/v/ plays Mad Libs

>>382921283
First word is a singular noun

>>382921351
dragon dildo

>>382921351
reddit

>>382921283
>>382921519
Next is a verb in past tense

>>382921738
knotted

>>382921738
reddited

>>382921283
>>382921791
Next is a verb ending in -ing

>>382921865
rushing

>>382921865
tying

>>382921283
>>382921907
Decided to switch things around early
Next is a plural noun

>>382922012
dog cocks

>>382922012
crips

>>382922012
redditors

>>382922012
balls

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>>382922051
Next is a celestial object (planet, moon, star, etc.)

>>382922201
Uranus

>>382922201
Dark Matter

>>382922201
Alien brothel ship

>>382922201
Uranus, obviously

>>382922201
TRAPPIST-1g

>>382921283
>>382922268
Next is a time of day (morning, noon, night, or a specific time)

>>382922402
Furry Time


>>382922281
>Alien brothel ship
>Where the alien sluts come to you
Fucking coooool.

>>382922402
4 AM

>>382922402
Tendies time

>>382922448
Why on earth did you pick 4 AM?

>>382921283
>>382922447
Next is an adjective

>>382922596
yiffy

>>382922596
Erect

>>382921283
>>382922621
Next is a verb ending in -ed

>>382922817
Ejaculated

>>382922817
Cucked

>>382922565
Because it's when you make chocolate pudding once you've lost control of your life

>>382921283
>>382922857
Next is one of the 6 interrogative words (who, what, when, where, why, how)

>>382922817
dilated

>>382922980
WHOOOOOOOO

>>382922980
NANI?!?

>>382921283
>>382922998
Such a lust for revenge...
Next is a singular noun

>>382923124
fox

>>382923124
faggot

>>382923124
Fox

>>382923124
burger

>>382921283
>>382923124
Disregard that, the noun can be either singular or plural

>>382923292
cummies

>>382923292
cakes

>>382923292
Still fox, faggot.

>>382921283
>>382923370
Next is a plural noun

>>382923430
dogs

>>382923430
Foxes

>>382923430
video games

>>382923430
Foxes, baby

>>382921283
>>382923489
next is a color

>>382923664
blullow

>>382923664
BLACK

>>382923664
chartreuse

>>382923664
Burnt umber

>>382921283
>>382923701
My bad, guys, but I have to go and won't be back until an hour later
I'll continue from here when I get back

>>382923664
Turquoise

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>>382923795

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>>382923795
i hope your thread dies retard

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>>382923795

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>>382923795
Just tell us the dangerously furry MGSV fanfic already.

>>382923795
What the fuck Anon.

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>>382923795

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>>382923795
whelp

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>>382923795

>>382921283
>>382923863
Okay, next I need someone to name a faggot.

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>>382923795

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>>382923795
Do it on your phone you fag lord

>>382923795
This is worse than buying the DLC for the real ending.

You are literally Hitler.

Well, it's okay.

The story was probably going to be something like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

>>382924279
the original poster

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So what are we going to do for an hour?

Ever seen a maned wolf?

>>382924792
I want to ____ ____ ___

>>382923795
not OP

>>382924792
I would suggest feetposting but i dont wany this thread to get deleted so...what you guys playing?

I burned myself out on crash trilogy so I've just bought darkest dungeon and looking forward to getting my ass kicked or whatever the game is about

Cute wolf

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>>382924792
>Bayonetta's fursona

>>382925131
FFXIV has it's dirty claws in me again. Fuck.

Monster Hunter World just needs to hurry up and come out.

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>>382925131
currently playing bioshock infinate
What's better, comstock columbia or vox columbia?

>>382925131
Currently sitting on the replay screen of SFV, I've been on somewhat of a roll today despite only four hours of sleep. Thinking of jumping back into RE7, just finished the Happy Birthday tape on that.

>>382926014
yes

>>382926014
I'm scared of dogs, but she seems friendly enough.

