How can anyone be legitimately hyped by this?

>>382857097
Sure, Splatoon is Splatoon, but a spoiler could be anything. It could even be Splatoon!

>>382857097
Some of us still have a shred of humanity left

>>382857097
Sexy underage squid girls. And shooting I guess.

>>382857221
but it's splatoon 2

The first one was fun.

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>>382857097
It' fun desu

>>382857221
oh [B]eter...

>>382857339
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>>382857265
Convince me to purchase a Switch for this GOAT exclusive if it's really good

Why not update Splatoon 1 and initiate crossplay between Wii U and Switch instead? Sure the Wii U is dead but hey nobody wants to get a scalped console for Splatoon 2

>>382857540
you got tricked into getting a Wii U, didn't you?

>>382857540
Anon, no one is going to force you to buy it. Make a choice on your own accord.

>>382857540

it's really good but not GOAT. if you can't afford the console it's not a big deal. no need to shit on anyone else's fun though.

>>382857540
Do you like dressing up sexy underage squid girls AND have disposal income to an amount that you wouldn't miss dropping a couple hundred bucks on impulse?
If no then I can't convince you.

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I refuse to consider this game good unless it has an absolutely stellar singleplayer. I got conned by Splatoon, which was esport trash and had no singleplayer whatsoever except for a painfully pitiful tutorial which pretended to be a singleplayer.

Fighting against bots in Counterstrike felt more satisfying.

>>382858317
No

>>382857097
Because people just want to ink on squidkids

>>382858214
Why would you get a multiplayer game for single player?

That's like getting Mario Kart for the single player experience. Don't get the game, you won't be satisfied as the singpeplayer will probably be on par with the original.

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>>382858348
It was pretty romatic desu

>>382858214
The single player is a challenge mode to make you master the main weapon, if you want to try the other ones you need to buy the amiibo
>>382858409
why would you pay full price for a mp only game

>>382858661
Because I usually get more playtime out of multiplayer games than I do singeplayer ones?

For example, I only got about 30 hours out of Horizon but 200 in Mario Kart

>>382857097

splatoon, the funko pop of vidya. forced, annoying, and everywhere.

>>382858661
>why would you pay full price for a mp only game
Because I get lots of playtime and enjoyment out of it?

>>382858841
Its revenge for all the crow eaters saying it would flop, mr 300k

>>382857540
>initiate crossplay between Wii U and Switch
You'd have better luck getting crossplay between the NES and SNES mini.

>>382857097
I bought Splatoon 1, never even opened the packaging. I also pre-ordered Splatoon 2 and will actively try to play it.

I have respect for Splatoon for bringing Nintendo out of the depressing hole that was the WiiU era.

>>382859075

it's more nintendo fans eating up whatever EAD shits out and praises it like godsend

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>>382857097

>>382858931
Then you're a retard, even Siege have some kind of solo mode. Overwatch, Dead by Daylight, PUBG all launched below 40 and are way more popular than Splatoon.

>>382857540
>Convince you
No.

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>>382859459
Playerunkown's sold ~4.2m copies in 3 months. Splatoon 1 sold 4.7m in 3 years

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>>382859459
>I'm a retard for being able to enjoy games made to play with other people

>tfw missed Splatoon 1
>Have a Switch ready for Splatoon 2

>>382859760
this

>>382859760
Same, I have a Wii U but never felt like buying it. Kinda don't want to drop the money for it without trying it first and those stupid testfire shit only lasted for so long. I just borrowed Splatoon from a friend, have yet to play it though

>>382857097
Capped S rank in the first game
shits fun
I enjoy playing it on a system I don't need to strap down for since wait times between games is so short and the game itself stuck to the TV

Surprisingly I'm not big on the free-hand joycon control option like I thought I might be

>>382857540
>Make up my mind for me, I can't live with the patience of "wait n see"

>>382857097
Literal children and some of them post here