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SGDQ 2017: THE BEST BEST BEST

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blah blah blah shitpost about that person on the couch. so funny

NOW: Resident Evil: Code: Veronica X
NEXT: Ominusha: Warlords
LATER: Shuriken

SCHEDULE: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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PROTOMAGICALTRANNY SUICIDE
W H E N
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What runs should I watch I got an hour to kill
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>>382883180
>blah blah blah shitpost about that person on the couch. so funny
oh, the meta edge
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THE TECH CREW DESERVE MORE PRAISE GUYS
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>I need a dog because I'm a tranny

Let Islam win
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>>382883180
WE
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THE SHERIFF'S A
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What's been the best run of this years SGDQ so far?
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>>382883197
Soon

Everyone hates him
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>>382883215
Half Life
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The runner looks like a cocker spaniel himself.
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>>382883235
Pretty sure it's just a meme at this point and the announcer is likely deliberately not conveying the sarcasm or leaving parts of the comment out.
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>>382883197
Did (s)he get blown out?
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This runner sounds like he's on the verge of dying every time he speaks.
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>>382883168
carci is literal trash. why would you want to see him play
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>>382883180
You just KNOW they had to make time for the Black Ness Monster to go get it's dog
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Does anyone have that pic of Bonesaw after his Jak run, taken by staff?
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>>382883268
Pokemon
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I slept after H2, anything good happen?
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Guy in the checked shirt has the charisma of a stone can we shut him up?
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Has she said anything yet?
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has there even been a good ACTUAL speedrun at any of these events in like the last 3 years?
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>>382883268
Of the ones I actually watched, I liked the Strider run.
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When are the glitches?
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We dark souls now
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What are the rules for the glitched category i didnt hear him say them if he did at all. Is it just an any%?
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>>382883304
>Black Ness Monster
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>>382883339
What did he mean by this
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>>382883320
Apart from Mike Pence getting shot, not much
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What runs should I watch I got an hour to kill myself
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>the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/

>the donations
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/

>the GOAT run: Freedom Planet
>>>/wsg/1763288
>>>/wsg/1764928
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you mean superarmor
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>>382883328
Why do you want it to talk?
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>>382883339
JAK
AND
DAXTER
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code veronica is the dark souls of resident evil games
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>>382883328
WOOOOOOOOO YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
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>>382883268
Clustertruck
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>>382883319
Dude had to cheat not even 12 minutes in.
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>>382883339
>last 3 years
You mean "ever", right? A real speedrun has a million resets in the first 5 minutes, the best these events have to offer are crap indie games with a single runner getting a WR without even trying because they're so unoptimized.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!!!
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eyyy thanks

Now my life is pretty much over though because I can be a useless piece of shit and watch video games until I'm evicted
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is that a male/female and is it wearing blackface
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>>382883328
Don't worry, /v/ will obsess over her every action so you'll know when she talks.
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>>382883180
Someone should donate an insanely large amount of money with a really negative message "gdq keeps getting worse every year. I dont like the fun police" and then do a charge back.

They'll have to read the message if it's an insanely large amount of money.
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where are the shemales /v/?
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is the m'lord meme from warcraft
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>>382883180
Brilliant.
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>>382883370
an actual game done quick instead of shitty let's plays

>>382883394
I don't mean meme runs
yes I know all speedruns are meme runs

>>382883435
there have been people that have actually gone fast at least in the past years
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>>382883461
They don't have to do anything. They will acknowledge the donation without reading the comment or just ignore them both.
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>>382883461
wow anon good idea no one has tried that yet
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>>382883440
>transphobia
>fun
Holy fuck please leave your parents' basement.
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>wake up
>check the stream
>that fucking couch
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>>382883328
she whispered to 'kill the animals' when one of the donations asked for the runners choice
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>>382883461
>>They'll have to read the message if it's an insanely large amount of money.
No, they don't.

Retards have tried this before, even 1k with a negative message won't get read.
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>>382883268
I liked MDK but that may be because I love that game.

JSRF was pretty good too.
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>>382883440
I thought he was winning, what happened?
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>>382883442
why the hell did you actually download that meme player?
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>>382883461
GDQ is partnered so paypal will side with them over a dispute.
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>>382883375
Motherfucker, you scared me. I had to double check on that.
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ENZA
DENINO
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>>382883521
i'd tell you to kill yourself, but you're probably already a few steps ahead of me on that one
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>>382883442
Welcome to the botnet senpai
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>fumos, food, and anything else fun is banned from being on the couch

