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NOW: Boring numale trash that's only being run because he's besties with the organisers sitting on the couch
NEXT: Banjo-Kazooie 100% by Stivitybobo
LATER:Pokemon Puzzle League
SCHEDULE: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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>Hey GDQ, greetings from Germany. Long time watcher, first time donator here, but I had to donate during Brothers, which is a true work of art. My wife's son wants to be a game dev, and it's super cool to see a fellow dev runner such an amazingly beautiful game. Save the animals, kill the borders :^)
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BORING
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BORING
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How awesome, a game dev is a speed runner.
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What are the interesting showcases or highlights this year?
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do people find these beards attractive?
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>>382801480
why is stiv allowed to run?
he literally ruined a marriage
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>Beards are no longer manly
What happened?
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Time to go to sleep
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>>382801350
>trannies are trendies
who the fuck likes them?
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>>382801480
I just want the banjo run desu
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>shit game
>annoying runners
>trannies everywhere
>MSF is a terror organization
>all fun is banned
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>>382801594
Just other men hehe
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>>382801610
Nu-males happened.
The sheer amounts of beta they exert can ruin anything for anyone.
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What did he mean by this?
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this run fucking sucks
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>>382801594
>>382801610
Beards are an old meme
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>JUST 1 FRAME TOO EARLY
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>>382801659S H A D M A N
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>>382801541
Now: spot- on
FPBP
pic = For fun
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>>382801610
It's a cycle. Mustaches have been out of style for so long that they're almost due for a comeback.
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>>382801589
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>>382801652
>Watching
Just close that shitty stream
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Is this Dave Grohl's son?
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/ourguy/ stivitybobo is coming?
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>>382801589
this threads going so fast no one will know i like anime girl knees
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>>382801619
)you
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JUST
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>>382801694
is this what pure autism looks like
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>wasting even more time in this shitty slow game
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>all this fake ass hype
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>>382801717
Look Like Anime Hot Dawgs
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LITERALLY CHOKING ON A WALKING SIMULATOR
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>>382801670
dolan, should I start excercising
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btw i have to REACT to a SOUND CUE! Also I'm a game dev and part of the SOUND TEAM!
hes certainly overcompensating for something
also, first time he has to actuality do something difficult he botches horribly. Wow didnt see that coming!
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Only 20 minutes passed
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top run bro
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How were Wheel of Time and I Am Bread?
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I'm kind of enjoying the playthrough. I've been somewhat curious about the game but not enough to play it myself.
>>382801610
Hipsters and muslims are usually associated with beards. If there's a big bara dude with a beard it's still manly as fuck though. It really depends on the type of beard.
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only anime can save us from this hell
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>???? is now a ban
wew
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>>382801619
8 Y E A R S
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Did protomagical(((girl))) get those offensive emotes banned?
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wow i thought yous was memeing its actually a walking cutscene simulator
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Who the fuck thinks this is a good game to speedrun?
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>>382801809
Wheel of Time was good. Bread was fucking AWFUL.
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>>382801610
Because numales wear them to be manly but they just aren't so instead of beards fixing numales, numales ruined beards.
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>>382801809
Both were fun.
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>>382801610
Beards are only manly if it works
This guy for example would look better clean shaven with an extra 20 lbs
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is this the worst """"speedrun"""" of all time
I would rather watch fire emblem get mercy killed again
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I am a game dev, an audio one, but a game dev nevertheless. I know things you people wouldn't know, as a game dev of course. By the way, as a game dev for game devs, you should donate to game devs for game devs. As a game dev I approve.
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>>382801843
the emotes were unbanned and the mod who helped him was de-modded
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I like this run it's comfy. Also is that dunky on the couch.
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>trumps
BANNED
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LOL HE SAID TRUMP
LOL
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>>382801849
I'm pretty sure the runner said he's like the only runner so basically no one does
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>These ''Ah, Hnn..'' sounds
Lewd.
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>>382801912
you're in for a fucking treat during the FF7 run
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>>382801843
Nope, it's back and he's protected his twitter account in tears
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>>382801780
Has to be up there. Speedrunning "Brothers: A Tale of two trannies" is worse i think
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>>382801912
i would rather be mercy killed
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>trump
Uh-oh, the nu-male lumberjack's done it now, ding dong bannu.
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>>382801947
Source?
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>said trump
What are the odds he's getting banned?
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Why are they speedrunning some kind of walking simulator that's half unskippable cutscenes?
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>this run
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>>382801619
Go back to school
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>>382801849
No one, the guy even said not to run it
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>>382801979
what cat is it?
hoping for PSX Any% Slots for a fucking change
worst would be PC Any%
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Why is this GDQ so fucking boring
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>>382802031
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>>382801979
why isn't there a Zelda BotW 100% this year?
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>>382801635
It was trendy to be trans but it's dying out now I think.
Why? Because teens are impressionable and the whole trans/enby thing offered an identity and a sense of belonging.
A lot of it is also peer pressure from hanging around trendsgender friends and quite literally autism which is why you often find them orbiting around nerdy hobbies.
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>>382802000
nice trips, but it was anti drumpf so he will be compensated for his travel by MSF
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>>382801983
>Speedrunning "Brothers: A Tale of two trannies"
show me
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Will the saga of Owen Wilson continue?
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>>382801806
God Bless.
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>>382802031
Good kitter
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Let me guess, one of the brother dies.
Such amazong writing.
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>>382802020
I should jack off to delphox instead of watching this shit
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>>382802031
>keeping vermin in the house
anon
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>>382801610
>Beards are considered beta and numale
>I can't even grow a beard
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>>382802031
cute kot
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>>382802031
Cute cat.
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>>382801589
3/10
Too young
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Here /v/, the story of a pure orc who gets an elf GF and gets pressured into a threeway with girl's sister.
(COMIC111) [Area14 (Kasei)] Elf Shimai to Orc-san | Elf Sisters And The Orc [English] [Tremalkinger]
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>>382801956
>>382801957
It's LITERALLY screaming heil hitler tier.
