SGDQ 2017 - PUNISHED EDITION

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hello?

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Uhh guys? You guys gonna be okay? We cool?

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The speedrunning community in 2017

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Anri

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that op pic
hahahahahah

KWEENZ N SHEIIT

I missed Silent Hill 2. Was it any good? Or was it another THPS2?

First for bonesaw is a cuck

What exactly did this Bonesaw fellow do, particularly what "having fun" meant?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!!!

>>382877239
Reminds me of my ex. Fuck I didn't need these feels.

>>382877239
Are you asking me if I would sex this darkie?

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Remember that this is a bully free zone

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>>382877190
FREE MY TriHard BONESAW

>>382877190
>esident

>Cut
Feels worse for the guy, woman can't tell the difference
Don't last as long
Mark of the jew
>Uncut
Feels great, be it in a woman or your hand
Lasts longer
No mark of the jew.

>>382877239
>>382877249
I'd fug it

>>382877252
Yum.

i can't handle the circlejerk donation comments, every gdq i have to mute it when they start reading them when runners don't have anything to say and i hate it

>tfw will never fuck that delicious chocolate goddess

>>382877271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9Ne_SEWyM

>>382877271
He bitched about AirCanada and did Owen Wilson impressions.

>>382877271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgQmMR8lueA
This run got him banned from running. Easily the most entertaining run that year, hence the "having fun".

>>382877308

He's not wrong.

>>382877256
It was just kinda boring.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

>>382877323
>tfw i will never fuck anyone aside from your mom

>>382877308
Added bonus: Fingering/docking/tongue in foreskin is one of the BEST GODDAMN THINGS(tm)

>>382877308
It's the other way around. Cutfags last longer.

>>382877190
So did gdq fuck over bonesaw? What happened?

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>>382877281
DELET THIS

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>cropped meme

>>382877229
yeah but SGDQ money is going to MSF.

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casual 30 minutes of downtime

>>382877397
The fuck isndocking

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>>382877301
fun is actually really just problematic and always leads to horrible events like Holocausts and KKK rallies

I can't believe Oddler is fucking dead.

>>382877271

Watch the Jak & Daxter run. Its bretty good, you will get the idea. He entertained the watchers on some 3am slot and it was great.

>>382877308
>this is what uncut actually believe

http://taskinoz.com/gdq/

>>382877252
trash and overrated

>>382877332
Fucking disgusting one minute in
>Rampant sexism
>Racism
>Ableism

>next run STILL hasn't started

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>>382877239

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how much money is spent on plane tickets, hotels and the event in general

Oh fuck, that was Carcinogen. I think I came.

>>382877424
sticking an object into the foreskin
technically I was being redundant, docking includes tongues/fingers/etc

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START THE RUN WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG FUCKKKKKKKKK WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG

>>382877321
Yeah I wish they'd focus on the games and make charity money on the side from people who genuinely appreciate the time they're putting into giving a good show, rather than hoping their vain comment gets read with some shitty request like "read this in Snake's voice announcer and I'll donate 5 bucks more!!!" like they're some fucking clown there to entertain you.

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>>382877332
>such horrible, disgusting behavior BAN HIM
>b-but we better keep it up on the GDQ youtube and make money off it heh....

>>382877308
>Don't last as long
I've gone on for hours. What the fug are you on about, you filthy goy?

>>382877460
Thanks to the runner and those watching behind the scenes, glad to view to such a worthy cause. Put this cancer towards runner's choice!

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what the fuck was that

Where the fuck is this RE run?

>>382877428
This. Most people forget that the Nazis were just having fun when they established death camps.

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>>382877239
>>382877249
Which zoo did this ape escape from?

>STILL fucking setting up

Does the tech crew get more incompetent every marathon?

>>382877308
>Cut
Feels great
Can edge longer
>Uncut
Feels great
Normal stamina

It's almost like it doesn't matter.

