ITT: times you've acted like the joker in video games

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>bress ene yutan yoo kintenu
>BENIS

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>Payday 2 stealth heist
>Start with 6 zip ties
>Shoot all the civilians
DON'T LOSE YOUR WAAAY

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>Thanks for the recommendation, anon. I'll check it out!
>i dont
I CANT GET IT UP AND IM ONLY 21

>DPS character opens up
>pick tank character
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIST

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>save game
>don't choose the first slot
>turn the game off while it's saving eventhough it's telling me not to
I AM ALL I AM

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>raid team needs DPS
>i pick my DPS but only support people by healing close to them instead
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEYS

>game says do something
>do it but do it differently
I'M LE EPIC XDDD

>get extremely rare item drop
>destroy it for no reason
I WALK A LONELY ROAD

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>>382893658
>skip to the end of the Terms of Service/EULA without even reading it
GO AHEAD AND TRY TO SEE THROUGH ME

This meme is stupid as fuck and I can't help but laugh everytime. Keep it coming lads

>>382894393
TOO FAR MAN, JESUS!

>this sentence is normal
>this sentence contradicts the first
THIS SENTENCE IS IN CAPITALS

>>382894393
Fuck off Batman.

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>play thru the entire game
>skip final game cutscenes, credits, forcefully eject my game disc, snap it in half and delete the save
BABY I COMEPARE YOU TO A KISS FROM A ROSE ON THE GREY

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>play ToS
>last two mafia left vs one werewolf
>vote my fellow mafia up
RULES OF NATURE

>play a children's game flooded with angry russians
>don't react to their trolling

>roll disenchant
I was always on the side that believed this was a mistake. I didn't get to roll on ore or skins that miners and skinners collected in runs, why do they get to capitalize on others profession?

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>tra chunga
>albert nunga
GIRANGULA

>teammates ask me to provide them with long-range artillery
>provide them with medium range artillery instead
I HATE WHAT I'VE BECOME

>Play healer class
>Only play offensive
TEAMMATES GONNA FREAK

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>join game
>go afk

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>lose game
>say gg ez
GIRUGAMESH

>do you want to install DX9?
>yes

ONE THING I DON'T KNOW WHY

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>get mad at team
>when they get mad back tell them it's just a game
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

>>382894814
Strange, those statements don't seem to apply to Tales of Symphonia at all.

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>>382893658
>game is rated E10+
>played it when i was 8 years old
wow that's crazy

>>382894814
Town of Salem is pretty funny

>>382893658
>Best in slot item is up for rolls
>Not distributed based on merit or any other kind of control
What kind of fantasy bumblefuck are you playing?

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>>382894814

HEYYYYYYY

SHUT THA FUCK UPPPPPP

>>382894752
aight this one got me good

>invade someone
>get them to an inch of health
>turn an run of a cliff
WASTED YEEEEARS

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>thing
>bad thing
SONG LYRIC

>>382895702
>see that multiple other people have made the same shitpost I'm thinking of
>post it anyway
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

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>notice a guy on the enemy team has the same name as me
>start shittalking enemy team as if I'm that guy
>they start infighting and the enemy throws the game

I'M FUCKED UP

>>382895904
>hurrr
>Durr
BRRRRAPP

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>primary weapon: melee
>secondary weapon: melee
I WAS A TEENAGE ANARCHIST

>go to criticize the meme
>delete the post any type this instead
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY

>go to friends house to play vidya
>suck his dick instead
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME IT MAKES ME LAUGH

>>382893658
>enter an online match
>somebody else is playing the same character as me
>leave
OH-WAH-AH-AH-AH

>Do not turn off the console when you see this flashing icon
>turn off the console
MY WHOLE LIFE MY WHOLE FUCKING LIFE

>>382896354
>go to friends house
>get hit by a car en route and die
LOOK AT THIS GRAPH

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>Get Double Cherry
>Kill the original
BING BING WAHOO

>>382894393
>thread tells you to do something
>he makes fun of the people doing it instead
HOLY SHIT!

