Opinions on Life is Strange?

LGBT garbage, reminds me that the muslims executing gays by throwing them head first off buildings are actually the good guys.

Shitty dialogue
Good last two chapters
Absolutely awful ending

>>382923914
Cried at the ending. Oh no not cause of the characters I fucking hated them. I cried cause it told me that all my choices and the entire goddamn story meant nothing in the end.

Looks like an ugly as fuck "adventure" game.

I'll probably never play it.

TO ALL OF YOU

>>382924240
One peck on the lips everybody. For a dare no less. Also, tge most lesbian looking girl in the ehole game had condoms in her wallet. I don't expect anon knows this though, because he probably didn't even try it.

Victoria a shit

Chloe a best

>>382924537
wtf #Imwithher now

>>382924426
News for you buddy, video games don't matter and have a finite set of possible outcomes in every circumstance.

>>382924426
You cried because your choices and story for characters you hated didn't matter?

shit game only good for porn

comfy tbqh

Friendly reminder that
Stella>>>>>>shit>>>>>Brooke

>>382924537
>because he probably didn't even try it

And so he shouldn't.

Anybody that actually plays a game that reeks of shit like this I would file as a fucking retard in the first place.

>>382924634
Not an argument, just memeing it up because you don't like discourse. Hugboxers everybody.

>>382923914
Boring cartoon.

>>382924712
Why is it shit anon?

SJW shit

>>382924729
wtf I love BLACKED.COM now

gets good at episode 4

walking simulator

>>382923914
Complete dog shit form start to finish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFlMoAasW4A

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Alright. Good job capturing tbe feeling of the Northwest, won't play it again, saved Kate first try.

>>382923914
it's shit and people only like it for waifus and/or self-inserting as a teenage girl in a western setting. as a choice-driven story it's in the same boat as telltale games but worse, not only do your choices have almost no effect on anything but both endings completely invalidate everything you did the entire game and are not influenced by anything else you did the entire game.

/v/ secretly enjoyed it

If you're a grown man and you enjoyed this garbage, there's something seriously wrong with you

>>382924650
Yes because it was there that it told me that all the bullshit I had to sit through was for nothing, with the game frolicking away knowing I spent money and wasted time on it for a non existent payoff

>>382923914
Couldn't stand Max and Chloe, liked some of the cast, such as David and Kate. Frank was alright, don't think Warren is as bad as everyone makes out and Chloe's mom was alright. Victoria was a massive bitch. Some of the other characters like the skater guys and the cheerleader were cool, but you spend most of your time with Max and Chloe.

Ending was fucking terrible. Why you'd let the town get wrecked (and yes some people could have survived but that doesn't justify it, considering some, maybe even more people would have died as well, or the fact Chloe and Max decide to fuck off, and not even check if anyone they knew died, like I don't know, Chloe's own fucking mother.) I don't understand. People say it's in character for Max but that just means Max is a massive cunt.

Oh, and Max isn't even that cute.

>>382924816
>playing as a retarded millennial
>dealing with retarded millennial problems
>everything looks ugly as fuck

Not even superpowers can save this awful setting.

It's a bit strange.

The game is good if you view it from a third person. Like I'm a conservative but the protagonist is a progressive and that's okay. The characters are pretty well written. Fav characters are frank and david.

>>382924941
journey not destination e.t.c...

>>382925081
the journey was supposed to be a story driven by my choices and it wasn't. the destination in something like this should be the culmination of the important choices you made throughout the game.

>>382923914
I watched a cute girl sc2 streamer play it and I really liked it. It is similar to persona in a sense, a high school simulator, but this is based in Cascadia instead of Nipland, there is no grinding, and lots of drama.

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>>382924552
Both a shit.

There was only one decent girl in the entire game.

Max a perfect!

trash just like your marketing threads

>>382923914
ironic liking shit games is still supporting shit games

Ending aside, there's a huge plothole that makes this story make no fucking sense.

If altering Chloe's fate is what caused the whole fuck up disaster, then why was Max given the power to strongly implied her to do that?

oh and i enjoyed the music

Played the demo, left a terrible impression in every single aspect except for maybe voice acting.

>>382925030
Why are you so edgy and jaded?

>watch a video of this mess
>wonder when the textures are gonna pop in
>they never do
Huh...

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>>382924910
I dislike the game but it's not tumblr. If it were tumblr it would be like pic related.

>>382925298
Max is a dumb fuck idiot. Why didn't she go back to a week ago, and warn people about it? S;G did time travel and world lines stuff much better.

>>382925363
Now you tell me anon, how is the game good?

Couldn't get through the second chapter because I actually don't like playing as a fucking autist

>>382923914
why is this old hag trying to look like a cute teenager? who is she fooling?

