> this is a pokemon these days Pathetic

it's explicitly not a pokemon

wub a lub a dub dub

>>382919031
but it isn't a pokemon

>>382919031
What's wrong with it?

>>382919031
>hating on based xurk
fucking kill yourself

>>382919031
It is not a pokemon it is a pseudo digimon

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>not liking wavy wyliie electrical man
neck yourself genwunner

>>382919126
>>382919172

is this a new meme?

shit pokemon designs are no longer considered pokemon

>>382919575
it literally isn't a pokemon though
the ultrabeasts aren't pokemon

>>382919031
>now

>>382919575
It is not a pokemon, it is an ultrabeast they look less classic and more ayy lmao.

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>>382919663
>>382919854
The Ultra Beasts (Japanese: ウルトラビースト Ultra Beast) are a group of extradimensional Pokémon originating from Ultra Space

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Charmander is literally a orange lizard with fire on his tail, Bulbasaur is a toad with a plant on his back and Squirtle is a blue turtle with a different tail. But they are all Gen 1, so the designs are amazing, right?
Fuck off.

>>382919151
exaclty my first thought

>>382920161

>The designs are based off of actual animals
>Why do they get a free pass and not my walking pair of electrical cords?

>>382920161
They don't look like shit though.

>>382920161
i'm not a genwunner, i just think these pokemon look stupid as fuck.

and sitting here and saying "they aren't pokemon" makes you look really, really dumb.

The entire point of UBs was that they look unconventional because they're not from the conventional reality. This is explained, much like everything else in the game, in the most basic, chewed up form imaginable and is impossible to miss if you play the game.

>>382919031
>not wanting Christmas lights for Pokemon

>hating based xurkitree

Neck yourself op

>>382919031
>It's POKEMON RIIICK

>this is a 4chan post these days
Pathetic

>>382919908
>bulbapedia as a source
end yourself my dude

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>>382919031
>talking shit about the best Ultra Beast

>>382920254
But it is based off of something in real life, electrical cords.
>But its not an animal!
Voltorb, Electrode, Magnemite, Magneton, Grimer and Muk exist.

>>382919908
See they are aliens.

I would prefer if the art style of the ultrabeasts contrasted a fuck ton with the regular art style of pokemon but whatever.

>>382919126
>>382919172
>there is a specific context given in the pokedex for why this pokemon looks like hot garbage, so it's ok!
>this one isn't technically a pokemon so it's ok for it to be designed like dog shit!

The delusion keeps getting more desperate as the gens go on.

>>382919854
>its not a pokemon
>All UBs can be captured in a pokeball

Thinking emoji

>>382919031
Is this the worst set of new Pokemon to date?
>the absolute state of this series.
http://serebii.net/sunmoon/pokemon.shtml

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>>382920928
my bad bro direct me to your a1 pokemon source

>>382920254
>They are based on animals so they are good!

never understood this logic

I like Charmander and the other starters, but a mon like Magnezone has a design far superior to them

>>382921191
Gen 4 was worse

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>>382920254
See, the thing is with NuPokemon fans is that they accept literally anything as a good design. They have zero standards.

Here's a sample of the doodoo they spill down the gullet.

>>382920464
>and sitting here and saying "they aren't pokemon"
>he didn't play the game
loling @ you

>>382919126
>>382919172
>>382919663
>>382919854
>>382920928
>>382921048
Oh, so you can't catch and train them? Then what's the point?

>>382921140
Oh, so they're just full of shit, then.

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>>382919126
> can catch it and use it in battle
> not a pokemon

>>382921301
Even if they're classified as Pokemon, what kind of sub-5th grade retard can't understand a completely different dimension would have different evolutions than ours?

>>382921191
They're pretty good. I like how the series keeps getting more and more specific with animal/plant bases.

>>382919031
Is that Killua's new form?

>>382921435

I love all ghost pokemon, especially the ones that explicitly murder people.

>Buried beneath the castle are masses of dried-up bones from those whose vitality it has drained.

>>382921759
>not choosing the bustiest shortstack

might as well tell your parents you're gay now

>>382921435
I would gladly take this over shit like Exeggcute, Voltorb, Grimer, Mr. Mime, and whatever unholy abomination Jynx is supposed to be. Not to mention the 80% shitmon pile that is gen 2

>>382921532
>Oh, so they're just full of shit, then.

