ITT : Games /v/ tricked you into buying

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Dragon's Dogma tbhwyf

>>382895505
Gothic 2 was the worst game I've ever played

Wait you actually bought a game?

This shit is going on youtube

>>382895645
t.morrowindbaby

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Sitting in my backlog and I'll probably enjoy it.

>>382895505
>buying

>>382895582
>>382895858
this

I ended up returning it and pirating it instead. It's by no means a horrible game, but with the way /v/ was talking about it you would expect a bit more than linear witcher 3 with less than a handful of fun-ish to cast spells and melee encounters.

It's just so god awful generic otherwise and the story basically doesn't exist.

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>Expected no more heroes with better combat, no filler stages and great music
>game is dull as shit, the bosses are damage sponges, and the music is unremarkable

Did I miss something?

but Dark Messiah is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7T9tJiw6AU

fuck me I hate these picture capchas more and more each day. I've been stuck trying to post this for 3 minutes

>>382895986
t. 2 hours on record

>>382896229
>game takes longer than 2 hours to get good

Feck off

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>>382896118
If only I could play it

>>382895505
>>382895645
shit tier taste

>>382896229
>tfw spent 3 hours making perfect loli character

>>382896346
lol what the fuck

Rabi-Ribi

>>382896229
literally what happens after 2 hours that changes what that guy said?

>>382895992
Yeah, a functioning brain with which you could write better bait.

Literally every game /v/ heralds as great are usually buggy piece of shit games that have one shining mechanic. Otherwise these games would just generally be popular and wouldn't be suggested by /v/

If that mechanic doesn't appeal to you, then you just play a shit game.

>>382895986
Never trust /v/ when it comes to jap games

>>382896229
it gets even worse after 2 hours though
getting to the only city in the game is a fucking borefest with that caravan

>>382896229
>b-b-but you didn't finish the long mission where you get to Gran Soren! It gets good later! R-r-r-really!

>>382896737
>Literally every game /v/ heralds as great are usually buggy piece of shit games that have one shining mechanic.

Not really. There are rough diamonds when it comes to games. Something like Gothic or STALKER, despite their issues, offer some of the most unique and immersive experiences out there.

Dark Messiah is another great game that simply slipped under the radar.

>>382896118
>>382896118
Ok reloaded it and the tutorial actually looks pretty sick in 3440x1440. Might actually play it through thanks anon.

life is strange you fucking faggots i'm not going to trust you ever again bunch of faggots

>>382897156

Dark Messiah is great for dicking around in, but it isn't remarkable in any other way. Seriously, what does the game have outside of ragdolling, kicking, and being able to btfo of the ai with spells?

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>>382897327
>he doesn't like roleplaying as a teen girl in college with guitar music in the background

what a faggot you are holy shit

>>382897364
God forbid a game just being fun

>>382897421
Its almost like he's not an emasculated nu-male or something

>>382896346
Working in Win10 for me
Verfiy integrity of game files

>>382897421
stfu you fucking faggot theres only 1 yuri scene everything else it's just mind fap fuck off with your meme boring game

>>382897364
But it's fun

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>>382896759
>never trust /v/ when it comes to videogames
ftfy

Oblivion. One of the ugliest and most boring games I've ever played.

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Xcom 2 pre-order, season pass, all the dlc.
>no MEC's
>no gene mods
>TF2 levels of ruined artstyle.
>fight human looking enemies majority of game.
Still play Enemy Within regularly

>>382897364
it's shitloads of fun and between the combat, abilities, level design, interactive items and AI it plays like nothing else out there
honestly I think I played the demo alone like 20 times just because I could tackle the fights in so many ways

>>382897525
I got memed by steam reviews and normie games media into buying Borderlands during a previous sale. What pieces of shit they are. Learned the hard way that every nu-male game will have a legion of beta followers spruiking their game. Always assess the character and culture of the people/site recommending a game.

Vampires The Masquerade: Bloodlines.
Not a bad game in the slightest, it's just that I should've pirated it instead of buying it from Steam, regarding the fate of the devs.

>>382897557
I just downloaded it, doing some research seems like I have to have a source engine game installed or some shit

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>>382897767
Git gud

>>382897508
>>382897598

Don't get me wrong. I personally really enjoy the game, but I can also see why it wouldn't draw in other people who play the genre.

