/v/ posters you recognize >that faggot who just bought babby's

ACfag

The battlestation thread dad, people recognize his room and ask him how his kid is doing

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>that guy with the cropped porn avatar who only plays weebshit on Steam and rarely

The actual graphics guy who makes paragon threads with dekker's ass

The /pol/ faggots that try and shove there beliefs down everyone's throat, and try to be racist in every thread possible to derail it.

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SUPERIOR
LIMB
BASED
COMBAT

Barneyfag, not by his Barneyposts, but by his opening pony posts.

Caramel
Toady
Manlet Tears

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I never saw Mineral's guy anymore, he was pretty cool.
Let's summon him.

>>382927073
>>382926104
I feel like you misunderstood OP.

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>gothic fag not first post

>>382924678
that's the same faggot that's been starting those graphics threads with uncharted 4 pre-rendered shots, right?

>>382927476
I don't think we did, these are people who post on /v/ daily.

>>382927750
OP asked about individuals, not groups of people.

>>382924984
12 posts later, still nothing. Is he dead?

any of the old Risk of Rain HOST WHEN threads
it was usually Axel

>>382927805
Whose to say there not all one person? Kinda like barneyfag trying to get (you)'s.

Mariel"I'll get type 2 diabetes in a year"X
Caramel

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>>382927398
Sup nigga?

Play any good vidya lately?

>>382928092
I'm
>>382926104
This is one person. Steamfags don't often ONLY play weebshit

that nigga with the gta v ragdolls webm

XVfag, of course.

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>>382924678
the eternal chadposter

>that one fag named saucy
I see him all the fucking time

>>382928286
>this is one person

I've seen numerous cropped porn avatarfaggots who only play weeb shit.

>>382927820
Maybe he had a stroke

But I always had the feeling that he was samefagging with two different IPs between the MLP shitposter and his alterego accusing him. We'll never know, but if someone is capable of such autism, its people on this board

The "shitch" poster

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>>382924678
>FFXV-kun

>>382928675
Links?

They mostly play dota and csgo

You guys spend that much time on this site that you recognize anonymous users?

>>382924678
Story time. First and only time I met an actual 4-chan poster, this was a few weeks ago:
>Be a medical tech, fit, tall, attractive, outgoing.
>Porter drops off a patient in the diagnostic imaging department.
>Fairly overweight individual.
>Long, thinning hair, kept in a ponytail.
>Blochy complexion with yellowing teeth.
>Man in his late 40s.
>Literally see his cock and balls peeking at me out from under his hospital gown.
>Hand him a flannel to cover himself.
>Chipper individual, outgoing.
>Start politely conversing with him as the clinic nurse files his paperwork, but I keep getting a vibe from him that he enjoys making people uncomfortable.
>Before long he busts into /pol/-tier rants, nonironically.
>Figured he was just some grizzled old guy that fought in Desert Storm or something.
>Starts talking literally about /pol/, /v/, and /b/, including shit like chanology and all these other old raids.
>We hit it off in conversation, but as curious as I am, I'm also repulsed by how easily I could turn out like him.
>Laments at how shitty 4-chan has become.
>Escort him back to his room later without a porter.
>He asks me to come back and talk to him.
>I reassure him I will.
>I never go back.
hope your thoracic surgery went well anon...

>>382927820
i hope so

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That loser who avafags with that one trap while LARPing.

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>>382927285
I don't know what you're talking about

That guy who posts the same Injustice 2 thread with the same OP and gets really butthurt when you call him out on it.

that faggot who hates Hollow Knight but always cums over La Mulana

10 days fag

>>382924678
>that one guy who always mentions that Gohan was supposed to be the main character of Dragonball Z

>>382928237
DOG

>>382934009
THE BIG BAD DOG

THE BOUNTY HUNTER

Myself.

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>>382927445
I HAVE BEEN CALLED UPON AND I ANSWER THE CALL
WHAT'S UP YOU MEME LOVING FUCKS

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>>382935621
THIS THREAD IS ABSOLUTELY GOING TO GET DELETED SO LET'S HAVE FUN BEFORE IT GOES
MOTHERFUCKING MINERALS ARE WAY BETTER THAN SHITPOSTING

>that one mordhau shill
i see him on reddit too

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>>382935783
WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE A THREAD WITH MORE BARNEYFAG BAITING OR A THREAD FULL OF BITCHIN MINERALS TO SALIVATE OVER
LIKE THIS OPAL RIGHT HERE, DOESN'T THAT SHIT LOOK DELICIOUS?