>>382896135
>1
>2
3!!!!!!11111

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>Find a Shiny Pokémon
>Hit Run
I'M JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN

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>Max all lily ranks in Neptunia MK2
>Pursue conquest ending
I AM MACHINE I NEVER SLEEP

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*Picks Spire*

IRREDEEMABLE

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>100% speech chance
>hit neutral dialogue
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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>Saving game, please don't turn off the console
>turn off the console

SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

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>'can someone go supp?'
>play as a different class anyway

COME PLAY MY GAME ILL TEST YA

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>>382895184

>"Hey anon you have a mic?"
>say no in voice chat
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL

>>382893892
>shooting civilians results in a couple thousand dollar deduction
>when you have 500,000,000 in your offshore anyway

>Rescue a hostage from the enemy
>Shoot them in the head just as evac arrives
NO MOMMY NOT THE BELT

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>Adjust your brightness until you can't see the symbol
>Can still see it
HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER

>>382895702
>>382894557
>>382894497
>>382894393
Back to el redito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjkOS67OIEk

;D

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>Game tells me to press "start" button to start the game
>Press "X" instead
I'M NUCLEAR

>Game gives me an urgent quest
>Proceed to do every single sidequest instead
SCREAMING MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

>Invite friend over for some gaming
>Watch a movie instead
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

>>382893658
>Demon's Souls
>Kill everyone in the Nexus, starting with Stockpile Thomas

I'M SO BLACK QUARTERBACK

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>game asks if i want to save before quitting
>press no
>actually did want to save
I'M GOING TO FUCKING CUM

>>382896539
>never played video game before
>shitpost about it and hate on it, assume it's an awful game
YOUR INNOCENCE SAVES YOUR HOPES, I JUST THROW THE DICE

>Endgame boss can only be killed using plot weapon
>Still use my starting weapon
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR PLACES

>>382893658
>Hey, anon, will you play with us tomorrow? We need you for an item
>Sure
>Don't play
CALL THE POLICE, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

>Vote for next map
>I vote for the one we just played
>EVEN THOUGH IM SICK OF IT
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>>382893658
>Before playing, please accept the terms of use
>Don't accept
IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

>Playing spintires
>Swap trucks off road tires for the highway version
YOU CAN'T STOP ME

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>come to laugh at my favorite stupidshit thread

>hear all the songs

IT'S BEEN

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>CSGO with friends
>start a match
>9/10
>"hit accept anon"
>don't
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>Keeping the starter weapon to the end of the game makes it overpowered
>Sell it immediately
WASH AWAY THE ANGER

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>/v/ tells me not to play a game
>buy it and enjoy it
STANDING HERE

>Trophy for not killing anyone
>Kill a random guard just before the final cutscene
HOW MUCH IS THAT DOGGY IN THE WINDOW

>>382902802
>wait till i'm infront of the last boss to update anything

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>Mech can only be piloted by pure virgin
>Romance and fuck the shit out of her so she can never fly again
FACE DOWN ASS UP THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK

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>Gonna get kicked for doing contradictory shit
>Leave the game, uninstall and burn the computer instead of waiting for them to kick me
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

>get assigned a role no one likes to play
>ignore it and play the game how i normally would
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>save the most powerful items in a JRPG for critical moments
>never use them
THROUGH THE DITCHES I SLAM, THROUGH THE WITCHES I BURN

>>382903557
Every time

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>Buy every single console and handheld plus almost every game
>I don't play videogames
IN THE END

>If you enjoy the game please buy it to show support for the developers
>Dont buy it
I NEED MY MEDS NOW DOCTOR

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>say "faggot" offhandedly in chat
>other person in game says "uh I'm actually gay can you stop?"
>say ok
>keep saying it
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU
WHY DO I LOVE YOU

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>NPC tells me to follow them
>go the complete opposite direction
YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING

>Diabetic hotel guest asks for tea in the morning
>switch the splenda with sugar

SIGN ME UP

>unga
>bunga

OOGA BOOGA

>Team needs a support
>Pick Symmetra
MOM'S GONNA SHIT

>>382895702
It's a shame you understand the formula of the joke but can't produce any humor with this knowledge Could this be what having autism is like?