Yeah, dont listen to the tards that scream "its not a pokemon"

UBs can be captured, battled with and gasp.... registered in a pokedex

They just look unconventional

>>382921532
They're harder to catch in pokeballs, but have like a 70% ratio on Beast Balls (which are not poke balls)

Ultra beasts themselves are not pokemon, but you can pretty much do the same thing to them as you would do to a pokemon

>>382921851
>write edgy 2 liners
>design becomes good
couldn't prove his point any harder

I like it. It's what I would have envisioned an extradimensional Pokemon to look like.

>>382920161
lizard, frog, turtle. All animals you might find and put in a shoe box while exploring in the woods and try to take home as pets. Take this concept and make a game out of it

>>382919031
Ultra beasts remind me on angels from Eva but for the pokemon audience. I like them, fuck you

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>>382921532
Think of them as Pokemon that came from an alternate dimension. They also look very different from most Pokemon as well, their body proportions are more exaggerated than regular Pokemon as well.

>>382922248
so I can make magnets into a pet?

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>>382921598
you know this isn't real life, right?

you know that since they're designed as pokemon in a pokemon game, they're pokemon.

get a grip, go outside.

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>>382919031
>Hating on the best Ultra Beast

Out of all the broke ass Ultra Beasts, Xurkitree was one of the more intresting ones, having rather eh stats outside of its fucking absurd Special Attack.

If you're shitting on its design then I remind you we have Pokémon which are piles of sludge, a pokéball, a pile of eggs, ice cream, a washing machine and as of late an actual anchor.

Get yeh head out your ass anon.

>>382922021
>beast balls are not pokeballs

Reaching

>>382922248

I would also love to have a rock with arms as a pet.

>>382922030
>pokemon's typing is associated with death
>having a description that includes death makes it edgy
I'm sure you shit on the fun ghosts for being too cartoony too.

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You're all memeing right? How can you hate a monster made out of electrical cords? Love thus guy, it's a unique idea for a creature.

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It's not a Pokemon

It's a ultra beast

Takao unno mostly likely gonna be game director for ultra sun and moon

He was director of black and white 2. So USM should have a ton of content

Alright Pokebarneyfag, how much longer are you gonna keep making these threads

>>382921048
clafery is an alien whats your point

>>382922431
>an actual anchor.
If we wanna get really technical it's algae wielding an anchor as a weapon. That's why it's Ghost/Grass instead of part steel

>>382922681
>Takao unno mostly likely gonna be game director for ultra sun and moon
source: my ass

>>382922558
>>382922385
are you implying that kids dont go into the woods and try and make pets out of turtles, lizards and frogs (hell even rocks)? Because that is the concept of Pokemon. Yeah, Mr.Mime, Jynx, and magnets are all dumb. Doesnt excuse the franchise from cranking it up to 11 on the sequels

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>>382922417
>Entire plot device based around them being weird aliens that don't fit any traditional Pokemon conventions
>Wow, go outside for having logic!
You're everything /v/ needs to stop being.

>>382921937
I dunno the embarrassed one next to it is pretty good too.

>>382919031
That's an Ultra Beast you dumb nigger.

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Reminder golurk is cooler then any gen 1 pokemon.

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>>382919031
>mfw still remember all the theories on UB's being characters from S/M
Man did we ever go so wrong

>>382922417
>i only disregard logic when it doesn't fit my narrative

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>this is a genwunner's definition of good design
>literally just a snake
Pathetic.

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>>382919031
Stop lying
They are equally well represented

>>382923017
Yeah ekans is a little too simple honestly, if it took more traits from Arbok it would be better.

>>382923017
I mean, kids go into the woods and try to make pets out of snakes. Pokemon red/blue took place on earth and was more grounded with its designs.

>>382922793
His twitter account u dumbass

>>382923121
if anything arbok needs ekans' eyes

>>382922813
the point was that pokemon wasn't about kids making pets out of animals. It was making pets out of pokemon

>>382919031
Fuck you, I like it

>>382923259
are you autistic? The games where developed by humans who based the concept of the game on experiences from their childhood. yes, the magic fighting animals that players capture and train in Pokemon are called Pokemon. But the ideas and concepts come from real life.

>>382923058
genwunners/inanimate objectfags btfo

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>genwunners will defend this

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>>382921435
In comparison to sentient sludge or whatever the hell Magnemite is suppose to be? How about Tangela which is literally a ball of moss.