>>382896759
This. There's ALWAYS a waifu involved in a game with no otherwise redeeming qualities.

>>382897982
What genre is it?

I just see it as Arkanes only good game

>>382897732
EYE is absolute garbage

>>382897364
>Dark Messiah is great for dicking around in, but it isn't remarkable in any other way
Well what other first person melee games give you such a large amount of tools to play around and get creative with? Dishonoured is pretty much the only one I can think of, and it's practically a spiritual successor to Dark Messiah.

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>>382897732

>>382895505
>this pleb doesn't like Dark Messiah
>a game with both lethal kicking and rope arrows
go die in a die hole, OP

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>/v/ tricked you into buying
Every fucking time.

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>>382895986
>>382896229
Way past the point of no refund and the game is still full of generic enemies, every combat encounter is just endless square mashing, the climbing mechanic is yet to be properly explored past climbing the snake part of a chimera and mashing square, and the environment design makes Cyrodiil look like a masterpiece.

The good part is that it's an open world game without the Ubisoft map marker meme, albeit only because Japanese developers are 10 years behind western developers; I'm sure they'll catch on to the map markers in another year or two.

I'm only playing through it because it's not actually bad, it's just that it's not particularly good either. Maybe it'll get good at some point. Although I suspect that point is still a ways off, particularly since I kind of want to reroll because I made a strong independent warrior womyn, but making anything but a 8' 400 pound giant in this game seems to completely gimp your carrying capacity and holy hell is the inventory management fucking annoying. The random Biggie McFuckhuge pawn I'm keeping around can carry literally 3 times the shit my main character can.

>>382897924
Welp just crashed for me

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why do you all act like you're not /v/? to feel superior?

you're on this board, you're part of this board, whether you like it or not

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>>382897892
>Always assess the character and culture of the people/site recommending a game.

Yes. Back in the 90's you could get away with just getting a game with "universal acclaim" because there were so few people playing games. If a game was good everyone was playing it.

Now there is such a large audience that games are starting to target very specific target groups. For example nu-males will enjoy their cuck experience Borderlands, edgelords will enjoy their Haitred, normies enjoy their COD's, AssCreeds and GTA's. And so on.

>>382896605
People who say the story is non-existent have not made it to the end game. The story is revealed to be very unique. The dragon, the king, BBI, all have a very intricate and purposeful reason for existing.

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>>382896460
and then stop playing because the game was shit. fml.

>>382897894
I love that game but fuck me if between the game breaking bugs and second half of the game its trying to make me hate it

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This might be the most overrated game of all time.

>>382898690
Update: There was a missing file when verifying, surely it will work now.

>>382898895
At least it deserves SOME of the acclaim it gets, while games like Bioshock Infinite are actual complete garbage yet it's hailed as one of the best shooters ever made.

>>382899073
What ? Bioshock had an amazing lore, great politics, nice music, fantastic atmosphere and characters.
Granted, the graphics start to feel dated, the gunplay could be better but it's still great.

>>382899362
my little anon can't be this pleb

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Never listening to /v/ again.

>>382899071
Nope, still crashes. Oh well, consider myself tricked. Dropping GFX detail to medium for the locations it crashes on might fix it acording to steam forums.

Rust

>>382899545
Literally this entire thread is bait, what were you expecting?

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I'm convinced all the faggots sucking this game's dick haven't even played the fucking thing.

>>382897767
>pre-order
no one on /v/ will tell you to pre-order unless they are shills

Vampire masquerade, shit literally doesn't work on windows 10. Iv'e tried everything, i fucked around with it so much and have gotten so many different error codes it just doesn't even register that i bought it on steam anymore and thinks i pirated it. Iv'e spent more time trying to get it to work than i have time spent playing on half the games in my steam library. I would refund it but i tried to make it work over a few weeks and it's past the 14 day mark. Shit game i bet it's not even worth it.

>>382897732
son of a bitch, this

Doesn't even run properly, eternally stuck at 38 fps

>>382899902
I suck this games dick daily. I play it almost yearly and still haven't done a perfect run. My run right now is 101 hours. Working on getting the last 4 espers right now then the great crystal and I'm done.

