NOW: The Wheel of Time
NEXT: Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons
LATER: Banjo-Kazooie 100% by Stivitybobo
SCHEDULE: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
STREAM: https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
Bonesaw is overrated
redpill me on wheel of time
>>382796921
NO ANIME ALLOWED PASS THIS LINE
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first for couch guy
>>382797000
It was made in 1999 and based on a book series.
/a/utist need to end their lives.
Fuck i thought we were gonna get a chick with flipflops on the couch
>>382797002
Can you anime faggots at least stop posting deviantart tier art? Thanks.
>>382797036
oh god that obnoxious fuck is back
HAS A GDQ INSPIRED YOU TO START SPEEDRUNNING GAMES? IF SO, WHICH ONE?
So we all agree GDQ is dead, right?
>>382796998
Fuck off Uyama
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END OF 'NO ANIME ALLOWED' LINE
ANIME IS NOW ALLOWED AGAIN
>glitch-kun on the couch
oh god
>>382797000
SPANKINGS
This era of PC shooters is the best
>>382797027
>>382797087
Was that a glitch?
>>382797106
is that a couch girl?
Great, it one of these runs where the runner just jumps past everything until the final boss. Super fucking entertaining.
hup
hup
hup
hupAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH
>fireball jumping
r a d i c a l
What's up with trannies and gdq?
>>382797094
I'm not autistic enough to spend years resetting the same game every day
>>382797027
Lines were made to be crossed
Its that fucking sonic game all over again
I've got around 100 bots/sockpuppets ready to strike. What do you guys want spammed in the chat?
>>382797106
Okay let's say you are at gdq
do you: hang out with your firends you only talk on discord 11 months of the year and hope the guy you like wants to fuck later
or do you sit and watch a crappy hipster indie memegame in silence in the nofunallowed safe space
Is that game any good?
What is couch guy looking at? Is he falling asleep?
>>382797106
It's a piss break run.
>>382797194
Uyama has a tranny fetish.
>Cool unique fps game
>Insightful, well flowing commentary from a non-autist
>Couch not forcing """comedy"""
God this is refreshing already. Hopefully this will be a hidden gem run.
>>382796921
The selfie shit needs to end.
is left on the couch a guy (male)?>>382797106
COUCHGIRL (MALE)
>>382797218
>discord
I'll take the crappy hipster indie memegame.
finally a real speedrun
screenshots of all the girls (female) on stream so far?
>>382797027
Hello friend
>>382797226
He's too disgusted by these glitches to look at the screen.
>>382797121
That's where you're wrong kiddo!
>>382797194
Is there any evidence of orgies at GDQ's?
If you really think about it... 'that' Bonesaw run wasn't even that funny
>>382797302
You are a dumb fuck and you should put your fucking hands down and kill yourself.
Did I do that right?
GDQ should get Caveman to speedrun Tomba and invite Chibi to the couch for a massive spike in views and donations
The ad earlier reminded me of the one they played last year. Man was there a lot of shit for this one, don't think they actually played it again after the first time.
>>382797276
This speedrun is boring as shit
COUCHGUY IS BACK
This game looks like a licensing scam
Monsters and powers and location have absoluteley nothing to do with the books
You pick up angreals like they're fucking ammo in duke nukem
this is stupid
>>382797194
degenerates
Ajah in order of quality:
>Red
>Green
>Gray
>Blue
>Black
>Yellow
>White
>Brown
Okay, this run so far is actually pretty nifty. The runner also knows how to explain shit
RNG!
>>382797000
It's decent but overlong and was in need of a FAR stricter editor.
The MC and his aloof best friend are the only fun male characters. The only enjoyable female characters are the three ladies the MC is dicking.
And it has a harem ending.
Breddy gud/10
>>382797276
It's just him bhopping past everything. It's not fun to watch at all.
>in a few years the entire venue of GDQs will be empty except for trannies and their boyfriend runners
POST CUTEST GDQ GRILL (male)
>>382797027
I can just post around that short line, baka.
I took a break around Tony Hawk. Did I miss anything good?
It's yet another game of "Is that a tranny on the couch?"
Good run so far though, same as the 2016 AGDQ WoT run.
>>382797457
>le booger eating man of amazing taste
>this level's boring
I can tell this guy's not a natural entertainer
Why is it so empty, did they ban almost all of them?
>>382797516
>>382797210
Anything to call out the tranny trying to global ban an emote because she felt offended.
BCWarrior
WHY ARE THERE NO WIZARD FPS MULTIPLAYER GAMES
>>382797578
Her eyes look scared
>sperglords on /v/ say Wheel of Time is a good book
>it's just a generic fantasy game with evil monsters and wizards
>bubbles even choking on donations
Even reading donations Bubbles chokes
>>382797578
Images like this make me wonder if I actually left the house if I could find someone. Oh well.