>>382929283
Loving every laugh
>be me
>medical tech, fit tall, attractive, outgoing

ok man

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>>382935921
GODDAMN I LOVE BOULDER OPAL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME SORT OF MYSTICAL MATERIAL FROM A FANTASY SETTING

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>>382927614
AYO BEST RPG EVER FAMALAM

>>382927445
I love Mineral guy

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>>382936002
<BARELY-CONTAINED POWER INTENSIFIES>
BOULDER OPAL WOULD BE A GREAT VILLAIN MCGUFFIN
IT LOOKS LIKE A PRISON FOR AN ANCIENT EVIL

>>382927073
How about the neofag tourist visiting /v/ and getting upset when it's not politically correct enough for him and his wife's son's tastes?

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this guy

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>>382936140
OH SHIT LOOK AT THIS NEW FLAVOR OF JOLLY RANCHER
OH WAIT THAT'S JUST NATURE NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR PRECONCEPTIONS OF WHAT NATURAL THINGS CAN LOOK LIKE
>>382936086
I LOVE YOU TOO ANON GUY

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>>382924678
>that fucking casual who claims AC games are good

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>>382936292
LEGEND TELLS THAT IF YOU EAT THIS VANADINITE YOU MIGHT DEVELOP FIRE-BASED SUPERPOWERS

fucking caramel

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>>382936485
THIS RHODOCHROSITE IS THE KIND OF THING THAT MIGHT TRIGGER A TUMBLR POSTER MISTAKING IT FOR GORE LIKE THAT ONE POST OF THE FUCKING POMEGRANATE

>>382936674
fucking radical

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>>382936674
THIS UNCOOKED SPAGHETTI-LOOKING SHIT IS RUTILE, BASICALLY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TITANIUM FUCKS AROUND WITH OXYGEN TOO MUCH IN MAGMA COLLEGE

>It has ACTUAL graphics
>Caramel
>Dylan Sprouse

Pokebarneyfag

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>>382936876
>>382936875
YOU THINK THAT'S RAD
WHAT ABOUT THIS STIBNITE THAT STRAIGHT UP LOOKS LIKE THE IRON THRONE

>>382936373
Where can I find him?

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>>382936996
OH SHIT DR ROBOTNIK HAS A CHAOS EMERA-
NEVER MIND THAT'S ACTUALLY GARNET
BET YOU DUMB FAGS DIDN'T KNOW GARNET COULD BE COLORS OTHER THAN DARK RED

That one guy that likes Gothic 2 and will not shut up about it.

just cause you type in all caps and reply to your own posts (or chain, since this is very tumlbresque of you) doesn't make it funny

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>>382937132
PYRITE LOOKS LIKE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN GOD PLAYED MINECRAFT AND HAD ENOUGH OF CUBES HAVING TO FIT TOGETHER
I'D LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT BASICALLY NOTHING I POST IS CUT OR OTHERWISE ALTERED UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE, THIS SHIT IS ALL NATURAL LIKE YOUR HAIRY AUNT JUDY

>>382936373
Bitch you best be talking shit about AssCreed and not Ace Combat or Armored Core or I will fight you

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>>382937309
>>382937293
I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY YOU COCKMONGLER, I'M TRYING TO SUPPLY NEAT MINERAL IMAGES AND MAYBE SOME EDUCATION FOR THE DUMBER POSTERS
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR TUMBLR BOOGEYMAN TOO

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>>382937545
WE INTERRUPT YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED EARTH MINERALS TO BRING YOU SPACE MINERALS
THIS PALLASITE METEORITE WAS SPOTTED FALLING FROM THE SKY
IT IS BELIEVED TO BE RADICAL AND EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL
APPROACH WITH EXTREME APPRECIATION

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>>382937736
HERE'S THE MUGSHOT OF THE SUSPECT, TAKEN FROM SPACE ROCK PENITENTIARY

Jesus christ this is cringey. Stop.

>>382937935
Welcome to /v/. We have too many autists.

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>>382937826
THIS PALLASITE HAS A TWIN BROTHER AS WELL, PICTURED HERE
PLEASE DO NOT MISTAKE THE TWO, THIS PALLASITE IS A GOOD AND LAW ABIDING MINIZEN

whatever its better than the barney rage

>>382937935
>doesn't know mineralbro
Get out newfag

>>382935783
Damn, it's like Synthwave in mineral form

>that anon with the PTSDfrom the Hotel Basement in TLoU.

How about this faggot?
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/lol%20oh%20man%20yes%20these%20threads%20are%20the%20best%20lol%20everyone%20post%20your%20favorite%20meme/

>>382936198
How about the people who would rather talk about shitty politics and social issues instead of actual Video games?