Cops breachign in t-25
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It's pretty hilarious seeing the couch be like "ohh ok. Yeaahhh haha" when they don't know what the fuck he's apparently doing
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>>382802057
Any% No Slots
8 hours of pure, unadultered FF SPEEDRUNNING
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>>382801594
No. He clearly can't grow a proper beard, but he does it anyway for attention, and naturally it looks like something you'd find on a high school senior or Isis. Too much soy in the food, couple with xeno-estrogens in the water, produce effeminate, self important, half men like this one currently 'speed running' a walking simulator.
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>>382801704
umm Kud is 18, nice try
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>that fucking screen tearing
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>>382801619
>Deleted
Based mods.
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>>382802031
Do you have a dogoo/kitty combo?
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>>382802104
Wow
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>>382802031
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>>382802031
Your dog looks weird
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>>382802143
>can grow a beard
>have a reasonably decent build to support it
>but I'm not full-on manly man so I probably won't be able to get much mileage out of it
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>>382801589
Too old.
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Donation reader sounds dead inside
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Huh
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this run is funny
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>>382802079
The same reason it keeps getting more boring
They ban all the good/fun runners, don't do any of the fun incentives, and they sell out
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>>382801635
Trannies get free positive attention in the media
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>>382802176
Awful post.
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al i see here is hate for poor trans individuals
how can you people be such scum
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>>382802031
Your cat is based as fuck
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>>382802197
why that one?
there's been nothing new on it for years
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>>382801610
Manly implies stoicism, like letting your beard grow out because you're just too busy living a badass life and don't notice to trim it.
Numales grow out their beard to be a talking point, i.e. "tee-hee check out my epic beard lads, yeah I buy designer organic beard oil, fair-trade sources only for me!" which is peacocking or womanly behavior.
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What's a lolige that's good for speedrunning?
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>>382801589
cute waifu dude.
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>PLEASE TURN THE VOLUME DOWN
What the hell was that
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>>382802031
>tfw can't own a cat because my apartment is a fucking mess of cables and it would kill itself
Cat-proofing a house is a fucking nightmare.
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>>382802273
MOMMY MILKIES!
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I went to bed right after the JSRF run. Did flagshirt get tossed into the street by the guards?
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>>382801668
but /pol/ said that numales cant grow facial hair?
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Where are the girls (male)?
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>>382802031
Oh I had one of those mouse pads, it's annoying as shit when the fabric top comes away from the foam bottom
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>gamedev streams all day
What?
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Press s to spit of on stream
S
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I want to speedrun Rapelay.
Will they allow me?
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>>382802364
Just a warning
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i cannot watch this literal shit, this is not a game.
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>>382802341
>>382775847
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>>382802182
>they don't know what the fuck he's apparently doing
the guy in the middle literally admitted he has no idea what the game is
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>>382802198
Are you delusional? That is 100% a proper beard and not anything you'd see on a senior.
The problem is that his face,body,hair don't match. He looks dirty and gross, he looks like a homeless man who used his donated money to get a haircut
Also fuck that generic hair everyone gets now
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>>382801480
>look how badly we can fuck up ECS approach to programming games
>aren't we hilarious
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is ANYONE actually enjoying this run?
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>>382802415
They don't even allow Senran Kagura.
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>>382802426
What a hero.
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>>382801843
>>382801947
>>382801981
What happened? Didn't have internet for a few days.
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>>382802341
Eden* They Were Only Two, On The Planet, is piss short with a loli as the main heroine.
No. really. It's a bittersweet story as well.
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>>382802130
That's looking like the best choice atm.
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What's next? Layers of fear walkrun?
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>>382802516
me
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>>382802305
they gotta fill time somehow
>>382802082
supposedly the BotW community made the runner pull-out due to the run not being "optimized" even though it was supposed to be a bonus run
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>>382802415
ROLE
PLAYING
CHAT
ROOM
DAWG
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>>382802516
The first glitch with the dying dad floating in the air was pretty funny, but the runner keeps sucking all the fun out of everything with his boring commentary
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>>382802175
Orc are NOT for lewd.
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>>382802121
What if one of the brothers was dead the whole time?
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I appreciate this runner's autism and commentary, but I don't think my fatass can follow.
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>>382802381
Gotta be like EvaXephon, pretend to make a game and eventually someone else will just make it for you and you can keep being the idea guy
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>>382802516
I'm not. I'm not sure why I don't just turn it off.
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>>382802516
Giant lady was kinda neat. This run is boring as shit. shouldn't be on. (Or a thursday 4 am at the very least. not on damn July 4th middle of the day)
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>>382802471
>That is 100% a proper beard
No, it's not. It's wispy as fuck. That's not a full beard, which is why it looks ridiculous grown out like that. It's the equivalent of a skullet.
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>>382802426
What ann hiro.
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>>382802551
Tranny GDQ official complained about some problematic emotes, a GDQ mod responded to the tweet saying he'd ban them.
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>>382802578
That's in addition to the cheers, retard.
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>>382802578
isn't that something shitty like 20% of the money
fucking jews
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>>382802426
lmao
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>>382802405But I only swallow.
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>run the same few games to death at both AGDQ and SGDQ every fucking year
>people naturally get bored of them
>have to resort to obscure games that only a very, very small few run, but those small few are buddies with the GDQ Organizers so they get a free pass
>said game is boring as fuck because it's more or less a "Let's Play but mildly faster" due to a lack of tech, glitch or strat knowledge that probably won't even exist because it's usually a walking simulator or generic indieshit platformer that tries to ensure it can't be broken
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>>382802516
what run
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>linear walking simulator
>the only way to speedrun the game is to OoB glitch
this is dumb
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>>382802572
just kidding I'm fapping to superior waifu
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he really loves this game
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>>382802590
>Flipflop poster is enjoying this shit
I'm not surprised at all
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>>382802578
>Cheer $250,000 worth of bits
>That's just the bits amount, not even counting the ~40% margin on buying bits, which makes it 350k
>and we'll give $50,000 of it to charity
epic
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not even halfway over yet
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>>382802669
It's unbanned now and /apparently/ the mod got shitcanned for banning it
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dark souls
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>>382802121
IMBECIL
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>>382802659
It's thick and has no missing spots.
