SGDQ 2017

roo

When's the next thing that might actually be fun?

Did anyone get banned yet?

>at work
>going to friends house to chill an D eat afterwards
>just wanna be comfy and watch gdq

why is this thread so dead?

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>That JSRF run yesterday

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WHEN'S RUNESCAPE

>stivitybobo run
>no meme donations about fiancees and wives yet

what happened bros

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Reminder of the Samandtolki subreddit for keks.

> it's the year 2078
> AGDQ and SGDQ have grown to enormous proportions
> Events are now government sponsored, basically the video game olympics
> SJW rule the world, everything said and done at the events is scripted to a key
> Everyone in the world who isn't apart of it, works 6 days a week/12 hour shifts just so they can afford to pay to be able
to watch the one day they have off
> Each employee, spectator and speed runner cloned and bred in a lab to ensure nothing can go wrong
> During a speed run at 4am, one of the runners accidentally sneezes
> sneezing is a racial slur towards transgenders
> staff panics, pushes red button
> stream D/C's for exactly 2 seconds
> speed runner is quickly sniped, replaced by clone
> no one notices
> someone donates their life savings of 200K
> one person claps
> 1 month year old baby donates $5 dollars
> Everyone claps, including speed runner

>>382814625
Dunno. Noir said last year the commentators are coached to avoid the topic. You can still be cleaver and get away with it though. Also no bans for mention of Tolki and SVG. Weird.

>>382814468
Hi, pleb it

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>>382814662

>>382814625
they tell commentators to not read them but a "wife's son" donation slipped by last night

>>382814468
>Game famous for its music
>DUDE BOB ROSS LMAO BOB ROSS HEY GUYS MERRY CHRISTMAS AMERICA HAHA EVERYONE IS BAD AT THIS GAME BUT MEXICANS AND CANADIANS LOL

no

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>>382814904
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND
UNDERSTAND

>>382815172
*up vote*

Edit: Thanks for the Gold!

>>382814468

Was fucking great. Everyone was meming that the flaggot would get banned afterwards... And then he fucking did.

GDQ is ridiculous.

>>382814625

As if they'd read that

>>382813204
how many wives have he smashed this year?

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>>382814468
>My wife's son

>>382814904

There's literally threads all over the Speedrunning sub complaining about him and mass downvoting anyone who liked him.

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>>382813204

Can someone fill me in on exactly what this guy did? Stole someone's wife?

Stiv, nailing them perfectly

>>382815660
>that pic
wow...

>>382815779
>mormon married couple go to a SGDQ
>wife starts to cut loose a little
>they fight
>husband leaves, wife stays
>wife gets drunk and fugs a bunch of guys
>stiv was one of them, and wrote a giant public apology about the whole thing
>they only banned him from GDQs for a year over it

Were there any spicy stiv meme donations while I was gone?

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>>382816051
/ourguy/ right there

that's hilarious

>>382816051
You missed the best part

The couple got back together after it was all done.

>thread about games
>everyone talking about cucking
Why do you guys even come here?

>>382816258
sounds like you belong on reddit kiddo

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cyghfer

>>382816208
Happily ever after. :^)

>>382813204

Why is Stiv still allowed to run at GDQ when he fucked another man's wife?

>>382815660
>my wifes son
>her self esteem

jesus

Stiv doesn't look very happy...

>>382815660
haha that has to be a joke. Which one of you motherfuckers did this?

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>>382816347
Cuckolding is nothing to be ashamed of, there's nothing wrong with it.

>wahey
What's this shit meme now?

>>382816347
These are the same people who apologize for transgenders. Sexual freedom and all that. Therefore nothing wrong with cucking.

>Edinburg Scotland

>>382815860
>>382816407
>>382816503
Morons on /v/ fall for this, you always surprise me how stupid you people can be.

>>382816510
It isn't because cucks won't ever reproduce.

That looked like a GLITCH

>>382816754
>m-m-m-merely pretending!

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>>382816510

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>>382817054

>>382816754
I just checked and it's real you fucking moron

>>382815053
That happened again? It happened the first day, also.

>>382816754
>wow how did agdq fall for a shitpost
>"HAHA CANT BELIEVE YOU RETARDS FELL FOR THIS LOL"

are you okay?

I CAN'T STAND THE FUCKING KAZOOIE NOISES ANYMORE FUCK THIS GAME.