>>382797408
>"Hahaha you dumb nigger, are you still taking those pills that keep your heart from exploding, what a loser"
>Fucking chad's and stacy's. I'll show them!
>>382797586
>she
>>382797578
>undertale profile
like
poetry and clockwork
>>382797647
>Her
>>382797378
girl(boy) on the left has kissable lower lip
>>382797630
You can play as a wizard in Hexen
>>382797630
There is one that's newer. I forget the name though, it's on steam.
That fat guy is making a move. Alpha af.
>>382797210
the "BAN DANSEXY OR ILL TWEET" pasta has some traction already
>>382797204
But you're autistic enough to post on /v/
>>382797210
"report Mike Uyama to IRS agents"
>>382797481
You have it backwards with the women.
>Lanfear
>Graendal
>Moiraine
are the best girls.
>>382797218
>WoT
>indie memegame
Please stop
>>382797516
cute girl (males) don't go to sgdqpic related
here we go
Why is the camera put in a way that the thing in the couch is in the spotlight, instead of the runner?
>>382797407
What would Sanae speedrun?
>>382796921
When is the half life 2 speed run exactly? it says 5th july 7:18 AM, but what time zone, its the one i look forward to
>>382797578
I can't believe chibi has another gf, and she even looks cute.
FUCK MY LIFE
>>382797545
Hollow knight boring run and shovel knight spooky edition accompanied by some autist developer with a busted phone connection. Not much
>Wheel of Time
>AN ANCIENT EVIL HAS AWAKENED
>THE DARK ONE MUST BE SEALED USING THE SEALS
Wow epic D&D campaign, why do people like this crap again?
>>382797747
>8 jan
>>382797000
It's way too lengthy fantasy that's worth it if you're really into haremshit (although even then the chicks are pretty damn annoying and useless) and overpowered special protagonist with your worldbuilding. Also some of the books have truly staggering amount of wasted pages on nothing at all. I couldn't even get through all of it as a kid because of that and I got through both LotR and some pretty juvenile fantasy.
>SAVE SCUMMING
>>382797747
>8th jan
>>382797747
>>382797747
>8 JAN 2017
>>382797747
>8 jan
also don't lurk srg for drama to post here cakeboi
>>382797765
Ten Desires of course.
>>382797715
You better remember it.
>>382797768
gdq schedule automatically converts to your timezone
>save scumming
Oh right, it's a PC run
>>382797769
Its a tranny and your standards are as low as your self esteem.
>>382797769
>she
tfw got banned from twitch chat just now and not even sure what I wrote
>>382797298
>>382797313
Let's go, boys. Smokes.
I never knew about this game.
>>382797276
Its boring as fuck. Its just another dumb old FPS where you bunny hop and use items to jump skip past triggers.
>>382797808
>>382797836
>>382797843
>>382797853
>>382797857
>>382797860
It's fake you retards.
man this fucking save scumming depresses me
>>382797865
Mirage, maybe? From the studio that made Chivalry.
That girl on the couch looks like she might be cute
>>382797882
>he hasnt been banned since the great purge of AGDQ 2013
>levitate
I thought one of the lore aspects of the series was that carrying yourself with Air wasn't possible?
>>382797727
>No love for Min and Aviendah
Pic related
>>382797650
Don't have much of her.
This is the most generic shit I have ever seen
I can't believe /lit/ shills for this trash
>>382797973
Um lol.
Also I like that fatty's autism arm cross
>>382797806
lesbians spanking eachother
>>382797984
look at this nerd
>>382797925
nice try tranny libtard
I liked it better when it was called Game of Thrones
Are the animeposters taking requests?
This game looks comfy tbqh pham
the runner is p. handsome no homo
>>382798043
well obviously /lit/ shills for the books and not the video games
>>382797106
I'm so glad GDQ is dead. Hopefully a fun allowed version will succeed it eventually.
>>382797984
>oops
>load quicksave
PC runs are the worst
>over 2 hours of Banjo-Kazooie
Almost makes me want to fire up my xbone and play all Banjos on rare replay
i got permabanned instantly a few GDQ ago for typing zoe quinn in the chat
>>382798123
>>382798124
Some pokegirls if you have any
>>382797650
Good taste.
>>382797871
ah thanks dawg, didn't notice the big sign at the top of the schedule page where they also wrote it auto converts.
>>382798014
sauce
>>382798126
GET FUCKED FAGGOT
troll boy on the couch is getting upset
>>382798136
I just got perma banned for saying 'kill all traps'. I was referring to the the game :>)
>>382798123
post furshit so you get banned nigger.
I'm enjoying this run
If you read the books books books if you reed the boooks the bookks
>>382798065
>>382797765
Zone of the Enders.