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>>382925468
>Why didn't she go back to a week ago
>Why didn't she
>she

Found your problem.

>>382925174
>the journey was supposed to be a story driven by my choices and it wasn't

But it was. It's just the destination "didn't". And actually, you say no choices matter but technically, at the end you have to make a choice, and it will decide what ending you get so...

>>382923914
Pretty comfy, loved shitting on that blue haired selfish cunt the entire game, glad I let her ass die

>>382925484
You're responding to a different anon, dumby. Your post was obnoxious enough for me to stop scrolling and give you a (you).

I don't even like the game- found it borring- but it looks like you're just looking for retarded reasons to shit on it.

Would my girlfriend like this game?
I got it for her free on PS+ and she might start this weekend

>>382923914
the real cosplay needs dead eyes and shitty lip sync

>>382924434
>game
>>382924537
>game
>>382924640
>video games
>>382924687
>game
>>382924712
>plays
>game
>>382924941
>telltale games
>game
>game
>>382924995
>game
>>382925048
>game
>>382925174
>game
>>382925176
>play
>>382925186
>game
>>382925265
>games
>games
>>382925349
>Played
>>382925442
>game
>>382925484
>game
>>382925485
>playing
>>382925720
>game

>>382925508
>a cute teenager

Actually anon, she was trying to be the protagonist of Life is Strange.

I'm glad I could clear that misunderstanding up for you.

>>382925713
You know fucking damn well that traditionally in a C&C system people expect some of their big choices throughout a game to make a difference in the ending sequence. Don't spout technicalities and loopholes as if it's gonna change anyone's mind or make you "win" this stupid goddamn discussion

>>382925590
Nigga what the fuck is this trap epidemic. You gay as fuck. You have gay.

>>382925484
>amazing soundtrack
>nice artstlye
>relaxing pace
>cool use of camera angles
>interesting characters
>spooky last chapter in limbo land (those birds hitting dat window)

It's great

>>382925829
>Pure autism

>>382925909
sounds like a great movie.

>>382925829
Shit, yeah I need to stop doing that. Force of habit.

>>382925909
Literally nothing changes the ending. You have this amazing power to control time yet you can't use it to do what you want. I want to rob banks and steal shit from people but I can't. I would pay shit tons of money if this game had more freedom.

Tumblr: The videogame

>>382925909
>>cool use of camera angles
Fucking seriously? Getting a bit desperate there, eh?

it's a video movie

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>>382925806
>Your post was obnoxious

The king of irony himself has decided to grace us with his presence.

>/v/ likes SJW trash

I'm done

My opinion on it is that Max is my wife and you should stop posting photos of her without my permission.

>>382923914

Lesbian/gay propaganda shit to trick people into thinking that community is anything but subhuman trash.

>>382925858
>"win" this stupid goddamn discussion

This is the best bit about coming to 4chan for me. Some of you actually believe you "win" arguments here. Some of you actually come away from your monitor feeling like you saved the day. Kek. I know exactly what i achieve from this place wether i am correct or not: nothing.

>>382925998
The very same things i like about FFVII and Persona 4 in fact.

>>382926159
Europe time is always filled with reddit

>>382925806
>You're responding to a different anon

Actually, faggot, I was responding to the post I was responding to. Figures your dumb ass couldn't answer a simple question directed at YOU now, and have to resort to backpedalling and other wank.

And no faggot, a shitty setting is not a retarded reason to dislike a game.

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>>382926213
>>382926159
>>382926087
>>382924240

>>382926019
>Literally nothing changes the ending

>literally not listed in my things that i liked about it?

>>382926159
You will not be missed

>>382926403
>adding a question mark for no reason

Fucking retard.

>>382926093
Not really. I also like the way metal gear solid games and resident evil use camera angles too.

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>>382926230

>wah wah muh choices didnt matter in the end!!

It's almost as if... wait... as if though... no... hold on... that this might... actually... be... the point..??

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>>382925829

>>382926159
Please tell me where Life is Strange was SJW?

>>382923914
It's not a game and thus off topic.

>>382925829
forgot your meds

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>>382926517
>the point was to make a shitty non-game that served no purpose other than to waste your time
BRAVO! BRAVO! ENCORE!!!!

>>382926472
You seem to miss his point retard. Nice deflection.

Didnt play it. Watched walktrough. Made me sad because I'll never experiencie such teen/uni life in a seashore little town.
Sometimes I hate Europe. I want to store shit in lockers and go trick'o'treatin and have dormdramas and shit.

