without Kojima it might actually make some sense.

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BROOOOOTHEEERRRR!

>>382952614
Yeah, but Lucas doesn't have anything to do with it.

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>>382953019
LIQUIIID!

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>>382953019
>LIQUID!?

>>382945435
I think there's a Liquid character model mod for Snake in Brawl, but it's not the same. MGS1 pachinko when? I don't really give a shit about other fans screeching "FUCK YOU KONAMI YOU RUINED METAL GEAR" I just want to see HD MGS1 character models before I die.

>>382938506
I want to bite his shapely rear.

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>>382938506
You're the best snake, fuck big boss and his pussy ass body double

>>382945180
>>382945957
Snek was born in '72, Meryl was born in '87, making them 33 and 18 during Shadow Moses. Still a little weird though, considering Meryl was initially supposed to be even younger before her age was bumped up.

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>>382951905
>>382952253
DELET THIS

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MGS1 remake with pic related graphics never

>>382955210
I don't understand what's going on with his cheeks.

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>>382938506
He has a mind like a Steele Trap.

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Are female Diamond Dogs known as Diamond Bitches?

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>>382954215
Pleb detected

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>>382955210
I like this Snake Render the best. I wish Kojima kept the original Old Snake Model like in pic related because it fits Snake better. MGS4 Old Snake looks great but something is off about him. He doesn't really look like Snake. I think Kojima wanted to differentiate Solid and Big Boss a bit(only to change his mind after for PW) But that is dumb because Solid only has a 5% difference in DNA from Big Boss, meaning that they would look pretty much like Identical Twins.

>>382955608
Oh fuck my sides

>>382956337
The Big Boss at the end of 4 didn't even look like Big Boss just because they had to differentiate. You would have thought one of them having no fucking eye would make it clear.

>>382956337
5% difference in DNA is enormous

>>382951992
>caring about kids and being a good person is gay now
>being roommates with your best friend is gay now
We gonna ignore the fact that otacon fucked naomi and despite her being a cunt snake didn't even give his boy shit for it? Stop projecting your homosexuality onto everyone

>>382958227
>Otacon falls in love with yet another killer woman who ends up dead by the end of the week

This lad has issues

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>>382958114
Nope. Siblings have a 50% difference. Identical twins share 99% dna. Solid shares 95% of BB's dna making him far more closer to a twin than a son. Hell Fraternal twins which can look almost the same like the Olsen twins share only 50% to 75% dna.

>>382958227
>Snake sees Naomi desparately trying to get Otacon to notice she's flirting and pull him to the other side of the room
>Tries to sneak out for a smoke and leave them alone together

Snake is a true friend

>>382958825
Otacon is the real Alpha of the MGS series. No one gets more pussy than he does
>Sniper Wolf
>His step mom
>Naomi

>>382938506
True Big Boss and Kaz became hostile in the end of MSG V but how could they still train SS together?

>>382938506
>This is David

Stopped reading there. Fuck off hayter.

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>>382938506
I want to be suffocated in his daddys musk

>>382960614
>He doesn't know Solid's real name is actually David

>>382938506
That's actually Big boss' face photoshopped into a fan art rendition of the MGS2 sneaking suit.

You can even see the stripes from the face camo

>>382960501
Except for Kaz who probably slept with 95% of MSF

>>382945435
Kojima is a retard who doesn't understand about dominant/recessive genes and he assumed that "recessive" meant "bad genes". If the Clone with all the "dominant" genes was in fact liquid, all logic dictates Liquid should be the one with brown hair, not Solid, because brown hair was dominant in BB

>>382938506
He has two eyes. That's pretty badass in Metal Gear lore.

>>382961080
Idiot, it literally says in the briefing that snake dyes his hair so he doesn't look like the terrorist leader

>>382939104
The Cold War, uh...

>>382950762
Wasn't it the other way around? I remember Eva saying that she gave birth to him.

>>382938506
sexiest man in vidya

>>382961193
No it says that they should cut his hair, don't mention anything about the color.

Even then, that still doesn't explain why Liquid is blonde, we know because of TPP that he's naturally blonde, unless you expect me to believe he found hair dye in the middle of 80s africa

Solid has also always been depicted as brown haired

>>382961193

Liquid is still blonde tho, he should be brunette if he's really the one carrying the dominant genes

>>382960575
They worked in different buildings. Who cares its MGS don't think about it too much. Either the real BB worked at Foxhound and was giving instructions in MG1 or it was Venom who he had contact with & fought in MG1 and he never spoke to or met the real BB until MG2

>>382961980
I thought his hair was supposed to be sun bleached because of all of his time in Africa.

>>382961980
This anon>>382962520 is right. Even before MGSV it was supposed to be that it was bleached blonde because he spent so much time in the middle east. Also why was Snake's hair blonde in the briefing of MGS1? Wasn't his hair brown even in MG1 and MG2?