/r/PerfectLoops material.

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What the fuck is this design? It's just a red and white ball with eyes! And it's "evolution" is just the damn thing turned upside down and different eyes! What the fuck were they smoking when they designed this shit?

>>382919854
>>382919908
>Alien Pokemon
>its a bunch tied electric cable
You know they could just give all these object-based pokemons the lore that they are actually just ghost pokemons that possessed something, there you have it, problem solved

>>382923426
so what if it was based on their childhood? Does that mean that every single pokemon has to be based on a real life animal or something kids tried to make a pet out of?

>>382923426
The games are called pocket monsters in Japan

Monsters. Gen 1 had objects like maganamite which is a magnet

It's not always animals

>>382920161
I can smell all the /vp/ BO from this thread. Go back to grinding your 10 iv ev whatever loser shit games, autists.

>>382923457
works as a mimic since Pokeballs are just storage devices
>>382923482
literally nothing wrong with slime monster or vine monster. they fit the themes of an adventure game perfectly

>>382923204

Every single region is based on a real world location. WTF are you even talking about?

>>382923671
Just asking then, garbodor is fine right?

>>382923778
1-4 is Japan

Gen 5 is New York

Gen 6 is France

Gen7 is hawaii

>>382923608
Truth. The shills can fuck themselves.

>>382923568
>>382923482
>>382923457
>/vp/fats deflecting to the "muh voltorb/grimer!" inbetween shitting their diaper and eating their doritos

Take a shower autists.

>>382923895
Gen 6 was such fucking trash.

Holy shit, nu-/vp/oke$$$hills are getting FURIOUS in this thread

>>382923598
>Does that mean that every single pokemon has to be based on a real life animal or something kids tried to make a pet out of?
No. The Pokemon franchise as a whole is completely removed from the original designs and concepts of pokemon r/g/b. They dont even take place on the same planet or universe. Yes, the canon story says they do. But before the anime and the pokemon franchise, it took place on our Earth and was based on the concept of taking an animal home to keep as a pet. I really like the originals in concept, design, story, and gameplay. I dont really enjoy the Pokemon Franchise. Does that make me a genwunner?

>>382923902
>when you have no argument but can't let them get away with it

>>382923895
except now theyre only based on those places losey, but infact take place in a Pokemon Universe.

>>382923895

Yes that 's exactly what I said. Are you retarded?

>>382923954
very fitting then

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>>382923426
>>382923970
what animal is this based off of again?

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>>382923671
>a sand caslte gaining sentience is stupid
>but a ball of tree moss having sentience fits perfectly!

>>382923902
Explain why you would defend the inanimate objects in Gens 1-2 as opposed to ones in 3-7.

>>382921039
they all look bad except grimer/kum, because they actually look like monsters

>>382922457
go back

>>382924069
lumiose city In x and y is basically Paris the gym is in the effile tower

>>382923970
>>382924069

Holy fuck. How is someone this delusional?

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>>382921301

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>>382922690
>anyone who shits on SM is Pokebarneyfag.
Keep eating shit Pokefag.

>>382924202
the concept of capturing it it based off of interactions with animals. No, not all pokemon are animals. That doesnt excuse gens 2 - 6 though. Im trying to be patient with your autism

>>382923970
No, that just makes you autistic. Even if it is conceptually taking an animal as a pet, the premise is only tangentially related to it. You don't do battles with a pet, you don't go around the region to train pets and you don't use them in a cockfighting league

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Why is one ok but other is shit lol

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>>382919031
> Vulpix is now an ice pokemon

/v/ will literally and unironically defend this.

>>382923058
OP eternally BTFO

>>382924506
>that doesn't excuse gen 2-6
Yes it does.

>>382924541
>You don't do battles with a pet, you don't go around the region to train pets and you don't use them in a cockfighting league
you see, thats what I call making a game out of a concept. You guys dont think they didnt base the original premise of bug collecting, do you? The franchise is different and its own thing by now compared to the concepts so I understand why the idea is challenging

>>382924506
MY autism? lmao you're the one deciding what is and isn't okay completely arbitrarily

>>382919031
That thing is awesome though.

>>382924659
bullshit, you just got that from deviantart.

>>382924428
He is sort of right. The gen 1, 2 and 3 games take place in a diffrent universe from everything after that. The remakes do take place in this new "Mega" universe.