>>382926517
>the point is that choices don't matter
>it was trying to teach us this all along xd

Actually anon, choices don't matter only if you're a retarded little faggot.

bae>>>>>bay

>>382926727
Faggot

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>80 post Life is Strange thread I haven't been shilling

Shit guys where we at. Has the Warren beta poster come? We can talk about our favourite side characters in the meantime

>>382926585
Anything that comes out of Chloe's mouth

>>382926615
what, you mean like estrogens supplements to properly enjoy this walking simulator?

>>382926723
>You seem to miss his point

I don't give a fuck about yo..."his" point. Because he's a fuckwit who doesn't understand what a question mark is for.

So let me get this right, all the choices you make in this shit show don't really matter because the plot resolves with either you being a total degenerate or just being a somewhat degenerate?

I'm getting really tired of the oven-dodgers pushing their shit agendas into my hobby.

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>>382926710
And it sold so well that we are getting a prequel AND a sequel, and i can't wait to enjoy both and watch them sell really well too and watch faggots on /v/ cry more as we will have at least 2-3 threads daily for the duration of its release and threads again everytime it goes on sale or free.

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>>382926187

This thread perfectly exemplifies why it's the men that need to be checked
Fucking shitlords

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>>382926907
>tumblr gif
>"image"

>>382926834
So you actually don't know? Kek.

>>382926907
>tumblr gif
>phoneposter
wew
i'll also enjoy those threads for all the objective reasons why the game is shit and hoarding sfm porn

>>382924537
>tge most lesbian looking girl in the ehole game had condoms in her wallet
Chole?

>>382926978
Why do you come here, why don't you go to tumblr?

>>382926710
>>382926773
Fairly cut and dried case of 2deep4u.

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Great game. One of my favorites. It gets extra points for being one of the very few western games starring 2 females, and featuring a gay relationship to not feel pandering, forced, or political.

>hear life is strange is sjw butterfly effect shit
>find streamer on twitch playing it
>chloe character claims there are 74 genders
>uninstallfirefox.exe

I'm sure the rainbow pride cancer that makes so much of neo-/v/ loves this crap game. Glad the commies who made it didn't get a penny from me, I hope they commit mass suicide in whatever soulless brick wall and exposed ducts hipster shit hole they work in.

>>382927163
You're the most gullible fish ever.

>>382927257
>and featuring a gay relationship to not feel pandering, forced
There's a whole section of the game telling you why Chloe is a manipulative cunt who's just using Max to exploit her powers and it's completely dismissed in the last chapter.

how do you play this game?

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>>382927274
>A virtual girl says something
>Have an autistic fit over it

Have you tried relaxing anon?

>>382927027
>Not recognising based Cook

The gay is you anon

>>382923914
The worst """"game"""" I've ever played. This is the only title that /v/ has recommended me that I truly regret. Everything else, even if I didn't like it, I could see the merit it had and why someone would enjoy it. This piece of shit? Not only is it not a game, and not even in the over the top blockbuster way like Uncharted is which is at least somewhat entertaining, it has probably the worst cast of characters I have ever seen, with just vomit inducing writing to accompany them. If you unironically enjoyed this turd, you have no right to ever criticize someone else's taste in games.

>>382927274
>>find streamer on twitch playing it
Fuck off back to facebook you 14 year old

>>382927135
Yes. Surley you know about Life is Strange if you are posting in a LiS thread?

>>382927481
>oy vey, if you didn't pay for it, you can't critique it

Back in the oven, Motty.

>>382926376
Kek fucking tryhard kys

>>382927415
You don't, it's a shitty movie where all the scenes are retarded, the characters make completely unbelievable, thoughtless and contrived decisions that are all completely unrelated to each other.

>>382927274
>chloe character claims there are 74 genders

What is this falseflag shit?>>382927418

>>382927589
nah get rekt

>>382927645
thought as much

/pol/ here, glad to see /v/ is coming together to denounce LGBT political propaganda games.

Keep up the good work, boys.

>>382927582
Jesus fucking Christ you're retarded, underage, AND a /pol/ poster?
Fucking look up a gameplay video or pirate it instead of watching streamers you dumb fuck

I don't care that the girls kiss once or even that it's SJW, I care that it has terrible gameplay even for one of these sorts of games and it doesn't even have the decency to be average in writing quality to compensate.
The dialogue is cringy awful and the characters suck, the plot is 'hella' bad even if you ignore that it's full of holes and bad ideas.
It's one of the worst examples of inconsistent time travel rules in the time travel genre.
It is a very VERY bad game and I can't believe people can't see this. You have to be a braindead moron to like this, I don't say that about every game I don't like but this one in particular is a horrendous example.

>>382927550
I don't remember that at all

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>>382927257
I'll admit the lesbian shit wasn't as forced as I originally expected but that doesn't really change the fact Chloe and Max are two horrible cunts.