Just because it's bad and not cared for doesn't make it not a proper beard. It means the guy is a gross fuck
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>>382802578
>the world's largest tech/grocery powerhouse
>$50k
wow so generous
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>Stivitybobo next
Any troll donations this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06rW7LSUQ80
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Quick. Post Tranny Repellents
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>"speedrun" of a cinematic walking game with MUH FEELS
>get a slot in the fucking afternoon on an American holiday and primetime in Europe
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>>382802578
How much is one bit?
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these skips are cool, but the rest of the game is so fucking boring
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>>382801480
Will we ever be blessed with autism to top the Chibi clip again? That's the only reason I still kinda pay attention to this: hoping one of these guys spergs out in an entertaining way.
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Holy fuck is this boring.
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>>382802715
they're fucking flying over a canyon on glitch goats wtf you talking about
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>>382802785
what ethnicity is Mugi?
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>>382801480
>pokemon puzzle
in as fuck
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>trump
B A N N E D
A
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This is great haha
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>>382802785
end me
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Bring me up to date with all the memes
I slept right after the second "my wife's son" last night
Did I miss anything?
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>>382802659
t. Neckbeard
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>>382802840
>A great cause, a great game... and a... great runner
Fucking incredible.
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>>382802749
Personally I like watching people playing games they are passionate about, speedrun skips are a big bonus.
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>>382802889
pusy
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>>382802000
>cant say the fucking presidents name
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KILLLLL MEEEEEEE
HOW LONG IS THIS SHIT
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>>382802938
old ones were better right
what the hell happened
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>>382802854
>Spending your afternoon on a holiday watching a speedrun
You asked for it
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>>382801480
>Stivitybobo
isnt Stiv the guy who had sex with his best friends wife? or is this a different guy?
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>>382802862
like $0.014
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>chat getting destroyed because of sexwrecks
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>>382802979
based
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>>382802862
1 cent You buy them for slighty more tho
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>>382802889
Finngol + Mongol
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>>382801589
7/10, too cute for sex, only headpats.
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>this shitty forced feels game
IS THIS UNDERTALE HD?
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>>382802578
>twitch takes a percentage of all bits purchased
what a fucking scam
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>>382803012
the very same.
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>>382802840
>need to read an essay to get the joke
you people don't understand comedy do you?
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Our founding fathers died for this.
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>>382802854
This is one of many reasons GDQ's will die or be severely reduced in 5-10 years.
There will come a day when OoT, SM64, all the other classics, will be completely broken and all records will just be for ties.
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>>382801696
?
mustaches were in style like 5 years ago, you've never seen hipster mustaches?
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>>382801583
the entirety of freedom planet
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>>382802731
>superior
She is not superior, I will conceed she is top tier however.
>>382802938
Hold on, what "my wife's son" thing?
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>>382803012
He cucked a streamer at sgdq 2014 yes
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Anyone got any good akward moments Webms?
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>>382803063
Undertale was a proper game at least. This is basically the Uncharted platforming segments without the guns.
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I know the runner is trying his best but this is the worst fucking game to run in the history of speed running. How did this happen? How did they let it make the cut? The guys who run the show are all speed runners, so ignorance isnt an excuse!
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>>382803153
>>382803091
is he /ourguy/?
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no wonder you tards don't get a sticky. you don't even care. you're just autistic retards complaining it's not a game that has been run 10 billions time already. kill yourselves
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>>382803173
You're stuck here forever
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>>382803173
HAAHAA FAGGOT
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>>382803093
Are you retarded?
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>>382803117
Not to mention people get bored of seeing these same few games each and every event, regardless of how nostalgic it is.
You can only watch someone perform the same few tricks to speed up the game, man.
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>>382802395
so what's up with the hand crush fetish shit iv'e been seeing lately?
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>>382803124
>>382801696
i have a mustache :)
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>>382803173
haha
rolling
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>>382803173
0 please.
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What is this fucking world they are living.
Giants, trolls, griffins, spiders and shit.
what the fuck
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just woke up. did i miss anything?
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>>382802946
you seem upset
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Any richannon want to donate during the stiv run? A donate under the name martonfi could get him to crack.
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THIS GAMES SO FUCKING BORING
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>>382803173
end my life
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>>382801480
>the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/
>the donations
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
>the best run of this year
also >>>/wsg/1763288
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>my fav game, before i find Ori
KEKED
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>>382803173
rolling haha
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>>382803146
>She is not superior
But she is, hipfox is top tier however
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>>382803146
Another guy donated last night with a "Greetings from Germany enjoying this stream with my wife's son" comment
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>>382801619
what a dumb nerd someone show this kid some good trap porn so he can learn to love the joy of videogames
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>>382803208
The guy running it is buddies with the organizers and he's one of the event sponsors so he got to get his own run in even though it's a shit game
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>>382803247
Well fuck csgo, imma play L4D2
>>382803173
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we're almost there, lads, hang in there
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>>382803264
The last 20 years of your life
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40 more minutes of this bullshit.
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>>382803173
I don't have any cake mix, I don't play CS and I don't own a dildo.
Rolling
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>>382803264
What'd you miss? Shut up.
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>>382802874
Arguably the Crash 2 suicide runner topped it already.
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>>382803273
GDQs have a team of people who filter through donations and pick the least offensive donations possible
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>>382801480
>NEXT: Banjo-Kazooie 100% by Stivitybobo
Is this a good 100% run or is it as terrible as nearly all 100% runs are?
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Getting your badge hole-punched is the mark of a true Gamer.
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>>382803062
Cute elf(dragon).