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>New Pokemon are ba-

>>382924614
theyre both shit. Pokemon shouldnt have made it past gen 3.

>>382921435
> NuPokemon

SuMo is the Sonic 06 of Pokemon, right?

I'm onto you, fucker.

>>382924795
ice vulpix is real

>>382924818
-d

>>382923457
>>382923568
Was just about to post this.
Enough said.

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>>382924614
>one incorporates magnets while still having a unique design.
>one is just gears with faces on them.
Pic related is Magnemite if it were designed today.

>>382924807

That's obviously not what's he's talking about.

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>>382919031
>This was a pokemon 20 years ago

oh no pokemon always had some shit designs what are you going to do????

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>>382922962
They were enjoyably dumb though and I don't think I would have minded them being real

>Guzma actually being destruction in human form

>>382924818
Looks like a vagina. Another garbage nu-/vp/oke$hill furbait

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G1 had shite designs as well

>>382925098
send ;^)

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>>382924795

>>382925020
>Magnemite is just a bunch of screws and magnets tacked together.
>Klink line are just a bunch of gears tacked together

I literally see no difference.

>>382924750
which brings us back to our point, even if it was in concept, about making animals into pets. The original game wasn't in any way, shape or form, about it, so why should they limit themselves to just animals?

>>382921435
Is that a ghost ground type?
Really good design

>>382925098
> Looks like a vagina

So you haven't seen a vagina then. Figures.

>>382925203
b-but my childhood

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>>382920161
Damn shame Bulbasuars final evo makes him the shittiest

>>382925036
that is what Im talking about though. Im just not reducing it too simple terms

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>>382924614
Both are shit, I just want real edgy machines, fuck robot pokemon designs they are always crap.

>>382925158
NOOOO DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

>>382925245
it wasnt and they didnt? are you agreeing with me?

>>382925316
>different timeline = being outside earth

Yeah you're an idiot.

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>>382921048
so ailiens cant be pokemon? then what is this?

>>382925203
One is an original design, the other is two gears

If you draw Magnemite, someone could recognize it as Magnemite. if you drew the gears, people would see it as two gears

>>382925465
no, I'm disagreeing with your original post about pokemon being about making animals into pets

>>382924614
It's like people seem to forget Pokemon stands for POCKET MONSTERS! Monsters can be anything, animals, machines, whatever. Now one can argue they don't like the newer designs, and that's fine. Just don't make up your rule set of rules in regards to what a Pokemon should be.

>>382919031
Groovy

>>382925498
okay, and youre Mr. Nice guy Pokemon Master

>>382922320

i mean, i know what this is, but it still looks like it could be something's stage 3 evolution.

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>>382925307
>He dares shit on venusaur

>>382925610
This thread is literally for nothing but baiting anon. You're correct, but the effort isn't worth it.

>>382925530
A virus that mutated in outer space.

>>382919031
He looks pretty damn chill, what's the matter?

>>382925553
it is about that. The animals are pokemon. Pokemon includes shit like geodude and magnemite.

>>382921435
> Sand Castle is worse than having a human clown and a blonde nigger lady as a pokemon

Genwunners unironically need to have several limbs broken at once if they think this.

Find me a Pokemon design that's worse than Jynx or Mr. Mime. No, seriously.

>>382925387
i literally bought digimon cyber sleuth for my ps4 about 3 days ago and picked this thing. but let me tell you something, this game is so bad. it feels like super garbage like they didnt even try. the turn based battles are horribly easy and are just not enjoyable, especially hard mode what the fuck? everything looks like ass. the enemies attack by ramming the air, and the special moves look like shit. i was like oh man i never really played digimon before, and thats the last time i ever will. didnt even make it past an hour. can't even turn the camera or anything in the hubs. everything just looks like shit

>>382925810
we hated jynx and mime in the 90s too. We didnt want more pokemon like that. Shit was lame. 6 gens later they actually wont stop.

>>382925783
yes, pokemon includes things that are non-animals. You said in your original post that it was about kids making pets out of animals. So pokemon aren't animals at all, even if it was, in concept, about that. Thank you for agreeing with me

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>>382925810
Don't forget the kum Pokemon

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>>382925810

>>382922320
Easily the most disappointing thing about Sun and Moon was the fact Ultra Beasts wasn't tied to the major players in the story. I still remember when people assumed Pheromosa and Nihiligo were Lusamine and Lillie respectively and how Guzma was >>382919031. Shit would've been x10 more interesting if that were the case.