>>382938067
>that one anon raging about medical ward in isolation

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>>382938002
MIINERALS WITH CRAZY CLEAVAGE LIKE THIS SPESSARTINE ALWAYS LOOK ALIEN AS FUCK

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>>382938206
SERIOUSLY LOOK AT THIS SHIT, IT WOULD LOOK AT HOME IN AN XCOM GAME

The one guy that only posts Randy from trailer park boys every now and then

>that guy who shows up in every botw thread to promote it as being the best game of all time, who believes that nintendo programmed a chemistry engine into the game based on the periodic table because of some statements from the developers that he blew way out of proportion
>genuinely thinks metal things conducting electricity in a game is the next breakthrough in games programming

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>>382938276
I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GET OVER HOW MUCH I LOVE SPESSARTINE, TOP TIER MINERAL

>>382927614
LESS THAN A CUP OF COFFEE UNDER TWO DOLLARS GIVE ONE EXCUSE WHY HAVENT YOU I don't mind it seems like a good game and his threads usually get a solid conversation going.

>>382937545
you tell em mineral man

>>382937935
Piss off. Some of us are trying to learn about minerals.

>>382933790
The one who posts smug anime girls and shills Marrow? I love that guy he's the worst

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>>382938360
WHAT ABOUT THIS MAGNETITE, WHICH NORMALLY SHOWS UP AS A BLACK AMORPHOUS BLOB OR AS IRON ORE IN DORF FORT, MANAGING TO FORM THIS GEOMETRICAL NIGHTMARE AND PINK FLOYD ALBUM COVER

>>382938552
goddam I want all your minerals anon, they're beautiful

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>>382938552
DOUBLE DOSE, I THINK YOU ANONS NEED IT, YOU LOOK A LITTLE ANEMIC

>>382937480
My first thought was Animal Crossing and now I'm wondering how many ACs I missed.

>>382938206
Looks like an AMD ad

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>>382937935
>this is cringey
>this is
>mineralfag is cringey
Of all the things you probably enjoy or see on here, motherfucking mineral bro is cringy?

>that one underage faggot who says "kys" every thread and discovered /v/ in 2013
it's literally just one guy

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>>382938629
>>382938619
GOOD THING I'M HERE TO SUPPLY THEM, RIGHT?
GODDAMN I JUST REALIZED I'VE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE 2014

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>>382938707
OH SHIT IT ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE BEEN 2013
ANYWAY HERE'S SOME MORE CUBIC MINERALS FOR YOU AUTISTS, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE YOUR BLOCKS

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>>382924678
>little cuck starts stealing words i use and only i use

>>382938707
I love the ones that look like they're about to explode with evil purple energy

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Hey mineral bro, do you like this obsidian?

>tfw i haven't been mentioned yet
shame

>>382937935
>You must act mature at all times having fun is strictly not allowed
Fuck off

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>>382938810
>>382938871
PICTURED: 2 MILLISECONDS AFTER DETONATION OF CACOXENITE
>>382938951
I DO LIKE OBSIDIAN A LOT BUT IT'S NOT A MINERAL, IT'S GLASS
GLASS ISN'T A MINERAL BECAUSE IT'S NOT CRYSTALLINE, IT'S AMORPHOUS

>>382938951
Is obsidian even technically a mineral? I thought it was a form of glass

>>382938810
I like blue Mineral anon do you have any blue

Also I know barneyfag I guess.

and statfag from monster hunter thread from forever ago

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>>382939105
>>382939126
YOU ARE CORRECT ANON, ENJOY THIS NATIVE PLATINUM IN CUBIC CRYSTALS

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>>382939186
>>382939162
>DO YOU HAVE BLUE, HE SAYS
WHAT KIND OF BLUE YOU WANT, YOU WANT WEIRD LAYER-Y BLUE?

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>>382939238
FLAKEY BLUE/PURPLE COVELLITE?

>>382939238
The deepest ocean blue you got

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>>382939303
PUFFY, KIDNEY STONE CAVANSITE?

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>>382939361
KNIFE EDGED ALUMINOSILICATE KYANITE BLUE?

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What kind of mineral is this?

>>382924678
barneyfag

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>>382939415
EXTREMELY HIGH PRESSURE GLAUCOPHANE BLUE?
>>382939425
ARTHROPODITE

>>382939303
The hell. It looks like a painting of a mountain in the thumbnail.

How the fuck has no one mentioned the 10 day Bloodborne platinum guy?

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>>382939505
EPHEMERAL LABRADORITE BLUE?

