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SGDQ 2017

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How normies see this event.

NOW: Dishonored 2
NEXT: Doom (2016)
LATER: Half-Life 2

SCHEDULE: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule

STREAM: https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
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the furries won
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So Half Life has been the best run so far?
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How can we stop PC speedrunners from being the laughingstock of the community for their reliance on quicksaving?
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8th
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I have a penis
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>Weebs think they're better than furries
lol
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>>382849516
Me too!
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>>382849274
First for Happy 3rd Tranniversary
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what gender was that half life runner?

I can't even tell anymore
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What's up with those Chads and Stacy in the audience? Are they lost? Did they missed the plane to Cancun?
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>>382849498
Better question.

How do we stop non PC players from being the laughingstock of the community for their reliance on switching cartridges?
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>>382849556
pedo>furry>tranny>>weebs
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>kill the borders
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>>382849274
I genuinely don't get the tranny thing.

Do they get something out of GDQ? Do they gain a huge amount of followers on twitch or something?
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So what did bubblesdelfuego do to get b& from GDQ?
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>>382849274
Reminder that PKeks suck at speedrunning
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>>382849698

That's like saying you're a crazy insane person. It's fucking redundant.
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>>382849698
What's your FA
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>>382849714
be a faggot of the gender he was born as
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>anonymous is pretty rich
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>>382849678

Weebs-pedo-tranny-furries

As far as I'm concerned. They are all the same thing.
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>not a furry
>2017
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>>382849692
One or two fuccbois said they were trans and weren't immediately lynched so it became a vanguard safespace of mental illness
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>>382849692
Well, SR community is full of turbo nerds and rejects, it's only normal those mentally ill ''''''''people''''''''' show up at this.
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>>382849698
post nudes
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>>382849795

I only use FA to follow artists. Don't actually commission anything.
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Actual thread:
>>382849251
>>382849251
>>382849251
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>>382849485
it's just a reliable staple run I'll never get tired of, even the worst runs are good compared to other games. so not saying much if it is.
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>>382849835

so, how would you go on about having sex with that rodent?
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>>382849939
like a downy that won't die....
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Explain this.
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>>382849678
spread kemololi manko > weeb > shit > trans
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>>382850070
I can't tell if you're discriminating the female, the color of their skin or their looks.
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How about them mets
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>>382849274
>you never have penis pajamas
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>>382850606
they're shit
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>>382849939
fucking kill yourself
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How does this guy fuck up every single clip?
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RabiRibi next guys!!
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>>382849274
MY FOCKINNG DICK IS EXPODING OFF
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Reminder to block every ironic weeb downie thats """""raiding""""" in the chat if you want it to look 5% better
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>not watching it on livestreamer/streamlink
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Would /v/ do it for free and read donations on-stream?
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>>382852821
Some of us do.
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Is there a way to watch the stream other than through Twitch? All I have right now is a smart TV that doesn't have the twitch app
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>>382852841
Edo?
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>>382852870
Stream it from your igoy and it will display on your Apple TV if you have one
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Did anything happen during stivitys Banjo run? I was asleep
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>>382852870
Probably not, unless your TV has a web browser and you can watch streams directly on twitch.tv
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>>382852870
Do you have a video game console? This is not a real problem
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When are they gonna speedrun Fate Grand Order?
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Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJI8JDnLH3Y
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>>382853098
Yeah, I just realized there's a twitch app on the Xbone. I'm at my mother in law's house, a little drunk, and out of my element. Don't have an Xbox at home and normally watch on pc.

Thanks anons
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Thinking about finally transitioning into a girl, hope none of you insecure cis-boys try and bully me.
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>>382855287
good luck anon!
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>using save states in a speedrun if you fuck up

What's the point in trying these moves if you arent 100% efficient in them?
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>>382856598
Its a marathon showcase so whatever, these fuck ups on a real run would be pretty much a reset tho.
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>>382853205
Never hopefully
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Does anyone got that pic of the rap god of freedom planet run?
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When do the runs go on Youtube?
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>>382849995
paint my dick orange
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>>382852596
>otaku pandering garbage
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>>382850070
Is this a picture for ants?
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>nigger in chat

GET
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/SGDQ/ Tell me a joke please
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why is silly garry's mod man spinning lmao
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>>382852668
Reminder that only retards have twitch chat open.
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Rise and shine, /v/
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>huge wave of bootleg fireworks right as the run starts
why
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>>382849678

weebs>furries>trannies=pedos
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>turning on no clip

WTF? why is this allowed in speedrunning
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>>382862492
Your mom
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>cheating already
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Reminder that Bonesaw will be commentating Silent Hill 2 in less than 2 hours
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>console commands

Why are pc gamers so scummy?
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Valve is the American Nintendo. Seriously.
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>no scripts
>uses no clip
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drink when he says huh
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>~noclip true

lol speedrun guize!
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That guy's hair on the couch reminds me of my auntie's old cocker spaniel
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is that azorae on the couch
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I miss Gocnak
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why doesnt he just teleport to the last level with console commands if he cheats anyway
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>>382862659
isnt that cheating?
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it's kind of funny* how Half Life 2 remains the best phyiscs game after so long

*depressing
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>dat HL2 soundtrack
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>>382862621
I'm trying to hang on.
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>>382862752
it is, I was actually hyped for this run but now im dissapointed
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>pulls up the console

So disqualified?
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>more console commands
Pathetic.
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>save n reload
k
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AGAIN??