>shit dog is ok to have
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>>382883380
Excellent webm
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>>382883585
why does he wear the mask?
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>>382883585
You're an edgy guy
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>going to miss MegaMan block because of work
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUcCccCCCKkKKKKKKK
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>>382883585
>but you're probably already a few steps ahead of me on that one
Was that already a part of your plan?
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>come on son time to head home
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>an 1:43:00 run during aus time
Guess I'll go cuck some kiwi
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>>382883521
you won't fool me protomalegicalgirl .
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>>382883606
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Don't know which is making the dog on the couch more uncomfortable. The dog or Blarbie
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When is BOTW?
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she's actually showing her nipple shut the stream down
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What made SGDQ 2013 so memorable? I like this one and the previous years'.
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>>382883664
Guy staring at them
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>>382883661
What's your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
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Why is her face blacker than her legs?
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>>382883585
MASKETTA MAN!!!!
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>>382883440
I know nothing about Dan, and hated him since he was fat, but he's pretty alright in my book now.
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>>382883637
But that's a two seater
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happy 5th July
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>>382883521
stop playing make-believe with mentally ill people
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How bad/good has this event been
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Why is fumo banned but not dog
Dog can kill
Fumo only smug
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>>382883521
Fuck you enabler
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cute rabbit
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is it easy to chargeback a donation on paypal?
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How much would I have to donate to have rawderps throw the dog at the camera
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>>382883716
Isn't Dan a flaming parade leading gay?
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>>382883631
I refuse to believe there's anyone legitimately hyped for megaman block, they need to scrap it
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>trying to force a dog to sit still for nearly 2 hours
who thought this was a good idea ?
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Guy in the back looks like the summoner, but he's not twitching.
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>>382883637
>Gran Autismo
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is it actually a female or just a guy with a wig?
I don't understand
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The money goes to doctors without borders? What did it go to last year? I thought this thing was a supposed scam and people were just giving Mike Uyama and some fake cancer program money.
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>last day of GDQ
>"ANONYMOUS WITH THE THOUSAND DOLLARS DONATION"
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Why does she have a mic if she doesnt have anything to say? How big is the resident evil speedrunning community?
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Come on pupper escape.
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why did that dog bark?
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>>382883797
It goes to the same foundations every year
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poor dog
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THIS DOG DON'T WANNA BE WITH BARBIE NO MORE
She's not even TRYING to fucking calm it down
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Yup, I fucking knew it, the dog can't handle the applause.
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How long before the dog bites someone?
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>>382883769
they wont refund donations
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>>382883758
Mike was affected by smug as a child, and as revenge, he banned anything smug, especially fumo.
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>Only speaks to say kill the animals
>Has a dog under it's claws
That poor puppy is gonna be eaten right?
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>>382883797
the winter one is for cancer awareness scam while the summer one is for european refugees pickup boats
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>>382883440
I don't get this.
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>>382883797
Summer Games Done Quick is Doctors without Borders

Awesome Games Done Quick is Prevent Cancer Foundation
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>trying to keep a puppy still for 2 hours
Impossible. Poor thing probably has to shit.
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>>382883812
I've counted 4 of those so far and I've missed a lot of runs
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why is that ogre nigger even on the couch
can you just buy into it now whenever you want?

that dog is miserable, probably fucking stinks between that fat fuck's legs
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>>382883797
AGDQ is the scam charity prevent cancer foundation. SGDQ goes to doctors without borders.
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>ban cosplay and plushies because it's "distracting"
>keep trannies, jynx impersonators and barking dogs
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umm

did GDQ just post a nip slip on twitter or am I blind?
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>>382883769
Not when it's GDQ. You'll have a better chance with your credit card company.
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>>382883560

>people actually bothering with .bat files, vlc, plugins and other nonsense in 2017
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Ok, haven't watched in a bit,

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT CHICK STRANGLE HOLDING THAT DOG

IT WANTS OUT
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>>382883769
Why the hell would you refund a donation?
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>>382883917
fuck you're retarded
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>>382883917
m-m-m-mm--m-m-m-m-m-m-m- MODS
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>>382883893
Hope it shits on her
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>>382883917
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Ban all couch puppers
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>>382883180
This run sucks, bring back Barbie.
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>>382883917
LOL
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Dog shitting on shit when?
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>>382883917
That's a man nipple, it's okay
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>>382883934
vlc isn't hard to use though
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I feel bad for the dog but god damn this is entertaining.
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>>382883631
>missusing the image
Kys
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>>382883906
They're both leftist trash, my man.

Supporting MSF is literally helping rapefugees storm into Europe and the US.
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>>382883917
You're trying to hard. It is probably her phone. She's black but her nipples aren't magically going to be come dark grey
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>>382883917
Nice
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>>382883917
oh for gods sake
is that a tranny too, by the way?
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>>382883787
i cant wait for caleb to screw up once again.
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>>382883917
looks like a bra senpai
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Am I seriously seeing a fat black tranny?
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>>382883787
Fuck u, I like MegaMan
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>>382883917
BOOOOOBBBIIIEEESSS
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the money goes to shipping muslims to europe
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>thanks for your donation

this guy sounds ready to kill himself any day now
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>>382883917
what the fuck
it's true
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>>382883934
fucking plebs right? I just push shiny button on my aluminum facebook machine and it just werks™
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>>382884035
AH HAAAA
YO' KNOW IT FOO'
MMM HMMM
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>>382883917
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Why are small dogs so popular among horrible people?
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>>382883787
I'm going to be there in person to cheer Caleb on, fuck off
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>>382883917
Why wouldn't you post the full picture?
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>>382884042
watch the old runs then
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>>382884035
Could there be anything more oppressed?
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>>382884052
delet
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>>382883893
I hope to got she has fucking napkins and treats on her p-what the fuck am I saying of course she doesn't
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/v/ has become so paranoid that they think everyone is trans.
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>every guy with long hair is a tranny
>every ugly girl is a tranny
Are you guys this fucking stupid?
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>>382883998
that's kinda wrong, they help people within third world countries mostly, they don't help people cross over
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>>382883906
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIc1LZqIAw
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>>382884002
Shes dyed every other part of her body a different color and you think its unreasonable for her to have grey nipples?
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>>382884074
Easier to abuse
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>>382884063
AL-UM-IN-EE-UM
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>>382883997
Ess My dee
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>>382883917
>>382884079
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>>382883268