>>382927451
>>382927770
Looks like someone already posted my opinion for me before my post, ah well, at least I know there's sane people on /v/.

>>382927582
>casual racism

*yawn*
No one is impressed, weenie.

>>382927740
>getting this assblasted because some people like to watch and donate to cute girl gamers who aren't dumb lesbians with dyed hair
are you a fucking faggot or something?

>>382927451
I agree, but I do think I understand why people like it. It's either people who want to vicariously re-live highschool or /u/fags reaching for the bottom of the barrel. The game is truly abysmal though, the only thing I could say in it's favor is that it functions and is not a bug ridden mess. I played it for free and I felt ripped off.

>>382927418
Isn't this anti SJW if anything? She says something stupid about gun control, doesn't take the gun seriously, and then fucking shoots herself. It shows that her character is a dumbass, not that the devs are SJW.

>>382927740

>look up a gameplay video or pirate instead of watching streamers
>dumb fuck

Oh, ok, let me go look up a Youtube video of someone playing it...oh look, it's still the same game. It appears you have outed yourself as a dumb fuck, Schrodinger.

>>382927863
Chloe being a cunt I get, but how is Max one? She's a good person.

Is it at least good for unintentional humor? I've seen that scene where the protragonist (Max?) is being held prisoner by some guy and is bound to a chair or something. Then one of her friends comes in and apparently the player has to interact with an object to help him. I saw that the protagonist shouted YO THE CHAIR or something, the dude coming in kicked it in the general direction of the dude holding her hostage, and just got fucking shot
Laughed for a good few minutes

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>>382927984

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>All this negativity and hate

Have you tried being happy anon? You might even get a cute girl like Max to like you.

>>382927713
Kill yourself, subhuman trash

It's a Young Adult novel in video game form. Completely blows its time travel gimmick by not making it a real game mechanic and instead railroading you into VN tree branches. Well, that's all.

>>382927403
Sorry, it's been a while. What part exactly?

i'd drink her bathwater

>>382923914
one of the better telltale "games" but still pretty bad.

>>382928072
Except you don't have to listen to inane commentary. But retarded underagefags like you probably think facecams and epic jokes are the #1 way to enjoy a videogame
>Schrodinger
wat

>>382928119
Or she might just call you a good guy then ignore you after you save her life

>>382927418
But Chloe is shown again and again to just be a know nothing brash teen. She also writes "think like a man" why are you not taking that statement as seriously as some of her others?

>>382928086
>good

What's good about her?

>>382927984
/v/irgins lie, to you and to themselves, to fit in. None of the people who call this game "SJW" or whatever have played it. And they don't care because they already "know" the truth they've agreed on.

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>>382927797
Contents of Chloe's wallet:

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>>382928107
That's the same webm, dude. The point is that Chloe's character is never portrayed as smart, or as someone who makes good decisions or knows what she's talking about. When she treats a gun like a toy and says some stupid BS about men, that doesn't feel like the devs being SJW to me at all. It feels like characterization for Chloe being a dumbass. Why would they write Chloe to be a hateful moron, then make that particular character push their agenda? It doesn't make any sense.

>>382927418
>the ''SJW'' character is a fucking retard with no redeeming qualities
>the hero of the game is actually the right winger ex-military stepdad

really makes you think

>>382928269
Google Schrodinger's cat. Really, is there no bottom to the pit of your stupidity? Don't answer that, everyone knows pro-LGBT community/games people are the worst garbage on the planet.

>>382928393
So she's a degenerate slut
I hope that was your point

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>>382927984
You may be on to something, since the real hero was Pic related.

If anything I should have replied to >>382926834 as well, since it was proof Chloe says SJW stuff.

>>382928393
fucking disgusting

>>382928102
No, it's mostly just aggravating how bad it is. Play a David Cage game if you want to something that's so bad it's good, LiS is just plain bad.

>>382925829
Yes anon, adventure games are still games, even if they are shitty ones.

>>382928393
Jesus.

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Walking simulator for Western waifufags, the most cancerous waifufags of them all.

I got bored of it within an hour...and that was just watching it on Youtube. I really don't know why people praise this game when even games like Neptunia outclass it in every way, except for "muh writing" and "muh narrative" which aren't even needed in a game anyway.

>>382928453
This. Thinking the game is SJW because Chloe acts a bit like that is the most basic, surface level understanding of the game you could possibly have.

>>382928119
>Cute
>Max

Pick one.