BANNED!
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>>382862697
heh, you're right, anon. i'll enjoy this speedrun 10% more now.
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PRAY TO RNGEUS!
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LOL @ whoever said HL1 was "way better" than HL2

this is awesome so far
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What the fuck
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>people were hyped for this
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>having to hack the game
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Kill yourself if you're on this list
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>>382862812
>>382862819
>>382862820
console commands are allowed in hl2 speedruns
obviously it's only shit like binding keys and saving/loading
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>that voice crack

This is going to be two long-ass hours.
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>noclip
>quick loading
??
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>>382862913
wtf how did you gey my twitch username??
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>that subtle tbag
oops "misinput"
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FULLY
MODELED
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>exploiting save/load/checkpoint mechanics

this is fucking stupid
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http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
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>>382859537
rabbits have insanely sharp teeth.
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He just binded his keys
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>>382862968
And tight vagoos.
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>>382862951
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>he's cheating!!!! XD

Fuck off retards. The joke isn't funny.
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Guys what's happening?
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>>382862931
>>382862957

Saving is a legitimate game mechanic during normal gameplay. What's the problem.

It's literally the same as using any other kind of glitch exploit.
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>>382862951
Cinematic mod is actually good
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>>382862804
I got a week ban from /a/ for BRRAAAAAP. i was kinda mad tbqh
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>>382862951
FERNS
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>not doing rubik's cubes during cutscenes
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>all these mad console cucks
PC always fucking wins baby
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you whinyfags disgust me
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>opened task manager and cmd
WTF how is this legal
discard this run
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>>382862697
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>>382863031
if you love ferns
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I thought Silent Hill should have started, am I an hour ahead?
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>>382863038
>tfw noire got permabanned and will never run hl2 at gdq again
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I'm getting flashbacks to the Noir run from 2016. That was nice.
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>opens game console
>then opens windows console
THE MADMAN
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I haven't played this game in at least 10 years and holy shit it's aged more than I thought
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>>382863062
Haha. Nice meme, anon.
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>>382863073
Yeah it's an hour from now
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>>382863031
muh ferns
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Did he just ask to go to the bathroom?
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>>382862931
Leave spaniel-kun alone. Atleast his run and commentary was entertaining.
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>>382863034
A shame it wasn't a perma ban.
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>>382862931
>>382862957
I'm 100% certain that if consoles had quicksave/load every speedrunner would use it
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srsly tho what happened to the cat?
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>>382863081
except this dude doesn't even seem to be properly able to ABH
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>>382862951
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>>382863091

Really? You consider THIS poorly aged?
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>reading the lamest hl3 donation possible
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>Half-Life 3 memes
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My god this run is already shit
>quiet nervous runner
>"no scripts"
>cutscenes
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>>382863079
what did he/she do?
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>>382863138
>than I thought
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>>382863091
name 3 FPS since that are better

good luck retard
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>>382863125
woobly is objectively the worst hl2 runner and the laughingstock of the community
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>>382863118
what cat??
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>>382863063
ICE CREAM KUMIKO
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>>382863031
it's good if you want to masturbate to alyx's cameltoe, i guess
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>>382863073
SH is next.

And I'm running it. Wish me luck! :3
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>>382862697
Posting best doggo.
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>>382863091
if you genuinely think any of the half-life games have aged badly, you haven't played many old games
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What the fuck is he doing
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>>382863091
Still better facial animations and physics than most games
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>banned the other day for giving fellow anons their daily dose
Oh geez good gosh darn, I didn't know that mods are sextuple niggers.

What are you
>playing
>snacking
>fapping
>feeling
>most looking forward to this SGDQ
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>>382863118
turned inside-out by teleporter IIRC
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HAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>382863167
metro last light
thief gold
stalker call of cyka blyat
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>PC master race
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>>382863189

post cock along with date and badge
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>>382863163
during black mesa east he had a small wooden stick picked up which he "jammed" into dr mossman as if it were a dick.
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the fuck is this nigga doing
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>>382863167
Kingpin: A Life of Crime
Requiem: Avenging Angel
Shogo: MAD
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NO SCRIPT
LITERALLY OPENS THE CONSOLE
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>having mouse acceleration turned on
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>>382863096
Good morning. In less than an hour, shitposters from here will join others from around the internet. And you will be launching the largest meme battle in the history of mankind. “Memes.” That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can’t be consumed by our petty trolling anymore. We will be united in our common shitposting. Perhaps it’s fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting pozzed shitlibs… Not for vidya or anime… but for memes. We are fighting for our right to meme. To shitpost. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as a Burger holiday, but as the day shitlords declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to meme on! We're going to survive! WE MOVE GAMING TO THE MEMETIC CENTURY!
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HAHAHAHA that fucking clap
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>>382863189
prove it
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https://www.speedrun.com/hl2#New_Engine
>7th place
>15 minutes behind WR
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>>382863264
Good taste.
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>HOLY SHIT HE CHANGE HIS MOUSE SETTINGS HE'S CHEATING!!!!!!!!
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>No scripts, new engine
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...the DOOM runner was playing with mouse accel the whole time?
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>>382863098
Fuck me in the mouth it's already 6am, I don't know if I can handle being up until half ten.

>>382863189
Fine, I'll force myself.