>>382877504
>sticking an object into the foreskin
My dick hurts now

other way around actually
uncut is way more sensitive due to intact nerves
everyone knows the secret to lasting longer is to masturbate before and use your second boner

>>382877403
Denied him a mic
Booted him from the couch onto some chair
Purposely avoided having him in any of the official photography
Actively ignored all the questions from viewers asking why Bonesaw isn't commentating like he said he would

They acted like fucking grade schoolers doing a "you don't exist" pouty face act.

>take a short nap
>wake up
>check the time
>oh fuck, I'm gonna miss Resident Evil, it 30 minutes ago
>check the stream
>it hasn't even begun

>>382877249

Does she even play games? Or is she there for just DUDE LMAO MINORITIES

>>382877574
nigga u got phimosis that bad?

Been asleep for 10 hours, what did I miss?

>>382877525
UP NEXT

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>>382877332
>Literally just goofing off and having fun with his friends, making some dumb jokes, but nothing offensive
>BAAAH, HOW DARE YOU SAY ALL THIS, THIS IS A SPONSORED EVENT, AND THERE ARE KIDS WATCHING
Come on, man

>>382877460
Hey guys, long time runner, second time donator. It gives me great joy to donate to a great cause. Greetings from frames. PS: kill the viewer, save the donation.

>go out to smoke
>its still not happening
Jesus fuck no wonder they're so behind

I bet its Bonesaw drama holding it up

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What the fuck even takes them this long

>>382877595
Bringing back some bad doujins I forgot to check the tags of is all

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>>382877281

>>382877591
>DUDE LMAO MINORITIES
cringe

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>I'm in love with the silly meme mayhem

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>>382877603

>>382877603
Doesn't matter how many times you ask this, the answer is always the same: nothing.

>>382877460
Second time watching SGDQ, first time runner. My Germany passed away from games. Money goes to view the Germany, kill the games. Hype!!!!

What in the fucking world are these niggers doing oh my god

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>>382877603
bonesaw got fucked

>>382877591
She's one of those twitch whores who posts pictures of herself with rare games but can't play them for shit. Only high in the community because she has tits and/or has fucked her way there.

Total drama whore, so I hope something triggers her during this run.

>>382877571
>being mutilated and covered in unsensitive scar tissue
>Feels great

>>382877628
>>382877587
their busy spit roasting bonesaws corpse in the back room

>>382877647
That's sounding, not docking
unless there's something horrible I'm not thinking of

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>Catch 3 different shinies in the time between runs
>It's still not up

>>382877271
Bonesaw did a Jak and Daxter 100% run, only he showed up tired and suffering from jetlag because of his flight schedule being messed up by AirCanada. The result was that he played awfully and gave hilarious commentary with his couch.

What does the black guy speedrun?

>>382877460
Third time watching SGDQ, third time viewer. My cancer passed away from cancer. Money goes to kill the cancer, donate the Germany. Hype!!!!

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>>382877239

That Half Life 2 """run"""" is the worst thing I've ever seen in my life and proves why PC games should be banned from all future GDQs.

>>382877724
Let's stop talking about thia before I rip my dick off

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u_u

>>382877749
white chicks

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>>382877460
>Hey guys, long time viewer, fourth time viewer. It gives me great joy to view to a great cause. Greetings from cancer. PS: save the cancer, save the animal.

>>382877627
>Bonesaw drama
>He wasn't allowed to say anything, didn't even have a mic
>People probably got offended just for the fact that he was allowed to show up
I wish GDQ wasn't so fucking infested with anti-fun fags.

>>382877460
>Greetings from animal. Long time viewer, second time viewer. I am donating because my frames has died from games.

Ok nothing can top this. I'm done.

WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR

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>>382877190
Reminder, nothing is wrong with being transgender. If you want to be a girl, just go for it! you can be happy, you can be cute, you can be you! Those with a burning hate are no different from anti-gay priest who get caught sucking guys off, it's your insecurities that is making you hate yourselves.