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>>382801480
for the love of blueglass, put this in OP: >>382803286
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>>382803173
I don't even have counter strike
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>>382802031
>this run
Thats me.
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>>382803286
>Greetings from Germany. Long time viewer, third time runner. I am donating because my viewer has died from animal. p.s. kill the borders!
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>>382803202
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cant this cuck turn on v-sync?
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>>382803217
nah dude's a pretty big cunt, kinda like witwix
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>>382803385
It's 2 hours and 20 minutes long, so you decide
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>>382803382
And if none of the donations are suitable, they make up donation messages which is why all of them seem like they're from a bot given a few set phrases and a sentence straight out of Mad Libs.
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>>382803208
This is far from the worst game speed ran in the event. The cutscenes almost disqualify it, but the tricks keep coming and they shave a good deal of time off.
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STIV JUST ARRIVED ON BIKE
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This guy actually does some impressive skips.
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>>382802395
good shit post the entirety of the original
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>>382803286
hey, is that caveman?
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>>382803337
wait.....the dev is speed running his own fucking game?
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>>382803191
Love fist fury, takin' all the pussy
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>>382803501
yeah boi
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>>382802772
This broke my heart. Fucking pieces of shit will bend over backwards to appease some fucking tranny, but a handicapped person like that gets rolled out
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>>382803452
white'd
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>>382803173
>0 stick a dildo up my ass XD
Did I end up in the YouTube comment section by accident?
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>>382803473
They actually just pick donations with no messages at that point (it happened in the JSRF run earlier). Most of the more robotic sounding donations are just from memers.
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>>382803460
this is actually making this whole event almost unwatchable for me
screen tearing is a peeve of mine and I can't stand not seeing it fixed
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>>382803286
what run was this
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>>382803452
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>>382803483
I bet they're not actually that hard, but no one else has ever run it so they can't contradict him
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is stiv running "cuck my wife%"?
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>Bubbles and PJ supporting OTDQ.
Clearly OTDQ is doing something right in the community if he has the support of 2 of the most chill runners at GDQ events.
Even if he's a bit obnoxious, I'd rather support this guy than some tranny, tranny fucker or autist Chibi.
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>>382803286
I stopped watching right before this run. What made is so good?
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Banjo-Kazooie 100% will save this GDQ.
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>>382801589
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>>382803202
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>>382802679
>>382803083
Its funny because they don't take half of the cost of a sub for GDQ like they do with streamers.
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>>382803509
No, I think he just really likes the game
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>>382802862
Like a penny. But the point is that you can only buy them in packs and Twitch takes a 40% cut.
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>I'm a speed runner
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>>382803653
>>382803672
Obligatory
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>>382803631
He seems very passionate about the game, at the very least. It's just not a very entertaining game to watch.
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>>382803653
>WHAT RUNS U HOYP FOR??
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>>382803653
i don't know how many times i have downloaded this webm
nor i care
i probably have it in multiple folders, in the laptop, the mobile phone....
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>>382803653
Please stop tainting the reputation of this upstanding young man by posting this out-of-context clip. Thank you.
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>>382803701
allegedly 80%
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>>382803482
Wait, where did the push guy come from?
I thought he was a protester, but he ran from pretty far
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>>382803602
Freedom Planet
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>>382803539
Wasn't he just deciding to leave on his own? What makes you think someone made him leave?
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>>382803471
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>>382803636
Great Couch commentator, who was british. pure lad. right chap Good boy.
Awesome runner that really knew his shit and could pull it off. In a light autismal kinda way.
Combo was pure gold.
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Is it true that Chibi is banned from the main room?
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>>382803719
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How many extra copies of this game is going to sell thanks to this """"""""""speedrun"""""""""""
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>>382803782
charge your phone mate
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>>382803482
LIFE FOOTAGE FROM INSIDE THE BUILDING
THE MADMAN
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>>382803672
We can mock him endlessly but you know it probably smelled pretty good.
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>>382803771
They wheeled him out because the tablet he was wearing with the FrankerZ emote was "distracting" or some shit. Goes against the rules.
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>>382803720
But it's a magical, wistful adventure filled with emotion, I cry everytime
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>>382803803
I'll watch it during the Banjo run, then. Sucks that I missed it.
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>>382803452
How do you fuck up this badly trying to fit in
I feel so sorry for TriHex
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>>382803720
This pretty much, he chose a game he liked and stuck with it. I'd like to see him on something else, or even couch commentating for some other game.
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Protomagicaltranny suicide WHEN
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So if this guy worked on the game couldn't he just ask his coworkers how to break it?
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>>382803803
as some anon said yesterday, that niggah looks a little damaged inside
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>>382803385
Since it's a Banjo run it's just going to be a fucking onslaught of annoying noises for 2 hours
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>>382803863
footage of driver
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>>382803891
All three of them were very close friends, Trihex and the other dude just did something very awkward on accident. Trihex said in a stream that he tried to play it off with a laugh but the other dude acted really autistic about it for whatever reason.
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>>382803841
i am
retart
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>>382803961
Did he get away with it?
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>>382802426
>Be an annoying fucking asswipe on stream, ruining the run
>ABLOOBLOO I DINDU NUFFIN
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>>382801981
Fuck, if someone has it followed make sure you post screenshots of its outbursts
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>>382803782
l00000000000000l
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>>382803993
>i am
>retart
more like
>thank you
>boi
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>>382803956
RUU RUU RUU
YAHOOW
RUUU
EKAM BOKAM
TUTTURUTU TUTTURU
EEHHHHHHH
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Why do they play this boring game every event?
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>this will never end
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"frame perfect"
yeah no. who is nu-beard sucking off to be so popular?
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>>382803286
>Another great day of SGDQ. Love working my childhood viewer get destroyed. Money goes to view the donation, kill the viewer.
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>>382803765
zog agent
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>>382803916
0 - 10 years
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I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT HAPPEN BEFORE
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>>382804091
>TUTTURUTU TUTTURU
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this is the current state of degeneracy on /v/
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only 30 mins left boyos we can do it
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>>382804105
Thats not bonesaw. But the guy running it is a "game dev" from one of their sponsors.