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>>382905073
>like the devs and respect them, think they're doing good work
>pirate the game anyway
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>Get a Rath Ruby in Monster Hunter
>Sell it

I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT

>get invited to play goldeneye with friends
>select oddjob, but pick helicopter pilot instead

NORTHERN SANITY

>Have a shrimp allergy
>Still eat them
AND IT WILL COME

>Hit voice commands to tell my pocketed heavy that my ubercharge is ready and to charge RED's sentry
>was playing spy the entire time

WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WALLY WORLD

>pirate a video game
>like it a lot
>send the devs a donation, but don't buy a copy
>the donation was less than the price of the game


SATAN I'M COMING

>Team tells me to bring shaped charges
>Bring sentry gun instead
THE SCREAMS WILL NOT STOP
I miss old Payday

>challenge someone on fightcade
>they accept
>I quit the game immediately

DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL AIN'T A GIRL NO MORE

>Tell friend I´ll meet him at 7
>Show up 5 instead
I CAN NOT CONTAIN THE SHIT IN MY ANUS

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>go into a joker thread and do it wrong
ID RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

>>382906949
>pirate a video game
>like it a lot
>send the devs a donation, but don't buy a copy
>the donation was more than double the price of the game
DEAR STAN

>leave my clothes in the dryer
>pay for services and leave

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR

>buy a game
>don't play it

ODYSSEY YA-SEE

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>have steam library with more than 500 games
>keep playing the same 5

I'M AN AGENT OF CHAOS

>>382906949
>retail version of a game is free
>pirate it anyways
IT AIN'T ME

>>382902482
Haahaha

>i pirated my favorite game and never gave the game company any money

I HAVE SINNED BEYOND THE AMOUNT OF FECAL MATTER HELL CAN CONTAIN TO THIS OCCURRENCE WHICH IS ALSO THE DAY I WAS BORN IN THE FIRE PIT OF FLAME

>>382894479
>read the hole ToS/EULA
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>>382908690
>EULA says to not read it
>don't read it

THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE

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>press F to pay respect
>stare saluting soldier in the face for 15 minutes instead

>Adjust the brightness until the monster on the left is barely visible.
>take my glasses off

THE GLASGOW GLASS CANNON

>have the ability to hit the enemy's weakness
>use an attack it's resistant to anyway
PSYCHO KILLER, QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

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>>382894949
>play a Sonic game
>tippy toe trough the entirety of it
TROUBLE KEEPS YOU RUNNING FASTER

>leave it on the counter, I'll come get it
>write the word "it" on a piece of paper and put it in the sink

LET'S SEE WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 3

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>>382905890
>teammate is setting up bombs around a sleeping monster
>kick the monster awake
OOH WA-AH-AH AH

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>>382893658

>Readycheck
>Hit moonfire instead of "yes"

KOOLOO-LIMPAH

>>382910095
>find the most powerful item in the game
>givel it to a merchant for free
I AM THE OUTSIDER

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>>382895184
i ALWAYS do that when i'm playing with those absolute focused and serious players.

>"thanks for buying!"
>I actually pirated it

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>And thanks to you, the player.
>was watching a let's play

HASHIYAKIYAKI CORNDOG

>finish tutorial
>uninstall the game right after even though it seems fun
I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT

>play melee netplay
>sandbag the whole game and lose
>close game and tell the guy he sucks
I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY EYES

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>>382895234
Same.

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>>382893658
>injure my own players in blood bowl 2
>still win the game

>an ethereal vortex shield drops
>slap a zod rune into one of the sockets so it doesn't break

THROUGH FIRE JUSTICE IS SERVED

>sit in the starting point of a game
>someone sits through a loading screen and joins the lobby
>initiate a vote kick against him
>YES: 1 NO: 1
>yes vote ≥ 50%, kicking player
>do this for hours
I WONDER WHY I'VE COME UNDONE

>doing a stealth run in PAYDAY 2
>full combat armor, minigun, and rocket launcher
I DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT UP IN ANY OF THAT FUNKY SHIT GOING DOWN IN THE CITY

>>382893658
>Got 20 town portal scrolls
>Walk back to town
WHACHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT???