>an hour behind
god damn

>>382877653
>donating to an event that banned your emote and made a tranny cry and shit
What a cuck

>>382877659
Technically whites are a minority teehee

>>382877724
Docking is one guy sticking his foreskin over another dick; like they were spaceships docking.

>>382877767
just ban runs that rely on saving/loading this much

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>>382877749
Escaping fatherhood

>>382877607
GDQ got scared because he told people to troll AirCanada's twitter, to the point where they even sent an official apology.

AirCanada had no idea what they were talking about.

>>382877607
Also it was like 1 or 2 am.

>>382877695
figuratively?

>>382877749
bikes

>>382877774
literally who?

>>382877702
>Feels better
>Lasts longer
how the fuck is that supposed to work

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>>382877804

>>382877774
Stop posting this attention whoring clown

>>382877767
kek

>>382877839
Jumpman

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>that Orwell shoutout

>>382877774
That's some serious autism

>>382877774
God, I really hate having to witness literal autists try to socialize.

>>382877702
>unsensitive
You mean insensitive. And if that were the case, no one would be cut because your dick wouldn't work at all.

>>382877659

Considering its tranny pandering whom are minority, might as well bring some niggers in too who dont even play games

But first

>>382877724
Docking is exclusively putting your dick in someone elses foreskin isn't it?
I don't think there's a proper term for just rubbing something between the foreskin and the head

>>382877281

Perfect

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>>382877825
>Trolling a Twitter account for an airline company
Oh no, what has the world come to.

GAMES DONE NEVER

>>382877460
>Greetings from frames. Long time runner, second time viewer. I am donating because my animal has died from Germany.

>>382877749
away from the police

>>382877872
unsensitive

How is this shit taking so fucking long?

Even if they did have to change setups (which I'm assuming they don't; it's another PSX game), how could it take this long?

What are they doing?

>watching setup any%
fuck this im going to sleep

TJ "Henry" Yoshi is really depressing and naïve

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>>382877460
Greetings from cancer. Long time viewer, first time runner. I am donating because my donation has died from games.

>>382877883
At this point I've shoved them all in the same group to have a name for the other things
A little word blanket

We could've been half way into the run by now

>>382877925
Hiding bonesaw's body after they fucked the remains

>>382877925
Beating what's left of Bonesaw.

why are any of us watching this, really

without fun it's a total waste of time and just an excuse to do nothing

>reddit spacing
cringe

>>382877925
The setup guys are jacking off on each over Bonesaw not having a mic

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>crop out funny, entertaining runners from group shots
>make sure to get busted face Jynx in the shot

Why is this faggot announcing?
He has such an annoying voice

>>382877839
Chibi of "I liked that jump" fame

Excellent. This may push the schedule further ahead so the games I want to see don't happen while I'm at work.

>>382877460
Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood frames get destroyed. Money goes to view the games, donate the cancer.

YOU UNPLUG THE CONSOLE
YOU PLUG IN THE NEW CONSOLE
YOU RUN THE SOFTWARE
YOU START THE SHOW

>Tired as shit since I got like 3 hours of sleep today
>Silent Hill and RE should be fun, I'll fight through it for them
>SH is good
>RE Never fucking happens
>Need to be awake in 7 hours, minus the RE time and the hour it takes to fall asleep after eating my sleep pill

Thanks GDQ.

>>382877460
Hey guys, long time runner, fourth time viewer. It gives me great joy to view to a great cause. Greetings from cancer. PS: view the viewer, view the games.

>>382877653
>those two chat invites to Feeders and Illuminati

Jesus christ are they just messaging everybody....

>>382877460
Hey guys, long time donator, first time donator. It gives me great joy to save to a great cause. Greetings from games. PS: kill the Germany, save the frames.

I'm backstage at gdc, the reason there is a delay is someone called Queen Latifah a "Ugly road nigger" and she is having a mental breakdown, crew is refusing to set up.