You better get a WR though!
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Fucking mouse acceleration. I was gonna shit on DOOMfag for having it on, but DOOM has mouse acceleration by default unless you do a launch command
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>first frame
>doesn't explain what the fuck he just did
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>>382863163
Had too much fun
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>>382863295
People are mostly memeing thinking they are somehow funny.
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>I always found this cheesy obvious joke amusing
k
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>runner just rebinds his keys
>has a special shortcut for starting hl with proper settings and thats why cmd is open
>normalfags think everything is hacking
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>>382863173
I swear with every year they get a worse runner for this game
What do we need to sacrifice to get Gocnak?
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>autist on couch think Barney's obviously sarcastic comment is serious
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>>382863235
Stalker is the only one that qualifies IMO
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>>382863274
>she will never accelerate my mouse
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>>382863189
I hope everyone enjoys the 100% Skyrim run. We'll be playing for the next 4 days.
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>>382863271
read the fucking command
it was used to turn hl2 on
this board is fucking moronic
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STOP POSTING THESE ASIAN QTS
FUCK
I CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>382863350
>>382863274
>posting cute asians already

IT'S TOO EARLY
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BRING BACK NOIR
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What the fuck is her problem?
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It would be nice if the runner would actually try to fucking explain anything that he's doing.
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>>382863340
It's a joke
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>>382863390
he used a script to open hl2? NOSCRIPTS
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>>382863406
BRING BACK GOCNAK
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>>382863352
it's amazing how oblivious they are
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>>382863350
who is this qt, seen her b4
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>>382863406
the guy went crazy

https://twitter.com/reallyhelpsme/status/878332663026688000
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>>382863406
this
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>>382863318
it's a fucking joke you autist
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>>382863345
twitch . tv (slash) videos (slash) 74994492
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOOOT
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>>382863412
this drama is fucking over proto lost, move on
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>>382863189
Be the King of the Hill anon

Also you could prove you are really there by saying 'I am King of the Hill Bobbeh' in a southern accent when you are done.
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>Finding it funny that Barnie and others think its amazing that Gordon can flick a switch

>They seriously can't sense the sarcasm from the characters

I knew that Autists have trouble with sarcasm, but come on.
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>>382863460
Post a screencap
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I went to sleep after Poi last night, anything crazy happened?
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this run is boring
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VAC xD I'm so funny and original!
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such a simple "trick" to do
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>>382863417
She has a really nice cellphone case
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>>382863460
didnt he have a kid or something
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>>382863424

Yeah, maybe on 4chan.

But you think that twitch chat knows that shit? Hell no
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>nerdy monotone voice slowly rising in pitch

Please stop doing this.
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>>382863352
Did he really fucking think that? I wasn't listening.
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Do you think Gaben donates during HL2's run?
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>>382863340
it's just a shitty meme you fucking downie
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I remember when Gocnak ran this game a couple of years ago on GDQ.

He was so much better than this guy.
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>>382863412
cute! CUTE!
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>>382863491
Watch him re-ignite that shit and ruin Tetris because he literally cannot behave himself.
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>>382863510
kill yourself retard
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I remembering playing this for the first time ten years ago, on the Orange Box for the Xbox 360. It made me become a PCbro, turned me into a Valve fan, and enlightened me to a brighter future of gaming.
Ten years ago.
Ten years ago.
Ten.
But, no word of Episode 3. No word of Half-Life 3.
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>>382863510
>Runner using literal cheats for their "speedrun"
No shit it's a fucking snore.
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Holy shit I never knew I had this nostalgia for Half Life 2.
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>>382863482
If you write %2E instead of the dot in the url you can bypass the anti-spam filter.
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Lamar (BLACK name), is a parasite that is only able to exist in society because a WHITE man removed his threatening features


Who knew VALVe was so redpilled
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>>382863556
>gaben doing anything other than shining his knife collection
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Any autism highlights? I'm just waiting for the autism compilation.
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>>382863538
Yes. They are watching a speedrun marathon.
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as much as I loved JSRF and HL1 this is the best speedrun so far in my view

I find the physics stuff awesome
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>>382863556
>gaben
>2017
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When will valve make another video game again?
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>>382863474
>the weak should accept tender sexual pleasure from the strong
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>>382863596
cheers senpai desu
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>>382863556
He's probably calling his lawyers to send in a C&D.
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>>382863638
Why bother when they can live offf money of community created cosmetics?
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Welp. I might have to go play video games instead of watching this. I was expecting some thing new, not just deleting fucking saves.
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>>382863601
Are you saying black people have beaks that allow them to mind control people?
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>>382863628

Yes that's a very cute zipperhead, but that doesn't answer my question.
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>>382863638
CSGO2

Dota 3
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>>382863556
Didn't he die?
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Can we trade all the ''girls'' at sgdq to have gocnak return to us?
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>>382863556
Gabe uploaded his consciousness to Steam in 2014
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>>382863617
Then watch an old engine run

This is like a kiss on the cheek compared to a deepthroat blowjob
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>>382863556
probably wouldnt remember that his company made it
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>>382863612
A lot of people getting offended over nothing and trying to bully ban people has been the most autistic thing so far.
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HL2 runs are always fun to watch, but this commentary is total shit.
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>>382849678
nah man, with pedos I got to worry about them raping my kids, with furries I only have to worry about them raping my dog
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the original writers for hl and hl2 quit valve right?
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>>382863482
I understand the guy. I'm just an anon shitposting and hoping for miracles to happen
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>>382863741
i miss gocnak or noire
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>>382863496
he kept vaping and slowly but surely he went full retard, started streaming himself pouring milk overhimself in his bath, etc.

