By the Nine Divines! ASSAULT! ASSAULT!

By the gods, there's a psychopath on the loose.

WHY
WONT
YOU
DIE

PICKPOCKEEEET!
PICKPOCKET!
GUAAARD YOUR PURSES!

>>382822925
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH!

Have you heard of the high elves?

Come on, now. There's no need to be violent.

SHOULD HAVE PAID THE FINE!

>>382822925
Flyinnn
Flyinnn in the sky
Cliff racer flys so high.

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_x-x0gawck

What's the news from other parts of Tamriel?

>>382825307
Nothing I'd like to talk about.

>>382822925
>Oh my god. She's dead
>Look at the muscles on you!

>>382825425
Stop talking! Enough!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XR6dsy7ATE

It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!

>>382825524
I've heard others say the same.

Have you heard of the high elves?

What's an easy way to make legit money in Oblivion?

What do you want, Breton trash?

>>382825691
Heard any news from the other provinces?

>>382826017
Goodbye.

One more coin an' I can git me a pair of shoes!
>Rumors
I've seen plenty of Ayleid ruins. You'd think they'd be picked clean after 2000 years, but, no, there's still great treasures there

be seeing you

*sniff*

You n'wah!

GET YOUR BLACK HORSE COURIER HERE

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KU5fXUx4N4

Hello fellow Redditors.

There are rats and goblins down there, but from what I've seen of you, you're an experienced BARD, am I right?

>>382826318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahwwuy1aLkE

Stop talking.

>>382826780
>no "goodbye." at the end

>>382825548
never seen that one before, that dudes fucking great

Don't know if this is true, but I heard that when you murder somebody, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep... it's how they recruit new members.

>>382827228
It came out about 24 hours ago, already over 1m views

I heard that thieves broke into the arcane university, the imperial legion compound, and the temple, all on the same night!.....wait a minute let me do that one again......I heard that thieves broke into the arcane university, the imperial legion compound, and the temple, all on the same night!

Oh, it's you. Hi.

Listen! You hear that? The guards are coming...for you! Hehehehaha!

Have you heard of the high elves?
>HACK
>URGH
>brah

What's this? THIEF!

Blow away, windbag!

I'm watching you...
Move along.