>great rig and 144hz monitor
>lock fps to 60

PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF

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>go on /po/
>check dubs
WHEN THE POLICE COME TO GET ME I'LL BE LISTENING TO DANCE MUSIC

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>the game tell you to run
>i don't
LOCK ME UP AND THROW THE KEY.

>>382908504
I'm guilty of this. Some of my favorite games never got a single sequel due to piracy too, like EBA

>>382893658
>shoot a guy
>before throwing them from a plane!

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>>382893658
>vanilla wow
>first in my guild to buy epic mount
>show it off to them all
>destroy it right in front of them because I FUCKING CAN
>act like tough shit elite poopsocker god lol I can farm more you noobshits
>leave guild
>beg for my mount to be restored by Blizz
>"No"
>quit game like a fucking boss pro

>>382913594
>the game tells you to run
>you realize the shits happens according a script based on where you are placed
>walk slowly so you see this stupid modern gaming design

Literally most 3rd person action narrative games.

I also really hate shit games like outlast where you figure in the first 15 minutes how most of the script works

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>>382913575
>go to /po/
>actually gives me lesson on how to perfect origami and does it more effectively than any art teacher I've ever had
MALARKEY

>other player im having fun with admits they are a girl and they start asking about my age/sex
>leave the party
MY FAVORITE CIGARETTE BRAND IS COCKS

>player tells me to gitgud
>clock 1000 more hours without so much as even a rank up


WHEN YOU DIE WHEN YOU DIE I'LL GIVE ALL THIS SHIT UP

>>382914098
redpill me on origami. Whats a good book to start?

>>382914098
>go to /pol/
>make an origami thread
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>382914394
>>>/po/

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>find a load of great deals in the steam sale and add them to cart
>wait until the sale is over before checking out

MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

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>>382914562

>game is on sale at 70% discount
>pirate it anyway
it was ok

>raid leader says to save lust for phase 3
>"ok"
>pop lust on pull
>jump off the platform

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE

>>382912927
lmao

>>382914661
Fuck now I have to rewatch kill bill.

It's my little thing whenever I see a reaction image using a scene from the movie I have to watch both movies.

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>press any button to continue
>don't do anything

>playing 100% og
>Im saki
>Suguri wants to fuckbon me at full health
>Rolls a 5
>Evade and roll a 7
>Roll 6 on attack and kill her
YOU CANT STOP ME

>start an argument about something I don't know about, someone tells me off
>save face by pretending to be retarded
SAD PAPER COURTESAN

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>Use the boost to get through!
>slam the fucking breaks

WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL

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>mission requires you to save an npc
>kill them instead
WHEN ANGELS DESERVE TO DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

>supposed to post about being a Joker in video games followed by random song's lyrics in caps

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>boss requires a qte to beat it
>fail it on purpose
I'M COMING UNDONE

>>382916084
>tfw this actually happened to me on Bayonetta and i quit the game after

>Play Arkham Knight
>Batman gets injected with fear toxin and starts acting like the Joker
NOW WATCH ME WHIP

>game tells me to press x to start
>press D instead

CUZ MY SEX JUNK IS SO OHOHOHO

>wipe the raid by being an oblivious idiot
> so embarrased i pretend i was fucking about and i get guild kicked
ALL WE NEED IS A REASON

>DBM alert warns me to use a defensive move for the boss' tankbuster attack
>take it like a fucking man and live anyway

SOULJA BOY TELL'EM

>>382897148
OVER THE LINE

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>Turn on mic in Voice chat
>Say nothing
>Only play shitty music in it
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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>Shade of Aran casts Flame Wreath
>

>

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>See some new guy walking buy a chapel with wine on a table
>Tell him to go pick it up for me
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