>>382925483
I loved my time with xiv. Might go back to it once I have a decent PC because I've been playing on ps4 and it's not ideal

>>382925726
Wasn't a big fan of infinite but comstock I guess since I'm white and don't really care about Christian conservatism or whatever. I'd have to accept that all my weeaboo games would be banned and censored buy whatever

>>382925950
Looking forward to playing re7 but can't justify a buy until it goes below £20

>>382926014
Y

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>>382924486
>tfw it got stuck in my head

God fucking damn it.

Bump. Come on OP!

>>382925131
I bought Portal 2 after years of playing it on ps3
also enjoying FFTAdvance on my 3ds for the first time, pretty rad and addicting game

>twenty minutes to go
>thread is close to dying
Way to go, OP. Should have done this after your stuff.

>>382921283
OP here. Really sorry for the delay, but I forgot I had to go pick up a friend from the airport. I'm currently waiting around for him.
I can't continue the game since I have the monologue saved on my computer, but I should be back to continue before 5 pm ET
Again, sorry for being a forgetful person

FUCK

Anyone want to yiff? Post f-list.

>>382928846
Okay, say hi to your friend for us!

Bumpy

Bumping the thread like an asshole again...i just wanna see those mad libs bros...

Isn't this going to eventually turn into Rude Libs?

>>382921283
>>382923795
Ok I'm finally back. I'll make sure to double check that I have nothing else to do when doing this kind of stuff in the future.
Anyway, the next word I'm looking for is the name of an old kingdom (can be real or fictional)

>>382933669
Cunny Kingdom

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>>382933669
kingdom of anime girls

>>382921283
>>382934043
Next is a verb ending in -ing

>>382934183
nasal-ing

>>382934183
laughing

>>382934183
berating

>>382934183
waiting

>>382921283
>>382934438
Next is a verb that ends in -ed, but preferably expresses emotion (i.e. hated, loved, treasured, cherished)

>>382934780
Berated

>>382934780
Regretted

>>382921283
>>382934994
Next is a singular noun

>>382935161
Dickgirl

>>382935161
incel

>>382935161
boipussi

>>382921283
>>382935290
Next is another singular noun

>>382936620
fungus

>>382936620
Dick

>>382921283
>>382936752
Next is a number greater than 1

>>382937212
420

>>382937212
1

>>382937212
9001

>>382921283
>>382937571
Next is a part of the body
Please try to think beyond genetalia

>>382937713
Basal ganglia

>>382937713
toe

>>382937713
Feet

>>382937713
glabella

>>382937713
ear lobe

>>382937713
skull

>>382921283
>>382937887
Next is a plural noun

>>382938103

webbed toes

>>382938103
nostrils

>>382938103
Hungry hungry hippos

How many more to go anyway?

>>382938103
robots

>>382938103
tax collectors

>>382938103
Memers

>>382938103
Nanotubes

>>382921283
>>382938216
Next is a singular noun
>>382938202
About 5 more

That _________ is __________ a _________

>>382938459
Hamplanet

>>382938459
spider

>>382938459
Calendar

>>382938459
throne

>>382938459
Drumpf

>>382921283
>>382938615
Next is yet another singular noun

>>382939050
trap

>>382939050
superminicomputer

>>382921283
>>382939168
Next is one more singular noun

>>382939498
chocolate pudding

>>382939498
Chopstick

>>382939498
dragon

>>382939498
Onahole

>>382921283
>>382941475
Okay, now I need a pronoun.

>>382941812
Xe

>>382941812
Xir

>>382941812
Loli

>>382941812
Them

>>382941812
Zie

>>382921283
>>382941913
Lastly I need a preposition.

>>382942310
Inside

>>382942310
Into

>>382942310
Over.

This isn't vidya, get the fuck out.

>>382942480
>Is a game
>over a computer screen
Seems vidya to me

>>382942310
beyond
Now you better deliver.

>>382942480
This isnt r/games boyo. Learn your place and shit your wee pie hole

C'mon OP we've been waiting hours!!!

