>What is this?
Computer-controlled MSPaint cockfights.
>How do I make a Vermin?
Draw a monster with up to 3 forms in MSPaint, then distribute points between the five pictured stats as such:
-Evo 1 Vermin are allowed 13 points
-Evo 2 Vermin are allowed 16 points and an ability, or 20 points and no ability.
-Evo 3 Vermin are allowed 20 points and an ability, or 25 points and no ability.
>How do I enter my Vermin into the tournament?
When the host announces sign-ups are open, respond to that post with the Vermin you want to enter. The first 16 to post make it in, while the last 16 are randomly chosen from everyone who signed up within 3 minutes.
>Where can I store my Vermin for safekeeping?
http://vb.booru.org/index.php
Come on OP, Wait until Saturday.
>>382845812
WAIT UNTIL THE WEEKEND, BITCH.
>Captcha: STOP AVENUE
>>382845904Oh shit, I completely forgot. My bad
To be honest there's nothing better to do at the moment, might aswel have a thread.
I SAID THERE'S NOTHING BETTER TO DO AT THE MOMENT.
why do you people refuse to use the booru forums? we don't need these when a tourney isn't on and it puts in general territory if we do. maybe make a general in /vg/ just for all of you antsy verminposters to circlejerk in the meantime but keep the actual tournaments on /v/
>>382847335
Because the Booru forums blow. I'd be down for posting on /vg/ I just think that literally nobody else will post there since you kind of need a /v/ thread to bring it up
>>382847623
i'm sure it will catch on if we bring it up next weekend. i say having a /vg/ for non-tournament related discussion. it will be a circlejerk for sure but it will keep useless vermin threads to a minimum and the hardcore vermin fans can keep getting their fix during weekdays.
Posting this even though it's not mine. I like the design but hate the fact it doesn't have any evos. Come on, Anon. Clearly you can draw pretty good shit so just finish it
>>382847335
>forums
Which year is it? WHICH FUCKING YEAR IS IT?
>>382848052
It should probably go to /trash/ in all honesty, if we move a weekday thread to /vg/ mods will probably FORCE us to move to /vg/ permanently
>>382848638
If that's what you fear; no they wont, there's a drawthread that's been going on 24/7 for the past three or four years that also used to be a weekend only thing after it was revived.
>>382848638
won't happen. it'll be fine. hell pokemon threads are allowed on /v/ when there's a fucking board for it.
and i'm never going to that furfag hellhole for anything, i swear its the same person who keeps suggesting it. vermin is more vidya that hunger games shit it belongs on a vidya board or at the very worst /qst/.
never forget
Plz tell me bing bing 64 won last tournament.
>>382849484
was it bribery?
all those possible fan favorites and a /v/ermin nobody cared about won
open tournaments when
>>382849689
Anon...
>>382849689
No. The whale won her way to the top.
>>382849484
>P2W attaches the skull of her defeated enemy to her armor and cries after realizing how dumb it looks despite all the effort
She'll never be as good at stapling her enemies to herself. A sad tale
reminder that there was a secret video at the end
https://youtu.be/nf3OYU8c87o
P2W actually won?
>>382850065
Pfff, okay, I did not see that coming.
>>382849978
are vermin fights to death?
I'd like to think she humiliates him into becoming her mount or something, and carry her into the champions tournament.
>>382850110
>a vermin bought its way to the top on MURRICA day
tastes like FREEDOM
thoughts?
>>382850241
>are vermin fights to death?
No,except for that one time.
>>382850241
Some fights aren't Fleef didn't die
Had the idea for a good end AG if he ever won the Tourney. Don't really know what to do with him now
>>382850241
not usually. see mr. mats defeated opponents helping him fight the boss, and P2W riding nuclearsaurus. it's just sport.
Here's something I've been working on. Sage for no tourney, but I think this thread counts as fair since it's post-tourney discussion.
>>382850065
No fucking way! I missed that, so glad host decided to add it.
>>382850241
If your vermin evolves and dies, it's frowned upon to re-enter them. This last tourney there was stuff like that, where defeated vermin were used as mounts.
>>382850460
You can delete it before you get a lawsuit from japan.
>>382850241
Not usually, though in the Gutpunch fight defeated vermin were reduced to nothing but puddles of blood.
Didn't stop Spinsanity from somehow coming back, though.
Just a silly random thought I had this morning, in tourneys with this many contestants and stages, I thought it could be interesting to have team fights during stages 4 and beyond using your own lower stage mins as allies. Like stage 4 is third form min + it's first form version, then stage 5 it's third form min + it's second stage min, stage 6 it's full on battle 3 evolutions vs 3 evolutions.
It's probably stupid, but I just thought it could be fun, and give more usefulness for minions with aoe or team oriented abilities, maybe even have more hidden mechanics to make blast have a small chance to deal aoe damage and something similar for melee possibly.
for everyone who missed last night's final battle:
https://youtu.be/11pfSWS1NWw
reminder to thank your champ that we live in the 1 timeline out of 20 that isn't ruled by skeletons.
>>382850065
>That video.
LEL
>>382850640
Oh darn. Please don't tell me I'll have to delete Bad End AG too!
Simply I'll leave this gift to the OP Cash Whale and walk away.http://imgur.com/aCvpb1d
>>382850956
>someone saved my shitty fanart
>>382851143
>Action Grasshopper converted to the skellys
it's like you want him to lose again
>>382851170
Post it on the booru you faggot
>>382851170
woa, good stuff anon, I'm sure she'll like it
>>382851170
>Nucleasaurus
kek
doesn't the host make art for the winners or was that just for Gizmo Bros?
>>382851529
IIRC host only made art for gizmo bros because he either felt bad they didn't get that much, or because he didn't have enough time to set up a boss battle for them, i forget which
maybe both
>>382851529
someone is making amiibos
>>382851308
That's why that's the bad end
>>382851724
I remember when Dinoswordus was the 'favorite'.
Blorf really overshadowed him.
I'm glad wargraav didn't win becausehe was too well drawn
>>382851932
>TFW still like Laserface the most of the original 3
>>382850941
i saw you on the forums. are you P2W's creator? use your chimp privilege to get this to happen.
>>382851529
I'm sure host only did that because he didn't do a superboss at the end. It might be possible that he'll draw something for OP Cash Whale, but we just have to wait and see.Also, with the edginess that the skelefags forced on Wargraav, I kinda want to see him reappear at the end of the MFvsEL tourney, provided that a moralfag wins so that there would be a enemy champion for the potential large-scale brawl that some people want at the end of said tourney.
>>382851980
Honestly, I would've been 100% okay with Wargraav winning due to what he had to go through, had it not been for all the skelefag posting that would've ensued.
>>382852129
Codex was roflstomping everyone, his defeat agains Wargraav felt staged somehow. He had already overcome an improbable victory, only the next fight it happened the other way around.
Does anyone have anything relating to Tournaments 2-4? The ones which were won by Joseph Waterfall, Arsenal Spider, and Owntron respectively?
I can't find much of anything on the booru.
