This guy is now writing the lore of the last game you played.

>>382925187
it's gonna be real gay
thank god

>>382925187
>>382925187
>"my daughter asked me why the dragon killed everyone"
>"I don't know. I don't know anymore"
So I changed it all, now the fluffy teddy bear hugged everyone and they all lived happily ever after.

Chris "because my daughter saw it" metzen.

>>382925187
>alliance hoody

I thought chris was a huge horde fanboy

It turns into bara shit full of orcs.

>>382925187
White Laurence Fishburne

>>382926141
the hoodie is just corrupted

>>382925187
he looks kind of cool. who is he and what has he done?

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>>382926425
Fat ugly bitches coming to Overwatch!

>>382925187
He is so fucking hot.

>>382926059
>Daddy why is that girl naked?
(Sylvanaas shows navel but still has lengthy armor)
>I'll fix it for you sweety!

>>382925187
So Metzen wrote the lore of BOTW? So literally everything is corrupt and... huh, actually that's not far off.
So when is BOTW getting a panda expansion DLC that has nothing to do with the lore or franchise at all other than a joke level in the previous game?

>heroes of the storm

He already essentially is

Fallout 4

supermutants are now honorable warriors who dindu nuffin, only two factions are joinable, shaun's story is exactly the same

>>382925187
What if this guy already wrote the lore of the last game I played?

>>382926425
Wait, who wore swimsuits?

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>>382925187
GORK AND MORK 'AV BEEN TALKIN' WIF TECLIN, AND THEY SEZ THAT WE WUZ JUST GOOD BOYS WHO DINDU NUFFIN'

NOW LET'S KRUMP THAT SIGMAR GIT AND SAVE THE 'UMIES FROM 'IS CHAOS CORRUPTION

I'm not sure where his influence ended and his co workers' began

>>382926879
Lul, I played Fallout 4 like 1 minute ago!

>>382926979
The red dragon queen with her bikini armor

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>>382926979
A story character from world of warcraft.

They were updating the model and he made them cover her stomach because it was "sexist".

He quit the company soon after. most likely because of widowmakers ass.

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>Metzen writes lore for Ace Combat
THAT'S RIGHT, BUDDY
THE V2 OFFERED ME RICHES AND POWER BEYOND MY IMAGINATION