>>382894557
>I don't know what a contradiction is

>>382894557
>this section is the nicest section you'll ever meet
THIS SECTION IS A TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHIPATH

>All soldiers, fire at will!
>we're all in on the joke and fucking execute his ass


I'M MY OWN MASTER NOW

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>''Seek a way out!''
>Door is unlocked
LIFE IS SIMPLY UNFAIR

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>play loli rape game
>dont fap

DONT TELL MOM

>little sister starts losing to me when we play competitive videogames
>continue beating her until she ragequits
PARTY ROCK'S IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>>382917708
>section
You had only one job and you blew it.

>>382918170

Everytime I see these mouth trap things I chuckle. There is no way these things would prevent anyone from getting their dick bitten. The human jaw is very fucking strong

>finish game
>skip the credits

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEES

>>382918364
>supposed to say sentence
>say section instead

OOOOOH SWEET CHILD OF MINE

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>playing PoE
>get a mirror of kalandra
>trade it for a chaos orb

I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

>have an uber ready
>use it on the sniper
I'M MR BRIGHTSIDE

>>382918445
>human bite 120lbs
>steel tensile strength 50000psi

hmmmm

>>382894814
Holy shit I played a game of salem where I, as mafia, convinced them to kill my friend, my friend was resurrected and came back. I convinced the guy to fucking KILL HIM AGAIN

That dude was a true mad man

>>382918814
>Use the uber on the disguised spy to make absolutely sure that he not only backstabs my entrie team, the engineer's sentry, dispenser and teleporter but also myself


AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT

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>>382915046
absolute madman

>play game with a black gangster/turf war theme
>listen exclusively to country music

LOUISIANA WOMAN

>>382919426

WELL I WONDER WHERE THAT LOUISIANA SHERIFF WENT TO

>>382918814
>have uber ready
>use it on the turtling engineer
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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>>382917886
>"to escape, solve the puzzle"
>it's literally random chance
COMPLEX

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>mom says i can get 1 game 1 snack and 1 drink
>steal an extra snack from the counter

SHE'S A KILLER QUEEN

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>>382902482
>don't understand post.
>understand the song reference though.
ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME

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>objective: survive
>die

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>game says not to press anything
>listen to the game

>game has a morally incorruptible good choice and a cartoonishly simple and neglected bad side that shows who they spent more development time on
>pick the bad side anyways
ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

>>382894814
wtf, this is neither in Tales of Symphonia nor Tree of Savior, what shitty game do you mean?

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>>382918170
>play Artificial Academy 2
>play it to see the different interactions and train the character I'm playing as so I can beat the shit out of other students
>never fap, sit there stone-faced during sex scenes
LIKE IT ROUGH CUZ I'D RATHER FEEL PAIN THAN NOTHING AT ALL

>>382893892
>payday 2 deah wish heist
>Play till end
>Kick everyone as host
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

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>Played WoW since AQ
>Midway through Wrath
>Play Holy/Disc raid priest
>Guild is pissing me off
>GM clearly plays favorites, etc
>Keep looting healer items to mages
>Rarely even get tokens
>Finally sick of it
>Hatch evil plan
>Change over to Paladin Guild doesn't know I have
>Powerlevel to 80
>Rocking Wrathadin mode
>GF still in guild
>Get back into guild with different character
>Start topping DPS charts as broken DPS pally
>Eventually start collecting tanking gear with off set
>Finally have full set and start doing heroics
>Get geared up and start operating as the off tank
>MT leaves because reasons
>I step up and start leading the progression group
>Run the raid tight,
>Only the best, shitters are replaced
>we start clearing like nobody's business
>Naxx 25, Maly, Obsidian Sanctum, etc
>Whisper into all of the main group's ears that we're being held back by this guild
>"We don't need them."
>They buy it
> I steal the entire raid group
>Start new guild
>"BTW, I'm Anon"
>You have been kicked from the guild

I quit like a month later. I couldn't top that.

Last I checked the guild fell apart around the old GM.