and random shit like this:
https://clips.twitch
.tv/DeliciousBlightedAntDerp

do a search on samandtolki. people theorize he's schizophrenic. his twitter is weird too
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>>382863638
Only ones that are monetizable long term to whales as "services"

Singleplayer narrative driven games don't fall in that category
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>>382863756
Marc Laidlaw, the hl series writer left valve over a year ago yes.
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>>382863756
Yes, they work for Gearbox now
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>>382863756
Yes.
Not like they had anything to do there.
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>>382863756
Yeah about a year ago, probably got sick of rewriting the story over and over. Plus they were old and needed to retire
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>>382863756
valve literally has no writers left
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>>382863808
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>>382863707
what happened to him
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>>382863787
somebody posted his here. Looks like he's actually gone insane. Kinda sad
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Guys this part will be going FAST
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Death Stranding is Half Life 3.
Screencap this
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>>382863756
Valve only hires psychologists and lawyers now, wish I was joking
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>>382863801
So Half Life 3 will be littered with gun and enemy skins?
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>>382863756
At this point I'll just take a fun game and even accept text speech.
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>>382863881
STANDING
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>top level
>top level
>implying they aint shit
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>running this section without the boat
what the fuck is going on?

haven't ever watched an HL2 run. will have to seek out the old engine one
>>
STOP
CHEATING
>>
Half Life 2's cutscenes helped ruin gaming storytelling
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>>382863787
Vaping is fuckin weird man, I knew this guy and I can't prove anything but he is really paranoid and believes he speaks to an alien after vaping for months, he thinks its fine to smoke like 12 hours a day because its healthy.

It might be fine but you're right its sketchy.
>>
>Turn on Half-life
>Recieve Tribes
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>>382863975
he's not reading the thread silly
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>>382863965
that's normal lad
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>>382863975
How did he cheat this time?
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>>382863965
watch a proper run, the entire boat section takes less than 5 minutes

this runner is shit
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>>382863727
You paint quite the comparison.
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>>382863965
this is the new engine though.
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>>382864039
theres no boat lol
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>>382863881
kojima wouldnt be able to nail the subtleties that valve could
i still want to believe
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>save scum
fuck this
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>>382863975
>hahaha he's cheating, guys. Am I funny yet?
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Who /oddlysatisfying/r here
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>loading
>loading
>loading
>loading
>loading
>saved
>saved
>loading
>loading
>loading
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>>382863975
May as well just cheat himself to the last level at this point. What a stupid run.
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>>382863989
This.
>Wow! You're in first person the entire time! You seamlessly watch story exposition, free to move around and play with the physics engine!
It's just unskippable cutscenes. Fuck everyone who liked this shit.
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This run is worse than doom. Bring back the tranny, at least we will have something to laugh at
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>outing yourself on twitch that you're from /v/
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SHAZBOT!
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This is the most vanilla hl2 run ever holy fuck
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>>382863965
boatless is the most rng section in the run, the same brush (piece of textured ground) can react differently depending on minute angle changes, making it impossible to be consistent
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Love the flying in HL2 runs.
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>save
>loading
>save
>loading
>delete save

BORING
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>>382849274
>That Pokemon Puzzle League Run
>That x18 chain on Blaine
>That x6 Double chain spree he did on Elite Gary
>That straight god-like mirco-management he did for chaining sometimes
>That fucking 27 seconds on fucking MEWTOO

Why is Pokemon Puzzle League so amazing, lads?
>>
Did he explain how he was going so fast and I just wasn't paying attention?
>>
How the fuck is the guy accelerating madly like that? Is he using cheats?

This run is amazing to watch.
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>>382864078
it wasn't funny the first time.
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why not just turn god mode on
this is ridiculous
>>
Holy shit this runner sucks
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That train load
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>That's not gonna work...
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I could beat the game faster playing normally. What is this shit?
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>>382864140
basically if you go too fast the game applies backward velocity to you

so if you go fast backward you get your standard speed + added velocity from the game engine attempting to limit your velocity
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>>382864136
link me bruddah
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>reload
>reload
>reload
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Xx0k_TVY0
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can listen to the drop forever
>>
>LOADING
>LOADING
>LOADING
>LOADING
>LOADING
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>>382864039
>>382864064
>>382864084
>>382864098
IF SAVESCUmming is allowed why don't we just use save state for all games then when runnings miss a jump then can reload
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>>382864140
he just walks backward while spamming jmup
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>Based Bonesaw will be on the couch for the SH2 run
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this runner is shit in a bag. disgracing the run
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>>382863752
>not caring about your kids and your dog equally
shitty person spotted
>inb4 petafag
>>
Damn, being a PC speedrunner must be like being a professional slot machine player.
>>
I know that saving and loading is a legit strat, but this run is jsut fucking boring with the constant "well, gotta reload 20 times until I get it right".
>>
Has Valve confirmed abandon of the episodic format?
I mean, I remember back then the joke was "Episode 3" and not "Half Life 3".
>>
CHOOOOOOOOKE
>>
Well, at least the music doesnt stop when loading anymore.
>>
>>382864142
If you hit the speed cap the game starts giving you negative speed to compensate. This has the opposite of the gamedev's desired effect if you're already going backwards.
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>>382864227
because saves are a stnadard legitimate part of the game.