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>>382804140
i'll take mr. numale over some cringe autist
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You know, this run reminds me of a funny story. A frog walks into a bank to get a loan...
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>>382804184
Can it be 0? I don't want """her""" to be back in the hosting seat for AGDQ
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ATTENTION /V/. THIS IS THE FUN POLICE. FORM AN ORDERLY QUE FOR YOUR BI-THREADLY GENITAL INSPECTION, WHICH WILL BE QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY A FUN MEASURMENT.
GENITALS ARE ORDERED BY ACCEPTABILITY:
1. FEMININE PENIS
2. BULGE
3. INVERTED PENIS
4. TIED UP VAGINA
5. REGULAR VAGINA
6. CIRCUMCISED PENIS
7. BLACK PENIS
8. ASIAN PENIS
UNACCEPTABLE GENITALS:
1. PENIS (WHITE)
THE FOLLOWING ARE ACCEPTABLE ACTIONS WHICH HAVE BEEN DEEMED FUN AND THUS ALLOWED:
THE FOLLOWING ARE ACCEPTABLE ACTIONS WHICH HAVE BEEN DEEMED NOT FUN AND THUS BANNED:
Unwanted physical attention.
Inappropriate physical touching.
Physical assault.
Battery.
Stalking.
Intimidation or Bullying.
Bathroom Policing.
Harassing photography or recording.
General disruption of the event.
Gender
Gender Identity
Gender presentation.
Sexual orientation.
Age
Body size or type
Disability
Religious affiliation.
Citizenship
Pregnancy.
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>hitting all these tricks
>"OMG THAT'S SOOOO HARD"
>"OMG I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THAT BEFORE"
>"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST THAT WAS"
I GUARANTEE these tricks are easy as fuck as he's hyping it up to distract from his boring run
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>>382804036
see >>382801694
icymi
and another
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>>382804003
He's complaining more about the reason they gave. They told him he was being racist.
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STIV COMING IN BY BIKE
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>>382804105
Vulajin makes sure that at least 3-4 shitty indie games he likes get run every year.
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did trihex ever recover from that mario race
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>>382804081
what
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>>382804171
DOTR can't come soon enough.
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pj did not watch
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>>382804250
Please refrain posting the 4th worst girl thank you
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>>382803875
That's such fucking bullshit. They could have simply asked him to turn it off (which it looks like he did do). Meanwhile, grotesque narcissists larping as little girls get the red carpet treatment. Insane.
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>>382801480
MORE CATS
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>>382801609
Because the GDQ staff is racist. Black guy gets softbanned for flashing a game for one second that he wanted to show off in the future, but cucking a man gets your runs approved forever i guess.
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I think this run is pretty fun. Decent runner commentary. Impressive skips. A lot of people here seem to be more interested in controversy than games sadly.
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This is boring.
What run are you looking forward to today?
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>>382804323
did he died?
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>>382804323
Did he get pranked?
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>>382804331
He has not had a single run or attended GDQ since.
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What's with the hate for this run on this board?
Nothing is fucking wrong with this run nor the runner nor the game, he's pulling off some impressive tricks too.
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>>382804323
What the flying fuck was supposed to happen?
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Suck my dick or you're a bigot
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>>382804105
holy fuck who is she
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>>382803265
you seem neckbearded
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>>382804323
Why did he do that?
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>>382803653
Can you really blame the guy though? Damn.
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>>382804289
Norm is still really goddamn funny.
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>>382804395
Name three tricks of import and also your favorite videogame
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what run do you think got rejected for this
I noticed Super Mario Sunshine isn't on the schedule
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>>382804409
open a parachute and glide down the mountain
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>>382804331
Nope. He ended up going tranny just like when cosmo got NUMBERS'D
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>>382804380
I'm looking forward to running your mom
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>>382804440
>>382804409
>>382804385
>>382804389
He wanted to impress a girl
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>>382804380
Half life
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>>382804409
base jump, but the retard didn't take into account that you lose momentum when you make a sharp turn
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>>382804372
Second this
haven't seen all the games, but this is the first time I am actually seeing some out of bounds glitching and breaking the game
also, he did talk way too much early on, but calmed down, much better now
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MONSTER GIRL
MONSTER GIRL
MONSTER GlRL
MONSTER GIRL
MONSTER GlRL
MONSTER GIRL
MONSTER GlRL
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>>382803286
Mah boi/10
Even in his native language, this runner doesnt speak too much
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>>382804289
Hold the fort... this guy hates jews!
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>>382804460
The floating in the air seems to be shaving plenty of time, every time he does it
GTA3
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>>382804395
tricks are cool, game is boring
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>>382804493
would bully / 10
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>>382804289
THIS IS YOUR LIFE
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>>382803863
what's the story here?
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>>382804493
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>>382804319
>Say dumb shit and making fun of Canadicucks, Yuropoors, and Mexicunts
>i-i wasn't racist tho
Dude was trying to be tryhard edgy ironic but only made himself look like a massive fucking jackass
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DOA LUK LAC IWUZ LEFT OUT FOM BADABOOJEE?
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end this please
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>>382804323
always nice to see chad normies get taken down a notch
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>>382804346
Don't be mean to best girl
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>>382804556
>Not even lewd
ONE JOB
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>>382804508
I bet she was dead impressed.
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>>382804587
Some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very, very good slave.
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>Roll ball
>Hit spider lady
>Rip off leg
wow, what thrilling gameplay
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>>382804641
He clearly didn't post Maho
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>>382802038
>tell others not to run shit game
>be the only leader in time because you told everyone else not to play it
>reap attention and a self important title
these betas man
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Anime fags are literally subhumans
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Waiting for Banjo. Any more "wife's son" moments?
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>just a playthrough
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FLAGMAN COMETH
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So any update on PMG trying to start unnecessary drama with that streamer? Do I need to get out the pitchfork or did shit calm the fuck down?