>watching LiS
>blue haired cunt (forgot her name) starts ranting about how all men need to be castrated
>whatever, she's supposed to be an unlikable cunt
>max just agrees with her
>no options to disagree, all options lead to agreeing that men should be castrated
>later david walks in wrapped in a fucking american flag
>talks about how "all women need to learn their place in the kitchen"
>unironically tells max to make her a sandwich
>"how about a knucke sandwich?"
>18 year old tiny hipster girl literally punches this ex-military hardass and KOs him
>blue haired cunt rolls a joint and makes max smoke it
>they kiss over the unconscious body of her dad
>vampire weekend starts playing in the background

honestly stopped watching it at that point. vampire weekend is a fucking travesty.

>>382928180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMp4CgdBmEo
starts at 2:20

>>382928487
None of what you or I said had nothing to do with a thought experiment showing that the way we think about quantum mechanics is silly

>>382927984
>lesbian hates men and guns
>owns a gun and kills herself with a ricochet

Shame the round didn't hit her in the face, but being gunned down is what her kind deserves.

>>382926834
See >>382928441

Ep1&2 are fucking bad and boring
Ep3 is great
Ep4 meh
Ep5 is good but the ending destroy every choice you did in the game

Also: the fanbase as always is cancerous as fuck, with people that don't understand why some people don't like this game and scream like hamsters.

>>382928487
Got a Phd in Schrodinger's cat and I don't understand what you're trying to say. Explain your point.

>>382928497
Id love to meet some of you anons that equate your hopeless virginity with no nonsense straight thinking purity. At least she is having safe sex. My POINT anon was to show that Chloe also has sex with men. Not so dyke now huh? Or were you hooing to deflect the "dyke SJW" argument to the "slut" argument?

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>>382928617
>Hating on the best girl

Best thing since Katawa Shoujo.

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Wowsers

>>382928585
>>382928526

Safe sex at least. Do you all not have sex or something??

>>382928673
>HURRR PLAY THE GAME URSELF OR WATCH IT MY FAVORITE UTUBER PEWDIEPIE PLAY IT U FAGGOT!

As if me watching another person play it or playing it myself would make the game magically not have the same content anymore.

There, I connected the dots for you since your tiny and ineffective brain couldn't do it. This is the last (you) you get from me, so kindly fuck off back to /vp/ or /lgbt/ before you eventually do the world a favor and kill yourself.

>>382923914
Life was a mistake.

>>382928769
Wait, are we really going to pretend "lesbians" are a real thing instead of just being man-hating feminists that crave a good dicking?

>>382928837
Oh thanks for reminding me about that cancer.

>>382928682
>hates men
>when her dad was the most important person in her life

??

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>>382928924
>He thinks Lesbians can be cured by hard hetero sex
>Meanwhile he's a virgin

>>382928795
That's not Kate idiot. Or are you one of those faggot's who let her jump?

>>382928648
Do you mean the recap of Ep 4? How does that make Chloe look bad at all?

>>382928883
>OR WATCH IT MY FAVORITE UTUBER PEWDIEPIE PLAY IT
I'm fairly sure a pewdiepie playthrough wouldn't be commentary-free, and I bet he has a facecam on at all times as well
It's okay though, you can't know any better. You're part of the generation that think they've "completed" games because they watched their favorite streamer play them

>>382928983

Gays and feminists are mentally ill and unstable. Welcome to reality.

>>382929034
2:20 as in 2 hours 20 minutes

>>382928883
Hey man, no one cares about your little opinion about the game anymore. We just want you to explain this reference you made to Schrodinger's cat.

>>382928924
Simply ebin anon. Do you by chance walk up to discovered lesbians in bars and clubs and tell them your dick is the cure?

>>382928924
>muh magic dick

>>382929193
i don't visit gay bars because i'm not a fag

>>382929096
Maybe the way society (read: people like you) treat them and talk about them is what makes them ill?

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>>382925442
mot liking kora

are you gay ?

>>382923914

I really enjoyed the exploration. All the little touches in the environment and all the things Max could comment on. The journal and the optional photos. This is what's really missing from TT's games.

>>382929274
>>382929193
>>382929024
Why are you so mad about this?

>>382929317
>wahh im special and deserve special treatment

>>382929365
10/10 design but the character is shit
much like the entire show

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>>382929024

You've just admitted you either know nothing about sex or are a horrible lay.

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Lesbians on average have more orgasms than straight girls

>>382929274
You can just picture him at bars embarresing himself in front of two fag girls, looking back at his crew of asshats and winking the absolute madman, whilst they all gafaw, chimp out and slap their theighs at his banter.

>>382929193
>go to gay bar
R U gay wtf

>>382923914
Tfw no max gf

>>382923914
I want to live in arcadia bay.