>>382939303
Hit me up with some feldspar, mineralbro

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>>382939583
PRACTICALLY LUMINESCENT TANZANITE BLUE?

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>>382939505
MINERALFAG WE LOVE YOU.

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>that guy who goes in to every thread about video games which aren't on the Nintendo consoles and calls them shit
>tekken
>final fantasy
>metal gear solid
etc

>>382939583
but what's your *favourite* mineral?

>>382939583
That looked like a reflection of the sky from the thumbnail

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>>382939634
FAINT BLUE AQUAMARINE AND CLEAVELANDITE?
>>382939624
SEE >>382939583, I CAN POST SOME MORE IN A MINUTE AFTER I'M DONE BEING BLUE DA BUH DEE DA BUH DAI

>>382938697
it is pretty cringy.

Fuukafag
Tharjafag
That one faggot who waifus the rat from FFIX
The sissy faggot who complains about bullying and not having friends, while posting an anime girl sniffing her hair and t-talks l-like t-this.....

I wish every person I listed would kill themselves already.

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>>382939732
INFURIATING LIGHT BLUE MICROCLINE WHICH INCIDENTALLY IS A FELDSPACE JUST LIKE >>382939624 WANTED
MESSING UP MY GODDAMN DINING ROOM YOU BLUE BITCH

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Will dump my minerals mah man

'manly anime reviewer' style posts where funny in 2008

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These bones have minerals in them at least.

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>>382939732
OH MY GOD IT'S MINERAL FAG. I LOVE YOU.

>>382924678
>That one fag who keeps posting the Horizon webms everywhere and talks about how much better the game is than every other sandbox, but particularly Breath of the Wild

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>>382939848
>FELDSPACE
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
I'LL END THE BLUE STREAK WITH THIS DEEP BLUE TANZANITE

The Steam Refunds shitposter.
I filtered all his images already but that guy either has a bot or legitimate autism. He's been making these threads for like two years now.

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>>382939967
Got you covered with more delicious blue

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>>382939967
>>382939687
THIS IS MY FAVORITE MINERAL RIGHT HERE, IT'S REALGAR
CHEMICAL FORMULA AsS, OR ARSENIC SULFIDE
YES THAT MEANS IT'S POISONOUS
IT'S ALSO A FAINTING VIOLET OF A MINERAL, IF IT'S EXPOSED TO LIGHT FOR TOO LONG IT DECAYS INTO A SHITTY ORANGE POWDER CALLED PARAREALGAR
IT ALSO LOOKS GODDAMN AMAZING

>>382939732
Thanks mineralbro! In Canada we stopped by the side of the road to pick up some Laurentian shield Gneiss.

>>382937736
Oh my god. This is one is so fucking beautiful.

>>382939361
I want to eat that. That looks crunchy. Rec me some good tasty looking rocks to eat.

>the guy who cries about zero suit samus
>the guy who insists on posting cropped link and sidon porn then goes on a tangent about hetro-fags
>>382939949
I've noticed him too

>>382933963
now this is some bait you can see

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>>382940095
Mineral guy, what this gem might be?

>>382939634
Fuck me, that looks cool.

Hey man, do you have anything more with really intricate layered geometric patters, like bismuth?

>>382936919
Dylan is cool though.
I'd love to play Smash or Pokemon with him.

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>>382940095
HERE'S SOME MORE REALGAR CHILLING WITH ITS NUMBER ONE BRO ORPIMENT WHICH IS BASICALLY THE SAME THING CHEMICALLY SPEAKING
>>382940129
GODDAMN I LOVE GNEISS, GOOD SCHIST RIGHT THERE
>>382940149
YOU COULD EAT REALGAR IF YOU WANTED TO MCFUCKING END YOUR LIFE
>>382940209
THAT'S CALLED CUPROSKLODOWSKITE, IT'S A MINERAL OF URANIUM
FUN FACT, CUPRO MEANS "COPPER" BUT THERE IS NO COPPER IN THIS MINERAL BECAUSE THE GUY WHO NAMED IT FUCKED UP BIG TIME
>>382940290
DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT FAKE-ASS BISMUTH SHIT BUT I'LL GET YOU SOME BETTER SHIT

>>382940095
gimme dat pararealgar.
I wanna see that shitty orange powder.

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>>382940095
Is vegetable oil a mineral?

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>>382940395
>>382940290
HOW DOES THIS RAINBOW LATTICE SUNSTONE DO IT FOR YOU?

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>>382940439
Guess it could be at some point.