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>>382804323
Looked it out, turns out he managed to survive with some broken bones and cut tendons.
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>>382802603
At least FF7 is in the graveyard shift and not in the middle of the day, or worse, the finale. People could get some sleep then.
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I THOUGHT HE WOULD GLITCH THE SHIT OUT OF THE GAME
THIS GAME HAS LITERALLY 30 MINS OF UNSKIPPABLE SHIT
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>>382804706
The guy is playing really well but the gameplay of Brothers is t hat one stick controls each brother.
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>>382804689
YOU CANT SAY THAT GOYIM
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nothing about this game looks fun
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>>382804612
probably one of the retards on here who think acting like they do on 4chan everywhere else is a smart thing to do.
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>>382804432
Sure thing little bud. I'm sure your hormones will sort themselves out eventually.
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>>382804834
What are your favorite games?
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>>382804834
it's actually a solid game
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>its still going on
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>>382804834
it's so bold. the controller system it's really bold. I know because I'm a game dev.
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>cutscenes
>unskippable cutscenes
>unskippable long cutscenes
>unskippable long cutscenes that bug out and turn into black screens
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He just fuked up
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>>382804295
https://youtu.be/Hmi3x-Ar86Q
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>>382804385
Just broke a couple bones
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>literally staring at a blank screen
Worst game.
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why aren't you all with your families? it's July 4? what are you doing?
I am asking because I don't want to go do anything I just want to sit around watching this and drinking
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what the fuck is happening
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>this run
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this isn't a fucking speed run. The exploits he's doing are saving like 20-30 seconds allegedly. THERES NO SKILL INVOLVED
Also get fucked retard nice soft lock
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This is probably the most autistic thread I've seen in a while. Good job.
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why the fuck did they accept this
damnit vulajin
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>>382804961
at least the black screen is more entertaining than the game.
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And now we are just watching a black screen with no commentary. Amazing run
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i stopped paying attention a while ago, whys the screen black for like 5 mins?
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How much puss do you think an average looking guy could sling at this thing?
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>a minute of black screen
wow this is exciting
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>>382802603
Oh I thought the Any% was still in.
100% was a joke ("WR" is 33 hours).
Though it would be cool if they had a bonus stream of someone doing one of those day+ runs on a seperate channel.
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>even the pc got tired of this shit
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>>382804965
No the game did pay attention
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>>382802031
looks like my kitten who died of cancer 4 years ago ;_;
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Why are numales allowed?
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>>382804424
queenulhu
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THIS RUN IS SHIT
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nani?
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>>382802031
I want to PET that cat.
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>game has a part where you have a random chance to die and softlock the game
What
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>>382804897
MH, Tales games, Melee. But this game just doesn't look entertaining to play at all.
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>>382804612
Not a single thing you mentioned is a race.
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Easily worst run of the marathon.
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ITS OVER
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>>382804986
he died during a cutscene because of a bug.
He called it right before this and tried to do it "blind"
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I am a visiting Djinn with a proposal
You may eat the burger and skip to the end of the current run OR you may continue watching.
The choice is yours!
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DEAD
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>>382805042
Do you guys even pay attention to what the streamer is saying?
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>>382802143
>Couldnt grow a beard in my teens or early twenties
>Desperately wanted to be able to
>Late twenties my beard genetics suddenly kick in
>Its a huge pain in the ass
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So this guy works for one of the sponsors?
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>>382805080
Fucking dismal post
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i remember when this thread was fun
i remember when xGDQ was fun
why live, my bois?
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So this....
is the power......
of Nu-Males?
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>>382805071
Go donate to SDGQ. You'd fit.
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>>382805110
giv burg
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STIV COMING IN TO SAVE THIS EVENT
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>Softlock during a cutscene
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>>382803916
>tweets are now protected
lel
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This """"""speed""""" """"""""run"""""""" so much skill holy shit
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What would a Mario 64 run by pannenkoek2012 look like?
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>>382804835
Pretty much exactly what the guy was. He was just an annoying fucking cunt.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK OF...
>WHAT IS YOUR OPINION ON...
>WHAT DO YOU THINK...
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>>382805116
That's a trick question because nobody has been paying attention for the last hour
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>$500 only gets two claps these days
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>>382804989
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>>382805176
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
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>>382805176
I can belive that this guy is a dev now, the programming is awful.
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>>382805183
Did nobody in this thread play the game? Jesus Christ.
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>>382805162
so this...
is the power....
of faggots
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What's wrong with this run? Seems well above average.
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>>382805194
It wouldn't exist because most speedrunning communities have banned him for being too good
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>>382805110
get that disgusting shit out of my face
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>>382805194
The longest but greatest speedrun ever seen in GDQ
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>>382805183
>>382805183
Why are people shitting on this?
He speed ran it so well you idiots thought this game was a tumblr walking simulator when its actually heavily puzzle based
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>>382805176
>try difficult speedrunning tricks
>fail one
>softlock the game
Who would've thought that's possible!
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can someone explain who Stiv is
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>>382805306
I have no idea. It's decent watchable run to me, the game is boring speedgame but the skips are pretty neat looking everytime and the runner isn't boring, just mediocre.
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i miss flagman
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>>382805269
Wow dude. Spoilers
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>>382805281
He didn't develop this fucking game and he's not even a real game developer
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Wow, this Anonymous guy is really generous
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700
ANONYMOUS
NO
COMMENT
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>from anonymous
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>>382805269
Use spoilers next time you fucker
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>>382805160
Rest in peace, sweet prince
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>>382805323
Nobody cares about this shit because nobody played it or will play it
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>>382805306
/v/ didn't play this game and so they don't understand whats happening.
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>Guess what he said? Nothing.
top kek
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Hmmmm
These anonymous no comment donations sure are... fishy
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>>382804976
My family doesn't get together anymore. But I'm smoking a pork shoulder, and the neighbors are planning to go nuts with fireworks tonight.