console save states are not.

theres also plenty of console games doing save exploiting
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>3:50:00 twilight Princess run
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>save
>reload
>save
>reload
>save
>reload
>save
>reload
>save
>reload
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>this run
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>>382864104
>haha it really gets you immersed in the game when your character doesn't talk to anyone, bravo Valve!
>>
>Heh, I don't need the airboat. Walking is faster!
>spends more time dying and reloading the game than if he just took the airboat
"Speed"runners, everyone.
>>
This fucking runner I swear
>>
>>382864227
>>382864227
Ban deathwarps too, they're unintended and are cheating.
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>>382864212
B
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>>382864214
OH MY GAAWWWDD
>>
nice time loop
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>>382864142
abusing valve's attempt to stop bunnyhopping
https://wiki.sourceruns.org/wiki/Accelerated_Back_Hopping
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>>382864240
ew. i want that bald guy instead. he is bae
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>>382864227
If the dev allow it, why not use it?
Also they don't emulate games
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This guy is so fucking bad, even worse when you know how amazing this run can look
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>PC
>Save-scumming
>Savedelete
>Quick loading
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>being an entire hour slower than the wr
https://youtu.be/LnFjTG9J-T8

>we we we we we
Sorry pal, smarter men than you already found better exploits
>>
F5 F6 the game.
>>
still another hour 20 minutes of this stupid shit
>>
>>382864280
why don't i make a skyrim speed run where I load a legitimate savefile of me at the end of the game and clear the game in 10 seconds
>>
At what point dont you just shave your head?
>>
Any% was a mistake.
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>>382864359
>scripts
>different version
>segmented
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>>382864341
>>382864341
>>382864341
>>382864341
a thousand times this
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>>382864227
He literally went into the console at one point to cheat.
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If I wanted to watch someone save scum, I would just play video games.
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>>382864359
>Segmented
>>
>>382864142
>Is he using cheats?
Yes, report him to punkbuster
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>>382864359
isnt this a different ersion of the game
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>>382864425
You're dumb
>>
>>382864380
really poor bait.

thats not even the same thing as you havent run through the entire game in a single sitting.
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>>382864391
I'm nearly there
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YOU BETTER HURRY
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At least he got the airboat puzzle skip first try
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Better hurry!
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>You better hurry
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>>382864240
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>>382864458
>Going into console to cheat
>Legitimate speed run
End yourself.
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>>382864359
>being this stupid
how embarrassing
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>>382864240
>liking Bonesaw

Hello newperson
>>
An actual good HL2 run is so much better than this.
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>>382864425
>changing keybindings is cheating
What's next, changing the audio volume is cheating?
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>>382864483
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@382864521
You're dumb
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I went to sleep after Tony Hawks Pro Skater
WHAT DID I MISS
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>>382864532
of course it is
the devs intended for the audio to be a certain volume
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>>382864526
This is a really disappointing run. Shit commentary and shit runner.
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>>382864521
tell me again how rebinding keys are cheating.

you gotta get better at baiting my man
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>HL2 is 13 years old
>the music still gets cut off by loading screens
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>>382864558
who?
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this is so boring
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https://clips.twitch
.tv/NeighborlyProudZucchiniBuddhaBar
Is this what running Half Life does to you?
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>EASY
>EASY
>EASY

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE PATHETIC RUN
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wasnt there a crossdresser that ran this a couple years ago? he was actually good
>>
watching this run is like jamming a nail into my cock. fuck this runner, even Alex can run hl2 better than this joke and he doesn't even run hl2 too often.
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>>382864532
Increasing the volume from default to, for example, hear audio queues better is, yes.
>>
This guy sounds like a robot
>>
>Non glitchless runs
May as well watch TAS

Or more entertainingly: AI sorting algorithms
>>
>Quicksave/quickload over and over again

Goddamnit, this is why I hate PC game runs.
>>
>>382864209
https://www.twitch
tv
/videos
/156491630

Starts around 15:30. Avoid the chat though, it was reeking of faggotry the entire time.
>>
>all of these brain damaged consolefags in this thread

Just end yourselfs PLEASE
>>
>easy

fucking cheater
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>>382864581
Source is an ancient engine that doesn't support stream loading, so they can't make seamless gameplay with it.
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>>382864415
>>382864441
>>382864454
>>382864458
>B-b-but he is running an archaic meme category, because he sucks at the game!
Also, that run doesn't use scripts either
>>
what's the "new engine"? the source version since orange box?
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>>382864590
it's bad when the cutscenes that are boring as fuck after the 10th time are more entertaining
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>>382864608
Yeah, that was a good run. Think he got banned afterwards.
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>>382864606
See pokemon heart gold/ soul silver earlier in the day
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>>382864639
There is no benefit to playing on hard, it just makes the game slower and more boring to watch.

They run HL1 at hard since you get extra large damage boosts and whatnot.
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>>382864647
Yes
>>
>can't kys in chat
feelsbannedman
>>
Hitlercopter did nothing wrong.
>>
savedelete is literally cheating
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>>382864571
>Not running 50% audio
You're missing out senpai

>>382864612
So, what isn't cheating then? Is pressing buttons on the controller/keyboard cheating as well, since you're forcing the buttons/keys into non-default positions?
>>
>>382864612

Me and the WR holder for MGS1 both mute our TVs when we do the liquid snake fight so the game audio doesn't mess up our punch rhythm and his runs are up everywhere.