That Halo run that was right in the beginning after Nier.
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Mercs speedrun when? Didn't realise you could complete it so quick.
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>>382884079
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>>382884095
fuck off tranny
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>>382884079
that's not even the full picture
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good night /v/ the last 4 runs put me in a sleepy mood
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>>382884120
>being a third worlder
don't you have iphones to manufacture, sweetie?
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>>382884002
Black people can have dark nipples. Maybe you are the racist for being so ignorant
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>>382883631
My TV is dying right now, videogames are my only hobbie, gave almost all my money to my parents and I don't have a job.
I hope this makes you feel a little better for having a job now, anon.
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>>382884080
Don't tell me what the fuck to do, I'll just ay MegaMan right now to cope.
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>>382884185
fug, guess it really isn't a nipple
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>>382884185
WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
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>mfw I just wasted the last 8 hours of my life watching runs out of which 0 were legitimately good
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>>382883917
Damn nigger nip look like that?
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>>382884185
NOW I CAN WHACK OF TO HER GORILLA BOOBIES IN MEGA HD THANKS ANON
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Games are all sorts of spread out these days. Is there a dedicated 8-bit block at all?
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>>382884096
>every guy with long hair is a tranny
These are usually jokes or the guys are traps/furries, not trannies.
>every ugly girl is a tranny
Yes, this is accurate. Just look Proto
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>Adam Koralik
Eyy I kno dat guy
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Arent there any rules against animals on the couch? What if someone afterwards has a dog or cat allergy?
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>>382884185
>when the nip slightly slips
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>>382884258
You should edit the microphone to be a gun.
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>hots
>esport
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>>382884185
ENHANCE
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>>382883917
>>382884079
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>>382884075
i hope he wins doubt it though.
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>>382884096
Maybe you are a tranny
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Are the rooms usually this fucking barren?
There are only like 3 people in the audience
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>>382884309
don't forget ape allergies
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>>382884063

>open baka mplayer
>copy link
>open copy link
>watch video

vs.

>vlc
>livestreamer plugins
>.bat files
>complex nonsense
>doesn't wrok and needs help/updates
>whine on forums

Just use the program that's simple and actually works. It's not complex. use mpv directly if you're okay with command line. Baka mplayer is just a nice graphical front end to use for most new people.
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>>382884350
It's like 5 am there
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>>382883917
ENHANCE
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>>382884284
>every ugly girl is a tranny

Nope, couch jewtits disproved that
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>>382884258
>he watches for good runs

I'm here for the autism and only the autism.
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>>382884219
Nigger all I do is buy video games and give the rest of my cash to my parents
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>>382884350
gorilla stench scared them off
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>>382884343
What is that cat on top of?
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>>382884309
She claims it's a support dog, and it's illegal for them to question her or tell her to take her dog away even if there's no proof because dumb laws.
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>>382884095
I prefer a trans person than a black woman, that's for sure
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>that laugh

SPOOKED
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>>382884273
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>>382884095
i thought the same until someone posted this channel yesterday
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>Actual support dogs are well trained and not bothered by a crowd clapping.
>This dog is clearly untrained and so is its owner.
Kinda fun watching a disaster unfold on camera.
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>>382884350
Nobody wants to see a dog being tortured for almost 2 hours
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>>382884378
>open bat
>enter link
That's all, requires some setup, but it's easier to me to automate and troubleshoot if the need arises
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https://www.jwz.org/blog/2014/12/if-you-have-an-emotional-support-animal-you-are-an-asshole/
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Cheers from USA, my friend.
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>>382884378
What's the advantage of using baka mplayer over watching on twitch?
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>>382884415
>she
>her
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>be me
>check out the latest speedrun
>expect skinny white boys
>huge dark tiddies imported straight from africa
>>
I'm going to try something unique for once and talk about video games in one of these threads.

Apparently Code Veronica was meant to be the real sequel to Resident Evil 2, and RE3 was going to be a spinoff, but for some reason Capcom switched places.

To this day I'm pretty sure RE3 outsold CV. What the fuck were they thinking?
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just got home with breakfast, how did i do? mcdonalds
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>>382884413
My ass.
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i love resi but holy fuck balls this is boring af....
going to sleep bye 4chan take care
hope barbig does something cringey i can catch tomorrow
carcinogen shut up for 1 min
>>
who is the T H I C C black girl on the couch? I'd smash.
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>>382884537
You know what to do, you bitch.
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>Speedrun
>The character walks
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>>382884535
bulking?
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>>382884512
it it it it it it it
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>>382884537
You know the rules
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>Turn on PS4
>Twitch App
>Watch
Consoles always wins, baby.
>>
>>382883380
>Staplerfahrer Klaus
Mein bruder
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>>382884535
>mcdonalds
>>
>>382884535
How the fuck do you even order that?
>>
>>382884561
barbiexedge
>>
The speedrunner isn't doing a great job of not looking like a stoner.
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>>382884580
Can't into bttv and smug blue lady spam appreciation
>>
>>382884535
>the mc stomach ache
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>>382884580
i'm watching on my wii u lol
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>>382884580
desperation, as its custom with console pesants
>>
>>382884525
I think sony got pissy and wanted re1-3 on ps1 so they changed the names around.
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>>382884535
I get a mcgriddle with fries and hachbrown and make it into one big sandwich
>>
Is she going to eat the dog?
>>
The nigger tits are showing on stream boys, time to puke
>>
https://twitter.com/david_achen/status/882543987684519936

which one of you is this?
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>GDQ staff's face when faced with xgendered person of colour doing something against the rules
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>>382884580
Same, but on my Xbox 360, shit posting on phone, and switching between my Laptop and CRT to play vidya.
>>
this bullshit youtube culture is going to implode right? I mean all youtube has to do is modify the ad rate payout and these people are all fucked right? Where else they gonna go? Dailymotion?
>>
What the fuck is that girl doing to that dog?
>>
>>382884574

Thats the murrican way. Heart attack in the morning keeps a doctor away, oh wait
>>
>>382884489

Media players (at least good ones) are much more efficient than firefox or any other program. My low end laptop runs 1080p streams perfectly in media players but grinds to a halt in flash based streamers, and chugs in twitch.

You don't have to do it, I just have a preference.