Game is amazing.

Far Cry 3...

"Believe me, it's A-M-A-Z-I-N-G"

"It's not as repetitive as Far Cry 2, trust me"

"The game is one of my favorite, you gotta get it"

"Like Skyrim, but with guns"

Result?

Another repetitive Ubisoft game where you have to clear checkpoints and climb on antennas every two minutes. I don't get why everyone is praising this piece of crap.

The only good Far Cry is the first one. Period.

>>382903362
Farcry 2 was my favorite i thought 3 was a step backwards too.

>>382903362
It was still a relatively fresh idea at the time, and it has more character to it than the more recent entries in the series. It feels drawn out now because every Ubisoft game since has been doing the same thing.

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>>382895505
>He doesn't like kicking orcs off cliffs or having a succubus bound in his head
you fucking fag

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>>382895505
Biggest buyers remorse in years.

>>382907460
b-but the ass

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>tfw Good games /v/ got you to buy

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>>382897364
XANA YOU FUCK

>>382899559
Honestly, it's only like, two guys that just spam the shit out of this every day.

>>382907460
No man's sky was worse though

>>382897732
This game is better than 99% of your nu-male shit.

>>382910943
forgot divine cybermancy and pathologic classic

Let's see.
Shit games /v/ claimed were good at the time

STALKER bundle.

Darkest Dungeon.

DayZ.

Good games that /v/ claimed were shit
Player Unknowns Battleground

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>buy game
>start playing and after a couple hours you realize you wasted your money
>keep going anyway, and something clicks, either you start to understand the mechanics or the game itself gets better and the rest is actually enjoyable

What's her name?

>>382911207
Crusader Kings 2 and Squad. Baught both, refunded both.

I heard people raving about how great they were so gave them another shot last year. Been addicted to both ever since. These 2 games have become my favorite games of all time, and whats worse, /v/ shit on both. Fuck this place. People on here just want others to be as miserable as they are.

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>>382911043
>pathologic

>>382897732
This game has big flaws, but it's still something special. I just think there are people who can look past the flaws and there are people who can't

>>382897557
or in other words
>"have you tried turning it off and on again?"

>>382911207
Final fantasy 7. I was in 8th grade and a friend let me borrow it. Played it for 20 minutes said this battle system is horrible (never played a turn based rpg before) a few hours hourslater came back and gave it another try. Something clicked and I fell in love with the series.

>>382895505
Basically any PC FPS-derived melee game (Chivalry, TES, Dark Messiah, M&B, etc), you know you're in for a shit ride in terms of melee combat.
>Can attack while swinging making the game a floaty piece of shit that completely rewrites the fundamentals of what makes a good melee game (spacing, punishing, timing) to turn the game into some slippery shimmying fest.
>No hit-stop, attacks lack feedback/impact.
>Frequently no hit-stun, successful hits do not change the flow of defense/offense.
>Ugly as fuck animations.
>SLOW.

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>>382895986
>It's by no means a horrible game
>this is why I pirated it and still playing
Can someone explain what did this fine gentleman mean by this?

>>382911207
Dark Souls

>>382911387
I look past games with flaws pretty often but I get to the canyon level and any semblance of fun just dies. Every time I give it another try.

It's a game I thought has a lot of cool ideas in it but it's just a horrible execution of it all.

>>382895858
>I'll probably enjoy it.
you'll get a good 5-6 hours in before it becomes apparent how repetitive and boring the combat is and how empty the game world is

>>382898741
people who actually enjoy the game concede that the story is shit

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Should have known just by looking at the minimal pixel "artstyle" that i'd be steaming shit.

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>Its the best Souls game!
>its not that bad!
>its a bada souls but its still better than 99% of other games!
>Its just miyazaki fanboys!

Nope, the game is complete fucking garbage, nowhere near BB or even III. I played it for 5 hours but i had to stop, the gameplay is straight up atrocious.