>>382852358
>Codex was roflstomping everyone, his defeat agains Wargraav felt staged somehow
I thought the same thing. He won his previous fight in just 3 hits, everyone was sure he was going to win
>>382852548
Our best bet is to find through the archives
>>382852358
host did say codex lucked out hard in the earlier fights. he had 30% chance to miss on top of the normal chance to miss but landed multiple hits in a row.
>>382851143
>More Action Grasshopper shit
If he gets in the next Tourney instead of my Vermin I'm gonna be pissed
>want to try my hand at drawing a /v/ermin
>no idea how stats work or how to balance
Oh well, I guess.
I don't know why I made this.
>>382852652
Literally my mom's electric rat
Next Tournament is ours!
>>382852731
>after being beaten by
>AN
>ACTUAL
>FUCKING
>LEAF
nah
>>382852648
What do you mean you don't no how they work? You mean like what each one does?
Alright r8
>>382852731
>Edgelord vs. Moralfag
Edgelord side is gonna be flooded with skelliesAre there even any moralfag skeletons? I can't recall any
>>382852843
I mean all these guys have special abilities and stats and I don't know how to write them. I'll try and figure it out I guess.
>>382852901
Give me some time and I'll make a moralfag skellie
Is the edge v. moral tourney 1v1 or teams?
>>382852901
The Bope of England
>Want to make a vermin
>Can't draw
Shit
I made this thing. Look good?Hey, we're not supposed to have a thread today!
>>382852901
We have a moralfag Eldrich monster
>>382849864
>Post ideas for future Tourney themes
>>382853032
Just open MSPaint or get Paint.net (for those sweet pixelated lines) and fuck around. If you look at the booru, a lot of the vermin that are talked about here don't have too much artistic merit, they're just creative
>>382853139
Capitalist America VS Communist Russia
>>382852935
You can draw the vermin then ask for help afterwords. Hell I'll give you one of my vermin
>>382853139
East vs West
Vertebrates vs Invertebrates
>>382853139
Kaiju Beatdown in New Blorf City.
>>382853139
Skeletons vs things that arent skeletons
>>382852935
You can always go to RAW stats
>>382853139
Artfags vs. MSPaint
>>382853139
Vegetables vs Fruits
Skeleton vs fleshbag
>>382853139
Anime vs Cartoons
World War /v/ermin
>>382852935
No ability vermin are a great starting point, and as seen in last tourney, they are actually very effective.
>>382853139
Fleefs vs skellies
>>382853139
Living v Dead
Least constraining theme
>>382853139
Vermins that have the name of "OP Cash Whale" vs Vermins that have he name of "Wargraav"
>>382853139
Blorfzilla destroy all /v/ermins melee
>>382852039
I am, but I don't think I have any privilege heh, just wanted to know if people found the idea interesting, add an extra layer of complexity to the fights I think, only for later stages though, no idea if this would be too much work for host either.
I avoid posting in tourney threads to avoid messing up the flow, so I end up waiting until someone makes a /v/ermin thread early.http://argumon.tumblr.com/
Rules are:
One of the last collection runs I’m doing. If you want your monster to be an unlockable one from arcade mode, simply reply to this post with your monster+stats.
Size no longer matters, though pic related is blorf’s. Above 400 pixels means your monster will likely go behind the hud/offscreen. Average human height is around 240 pixels tall.
No actual humans. Stylised funny humans are ok, but nothing explicitly ‘human’.
No nsfw. Lewdly suggestive is alright but that’s it.
Stats this time should be around 10 as I need to fill out the weaker monster list, though 13 is also acceptable I guess. Bosses are 20 points.
Size 3 aliased brush for outlines, no shading the colours. I won’t be redrawing them this time so they have to be the correct style. PNG so no artifacts.
If you want to send me your monster when there is no thread, imgur it and message me on my dumblr.
>>382853475
What the fuck is supposed to be in those spoons?
The design is really boring
>1v1v1v1 Free For All
>Each turn, the vermin attacks a random opponent
Has this been done yet? Haven't been following along.
>>382853630
Spoons are top tier
Post vermin you created
>>382853139
Household Items tourney.
>>382853613
AWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSS
Phenocht (it's a boss monster)
Lifes: 6
Muscle: 2
Blast: 8
Guard: 3
Fast: 2
>>382852358
Looking back at the earlier fights that ghost got gibbed because 1 lifes, and Kamen Rider seemed to have just been bad luck because ASCII wizard landed all but 1 hit. I want to place my trust in host that Codex lost fairly but he was my favorite to win so I'd be salty if he was forced to lose.
>>382853139
A tourney that starts off with a simple 1v1 matches except with the gimmick that the Vermin that loses joins the winning Vermin's party. Once you reach the first of the third evo matches, the game makes a change where you stop merging enemy Vermin into your party and it turns into a flat out war against Vermin armies. While previously all your party members would be restored back to full health, now once your vermin dies it stays dead. I think it'd give for some really intense matches that raise the stakes even more than before. Oh, and each party gets their own name and flag or something
>>382853758
More to comesoon
>>382853903
forgot about the shading rule
Here's Phenocht in a suitable format
>>382852358
>>382852607
What >>382853919 this guy said, Ghostom had 1 (ONE) LIFES and RNG favored him otherwise.
People just got scared of Codex.
Programmingfag here. Has anyone tried to make an actual game out of this? It might make a decent card game.
>>382854260
nigerien no
>>382854260
We have a couple people making player controlled games from what I've picked up in the threads.
Card games have been tried. The answer is NO
>>382853978
IIRC something similar to that is happening in MoralVsEdge tourney, but only for moralfags, and edgelords gain their opponents stats and abilities.
>>382853758
kek
>>382853613
I use a shitty-ass paint program so I don't know if this will fit your format but oh well
Life:3
Strong:3
Blast:1
Guard:1
Speed:2
>>382854386
>Programmingfag
He's clearing talking a digital card game, which wouldn't have any of the physical bullshit.
>>382854260
That said, I wouldn't do a card game.
>>382853758
>>382854386
Still don't 100% understand why everybody's so adamant against the idea of a Card Game even if it's just online. Can someone to explain it to me?
>>382853758I feel like an attention whore every time I do though
>>382854583
>Scar over the eye still isn't a Yen sign
C'mon, step it up
>>382853613
ugh, I hate drawing in MSPaint
>LIFES:2
>MUSCLE:2
>BLAST:2
>GUARD:1
>FAST:3
>>382854431
can i enter a moralfag vermin with an ability that gimps it, so when it loses it fucks over one of the edgelords?
>>382854509
>>382853613
Forgot pic
>>382854624
Other people have posted theirsincluding meso it's fine, it's neat to see who is responsible for creating each vermin. Sometimes I think of one person as multiple
>>382853613
>it's a nobody draws their vermin to scale for argumonanon's game and tries to enter them anyways episode
>>382854695
I don't get how that's fucking over anyone but your own vermin
>>382854695
I'm kinda doing that
>>382853139pirates vs ninjas
>>382853758
I'm sure we don't need this every thread, but here you go. Added in the latest 'min that I made as well.
>>382854780
like who?
>>382854719
>>382854886
Shit, my bad. again.
