SGDQ 2017: BANTZ edition

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Was the FF run entertaining at any point?

Was Alex Kidd in Shinobi World any good?

>>382895895
He's on the commentary/donations announcements

>FIRST FOR WEEBOS ABTFO BY THE ANGLO MENACE

>>382895908
What does he speedrun?

>>382895886

Give me the basic run down of what has happened, I notice the twitter is private.

>>382895919
it's up next

>>382895919
It is about to begin

So when is the next British speedrunner/couchguy? They are always most fun to watch

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What was the best run so far?

>there are people itt who didn't already follow Bowie
I bet you didn't even watch his Camelot month, plebs.

>>382895834
>any% is 8 hours
>longer than something like a Souls Game 100% all achievements with multiple NG+ cycles and shit
>''''speedrun''''
What did they mean by this?

I wonder if they're screwing themselves out of a higher donation total by accepting bits now

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THE FUCKING ROOM IS EMPTY 24/7 WTF

>>382895947

All banned.

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I'll be asleep through the whole 8hr FF run

Would you rather watch 80 runs of Shuriken or 1 run of Final Fantasy VII?

Zeke is actually fun unlike his dickshit "best friend" manvsgame

>>382895949
Onimusha 3

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>>382895949
DESU, I DON'T KNOW

>>382895949
Freedom Planet

>>382895947
Wouldn't be surprised if that was it until ESA.

>>382895964
Well, bits are 1:1 with cents.
It's not like they can't just add bits/100 USD to the total afterwards.

>>382895935
I'll break it down in a quick gestalt for you

>mentally ill tranny makes a tweet about DansGaming danSexy emote being transphobic
>mod for the room replies saying it is banned
>DansGaming and TotalBiscuit (along with the community) jump all over the degenerate for it
>emote is unbanned
>degenerate is now on suicide watch

>>382895976

80 runs. For sure.

>>382895949
Onimusha: Warlords

>>382895976
>40 runs in the runner enters THE ZONE and starts breaking WR every run

not even a contest, shuriken.

>>382896004
what run

>>382895965
No one goes to GDQ to watch speedruns dude

>>382895949
I liked Onimusha.

>>382895942
>>382895939
I mean is it a good game? I only played Miracle World.

>>382895935
>gets triggered by an emote featuring a bearded man wearing a wig looking like a lady being spammed in twitch chat whenever he's on screen
>gets a brony tranny mod to ban anyone who uses the emote
>tries to get the emote banned from twitch altogether due to transphobia
>emote belongs to dan who is probably one of the most well established streamers in the site
>emote doesn't get banned
>gets told to fuck off
>brony mod gets demodded
>runs away into twitter echo chamber to avoid the controversy that he started

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Wait

People here saw the pre pre show?

>>382896068
FREEDOM PLANET

>>382896029

No they are not, if you want to donate through bits you give 1/3rd of that donation to twitch in effect.

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Really makes you think

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So this is the power of the Speed Running Community

>>382896068
Freedom Planet. Those threads were so much fun.

>>382896056
>60 runs in he ascends and starts finding new bugs and breaking the game in new ways to the point where he slices several seconds off WR

>>382895949

Freedom Planet
JSRF
Onimusha

>Shilling Crypt of the Necrodancer this year as well
At least try to be subtle about it, jeez

>>382896078
13 hours of 100 bits/second

>>382895949
Half-Life

>>382896097
I remember enjoying it as a kid. Very short, though.

Is it true some tranny tried to slit her wrists because she got wet for some chad organizer and now the organizers are trying to shut the story down?

>>382895935
Selfishly power tripped to try to delete an emote from a gay crossdressing person's stream despite working for an event that's about selflessly helping out dying third worlders, mod banned the emote from the GDQ chat and eventually got demodded for being an idiot

I don't know why his twitter is private, but he got a ton of backlash and hasn't showed up on stream again (despite appearing in the pre-show and being the announcer for the first few runs)

>>382896081
What do they go for then?

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Why is the audience so dead? I thought this was a popular event

>>382896127
It really makes

>>382896124
Only 1/5th if you buy a higher number of bits :^)

>short fun runs are being cut due to schedule going over
>still fine with 8 hour 'speedrun'

>>382896201
To fuck in the hotel.

do people work on july 5th?

