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>hopes
>expectations
>how fresh you currently are
splatoons for pedos
>>382897893
Hi there CoD! How's your stagnating IP going?
>USA not getting the pink and green joy cons
>>382897818
They're probably going to reveal how voice chat functions, how much the adapters/headsets will be, etc.
>>382897818
I won't be seeing it. I'll be too busy watching a film.
>>382897818
>tfw just got these bad girls
I hope they have got some cool uses in Splatoon 2
I'm hoping they'll show off new stuff for Salmon Run. Maybe even co-op in the story mode.
>>382898549
>USA not getting the bundle
>USA not getting this sweet-ass keychain
Fire Reggie.
>>382898994
wait, what am I thinking, that's on Saturday.
>>382898549
Gamestop has a bundle listing for the pink/green pro controller and has a splatoon grip
I'll be pissed if I have to import, I want to have pink and blue on my switch and give friends the red and green watermelon combo.
will you be able to aim in all directions with motion controls?
I distinctly remember being able to only aim up and down with motion controls and left and right with the stick (or the other way around), I fucking hated it but I really want to like the game
>>382897818
how likely is splitscreen multiplayer online? I don't want to buy the game twice
>>382898549
Id imagine they'll announce them officially in the direct, no reason not to
>>382897893
You bastard
I fell for the arms meme and ill probably fall for this one too
>>382904013
Splatoon has already proven itself to be a good game, though.
>>382902114
I'm pretty sure motion had full range and analog stick was only left/right, when you used them together.
>>382902268
i hope at the least they do split screen against AI or something.
>>382902114
i'm almost certain you could aim all directions with motion controls in the first one
Is this another motion controls bullshit? Will I be gimped for using standard controls like with arms?
>>382897893
...And?
>>382904636
It has gyro controlled aiming but a lot of people don't use it, myself included
where can I pre-order the digital version
Hopefully they'll show whatever is replacing miiverse posting
FYI Splatoon 2 preorders on Amazon right now for $47 (at least in the US)
>>382904636
You will be more gimped in Splatoon than you were with Arms. You use a gyroscope for aiming in conjunction with the analog stick, it's much easier to get used to than Arms's motion controls, and you can more tangibly feel your aim improve.
If you just want to play casually, you can probably still ignore the motion controls, but the upper tier of ranked mode in Splatoon 1 got pretty brutal, I can't imagine finding much success there when you gimp yourself. Unless you are extraordinary or your team is carrying you.
GLOBAL TESTFIRE OR WE RIOT
>>382904929
Amazon been had preorders open since it was announced
>>382904963
They already had a global testfire. Assuming the testfire is being used as advertised, for testing the online functionality and making adjustments as necessary, it's pointless to do one right before the game comes out.
>>382905063
im just saying it's cheap, I'm assuming the game will be 59.99 when it releases
>>382904946
Cheers, saved me making another mistake
>>382905102
There might still be fans who don't know the game is coming out, so another testfire will get their attention
>>382905173
if you dismiss a game just at the thought of motion controls then yeah don't buy it, in fact probably don't buy a switch
>>382905237
if people still don't know the game is coming out yet another testfire won't make them aware
>>382905102
But I didn't have a switch when they happened
>>382905274
Motion controls are a meme and therefore all games that punish you for not using them are as well
>>382905419
Playing a shooter with analog sticks is more of a punishment.
>>382905419
Gyro aiming actually is very intuitive, but by all means let's be dismissive just because. The reason you're at a disadvantage for not using the gyro controls is because they are so good and intuitive, not because the designers intended to punish you for not using them, you can still have a full experience using stick controls, it's just like trying to use a gamepad in a PC fps
>>382905646
Agreed but I just want to chill on my couch and not flail my arms around like a peasant
>>382905419
You can play the game just fine without motion controls.
The only motion control in the game is the entirely optional ability to tilt the controller and make fine adjustments to your aim.
The gyro controls in this game have been proven, time and time again, to be more accurate than analog controls. Not because the analog controls are gimped, but because the finer degrees of movement possible with gyro adjustments to analog movement simply make better players.