>>382853758
>>382855169
>half of your vermin got into tourneys
>ive never got in once
teach me your ways
>>382855198
Like this guy >>382855169
>>382854624
This, still I would like to know a decent skill for my vermin
>>382853758
I'll make a drawing of them once I'm done with something else.
>>382853758
>>382853613
Size might be fucked up, but I think it'll fit as a joke character.
>>382855534
Even if the size weren't fucked up you still forgot the aliased brush rule
>>382855298
>weasel lost the hardest out of any vermin in history
>next tourney you became the champ
Well, no one can say you didn't git gud.
I made another waifu, end me now.
>>382855670
It isn't a rule, just a guideline. Vermin just look better that way, as well as being easier to work on and turn into a transparent image for the game if you didn't already do that yourself.
>>382855670
>>382855886
>Aliased brush rule
Forgive me for sounding like a massive dipshit, but spoonfeed me on this. I'm definitely not an artist.
>>382855886
>Rules are:
>Size 3 aliased brush for outlines
>It isn't a rule
figuratively literally wrong
>>382855505
I understand that Knight of Fire's supposed to be a reference to Eurobeat and Initial D, especially in his later forms, but when I see his first form this pops into my head instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqRXuO58OSg
>>382855848
Too bad about infernobese.
I really like the other two.
>>382853613
Posted one over month ago when you said it was "last".
Guess it was waste of effort since apparently this is never coming out.
>>382856039
>implying argumon is the same thing as Vermin Fight Club
>Being this fucking new
Either that or you have no reading comprehension
Hell might as well post this, wasn't expecting another thread till Saturday so it's not fully refined if I do feel like changing anything (mostly with form 3) but it'd be nice to get some thoughts.
Thanks to OP for the mistake
>>382856032
Basically it's smoothing.
Antialiased is smooth, and not what you want for this. Aliased is pixel-y.
>>382855169
>>382856042
lel
>>382856032
TL;DR: Most program brush tools come with an Aliasing feature, which adds transparent versions of the current color along the edges to smooth it out. This can also usually be toggled off with a single click.
>>382856132
I think you're the one here who doesn't have reading comprehension, m8.
Reread the reply chain.
>>382856032
Look up how to turn off brush antialiasing in MSPaint, or better yet, get Paint.net and google how to turn off AA
>>382856032
Left: Aliased
Right: Anti-Aliased
>>382855886
He literally says "Rules are:"
I'm wondering if this could work fine as a gimmick.
>>382856032
use paint 3D and just use pixel pen tool
>>382853758
Cleanup pending.
>>382853613
>Reading and posting in this thread when I could be working on my vermin
These threads make my work ethic disappear
>>382855683
>a dandelion gets added for each evo
it's the little things
>>382853758
>>382854780
Well okay...this is getting really cluttered.
>>382853758
Fine
this is a for fun project, but im hoping to have more of it done by Saturday.
drawing actual thigns instead of static character designs is hard.
>>382856380
Get out of here Seija, this isn't a touhou thread.
Once again I implore that we migrate to a /vg/ general for non-tourney verminposting
>mods won't get on our case for basically being a general at this point
>we won't attract newfags in the meantime, shitting up our chances of getting in to the next tourney like the disaster that was 3v3s
>won't attract anti-vermin shitposters
>>382856392
Those skills are still awful and objectively more shit than the extra points.
Well uh. This is my proof of concept. I'll think of some stats and stuff to go with it, but I'll leave you with my awful art.
>>382856548
T-The girl is just a placeholder…
I'm just wondering about the concept
>>382856284
>>382856295
>mspaint
I am using Paint.net, I'm just a moron.
Lemme do a redraw, and I'll repost it.
>>382856579
does it really matter? host buffed all the really shit abilities last tourney. p2w originally had an ability that actively gimped her and now look at where she is.
>>382856474
Oh hey, it's Wep Bros guy. No idea the CS and bug robot vermin were yours, that's pretty cool. Bug robot guy is one of my favorite recent designs
>>382856747
Fair enough.
I wasn't expecting this until the end of the week, but I never had a chance to express my appreciation, you guys did a swell job expanding Masterbeast's galleria yesterday.
>>382853758
>>382856139 These three are my only ones so far
>>382856815
Thanks doc :^)
>>382856571
HAY guys, just poppin in, you know me. i saw in the DISCORD that someone was doing a porn collab and i thot hey why not drop off some of my hipsandtitsnodesignorcreativity vermin? lol! so, who wants to become a real friend with me and fill my emopty social life? we can talk about whatever the fuck in the thread where people are trying to do on topic stuff!
I really love vermins but please keep them for the weekend. You're going to get us banished to /trash/ at this rate.
>>382856579
It alright, if it ever gets into a tournament i'm not expecting it to get far and if it does that's alright.
>implying this trait is op
>tfw start off with a good idea
>third evo the execution is awful and feel like redrawing the entire thing
EVERY FUCKING TIME.
>>382856889
Agreed.I really don't want it to become another Hunger Games ;_;
If you were interested in continuing the trend, feel free to.
>>382853613
will this work?
tied submitting yesterday but never finished the final version.
L: 3
M: 3
B: 2
G: 2
F: 3
Should I actually stat this joke, and give it a form inbetween?
>>382856889
Well, make sure to put 'sage' in the 'options' bar when posting, so that we can avoid bumping the thread.
>>382857078
FUCK. Forgot the image.
>>382856885
I don't know what generals you frequent but none of the ones I use are like that. It has to be something with nothing left to discuss for it to devolve into absolute shit, like Katawa Shoujo generals or something. Vermin always has something new to talk about, a general wouldn't be 100% complete shit.
For stats Im thinking High Life, 1 muscle, 1 blast, High Fast, High guard
>>382856981
And the stat sheet, for those who might have passed over this screwy chump in the past.
>>382853613
Hope I'm not too late.
House Spider:
Lifes: 2
Muscle:3
Blast: 0
Guard: 1
Fasts: 4
>>382857115
Low-poly dinoswordus
>>382857102
Go away Seija
>>382856746
Made it less shit, left the old one in for comparison.
Can this one be used?
>>382857115
Fourth dimensional Dinoswordus next.
>>382857160
Seems to fit, liking to bide it's time waiting for the foe to die of stench.
>>382845812
Why the fuck did you make a vermin thread OP? fucking mongoloid.
Sorry fampai but I will just sage.
Pssssh, look at all these scrubs. Getting to EVO at this rate's gonna be EEEEEEEAAAASY MONNNAAAAAAAYYYY
>>382857115
you could add Remastered Dinoswordus as the middle form
>>382853758
As far as finished vermin go, this is it.
I have a few disowned vermin as well
>>382856750Thanks. I'm actually really proud of how bug robot came out.
>>382857471
Whole lotta champs in this thread.
Posting my two dudez
>>382853613
Would you accept this one?
I gave her animal features so she wouldn't be a human... that's technically a humanoid!
>>382856547
Looking forward to see the vermen interacting with eachother.
>>382857732I miss him
>>382857732
>Buying herself a animal pack
what a whale
>>382857705
havent done stats or abilities here yet
>>382857732
the hell? that's dumb, make her normal.
she's the champ, he should accept her how she is. he did say cartoony humanoids are fine.