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>>382805398
he is a developer, and yes he developed this game
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>>382805396
I am just warning you to go do some chores or something
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this needs to stop
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>>382805323
It's just shitposters sperging out cause theres no tranny on the couch to fap to
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>>382805273
Is he ok?
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>>382805238
>2013
>$100 donation
>spikevegeta "Yeah!" heard from offscreen
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Thats a pretty jew t b h
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>>382805364
a few years ago this guy brought his wife to GDQ and then Stiv had sex with her, thats about it
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>>382805207
>jetsetfags STILL butthurt about being BTFO for two hours
you obnoxious cunts have been asking for it
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>>382805273
This bitrate is disgusting. Also RIP bird.
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>>382805404
>>382805410
>>382805423
((((( )))))))
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>>382805364
Master of cucking other runners and a Banjo-Kazooie expert.
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>>382805194
https://youtu.be/5XhmvYAm5lU
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>>382805273
is he ok?
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tfw no younger brother
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fake donation, shit run, unskilled runner playing linear af game where exploits save 5 seconds overall
literally the worst run of the year
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>>382805364
fucked his best friends wife at a gdq a while back.
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>700$
Yeah chargeback city
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>>382805364
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>>382805278>>382805176
She has the best feet
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>>382805306
The skips are kinda neat, but the game itself is slow and boring as sin.
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>>382805364
classic-age banjo kazooie runner
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(((BOB)))
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>>382805303
>le ebin pol /r/dolan hompbhopic poster free kekistan pepe meme of peace poser
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>>382805110
>enjoying run
>burger looks like undercooked dog shit
>kinda hungry though
I think I'll take the burger, thank you very much
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>>382805435
You were so butthurt by SJWs you refused to play a good game.
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>people actually donate serious money to this bullshit
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>cutscene ends
>walk 2 seconds
>cutscenes again.
nice game
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>>382805323
>speedrunning a puzzle game
if the solutions don't dynamically generate then yes, its a fucking walking sim with some inputs you already know to press, puzzles don't mean shit
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>the bird just keeps falling
holy kek
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>>382805390
a non cringe autist runner makes /v/irgins insecure
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>>382805546
Just an absolutely awful post
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>get home from work
>stivity "fuck your wife" bobo is on next
yessss bois
chat is going to be epic
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i just deleted my spoiler post
sorry guys
but i recommend playing the game by yourselves, because it is the only good thing about this walking sim
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>>382805110
I want the burguer while watching this run.
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SPEEDRUNNING
CUTSCENES
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>>382805563
>people are different from ME
are you like 3? are you just discovering this?
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Brothers: A Tale of My Wife's Sons。
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How do you speedrun a walking simulator?
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>>382805437
I bet it was based MAGA messenger
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>>382805443
nice. the loneliness is starting to kind of borhter me but i'd rather that than get dragged down by their shit. probably make something.
by the way this game doesn't look that great
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>>382805598
lmao you are reaching, dude.
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>>382805364
>>382805495
>>382805510
Is there any evidence of this or is it just another hella f*cking epic meme?
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;o;
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>>382805646
You walk fast.
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>>382805608
Go back to /pol please
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>>382805364
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO HE IS
ALL THAT MATTERS IS THAT HE'S COMING AND NOT TAKING ANYONES SHIT
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What's that meme category for Half-Life 2? Anything worth tuning in for?
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>>382805646
Running.>>382805662
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>>382805646
It's not a walking simulator.
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HEEM SLEEPY
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What the FUCK is this music?
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Who made this piece of shit garbage game.
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>It's still not over
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>Game has unskippable cutscenes
>Literally 90% of the "game" is walking forward
thrilling
amazing
fantastic
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BibleThump
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>>382805682
He doesn't seem to be doing a very good job on that front.
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>>382805695
I think you misunderstood.
I'm calling you a faggot. Because you are.
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>>382805505
C-CUTE!
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HOW DO YOU SPEEDRUN A GAME SO SLOW AND SHITTY
IS THIS GUY THE KING OF A NEW NORMIE WAVE OF SPEEDRUNNERS? I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING
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Fuck this is sad
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did he died?
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>>382805598
>puzzle games are just walking simulators you dont know the solution for
Brain problems
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>>382805640
>A Brotha's tale: some cuck raised my sons
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I haven't watched even 30 seconds of this run. How did he die?
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>>382805675
i know he apologized for it, not much else
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>BEST GAME OF ALL TIME
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MUH FEELS I CRY EVERYTIME
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Oh boy here we go, jerking off over how deep this game is.
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>>382805697
Loving the stiv-posting
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>>382805546
canada needs to be rangebanned so cunts like you would stop shitting up the place
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>>382805784
bored to death
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>>382805763
Who is this girl?
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"It's my firmly held belief that this is the greatest game of all time"
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Oh no, my wife's son died. Best game ever.
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how much of a cuck is this guy
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>>382805639
It just seems laughable that people would spend that much on something so fucking dumb
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/v/ is a fucking joke. This game is played by having each character be controlled by a separate controller stick. It's a puzzle game. It is not a walking simulator.
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>THIS IS THE BEST GAME OF ALL TIME
Just keep your mouth shut.
PLEASE
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OH MY GOD SHUT UP
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>I think this is the best game of all time
Fucking kill me
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>>382805768
what's the story about this pic?
but your complaints are fucking dumb, this is only an hour long.
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OF ALL TIME
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>its best game
>trust me am a dev
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>best game of all time
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>>382805849
>girl
yeah no
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>Best game of all time
Oh fuck off.
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>he has to bury his dead brother
Damn son
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Jesus fuck at this pretentiousness.
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This guy is so fucking gay
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This is the most boring run of 2017.
Maybe the entire gdq events, maybe the entire speedrunning marathons out there.
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that was some pretentious frothing
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>tale of two sons
>only one son
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bury this run pls
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>>382805364
Wr banjo player. Fun guy. Better than every other player by a mile, which is good since banjo community is full degenerate.
