>switch internet on >hard disk starts making transfer noises

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You have internet that you have to switch on or off? My internet is just always on.

>>382920228
it's called update

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>install software
>it has a "helper" exe that runs on startup
fuck right off, not even all drivers have that why would your shitty program need to?

Nice windows10

>press power switch on PC
>turns into a bayformer and leaves the house
>through the wall

motherfucker

This sub is such a fucking shithole. Kill yourself.

>>382921992

Because believe it or not the average user wants stuff like that so when they launch the app it's ready and they don't piss and moan that it's updating when they launch it.

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>down load loli hgames
>finished fapping
>load up netflix
>theres a new user that i didn't add

>host all your data in the cloud, it's perfectly secure and reliable!

Does anyone actually believe this? You'd have to be insane to do this, right? Especially when you can get a 1tb drive for like 50 bucks.

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>Hack your 3DS
>System will now update

>>382923808
Use Truecrypt (discontinued, now veracrypt, research whether an old version of truecrypt or new veracrypts are more trustworthy, they are both open source) or use spider oak which encrypts your data before sending it to the cloud server - which means they can't peak at your files themselves

>torrent game
>custom installer
>keygenjukebox.net

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in just windows pre fetching your tranny porn you fag.

>leave computer idle for a while
>hdd starts making noises
>move the mouse
>hdd stops

ok microsoft the jig is up

>>382923648
>sub

Uh oh

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>boot Windows 8.1 Pro
>indian poo comes out of it
>boots into Windows 10 instead

>>382920459
Presumably he turns off his router when he isn't using it.

>>382920228
>>382920459
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>>382921992
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>>382925232
Ok is this 9gag or just summer

>>382920228
>make funny meme
>get a call from cnnisis

>>382925456
Neither. This is the newer residents of 4chan. Please treat them kindly

>Switch internet on

:thinking:

>>382925456
>>382925576
Despite your desperate need to feel like 4chan is your secret club, no posts youre referencing indicate anyone is new.

>>382925456
us oldfags amirte? xd