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>>382929138
Ah, my bad. I feel like that part of the game, and Chloe's character as a whole really depends on your personality and interpretation. Lots of people thought she's a whiny, ungrateful bitch who takes advantage of Max. Others saw her as a damaged person with a tough past who makes horrible decisions, but is still worth sticking with. Neither interpretation is right, the game just means different things to different people.

>>382929317
If the LGBT suicide rates weren't higher in hell on earth like San Francisco and New York city, you could whine about how humans treat gays.

Remember, cut vertically for results!

>>382929316
>he thinks the gays don't go to his bar too
>he thinks that one big guy at his favorite "straights only" bar just really likes his shirt

>>382925829
>imagine being this autist

>>382929575

You want to live in a corrupt town that's going to be destroyed by a tornado?

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>>382929513
I really don't see why this is news. Lesbians focus on Oral and Fingering. Of course they will have more orgasms.

>>382929396
Because you don't seem to think it sounded retarded at all.

>>382929513

Right, just ignore the plastic storage bin filled with dongs and vibrators. Bumping clams is totally more enjoyable than getting penetrated. That last part was sarcasm

>>382929519
Nobody said that though anon. Freudian slip?

>>382929518
Wtf are you on drugs? Is this your sex fic? Show me the rest bitch.

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>Weebs playing the game in Japanese on youtube

>>382929732
Yea it looks nice.

>>382929876
>not watching ethiopians play it in france

>tumblr
>abloobloo can't enjoy things because it has gaaaaaaaaays ;_;
Now that that's outta the way,

>>382923914
Cost $2.00 with the Steam sale and entertained me for a couple days. Worth it. The time reversal mechanic was fun to play with, I found it really satisfying to be able to try multiple dialogue options and choose the one I liked the outcome of most, without multiple playthroughs. It wasn't spectacular, and has some plotholes in there, but I found it an enjoyable enough story and in all things, a story is what I enjoy the most in my media. Max grew on me some, but at the beginning I didn't like her much because the game is much too hamfisted with her "woe is me" attitude that she basically says straight up multiple times, rather than be more subtle about through her tone or the reactions of others. As that fell away, I found her more likeable.

>>382925186
>tfw I couldn't save her

>>382929851
>being this BTFO

>>382929828
not him but
>discovered lesbians in bar
most open lesbians are in gay bar.
t.bisex fag :3

>>382929625
>a damaged person with a tough past who makes horrible decisions
you mean like
>shooting a guy she owed money and his dog to death after robbing him
>treating her step dad like shit while he does everything for her
>saying she won't stop blaming other people for her problems because that would mean things were her fault and FUCK THAT

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>>382928564
>adventure

>>382929996
are you going to post the rest or not?

>>382929996
>post sex fic
>wow BTFO
??????????
show me the rest I want to fap now

>>382927418
WOW A CHARACTER FLAW, OMG MY GOD A CHARACTER FLAW HOLY SHIT WOW ANON WTF I HATE THIS GAME NOW. ISNT THAT CRAZY A GAME CAN WRITE CONFLICTED CHARACTERS WITH OPPOSING VIEWS AND THEN TO HAVE TO GROW UP? WHO WOULD OF FUCKIN THUNK IT?

>>382930227
Being a libtard cunt is not a character flaw, it's called being a typical democrat voter who works in a game studio and Mary Sues herself into a game.

>>382930227
literally triggered

>>382930096
Yeah, well. Up to interpretation. She is very flawed, and does lots of bad things, but some people could look past that.

>>382927984
ANON WAIT, please dont use logic here!
Please dont point out character flaws and how the game is literally about the journey from teenage years to adulthood, coming of age story? what the fuck is that?
you mean the characters have a journey and discover themselves and have character development??? Whaaaaa? Where's my weebshit with muh trap loli that loves anal sex???

Worst character of LiS: pompidou what the fuck is his problem? Is he HOMOPHOBIC?

>>382930351
But if the character with all the liberal opinions is purposely portrayed as a complete moron and bitch, how could that be considered pushing an agenda?

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>Every character in every game I play better have the exact same sexual orientation, gender and political views as me or it's shit.

It's like a thread full of people who chimp out whenever there's a action movie that stars a female but give shit like John Wick and Baby Driver a pass.

>>382930450
Doesn't the game literally end with the player having to choose to sacrifice the cunt or the entire city instead of going back in time?

>>382930159
They had noticed your inferior penis. The girls stifled chuckles as your bravado flagged and you changed course for the bathroom, pretending this was your intended destination all along. You could smell their musk--that primal womanly scent--as you passed by, their giggles still ringing in your ears.

"Fucking freak!" one yelled, slapping you on the ass. This drew raucous laughter from the others. Embarrassed beyond belief, you rushed for the bathroom and slammed the doors shut behind you. You took a moment to calm that. That was when you heard muffled scheming coming from behind the door:

"Hey, what about we rape that loser?"