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>>382940510
>>382940430
JUST REMEMBER, BEAUTIFUL REALGAR DIED TO CREATE THIS NONSENSE
>>382940439
NO YOU DUMB FUCKING SEA CREATURE

>>382940510
please post a screen cap of your mineral directory

>>382940510
Woah, that's the fucking stuff. Looks like the ending of Interstellar

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>>382940598
HERE'S SOME REALGAR JUST CHILLING IN A DRILL CORE

>>382940598
looks like candy to me, do you have some more rockcandy?

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>angry geologist is back
What a nice day

>>382940598
Is there a career that involves minerals?

>>382940395
>Eat Realgar
Gross, that looks like red velvet cake. Worst cake.

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Crystalline Watermelon

>>382940791
Geologist, obviously

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>>382940673
>>382940741
DELICIOUS CANDY

That faggot who pretends to be an autistic conspiracy theorists about mgsv just to advertise his shitty youtube channel

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>>382940915
>>382940613
HONESTLY THIS COULD PROBABLY BE BETTER, I HAVEN'T HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO POST IN A LONG TIME SO MY IMAGE COLLECTING HAS SLOWED DOWN QUITE A BIT

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>>382936485
I once ate part of a pizza elemental in a d&d campaign and all I got was a 20% off coupon for a pizza

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>>382924678
That guy who, whenever he sees criticism for a game he likes, accuses people of not having played it.

Oh wait that's half of /v/.

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>>382940990
EVERYONE PLEASE SAY HELLO TO THE SPOOKY MINERAL MAN STUCK IN THIS GREEN APPLE JOLLY RANCHER KNOWN AS OLIVINE, OR ALTERNATIVELY PERIDOT
>>382940791
GEMOLOGY, JEWELER, MINERALOGIST, BASCIALLY ANY KIND OF GEOLOGIST

Mineralbro, are you actually a geologist, or do you just really like minerals?

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>>382941157
I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF WATCHING PYRITE NOCLIP EVERYWHERE
NATURE FORMED THIS, NOT SOME SHITTY HUMAN WITH TOOLS, FUCKING NATURE
>>382941273
THE FORMER, MY FRIEND

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Anyone want ice enchantment on their weapons?

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>>382941157

Oh shit mineral anon, It's been some time.
Here, have one fluorite from my personal collection, it's an octahedron fluorite from Illinois.

>>382937826
that looks like the ethiopian border

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Good shit

>>382941313
>>382941384
HOW THE FUCK DOES NATURE WORK?

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>>382941313
CAREFUL EVERYONE, EVEN WHEN REMOVED FROM ITS NATURAL HABITAT, THIS MINERAL CAN *STILBITE*
THANK YOU, I'LL BE HERE FOREVER

>>382940598
Come back to the server, babe.

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>>382941313
Mah man

>>382937309
>I'D LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT BASICALLY NOTHING I POST IS CUT OR OTHERWISE ALTERED UNLESS I SAY OTHERWISE, THIS SHIT IS ALL NATURAL LIKE YOUR HAIRY AUNT JUDY

I was about to ask that. How does this minerals take such a perfect cube form without human intervention?

Post lava red minerals, oh glorious mineralbro.

>>382941313
>>382941523
Minerals are some crazy shit.

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>>382941441
It simply does anon.

>>382941494
looks vaguely fleshy

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>>382941494
>>382941395
OH FUCK ANON I SAVED THAT IMAGE FROM YOU IN A PREVIOUS THREAD, WHAT'S UP MY MAN
>>382941441
>>382941543
TIME FOR A LITTLE EDUCATION
MINERALS REFLECT THEIR MOLECULAR STRUCTURE ON THE MACROSCALE
SO THE ATOMS IN CUBIC MINERALS FORM A CUBE AND THAT BASIC STRUCTURE IS REPEATED INFINITELY OUTWARD TO FORM A LARGE REPRESENTATION OF HOW THE MOLECULES LOOK
>>382941495
FUCK NO, I'M DONE WITH THAT FOR NOW

>>382941543

Crystallography is a complicated business at best.

>>382941157
Can you lick it? And if so, what does it taste like?

>>382941543
~*~*~*~Physics~*~*~*~

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>>382927073
so many of these fuckers. They get super defensive tho when you call em out so expect a lot of replies

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>>382941731
>>382941562
WHAT ABOUT JUST STRAIGHT UP LAVA
>>382941753
YOU CAN LICK ANYTHING YOU PLEASE, MAN, YOUR TONGUE DOESN'T HAVE DRM
AND PROBABLY EITHER NOTHING OR DUST DEPENDING ON HOW LONG IT WENT WITHOUT SOMEONE CLEANING IT

>>382941731
this guy knew what all the rocks were in dwarf fortress without needing to look them up in the wiki

BOKU!!! KEEP POSTING MORRIGAN AND LILITH

ALSO THE ELDER SCROLLS BRUMHILDYR GUY

I actually like them alot.

