Do you thank your healer, /v/?

No, that cumslut is happy just to service me

I do thank the big manly tank, though

Does /v/ have a hatred of Mercy mains like /vg/ does? It's hilarious

No.

I play tank and don't expect people to thank me for doing m job. Why should I thank someone for doing theirs?

>>382875993
If somebody picks mercy because for the particular situation it would be the best pick, that's fine. But if somebody picked Mercy every game they have to suck ass a the game. Even if somebody just really likes being a healer they would play one of the other healers which are less braindead

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Anyone need a pocket Mercy?

>>382875871
Do you thank your DD's every time they kill something?

I'm usually the healer.

>>382875871
I'm not a fan of patting myself on the back.

>Needing healers
>Not going full glasscanon on everything, all the time
You're not a pussy, are you?

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No and you shouldn't. If you're maining mercy I assume you're either A, a fucking beta who can't even play a hero that has to aim like zenny or Ana, or B a mercy main who rolls the dice and just hopes he gets carried up to diamond or master where his pick starts to fall off because it's fucking terrible or just ride on to some guy's dick playing pharah.

Either scenario they're insufferable people.

>>382877248
I'm the rare unseen third who is totally chill, is just having fun playing the game and has gotten way too many kills as a Mercy because no one ever expects a Mercy with good aim.

I'm a healer main with like 30 hours on mercy, 26 on Lucio and approaching 24 on Ana. Healing is fun idgaf.

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>>382875871
Do you tip your logistics?

>>382875871
do you thank your dps when they wipe the enemy team? do you thank your tank for soaking up tens of thousands of damage for you?

no. you don't thank someone for doing the job of the role they picked.

>>382877412
>this is how mercy sluts see themselves

>>382875871
Never. If they want to play healer then it's implied they want to heal me. Why would I thank someone for doing something they are happy to be doing?

>>382875871
Healers, like Tanks take no skill, so no.

>>382879501
You know what's funny is that Genji I fought last night said the same thing and then I killed him thrice in a row before he finally got me in a ult parade.

>>382877438
This.
Got around 60 hours total on ana, 600 hours support in league of legends, 350 hours WHM and SCH in FFXIV.
It's fun and rewarding to play yet we get shit for what a small minority does.

>>382879660
>I got destroyed by a genji last night 5 times and told him in all chat i was better than him
Nice.

>>382879927
You can deny all you want, you'd be surprised if you ever saw me in action. I was once even chastised BY THE ENEMY TEAM for not doing my job after I last-shot three of the worst shooting dps players I've seen in a while, and I was doing pretty good healing too.

>>382880068
Tell that story on reddit maybe they will belive you, i got out of the shithole that is silver, im on medium-high diamonds right now and i have never seen a "le perfect attack/healer mercy ekdsdeee" most mercy mains are heal only and expect you to stay all game besides her for muh protection, i really doubt you are any higher than diamond, diamond is where all rhe "mercy main (girl gamer btw)" are stuck on because they can't be carried anymore.

>>382880357
>i really doubt you are any higher than diamond
Hilariously, you're correct in that regard, I'm in Diamond, but if you're a ranked player only I'm not surprised you've never seen me because I barely play Ranked. I don't even have a gold weapon yet because I really don't care to play it any farther than placements. Ten matches in the Sweaty-Tryhard Rage zone is plenty for me per season.

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>>382876918
yeah, hurry, my cock's taken a lot of damage

>kill 5 people with Genji blade
>"Ugh, finally"
>Mercy hides for 1 min and resses 3
>"Nice ress mlady"

>>382876918
I definitely would like a Mercy in my pocket at all times even in public

>>382879731
i hope you realize that good players literally don't need healers, just shitty players that happen to get hit all the time

if you had a perfect widow, tracer and whatnot just blasting the enemy team with perfect headshots all game, NOONE would give a shit about heals

I masturbate to my healer with unhealthy regularity

>>382875871

why would I?

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I give her a nice mouthful.

>>382880871
>mercy hides in spawn

>>382880068
nothing matters in quickplay, anon

>>382881103
t. silver shitter

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>>382875871
>Cousin has Overwatch on console
>Decide to play it
>Despite being awkward with PS4 controller, I wreck everyone
>Gold on damage, kills, objective kills, objective time, didn't die once
>The Mercy on our team gets five commends and I get none at all

>>382881379
fuck you, you know if that ideal team would come to be that i would be right

Last two number of my represent the number of penises that Mercy has sucked today

How do I stop getting bored of my healers?
Seems like after getting my uses out of them, I can't be bothered to keep them around anymore.
Maybe that's what happens when they keep asking me to call them worthless and all that.

Talking about video games, of course.

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>>382881470

yeah cuz ur doing the fun thing.
everyone is grateful someone is doing the dirty work.

>>382881942
That Mercy barely healed anyone at all, and I don't remember her using her ult once.

I play Zen primarily and get plenty of elims per match along with healing points and assists and a low low death count

Who else just likes being efficient? I don't need game breaking super powers to get kills in this game.

>>382882007
Zen is just too hard against good players.

Zen has ZERO escape. If you get targeted and your team isn't there to rescue you, you are fucked. Sure you can try to kill the attacker, but against a good player you need a lot of luck to hit.