So you're wrong you lil pinche cabron.
>>
>>382864608
Noir
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>>382864341
You don't even need to watch any good speedruns to know this, just by playing the game you can tell how bad he is at movement
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>>382864683
it was a joke
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>>382849274
>>382849410
>>382849556
This should've been the OP image tbqh.
>>
>forgot an r
LOL
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>>382864681
I saw some of it and it looked fun. What's the problem?
>>
Who is Socceru?
>>
'you forgot an R' HOLY SHIT BURNED INTO NUCLEAR FIRE
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FOLLOW SAUCE RUBS . ORG HAHAAHA
>>
BANNED
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>>382864683
>There is no benefit to playing on hard, it just makes the game slower
Speedrunning is about being good at videogames not winning imaginary trophies on some website
>>
>that feel when she won't accept your wood

BANNED
>>
Jesus I can't watch this disgrace
>>
>>382864639
If game is exploited on movement/skiping maps, they play it on easy.
If game cannot be easily exploited or is boss/level based, they do hard runs usually.
>>
>That feel when she won't accept your wood

BANNED
>>
>tfw she won't accept your wood
l m a o
>>
>penis joke
ding dong bannu
>>
accept my wood
>>
>>382864741
Jesus Christ. Let her be a porn actress and not a gravure idol, and may God allow you have source.
>>
>that feel when she won't accept your wood
Every HL runner will be banned
>>
>>382864723
No the devs intended for the buttons to be pressed, dumb ass.
>>382864731
Sorry your runs and his are invalid except for in your shitty little community that thinks it's okay to cheat.
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>>382864608
yeah
>>
I'm only sticking around to see Bonesaw on the couch next run.
>>
>>382864741
Is there a gallery of this pose somewhere? I'm diamonds.
>>
>>382864741
I need the sauce
>>
>>382864784
Nope, it's about going as fast as possible while still playing the game "legitimately".

Easy is faster than hard thus easy is preferred.

But I really do think you are just attempting to bait.
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No wonder this dude's a lost cause. He's got EVE friends
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now that he's banned am i allowed to like him
>>
>castlevania legacy of darkness run
>announcer got denied on few occasions
>half-life 2 run
>runner got ignored after allowing announcer to read donations
Who gonna win this fight?
>>
Didn't a hl2 runner make the wood joke before?
>>
>>382864784
>Speedrunning is about being good at videogames not winning imaginary trophies on some website
lol
>>
>>382864784
It's literally the exact opposite.
>>
>>382864630
>Glitchless
Just play the game yourself instead of watching a let's play you lazy fuck.
>>
>>382864784
>speedrunning is not about speed
Just stop while you can
>>
>>382864683
It removes all tension from the run, and makes it more boring to watch.
>>
>>382864851
No, but you can search it. It's called the Scatsquat.
>>
>>382864750
nn, I've avoided furry shit for so long and this makes me want to find some and jerk my dick.
>>
>>382864673
why?
>>
>>382864879
Yeah, Noir last year. I think it was last year, anyway.
>>
>>382864871
Of course. He's a robot, he was programmed with that joke, its ok kids.
>>
Reminder that wearing glasses to enhance your vision is cheating. Using a more comfortable chair than the accepted average is cheating.
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>>382864784
>SPEEDrun
>not about speed
hum...
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>>382864750
Isn't that 2Kinds?
Is 2kinds written by markiplier's brother?
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>>382864832
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>>382864864
Why is he banned
>>
>>382864897
It doesnt remove any tension, it just makes them have to camp i na corner to kill guards safely or they wont be able to damage boost as often.
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>>382864871
Yes noir did and got banned for that if i recall correctly(?)
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>>382864829

Sorry bub, speedrun.com is the official speedrun community now. Even if it wasn't, he's also the top run on SDA and they're the biggest dorks in the world about cheating.
>>
>donating to a charity goes out of its way to help terrorists
>>
>>382864829
>No the devs intended for the buttons to be pressed, dumb ass.
Proofs? You're using non-default values and that's the biggest sin to commit.
>>
is heHEE a new twitch meme? when did that happen
>>
>>382864906
He legitimately went crazy
>>
>>382864956
prefer not to say
>>
>>382864906
too sexy
>>
>>382864880
>>382864879
>>382864859
Hi /r/speedrun/

Go back to grinding I am bread and Mario romhacks
>>
>>382864946
yes and yes
>>
>>382864906
He made sick problematic jokes ugh, how dare he have fun.
>>
>>382864978
haHAA is banned so people say heHEE instead
>>
>you can't watch GDQ every year
uhhhhhhh
>>
>>382865005
low quality bait
>>
>megasoymilk
>>
>>382864978

haHAA is banned so they have to use a substitute
>>
>>382864978
They spam it when cringy moments happen because haHAA emote is banned.
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All this horrible degeneracy, political policing and censorship.