You are not "punished" for using only analog controls in Splatoon the same way you aren't "punished" for using a controller when you could be using a mouse and keyboard.
It's not a meme. It's simply a control option which gives more accuracy. It's not a gimmick.
>>382905864
you don't flail your arms, just flick your wrist a bit. It's like using a mouse
>>382905419
It doesn't punish you for not using them. It's just better with them because motion controls naturally allow for better aiming. Like, Splatoon controls easier than most other shooters that don't use motion controls just because it does use them.
>>382905962
>>382905968
>>382906024
How do you move with waggle? Is it like with arms?
>>382901178
Watermelons are pink retard
>>382906170
You use the gyro for aiming. The other controls are just like any other shooter.
>>382906170
You don't move with waggle.
Literally all you do is tilt the controller to adjust your aim. You move and look around with dual analogs, just like in any other shooter - the only difference is that you can adjust where you're aiming by tilting the controller.
I'm hoping for a test fire. I know they did it a few times before but i didn't have my Switch back then. I didn't like the first game that much despite being extremely hyped for it. But I wanna get this considering there's not really much more to play until Mario.
>>382906170
what the fuck in high sensitivity you barely move your wrist
>hopes
console bundle localization pls
>>382906302
>>382906350
Thanks
>>382898385
Do...Do I call the cops and report the manslaughter now or?
>>382897818
My hopes are for a good time
My expectations are to be needlessly giddy all Thursday afterward from said good time.
I showered this morning and my soft pajama pants certainly make me FEEL fresh, aw yiss.
Will these two ever get the proper treatment they deserve?Not doing anything with them would be a waste of perfectly cute designs
>>382907920
>Alternate universe where Splatoon is the same except everyone becomes magical girls from Splatoon 3 onward
>>382897893
At least I'm not some frog fucker
>>382906254
wrong
Gyro aiming is shit
I'll once again get to S rank with traditional controls
suck my roller cock
>hopes
more weapon types. Perhaps spray paint cans? I'm not sure where they can go now.
>expectations
a general recap of whats in the game. They haven't really explained the 2 hour online tourneys yet. Need to go over splatfests. The place where you go to get haircuts.
>>382908442
Well yeah you're using roller. No need to aim to get your job done, so you don't even need gyro, you easy mode playing fuck.muh nigga.
>>382908442
>unironically using sticks
I didn't know people like that still existed.
>>382908749
Maybe if the gyro aim wasn't trash I wouldn't
I hope they have the octo brush again.
The best of balance, and it felt like I earned S Rank when I got to it.
>>382908794
What if you're just trash with gyro? I mainE-Literand the only problem I have with gyro is on Moray. You should consider getting better aim.
>>382897818
>Not Spla2n
>>382908442
Dynamo douches are not welcome.
>>382897818
>hopes
scrapped their voice via mobile gimmick
>expectations
amiibos, voice over mobile "bundle"
Where's the NA bundle bros...
Hey does anyone have that video of that sniper who always hit his marks by drifting to the side and then "jumping" to his target?
>>382909240
>grr i hate voice chat
Then don't use it, retard
>>382909672
you pretending to be retarded?
>>382909672
>>382909714
And thus begins the cycle.
>>382897818
It doesn't even have local split screen, what a load of shit. It'll be the same goddamn game as 1.
>>382909060
Fuck off already.
It's stupid
>>382910274
It's "90s radical!!!" so it'd actually fit.
>>382900797
>sweet-ass keychain
Im not fucking 12 or have down syndrome so ill be good, also hows your sonichu necklace?
>>382909984
Except different.
>>382897818
Kimono Marie amiibo
I played that game a fuckton would only hope for the devs to be more open about the changes
>>382910454
No
Please ditch "2 maps only matchmaking." Go ahead and start with a small amount of maps again but please for the love of christ let them all be playable at once.
>>382910881
Yes.
>>382911090
Listen here buddy, I only have 15 minutes left for the steam sale and I'm still not sure if I should get Victoria 2 or Hearts of Iron 3 with all the DLCs so just accept it's stupid before I have to whip out my anime pictures
>>382910931
no, that just leads people leaning toward the 2fort of whatever splatoon 2 is
>>382911270
Flip a coin and don't tease me.~
>>382911405
that's not how matchmaking works
>>382911545
They're going to do it anyway. This is the Animal Crossing team, time-locked content is their entire thing.