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>>382805784
A monster girl stab him in the stomach
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>>382805768
The smug dude on the right kills me.
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>>382805675
No, he actually admitted to fucking her. He is /ourguy/.
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This game is clearly ideal for SGDQ. Just the kind of upbeat Summer fun I'm looking for!
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>>382805876
So what you're saying it's a double advanced walking simulator?
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Nier Automata did this same shit but better, get with the time beard guy
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>>382805759
wow a homophobic /pol/ poster. so original
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>only game where the controller is so tightly bound to the game
Is he forgetting aboutPSYCHO MANTIS
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>Best Game of all time!
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>>382805784
He finished the game.
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Why do normies say "ands"?
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>>382805706
>no scripts, new engine
Not a meme category at all, source engine games support input scripting and different engine versions with different physics behaviors and such, so it needs to be specified.
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>calling your own game "the best game of all time" because muh feels
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I was away, how did that little boy did that huge hole?
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>>382805962
agreed. philistine, blue-collar cucks getting mad at the first sign of emotion and calling it a flaming wreckage if it doesn't make them cry.
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>>382805982
>saying faggot is homophobic
please
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>>382803191
LOVE FIST RUINED MY LIFE
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>>382805887
this only shows you don't know what is fun
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>>382803385
It's super optimized, so it's good
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>>382806041
DUMB ASS anime poster, holy f
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>>382805781
That's correct though. Just try and refute him. You literally can't without looking like a contrarian fuck.
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>ensuring the audio works well
Haha, is that a joke?
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>>382806097
or I know more about fun than you do
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This game is played by controlling each character with one hand. /v/ get fucked in the butt so hard by gamergate they aren't able to appreciate the fact that brothers is a just a good game.
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>>382806012
Also Ico in a sense. Any time I wasn't holding R1 I was stressed out.
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>>382805954
Ideal, like.. "I deal with all this emotional trauma in my video games," right?
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>>382806207
definitely true.
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>>382803452
>inb4 some retard in reddit or tumbler claiming this was racist
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>>382806179
yeah, i am sure you find Brothers highly enjoyable
what a ride
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>>382805956
It's not a walking simulator.
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wait
so the owl could take the brothers there
what's the fucking point then
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>>382801609
GDQ staff are the worst subhumans to ever technically be members of the white race, that's why
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>>382806316
if you have even just an average brain, Brothers shouldn't be hard to find enjoyable.
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>>382806012
Thats not what he said but dude is ignorant to not know about Ico.
I bet game development studies focus on shitty western indies where they "learn" how impactful and innovative these games are ignoring japs that did it 15 years before.
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HOW IS THIS STILL GOING
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>>382805929
What's this from?
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>>382806207
>This game is played by controlling each character with one hand.
So what you retard, it's still boring to watch. Stop making it a gamergate issue when it's just a horrible game to speedrun.
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wow he crosses the water so brave
NEXT
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>>382806360
Why doesn't stig get the eagle to toss his wife into mount doom?
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That would actually be a clever mixing of story and mechanics I admit if there was ANY GAME AFTER THIS. Instead of suddenly having you suffer trying to do what you used to do with 2 brothers, it's entirely just cutscene walking from this point on.
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I love when lighthearted, Summer entertainment centered around fucking speed running of all things goes out of its way to try and depress me.
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>>382806456
nah you just don't have the stomach for it, Gamergaters are low-endurance losers who freak out about anything unfamiliar and/or challenging to them.
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>>382805458
He didn't.
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>>382806549
I imagine they didn't want to make it single-player for another hour or two. But yeah.
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Best moment in game development history!
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I hate this smug fuck
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>>382806572
this is his game, bro.
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>I mean it's not fun
THEN WHATS THE POINT?
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NEW THREAD
P L S
L
S
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>>382804592
It's literally speerunners IRL using bugs
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>>382806396
i think you are missing my point
Brothers is not a game to speedrun, unless you have a good glitch run
reasons:
spoilers kill the game
unskippable cutscenes
literal zero dexterity or skill needed to finish it
it is a pretty movie game, not suitable for speedruns
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>>382806557
>put me in a safe space! quick!
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BEST GAME
ME GAME DEV
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>>382805475
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barnacle_goose
he's fine. that's literally the only way those baby geese can leave their nest. a lot of them don't survive but that guy in particular was fine.
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>1h 20min walking simulator
T-thanks
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>>382806674
It's not. Holy shit, try looking shit up before mindlessly saying stupid things. He works for a completely different company and doesn't list this game under the games he's worked on.
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>>382806674
he's just an ideas guy
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OH MY GOD KILLL YOURSELLLLLLLLLLLLF
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>>382806767
oh yeah? what game has he made other than Brothers?
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I like how the couch never supports what he says. Most important game in history guys.
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>>382806767
Not to mention the fact that the dude who made this game showed a new one off at E3 and is a foreigner with a super thick accent
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BANJO SAVE US
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>>382805878
Why was this game even considered?
Holy shit it's boring.
I'm glad it's over.
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Spike is in pain because he has to talk to another fucking tranny.
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is that a tranny or...?
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Wtf is the thing on the left. CHEMTRAILS VACCINE SOY BPA REEEEEEEEE
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>>382806615
I mean the game is already basically Uncharted without the guns, so it's not like there was even a game to begin with. The thing about merging story with mechanics with games is that you need fuckin MECHANICS.
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>>382806736
>blatant, underhanded, appeals to emotion at an event centered around games and game design are A-Okay because "muh narrative" is DEEP and needs to be experienced!!
>don't forget to donate
Go fuck yourself.
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>tfw you're forced to talk to a tranny
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What's the song that's currently playing?
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>>382807267
you're unintelligible dude. Find another thing to complain about.
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>>382807130
Wtf do you not understand in
MOST
IMPORTANT
GAME
IN
GAME
DEVELOPMENT
HISTORY
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>>382807518
Your comprehension skills are fucked mate. My sentence structure was fine.
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