>>382896119
I was weak and didn't see the entire thing. It started with the guy of Revolver Digital and ended until it was morning.

>>382896127
Why is there a cuck couch?

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This thread fucken sucks. Where's all the twitter drama?

>>382896210
It's very early in the morning over there

>>382896106
haha

what a retard

JUICE

>>382896119
Quite perhaps
I got to watch the coffee go cold as well

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>>382896119
I missed E3 the next day because of it

>>382895935
People are finally losing their tolerance to trannies, after WAY too long

>>382896127

Why are all the British runners so handsome? As someone who is gay, American men. at their best, are the most handsome, but on average, brits are just way cuter.

>iPad
>beach
>sun

Normie confirmed.

>>382896278
You just answered your own question.

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>estimate is over 2 hours

>>382895886
hopefully when it gets fucking destroyed by kevinDDR in tetris

I took the rest of the week off for gdq and new animu season. Laugh at me.

>>382896119
>Didn't know this was a thing
>Only saw the last 4 hours or so when I woke up

>>382896330
How?

>Chrono Trigger OST

why is it so good bros

>>382896319
You probably just like the accent

>>382896282
She is too cute to be with that chink, he is really lucky.

>>382896210
that's a cute 2hu

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>>382896353

>>382896228
Think of it this way: the tech guys responsible for setting up each run are getting slower every GDQ and the wait can reach torturous lengths. A GDQ filled with short games would have many times as many torturous breaks as one filled with multiple-hour RPGs. Shit like the 8 hour FF7 run is just so they can somewhat mask the set-up incompetence by having fewer insane breaks.

>>382896282
Jesus Christ, that's beautifull.

>>382896119
Fucking wolfcop documentary

>>382895965
The practice room and the card game room? Its to hang out with friends.

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Donate. Donate more. You wanna feel good, don't you?

YES GOY GIVE YOUR LAST DOLLAR TO MUSLIM TRAVEL AGENCY

>>382896340
Oh god is it a 1 on 1 race? I cannot WAIT for Kevin to humiliate him.

>>382896282
CHINKED
GOOKED
RICED
KNOCKED OFF

>>382896372
Passion and skill.

Mah boy

>>382896078
2-3 million "anonymous" bit donation with no comment when?

Where is our boi Chibi??

>>382896353
Fucking pervert I'm onto you.

>>382896353
I have nothing to take time off from, yet I will be joining you down this road of degeneracy. It is I who should be laughed at

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These threads are so much better during European hours

>>382896403
The past AGDQ was a lot worse. There were setup blocks between most runs and took way longer than they do now. At least there's only a few setup blocks this time.

>>382896424
>thinking Kevin isn't going to take a dive in the run to avoid transphobia/transhate back lash

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i just updated the image for archival purposes

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>>382896353

>>382896340
>He doesn't already know the race will be rigged so that Proto will win

Anon, I..

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Wasn't watching yesterday, were there any good runs?
How was Doom, Wheel of Time, and Dishonored?

>>382896372
they nearly died making the ost
that's how much soul was put into it

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*rings your doorbell*

Your order is here, /v/! Who's the generous fellow that donated to SGDQ?

>it's another "wait 20 minutes for audio setup" episode

>>382896416
Yeah thats why other years the room wass full and no now it has 4 or 5 souls being lucky

>>382896417
>>382896423

WTF?!?!!? I HATE BORDERS NOW!

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Playing anything good in the breaks /v/?

I'm blasting through some PSP arpg where you can equip weapons as your head

>>382896467
Trying to find friends last time I checked

>>382896141
Everyone fun has either been banned or is trying to flounder their way to some tail. The run aren't important anymore it's all about the party.

ONE
MIRRION
BITS

>>382896520
I donated the most important thing I could give.
My time.

>>382896553
Just a few quick Darkest Dungeon runs.

Why are the Brits so good?

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>funions

>>382896553
Playing the new BotW master dungeon after not playing the game for a few months and MAN am I not good at the combat anymore.

>>382896591
wow

>3 days in
>1M/5M
We're never seeing that blindfold majora, right?