>>382919031
*buuuuuurp* Arceus isn't real

>>382925992
We do agree, but your autistic. My case was brought up because someone tried to imply that squirtel, charmander, and bulbasaur were dumb. I simply stated that they are the foundations of the entire concept that spawned the franchise which is digital bug collecting/battling. Youre just also hung up and key words that triggered you.

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>>382925765
"Deoxys emerged from a virus that came from space. It is highly intelligent and wields psychokinetic powers. This Pokémon shoots lasers from the crystalline organ on its chest"

so deoxys is an ailien lifeform

>>382925810
That sand Pokemon is really cool. I never really liked Mr. Mime or Jynx but I like Smoochum and Mime Jr. I think Illumise and Volbeat are shittier though.

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>>382921435
Not really, i hate sandcastle.
This one i like though.

>>382926148
ah, sorry about that. You just made it seem in your post that pokemon was only about real life animals. Have a nice day anon

>>382924614
I hated gen 5
But i've warmed up to the new mons and a lot of my favorites are in it
>Galvantuala
>Herdier
>Hydreigon
>Chandelure

>>382921976
That's because you enjoy eating shit you fecal-toothed goblin

>>382919031
>1 out of the 700 pokemon

Still better than any pokemon made in those shitty fan games

>>382926081
Close, but no cigar.

Conkeldurr still looks like it own distinct creature and not a fucked-up human.

The entire evo line was a pretty stupid idea, though.

>>382926371
k

>>382926391
It's not a Pokemon

It's a ultra beast. Op needs to realize they weren't trying to make it look a Pokemon

>>382919031
not even surprising, they started doing pokemons from real life animals and insects, now that they're out of ideas, they're gonna do pokemon out of fucking everything they can...

>>382926621
ultra beasts are pokemon. just another classification

Pokemon hs always been full of wacky things and terrible designs. Pokéfags stopped caring a long time ago

>>382926081
>>382926437
All they needed to do is change the nose and bulb thing on his head to something less ridiculous
I mean this is what they tried to replace Machamp with?

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>>382922312
>Eva

My nigga, I thought I was the only one who watched that show

>>382925547
>a bunch of magnets
>original design

lmao kys

>>382926761
No there not. There not from Pokemon universe but ultra space

>>382919031
H-hey *burp* Morty! Let's catch some interdimensional monsters.

>>382926851
>I thought I was the only one who watched the most popular anime ever made

>>382924659
delta pokemons have existed since forever

>>382926960
that is just an alternate dimension. they are the pokemon there in that dimension. they even say it in the game

>>382926851
>thought I was the only one who watched that show

Eva is one of the mainstream anime, the fuck


Its as known as totoro and spirited away at this point

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>>382926851
P-palkia?

>>382919126
>>382919172
You can catch it in a Pokeball, therefore it's a Pokemon.

This is not up for debate.

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>>382919031
That one's good tho.
That said, there are some fan creations that could pass for real things, honestly.

>>382927219
>Literal god of reality is a pokemon
>so is the god of time
>so is the god of space
But let me tell you why these alternate dimension shit hunks aren't pokemon

>>382926950
Yeah it's an original design, sorry /vp/

>>382927306
Quakstak and Wardroab are GOAT designs

>>382926950
have you ever seen a magnet before, you retard? the ball and the bolts between the two actual magnets aren't magnets

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>382924659
>He doesn't understand the concept of regional variants
Ice type Vulpix are exclusive to Alola; your precious original 150 isn't tarnished because they don't exist in Kanto. Not even worth a (You).

>>382919031

5>7>4>3>2>6>1

Debate me.

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>>382926002
The Muk line is fine. Concept is bleh, but the execution turns out pretty good.

Same with the ice creams and trashbags, when you think about it. Pic related; he looks pretty cool once you forget he's based off a fucking garbage bag.

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>>382923058
Holy shit some of these designs are actually really damn clever.

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>>382928849
If you ask me, Garbodor's design is better than Muk's, evolution-wise. Garbodor's previous form is a garbage bag which burst open upon evolution, Muk just gets bigger and angrier.

>>382929540
Gotta admit, I kind of like what they did with the Alola versions of Grimer/Muk; basing them off of an oil slick as oppose to sludge.