>>382884473
>requires some setup,

Modern media players like bakamplayer require next to no setup though. It's just an exe you run. Maybe sometimes update the streaming support to the lastest version occasionally. You're literally doing more work than you need to because it's what you're used to.
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>>382884580
>open browser
>type in twitch
>put /v/ on second monitor
>put porn on third monitor
pc remains king
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>>382883521
>Phobia

Who's scared
>>
>>382883268
Nier and Castlevania were the best lets plays.

But all runs have been pretty shit.
>>
What would /V/ do if their own child was a trans?
>>
>>382883502
Why are they allowing trannybashing again?
>>
>>382884693
here we go
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>>382884714
removing rheum from the dog's eye t. used to do the same
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>>382884704
This but playing Dawn of Sorrow on 3DS.
Feels good.
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>>382884378
>>livestreamer plugins
>he doesn't know
>>
>>382884737
>own child
Your question is flawed.
>>
>>382884693
k....keep me posted
>>
That poor dog doesn't want to be there
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>>382884737
hire casey anthony as a nanny.
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>>382884728
Was Nier ran by that crippled dude? I love him.
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>>382884776
Just reported you to Interpool.
Have fun faggot.
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nigger tits on stream!!!
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>>382884737
Give child up for adoption because I have failed as a parent.
>>
HAHAHA LOOK AT THE HEAD ON THE GUY IN THE BACK

AHAHAHAAHA
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>>382884535
Americans...
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another hour of this...how are you guys handling this
>>
WHY IS THE MIDDLE GUY JUST STARING AT THE DOG HOLY FUCK
>>
Can anyone get me a link or timestamp for when he makes the assumed gender joke in the Heartgold run? Can't seem to find it.
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>>382884820
Halfcordinated, yea
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>that Big Black Woman on the couch
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>ok, now we need more trannies
>cut to that black xman
>ok good
>now donations, read something about gender benderness
>cool
>now go feed the guys at the ban jail
>>
>ET wearing a wig

rip that dude
you made me lol
>>
>>382884343
Is that sealed sgdq air?
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>>382884720
>used to
Yes, i kinda am. I just like to write custom scripts for automation of every common task i do. But anyway i do like my MPC-HC, you can set it up as a video-window only, with no visible controls and attach it to one of your monitors
>>
So how is this glitched at all?
>>
>>382884827
That's a bra, /pol/
>>
Every time this runner talks it makes me giggle.
>>
Love from Sweden <3
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>>382884720
Thanks for answering.
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>>382884862
But GDQ is APOLITICAL!
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>>382884898
Look at the earlier picture posted, it's her tits.
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>>382884847
theres a screen to the lower left
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>Another hour of this
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>>382884898
That's a regular 4chan post, reddit
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Is that a fucking tranny?
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>>382884928
stop im on day 4 of not fapping
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>>382884898
That's a man, baby!
>>
can these people say a single sentence without their voice cracking?
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>>382884898
It's a nipple you racist. Nipples don't all have to be pink or light brown. Ugh your such a white supremacist
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NEVER FORGET
YOU WILL NEVER DIM MY BOI ENTHUSIASM
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>>382884949
ENEMA
N
E
M
A
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>>382884827
Areolas.
>>
>>382884974
is that a retard?
>>
So what are the bans so far of SGDQ17. All I've watched so far has been completely boring.
>>
Man, this runner is a bundle of enthusiastic energy. Guess he lives up to his handle.
>>
>>382884974
Did you expect anything else?
>>
>>382884847
he wants to chuck it in a pirahna tank
>>
>>382884974
surprisingly no
>>
>>382884949
Keep posting, and it will fly by.
>>
>>382884974
nobody knows for sure
>>
>>382884897
explsoive bolts glitch
>>
>>382884974
Can't get a good answer so I'm guessing it ain't one.
>>
>>382884938
It just has a view of a dog, zoomed in
>>
>>382884974

Just a black girl. They have masculine ugly faces. They need at least 25% European genetics to be pretty.
>>
is middle fucking falling asleep?
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>>382884976
Just embrace it anon
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What is the guy in red in the back doing? He keeps making weird movements
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She(?) just pushes the dog down whenever it tries to move, poor doggo.
>>
>>382884525
>>382884652
Yeah I heard sony has "mainline" resident evil rights, so they just swapped the name to Code Veronica instead of 3.
>>
>>382884997
i hope hes good and happy wherever he is.
>>
>>382884898
>bitching about /pol/ completely out of nowhere
>>>/qa/
>>
if it wasnt for the dog wed probably be getting a look at this bitch's ham wallet.
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>>382884857
>woman
>>
>>382885004
S E X U A L C O N T E N T
E
X
U
A
L

C
O
N
T
E
N
T
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>cosplay
>DISTRACTING! BANNED!
>barking dogs
>perfectly fine :)
>>
http://fc2cm.com/content/36/62/366212.html

Is apparently her porn. This is the google translation of the stuff at the bottom of the page and it's amusing

>It is completely original!

>I have been longing for sex with a black woman from 10 years ago.
>This time it is a video shot of the whole story of such a dream.
>I was excited all the time, excitement did not fit.

>In play, I licked black boys with their boobs.
>Blackening skin has a unique feel, licking it anyway.

>In play, it quickly sinks to the tightened dick!
>When we played in the second round, I was caught shaking with black men, where the cum shot was gone LOL

>It's about 45 minutes!

>Please have a look!

>* Because we processed the animation for individual use to the last, there are many unsightly parts.
>Please note.
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>>382885080
You know you'd smash.
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>>382884974
>black
>fat
>dyed and permed hair attention grabbing hair
>hideous huge fake nails
>brought a goddammn dog with her
>hasn't said anything during the entire run
WHY THE FUCK DOES SHE EXIST THERE
THE SIGHT OF HER GETS ME SO IRRITATED
>>
>>382884737
Disown it. Hopefully speed up the natural selection process and attempt to not be a failure of a parent again.
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>>382885065
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>>382884717
>wanting to live even a second longer than you have to on this doomed rock
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>>382885058
Miia a best
Other girls are best too
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>>382885106
those are some sad tits.
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>>382885106
>there are many unsightly parts
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>>382884976
Just broke after 3 days. However, I'm going to try for a week again, now.