>>382895986
>t you would expect a bit more than linear witcher 3
Nigger fucking kill yourself it is nothing like witcher 3

>>382912279
The creators probably took some serious drugs while making the game, and it shows. It's full of crazy ideas, be it in the story or gameplay. And this can mean these ideas are either great or really shitty.
Then you add the fact that it's rushed and was made by a tiny studio. It's the roughest of gems

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>>382910369
>literally given to you and told you can do as you please with her
>literally calls you "My love" and "my prince"
>urges you to betray your father and become dark ruler of the world (but if you don't want to she'll go along with it)
>that fucking voice
waifu/10

>>382911207
Lisa

>>382895992
>Expected no more heroes with better combat, no filler stages and great music

but you got that
nice one :^)

>>382912738
all souls games are the same tho sans location

>>382898875
Is that a boy or a girl? I can't tell

>>382912594
Nah, no we don't.

>>382895505
Dark messiah is such a shame. It's such a fun game at first and it ruins it with shitty bosses and crazyass invincible enemies that you can only kill if you're a running bitch. It would be my favorite game if it had some serious fixing.

>>382915019
What bosses? What enemies?

>>382915174
Ghouls are bullshit, and the final boss and the second flying lightning dragon is absurd.
It doesn't help that wizards can 2-shot you, but that's a lesser problem.

>>382915401
how are ghouls bullshit, just kick them off

>>382895992
This was my experience as well. I did really want to like the game. Maybe if I enjoyed the music the way the game's fans seem to, I would've wanted to play past the first two bosses

>>382915401
Well... Okay, yeah. I thought the final boss was fine though, but maybe that's because I was perfectly willing to spam the potions I'd been storing up all game.

And I was playing on normal.

God I love it though. The voice, having sexy commentator NPC, the ability to bodyswap with her, the "You're the prophesied
antichrist" plot. I want more. I want more like it.

>>382915019
the game is piss easy, what are you talking about?

>>382897242
tricked again lol

>>382897736
you were supposed to use mods

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>>382895505
On an unrelated note, which would be the best Might & Magic games? Haven't played one, and I think that I might be missing something big.

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>>382895505
More fucking souls shit

>>382915534
I played on the hardest difficulty and they would barely move with a kick. In the end I found myself running in circles searching for barrels so I could throw them at their faces and impale them. And I'd get two-hit KO'd while I'm supposed to be some demon lord with magic armor fuckery while a local guard would stand his ground against 2-3 ghouls like a motherfucker. I'm replaying it again on normal

>>382895505
How do you get tricked into buying something? I'm 100% convinced that half of /v/'s current userbase comprise of actual children who can't think for themselves.

>>382895505
pleb

>>382915835
>plays on hardest difficulty
>game is hard

What did you expect? You'll probably enjoy the game a lot more on normal

>>382915715
I've heard people praise 6 and 7 the most, I personally liked 10 as well.

>>382895505
>tfw you try to play sneaky dagger guy
>get to the temple island
>group of orcs show up and make you fight their leader in a duel
And that's where I uninstalled. Don't pull shit like that if you encourage sneaky play earlier in the game.

>>382916401
it does suck, but you can just throw rocks at him until he dies

>>382915835
as far as I remember, ghouls just required a bit different approach

the distance at which they would fly ragdoll with a kick, was different from the other enemies. you had to be either closer or further than ordinary.

also, they were susceptible to the weak flurry strikes - they would just dodge the power attacks, even if stunned

don't remember how one was supposed to block their strikes though

also, I could just remember wrongly and as a result this whole reply could be bullshit

>>382911207
Dark souls

>>382911757
None of those apply to Vermintide.

>>382916401
bit later you also HAD to fight a troll aswell
the later vampire knight enemies fought as good as him, if I remember well enough

>>382916401
>Sneaky type character is weak in straight up fights

Wow, crazy. You actually experienced an intended and logical thing in an RPG.

Why don't you just get creative with that fight instead of uninstalling?

>>382903362
>The only good Far Cry is the first one. Period.
mon nègre

>>382916401
actually, there was a sneaky-peaky solution, buddy

instead of fighting the boss, you just kill one of the backup orcs, get his key and open the door, while evading the angry orcs. Once, open, you just run for your life.

>>382911207
>Darkest Dungeon
>Endless Legend
>Witcher 1
The motherload:
>Fallout: NV

>>382911207
Mass Effect.

>>382897732
This is the one I fell for. Absolute garbage.