>>382928293
>>382927306
Roadkill is a conceptually good Pokemon, especially if it could fake a feint as an ability.
Also, I like ? and ?!?! I wanna see that shit floating around the forest spitting out hyper beams and shit.

>>382929540
>Garbodor is trash
Well, you're right, in a way

>>382920793
>Christmas lights
They're zip ties

>>382928293
Agreed.
>>382929802
You're meandering through the forest and suddenly a bee snakes in front of you. Except, it keeps snaking in front of you for a good minute before it leaves your vision. BEEEEEE is a fun concept.

>>382928849
I just don't like its pom-pom ears and the trash being random blue and pink shapes

>>382920161
>rattata is a rat, but it's purple
Defend this.

>>382921435
I liked Palossand until I actually used it. It fucking sucks. Golurk is better.

>>382923584

They do when they're objects. Chandelure, the sand castle and so on ARE ghosts. Vanillux is actually not an ice cream cone, its head is covered with snow.

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>there are people who dislike the UBs
Absolute shit taste

>>382930125

>it's signature ability is literally just a shitty version of mudsdale's

Why

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>>382919335

>xurk

really?

>>382929813
who are you quoting?

>>382925098
>nu-/vp/oke$hill furbait

Your buzzword game is weak

>>382931248
holy fuck, I haven't seen this ancient meme in ages

>>382919031
I don't like Pokemon (too boring) but this design looks cool to me. Better than "DUDE ANIMALS LMAO" over and over again.

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>>382919031

It's the evolution of Pokemon. You just got MASUDA'D.

>>382927259
It looks like a penis

Anyone else think that the UBs aren't weird enough? They should all be Celesteela-level strange.

>>382921759
just gonna leave this right here
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/pokemon/Gardevoir+natures/jgNrLwt/

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>>382919031
It's one of the best new Pokemon, what are you smoking?
UBs are some of the most creative designs they've had in years, the games may not have been among the top but the Pokemon certainly are.

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>>382926851
>I thought I was the only one who watched that show
(you)

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>>382925098
>Looks like a vagina

Ultra Beasts are an excuse for Gamefreak to design bizarre monsters that don't need to look like ordinary pokémon
I don't have a problem with that

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A little dated, but still works.

>>382919126
>>382919172
>catch it like a pokemon
>battle like a pokemon
>"b-but it's not a pokemon i-i swear!!!

>>382935031
>"well in real life nature copies and stuff so it's ok!"
wew lad. keep that autistic argument on >>>/vp/

>>382935153
>capture a nigger
>make nigger duke it out against other niggers
>niggers are pokemon

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>>382935640
>shitty nigger humor
you're not even trying newfag. go back to /r/4chan and lurk moar

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>>382935456
Case in point.

>>382935637
how in the fuck
I am impressed.
Good job, Barneyfag

>>382935925
Calling someone a newfag with those filenames is pretty laughable.

>>382936264
>those
?

>>382936229
Hint:
IP count didn't go up when he posted.

>>382936461
holy fuck, you're right

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>>382937596
Here you go

>>382933118
That fucking naughty

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>this is a Gen 3 Pokemon

>>382923017
>>382923457
>>382923482
>>382923568
>>382924202
>>382924614
>>382925158
>>382926002
Not bad. Anti-Gen 1 hate bandwagon with oversensitive 5 year old girl feelings about their current manchild game just meme these over and over and blow it out of proportion because it's literally all they have when the newest rehash of pidgey or some other lazy or shit design gets rightfully criticized. It's always a deflection.
>B-b-but Grimer!

>>382923058
oh look a bunch of shit that's not visible to the naked eye and therefore will not be recognizable in pokemon form either. what a good point.

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>>382919908
>Haven't paid attention to pokemon since gen 3
>Pop into pokemon thread
>See this
They sure have gotten up to some wacky shit

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Instead of shitposting, how about we actually post /nu/Pokemon that we actually like.

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>>382940886
Hot damn this thing looks good. Dreamt of an Isopod Pokemon for years.

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>>382921435
okay but

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>>382942561

>>382921976
>I would gladly take a sand castle with a shovel on it over this list of pokemon particularly from first generation and 80% of the second generation

It's almost as if you're trying to tell me something here, but something's telling me I shouldn't even bother.