>>382817427
>not jerking it to kazooie noises

hello plabbet

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>it's another 3D platformer where the fastest movement has a stupid fucking noise attached to it

>>382817153
I like how the entire comic just starts with a normal guy asking what the fuck an insult meant and it just devolved into him losing faith in the human race.

Wish this run was over, can't stand collectathons

Do we know when the PC runs will be? Half Life etc. I'm concerned I'll be asleep during them.

>first-time dinner

Hey Sam,

So a lot of things have happened this week. I swear to you that I never had the intention of doing any of these things. I'm not going to speak for the other guys. I will just say that I, out of everyone, committed the most of what happened...I'm sure you know. I will be honest and admit that I like Tolki a lot. I always thought she was awesome, and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more. I also was just high on sgdq hype, and was pretty drunk when the cheating first happened, but those aren't good excuses at all. The fact of the matter is that I gave into temptations. I am a good person with good values and have respect for people who deserve it, and in this particular instance I completely removed myself from that persona out of selfish desires. It doesn't matter how much I like her or was tempted to do anything. She is your wife, and out of respect for someone who was one of my best friends, I should obviously have not done what I did. Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special, always remember that.

Let me just say that this was the worst thing I have done to someone in my life; the lowest I have ever been. I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason. After all of the talks we had, all of the advice we exchanged, and all the fun we've had together as friends, I went ahead and ruined everything.

I'm not expecting a response to this. I'm assuming you want nothing to do with me anymore, which is understandable. But I just wanted to apologize to you as best as I could. Just know that I still consider you my friend, even though you don't consider me yours. If you are willing to talk, I am always open to.

I am so unbelievably sorry. This is going to stay with me for the rest of my life.

Good luck with everything in the future, and I hope things work out for you in life.

All the best,
Stiv

>dinner
kek

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>>382817212
>>382817324
The tweet is not real you daft retards.

>>382817778
NO MORE WAHEYS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>fireworks are starting already

>>382817582
Fucking this. 9gaggers and their regular ass porn and their wives.

ROO
O
O

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>>382817720
Atleast it didn't flop horribly.

>>382814627

Stic looks like the back side of a spoon.

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>long time view first time donator

I think they need to train the donation readers to avoid these instead of avoiding meme Stiv donations.

WR is 2h 03m 12s

>>382814235
Probably drunken flagbro from the JSRF run last night.

>>382814627
>That smug look form Stiv
You just know.

>>382816208
they technically didnt get back together, she just lives with him and he pays the rent

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>>382817807
>fuck another man's wife
>"I am a good person with good values."

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqwPz85Z5kA

Will GDQ ever top this?

Is this announcer cute? She sounds cute

Explain the stiv meme to me.

>>382817587
At least its not backwards longjump WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

>>382817918
Read the thread

>>382817897
Shes fat

>>382817761
Fuck timezones, how long until you sleep?

>>382817807
I fucked your wife, get used to it
<3 Stiv

>>382817956
even better

>>382817816
>.jpg
You did that on purpose?

I didn't know this was a TAS

>>382817807
>I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted. She is something special
uh huuuuh

Time for the best world in the game.

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roo~

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>WAHEY

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>>382814627

>Chibi

My god.

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Do you think that kazooie gets embrassed when she poops out eggs in front of banjo sorry if this ofends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

>>382817991
BST, so in about two and a half hours

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>>382817828

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>>382817956
Is it edomeme?

>>382818005

How many girls go to a GDQ and get gangbaned? Not very many, Anon!

>>382817918
He cucked another speedrunner, fucked his wife.
And you know how much /v/ loves their cuck memes

FULL

BLOWN

LEAVES

>having to play the same stage four times
good lord

>>382817851
He'll never make it

Click Clock Wood is such a fucking god tier level.

>>382814627
>chibi
Oh shit did he get lucky? Did he actually use the condom?

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>>382817851
this is gonna be sub 2 hours for shore

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>>382818045
Don't meme at mai waifu, bitch.

>>382818079
it's actually all just one stage

>>382818056
Nah she's blonde. Some guy posted a pic but I didnt save it

>>382818047
Ya you're going to miss the PC FPS stuff

>>382814627
>Americans are whi-

>>382818058
>gangbaned
you don't get to bring boyfriends

I liked the singing.

>>382818083
quick, someone offer your wife or girlfriend, he needs to restore his bull powers

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>>382818020
GUH HUH

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>>382818020

since B&K runs are boring and this thread has gone to shit already...
anyone have a mirror to the puncayshun and cincynanci date vid?