I made some classifications for /v/ermin. thoughts? did I miss anything?
>>382845812
please don't post vermin threads on weekdays
>>382856547
Who's NEET-Rex talking to? Gomika?
Gonna finish the final form tomorrow. Is the ability not detrimental enough to justify the stats>
>>382857874
Delete this post-haste.Don't do it.
>hosts ask we don't make vermin threads when tourneys aren't on
>50 people post in them anyways
don't you have vidya to play? if we wait it makes tourney threads more fun.
>>382857770
I'll do something like that once I make at least two more good vermin. Most of my designs are trash.
>>382858091
>>382857875
This. We're on thin ice right now. Let's just let the thread die.
>>382858008
I thought that blank space was the final form.
>>382858091
It's fine. It lets people bounce ideas so they're ready when the Host comes. You guys just want people not so she can snipe spots when nobody is ready
>>382853613
is Count down in it? I remember someone posting this but don't recall if you saw it.
>Life: 2
>Muscle: 1
>Blast: 1
>Guard: 4
>Fast: 2
>>382858008
Looks fine to me.
>>382853613
Here's Tekkalitte.
>Life 4
>Muscle 2
>Blast 1
>Guard 3
>Fast 2
>>382858158
what we need is just to make a /vg/ thread. but you idiots insist that if we make the same posts but on a different board suddenly a million tripfags will appear.
Get Ready for the next Tourney Champions!
>>382856981
this is probably shit but here you go
Has there ever been a vermin that's a possessed inanimate object?
>>382857842
oh ok, non animal form then, if that's acceptable
>>382853613
>>382858594
There's been sentient objects and ghosts but no possesions.
Okay, I finally finished mine. If anyone wants to redraw my shit proportions, please do.
>>382858614
now that's the champ I know and love.
>>382858389
>>382857181
The lines are too thin. If the anon who did mr mats is here, he should know that the lines are too thin as well.
>>382855886
I want to maintain a consistent style amongst the unlockable monsters, which is a shitty mspaint style.
>>382857059
Much better.
>>382858417
Shit, forgot stats
>>382858008
I like your 3rd design
>>382858925
good ability
Working on a moralfag version of host to be a counterpart to the edgy grasshopper. Should have probably drawn it at a different angle, but my shit drawing skills made it hard to do.
>>382858945
T-T-Thanks.
>>382857954
yeah, sans trash frog.
i figured theyd get along.
>>382858246
Yes.
>>382858614
What are her stats?
>>382854054
Looks like a cross between Zero Two and Fuuka's persona
>>382853613
>>382858897
Better?
>>382848293
>Someone cared that much about something I made
Alright Anon, I'll try to make 2 more evos.
Jugchugga got DINOED
Made this team-based vermin. Don't know if it's too weak and I should buff it.
>>382858925
i can record you an announcer shout for that ability, but only if you explain the joke to me
>>382859204
Yes.
>>382859192
>>382853613
>I won’t be redrawing them this time so they have to be the correct style
Besides, Fleef and his evos is already in.
>>382858498
I don't mind the concept but
>.JPG artifacts
killin me smalls
made some changes to the ability. top is the old version, and bottom is the new one. thoughts?
>>382858897
I'll redraw Mats with thicker lines in a bit.
Thanks for letting me know.
VFC mentioned the possibility of a multiplayer online vermin game in the future that only lasts a weekend where we vote on the roster in advance. Who would be your essential roster picks? Let's assume 12 fighters Street Fighter 2 style.
>>382856981
are there any baneposting related vermin
>>382859632
billiardmancer, for that mage pick
I'm no furfaggot alright but check this one out
no thick and no sexualized shit on this one okay anon?!
>>382859179
oh shit it totally does
knew I stole from something hah
ohhhh well
>>382859414
DAS SO PRINGLES, WHERE YOU CURLY MUSTACHE
>>382859487
Try this link then for it:
https://imgur.com/XK29NJH.png
>>382859895
I love this. I love you.
>>382859005
I've found that taking everything one step at a time really helps if you're going for perfection. No matter what you make, I'm sure it'll be great in it's own way anon!
>>382859895
Out fucking standing
>>382859743
For you? not yet.
>>382859895
love csgo
You fucking faggots are going to get these thread booted off /v/.
Fuck off and wait until the weekend.
>>382859895
this is sweet
>>382859895
I love you.
This thread is fun and all, but please don't make a new one until the weekend. I spend so much time here that I'm not working on my actual vermin.
>>382860009
Go make another booru since the new one you made wasnt enough apparently and leave us alone, you bastard.
I tried at making a third evolution for Laserface,
any thoughts? I haven't decided for a ability, any suggestions?
Again, please remember to put 'sage' in the option bar, since we can't have this thread up unless it's around the weekends. And it's fucking Tuesday/Wednesday, aka near the middle of the week.
>>382860418
maybe give it increased accuracy/never miss because laser?
>>382860418
10/10
>>382853613
Is this good?
>>382858897
Alright, this cool?
>>382857874
Do Monk-types even exist?
>>382860690
Yes, that's perfect.
>>382860646
See if you can redraw it with the aliased brush.
>>382860558
Alright, what about
Ability: Ultra Precision Projectile System (UPPS)
Accuracy is increased to 85% for BLAST attacks
>>382860468
>it's already Wednesday
what the fuck. but listen to this man because he is correct and he made a funny vermin.
>>382859670
>>382856981
Another one.
>>382859632
when the fuck did he say that?
>>382860558
Here's the one with the ability,
thanks for the suggestion!
>>382860931
pretty sure I've seen at least oneif not I can make one
>>382860981
seems a bit underpowered, blast attacks are rare to begin with and it's not even a full guarantee
maybe give them increased crit rate alongside the boosted accuracy?
>>382860418
While it looks sweet, it doesn't look like Laserface, and instead more like it was inspired by him. The provided pic shows why this is the case. If you can fix that, then it'll be a actual MK3 version of Laserface.
>>382861208
Has anyone ever asked VFC if he made final forms for them?
when do we submit vermin for a tournament? did i miss it already?
>>382856392
I like her other final form more
>>382861404
generally the day before starting. this weeks tourney already ended, but next weekend is edge vs moral.
>>382861404
entries happen on saturdays around midday. current host said there won't be one this weekend though.
>>382861024
>>382856981
>>382859670
I don't even know if you're accepting these or not, I just like making them at this point.
>>382861629
I sure have, glad it's entertaining you.
So the original three don't have official final evos, right?
I took a spin at them. It was hard to keep the art style of the originals and make something that furthered their concepts while not going too off the rails. I'm thinking of redoing Dinoswordus' evo to have a better head shape. Tried a battle axe but i drew it weird. Gonna make Blorf's evo stand up too.
Anyways go ahead and rate, constructive criticism is appreciated so I can make them better
>>382853613
Did you get mine? The Mr. Skeeto line?
>>382861754
I love that Dark Dinoswordus.
>>382861749
OK, last onefor now
>>382861834
Yes.
