>tfw missed the entire summer sale by a day Just fucking shoot me.

>>382930072
the fuck were you doing for the past 10 days?

>>382930072
One day my mother and sister went to get a pizza, and they dropped it before they came in and still tried to feed it to us. My little brother noticed some little gravel on the bottom of a pizza and the pizza was outta the box then!

did your parents tell you are a retard by any chance?

whats the problem? pirate the games instead.

>>382930072
fuck, now I want pizza. I'll get a LC in my way home

>>382930814
that pizza is still salvageable, completely still on the paper
sorry about your rock pizza

>>382930814
Did you and your brother beat the shit out of them?

>>382931002
A Little Geezer's Cold and Nasties.

Sad!

>>382931067
No we didn't, my step dad made her go back and get another

>>382931081
kek, I know is not good but is just for the craving

>>382930072
It's still on the fucking paper
It's fair game

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Where'd the rest of her pizza go?

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>>382930979
I pirate all the games I actually enjoy playing anyway, it's just that I like to leave certain games running in the background when I'm not there so that my friends think I'm playing them.

there's always next year

>>382931319
t.bobo

>>382931202
So you are your stepdad's wife's son?
Fucking cuck.

>>382931523
She divorced him after he raised me for 18 years.

Single mothers never once!

>>382931472
you mean winter sale, right?

>>382930395
I literally just woke up from a 5 day coma

>>382930072
>Tfw it's the second year you miss on purpose Steam Summer/Winter sales because no game is worth buying and you don't play games anymore
Then why the fuck am I here?