C A W
A
W

>>382818058
this is true, fuck I want my wife to get gang banged by a ton of other guys.

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>some 12 fps N64 collectathon full grating sfx every button input

Ugh, I'll be back later.

Time to clear some things up.

The reason I am saying all this today is because Tolki just released her first public update since we stopped streaming after our Mario Kart marathon. If you want to read it you can go to this link. Deb, I am SO proud of you. It is very brave to come out and say what you did.

I know the first question a lot people are going to ask is to define the relationship, and I am sorry to say I don’t have a simple answer for that. We love each other, we are best friends, we live together, and we are very close. You can define that however you want, our relationship is what it is and no label defines it. This is all I will be saying on this matter.

I hope that all of you will show Deb the same warm welcome and support you showed me when I came back. I know how scary it is to face a community you feel you let down. Deb is, and always has been, one of the most genuinely nice and selfless people I have ever met. None of that changed. I love her so much. Every day she helps me strive to be the best person I can be. She has helped me a ton with the stream in setting it up and doing a lot of work behind the scenes. She even sometimes posts emotes in chat

For those wondering how this is going to affect my channel, I don’t think that it will too much. Deb is pursuing her own goals and I am pursuing mine. ShowVideoGames is still my stream. She is actually going to be streaming on her own channel! I am SOOO excited and happy to see her stream again and will be hanging out in her channel when I’m not streaming! Go follow her!!! I think she will be playing a lot of The Legend of Zelda :D Deb will come on my stream sometimes, and I will go on hers. We will for sure do some duo stream together in the future, but this is my channel and that is hers.

Ok that is it for this update.We are trying our best to move forward with our lives.

Thank You,
Sam – ShowVideoGames

>>382814627
>Chibi
How have I never noticed before

>>382818107

Isn't the Chibi the only one in that photo who didn't fuck her?

>>382818056
>that monitor
>that computer

The fuck, is she retarded.

>>382818107
Didn't he tweet about that?

>>382818107
He left before the action started. If he stayed longer he would have gotten lucky.

>>382815559
what did he get banned for?

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Who has the webm of Stiv having a breakdown at SGDQ?

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So how's Yooka-Laylee anyway?

>>382818228
Yes. He brought condoms and didn't use any.

>>382818161
Shit

I guess I'll watch the VOD

>>382818225
What a fucking cuck

>>382818056
>prebuilt computer

>>382818228
Stiv is the only one who fucked her.

>>382818204
>>382818020
RWWE

>>382816416
he's focusing because the run has a shot to become WR

>>382818303
taints the video game pool

>>382817816
The donation was tho.

What is this MonkaS meme, i dont use twitch

>>382818221
>born in the 2000s

>>382818228
>>382818274
Fucking hell, chibi.

>>382814535
2,000,000 on cannonballs
About to start a couple thousand laps around canafis
Prayer flicks done quick.

>>382818225
>cuckvideogames

>>382818210
Holy kek I forgot he had a temporary girlfriend.

Someone find that vid

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>>382818225
A true man right here boys

>>382818371
It's a Pepe Emote from FrankerFaceZ.

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>>382818225
>Deb, I am SO proud of you.

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>>382814627
>tfw you weren't there for the Tolki cumfest

>>382818354
damn, it didn't seem THAT bad

>>382818371
It's an emoticon denoting surprise.

These sounds are fucking killing me

>>382818371
It's a scared pepe

>>382817891
>I blatantly betrayed you for no good reason
Best line

>>382818303
It's not good but it is nowhere near as bad as people make it out to be
It's a worse Banjo Tooie essentially

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2 hours and 20 minutes are still long for fucking n64 platformer jumpnrun

How come there are no better skips, jesus

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Got stuck doing overtime today.

Any drama yet?

when did you realize banjo kazooie sucks

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>>382818303
Way better than everyone says. Way worse than it should be.

>>382818225
>our relationship is what it is and no label defines it
oh, no!

Any similar donations like this yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80

>Banjo takes care and feeds someone else's son
Is this why Stiv plays this game? because he sees Sam in Banjo raising his kid?

what's stopping you from printing a new card if yours gets holepunched and just pretending nothing happened

stir some havoc on twitter by being back from the dead

>>382818471
don't you mean:
>and seeing her at sgdq just solidified it more

>>382818510
It's a 100% run.

>>382814627
Why are gamer girls such huge sluts?