>played this game a gorillion times over the years
>never done a mage playthrough
>been on the fence about it
>thread hits major nostalgia spots

thanks for making decisions for me /v/

>>382900251
The woes of PC gaming

>>382911207
VTM:B for me definitely
Just felt like generic garbage at first, but by the time I got to the haunted house it started growing on me, and when I got to the downtown hub I loved it.

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>>382910369

>>382896118
The kick mechanic is actually one of the stupidest fucking things I have ever experienced. I was surprized by how it work once I played the game.
>If you kick an enemy while they are near - a drop, spikes, or fire - they will fly half way across the continent.
>If you kick and enemy in the middle of a room, they will stagger back a few inches.

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>>382919370
How do we go from this...

...TO THIS?

>>382920016
Why's everyone so upset about her? You can't have one female character who's not waifubait?
They do different things. One is a literal succubus the other is a grizzled middle-aged assassin. Come on.

>>382897732
but it's usually on sale for ~$0.78

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The opposite, some memeing fags tricked me into SOMA being a bad walking simulator with bland environments and shit story. One day when I was really high I decided to watch it just for the sake of it and damn the game is anything but bad. It's missing combat but the story and morality contained within it is great.

>>382921207
>2cool4u magic eye
>her quest is to kill an immortal being
>another black woman in a sea of black women done for diversity's sake
At least she doesn't have an afro.

>>382922127
>>2cool4u magic eye
I haven't actually paid attention, can't comment beyond
>protagonist for the first one has 2cool4u mask

>>her quest is to kill an immortal being
Oh no, she's a main character.

>>another black woman in a sea of black women done for diversity's sake
She was black in the first game. And do you think 'orphaned child of immigrants' is inappropriate for winding up in a criminal gang?

Thank you for the explanation though. I don't agree but I can understand.

>>382922127
You invalidate your argument if you complain every time a black character is in a game. If you got your way there'd be absolutely zero diversity at all. I agree it shouldn't be done just for the sake of representing as many demographics as possible, but some just happen to be black and still get shat on constantly.

>>382922910
> some just happen to be black

https://youtu.be/rkJf9efNYPg

>>382898094
play arx, magic is insane in that game, also dishonored is cool.
just started dishonored 2 today and it seems like rehashed garbage sadly, I would have been best if they stuck with new IPs instead of focusing on one series.

>>382923056
Again, you're invalidating your point. Your original complaint was that they're adding black women purely for diversity despite them no longer being the minority. Posting videos like that makes your argument meaningless.

>>382923410
Different anon, keep your cuckoldry to yourself.

>>382913371
>literally saves your life two or three times
>doesn't whine, ever
>even if you go to the holy baptism place to remove her and change your mind at the last minute she forgives you and goes back to loving you unconditionally

redhead slut a shit

>>382925023
As I recall she goes something like "I swear you'll be mine! I'll burn your soul, my love!"

>>382922902
It's just as unplayable as Bethesda's games.

>>382895505
It has some wonky ass mechanic but that fucking kick made it all worth it. I went in expecting to be a stealth guy, but you gotta go fuckin swashbuckling warrior and grab the ice spell. It's comedy gold.

Plus the level design was pretty fun for the most part, you don't see a lot of games that expect you to interact with the environment like that.

But seriously fuck ghouls.

Bought baldur's gate as my first RPG. Shit was boring but I'm not a poorfag so who cares about 5 bucks

I fell for the gay anal sex meme. Now I have leukemia. Thanks /v/

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I could not get in to this. I wish Sawyer would just make Fallout games again.

>>382926452
Is it that bad? I'm thinking of getting it.

>>382926452
You played your first RPG by getting advice from /v/? Filthy newfags, i swear

>>382911207
Monster Hunter

I remember taking a long break after getting stuck on stuff like Daimyo Hermataur or Khezu and when I eventually picked it up again I made some actual progress and had a blast.

>>382898696
We're just having an existential crisis is all.

>>382926924
If you really are into the theme, I bet it is a masterpiece but the pace was too slow for me.

>>382926976
I'm a normie so what i play mostly is fifa, csgo and management games.

>>382896605
You get to the capital city, which is where most of the story and gameplay is. You also get access to the remaining 6 of the 9 classes.

>>382919814
The Mighty Boot is a tool not an attack.