What could they possibly be doing?

>>382877930
>brainlet can't comprehend the nuance of glitchless setup any%

>>382877332
that cringe

How much do you think Owen Wilson donated to make them treat Bonesaw like this?

>>382877430
didn't oddler die years ago

>Jill again

Man we did that cunt last year, when is Chris gonna get a turn?

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YOU
YOU HAVE TO RUN A SINGLE GAME AT GDQ AND MAKE SURE /V/ LIKES YOUR RUN. WHAT DO YOU RUN AND WHAT IS YOUR GIMMICK

FAILURE WILL RESULT IN BEING TURNED INTO A NU-MALE TRANNY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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>speedrun marathon
>not speedrunning the setup

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>>382877946

>>382877991
>model
Amazing what lighting and photoshop can do these days

>>382878021
go to sleep

>>382877993
Better than the previous faggot in love with his own voice.

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>>382877394

>>382877991
Damn our boy Big Jon made it to the event

Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood frames get destroyed. Money goes to kill the Germany, save the Germany.

How in the mother of fuck has it still not started?

>>382877460
Hey guys, long time runner, fourth time viewer. It gives me great joy to save to a great cause. Greetings from cancer. PS: donate the animal, donate the donation.

>>382878068
they are building speed

>Completely forgot I left a pizza in the microwave
>Had to microwave it again
eh

why is it taking so long? this thread is already at 165 replies and the run hasnt started

>>382878081
I stayed up this long, I don't want it to be in vain. I also need to figure out how to spend the last of my steam money before the sale dies.

PROTOMAGICALTRANNY SUICIDE
W H E N
H
E
N

>>382878067
Run literally any game and tell GDQ staff to fuck off. There.

>>382878083
that's 95% of the donation readers, the people who send donation comments telling the women that their voices are cute need to be purged

>>382877991

I need to bleach my eyes. Niggers ruining everything

>>382878119
>Money goes to kill the Germany, save the Germany.
kek

>>382878067
Fallout 4 any%

My gimmick is I'm really slow, make a lot of mistakes and get banned for calling Shaun a faggot.

Awesome Games Done Funless

>>382877653
The fucking madman.

>>382877991
HOL UP YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ GYARUS AN SHIET

>>382878138
give up, go to sleep

>>382877460
why is "x time" bound to viewer.
>tfw no 4th time cancer

>>382878134
I do this all the time when I reheat coffee.

>>382878067
Dark Souls. I'd just shit talk GQD.

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>>382878116

>>382878134
Might as well let it warm up in the oven, who the FUCK knows when the next run is

>>382878067
Speedrun a suicide bombing.

>>382878134
>not having a toaster oven for reheating pizza

>>382878067
speedrun or Monster Girl Quest trilogy

>>382878067
Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak
Playing Hamtaro like a capo(I have a stupidly thick Yorker accent)
For my casual racism against all the wops and dagos, I would get mercykilled ten minutes in and permanently banned

>>382878067
>>382878067
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone or Star Wars Podracing

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>>382878067
>Monster Hunter, Any of them
>I fight Kut-Ku or similar level monster blindfolded

Of course a start to credits run of Monster Hunter would be hell to watch as well as do.

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>>382878165
>>Money goes to kill the Germany
Given the charity for SGDQ is MSF, this one's pretty good

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>>382878067
Whatever's great for sing-a-longs.
Let loose and have fun with everyone.

Ready the hormone horse pills, doc.

>>382877460
>Greetings from cancer. Long time runner, first time viewer. I am donating because my frames has died from cancer.

>>382878176
>Awesome Games Done Never
Ftfy

Another great day of SGDQ. Love working my childhood viewer get destroyed. Money goes to kill the games, save the animal.

>>382878067

Hatred

I'll attend dressed like the main character then half way through the run take out the mods and the announcer

>>382878134
you're gonna die son, you can't go from hot, to cold, to hot to cold to hot
unless you cooked it in the microwave then you might be ok

>>382877239
>>382877249
name?