>>382818510
The fact that you can 100% a collectathon in 2 hours is impressive as fuck, get some patience.

>>382818295
>stiv having a breakdown

first i'm ever hearing of this. wtf is the story?

>>382818510
It's 100%, I don't see how they could have many skips with how the worlds are generally pretty opened. At least he was able to glitch it to have all the abilities from the start though.

>>382818204
That pic gets my peepee going.

>>382818570

It would be noticed, and you would probably be banned.

>>382818528
Cringe moments? hell yeah
Actual drama? not at all

Can they fucking mute this and just play the soundtrack on Youtube or something

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>>382818225
With a face like that it's not wonder how he reacted to all this. He's lucky that still have Deb in his life.

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>>382817807
>dude who ruined your marriage tells you how special your wife is

>>382818225
Does anyone have the link to what tolki posted

>>382818653
Knowing them they'd call the cops.

>>382818668
why don't you do it yourself you fucking retard?

>>382818510
n64 was the only console of that era that could produce long games

the rest just didnt have the hardware

not even close

>>382818204
Is the bird a girl? Always thought it was a dude.

>>382818668
>not liking the Kazooie noises
whats wroong with you

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Is Banjo supposed to be a good game? Looks like a shittier version of Mario 64.

>>382817807
>Speaking of her being your wife, I just want to say that I strongly advise you to not take her for granted.

lmao this piss in this guy. God damn I'd kill him.

Are the music files for hotline miami 2 in ogg files in the game dirs like they were in the first game? I don't want to have to buy the separate soundtrack for them.

>>382818303
Better after the patch but still worse than BK

>>382818556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YWlFPq7Z40

>>382818730
don't talk out of your ass

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>>382818730
Ah yes, I see. Tell me more.

>>382818768
ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO ROO

>>382818581
Also quality.

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>>382818683
>He's lucky that still have Deb in his life
she's a cow now. it's not like this frumpy bitch deserves a good looking guy either.

>>382818405
She left him for fucking Fniure too LUL.

>>382818730
>nintenbros history revisionism

>>382818782
Torrent the soundtrack on rutracker or some shit. That or go to ffshrine, they have good collections of soundtracks.

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>>382818764
Well, you're wrong.

>>382818708
it was in the last thread I think?

She basically said that she didn't nothing wrong.

>>382818730
This is such blatant bait that you deserve this (You)

>>382817891
He didn't rape her so what's wrong about it?

>>382818769
The platforming is way shittier than Mario 64 but it's still a pretty decent game if you like whacky collectathons.

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>>382815559
>Everyone was meming that the flaggot would get banned afterwards... And then he fucking did.
I want details!

>>382818769
banjo is well-respected but rather niche
also, how games look/play in speedruns is far different from how they are normally

>>382818804
>>382818814
>>382818874
>>382818901

have you seen PSX collectathons?
they cant even do 3d right
and dont even try to bring up crash

>>382818860
she got all the cocks she needed, now she can get fat because she no longer wants cock

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>>382818796
that's last year though :/

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>>382818954

I missed the JSRF run, what happened?

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It becomes a lot more fun when you don't know what you're talking about and convince yourself he could get a WR.

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>n64 collectathon double digit IQ let's play shit still going

GIDDY UP

>>382818405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtqPJdZ8H5E

I'm really enjoying this. Got a problem with that?

>>382818764

It's a girl.

haHAA

>>382818954
What about Spyro?

>>382818730
this
Cartridges just hold more data than CD/DVD/BD.

>>382819039
stiv?

Wohay nigger

PROTOMAGICALTRANNY SUICIDE
W H E N
H
E
N

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>>382818954

Anyone else disappointed by the games this SGDQ? I thought the AGDQ from early this year had a better selection, even last SGDQ was better. This year's games are boring for the most part.

Alright now it's time for Mr. Vile~
Creedy crocodile, doesn't make me smile~

WAHEY IS THE NEW WAH

>>382818769
Honestly it is far funner than Mario 64 for me. The 3D Mario games are only fun for about the first half, after that it feels like a slow grind to get the last few stars or shines or whatever. Banjo feels funner, the levels don't have too much in them without a purpose so you aren't gonna find something for no reason. Also the characters are all a ton more endearing. Plus the music is great.

>>382818764

Kazooie is a sassy babe.