>>382930434
>murdered a guy she owed money after getting caught robbing him
>well she's flawed it's up to interpretation
these are some next level mental gymnastics

>>382930450
Yeah but in the end nothing matter, so the "journey" is kinda ruined, eh

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Hmm...weird how the whole studio is nothing but fat, balding numale trash and fatfems.

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Eh, I mean the story is kinda meh, and some of the characters are shit, but fuck if it doesn't capture that autumn afternoon of your life feel.

The nostalgia of things that never existed, the eternal summer sunset, the feeling where in the afternoon you just want to drive away, north maybe, away. Plus le indie music which feeds into that. It's like weird slice of life faux nostalgia bait for me.

Same with Night in the Woods. A melancholy feel of growing up. An entire game with the aesthetic of silent hill 3's opening sequence.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_e8abf_Tds

Maybe it hits harder for normies who experienced things, or maybe it doesn't.

>>382928852
Can I get a source on this? Searching just leads back to 4chan again.

>>382930351
its really hard for me to believe there are people this fucking stupid in the world, its called character development you absolute daft retard.

They show her saying something stupid and then making a mistake, huh its almost as if... wait for it, its intended..... huh????? what??
Its almost as if they wrote her to be immature and to have her change her mind about things based on how things play out.
huh. i mean i know you dont get that watch pedophile moe shit but good god if you dont understand it dont even comment on it.

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Politics left out, it's just a walking simulator with a bad dramatic indie movie plot. You're most likely a girl who has a 3DS with New Leaf and Pokemon if you like this game.

>>382930607
Faggots get out.

>>382929568
>No Max gf to make you orgasm then rewind to do it all over again

>>382930774
>politics

What ones? Do you mean the part where that one security guard talks about elitest pricks?

>>382930718
normies don't make games

>>382930650
This is going in my folder.
More?

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>>382930774
>You're most likely a girl who has a 3DS with New Leaf and Pokemon if you like this game.


You might be right

>>382930774
>Walking Simulator
This has been so overused that it no longer holds any meaning. Also fuck you, Animal Crossing is fun.

>>382930908
jesus christ
i mean when people talk about this they always bring up politics, not the game itself

A good change of pase from the games i usually play.

>>382930718
>read dick nine
Uh!

>>382930682
she was defending her own friend and if I remember right it's up to player to let her kill Frank or not

>>382929513
Girls on average have more orgasms then men, because they jam vibrators against their clits. Women are just degenerate whores who abuse their sexuality.

>>382930724
This is quality bait. The writing in all those games are so fucking bad I wouldn't be surprised if it literally caused mentally ill people who were actually expecting something at all good to kill themselves.

>>382923914
Story is very generic, didn't deviate from most stories involving time manipulation.

Max a cute, though.

>>382931026
What color is your 3DS?

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>>382930682

It was a stressful situation. It's not like she was "DUDE LET'S MURDER HIM LMAO"

>>382931190
You going ape there?

>>382930227
Ooooh I get it now. She's supposed to be flawed and the player isn't supposed to sympathize with her political views
Surely then, the player (by proxy of Max) will be able to tell Chloe to fuck off to never see her again, right? Otherwise the point would be kinda ruined if they keep forcing this character on you. Or if they continually make Max agree with whatever she says without any player input, that would be terrible
And certainly you couldn't have an ending where you're supposed to have an emotional choice between this stupid bitch and and entire city, that wouldn't work at all with this character who you're not supposed to agree with

>>382930718
wow anon its almost as if they all look like average people. wow who would of thought that?

Dumb whore and annoying hipster blames their problems on society and everyone but themselves: the game.
PS none of your choices matter at all.

>>382931026
It's literally a walking simulator though, there are no other substantial game mechanics that you experience in the game.

>>382931283
Am I lying? they're just as bad as NEETS in japan that fuck silicon vaginas until their dicks are so raw and their foreskin so abused they need to start stimulating their prostate to feel anything.

Out culture is cancer when it comes to dealing and promoting masturbation as a whole.

>>382930718
>the two bears on the right
Mmmmmh....

>>382931334
>average
Oh America, your fatness never fails to make me laugh

>>382931334
>average people
to you

>>382930951
become a patreon to get early access on the rape scene

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Here's the lead writer for Life is Strange. Spoiler alert, he's a marxist boomer cuck.

>>382930607
Thats the motivation for gamergaters

>>382931437
I was just making a reference to the game, but how is our society cancer for allowing masterbation? Nothing wrong with it, and a whole lot better than sleeping around.

>>382931605
Not much of a surprise that the people who make games aren't unemployed white men with low education living in the countryside.