>>382878208
I do but it's a very complicated heavy kitchen machinery and I don't know how to use it, I just press microwave and and put in 5 minutes

>>382878067
Alright, so I run the game normally, talk occasionally, but at the end during the credits sequence I pull out a gun and make Columbine look like a joke. And to top it off, I give off a sick one liner before I start shooting.
>"Looks like it's time to kill the animals."
What do you think?

>>382878220
I can do new game to end of G-rank it in about 10 hours.

>>382878169
I love it. We'll even put you on at 2am just to maximize the silliness of the ban.

>>382878032
they unbanned the emote
plus I think he bought the bits just to put salt in the wounds of protomagicaltranny

>>382877460
Had to donate during this run. Put my money towards kill the Germany. Lets kick games's butt!

>>382878067
EU4
Ottoman world conquest speedrun
Removing armenians jokes for the first fourth of the stream

What you witnessed tonight was not the real Bonesaw. This Bonesaw was the phantom.
The real Bonesaw is work separately from us, to create his new speed running charity. A speed running charity unrestricted by politically correct culture, the true 'Speed Games Sans Frontieres'.
But, until it's completely, we support the other Bonesaw. The phantom carries on his legend... his meme. That, is Bonesaw's plan.

not wasting any more time on this shit

>>382878067
Bloodborne, and I'm gay so I'd probably complain about some stupid gay shit so /v/ would be all over me.

>Bayonetta will never appear in a GDQ because it's too sexy

:(

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>Taking forever for next game to start
>Decide to go take a massive shit
>Switch laundry around
>Come back
>Next game is STILL not set up
Sweet merciful Christ

Kappa //

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>>382878307
>

>literal donation about how it's taking so long
>applaud the tech crew please :)))

>can we get a shout out for the tech crew
>after every single run there are technical problems

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>shoutout to the tech crew

>>382878067
Super Mario 64

My gimmick is that I suck compared to everyone else and I'm silent most of the time, but when I talk I make really cringeworthy jokes and everyone hates me.

>>382878274
>"Looks like it's time to kill the animals."
I'd piss myself laughing. Bonus points if you have even shittier aim than that grocery store tranny and miss almost everyone.

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>>382878296

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>>382878067
skyrim but in the middle of the run you go to the honorhall orphanage and show off all the neat mods that you have

STOP BULLYING TECH CREW!!!!!!

>>382878116
kek

>fuck up so bad for 30 minutes
>get applauded

I've gotten fired for less.

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>this damage control

>>382878260
I change my mind on the sing-alongs.
This anon knows what he's talking about.

>>382877549
The one where your mom is kept

>>382878292
would watch to be honest

even if it took like 20 hours

>>382878323
Just need a really loud tranny to fall in love with the game and cosplay during their run.

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>>382878323
Feels bad.

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>>382878184

Shout out to the tech crew that's taking 5 hours to set up the next run

>>382878274
Oh, and the game I'd run is Fire Emblem Path of Radiance for maximum excitement.

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>>382878067

MGSV 100%

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>>382878323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33w98xAubw8

>RE run already pushed back 30 minutes
>40 minutes late anyway
>"s-s-special shoutout to our tech crew!"

>shoutout to the tech crew
>random ear rape music
>computer shuts down mid-run
>dozens of audio/technical issues every single year
pffffffffffffffffffffffft

>its no joke
NOT A JOKE GUISE EVERYONE GO HOME

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>Clapping for the shitty tech crew that has been consistently fucking up every single run

Why was Bonesaws Jak run considered to be as good as it was.

Never played Jak and don't know anything about Bonesaw except he got banned for some owen wilson jokes or something?

>>382878380
>Protomagicalgirl starring as Bayonetta

HUGE shoutouts to the tech crew!!