>>382861754
There's already a Blorf MkIII
But I still like the other two. That Dinoswordus MkIII gives me a showa-era rubber suit monster vibe, which I really like
>>382861754
Those are actually pretty cool, but wanna know how I know you're new to vermins?
Did anyone save the lewd fleef pic?
>>382861208
>black eyes
but he clearly has a robo-eye thing
or did you mistake his nostrils for an eye?
>>382861967
I know about Mk3 Blorf, personally I don't like it
It's just Blorf on a kaiju body with a sword, totally not what Blorf is about
>>382859956
I think this is the last update I'll make to Mortem Rider as I've completely run out of ideas for what else to add on to it
>>382861931
Thank you!
>>382862115
IT'S GUTSMAN
>>382862102
Blorf's ability and concept is all about kaiju imagery.
The sword he earned by slaughtering a 'min that was literally a picture of the God Emperor from Warhammer 40K with some other face pasted in.
>>382862102
How ridiculously mismatched it looks is part of the joke, I think.
Hopefully more next tourney, though are there any edge/moral waifus yet? Haven't seen any.
>>382862102
I mean, I do actually prefer Blorf and Blorf MK2 to Blorf MK3, but it can't really be changed now that he's cemented in vermin history as a champ on top of being the most iconic vermin.
>>382862303
All I can think of is that bullet nun, but she's not really that much of a waifu.
>>382862415
This one? Yeah I wouldn't really call it a waifu either.
>>382862303
>still lost
Did that writefriend ever add to Blorf's backstory?
>>382862678
Blorf retired from the mortal vermin coil. He exists above all.
sorry for the english
i'm making a meteor vermin, any ideas? this is what i've got so far for a first evo, it seems a bit simple though
>>382853613
Would this be alright?
>>382861197
>>382861208
I've changed the general design of Laserface as like what you've told me, with some inspiration from this >>382861754
I've also changed the ability to be more powerful. Is it too powerful or no?
Thoughts?
>>382862478
>TOTALLY NOT ISAAC GUISE
>>382862876
>When this vermin evades
>guard 0
What a piece of trash. If you don't know how the engine works don't try to make cheesy vermins.
>>382862940
3rd evo should be him on fire screaming
>>382863083
Iwas told that evade is random
>>382863015
it seems a bit too powerful now, i'd remove the part increasing blast chance and leave it at that
alternatively, give it a weakness like lowered accuracy on muscle attacks or weaker muscle attacks
>>382862478
Here's her stats
>>382862143
>Black
>Vermin takes reduced damage from all strong attacks and regains minor life from all strong attacks that land
>Black RX
Vermin takes reduced damage from all strong and blast attacks and regains minor life from strong and blast attacks that land
No seriously what the fuck. This is the cheapest ability ever
I want more machines
>>382863178
Actually Im pulling your leg, we have no fucking idea how evade works.
Since this thread ain't dying soon, here's the new 'min that I made, inspired by the victor of the tourney last night. I'm open to better names for them as well.
>>382863015
Much better, but the three pointed teeth is still too iconic to just be replaced with standard monster teeths. As well, the ability is now too strong compared to losing 5 stats, so I suggest removing the 'increased chance to use Blasts' and decreasing the increase in chance to crit.
>>382853758
Lifes: 3
Muscle: 3
Blast: 1
Guard: 2
Fast: 1
>>382863604
Whoops, picture had some white in it. Use this instead.
>>382863512
Do you think it's too op, does evasion is triggered too much?
>>382862303
>People liked your /v/ermin enough to draw joke lewdI mean, it's nice, but I honestly don't know how to feel about it? Part of me thinks it's funny, like Genie started doing smut after losing in the ring, but part of me is kinda uncomfortable at the thought too. Help me out here.
>>382863563
i love the design and concept, abilities seem really powerful though, imagine it fighting an enemy that has high muscle or guard and it'll basically have no weaknesses statwise
can't really think of how to change it though
>>382863726
They also drew smut of fleef, he's my baby and I don't kow how to feel.
>>382863726
It's for fun, Anon.Imagine.
>>382853758
I got bored half-way and can't think of a good ability.
>>382863726I know how do you feel, but at least your /v/ermin wasn't /ss/ material
>>382863793
you could just go without an ability, with a design like that it seems like it doesn't really need one, and you could use the extra points
Should I keep going?
>>382863726
>>382863785
>he doesn't fap to porn of his own creations
>>382856981
Here ya go.
>>382863894
>possessed shovel
i really hope you name it "gravedigger" or something along those lines
So who's your favorite champ?
Also I can't find any info on tournaments before Owntron. Anyone want to hook me up with the winners?
>>382863726
There will be more to come too. I have no fucking idea how am I even going to, but I'm going to.
Let's just say 7 is a challenging number.
>>382863961
The idea was that the spirit is the gravedigger of vermin.
>>382864004
Gizmo Brosmainly because pointer is my babby
>>382864004
Lewdragon
>>382864004
what are the champion's heirlooms?
as in, small stuff that represents them
>>382864009
/v/ermins are pure and whenever someone makes lewds of them it feels like its tarnishing the almost childlike innocence of it all.
This is probably fucking overpowered as hell, but I don't think anyone has made a vermin yet where you basically handicap your vermin to make your last one extra strong.I think.. Also this design is pretty fucking lazy
>>382864170
That's the point though
>Have idea
>Start drawing
>Wait I'm shit at using tablets, can't really manage to draw this one part
>Concept falls apart
>Rinse repeat
Kill meHow do these threads get deleted but drawfag threads which are literally just commissioning SFW porn is okay
>>382864170
You're not helping your case.
I found the brackets for the first four tournies, so I'll post them here.
Tournament #1
>>382864221
well I can't stop you but it makes the inner child in me sad.
>>382863291
>>382863563
Is this better? I just mostly crippled it's MUSCLE
>>382864303
Tournament #2
>>382864398
Tournament #3
>>382864379
NEEDS MORE POINTY BITS AND MORE DAKKA
>>382864398
>>382864303
>shield scorpion still gets submitted to every tournament to this day
>>382864170
As the one who made the lewds of host and kid grasshopper, I agree with you, but tarnishing innocence is my fetish.
>>382864485
Tournament #4
I haven't seen a bracket from Tournament #5 yet, but the sheets from all the relevant /v/ermin tournament are on the booru so I'm not sure it matters
>>382864553
>some programmer who is an actual person X Kamen Rider
how did this even happen
>>382863114
i really want to do this, but i can't draw a screaming face, does anyone have any decent examples that would be easy to draw with a mouse in ms paint
how do I draw a good skeleton?
>>382864814
give it enough flesh to cover the bones.
>>382864814
1. Draw a skull.
2. Draw the rest of the fucking skeleton.
>>382864379
pretty cool.
made me want to draw dinoswordus MK3.what do you think?
>>382864763
Well first kamen rider got entered into the tournament
then somehow the programmer who is an actual person got entered into the same tournament
then kamen rider beat up the programmer
then gay shit started happening
>>382864763
Host and Kid Grasshopper were one of the first fights in the last tournament, and some people drew art of them because they look cute together. Some people started shipping them because it was cute, then one anon made a joke about host being a top and grasshopper being a bottom, and my degeneracy wouldn't be sustained until I drew it.