Pic related triggered the fuck out of GDQs so hard they got banned forever

What--the--fuck?
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>>382864978
it's just because haHAA is banned, not an actual emote.
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>>382864832
>>
>>382864906
I might be wrong, but if he did get banned, I think it was for rubbing a piece of wood against the lady with the red hair telling her to accept his wood.
>>
>>382865034
I unironically want one of those dolls.
>>
>>382864978
The emote haHAA is banned because it was used for cringy moments and GDQ doesn't like that. So heHEE is the alternative.
>>
>>382864906
He hurt people's fee fees.
>>
>>382864758
>He switched to a different prepared cartridge at the beginning of the run for a good RNG seed
>Still fucked up his RNG anyways
>An Hour into the run he literally switches to a premade save of the other version of the game (Heart Gold) with an already caught and overleveled legendary pokemon.
>lost the names that were donation incentives
>still failed to complete the run and ran out of time
>>
>>382864608
Yeah he's up to different things nowadays. He stopped speedrunning and just smokes weed every day (literally).

http://clips.twitch
.tv/HelpfulHonorablePlumageKAPOW

https://youtu.be/qQdKf4c7W0c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwQG9Nu97Z4
>>
>>382865034
But that is a sex doll.
>>
>>382864978
When haHAA got banned
>>
>Not looking at Alyx's ass

What the fuck runner?
>>
>>382864970
>speedrun.com is the official speedrun community
lol has to default to some abstract authority because he knows he's wrong. Really sad.
>>382864973
I asked the devs.
>>
>>382864936
Don't forget there's different categories depending on if you're running in jeans, shorts, underwear only, or none.
>>
>>382865034
give me 1 (one) reason why anyone should give a shit
>>
>>382864562

Perfect.
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>>382865007
My entire world is shattered.
I read 2kinds when I was like 12 and fapped to the rule34 of it. This blows my mind
>>
>>382865034
I know starchild, its such a shitty attitude. I think these gross shitlords need to read more Dworkin and understand our struggle. #staywoke
>>
>>382865079
>overleveled legendary pokemon
You don't have to lie about shit, Raikou was at base level.
>>
>>382865101
I asked them first, they told me that non-default button values are cheap.
>>
>>382865016
>haHAA is banned
Is laughing bad now?
>>
>>382865101

Alright, you got me. Here's one last (You) as your reward.
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>>382849835
Don't sexualize bunnies.
>>
>>382865030
>>382865032
>>382865046
>>382865060
>>382865072
>>382865096
The fuck is the point of even having chat open.
>>
He's literally beating women
>>
2fast 4 me
>>
>>382865034
uhh well akchually pic related is the dekafumo (big version)
the one at the event wasnt even the small one, but a shitty rip-off
>>
>>382865176
It's an emote, used as a cringe reaction
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>>382865176
its the emote to say something is cringy
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>>382865201
the illusion of a supportive community
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becoming a furry is the ultimate redpill
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>>382852965
ROO
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>>382865150
>I read 2kinds when I was like 12 and fapped to the rule34 of it.
Whoa. . . me too, my man,
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This donation reading.
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>>382865101
>I asked the devs
your ass isn't the devs
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>>382865209
In a video game.
>>
So is there a reason they're not uploading finished runs to Youtube and I have to sift through the vods like an archeologist?
>>
Reminder that not breathing in the exact rhythm that was intended by the developers is cheating.
>>
i kindof wish they had never found this particular save load exploit

its really boring to watch even though it is faster
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>>382865201
there isn't one, that's why we have /v/ threads. i used to use the IRC but it's just as cancerous.
>>
>Moves into a new area
>Loads a new map
Fucking cheating piece of shit
>>
>just wait for HL2 they said
>it will be entertaining they said
>>
im about to fall asleep but i want to see bonesaw again
is it really worth it?
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>>382865198
>>382849835
>rabbits
Who would want to fuck such dirty, dumb animals?

If you're gonna be a furry at least do it right and get some good taste.
>>
>one hour left of this shit

o dear lord
>>
>>382865201
there isn't really, i don't have it open.
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>>382865249
proof?
>>
>>382865297
Highway 17 will be really fun, it always is.
>>
>>382865083
wow had no idea he was a piece of shit
>>
>>382865240
You want to marry a plain white woman as a child when you are an adult you realize a giant anthropomorphic furry rabbit wolf makes more sense.
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>tfw you remember the first time you got to ravenholm
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so what do we do with RAVENHOLM?
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>>382865298
I thought he was banned
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how long until bonesaw is on the couch?
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This run is literally so shit I am going to do LFR in WoW instead.

Have some Hisasi neps.
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>>382865301
BUNNIES ARE NOT FOR BULLYING
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>>382865364
he will be on the couch next run
>>
This runner is both bad and boring.
>>
>>382865362
we don't talk to ravenholm
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>>382865293
Trannies are disgusting but there is nothing wrong with cute boys. That's why 2D traps are so great.
>>
>>382865347
couldn't have put it any better myself
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>>382865364
he was banned from running for a year, not attending
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>>382865349
>hear first fast zombie shriek
>turn the game off and don't play it for 3 years
good times
>>
>>382865383
The problem is that this guy is a really boring commentator.