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>>382919031
>not liking every Pokemon
>rejecting a Pokemon just because of how it looks instead of raising one to bring out its inner beauty

>>382919031
looks p cool. do you really expect pokemon to still just look like normal ass dogs and birds and shit? they have to shake it up at some point and its been so many years

>>382923017
>This is a nu-player's definition of good design
>Literally just a sand castle
>Pathetic

Don't even, anyone can play that game. You're already looking bad on your own.

>>382919031
They're explicitly Pokémon from a hell dimension populated by digimon rejects.

>>382920464
But... they are explicitly not Pokemon. The game constantly states they aren't. They aren't supposed to look like Pokemon...

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>>382921976
What, are you a negro?
Jynx is clearly a golliwog and only negroes get upset about that.

>>382926081
Nope buff clown granpa is a bro

>>382923058
Top left two are okay. The rest are meh to garbage.

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>>382921435
>>382926194
>>382941094
post more cool modern pokemon
this little shitead became my favorite of all time, been playing since blue. The evolution isn't as good, but I still like it.

>>382930608
>Buzzwole literally sucking away Dusknoir's life force with Leech Life

Hah, good luck with that, he's already dead. It's not even that effective against Ghost.

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>>382921140
>>382921140
Items can be put in pokeballs you retards

>>382945067
that's a pangoro you blind fag

>>382919031
Makes the gen's designs certainly more memorable than the last gens were.
Strange, alien looking designs are just what Pokemon needed. Also even though none of them are fairies, I really think the last gen poorly utilized a new type in regards to designs, too many bland pink fuzzballs.

>>382926081
>>382924818

Genwunner (really more first 3 gens) here, these two are nice.

>>382945154

Fuck, I only noticed it afterwards, I thought it was a different pokemon because it looked like it had no legs.

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>>382944984
this one

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>>382919031
This nigga reminds me of pic related

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>>382945842

>>382945842
It's bringing us love, don't let it get away!

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>>382944984
I really like shiny Araquanid, and it's super easy to get one.

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>When your entire existence is based upon triggering coulrophobia on people and be the one everyone calls ugly and creepy, but you still have a unbelievably small but dedicated fanbase that loves you regardless

>>382919031
Sorry, but why do you have a gif of Vice President Mike Pence, and why are you calling him a Pokemon?

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>>382919575
A fucking magnet? Are you fucking serious? Game freak isn't even trying anymore. Pokemon's dead

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Hey faggot, it's called Pocket MONSTERS for a reason, not Pocket Animals.

With that said, Ultrabeasts are Pokemon from another dimension, where logic and comprehension doesn't apply to human mind.

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Pocket MONSTERS, you thundering childfuckers. MONSTERS. MONSTERS can be whatever the fuck you want them to be. Animal, plant, demon, possessed chair, Cthulhu, talking hourglass, ANYTHING. Because they are MONSTERS.

See this? It is a MONSTER. It's a cyborg bird-thing with a buzzsaw in its belly and chainsaws for hands. Half-flesh and half-machine, from another planet in a distant galaxy. Does it also make you angry for not resembly an actual turkey with feathers and wattles? If it does you're fucking stupid. MONSTERS can be whatever you can imagine them to be.

MONSTERS. Pocket MONSTERS.

>>382948856
Source?

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>>382948561
Magnemite line is a design that GF should follow constantly. Everyone who shit about Pokemon not being animals are fucking autists who need shit to relate themselves and have fun.

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>>382919031
let me show you some real pokemons

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>>382945824
You'll have to be more specific as I have multiple pokewaifus.

>>382948878
That's a cool Scizor.

>>382948921
looks like sparrow

Why does this bait keep getting posted here? It's like the third thread in the past week.

>>382949759
Because /v/ is filled with attention seeking chuckle fucks who think that waiting a few days in between their bait will not be noticed by anyone.

>>382923568
>What the fuck were they smoking when they designed this shit?

They were thinking "Mimic" because, you know, it's an RPG. And RPGs tend to have mimics

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Post em.

>>382920161
Wow!! These monster designs in a childrens video game are straight to the point and completely identify what each pokemon is supposed to represent while still remaining visually interesting!! How awful!!

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Fuck off, Gen 7 had some great additions to best type bug type

>>382926161
>It's called a pokemon in the quote

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>>382926851

>>382948747
>you can now refer to your design team as being from another dimension without logic in game and it'll make everything okay

>>382948747
>where logic and comprehension doesn't apply to human mind

They're not that out there. Other than Rocket Princess the beasts have pretty standard body plans.