Nice, another 10 minute run

>>382896553
i fucking loved that game anon, it seemed to be universally hated though ;_;

Them ain't yo funions.
Them's Foxey's funions.

LONDON

Oh jesus Fatobean is on the couch

Run confirmed for shit/10 tier already

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>>382895949
Banjo by far.

Why haven't you donated yet goy?

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>girl (female)

fatbean

>>382896387
he is her brother

What's the hound doing at sgdq?

>>382896516
Wheel of Time was alright.
Doom run may as well be used as a cure for insomnia since it was the shitshow of playing on easy, skipping all the combat, and even fucking up the glitches and having to reload.

Didn't watch Dishonored to avoid spoiling myself

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EDOBEAN ON THE COUCH

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>>382896417
>>382896423
>>382896520
>>382896530
Out of my way I've got some 'Syrians' to save.

TITTEH MONSTER ON THE COUCH

>>382896638

I don't think there's ever been an incentive that hasn't been met.

FAT
A
T

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>Edobean

>>382896553
playing Monster Hunter 4U for the first time

>it's another "Hunt 2 or 3 Rathalos and Rathians" quest
fucking kill me

>>382896520
>>382896695
I wish obama would bomb them again

>start the timer when I say "Go"
>let's go
>GO
What an asshole

Who is this cubby girl(boy)?

>edomeme
i'm out

Is that Joe Davola?

Let's clap for twitch making loads of money

>gave edobean a headset
>bonesaw didnt get one

Edobean knows she's cute.
Ruins the whole thing.

RESET

>>382896706
This is the first time the incentive is in bits, though.
I don't think people care about this twitch jewing. Easier to send $.

>>382896749
>Crazy Joe Davola

10/10 reference anon

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Miracle World is best world

>>382896612
Been a while since I last played and noticed it got workshop support. Either that or I missed it last time. Any mods you'd recommend?

The guy commentating is hurting my ears with his slurry speech

>Alex Kidd just got thrown aside and forgotten for the most part

O B E S E
B
E
S
E

>>382896683
They are not even the same race dude.

I missed the SH2 run. Was it any good?

>>382896745
Kirby impersonater
>POYO

>>382896695

WTF? I LOVE POVERTY NOW!

>>382896745
>>382896745
the girl that was reading donations during pokemon last night

What a well dressed fellow.

Shit this game looks really fun

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>alex kidd

Stupid sexy Edomeme.

Quick, /v/! Alex Kids has just challenged you to a game of RO SHAM BO, what do you throw out?

>>382896553

Grinding my DH for mythic

>>382896862
My dick

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>it's a shitter speedruns a super obscure game that no one even knows about because he can't compete otherwise episode

>>382896860
Go to bed American

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>Edobese

>>382896862
I cheat and change my hand sign at the last second

>>382896862
uuuuhhhhh the Blue-Eyes White Dragon!

>>382896695
Italy will be the first to rise up.

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>gets infinite publicity through GDQ announcing >900 videos with 9k subs
>just keeps on trying

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I missed the half life and pokemon runs,can someone tell if they are worth checking out or if anything interesting happend?

Jesus fuck shut your whore mouth edobean REEEEEEEEEEE

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>Used to play Alex the Kidd with my father and brother on our old black and white tv as a toddler.

This is why I watch AGDQ. Even the trannys cant ruin my nostalgia.

>>382896862
I use the magical item that tells me what he will pick and counter it.

>Sega games

looks like a cheap chinese knock off

>twitch brought ZEKE in to shill for donations/bits

DANCE MONKEY DANCE

>cute and dangerous

Is Edobean secretly a murderer?

>>382896963
hey baby ;^)

>>382896901
>obscure
Underage please leave

>>382896963
PLEASE

>>382896612
On one hand I like DD in short bursts, on the other it seems things go terribly unless I play it for long stints and get in the zone

when did you realize that it wasn't the game being played that mattered but the host runner?

Is that sandor Clegane to the far right in the chair?

>>382896961
Her banner is basically the same as Jerma's.

>>382896962
HL1 was fine. Pokemon got mercy killed.

>>382896862
You can't win. He's a filthy cheater that can read your mind.

This time actually replying to the post.