>>382897818
>pointless direct for pointless "sequel"
>>382905419
>I suck at motion controls and don't want to git gud
>>382897818
I wanna know more about WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING WITH CALLIEAlso, at least hint to Octolings being playable. Please Nintendo, I want it so badly.
>>382915303
Callie is being held captive in new Octo Valley and is probablya brainwashed final boss/power source of the final boss
>>382897818
I want a Reverse mode where only vertical turf counts, they can use the stages from Turf War for more variety but I'd like stages with tall buildings near eachother in oreder to be able to jump from one to the other and climb them vertically in the ink !
>>382910847
Corrupted Callie amiibo.
>>382905419
>not learning motion controls and enjoying the game more
>>382916007
My fucking dick.
>>382909496
this one?
Cant fucking wait.
Hopes
>How mivers/graffiti is going to work.
>More cloths.
>Maps.
Expectation
>How mivers/graffiti is going to work.
>Music and maybe concert.
>Shitty merch and crossovers with other games.
Freshness
>None I just woke up and am hung over.
>>382917561
Can't wait for the E-Liter to descend into obscurity now that it can't have damage and none of the maps look super open.
>>382915656
That means octolings are brainwashed
that means they are not evil
PLAYABLE COTOLINGS CONFIRMED
>>382917934
you can save your charge.. in s2, ya know
Gimme dat regional match making
>>382902114
I had the same problem at first but then realized to aim left/right with motion controls, you have to rotate the gamepad around(like a steering wheel) and not tilt it(which you could do in other games that had motion controls, but not in splatoon for some reason). Analog aiming however is left&right only.
>>382900262
I hope they make a second wave for their Splatoon 2 appearances. Marie in her traditional wear and Callie in whatever the fuck she's gonna be wearing.
>>382916007
cool clip, rainy
Hopes? One more weekend long testfire. That's it, basically.
>>382918094
And it takes so long for a Liter to get to max charge, so why bother? It was only so strong because it had options up close due to stacking a bunch of damage. Also, scopes can't store their charge.
>>382910553
How can someone be this autistic?
>>382910553
>projecting this hard
>>382897818
>Hopes
Outlines the stages and there's more features than expected
>Fears
Confirmed 720p and they waste time on needless bullshit like the Splatoon direct for the first game
>>382908442
It would probably have been significantly easier if you just got used to the gyro desu
>>382919097
The E3 build was 1080/60
>>382897818
>hopes
good shit
>expectations
middle-of-the-road-not-good-but-not-bad-ether shit
>how fresh you currently are
just stepped outta the shower
>>382919389
>The E3 build was 1080/60
Hasn't been confirmed, the dev never said it was native
>>382897818
>Hopes
More maps than 1, more unique weapon types besides the splat dualies,better netcode than 1and more features than anticipated or shown
>Expectations
Probably more maps than 1, netcode on par with 1, more maps added from the first game, what features we've seen are what we're getting
>How fresh you currently are
Well, I'm wearing myMcDonald's uniformand getting ready to go in for my first day. So not very, I'd assume.
>>382897818
>hopes
New shit in general.
>expectations
Nothing new.
>how fresh you currently are
Not fresh at all since I just came from Switch hunting without any success.
>>382910931
They already confirmed it, but this time around maps and modes rotate every two hours instead of four.
>>382918517
>Also, scopes can't store their charge
Wait seriously? I mean, that's nice I guess, but it's not gonna stop people with extremely precise accuracy from pulling bullshit with non-scoped chargers.
>>382921409
People are going to get good with it, but they're probably going to pick a quicker weapon just so they don't have to spend half the game charging.
>>382916007
how
>>382920102
good luck
>>382919389
I dunno I didn't like how casually it was mentioned. Hell, even when asked about the comment later a NoA guy said "I dunno, if he says it, I guess it is", as if it wasn't known to him. Until it's actually confirmed I'm going to assume the woworst
>>382906812
Y-yes T-tumblr.