Exclusive footage of Blorf Mk3 versus Dinoswordus Mk3So which kaiju is Laserface based on?
>>382863782
Well, it is meant to counter those kinds of vermin, and remember that the enemy's abilities can come into play, which can help them stall until Creditcreep basically implodes, or accelerate the stat decrease. Plus, I doubt that a 'min with a ability would give Checksum/Creditcreep as much of a statistical boost compared to one without a ability.
>>382864379
Mate, just remove the 'increased chance to blast attack' and nerf the increased chance for a critical blast. The ability is basically Codex Sourceror on 'roids, and even that wizard had to have the odds of missing a attack increased in exchange of being able to blast all the time every time.
>>382864398
>tfw made darkdinoswordus originally as a joke
>he made it to the finale but lost
Now he's back and even edgier and donut steel than before. I just have to try and catch the current tournaments which always happen at the worst possible times
>>382865116
It's obviously some kinda Gigan/Mecha Godzilla hybrid.
>>382865171
we should petition VFC to change the time for signups, it's really awkward for me too. we should do a strawpoll.
>>382865171
>>382865308
lmao just git gud
>>382865116
THE TOKUTANK, OF COURSE
>>382865308
pay someone $5 to submit your min for you
>>382865480
How long until VFC starts trying to get our shekels?
>>382864627
Wait, who faced off against Gizmo before Crocodemon?
Also where did that Croco fight even come from?
I dont see it in any previous tourney's rosters
i got this so far, need a last stage and abilities
>>382853613
am i too late?
don't have a name for him so have fun with that
lifes: 4
muscle: 2
blast: 1
guard: 2
fasts: 1
>>382864774
This
>>382865628
it was a secret boss like Gutpunch and Bloody Fleef.
>>382865628
Appeal's Appeal was Owntron's opponent in the Finals
Crocodemon was a post-tourney superboss
>>382864898
Thanks!
I feel like yours could be more different to the previous stages. Maybe change it's head shape to something different?
>>382865125
Anyways, here's the improved stats. Is it better now?
>>382865712
forgot pic
>>382865691
also looking for names
For those of you not garbage with tablets, how do you even learn to use them?
>hurr practice
How do I practice correctly
>>382864627
Someone should really make One Shot Johnny into a fully fledged vermin.
>>382865984
Draw
Going to redo the art later, but how's this for the moralfag side.
>>382865984
Take the skills you learned with drawing on paper, and apply them to the tablet.
It's not rocket science
>>382866218
This
>>382866169
Is.. Is that a picture of Blorf covering half her face?
working on a berserk inspired vermin.
any ideas for a final form, stats, abilities, and better names?
>>382866361
Yes, patron god of defense /v/ermin.
Not vidya
>>>/qst/
Reminder to ignore bait.
I've not even tried to enter a tournament yet and I've already got a selection of Vermin a mile long.
What are some vermin that change blast attacks into something more unique? I saw a Cave Story related min that had this neat ability that made the blast attack 10 weaker attacks instead, any other vermin have an ability like that?
>>382866169
>>382866573
Good quality vermin
>>382853613
The Progenitor
LIFE: 2
MUSCLE: 2
BLAST : 1
GUARD : 2
FAST: 3
You can use it as a weak one. Thank you if you put my vermin in.
>>382866618
I made a vermin that have four weaker blasts that progressively get stronger. The vermin itself sucked though.
>>382865984
if you are complete garbage and don't have any idea on how to draw, you can start tracing, place an imagine in a lower layer, and just grab a brush or a pen tool and start tracing over it.
This method is frowned upon, as you'll become a trace fag, and not really a drawfag, but it's a good start if you're really at 0 and want to see some fast results, also will help you to familiarize with the tablet since it's not that intuitive to use the pen on the tablet and have your eyes on the screen, also to become familiar and fast with the tools on whatever software you'll be using.
The normal way, would be for you to start doing shapes, simple shapes, like every shape you can imagine several times, circles, trianglues, squares, elipsis, then volumes like cubes, pyramids, etc, and learn to identify those shapes in the real world, see how those basic shapes are forming more complex shapes and how the outlines define a greater object.
Don't bother doing textures right now, you might think they look cool, but you need to draw first and become as fast as possible, this will help you improve your sight, a lot of the times your hand won't draw what you see, you need to tame it, doing fast drawings will help you control your hand, you can even draw with your non dominant hand if you get good at this.
Don't get baited by anime, it seems simpler at first, but you should learn how the world works before learning an stylized style, most of the nip mangakas start learning classic art and then move to regular manga style, or ignore manga/anime altogether if that's not your thing.
I mean, there's probably like thousands of tutorials on youtube, you can't possibly go wrong with any of them. For coloring start with a simple paint bucket, don't worry about shading until you feel you can draw something just thinking about it.
Is anyone drawing vermin with a mouse?
>>382866169
A knight of the God Emperor of Vermin. I like.
Excellent moralfag 'min.
>>382866973
yes
>>382866973
I've used MSPaint for all of my vermin, even if I sort of cheat by using the curved line tool.
>>382865984
Draw a body shape, then work on the small features like hands, and feet, a mouth, etc. You need those to be noticeable the most. Then once you've done that, start coloring.
>>382853613
Leafy
(or something like that maybe)
Don't know if this is a little too humanoid for your tastes but, here you go.
Lifes: 2
Muscle: 2
Blast : 1
Guard : 1
Fasts: 4
>>382866837
Was not expecting a detailed response. The issue with the shapes thing is I'm trying to just fix everything at once, including posture, how to stroke, how to hold the pen etc. And then even making the correct sized shapes, turning them into things etc.
I've been watching videos but they seem to all assume you know something that's taught in a different video
>>382867373
Is that a fusion of Um Jammer Lammy and Gardevoir?
>>382867470
cannot unsee.
>>382867374
post something you've done? so I can see where you are
rate my moralfag
How does it look?
>>382866973
i zoom in extremely close at around 800% i think, to draw smoother anon, use different brush sizes it helps out alot with erasing and creating.
>>382867006
>>382866639
Thoughts on trait?
is an ability like this possible or should I settle for something simpler
>>382867373
Does the evolutions get lewder?
>>382867597
I started this, kind of forgot what I was doing and fucked around. Never really finished it
Who is the CUTEST vermin?
>>382867812
You should take the tail helmet off of stage 2, it kinda takes away from stage 3. and add 2 more mark to 3.
>>382867951
No, only cuter.
>>382868003
the russian one
>>382866973
I thought everyone was
>>382867984
(also hand/head was obviously reliant on a reference)
>>382868048
Which one is that?
>>382868051
I thought people were using drawing tablets
>>382868187
the one from russia
>>382868217
Thanks for answer
>>382868204
i only use drawing tablets for my roughdrafts/ideas.
>>382868204
nope i use sumopaint and also this shitty chromebook
finished this, ideas for names?
>>382866973
I used to for my earlier vermin. I draw with a tablet now.
You all can probably see where this is going by now
>>382868381
comecalm or comecool
asterworry
meteorage
>>382868204
all mouse
>>382868646
whats the vermin in the middle
>>382868646
i fucking love that middle one, got the full line for it?