AUTISM/ADHD FILTER
BASED TECHS

>>382878412

Because it was fun

>>382878412
It was one of those things where you had to be there

>>382878363
What neat mods could you possibly mean, my friend?

>tech crew doing it for free
>they fuck up
Reminder if you're good at something don't do it for free kids.

>>382878412
Nobody would even remember it if GDQ didn't make him a martyr

>>382878067
Game: FFX
Gimmick: shittalk GDQ continuously throughout the run with the goal of being removed before the run finishes, or de-miced before I get to Djose.

when did america become become so fucking cucked?
letting trannies order you around jesus christ

>>382877190
Good morning, what did I miss I stopped when they started dishonored

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Bonesaw?

Who?

Oh!

Right, Bonesaw. What about him?

No, he wasn't at SGDQ 2017. He wasn't here.

Maybe you saw someone who looked a little bit like him?

Bonesaw wasn't here.

Bonesaw wasn't at SGDQ 2017.

>>382878412
In an era of squeaky clean no fun he was entertaining.

The the Deus Ex run was dope too that year.

>>382878067
Kid icarus uprising at 9.0 difficulty

>>382878412
The run was undertime (so fast) and he was making people laugh.
Literally just having fun is enough for a run to be decent but GDQ staff weren't having that shit.

FUCK MY BALLS THIS SHIT IS LIKE FORTY MINUTES OFF SCHEDULE DEAR GOD

>we're good
>wait 10 more minutes guys

>>382878292
>Ottoman world conquest speedrun

Probably the most boring thing you can do in EU4. Especially as the Ottomaynes once you get that core cost bonuses rolling. It should fit right in to this GDQ.

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>Their dxtory crack stopped working

was JSRF the "jak and daxter" of this year? or will something top it?
if you disagree you're either a canadian, mexican, or european

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>Want to watch SGDQ
>Too busy playing video games

Lame.

>>382878401
Seriously, what the shit, this is the worst its ever been and they've been getting more and more money every year.

>>382878412
It was mad Comfy, the run before was shit then Bonesaw came on, shit got comfy and fast.

>>382878279
I'm not saying it's not possible, but wouldn't exactly be very entertaining especially if you needed to grind a monster out in a worst-case scenario.

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>>382878462
Don't let the internet fool you, it heavily depends on where you live. As a Southerner, that shit absolutely does not fly here.

>had a masty
>showered
>get back to PC
>run still hasn't started

kek wtf

>I hope you're ready for a Jill sandwich
Ban this sick man.

>jill sandwich

>Niggress is segregated

KEK
ban yourselves GDQ

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>>382878482
>mfw hearing that joke about burning dogs in that German ass accent

>managed to make dinner, eat dinner and crack two beers
>run starts now
CLAPPING FOR THE TECHIES THOUGH

>>382877190
How hard is it to setup shit?

My setup at home is literally 5 consoles on an SD switchbox. It takes 5 seconds to switch between.

Same thing for HDMI consoles.

Are these guys fucking retarded? How hard is it to "setup" even if it was everyone bringing their own console, it should take 5 minutes setup max.

Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to view the cancer, save the donation.

>>382878375
>>382878504
How about a coptic/jewish/tengri 1 faith 1 culture (shifted to prussian/russian) ottoman run starting as Karaman?

>>382878527
You can't register spooky ghost horse, right?

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>easy

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>On day 2 of my Nofap/Noporn streak, trying to recover from hardcore masturbation and porn addiction
>The urge to hit up TubeGalore is INSANE

Help me guys
How do I stay strong?

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>round of applause for the tech crew

The more they applaud the crew the more pissed I fucking get

black people look like THAT?!

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Who is that black thing?

>>382878527
You're missing absolutely nothing right now man. Don't even bother.

BARBIE

Fucking finally

>Barbie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCNum4YAXSc

Who the hell is this monstrous nigress?
Pessimism doesn't deserve to be subjected to sit next to that thing the whole run.