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>>382818974
She collected all of the cocks in the AGDQ, She speedfucked the hole place 100% glichtless fuck.

how's he doing on time?

all that woo-heying is gonna ruin his world record if it keeps up

>>382817153
I love how the woman drawn is fat

>>382818796
I miss moot

https://twitter.com/saucysaurian/status/882335351964127232
>speed run

>some kids wear MAGA hats last year
>gets banned for life from the event

>some fuckers gangbangs a runner's wife
>gets to play at the event years later anyway

He's got 11 min to beat the WR
So much like sam's happy marital future, it's not happening

someone donate as if stivitybobo had a kid from that affair and said "my father loves playing this game, my parents met at a gaming convention" or something.

10 minutes left for WR

the framerate in this game is so bad, i know its n64 but damn

>>382819135
He can WR but just barely

>>382818860
>Stress eating and binge fucking
>Binge eating and stress fucking
Which one did she do? Either way, ruined.

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>>382818938
>banjo
>rather niche

>>382818556
>>/wsg/1762106

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Is it Killer Bee hosting?

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>>382818938
>banjo
>niche

what

>>382819135
looks like he's at about 1:53 right now :^)

>>382819129
she filled her goal as well as her vag, she's a satisfied woman who has nothing else to live for

>>382819021
I was watching the VOD earlier, but only made it past 30 minutes of it before I stopped. The couch commentary was obnoxious as fuck unfortunately.

>>382819092
This stupid thinking emoji HAS to come from reddit right? There's no way 4chan would come up with something as retarded as this as a meme?

So, I'm just noticing the top cheer is 55000 bits by dansgaming.

Was that before or after danSexy was unbanned?

>>382819023
Everything in life becomes more fun with lying to yourself

>>382818556
Dammit
>>>/wsg/1762106

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USA

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>>382819017
>>382819065
this? you want to talk about this?

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>>382818730
This sounds wrong but i don't know enough about hardware to dispute it.

>Know Japanese proficiently enough
>Get the most comfy twitch room ever.

Must suck for you English only people.

USA USA USA

He missed the window break. WR is dead

>>382819220
Idk, but I would host her butthole

AMERICA

>eagle
>happy 4th of july
>unironic and ironic claps
Best moment so far

>>382814769
>Noir said last year the commentators are coached to avoid the topic.

Isnt that the guy making jokes about fucking babies while playing Half-Life 2 I believe it was? He had to be banned for that.

What's the sound that Banjo makes when he falls from a high place?

>>382819256
after it got unbanned

>>382819195
do it yourself anon

>>382819313
>comfy
kill yourself weeb

>>382819129
woah

>>382818620
After Stiv cucked his best friend he got a bit cocky and started trying to fuck other women, one of the women he found was apparently Mike's girlfriend, Mike found them and Stiv tried to excuse himself and wanted to leave, Mike got really upset because apparently he enjoys getting cucked and it turns him on. So he wanted Stiv the bull to cuck him but Stiv just went bat shit crazy and ran out of the hotel screaming.

https://imgur.com/r/SamandTolki/RyAK8B6
Dem nipples

>>382819313
Yet you're still here

>>382818769
Its focus is less on tight platforming.
Heavier emphasis on abilities and powerups.
Has a bit more puzzlish aspects to it's challenges.

Also has fun worlds, characters, and dialogues, but you wont be seeing any of that in a Speedrun.

that wall clip do

That 4th of July reference was the most cringe thing so far.

>>382819129
NICE

That skip actually looked difficult

for the first in 2 hours

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Gettin' Jiggy Wit It

>>382819313
白い豚は家に帰る

>>382819524
How do you say "TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" in Japanese?

cuck cuck cuck cuck KEK

holy fuck

>>382819302
No, that's a rushed game on the Gamecube & PS2 made by Check Six Games and Equinoxe Digital Entertainment, I want to talk about a trilogy of games on the PS1 made by Insomniac Games.

>>382819168
>https://twitter.com/saucysaurian/status/882335351964127232

Wtf is this

holy shit

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>>382818295
https://vimeo.com/95646490

>>382818769
Better flavor, more tricks, more variety. At the time, it was a better Mario 64. It didn't age as well and nowadays it's seem as just more bloated and gimmicky.

wow that was impressive

>>382819524
I can speak some japanese too

Honda[/spoiler ]Toyota chicken sweet sour

he has 5 minutes to WR

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Anyone remember this?
https://youtu.be/S0gJZMx79pA
For some reason, the songs in the run reminder me of it

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5 minutes

>>382819559
どのように私は知るべきですか?