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>>382896961

>2 subs per video

>>382896901
>Alex Kidd
>obscure

>dipshits think Edo is chubby

That bitch is fat. Look at her fingers. They look like sausage links packed to tightly into its casing.

Her thighs look like two massive hams being strangled. If it wasn't for her bra her tits probably hang to the point it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

>>382896962
half life was 10/10
Pokemon was killed

>>382896962
Half life was FAST. True speedrunning.
Pokemon HGSS was awfully slow. He had to load backup saves TWICE and fucked up everything. Couldn't kill the last boss.

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Which one was Bonesaw in?

>>382896782
This is Twitch shilling their stupid bits system. Watch them get a magical boost in two days.

>>382897054
>>382897003
No one knows about your gay weeaboo game, faggots

>>382897083
Silent Hill, but they wouldn't give him a mic.

>>382897083
Silent Hill, he was not allowed to say anything

Just let that irony sink in for a moment

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>two """"""oldschool graphics"""""" 10min games in a row

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I didn't know Al Bundy did speedruns.

Is it just me or do they just keep pushing back runs?
The 1001 spikes was supposed to happen in less than an hour, now it's gonna start in like 4 hours
What the fuck is going on?

>>382897020
>nerfed jester for no reason

>>382896961
people think lets plays are just about people watching you play the fucking game but no one watches them for that, the people who do actually watch lps usually do so for like some fucking jokes or something. The content maker is the content, not the game; and plenty of people just don't understand that.

Just watched a couple of her videos and she just responds to nothing

someone help me please, I'm using Streamlink + Streamlink GUI to watch this, Streamlink works without issues but if I use the GUI the video takes ages to open, why is that happening? I'm getting tired of having to use the command prompt everytime I want to watch a stream

>>382897083
Silent Hill 2 featuring a very silent bonesaw

>>382897083
Silent Hill 2

He was """in""" that one

>couch
>boys talk about how to run the game
>girl talks about herself running the game

Every Time

>>382897093
Hey man, you have to be over 18 to post on this website.

>>382897159
they're behind schedule

>Chibi's gf's only tweet is saying he's a shitty bf
Poetry

>>382897043
Your mistake will not be forgotten.
>>382896941

>>382897169

You can watch twitch in a web browser these days, give it a try it's really handy.

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>>382897157

>>382897193
What the fuck happened?

>>382897159
20 minute setups thanks to the great guys at PowerUp Audio ;)

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>>382897153
>1986

this one gets a pass friend unless you're meaning something else

>20 minutes setup for a 7 minute run

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RATE

RATE

RATE

RATE

>>382897209
I'll never live with this shame now.

>>382897159

GIVE IT UP FOR THE TECH CREW WOOOO

>>382897179
>>382897180
Why was he silenced?

>came out for the Sega
The Sega what?

>>382897073
I don't appreciate you talking to him like that.

>>382897280
lobster/10

>>382897226
fucking ads everywhere and it's smoother for me if I use Streamlink since my connection isn't very stable

>>382897238
Setups taking forever

>>382897204
What's his gf twitter

>>382897280
7/10

>>382897238
setup has been taking way too long

That runner looks fucking 50

>>382897280
crazy joe davola / 10

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would you fuck?

>>382897169
What video player are you using?

>>382897286
He has exceeded the legally allowed fun quota at the last event.

>>382897280
eh/10

Did that SLUT jst assume a persons gender?

>>382897157
He actually managed to find a "job" worse than selling shoes

>>382897280
10/10
very comfy

>>382897283
>>382897241
That's incredibly bullshit
And here I thought professionals were supposed to be handling this

>>382897280

Sexy Edobean/10

>>382895965
Are you surprised? Watching speedruns is boring as fuck.

WR

>>382897264
They needed to buy a Master System from eBay

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Lads.

>>382897339

Yes

>>382897339
I don't like women taller than me.

>>382897341
MPC-HC, whatever version comes with CCCP

>>382897371
PHATT

>>382895965
my guess is either too many people got banned from the event or people don't feel like traveling all the way there to get treated like kids and banned over silly shit

if saturday night isn't completely packed then you know for sure it's dead

>>382897371
this image is so weird

it's like someone photoshopped the top half of her to be slightly right compared to the bottom half

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>>382897379
>being a manlet

>>382897280
A neat (if a bit too simple) little game played skillfully.
8/10

>>382896972
>>Used to play Alex the Kidd with my father and brother on our old black and white tv as a toddler.
>Alex the Kidd
>the

Absolutely disgusting.