You really do start to feel different after a week. I'm falling into bad habits again, so I need to stop for a week.
>>
>>382885106
WJAT TJE FICK
>>
>>382884949
go on
>>
>>382885127
Are you transphobic? You are transphobic, right?
>>
>>382885106
So in addition to everything in >>382885127 she's also wearing push-up?
>>
>>382885106
interesting
>>
>>382885106
Video where
>>
>>382885106
I fucking love this place
>>
I hope this dog shits and pisses all over everyone on the couch.
>>
>>382885106
WELL... that looks like stole footage, hidden camera or whatever
>>
>>382885106
Japanese Man x Big Tits Black Hot Fetish Horse Movie
>>
Is he STILL explaining the fucking exploding bolts glitch?

It's real fucking simple. It uses regular ammo in place of special ammo, but the effect of the special ammo is what you get.

>HE'S STILL GOING
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>>382885106
hahahahahaha
>>
>>382885182
>Are you normal? You are normal, right?
>>
>>382885106
Jesus christ how do you guys find this shit
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I hope that dog shits on her.
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>>382884976
Give up
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>>382885127
Why do you want her to talk?
>>
>>382885182
>transphobic
>scared of trannies
Why would anyone be scared of trannies? They're literally the most cucked of people.
>>
>>382885071
>out of nowhere
Oh right I forgot its totally like modern /v/ to spam NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER when black women show up, my bad
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save dogger
>>
HE'S GOING FOR IT
>>
>>382885106
The rarest form of porn around. Asian male and black female
>>
>>382885272
nigga keep posting.
>>
>erb

Why don't Americans pronounce the H in herb?

It's pronounced HURB
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>>382885106
>someone had sex with that
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>>382885106
This was mentioned earlier and I thought it was just a shitpost. Guess it wasn't.
>>
Man somebody need to call PETA SWAT, that dog wants the fuck out of there.
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>>382885179
Do not put wine in your butt.
>>
>>382885278
Because they're mentally unstable. Mentally ill people are fuckin' scary.
>>
>>382885274
I don't want her to talk. She obviously has nothing of value to say. Why would you be on the couch if you don't have any good comments?
>>
>>382885272
>downloading 800 megs worth of his work

Thanks anon for posting these.
>>
>>382885282
>modern /v/
Oh now you've done it
>>
>>382885106

I fucking love this site
>>
>>382885282
>double nigger
>sixty niggers
>nigger stole my bike
>pool's closed
>giganigga
yeah 4chan was a den of love and tolerance before those darn dirty POLTARDS came here
>>
>>382885106

Wait, is she a call girl or something?
>>
>>382885282
But she is a nigger anon, what's wrong with you.
>>
>>382885216
>>382885235
Ya as far as I can tell the actual video is gone, unless it's on some japanese site

>>382885220
>>382885256
literally just google her handle and farms and pull are some of the top links?
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>>382885323
PLEASE POST ALL THE WINE AND SHIT OUT OF HER!
>>
>>382885323
Why not?
>>
>>382885323
Buttchugging is really dangerous.
>>
>>382885340
whats the artist name?
>>
>>382885314
I would but I'm real desperate
>>
3 hours that dogs been trapped there
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>That dog right now
>>
what if this chick just swallows the dog if it keeps acting up. Id donate 5K
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>>382885290
>hipster glasses
>metal zit piercing
it's even worse
these dicksuckin lips tho
>>
>>382885282
kys nigger
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I fucking hate trannies.
>>
>>382885278
phobic= repelled by (Like a hydrophobic powder that doesn't mix in water well)

phobia= scared of.
>>
>>382885351
>literal jokes
>taking these seriously
>people on pol call people kikes and niggers
>it's REAAAAAAAAAAL REEEEE
>taking pol seriously
>taking anything on 4chan seriously.
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>>382885106
>Literally see a black person on a Stream
>Porn found of her within 1 hour

I fucking love /v/
>>
>>382885282
stop baiting, faggot
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>>382885304
>only 3 posts and you have to solve 4566 captchas
Thanks hiro.
>>
HE ESCAPED
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>>382885359
Apparently, but I don't speak japanese and can't verify this shit, just going off of what is posted elsewhere
>>
DOG IS FREE
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>>382885106
MANIPULATIONS OF MY MIND
EXPECTATIONS WELL DEFINED
>>
god you disgusting ham beast put your disgusting tits away.
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so
he is finally a woman
what the fuck
i feel kind of cheated
i thought this stream was all about trannies, not women

maybe she gets banned from the event if they found out she is really a woman
>>
He's free!
>>
>Bonesaw banned
>Sheboon showing off her disgusting legs and tits is a-OK

