> Dude shittalks you all game >Destroy him in a public 1v1

>>382846725
>talk shit about somebody's inability to play a team game
>they challenge you to a cage match
never fails.

>Dude tries to act cool with you and drink beer with you
>flip him off and give him a stone cold stunner and drink beer alone

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>dude thinks he can beat me in top spin
>trounce him handily

>>382847275
thick THICCC

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>>382846883
>they start to yell homophobic slurs at you

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>guy dominates you and shittalks you
>get revenge
>he leaves quickly
>he comes back like 30 minutes later when I'm still playing
>I'm at the top of the leaderboard
>keep wrecking his shit
>he's all silent during all this

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>>382847365
>homophobic
>implying a fear of gays
If anything, they should be afraid of us.

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>>382846725
>dude shittalks you all game
>he's actually legit better than you
>but your team is better overall so you get the last word in

IS THERE A BETTER ONLINE EXPERIENCE THAN THIS?

IS THERE?

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>shit talk and bully people
>get confused why they mute their mics and you

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>>382847519
>Dominate a kid all game without a word
>He gets a revenge kill on you
>Wink emote in chat

>shittalk dude all game
>finally gets triggered and challenges you
>body him 1v1
>deletes you immediately and changes his name/goes offline

Pretty good feeling.

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>>382847710
I can't fear what I can't see

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>dude shit talks you all show
>destroy him by getting two scoops of ice cream

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>>382847365

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>dominate a guy repeatedly
>see him in a few feet away with 2 of his teammates coming toward me
>hit the suicide button

>the matchmaking put me against someone shittier than me
>GOOD FEELING
There I have summarized the entire thread

>>382846725
DRUMPF

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>Dude shittalks you all game
>Doxx him and threaten to post his personal information online

Heh.. nothin personnel..

>>382852414
back to /pol/

>>382849402
You weren't a real contender in TF2 if you didn't have explode bound to E

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>>382852853
I always suicide just before a demoknight kills me

>>382852853
Bind to kill is better
God bless Source ragdolls

>>382852414
Those guys are gangsters.

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>>382847824
None.
The ultimate punishment is them losing while playing better.

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>>382847824
>Dude is better than you.
>Manage to tilt them so bad you start consistently destroying them, making them play even worse by tilting them further.

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>>382847824
>>382853501
>Play like complete shit all game
>Ultimately useless to the team, but still help here and there
>Talking MAD SHIT all game, tilting enemy team
>Barely end up beating them at the end
>gg ez pz lemons that wasn't even close

>>382846725
>destroy some dude you're having a rivalry with ingame

it makes it all worth it desu

>>382853753
A faggot after my own heart

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>>382846725
>/v/ tells me to git gud
>tell them to play me then
>anon never respond

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>>382847329

>>382846725
>Lose to someone in a pub match you were sure to win
>Find out he was using hacks he bought from the Russians

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>>382846725
>tfw this country elected a 4chan shitposter as POTUS.

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>>382854375

>>382847824
>dude shittalks you
>somehow still more mad than you, even after winning
this one comes close

>>382852414
Is there any reason left to consider CNN a "credible respected news outlet" other than appeal to tradition i.e. "because we've always called them one"?

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>>382854398
>Find out he was using hacks he bought from the Russians
>Still doesn't get his account banned

>>382852414
What the duck? Can they do that

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>wreck a kid all game unknowingly
>msg's u to talk shit because he's mad af
>rub it in his face even though you have no idea who he was in game
>loving every laugh.jpg
>play him again
>wreck him again
>msg's u again mad af
>rub it in his face again
>every msg u send him is ended with "lil guy"
>>loving every laugh.jpg
>you can sense that he's seething through his text
>loving every laugh.jpg x5
>....
>he msg's u your ip address

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>>382856825

>>382856825
How the fuck can someone know that without explicitly being told?

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>>382853636
This happened to me once. I almost stopped playing that game. I'm not very good with bullies.

>>382856181
What do you think?

>>382852990
That paragon chant was OP as shit

>>382846725
>be burger
>literally elect a talking cheeseburger as leader
It's rhymes

>dude shittalks you all game
>gf cheats on you
>you get bone cancer
>agony for 12 months before you die

>>382857153
i have no idea

but he started talking some other hack shit, how he's not going to "do damage" on me, but he could if he wanted etc etc

it really pissed me off though, i never even talk shit for no reason. i just shut up and try hard until i'm bored. then this happened and i just wanted to rub it in his face cause he just came out of the blue sounding like a lil girl.

>>382857479
The best part is it's now opened the door for literally anybody to seriously run for Office. Like Briana Wu and the fucking Rock.

Hope you like the middle class revolting.

>>382846725
do this all the time in rocket league, best feeling ever

>>382857769
What middle class?

>>382857479
It was that or a talking corpse. Atleast this guy gives us good memes

>>382852414
Its aredditor who cares

>>382857856
Welp.

>>382857856
Exactly.