>game has a height slider

>PS cucks vs PC master race

>>382887419
>painted nails
hmmm

>game has an age slider that doesn't do anything

>>382887419
that guy's left arm is bigger than his right.

>>382887419

how big is his dick?

ps4 is like a burger and you ask for no onions but you get onions

>consolewar level
>character suddenly shrinks

This is specifically why I don't get pictures taken of me with taller people. Especially women I just feel as if they don't see me as a man.

What's with the disgusting looking painted nails

>>382887419
Can we just take a minute to figure out the taller guys arms

>>382888460

That's the lens dummy.

>>382888598
>they don't see me as a man
That is corret

>>382887419
Can someone shop Todd in?

>>382887419
one of them gets more pussy than the other
it's not the troll or the neanderthal,
but the person behind the camera

Reminder that unless you're at least 6'0, girls will laugh at you.

>>382890838

Yea but i get the last laugh when i cum inside them and roll bounce and they find some beta to be the baby daddy

>>382888598
>>382890838
>>382891323
The majority of my good mates are like an average of 5'8 and they're all hitched with beautiful women, height isn't that important, it's all personality

>>382888598
>caring about this inane shit at all
A real man wouldn't be afraid

Me on the left

>>382891434
>it's all personality
Adorable. He thinks we're living in a Disney movie.

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>>382891434
>t.manlet

>>382888461
nice try Mike

>>382891434
By personality, you mean looks, and social status right? We're not fucking fantasy land kid. "Good personality" is friend material, not sex material to women. For anyone looking to bone, regardless of sex, it's just the cherry on top.

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>>382891468
>>382891503
>lanklets

>>382887419

>Don't talk to me or my son ever again!

>>382891503
in games its a
advantage as your have a smaller hit box, also in real life you have a smaller hit box.

>lanklets BTFO!

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>>382891468
>>382891503
>>382891695
>tfw 6'1 kissless virgin
I'd glady give a few inches of my height if I could trade it for charisma, intelligence and good looks

>>382891695
>calls people lankets like its a bad thing
>image mocks the struggling life of a manlet

Hmmm...

>>382887419
I'm 6'3 and have alot back pain as a result of a huge growth spurt in highschool. My personal experience with being tall. I'm just glad i'm not the narrow shoulders wide hips kind of tall.

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>>382891901
granted!

you now have bone cancer

>>382892068
>bone cancer
Do monkey paws come with a curse too or is this a reference I'm not aware of?

>>382888679
That's actually necrosis resulting from poor circulation due to lack of exercise.

>>382892068
you're terrible at this. the curse has to do with the "benefit"

>game has a butt slider

>>382892147
That guy just doesn't understand that it must be an irony.

>>382891683

Found the bitter friendzoned incel

>>382887419
>painted nails
>black painted nails
>sandals with no socks
>black painted toe nails
Either gay or a child molester.

>>382892368
>>382892321
>Taller = longer bones
>now you have bone cancer
It wasn't the best, but it made sense.

>>382891434
5'8" isn't that short.

>>382893169
>painted nails
>black painted nails
you say it like the color makes it even worse. black is probably the closest thing to a socially acceptable nail color on a dude.