>>382941731
So minerals are basically scaled-up models of their own molecules? That's fucking rad

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>>382941912
SOME MORE OF THAT
>>382941937
DORF FORT WAS A PLEASANT SURPRISE WITH ITS REASONABLY ACCURATE GEOLOGY
IT'S NOT GREAT ON THE LARGE SCALE BUT ON THE SMALL MAP SCALE IT'S PRETTY GOOD

>>382941909
Shut up you communist faggot. Anyone with a brain can see you're trying to make it popular to hate /pol/.

>>382941731

I already sent you ? Fuck I'm getting too old.
I'm fine though, thanks. I recently grabbed some very sexy fluorite (still from Illinois) formation with selenite inclusion. Haven't taken any picture of it unfortunately :/

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>>382941937
>tfw heavily considered geology because I loved mining, digging, and rocks in general as a kid, as well as molecular structures, and absolutely loved Dorf Fort
I just got done with college; I still wonder, though.

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>>382942087
See i told you. They will also just throw random insults like "Communist or Cuck" even tho you might not even be what they are calling you

>>382942038
but is lava a mineral? can you tell me about the compounds of lava mineralbro?

>tfw I always lurk so no one recognizes me

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>>382942038
>>382942017
YEAH BASICALLY
IT DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK OUT SO CLEANLY THOUGH
THIS RIEBECKITE, WHICH IS A KIND OF ASBESTOS (THE MOST DANGEROUS KIND, IN FACT), IS DANGEROUS BECAUSE OF ITS CRYSTAL STRUCTURE
THE MOLECULES BEND AROUND AS THEY INTERLOCK, CREATING TINY LITTLE NEEDLE-TUBES
THOSE NEEDLES GET INTO YOUR LUNGS AND ARE TINY ENOUGH TO DAMAGE DNA ITSELF, WHICH IS WHY IT CAUSES CANCER
>>382942231
LAVA IS NOT A MINERAL BUT MINERALS ARE FORMED OUT OF LAVA/MAGMA
MAGMA IS BASICALLY JUST A SOUP OF ELEMENTS FLOATING AROUND MOLTEN, MINERALS ARE FORMED FROM IT WHEN CERTAIN ELEMENTS JOIN WITH OTHERS AND PRECIPITATE CRYSTALS OUT OF IT
EACH MINERAL HAS A SET CHEMICAL FORMULA SO THE ELEMENTS GET PULLED OUT OF THE MAGMA IN RATIOS EQUAL TO THEIR FORMULAS

>>382942087
/pol/ does a good job of that on their own

>>382942038
I knew minerals were amazing but you've posted some godlike shit. The Boulder opals were the best.

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Mineral guy reminds me of a math teacher i had back in elementary school. His passion was geology and minerals and he was a cool dude that brought crystals and shit to school and educated us a bit on how fine-ass minerals are made.
shit this is almost like i'm back there, in a simpler time

>>382942038
Why does it move like that?

>>382942224
Pure coincidence. If they're spamming a thread they're either lefty pol psy oping or some wanna be trying to "redpill" poorly.

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>>382942404
HERE'S ANOTHER KIND OF ASBESTOS
WEIRD TO THINK THAT A QUIRK OF HOW THE ATOMS FIT TOGETHER IS WHAT CAUSES IT TO BE SO DANGEROUS
IT'S NOT POISON, IT'S AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL DANGER DUE TO HOW THE NEEDLES PIERCE CELLS AND DAMAGE THE DNA WITHIN
>>382942580
CONVECTION OF THE LAVA UNDERNEATH
THAT'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD SMALL-SCALE EXAMPLE OF HOW TECTONIC PLATES WORK
IMAGINE THE BLACK PATCHES ARE PLATES AND THE GLOWING LINES ARE PLATE BOUNDARIES

>that one anon who always ships Sam and Grim in Splinter Cell threads
You my nigga

>>382942404
Are you telling me that asbestos causes cancer by literally stabbing your dna?

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>>382942716
AND HERE'S A SUPER CLOSEUP OF ASBESTOS WITH AN SEM
>>382942724
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M FUCKING TELLING YOU

>>382942716
looks like sugar cain, damn.

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>>382942806
LET'S STOP BEING SO LITERALLY CANCEROUS AND GET BACK TO MINERALS THAT WON'T FUCK YOUR WHOLE LIFE UP
HERE'S SOME MORE MICROCLINE BUT THIS TIME WITH SMOKY QUARTZ AS ITS HIRED ESCORT COMPANION

That guy who really hates turn-based games.