Disgusting.
>>
you are free now
>>
>>382885351
>ytmnd is 4chan
lol look at this newfag trying to fit in
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>>382885175
Tell me about it. I think going for too long though has some other negative effects though.... Quick blog. Being abstinent for too long puts me in a pseudo manic state where I'm super motivated to do shit and change but the second I orgasm I immediately revert which leads to super regret in a lot of cases. Like awaking from a dream and realizing you slept with that beast on the gdq couch.
>>382885272
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>
>>382885397
good post
>>
>>382885464
>>382885456
Where'd he go? I missed it
>>
>>382885459
so she was a hooker in Japan?
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>>382885459
>dynamite body
Also is that a fucking bulge.
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>>382885340
You are welcome.
>>
>>382885442
you using 4chanX? switch to legacy captcha, aside from getting a pass it makes it 10x easier.
>>
>>382885459
Dem fake nails
>>
>>382885459
nice
>>
>>382885483
Gonna chew on some cabling, more donations for tech crew
>>
>>382885459
Those tasteless fucking nails, it's definitely her.
>>
>>382885459
>barbie
Holy fucking kek.
>>
>>382885459
those nails lmao
>>
>>382885459
>Those fucking claws
How the shit do you wipe or pick anything up?
>>
>>382885424
No, you are an idiot. If you have a phobia like claustrophobia then you are claustrophobic. Phobia means something specific for humans. Or at least it used to
>>
>>382885510
He was actually swallowed by the Queen Kong.
>>
On a scale of 1 to 10 how bored is the she boon?
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>when the best character dies first
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Wtf? That literally looks like an ape in a blonde wig
>>
where did pupper go?
>>
naw, that thing is a man.

To quote the late ryan davis "She got a penitentiary body"
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>>382885503
Never
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>>382885572
That's just how niggers are, man.
>>
>>382885459

A weeb callgirl in Japan?
>>
i looked away. where is the dog
>>
>>382885542
The name is Barbie, so it must be some amazing coincidence if it isn't her.
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>>382885106
holy shit
>>
I can't be assed to actually watch these events live anymore because of how terrible they've gotten, but how many trannies are at this event? I know the number has risen dramatically over the past few years, from just Withhelde being the only obvious one to having multiple runners pausing just to shoutout a tranny.
>>
>>382885528
You can use legacy captcha even without shitty 4chanx.
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>Doggo finally got away.
LIBERTATEM GLORIA
>>
>>382885567
Still less bored than when she's getting railed by tiny Jap cocktail wieners.
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I pity this man.
>>
>>382885380
souma
>>
>>382885323
do you have more?
>>
>>382885573
>>
>>382885503
Your body builds up testosterone the longer you don't ejaculate (or look at porn. don't edge either). When you ejaculate, your body releases chemicals meant to calm you down and attach you to your partner, and your testosterone levels drop.

It's the testosterone that motivates you and makes you want to do things. Test is the 'get shit done' hormone.
>>
this community is disturbingly fucked up

the home of basement dwellers, but also the most degenerate women/transexuals

what the fuck is going on here
and don't tell me this is the norm
>>
>>382885459
>60 minutes for $180
>08 number
I'm calling immigration tomorrow.
>>
>>382885609
>mrw fidget spinners are banned
>>
>>382885373
Because it is a super secret way to get drunk with less booze. Beer makers don't want you to know because then you buy less beer! Same goes for other liquors. Don't talk about it too much because alcohol makers might lobby for it to be outlawed.
>>
>>382885567
>I don't know anything about videogames
>the stream is too loud
>the push-up bra makes my boobs hurt
>I wish I was at home doing a cam show
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>>382885459
>that waist
>60
Yeah right.
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>>382885591
i'm not even into anime but this is nice

who artist
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>>382885528
>>382885615
Thank you.
>>
>>382885567
She just yawned and she's clearly struggling to stay awake.

I don't know why the fuck women pretend to like video games.
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>open chat for a minute
>timeouts/bans every fucking second
mfw
>>
black chick gotta be at work at ikea in 4 hours.
>>
>>382885672
We don't post pachinko here son.
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>>382885640
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>
>>382885459
>be in country filled with qt jap girls
>fuck baboon instead
???
>>
i am very concerned for that dog. someone please tell me where it went
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LEAVE IT ALONE
>>
>>382885290
That's literally a man.
>>
>>382884580
>not watching it on the Switch for the portable GDQ-experience

You guys are being shackled to your couch, I pity you all.
>>
>ban fumos, swearing, and anything fun in the name of making the event "family friendly" and "less toxic"
>allow a literal whore on the couch
Just amazing. What a classy event.
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>all these retarded kids talking about nofap
Are you all freshmen or what? Good lord.
>>
>>382885605
She handed it to someone else because she got bored of torturing it
>>
wait where did the doggo go?
>>
>>382885706
For cheap attention from betamax faggots.
>>
>>382885747
Breakfast
>>
>>382885709
Got banned for using the word tit when asking why she's allowed to have that much cleavage and isn't this a child friendly stream?
>>
>>382885747
her thighs swallowed it, it's gone anon
>>
>>382885738
anything thats not a jap woman is exotic and different to a jap man
>>
this is fucking boring
>>
where is the fucking dog
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>WHERE IS MY FRIEND?
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ALL EMPLOYEES
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>>382885672
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=67520&type=all&p=3

http://safebooru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=souma_%28ordures%29
>>
>>382885768
Who is this goddess
>>
>>382885738
>It's actually illegal for foreigners to work in AV or prostitution.
Report the number desu
>>
>>382885768
>this assmad other people have better self control than him

ayylmao
>>
just tell me what the fuck is that woman (presumably a prostitute) doing in that couch

WHY IS SHE THERE?
>>
>>382885640
speedrunning is a hobby that is absolutely impenetrable by non-autists
so any women that pop up in it are going to be pretty low on the totem pole crazies, or not actually women at all
>>
>>382885182