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bumparino

Okay one more thing I need a dank meme.

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>>382944250
GAMESPHERE

Next I need something you'd find on reddit.

>>382944645
Sadness

>>382944645
OP

REEEEE WHERE'S THE MADLIB

>>382944645
Numales

Woops I was wrong I need one more thing. Give me the name of a faggot who got ebinly troled :^)

>>382945102
me

>>382924304
That comic is shit anyway

Fuck i really trusted OP this time. Is this what it feels like to be cucked? It hurts...

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>>382946026

Dragon Dildo, Dragon Dildo never changes...

>>382946641
When atomic fire knotted the Alien Brothel Ship, those who cucked did so in cakes

>have this thread up for what feels like forever
>check back hours later
>OP still hasnt delivered
What a faggot

>>382946929
When they Ejaculated, their inhabitants set off across the ruins of the kingdom of anime girls to build Cunny kingdoms, establish cummies, forming redditors

>>382947441
As furry time passed, what had been Uranus united beneath the flag of the New Faggot Republic, dedicated to kingdom of anime girls values of webbed toes and the rule of loli. As the Republic grew, so did its needs. Foxes spread east, seeking territory and wealth, in the dry and merciless expanse of the Turquoise Desert. They returned with tales of a tax collector untouched by the cummies that had scorched the rest of the world, and a great wall spanning the Trump River.

>>382948032
The NFR reddited its balls and sent it east to occupy the Burger Dam, and restore it to working condition. But across the Trump, another society had arisen under a different fag. A vast army of redditors, forged from the conquest of 69 memers: OP's Legion.

>>382948482
Through it all, the Boipussi Strip has stayed open for business under the control of its mysterious overseer, Mr. notop, and his armY Of BLACKS and vidya games.

You're welcome

>>382921283
>>382939498
>>382939768
Ok I am sincerely sorry. Something else came up and I just got finished with it. I swear on my life that I have nothing else to do tonight though.
Now let's finish this shit.
I need the name of a type of silverware or cooking device

>>382949030
IT'S ALREADY BEEN DONE, CUNT

>>382949161
NIGGA WE STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED MINE YET

>>382949030
ive been hurt too many times, OP

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>>382949030
>Something else came up
If this isn't OP I swear.

Spork

>>382949030
electric onahole

>>382949252
I WAS HERE WHEN YOU WEREN'T, YOU FUCKING SPECKLED CUNT

>>382921283
>>382949296
I'm really sorry honestly. Tonight ended up being more busy than I anticipated
>>382949301
Yes it is me
Lastly, I'll need a verb in the future tense

>>382949546
How about this.You post mine in the same post as yours.

>>382949546
will suck

>>382921283
>>382949767
And done! Here is the finished product:
My country lay within a vast dragon dildo. When the sun knotted into the sky, a tying wind punished my redditors, searing the world. And when the dark matter climbed into the dark of furry time, a yiffy gale cucked our homes. No matter WHOOOOOOOO it came, the wind carried the same thing… cakes. But the foxes that blew across the BLACK fields of the Kingdom of Anime Girls brought something other than laughing and ruin. I regretted that dickgirl, I suppose. It can only be called fungus. …That here, I would again gather the 9001 with the crests. …That I should lay my ear lobe on that which grants the tax collectors of the beholder… That when calendar, wisdom and superminicomputer come together, the gods would have no choice but to come down… The chocolate pudding of the gods… The Spork! He who will suck it will have whatever he desires granted!
Once again, I deeply apologize for the delays. I'll do these at night from now on to avoid them

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>>382949958
>people waited hours for this

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>>382946641
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>>382948907
>>382949006
The better one

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>>382949958
I WAITED THIS LONG FOR A WIND WAKER SPEECH

>>382950198
>>382950298
>>382950315
At the very least, consider this a test run. If you guys would like to submit some vidya monologues to mad lib in the future, I'd appreciate it