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>>382942713
Oh sure just blame it on the "leftys" like you always do it

>>382942905
are those minerals attracting each other? Are there more examples for this?

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>>382924678
>that guy who's first introduction to 4chan was /pol/ who also kind of likes videogames and it's super obvious

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>>382924678
where's that "Bloodborne isn't even that hard I got plat in 10 hours" faggot

>>382942905

Isn't microcline colorless though ?

>>382942905
Hey mineral anon it's blue anon
Can any minerals store energy like a battery or a chaos emerald?

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>>382942905
CHECK OUT THIS AMETHYST
FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DIDN'T KNOW, AMETHYST, CITRINE, SMOKY QUARTZ, ROSE QUARTZ, ETC ARE ALL JUST QUARTZ THAT DID A LITTLE RACEMIXING WITH WHATEVER OTHER ELEMENT WAS IN THE ORIGINAL MAGMA SOLUTION THAT NO OTHER MINERAL WANTED/NEEDED
>>382943040
NOT ATTRACTING, PER SE
SOME MINERALS TEND TO FORM ALONGSIDE OTHER ONES BECAUSE OF SIMILARITIES IN CHEMICAL COMPOSITION

>>382943063
>tfw playing ttt on csgo and three /pol/acks join and get almost immediately banned

>>382942038
my dick.

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>>382924797
That's the guy who posts lists like this one, right?

>>382943168

I don't know if some can store energy, but some certainly do react to electricity. Look up how a quartz watch work.

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>>382943253
>ttt on csgo

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Anyone remember me?

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>>382943179
>>382943168
NOT EXACTLY, BUT QUARTZ IS PIEZOELECTRIC WHICH MEANS IT PRODUCES ELECTRICITY WHEN SQUEEZED
>>382943113
SOME VARIETIES ARE, YES, BUT THE BLUE KIND IS CALLED AMAZONITE AND HAS TRACE ELEMENTS CAUSING ITS COLOR

>>382938408
>>382927614
>>382936023
>tfw gave in and bought the whole set on sale

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>>382943371
I REALIZED NO MALACHITE HAS BEEN POSTED ASIDE FROM THE ANON WHO SUMMONED ME, LET'S FIX THAT

>>382943361
It's more fun than Gmod and there's literally one server with it.

The guy who thinks everything he sees and doesn't like is le pole bogeyman

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>>382943485
GODDAMN I LOVE MALACHITE
OH ALSO THESE TWO SPECIMENS HAVE BEEN POLISHED TO SHOW OFF THE CONCENTRIC LAYERS BUT NOT ALTERED IN ANY OTHER WAY

>>382943570
What do you think of feldspar?

>>382938128
Oh, you mean like YOU just did? Nobody was bringing up politics in this thread until you did.

feldspar?

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>>382943541
I think the issue is when people use >gb2 /pol/ as "stop agreeing with me" and less when they say "this thread would be more suitable to the political board, not the video game one.

>>382938540
His name is Maze. Go look at the reviews for La Mulana and he's the first one. It's pretty funny.
He even has an anime girl as his steam profile pic

>>382943371
>BUT THE BLUE KIND IS CALLED AMAZONITE

I wish my only amazonite was the same sexy blue.

>>382943792
a mineral that make up about 41% of the Earth's continental crust by weight

>>382928237
Great list but by Persona do you mean the series? Because 5 and 2IS are alot better

>>382935808
>that one guy who goes to reddit

>>382943971
Iron?

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>>382943721

Allow me to answer with the sexyest feldspar there is.

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>>382943971
AND SOME MORE VANADINITE
MINERAL OF THE FUTURE BECAUSE OF THE HEXAGONS, IF CYBERPUNK IS TO BE BELIEVED

>>382937132
>garnet can be other color than dark red
now you telling me? imma have to find another name for my red/black mutated rex in ARK...
>Tsavorite
Named a White/green rex Tsavor in honor of that mineral

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>>382924678
>the E.Y.E poster

>>382943356
It's quite cool, actually. The battery sends an electrical current into the quartz, causing it to vibrate at a set rate. The mechanism of the watch then halves these vibrations 15 times, which cause it to arrive at 1 vibration per second

>>382933790
hollow knight is garbage

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>>382944148
>>382944146
LET ME GET IN ON THAT ACTION, POSTING SOME MORE
>>382944123
NOT QUITE, IT'S IN THE NAME

>>382944314
Vanadium?