Everyone hates trannies. Even those within the Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual communities.
>>
someone looks to have had the common decency to care for it instead of use it as another attention trinket after seeing its discomfort. Hopefully, its on its way to the SPCA where someone can adopt it.
>>
>>382885765
fumos?
>>
>>382885765
Why were fumos banned? They're not lewd or anything
>>
>>382885836
There are a ton of JAVs with white girls
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heh
>>
Where the fuck did the dog go? The fat whore eat it?
>>
>>382885832
these proportions are sinful

thanks anon
>>
>>382885869
It's not prostitution if you film it anon
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>tfw you hate gays and trannies but you know that prostate orgasms feel wayy better than fapping/using an onahole
>>
>>382885873
kek
>>
>>382885831
MY BUSINESS
>>
>>382885867
Weebs kept leaving them on the couch, one of the times they did it it was Mikes turn to run so he threw it away and after that banned it.
>>
How is the girl on the couch coping without her emotional support animal?
>>
>>382885878
it was squirming to escape awesome kongs grasp so someone came and she handed it off to them.
>>
>>382885891
this
>>
>Literally 3 (three) ((THREE)) people in the audience
hahah
>>
>>382885768
Try it for just a week. You will feel the difference.
>>
>>382885890
You just said that it's illegal to have foreigners in AV
>>
>>382885891
You also know that cocain would feel great but you don't have to use it
>>
>>382885930
It's 5:45am
>>
>>382885891
tried to find mine once, just got a sore ass and a shit covered fingers
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>>382885907
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is that guy having a seizure in the chair???
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>>382885930
It's early morning in burgerland
>>
So what?
I've been using amphetamines since yesterday and I'm still up, they have no excuse
>>
Do you think the chick gets turned on when he kills dogs?
>>
>>382885953
verified. faped last night after 1 week break. felt cool.
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>>382885634
My hormones must be fucked beyond repair then. It's a 180 heel turn the second it's done. And then im stuck next to the beast trying to figure out how to get out of that situation asap. How the fuck are you supposed to function when the only motivation you ever get completely leaves when you o gasm???? I'm 26 and I still havent found a balance.

>>382885591
I SAID STOP! IM BEGGING YOU
>>
>>382885960
Not the same anon you were talking to, i kind of interjected. I'm sleep deprived and didn't fully read your post. Please accept my sincerest apologies.
>>
>>382885919
She appears to be tensing up and looks bored/uncomfortable with where she is. Like... every reason for this kind of person NOT to be at an event dedicated to being an autismo in video games.
>>
>>382885373
this
>>382885649

but also because it's a sure fire way to kill yourself by alcohol poisoning since the alcohol goes very quickly into your bloodstream
>>
>>382885843
she was on the coach at agdq for this guy's run. He's her boyfriend. Or at least one of them
>>
Summoner is shaking. Is he getting ready to unleash some shit?
>>
>>382885953
Not that guy but I did and it felt awful, I ended up rubbing one out even though I wasn't horny just to relieve the physical discomfort.
>>
ResidentSleeper in the back
>>
>>382885459
バービー Barbie
年齢 Age 20
サイズ Size Large
タグ Tag タトゥー無し No tattoos
コメント 明るい のりのよい ダイナマイトボディの20歳の黒人です。日本語は少しです。 Bright, easy to ride, dynamite body, 20 year old nigress. Speaks a little Weeb.
オプション Option
パンティ Panties
ストッキング Stockings
バイブ Vibrator
出勤状況 Times available, Monday Tuesday 12:00PM to 1:00AM

店舗情報 Shop Information
金髪・外人 ボニータ 池袋 Blonde Foreigners BONITA Ikebukuro
金髪 池袋発~東京23区他近県まで From the 23 wards of Tokyo to other surrounding prefectures (Yokohama, Saitama)

60分18000~ One hour = $200
>>
>>382886023
ok I'll stop sorry
>>
>>382886007
same
>>
>>382886051
He's going to mate with that cave girl
>>
>>382885891
>prostate orgasms
>he spends an hour getting shit everywhere for a "better fap"
Onaholes are already way too much fucking hassle, you expect me to ram stuff into my shitter for 2 hours because MAYBE something will happen? Make it easier, faggot.
>>
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WHOOOOOOO
>>
Who that negress? A legit girl or yet another girl (male)?
>>
>>382885373
Because it's fucking weird and disgusting
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Post breakfasts and r8 others food
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Who /sleepy/ here?
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YOU SAT ON THE DOG?!
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This commentary
>>
>>382885891
Really good? Yeah. Very intense. But better? I dunno, a good onahole is really amazing.
>>
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MIDDLE GUY DOING?
HE IS JUST LOOKING AT HER ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
>>
>>382886063
We clearly know why she's here at gdq then.

Not for the games, but definitely for the tricks
>>
>>382886063
Go find her porn japanon?
>>
>>382886106
>fast food

for shame

I think I'll make some delicious scrambles
>>
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>>382886023
No, no one stops
>>
>>382883440
I don't get it.
>>
>>382885768
Except I'm not talking about nofap. I looked into it and it was just psychobabble about religious shit and relationships. I'm just in it to test my self control every now and then.
>>
>>382886063
>Bright
>200 burgerbucks to fuck it
my fucking sides
>>
>>382886120
jej
>>
>>382886139
QUICK tricks.
>>
>>382886063
>Work all week at salaryman job
>go to convenience store and buy your dinner
>go home to no one
>Think to yourself "I'll buy companionship for the night"
>come across her page
>"I want to have sex with this"

There are fates worth than death, /v/
>>
>>382886130
Between him looking at her constantly, the shitty commentary, and finding out that she's an actual prostitute, this run is uncomfortable as fuck to watch. Bring the doggo back
>>
>>382886130
Apparently there's a screen on the floor or something
>>
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>>382886063

>one hour = $200
>paying that much for "her"

Jesus.
>>
>5:48
I guess I should try to sleep
>>
>>382886120
Chrissy did not deserve her
>>
>>382886097
Find your prostate. Massage it for a couple minutes and then jerk off. Wow, it's like magic!