>>382868684
Hey /v/, I'm trying to make a pacifist vermin for MFvsEL, and I would like some advice on my ability idea:
>Cannot attack
>Redirects enemy attacks back at them by dodging
>Instead of blasting, heals itself/buffs stats/debuffs enemy/???
Do you think the ability is too complex? Under/overpowered? Should I substitute blast attacks with something else?
>>382868684
>>382868685
>They weren't here for the 3v3 tourney
for shame.
>>382865758
is this any better?
>>382868750
sick
doing a collab with friends where each of us does a different evo, the art gap is obvious
>>382868987
>DNA man X a clown
>>382853758
Here are my vermins!
>>382868987
I think it works
>>382868987
>muscle attack
>only ever grabs them
>>382868987
is he gonna have a gat at evo 3?
>>382853758
>>382868863
Thanks Dude
>>382867984
Well I'll tell you what I think regarding drawing, or painting and even sculpting and any type of artsy skill someone can try to develop.
Everytime you want to make something, it's like a math problem, you have to solve a problem, so you an either try to figure out yourself and find a messy solution, or look at other people who already have solved that problem or a similar one and then imitate them. If there's an artist you already look up to, you can start "solving problems" the way that artist does it, this will start giving a false sense of satisfaction thinking "you can draw like X artist" but instead you are learning to observe and translate what you observe into a paper/canvas. This will make some of your drawings stiff, because you can only solve a problem from the angle of someone else, when you try to change something it can feel extremely difficult. That's why you need to first build up confidence in your lines, by making fast sketches over and over you'll see how far you can go and plan accordingly. Don't be afraid to draw something with a lot of detail, you'll obviously missrepresent stuff bigger/smaller but you can also learn to fix your mistakes by addins things of your own.
Just go to gelbooru and pic an artist you like and try to imitate what they do several times, if you want a more proper learning experience start with the classics like Albrecht durer, or just search whatever you like to draw on shit like pinterest.
I know it's a bit vague, but obviously besides encouraging you to practice, the right mindset is what can boost your confidence and lean towards a specific objetive.
Also I hope that's not poop on the finger... please don't draw disgusting stuff.
>>382856547
Is this best vermin OTP?
>>382868750
It's great, but not a fan of ability drastically changing at third form.
Someone should take every vermin made so far and put them into a pokemon game
>>382867938
Immediate attack is OP as shit
I'm too lazy to come up with three names.
>>382869580
There's already more /v/ermin than the entirety of the modern Pokedex plus several fangame dexes combined.
>>382869641
>Soil Reaper
Damn, that's good.
>>382869671
have we really exceeded 700?
>>382869740
Just on the booru there's over 2000, to say nothing of the loose vermin that don't get uploaded there.
>>382869740
We exceeded 700 a while ago. Estimate was ~1100 as of 3 weeks ago. Mind you, that's counting each evo and not just each min line.
this is done now, what do you all think
>>382869580
Instead of a romhack let's ask VFC to add an over world to his engine and release it as a game. He already has however many hundred programmed in. It doesn't even need a plot, just the ability to find random vermin from the pool and add them to your collection after beating them. The world could just be the underground bunker without the need for npcs or anything. It would be pretty simple to do I think.
>>382870327
VFC Host also mentioned he was musing on making a multiplayer battle arena thing with player input.
>>382869972
you might wanna give him more life, and gaurd.
>>382869848
>>382869848
wow. thats insane.
Updated my 'min a bit.
I made a few more changes to it. does it looke like an improvement?
>>382864004
Missing
OHRRPGCE era champs
Lewdragon
Arsenal Spider
Joseph Waterfall
(not sure where to find these guys)
All Claw Carl & Snipper
(I think they're on the booru)
Not sure where you can find most of them, as this wasn't called /v/erm
Why is Mr Mats so beloved?
>>382870853
He's a champ
Almost every champ gets their time in the sun for a while, including some fanart and shitposts.
What do you think?
>tfw you're used to immediately posting a new drawing but the thing you've drawn most recently is another comic panel and making a new post for each one is unnecessary
>>382870853
He had charisma. And where most champs won because they were the strongest, Mats and P2W pulled lucky underdog victories.
I think only one person actually hates Mats and constantly tries to frame him, it's hilarious.
>>382871303
I actually like this.
>>382871303
I like it.
>>382871303
>the mech is actually just a limiter for the pilot so he doesn't murdalize everyone
Fucking great
Sneak peek
>have a 20% chance to deal 100 damage over 5 turns
is it worth the 5 points?
>>382871934
Seems fine to me.
Hell, it might even just be a bit OP.
I need images of Mats.
>>382871934
What is this, a /v/ermin for ants?
Consider this:
>Cash Whale won
>For her efforts she was rewarded with being murdered by Wargrav 20 times in a row in a groundhog day loop, before returning to the proper timeline
Do you think she internally snapped? When all those trophies were presented to her, what did she really feel?
>>382872251
>>382872062
>>382872464
Nah, man. She stayed strong.
>>382872464
she deserved it
>>382872464
For the first time in her life, she felt the true horror of the grind
>>382872464
Writefags pls?
>>382872464
Being a greedy pig,
she chose to be a stuck up bitch rather than being kind
>>382872638
you want bunker or non?
>>382872464
Money can't save you from death you know anon
>>382872663
Whoever is fine. I just wanna read about the horrors of getting murdered over and over, then getting rewarded with shiny prizes.
>>382872663
I'm sure there's a way to work in the fact that her suffering is all due to the host's sense of perfectionist and honor. Which is kind of dark when you think about it.
This might sound odd, but do you guys draw concept art of your /v/ermin before drawing the final version?
>>382872946
HOLY SHIT my sides, now I wish that was the real Genie
>>382872946
That looks like you just drew genie from memory
>>382872946
>Only 3 arms
>Only 5 legs
Also holy shit, that color variation.
>>382872946
Yes. I was going for a vaporwave theme initially but I ended with a glitch theme
>>382872946
Sometimes. Compare this >>382866169
to Buckfilla/Fujodinos
>>382872946
I usually scrap concept art, mostly from being unsatisfied.
how much writegfaggotry is gonna happen thanks to the moralfag/edgelord toruney
>>382872946
I love the final design so much more.
She looks like a drug-addicted waifu, but she's not super sexual. The best kind of waifu,
>>382873120
>>382871303
also here's an early version of a part of this >>382871303 line. I'm not good at drawing walkers.
so when is the next thread? friday?
Oh shit
>>382873404
Yes. Now go to bed.
>>382873404
saturday around noon PST
>>382872946
Not for the most part.
rate these new abilities anon
>>382872663
It might have to be quick or the thread will die before then. I'd be interested in how you'd tie it in with the bunker explanation though.
Maybe I'll fuse all of my vermin just for fun.
>>382872789
>the final round had been well awaited.
>shed clawed her way up. moms credit card was the only weapon she needed.
>when she entered the arena to face down the behemoth that stared down at her... she felt no fear.
>and she kicked its ass.
>it took everything she had, but she did it.
>and as its bone plated form collapsed, she felt the tiniest pang of accomplishment.