MY BITCH BARBIE

>>382878545
thanks man i needed that

>>382878220
I was thinking they should select maybe 5-10 monsters from a game to speedrun, items and gear farmed beforehand, and time starts on the first departure and ends with the final monster's death.

>>382878525
How can someone disagree you asked two questions

>>382878462
Americans have the most leisure time on earth. They spent a lot of that time being upset about pointless shit because there's nothing more threatening going on in their lives.

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>Sit Mannie Fresh next to the couch
>Put a wig on his ass
>Call him Barbie

>>382878527
>>want to watch a shitty stream
>>too busy playing a shitty game

congrats

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>BARBIE

alright goys predict the rating for this run
Im goin Barbie/10

third time watching SGDQ, third time runner. My games passed away from frames. Money goes to kill the cancer, view the Germany. Hype!!!!

>steam message

>>382878571
based florryworry is that you lad?

>>382878618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A

>>382878604
Nigga moon

>>382878372
Nice comeback, nigger.

>>382878527
>not using the trap fit 100% of the time

>>382878618
I NEED HER NAME!

was that a fucking phone's vibration

>>382878067
Final Fantasy 13 Lightning Returns

Collect all outfits and then show them all in detail at the end while saying how cute Lightning is.

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>>382878559

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Is this a resident evil?

>>382878643
>Coasties have the most leisure time on earth. They spent a lot of that time being upset about pointless shit because there's nothing more threatening going on in their lives.
There we go.

>>382878618
YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHNN-NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

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>black woman present on camera
>/v/ loses their fucking minds

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BAN THIS RACIST

God, negroids are ugly.

I HOPE THIS ISN'T CHRIS' BLOOD

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>>382878447

Is that Big Jon's sister?

>>382878668
If only you could enhance that shit.

>>382878659
>My games passed away from frames.
sonybro donates

>>382878684
lol

>>382878698
It's a fair correction, Anon.

>>382878684
I just lost my sides to cancer.

>we couldn't find him
>no one laughs
Geez, didn't know the audience and couch didn't have a soul this run.

>>382878662
desu I wish I was as good as he is
I can't actually play a decent campaign without pulling up the console at some point when shit goes bad
pretty sure he's the only entertaining EU4 streamer around, shame he cna't do it fulltime

>>382878647
>Mannie Fresh

GAYTA BOOOOOOOOTS

>>382878724
No, that is Big Jon.

Based tech crew lads

>shoutouts to the tech crew
Fuck off

is the nigger a tranny too?

>take all day to setup
>Put jinx on commentary
Time to sleep now.

>>382878670
"Barbie"

>>382877281
Please tell me someone has tweeted this to him

>>382878703
Nothing else to talk about

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>>382877991

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>People still sucking tech crew's dick
Fuck off already.

>>382878684

HE HAS A HAIRLINE, NOT A WIG BARBIE WHAT

J I L L

S A N D W I C H

>>382878214
>going fast means no loss scenes
why bother

>>382878834
TELL ME

Fucking big guys everywhere

>>382878834
Why does he wear the mask?

>>382878768
No I'm serious, I'm pretty sure that's Big Jon sister, he does run Resident Evil 1.

>>382878834
Tell me about bane!

>>382878834
>bother
is that a codename?

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>>382878703
Shes not even talking yet /v/ and twitch chat has turned into monkeys themselves.

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>>382878768
The worst part is, I could believe that.

>>382878634
Something like that would work, a showcase of sorts instead of a full speedrun-style play.
I was also thinking that arena quests could work as a small subset without having to worry about items or equipment.

>>382878707
>spook
https://youtu.be/aM8iT1UHnjI?t=140

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Post your idle animation

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>>382878834
____?

>>382878834
IF I PULL THAT OFF WOULD YOU DIE

>>382878834
I need to know man

HOLD ON

--oh

>>382878618
>>382878684
Think I remember her walking past the camera at AGDQ, wearing bright pink or something

>>382878834
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