>>382895965
its full when they do 4 player races or something. otherwise it's empty, yeah

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>>382897339
Is that a dick?

>>382897280
7/10
can't get too wrong with short runs

>>382897371

Would take a sloppy blowjob off / 10

>>382897371
she had a cute voice

Will the Dark Souls 3 run be a disaster like the last one was?

>>382897169
Why use the GUI at all? CLI is easy as fuck

>>382897280
7/10
He sounds like me.

>>382897163
i only watch lets plays that are informative. I dont give a fuck about failed entertainers who got bood at the comedy club or faggots with no mic. I watch them to learn tricks and strategies i might not have noticed myself or because the ingame tutorial is not enough. I would have never gotten into dominions without some youtube lets player

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>>382897418
HUHUHUHUHUHUH MANLET HUHUHUHUHUHUH SO FUNNY!!!

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/biz/ is leaking

>>382897339
I'd fuck a dog wearing a wig by this point. Can't say she's attractive at all though.

>>382897169
>someone help me please, I'm using Streamlink + Streamlink GUI to watch this,

Just use bakamplayer.

bakamplayer.u8sand.net/

Make sure to hit Help --> Update streaming support --> Close and retsart before starting.

>>382897462
Is it glitchless? Would like to watch someone actually do a 100% boss run.

>>382897462
>no 2nd DLC
why even bother?

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And I just noticed that to get the Majora's Mask run, they need to gather bits instead of money. This really pisses me off just run the fucking game.

>>382897465
CLI is easy but GUI is easier.

>>382897280
8/10.

I'll never understand why it takes more than 20 seconds to switch out games on this damn stream

>>382897497
>catching a falling knife

Hey,anon.
You're cute.

>>382897462
There could have been a WR holding runner playing it (and the two DLC's) if the GDQ staff didn't fuck up, so I kinda hope it'll be shit out of pure vindictiveness.

>>382897547
>to get the Majora's Mask run, they need to gather bits
but that's wrong

>>382897553
I don't know how it can possibly be easier than the CLI when the CLI is basic as fuck

>>382897345
>>382897180
>>382897125
>>382897149
>>382897179

someone give me a quick run down on this guy? apparently he is a cute trap?

>>382897596
How did they fuck up now?

>>382897280
0/10
obsecure game
boring cast

>>382897547
That's just an incentive for the run. They're doing it no matter what.

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>>382896649
>43 metascore

I can see the flaws but that is harsh. The movement is really fluid for a handheld action game and the premise is cool. It's the ultimate game for people who like player models changing with their equipment.

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hit CTRL+R and type this in lads. It stays there forever and if you're a mong it'll help you out, I guess.

>>382897403
Might be worth trying a different player.
This link might have some answers for you
https://github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui/issues/317

>>382897573
>>382894959

>>382897547
The run will happen. Just the final boss will be done blindfolded.

>>382897594
Fuck you too bud

>>382897546
2nd DLC wasn't out by the time of the submissions so it wasn't a valid category, Distortion threw a tantrum over this since he was the original runner of this but he told them to fuck off because he wanted to run the 2nd DLC aswell.

>lone couch
Wow

>>382897489
found the manlet

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>>382897489
That comic makes a lot of sense.

does this guy stink? why is he all alone?

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>>382897371

>no friends

Poor guy

>empty couch

>Another boring ass american runner

>>382897462
It'd be nice if they weren't playing worst DaS. And I guess it's physically impossible por it to be worse than the last one, that was disgusting. Guy switching saves mid-way and fucking about at every turn.

>>382897546
I wonder why they'd play the first but not the second.

>completely alone
You are not allowed to shit on this guy /v/ unless he starts choking

>>382897153
Don't you underages have the school bus to catch by now?

>>382897357
They mentioned before this event runs off hundreds of volunteer workers. It's just so they can pocket more money. Instead of hiring 20-30 average people and having them do shifts they just get any idiot that says they know how to plug in a cord and let them work for free. Thats probably one of the reason the crowd is so low, they have ten 20-somethings looking at cords and switches in complete panic and fear.