>>382938506
He's pretty good

What kind of childhood did David spent?
Eli and George was pretty harsh so I could understand why they turn to villain.

>>382938506
He might just have the sweetest ass of any vidya dude in history.

>>382963258
His hair was brown because he dyed it brown, how can he possibly be an infiltration expert with bright blonde hair? Make sense. Brown offers the most camo, great for forests, great for shadows. Black wouldn't help at all in a forest like MG1/2.

>>382963324
Well when Meryl asks him all those questions about him after Mantis dies, he says he was "raised by many people". Maybe he was moved around into different foster homes?

>>382963439
He only cut his hair in that scene. He couldn't have dyed his hair anyway, since he was already in the sub on the way to Shadow Moses at the time, and dying his hair brown would have been too time consuming. He had less than twenty hours to infiltrate Shadow Moses and accomplish his mission, so it's pretty clear that no hair-dying took place in-between his kidnapping and his infiltration.

>>382963324
In and out of foster homes never really settling in any one place.

>>382963258
>>382961980
>>382962520
NO

IT'S BECAUSE EVA WAS THE SURROGATE MOTHER AND HE INHERITED BLONDE HAIR FROM HER

AND ALSO IT'S STATED NUMEROUS FUCKING TIMES THAT "DOMINANT" AND "RECESSIVE" GENES DON'T DETERMINE SHIT, IT WAS JUST FOR THEM TO POSSES 100% OF WHATEVER THEY WERE GIVEN IN THE TUB.

WHY DO YOU LIE AND PRETEND YOU KNOW SHIT

I don't know, I always though he looked cooler somehow without the beard. Could a shopfag remove the beard?

In the meantime, I'll be trying myself, but I don't think I'll get it right.

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>>382960501
>>Sniper Wolf
Wolf gave no shits about Otacon and wanted Snake's D because he remind her of Saladin.

>>382963961
EVA was the surrogate mother, but they didn't inherit any genes from her. Their biological mother was Dr. Clark's Japanese assistant, who donated her eggs to the project, which were then artificially fertilized with Big Boss' genes. The fertilized eggs were transplanted into EVA, who then gave birth to the twins.

So basically, while EVA was the surrogate mother, she wasn't the BIOLOGICAL mother.

>>382964203
Was Eva, dare I say it, a cuck?

>>382964203
my headcannon is that liquid is blonde from eve. we don't have to establish some fucking official theory. I just copletely disagree with the idea a guy turns scandinavian blonde from being in africa.

>>382963961
They couldn't have inherited any DNA from EVA you retard. They fertilized an egg with BB's DNA, then implanted it into EVA's uterus. The egg came from Dr.Clarke/Paramedic's female assistant. EVA just carried the clones inside her and gave birth to them.

>>382952792
Honestly, I'd be down for a game about Ocelot. I don't know why I never thought of that before, but it would be a pretty good way for Konami to continue the series without Kojima. Ocelot's a mysterious enough dude that they could do almost anything with him and it probably wouldn't feel out of place.

Also I just want a dedicated gun twirling button.

>>382964368
It's not a "theory". This is the official story. EVA even says all this shit herself in MGS4. It's where
Snake and Liquid received their Japanese ancestry.

>>382964056
>Iraqi
>blonde hair and blue eyes
Is this possible

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>>382960872
Big Boss and Solid have the same face and are not even suppose to look different. Also that is from the official Legacy/social ops renders.

>>382962520
That would explain all those blonde people in Africa and the Middle East.

>>382963891
He was part of Les Enfents Terribles, so he was likely raised on military bases and shit.

>>382964378
>realistic biology
>in an mgs game

>>382938506
Fuck you ugly, big boss was better.

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>>382965013
Ocelot pls.

>>382964368
The sun really can bleach hair to be bright blonde if one were to spend enough time outside. There might also be other factors determining the type of hair that's susceptible to it but it can happen.

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>>382965214
Fuck you too kaz, hope your leg and arm were eaten by pigs, you disgusting asshole.

>>382964760
Oh yes, because we all know that everyone has the same hair that responds the same way to every factor.

>>382964662
See
>>382962520
Apparently the sun will bleach anybody's hair blonde if they live there long enough. Or she has some of the "Assad" middle eastern genes with whiter features.

>>382964760
Melanin kangs and queenz don't get blonde hair naturally, they only get black unless they're albino.

>>382964368
The original canon was Liquid's hair was bleached in a POW camp, guess the color grew on him so he decided to keep it.

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>>382962520

Bleached hair is white, not yellow.

>>382966452
Sun bleached and bleached are different things.

I wish more of the games were about Snake, him and Otacon fucking around blowing up Metal Gears would've been a lot funner than fucking U WER BIG BOSS ALL ALONG THANKS FOR PLAYING MY GAME REMEMBER TO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER TO SEE ME TWEET ABOUT FOOD

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>>382953019