HL2 rus are fun as fuck when Gocnak do them because he's a really entertaining guy.
>>
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Halo 2 is the ONLY worthwhile first person shooter speedrun. Try and prove me wrong if you dare, but you will only prove me right.
>>
Father Grigori is based
>>
>>382865150
It's still going and the art's gotten a lot better over the years. We've even got a nice little general for it on /trash/ with drawfags and writefags..
>>
im making the thread. im not making the thread
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>>382865349
man, this level is so much fu-
>fast zombies
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>>382865349
That shit was so fucking spooky as a lad
>>
So, when's Golf?
>>
>get to new area
>choke 5 times in a row
>get it right
>audience applauds
>>
>constant save scumming
>>
What the fuck this runner sucks, didn't the previous hl2 runner pass ravenholm in like 30 seconds?
>>
will one of you cucks make a new thread?
>>
>>382865448
Deus Ex
>>
>>382865448
FEAR
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>Half Life 2
>Unskippable cutscenes where all you do is wait around and listen to someone talk
Literally Brothers tier
This is supposedly TEH BEST GAME EVAR
>>
Loving watch this runner destroy a game I played when I was a kid lads.
>>
Don't click

Forgot to spoiler the image
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>defend yourself with a shotgun that the dude gives you
>the dude
Fuck these fake ass players. Half the time a speedrunner doesn't know anything about the game they're playing, because playing "casually" is boring to them.
>>
>>382865079
Jesus, nevermind fuck that guy then.
>>
>>382865539
Brothers was way more obnoxious just because of the runner
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>>382865083
He appears to have contracted some kind of literal cancer or something now, what a shame
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>>382865301
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>>382865539

Half-Life 2 is a shit game anyway. First one is superior in every way.
>>
>>382865554
too late faggot
>>
>>382865584
scalies are just furries who think they are socially accepted
>>
>>382865562
Fucking this. All these speedrunners do is learn the strats and then just mindlessly do it and hope for the best.
>>
>>382865609
I WANT TO IMPREGNATE JUDY
>>
>>382865575
It's a game that shouldn't even be speedran in the first place, fucking retarded dev
>>
>>382865585
Sounds like a narcissist who can't stop themselves from attracting attention.
>>
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>Half Life 1 runner
Why does goldilocks look at the ground instead of the screen?
>>
>>382865539
I remember the fanbase on /v/ used to praise it for "not having cutscenes".
>>
New to speed runs, what's wrong with save deleting and quick saves? If it's a feature of the game shouldn't you be allowed to use it?
>>
all these fags hating on Half Life 2
>>
>>382865071
They're not that hard to get.
>>>/jp/fumo
>>
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>>382865609
>you will never use Judy as an onahole
>>
>>382865584
REALLY good post
>>
>>382865693
its not impressive or entertaining to watch
>>
>>382865562
kinda funny how the hl1 runner praised it for being a fun game to play casually
>>
>>382865680
Because the screen is on the ground, senpai
>>
>>382865693
Its just a bunch of faggots baiting (you)s because they have nothing better to do.
>>
>>382865575
The Brothers run was so bad it made one person try to take their life.
>>
SHIT

RUNNER
>>
>>382865448
Half Life
>>
>>382865079
How does someone screw up like this?
>>
zzzz
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>>382865653
>>
>>382865448
Quake 1 and 2 are good speedgames
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Okay, I'm just gonna say it
I'll cum to anything.
Furry, scalie, trap, planes, anything.
It's all gud.
>>
>>382865806
H I P S

I

P

S
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What is it with autists and these shoes?
>>
>all those excuses

shame, just hold that L bruh
>>
solid lisp on the couch
>>
how do people find out about shortcuts that are off map and need super specific actions?
>>
>>382865743
This guy gets it.
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>>382865562
>>382865652
The best speedruns are always the ones done by the people most passionate about the game they're running. Symphony of the Night was great, and Banjo-Kazooie was fun to watch, especially that almost WR hype.
>>
>>382865839
Yeah. Yeah, me too.
If it has hips... I may very well jerk it.
>>
Quick question!
Are they doing episodes or just vanilla hl2?
>>
>all these runners and commentators banned
fucking why?
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>>382865850
>>
>>382865869
tools usually
>>
>>382865839
good lad
spaff to anything and dont give a shite
>>
>>382865892
Just vanilla hl2 this event.

check the schedule
>>
NEW THREAD
>>382865745
>>382865745
>>382865745
>>
>>382865895
who has been banned?
>>
>tfw no gta vice city run this event

vice city was the best gun last agdq, so fun to watch
>>
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>cabbage
>>
>>382865895
Nothing allowed. Nothing. This year, no one walks out unbanned.
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>>382865839
Same. It's a freeing realization.
>>
>>382865839
This is true for everyone on earth. A horny human being can get of to literally anything, never mind things designed to be sexual.
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>blindfolded majora's mask

how is that possible
>>
>>382865839
I try to center myself. If I'm getting off to trap porn or furries too much I try to take a week or two off from jerking it until I get hard at regular old women again.
>>
>>382865839
This, I used to be afraid I was becomign a furry but turns out I just have a wide palette.
>>
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>>382865034
>Yfw my tewi got fucked in customs
>Out stuck now

All because i bought some materials that are not allowed to be transported through land and had the bad luck for customs to check it.
>>
>>382866056
it's only possible if you give us your twitchbux goyim
>>
shoutout to best hl2dm map
>>
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I lay this thread to rest
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>>382866448
>>
last for real girls
>>
last for traps are gay
>>
traps are not gay
>>
real girls are gay
>>
>>382866654
oh my god they're strangling him
>>
last for m'lady
>>
last for i am gay
>>
Last. For me.
>>
>>382867750
Nah
>>
gtkrwn
>>
>>382868520
niggers
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