>>382911757
>SLOW
Dark Messiah is significantly faster than most of the shit people praise for having good melee combat. I would rather have a game with floaty but precise and fast combat than a cinematic wait for attack, dodge, hit twice, repeat game.

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>>382897327
This.
And I didn't dislike it because "its tumblr" but because the main mistery is shit and instead on focusing on the interesting characters it focuses on Chloe (which I'm 90% sure nobody likes) and the missing girl. Dropped it after chapter 4 when it was revealed that the teacher was the one behind it.
At least Chloe's stepdad was cool

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I guess it isn't that good when you go already knowing the tweest

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>>382927375
How about your retreat back to your filthy normieland then?

>>382928579
No, it isn't, but playing it first makes KotOR 2 amazing.

>>382895505
Witcher 3

>>382907093
>succubus bound in his head
Well, you can't do much with her if she's in your head. Unless it somehow lets you give her complete control over your body so she can induce erections/orgasms at will, combined with visions/lucid dreams where she's there and can make it feel just like you're actually fucking her.

>>382929240
>combined with visions/lucid dreams where she's there
she does that several times. there's also a point where she merges with you and you get demon powers

>>382911207
>>382911356
Crusader Kings 2 as well

It's a lot of fun once you know what you're doing, and I found it easier to pick up and play than EU IV (which I still don't get, but I'll probably try it again someday and get into it)

>>382929240
She's an omnipresent Evil NPC who can comment on events in the game and allow the main character to have a dialogue without any allied NPCs being present.
She can also slowly seduce you towards evil, and after she saves your life you get the ability to shapeshift into her.

>>382896118
>fuck me I hate these picture capchas more and more each day. I've been stuck trying to post this for 3 minutes

you know you can go back to regular captchas in the settings menu right?

hensman bureaux

>>382925271
That's if you go all the way and purge her.

>>382895505
vampire the masquerade
it doesn't workeven with the supposed fixes you find on the internet

>>382926924
Not him, but yeah, it's pretty bad.

>>382929840
>gave money to the people who sabotaged the game and killed the devs
>can't even figure out how to run it
bravo

>>382895505
objectively good game

>>382929840
game works fine with the patch

>>382930545
>words on my machine :^)

>>382899362
>liking infinite

>>382911207
>dark souls
>get shit on by low level enemies
>ask /v/ for help
>just take off your clothes, press B more, get gud
>get gud
>new favourite RPG with hundreds of hours across the entire series
Thanks /v/

>>382932268
This is probably best Telltale """game""" though. It's comfy, soundtrack is great.

>>382922910
>tfw no good asian, hispanic, or mudslime representation
>black people catered to constantly
>hispanic characters are always cholos and gangbangers outside of RPGs that care about character
>even then, little to no representation
Yeah, SOME just so happened to be black?

>>382911207
Darkest Dungeon

>>382898741
>You will be ashamed of your words and deeds

It's just some meta bullshit. It's not clever, it's not new and it's not satisfying

>>382895582
I wish I refunded it when I had the chance.

>>382907460
I'm sure you were warned that it was a Taro game.

>>382931673
>implying i wasn't talking about the first

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>buy low
>sell high
Such captivating gameplay.

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>>382912738
I hate the dark souls newfags. I bet the only reason you didn't like DS 1&2 is because you couldn't ADD roll the entire time.

>>382899559
>>382910473
You had to be around that time to fully appreciate it. Trying to convert people now is pure autism.

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I remember when everyone shat on DS1 when DS2 was out. Now that DS3 is out and proved to be absolutely fucking horrible, these Miyazaki faggots can't deal with the fact that their god's magnum opus finale was unplayable trash, so they feel personally attacked whenever anyone says Tanimura's game was better.

>>382895505
Die you underaged casual faggot

>>382919814
that's how gravity work dummy

Torchlight 2. Shit game desu

>>382922120
>Story takes inspiration from actually good movies
Not that "great multiplayer" wasn't bait enough but that's just trying too hard.

You faggots convinced me to preorder Duke Nukem Forever, I'm still mad.

>>382912738
>or even III
Bitch nigga, it's way better than the shitshow that was 3.

>>382918173
You can get past that troll, trust me. I even doubled back to do it because you can miss out on a skill point.

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Will there ever be a game with magic as powerful as pic related again?