>>382950842
If you haven't even traveled from another dimension, then should shut the fuck up.

>>382950842

I mean, you kind of can

If you make a collection of designs that are intentionally meant to be eclectic and obtuse, and are are written into the story as strange and mysterious foreign creatures, then yeah, it would make sense from a design perspective to make them a little funky looking

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>>382945824

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>>382949423
Profound.

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>>382950397

>>382951081
Have you ever wondered how a sphere looks in a two dimensional world by any chance?

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>>382919151
I'm pokemon rick!

>>382925857
None of the digimon games were any good. Half of them don't even let you play the game and are basically a shitty pet simulator.

>>382925062
You had to post the no-shading dream-art because you couldn't handle showing actual good art for one?

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>>382952924
I'll fuckin fight you m8

>>382953067
Tell me what made them good.

>>382953128
I never played cyber sleuth so I won't defend it but the "digimon world" series were all great.
Battles were more fun than pokemon, systems for learning moves, and evolving were more complex and rewarding, world interaction was better, etc.

>>382951479
Have any template?
That's a cute Cinccino

>>382919031
All the better to tentacle fuck Lusamine with

>>382927260
but you have to catch it in a beast ball

>When you hate Klefki at the start of Gen 6 but love it because of just how GOOD it is

The way to a real Pokemon fans heart isn't design, but not doing being a useless piece of shit

>>382919031
Looks like a nobody from Kingdom Hearts

>>382940090
are you the same fag that complains about reusing the same animal even though in real life there are multiple "versions" of said animal

>>382923671
it's a shitty mimic that only has the shallow concept of a mimic

>>382923017
Ekans is comfy af.

>>382945627
>tfw 1ft mosquitolette

>>382923058
Jellyfish has been done before in Gen 1 and much better

>>382954657
>Tentacool/Tentacruel
>Better

Dumb anime eyes on a Jellyfish is better?

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>>382954625

>>382935031
Explain this image to me. Is this just a huge strawman? I'd say none of these opinions actually exist, but barely half of these points are actually comprehensible in the first place. Who is this targeted at?

>>382954657
It's a flying glass jellyfish that acts more like a mind parasite.
Tentacool/cruel are normal sea jellyfish that drift in the ocean.

>>382924614
The bottom pokemon looks like fucking Mime Jr.
These fucking new designs are garbage

if you dont like the games then just shut the fuck up about them
you ultra faggot
.

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>>382953812
Here's the simplistic one I use.

Cinccino is the best Pokemon, so it deserves a cute image.

you can tell the fags that haven't actually play the series in a decade because they are complaining about the designs and not the fact that the games are hot garbage now

The last gen to have good pokemon designs was gen 4. After the days of Buizel, Dialga, Palkia, Darkrai etc. everything went to shit.

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>>382935640
did this analogy really make sense in your head? come clean

>>382955160
>I'd say none of these opinions actually exist
i see it everytime /v/ makes a thread about pokemon

or go to any site thats not dedicated to pokemon

>>382921373
Hahahahahahahahah

>>382925158
That's a great design though. This is the kind of design that the new designers nowadays would completely screw up but the old designers had the subtlety of an artist's hand so they made it work.

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What would you think if removed designs made it in?

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> this is a pokegirl these days

Pathetic

>>382955642
Then you might have seen one of those in this thread. Care to link me to one?

>>382955160
They were a thing, in 2010/2011.

>>382956037
Using fanart to bash designs lol

>>382925547
That actually is a really good way to describe good design

>>382956037
one piece or two piece swimsuit?

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>>382925020
this is hilariously correct

>>382935031
>Stop reusing the same typing
>Agree
Agree with this as well. They only make one the other pokemon look more viable instead of trying to give them a niche or differentiation.

See: Girafarig and Orangutan-sage-i-forgot-the-name

>>382926002
Muk is unironically one of my favorite Pokemon. Best Poison mon by far.

>>382956824
Oranguru.
It's not viable because of the shitty typing though, it's viable due to its signature move.

>>382935031
> but these do?
Those aren't Pokemon, I don't understand the argument

>>382935031
Does anyone have that shitty ms paint comic of this same argument?

It the one that shows a left and a right like this with the same arguments applied to gen 1 and later.
One of the panels was "POKEMON WEARING CLOTHES" and the "I AM SILLY" drawing for it cracks me up.