>>382819176
What? Story?

>>382819589
gross, why do girls arms have to take all of their fat after they hit like 18

>>382819668
He's not going to do it.

Stiv is so based.

>>382819668
He won't get it, he'll get a great time though

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>>382819579
It's not very good furry porn.

>>382819579
https://twitter.com/saucysaurian/status/877207665256083457

>>382819220
https://twitter.com/GamesDoneQuick/status/882316094576500737

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>>382819589
How many dicks could she fit inside herself at this point?

F U R R Y G O O N
U
R
R
Y

G
O
O
N

Is it happening?

My heart is racing

>>382819176
cuckoldy is halal in uyamastan

GDQ shemale compilation when

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3 minutes

Using the furnace fun calculator makes this run a TAS.

UNLIKE WITH TOLKI, HE AIN'T GONNA DO IT

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run is COMPLETELY DEAD after 2 hours >_>

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>marry son of a wealthy shmuck
>cuck him
>get fat
>he continues to support you

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when is /ourgirl/ hosting?

Close but no cigar

Stiv is so alpha. No wonder everyone wants to get cucked by him.

>>382819813
No, it's impossible; the Grunty fight alone takes too long.

>>382819813
No it isn't, he has to do a full boss fight that has a short cutscene in the middle of it. He'll have a good time though.

>>382819381
Was there any reaction?

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>make a whole fucking algorithm calculator for randomized questions just because you cant cheese through them otherwise

weaponized autism

>>382819923
Oh my God....

BASED

2 MINUTES WORLD RECORD HYPE

What the fuck is the calculator supposed to do?

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>>382819936
ill edo her bean if you know what im saying

>>382818556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Qt64qpHHw

>>382819936
Kirby block

the madman SKIPPED THE GRUNTY QUIZ!

>>382814627
I still can't fucking believe that the guy in the middle is actually Waffle.

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1 minute

>>382819936
pyoooo

>>382820046
MATH BITCH

where's Edomeme?

>>382814468
Is Milk the Chibi of SGDQ17?

>>382820046
Tells you the grunty question answers based on an algorithm.

Whats WR?

>>382819923
Easy mode life of a female, must be nice

>>382819979
not that I know, chat was very fast at that moment

>>382819923
fucking disgusting

AAAAND no WR

>>382820134
2h 03m 12s

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>>382818225
>>382819923
>tfw you used to jealous of this guy having a chill and kinda cute wife as well as rich parents supporting him doing pokemon marathons

>>382820003
Imagine what they could've accomplished if they had put all this brainwork toward something productive.

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I don't care about the WR

I just want it to be over

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GARBAGE RUN

nope

It was at 12 seconds

>missed the beak bomb

IT'S OVER MERCY KILL IT

>>382820134
2:03:12

>>382820046
There are randomized Gruntilda questions about her during that quiz show and the only way to get the answers are from her sister Brentilda, of which there are 255 possible combinations on any given game file, but the runners dont have time for that shit so they made the calculator to "guess" which of the 255 combinations their run is using.

>>382819923
she comes from a wealthy family too, if I'm not mistaken.

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no WR

>people actually thinking a WR was possible after all these little fuckups

>>382820216
lel

>>382820190
>kinda cute
lol. if he's dump the bitch then yeah i'd be a little jealous

>barely off wr
Justice still exist in this world

>that was garbage
BANNED

Also, choking harder than Tolki right now

Second place is at 2:06:29
Stiv is going to beat that at a event, what a legend.

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>Second place WR
>He's also the first

I mean I guess

Still a crazy good time.

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>>382820269

WHAT AN ALPHA
FUCK MY WIFE STIV

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It was a good Speed Cuck From stiv if you know what I mean. 100%

>>382820258
what the fuck are you trying to convey with this?

>>382818909
Women are naturally fucking retarded
As a man, homewrecking is a bad thing because you're ruining someone's marriage by taking advantage of women's stupidity.
Women need to be kept in line. When shit like this happens, it's men's job to shuttle them back to their position and not ruin shit. This is why guys kill the man when their wife cheats. A cheating wife is just a child having a tantrum because girls stop mentally developing at 15

FUCKING DESTROYED SECOND PLACE

>>382813204
The stream design this year is great. So much better than seen previously.

Stiv got the sloppy second world record just like how Sam got the sloppy seconds with his wife

so i didn't watch much of the run
did Stiv even talk

Thank god for no more ROO