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>>382944314
HEY, REMEMBER RUTILE FROM >>382936876
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN QUARTZ GROWS AROUND IT, CREATING RUTILATED QUARTZ
>>382944385
DING DING DING WE GOT A WINNER OVER HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

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>>382944314

I'm unleashing my final labradorite form then !

>>382944218
>tfw my friend didn't talk to me for a week because I didn't buy E.Y.E when it was on sale

>>382939842
>/v/ is one person

>>382928407
I fucking hate XV-kun

>Mineral anon is in the thread
It's a good day.

Are there any metal like looking minerals?

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>>382944465
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN QUARTZ GROWS ON TOURMALINE, CREATING TOURMILATED QUARTZ
ARE YOU SEEING A PATTERN HERE?

>>382938702
kys

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>>382944643
>>382944605
I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND
IF IT APPEARS IN NATURE IN A PURE FORM, METAL IS A MINERAL BY DEFINITION
LIKE THIS NATIVE COPPER

>>382944757
That's cool as shit

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>>382944757
AS FAR AS ONES THAT LOOK METALLIC, THOUGH, YOU'VE GOT TONS OF OPTIONS
MY FAVORITE IS PROBABLY GALENA, SEEN HERE BEING SHINY AND CUBIC
GALENA IS LEAD SULFATE AND OFTEN TIMES HAS SMALL AMOUNTS OF SILVER IN IT WHICH MAKES PEOPLE MINE IT FOR USE AS BOTH LEAD ORE AND SILVER ORE
ALSO I HAVE JUST BEEN WARNED FOR MY POSTING BECAUSE FUN IS HARAM
GOODBYE FRIENDS

>>382945021
It was fun Mineral Anon. Hopefully I'll see you again soon.

>>382945021
I love you mineral anon!

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>>382945021
ONE FINAL POST BECAUSE YOU GUYS DESERVE IT
THANKS FOR A FUN MINERAL THREAD, YOU GUYS, IT'S BEEN QUITE A WHILE SINCE THE LAST ONE
REMINDER TO START A MINERAL COLLECTION

I still can't get over how asbesos fucks you up on such a small scale.
Love you mineralfag
Never make a trip
Post infrequently

>>382943971
y delet

>>382945021
Mineralbro, what's the most badass motherfucking piece of mineral you've seen?

>>382945021
>GOODBYE FRIENDS

Godspeed mineral Anon, hope to catch you another time.

>>382945021
>>382944757
Thank you mineralguy.

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>recently start playing through the Ace Combat games
>post Ace Combat threads all the time to try and facilitate a good discussion
>it never works
>last time we had a good AC thread was like 3 months ago when I hadn't even played the games yet
I think I may be autistic

>>382944057
I just prefer 1's characters. Nanjo and Elly are the best and I'm glad they carried over into Persona 2

>>382945142
DON'T WORRY, I'LL NEVER TRIP AND NEVER POST TOO MUCH, I WOULDN'T WANT TO RUIN MINERALPOSTING FOREVER

>>382945021
gud bey you glorious mutherfucker.

>found a really cool rock as a kid
>probably still have it somewhere
>can't find it
>missed mineralfag anyway

>>382945140
luv u

>>382945021
>>382945140
Rock bless, Mineral anon. A stoning to whoever thought your content wasn't the best thing this board has.

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>>382945336
<3

Alright fuck this thread boys. We out.

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Why is the thread on autosage?

>>382927073
well this isnt reddit or neogaf either so fuck off with your bbc fetish somewhere else

>>382928546
the legend never dies

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I think i can speak for all Anons in saying thank you mineral anon.
Keep on rockin.

>>382945868
because fun police arrieved

>>382927073
Daily reminder that easily just as many threads are derailed by faggots like you who can't stop preaching about how much they hate /pol/ in unrelated threads where nothing /pol/-related was even mentioned than actual /pol/
See: this thread

>>382945868
Because I'd imagine the one guy at the start of the thread who was calling Mineralfag tumblr got butthurt and reported the posts. Rather than banning and deleting the thread, mods warned and autosage.

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>>382944218
>implying there's only one
Last RoR thread I was in, the posters all turned out to be E.Y.E. fags
Small world.

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>>382945868
Mods don't like mineralfag it seems.

For the last post, i would like to tell you guys to kill yourselves.

Seriously, just do it. It's THAT easy.

>>382942724
It's got cheatcodes

Top tier fucking thread

Honorable mention to that faggot who always post barely-SFW pictures of some whore and vaguely tries to connect it to videogames. ie. "Do older women enjoy videogames?". You know the guy.