>getting shit everywhere
Just make sure you don't need to take a shit and you'll be fine.
>>
>>382886098
you retard he's looking at the lower screen
>>
>>382884572

Jesus christ why in enema porn a thing
>>
>>382885591
Disgusting niggers are only good looking in 2D because you can give them white features
>>
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mmmmmmmm
>>
>>382885925
Oh no, now the mental illness is free!
>>
I still think its Big Jon the youtube guy who wants to see how big he can get (drinks shakes on cam, etc). in drag.
>>
>>382886228
Assholes are for shitting not fingering!
>>
>>382886250
Oh shit I'm sorry
>>
>>382886184
There's no real science behind it, but it can help if you're legitimately addicted to jerking off.

t. guy who's fucked his dick up from whacking it too much
>>
this is so fucking boring
>>
>>382886183
Tranny with serious mental issues thinks that everything is transphobic.
>>
>>382885878
>Service dog
>Fucking off on it's own
xddd
>>
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i see a dans sub in chat and i'm like show me the goods

i thought that emote was banned but I guess not
>>
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I am crying, I don't laugh in a thread like this in ages, thank you guys.
>>
but why put your prostitute on the couch?
>>
>>382886304
Duty accomplished
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>>382886030
Yeah that's what the beer company tells you to keep you from their secrets. I know better nice try beer shill. They know most people are afraid of assplay so they play up that story to keep people away from the truth!
>>
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>>382886120
WATCH IT BARBIE
>>
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>>382886247
>only black people can be tanned
Please shut your mouth.
>>
>>382886306
It was unbanned
>>
She looks alright I'd hit it. Wouldn't pay for it mind you but never had dark meat before.
>>
>>382886053
It didn't make me uncomfortable. I felt like I had more energy, and like my dick was less "worn out," if that makes any sense.

However literally anything makes you horny when you get to that point.
>>
Boring speedrunning game
Boring runner
Boring couch
No one cares
>>
>>382885609
he's doing that on purpose, he must be
>like six pens in his pocket
>just keeps fucking going

there's going to be a mountain of pens under that chair, he's going to rise up like father appeninus on his throne of shitty biros
>>
>>382886326
Self promotion of course.
>>
>>382886346
If your tan is brown as shit like a nigger then you're already a nigger or a mulatto mixed nigger
>>
new thread
>>382886378

new thread
>>382886378

new thread
>>382886378
>>
>>382886023
get a fucking fleshlight bro til you figure your shit out. when you are done you will thank me. no having to worry about how longer she is gonna stay around or weirdness.
>>
>She never talks
Why give her a headset?
>>
>>382886283
If they were just for shitting it wouldn't feel so nice to put something in there.
>>
>she's literally just sitting there, yawning
>contributes absolutely fucking nothing to the stream
>is literally a token nigger
>>
>>382886417
To further snub bonesaw
>>
>>382885340
Link
>>
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>>382886350

>Wouldn't pay for it mind you but never had dark meat before.

Pick a black girl you wouldn't mind fucking /v/.
>>
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Who here /loves protomagicalgirl/
>>
>>382884789
livestreamer still works
>>
>>382886197
Tricks done quick

I imagine she'll make out like a bandit at an event like this.

Someone tweet chibi this information
>>
>>382886428
Like sweet tasting poison
>>
>>382886470
Not even himself
>>
>>382886467
Well we don't have em where I'm from is all.
>>
>>382886492
are you saying that fingering your ass is like drinking antifreeze?
>>
>>382886353
>I felt like I had more energy, and like my dick was less "worn out," if that makes any sense.

Sure, I felt like that after 3 days, but after a week I felt like my balls/prostate needed to be cracked like a stiff neck. It was a horrible feeling of constant pressure that instantly vanished the moment I jerked off.
>>
>>382886543
Yes. Neither are right to do
>>
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>>382886292
I didn't think it had any affects on me until I stopped for a while but the negatives from abstaining were just as bad in the opposite direction and it wasn't sustainable.
Abstain=Super motivated to fix life and crave sex
Get Sex=No motivation for anything and want to abstain to feel motivated again.
Rinse and repeat.
And yeah I've fucked up my dick too from too much jackin.
Balance is a lie. At least for me. sorry for the shitty blogpost
>>
>>382886612
So doing both would cancel it out and make it right again!
>>
>>382886543
Does antifreeze tastes nice?
>>
>>382886573
fapping every day < nofap <<<<<< healthy fapping schedule
>>
>>382886672
No. That makes no sense
>>
>>382886693
It has to. Little kids drink that shit up all the time. Though nowadays i think they add bitterant.
>>
>>382886407
I've owned 2 flesh lights and threw them both away. Felt good and all but little trumps no hands and a good bj.
>>
>>382885609
fuggn lold
>>
>He/she is not naturally blond/e
Non-whites try so hard.
>>
>>382886467
middle row, second from the left
she's cute
>>
>>382886407
>>382886898

Fleshlights are a fucking waste.

When I wanna jack off, the last thing I want to do is
>Warm it up
>lube it up
>finish
>deal with cleaning it
>make sure it doesn't get fucking gross so I can reuse it.

I seriously do not bother with it. I've had one for like 7 months and used it like once a month. Granted, I used it a shitload in the beginning but you just stop because it's easier to just wank like you've been doing since you were 13.
>>
>>382886237
is there two lower screens? i've only sat in the right side of the room so i've only seen the right one
>>
Will someone spam twitch or twitter with links to the nigress escort site?
>>
>>382887215
Fucking exactly. It didn't feel THAT good that I wanted to deal with all of the cleanup. One of them just started to smell rank and I tossed it. Hell in the beginning I even made me own non oil based lube using xantham gum,warm water,and,some other shit at a pharmacy. It was just a complete mess.
>>
>>382886467
I always thought the first on top row as a doll
>>
>>382886467
x2 y2 is cute
CUUUUUUTE
>>
no one will notice that i'm gay in here..
>>
>>382888918
Yes we will fag
>>
>>382888918
fag
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