LONE WOLF

ALPHA

this fucking madman

The lonely ninja

I want to give this guy a hug.

You know what this guy needs on his couch?
BONESAW

>Amerifats allowed back on after being so thoroughly BTFO by Euros

>>382897643
Alright I'll have a look, thanks dude.

>>382897665

Mei's not fat

SOLO RUN

>streamer commentating on his own run

Niccccccce

>>382896286
There's always some kind of excuse with you faggots.

>>382897596
Wait, what? How come they refused #1 player in favor of some scrub?

>>382897594
t-thanks

>>382897665
>this is a 10 in america

So can we all agree that Brits are the most entertaining runners even if they aren't the fastest?

>like crash from Kirby but good
KIRBYFAGS ETERNALLY BTFO

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>ANOTHER super obscure game nobody has heard of and no one runs

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You don't get to bring friends

>>382897752
How is that not a good excuse? Speedrunners aren't nocturnal

>>382897629
Refused to adjust the time slot because the 2nd DLC came out after the runner applied. Basically meant the runner spent hours looking for ways through the second DLC and wouldn't be able to show them at GDQ.

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>Empty couch
>Shaky voice
>Hates the game he's running

At least this run is short

anyone else feel bad for this runner..like you spend hundreds of dollars and you do it alone

>solo couch

Clearly his dick is huge.

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ALLLLLLL BY MY SELFFFFFF

LIKE A TRUE ALPHA
IT'S JUST HIM
THE COUCH
AND THE GAME
NO BULLSHIT

Saved by the dude

>>382897787
(You)

>>382897737
Neither is Edo.
___

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>yfw when this guy has friends, they are ninjas so thats why you cant see em on the couch next to him

>>382897703
> summer

>>382897629
Long story short, one of the guys who's constantly trading records with a few others submits a run explicitly saying the time will have to be adjusted for the 2nd DLC, tries to contact them to adjust time after it comes out, after not replying for weeks they say "lol no can't do it" so he says fuck it and decides not to go.

Based random guy.

HE DOESN'T NEED YOUR SUPPORT

>>382897832
now its just bad gay porno

>>382897825
Not anymore

hes not in trouble lads

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>>382896034
This is what happens when a transtrender has so few accomplishments in life that they have to define their worth with their identities. They want to feel important by exercising their privilege given to them by a tolerant society, to remove things they personally don't like. Judging by their own behavior, they are not even people. They are their labels, and if someone challenges their labels, it's a personal attack on them because they have nothing else.

OH SHOT A FRIEND APPEARS

>I don't need your support

BASED AS FUCK

>>382897804
>>382897853
Jesus these people are so fucking useless

Where the fuck did that other guy come from?

>>382897787
>super obscure game
its fucking ninja gaiden

>he got a friend

Fucking normie

HE'S THE HERO WE DON'T DESERVE

>>382897787
>ninja gaiden
>obscure

You get a (you) from me

>>382897779
no

CARRIER HAS ARRIVED
GIVE HIM A DAMN HEADSET YOU CUNTS

>>382897891
I fucking lost it when he said that

>games that take longer to setup than to run

>wearing shorts past puberty as a guy
kek

This guy is one of us

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Didn't this guy have a run last year?
He seems nice

>not sure why you're clapping for that
Americans BTFO AGAIN

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>>382897714
i can just picture this guy having not a very popular youtube channel and do lets plays and every video is him making commentary while playing quietly.
each video has sub 100 views

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>not sure why you are clapping

>not sure why you're clapping for that
kek

I can see why this dude started with an empty couch. He's a huge cunt

>AMERICAN CLAPPING

>They h*ck you over a lot

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>pls don't clap

whats up with the couch between the runner and the audience? Who the fuck are they?

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>I'm not sure why you're clapping for that
Oh shit

THEY HECK YOU OVER A LOT
I DIDN'T GET HECKED

Is he /ourguy/?

I like this guy

This run hecking sucks.

>I'm not sure why you idiots are clapping gg ez

This dude is too alpha.

>>382897986
I like him

>>382897997
This kills the american

>not sure why you're clapping for that
Yep another autist runner