>and then everything glitched out
>and the host reset it all.
>that was fine.
>she could win again.
>she gripped her cash shop hammer with cocky zeal.
>her opponent seemed confused, but didnt question its second chance.
>turns out it was ready.
>buying your way through everything leaves you unprepared for the feeling of a 6 foot spike of bone piercing through your torso, shattering bone and leaving you a bloody pulped mess.
>and then it reset again.
>again and again.
>her opponent was adapted.
>her opponent was unceasing.
>and her opponent was getting tired of this.
>each time he reduced her to a smear, the world reset, leading him to pulp her with renewed vigor.
>each time, aiming to beat his own speed record.
>over and over, the blinding pain of the final moment filled her being.
>living things are only supposed to feel that pain once.
>each time, she tried to adapt.
>to earn the experience shed so long put off.
>as the fights wore on, the resets got less complete.
>as the host grew tired of the repeated massacre, her blood began to stain the ring between bouts.
>finally, in a squared circle stained the color of the ultimate crimson, she did it.
>as the beast was felled, she felt something shed never felt before.
>standing up off the floor where she had fallen, she brought her hammer down on its skull again and again and again
>her first real kill.
>>382873505
Two questions:
1. Is English your first language?
2. Are you actually retarded?
>>382873643
1.Yes
2.No
>>382873547
Very nice. Thank you.
>>382873547
This, combined with the host saying she immediately went home and used her trophies to eat mac and cheese out of, creates the true canon.
>>382874258
>she's forced into learning to grind and not just buy her way through it
>immediately forgets what she learned and goes back to her korean mmos with fancy golden mac 'n' cheese bowls
>>382874258
>
I forgot about the mac and cheese thing.
>"Mom, I'm home!"
>"Oh welcome home, dear! Did you win?"
>"Yeah... I'm gonna go do things"
>Locks self in room, the only sounds that can be heard are the tap of mechanical keyboard keys, the click of a 29-function mouse, and the microwave once in a while for 6 months straight
>Mum is actually surprised when she doesn't see $4000+ for some MMO she's never heard of on her American Express bill
where's the new thread?
>>382873547
post on next friday bread, this one is dying and not many will see it
>>382874516
friday
>>382874516
It's already been posted 3 days from now.
Don't tell me you're too poor to buy a time machine.
>>382874413
Does OP have a raid group? I'd kinda like to see what that might look like
>>382874516
Next weekend
It's been an honor getting cropped memes plastered on my 'min. I'll see you guys Friday.
>>382874571
Future you here. It wasn't worth the investment.
fyi cashwhale's secret weapon isnt the ban hammer
it's her mom's credit card
>>382874258
>>382874413
>>382874513
Oh, let's also not forget that one of the "trophies" was a fucking canister full of radioactive shit.
That's bound to do something to her sooner or later.
>>382874580
Not a regular one, what do you think the banhammer is for?
>>382874698I wonder if Corruption Fetish Anon could do something with that idea.
>>382874698
good lord. her fancy gear, plus the fact that she got gud, PLUS a nice fancy mutation...
>>382874698
>>382874749
PLUS SHE GOT A N64DD
>>382874730
please anoni prefer to think of what i do as a subset of tf
Wargrav collapsed in a pile of dusty bones on the arena floor. As expected of course, Cash whale spared no expense with her top notch gear. The cheers of the crowd where overwhelming and in a few moments she was going to be swamped with very well drawn trophies and be crowned champion.
A few very long moments passed. The crowd still whooped and whistled but there were no trophies. Suddenly, wargravv reappeared on the opposite end of the ring. "A rematch?" she thought to herself "doesn't matter. already wrecked this bonehead once:
She took her fighting stance but before she knew it wargravv was stampeding across the ring. She tried to do a sick diveroll but all the gold she was carrying was too heavy. wargravv ran over her, crushing her ribs with its pointed feet. "wh-".
before she could even question the situation wargravv's horn went right through her sternum. She faded away.
1/2
>>382872638
>>382874864
Yet suddenly she was on her feet, Screams of the crowd filling her skull. She jerked her hand toward her chest where a hole once was. It had healed instantly. Her eyes darted from her chest to in front of her. There wargravv was, charging at a blinding speed. already caught off guard, there was no time before wargravv was on top of her again. She winced as pain surged through her whole body before she was finished off once again, this time with a stomp on the temple.
Yet again she was on her feet. The pain was completely subdued from what felt like an instant ago. Despite knowing what was about to happen, despite being ready, Wargravv blitzed her again. And again. And again. And again. After the 10th time she was brutally murdered to the tune of screaming fans she stopped raising her hammer. After the 20th time having her body caved inward by this behemoth she lost count.
An unfathomable amount of time shot by in seemless segments of living and dying before she screamed. Over wargravv's roar, over the crowed around her, over phantom traces of pain in her bones. She slammed her hammer down on wargravv's skull mid charge. Over and over she pounded, sending chips of bone all over the place. She braced for death but death did not come for she had killed her killer. Her mind tuned out the screams of the fans as she looked upon the piles of metal and other garbage tossed in the pile of "prizes". Cash Whale stared blankly ahead of her as she was declared champion. Sanity can not be bought.
2/2
I am not a good writer.
>>382874807Suit yourself. I like the term Corruption better, since it follows a non-linear pattern while Transformation generally goes from A to B with steps along the way.
>>382874864
Ooh.
>>382874749
Do you think she gotthrone butt?
>>382874932ah, but anon, the very finest tf is that with no end point. a person subjected to the wrath of an adjetive or design philosophy in its purest form. a single idea is pursued over and over with each change, rendering them a twisted mockery of their former self... ahehehehhehehe
sorry, too much mad scientist in there.
>>382874930
>>382874864
i like it better than mine.
good night
>>382875068
Nah, you're fine. And to me, that's Corruption. Anyway, it's 3 A.M. sleep-time.Weirdo.
>>382874930
Between this and the other one, I think I prefer the other overall. Happy end just works better. They're both good tho.
good night chums. see you on friday.
>>382875068
Calm down there Wulfenbach.
I will work on that waifu now. See you guys later.
lorefags are the worst
why can't it just be creatures that all come to one place to fight for sporty and glory?
>>382875262
Just before the thread dies, do we actually know we have a host next week? VFC implied he wasn't doing one this weekend.
>>382875545
WE DON'T KNOW
>>382875539
it is though. its just that maybe we want to know a bit more about the place.
none of the lore has strayed from that concept.
>>382875539
They literally wrote about exactly what happened. It was just adding detail to it.
>>382875539
it's just for fun m8unless the next superboss is a mutated-ass cashwhale or something
>>382875618
why do we need to know more about the place? cant it just be a fighting arena?
>>382875545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>382875545
VFC is taking time off, probably to find parts for a new PC since his shit the bed a lot in the final bit.
We got like 3 or 4 other Hosts who pop by. It'll be fine.
can this thread die yet
>>382875718
The only other person we can rely on is Tourney Host. NETwork Host proved that not everyone can be a host.
The next step is simple:Art up a set of 20 different gorings of Whale's insides after a victory and followed by an absolute domination.