>>382931324
No retard, because Max isnt a blank slate character. if she was you could of ended the game before it even started and headed to vegas its not a fucking roleplaying game its like watching a movie.

>Huh wow i sure hate han solo he's sort of a coward
>wow are we really suppose to like han solo he's sort of a cocky cunt
>Wow why doesnt star wars just let luke skywalker say he's done with his friends and leave because i really dont like this han solo guy and nether should luke

>>382931279
Black, why?
>>382931405
Sure, the game is all about the story, world, and characters. Whats the problem with that?

>>382931672
>a whole lot better than sleeping around
What? Not a single person in history has ever chosen masturbation over sex

>>382931638
No it's not, it was about corrupt journalist willingly hiding information. Or it was until Sargon and /pol/ dicked it in the ass until it became "WAAAAH SJWS IN MUH MEDIA"

>>382931605
XDDD buzzwords are so fun!

>>382931794
I can't seem to recall the scenes showing the character development where Chloe stops being an SJW manhating cunt
Would you mind linking some of those scenes?

>>382931605
>Joyce in the top10 best mom
JOYCE IS A DUMB BITCH WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING
I FUCKING HATE HER SO MUCH.

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Lets talk some side characters.

Did you try and be friendly to Victoria?

Did you save the fat Tumblrite from being hit by various objects through the games

Did you Feed Kate's Rabbit?

>>382930741
No dice

No dykes pls

>>382931368
>PS none of your choices matter at all.

I must be the only anon in history to not give a flying fuck about this. Im sure the prequel will be the same but im ayill going to buy it day one.

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>>382931253
Sorry

Cloe has got to be the worst, most unlikable character in a video game ever.
I let that train run her over so many times, and rewound the "ow I shot myself fucking gun patriarchy" part at least twenty.
Only good parts, by the way.

>>382931934
I don't remember the scenes where she STARTED being an SJW manhating cunt. Surely you aren't talking about that scene in her room with the gun, right? A single line of dialogue mentioned offhand doesn't define her entire character.

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>>382925829

>>382931935
Joyce knows exactly whats going down most of the time. She knows that Max lied for Chloe and she knew they had broken into blackwell too. She is no fool. I like how David lied to the police to defend chloe by saying she was with him the night of the blakwell break in.

>>382923914
Its a bit strange

>>382932049
You are rare, the ending choice was lame.

>>382930718
deck nine
lmao
more like
dick, nein

>>382930450
Whoa, this guy's pissed over this shitty game. The journey in LiS was shit that was built around a relationship that wasn't engaging in the least.

>>382932192
That's true. When you're talking to a girl with bright blue dyed hair and she mentions offhand that she hates those goddamn problematic toxic shitlord cis men, that doesn't define her entire character. How dare I call her an SJW? She might be a pretty good gardener as well!

>>382931934
>Chloe sees her right wing step father isnt that bad afterwards and wants to start bonding with him
>if chloes dad doesnt she holds no political opinions and doesnt turn into a rebel.
>When max goes back in time again to accuse mr.jeffercunt eariler and win the contest the texts from chloe to max are about how she and her step father are now getting along

hur dur hold my hand anon help me explain to me the plot because i dont understand.

>>382931842
>Or it was until Sargon and /pol/ dicked it in the ass
Which already happened when it was still called "#fiveguys"

>>382930607
what the fuck is wrong with john wick? are you a faggot?

>>382932230
But she don't do anything, she watch and talk.

>>382932365
But she never really acts SJW. And besides, her character is supposed to be considered a moron and kind of a bitch. If she IS an SJW, shouldn't that make you happy?

>>382923914
tumblr: the game, now with more pro-sjw propaganda! KILL ALL MEN! CHLOE IS GOD!

>>382932269
Guess so. Even just had my second playthrough to get the platinum. I missed so much interaction the first time i was genuinly suprised. Good shit. I had no idea Julia was pregnant or that by trying so hard to make it up to Victoira you actually put her in harms way with Jefferson.

>>382932341
Id rather have people give opinions like this than meme opinions, your opinion is yours if you didnt find it engaging you didnt, no big deal. but the meme opinions are shit.

>>382932573
Not sure why you're circling back around to the actual start of the argument that I was also winning, but fine.
Would be kinda silly if this SJW character you're supposed to disagree with was the focal point of the ending, eh?

The game for the most part is okay, nothing special imho (I like more games like Until Dawn or TT From Broderlands) is betterthe problem is the fanbase.

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>>382924240

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Shit game, couldn't get past the first hour.

>>382928873
Masturbation does not require a condom

>>382923914
Max is mai waifu and is the cutest cute to ever cute

>>382934570
Wow anon.