>>382798126
This. Who the fuck even cares at this point. I didn't even like when they guy used the WiiU gamepad during the DK64 run.
ARE YOU GUYS READY TO GET KEKED BY OUR BOI STIV?!?!?
If you've read the books
>>382797457
what will goose say about stiv running today?
>>382798232
It's to negate fall damage, retard.
Go watch a let's play on youtube if you don't like atual strats.
>>382798253
go back to /r9k/
>>382798292
neither, boobs too big
>>382798261
Me too.
>reading books
mega cringe
>>382798234
This game actually looks pretty cool.
Is it fun?
I've always kind of wanted to read the books.
>Next: Brothers tale of two faggots
Why is this allowed
What books have you read today, /v/?
>>382798292
Right
>>382798136
TriHard WE TriHard WUZ TriHard KANGZ TriHard
Got me perma banned during Ape Escape
>>382798248
why would you even bother typing anything into twitch chat. it's pure cancer.
This thread is looking a little too straight for my liking.
Stivposting is gonna be so good.
This run is actually kind of neat. game looks decently made.
I love watching these broke-ass game runs, it's always fun watching glitches.
Whens rabi ribi? I want to see what all the shitposting is about?
>>382798401
cmonBruh
>>382798361
I thought that game was just a walking simulator
>>382798361
I was moved by that game to the point of tears desu
>>382798235
>>382798326
Stop that
>>382798383
Finished reading the Lantern Network.
>>382798361
because this event isnt about good speedruns
its about games normies like and know
>>382798275
Did it break the game somehow or are you just a controller purist?
>>382798383
Currently about halfway through Bale Fire Tomes but had to reload because I tore a page
>2 hour banjo run by stiv during primetime AGAIN
why? i don't understand gdq organizers
>>382798417
traps or gtfo
why isnt couch fat talking more
Man this constant savescumming just takes all the fun out of an otherwise pretty neat looking run/game.
>>382798417
>gorofags
Whens the nep block?
>>382798326
>>382798501
POST MORE LILLY RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Now this is speedrunning
>>382797515
NASA will rise
Cosmo needs our help, /v/.
>>382798446
>implying your waifu doesn't prefer a real man with a thick juicy black cock
Stay mad whitey
RUN FAILED. ABORT
>>382798525
his GDQ handlers tazed the shit out of him for his FUN last night
>>382798359
It's a good book series, but the author died and the quality declined afterwards. If you like the look of this game, I also highly recommend Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. On sale for five bucks right now.
>>382798458
If you do a walking sim fast, does it become a running sim?
>>382798510
>I have save corruption
the game is tired of your cheating ways you fuck!
>>382797860
HAHAH HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO GULLIBLE, fuck anime \o/
>FPS games
>Put fucking banjo and pokemon between them
What the fuck
did they really ban DanSexy because of that one screeching retard?
>Almost at the end
>Save is corrupted
YAH MAH BOI
I guess it's time to masturbate again.
>>382798589
Cosmo doesn't exist anymore
how to report all these anime?
>>382798383
Almost done with Dune, but I don't want it to end.
CHOKE
CHOKE
Would you watch an ONLY trans GDQ?
>>382798497
He used the save state feature of Wii U VC games
inb4 overtime
>>382798614
I've read some of Brandon Sanderson's other books so I don't think that will be a problem.
And I bought Dark Messiah of Might and Magic years ago but never played, I think I will now. thank
>>382798497
He's complaining about quick-saves being used. DK64 was on the WiiU VC and the guy set up a save state because the trick he was about to do has a chance at crashing the game. Its not really comparable to PC runs with constant save-scumming.
PC runs were a mistake.
Good game, but choke.
>>382798545
>runner doesn't save and messes up anything
>"kill it!" "blunder of the century" "pull the plug!" "BANNED"
>>382798417
Don't make me sit on you.
>>382798417
Agreed
>>382798616
that would be a speedwalking sim
>>382798676
Ugh like... can you not? This emote was clearly homophobic and transphobic used by cis white males fuck off you bigot.
>>382798714
>>382798716
2spoopy
"I'll just load my backup save"
>>382798716
If it had a weight limit, yes.
>>382798696
Go back to rebbit and post your complaint on /r/4chan.
>SAVESCUMMING
>BACKUP SAVES
>>382797313
plz
>>382798739
Literally this.
All PC runs suck dick and games are "literally what".
>>382798805
madman
>>382798451
weeb pixelshit
>Shoe on head
>>382798790
that doesn't have a penis right????
Animefaggots leave. This is a videogame thread.
>>382798750
Source?
Eternal reminder that Min is best girl
>>382798805
Jesus christ, my fucking dick. Post more you crazy fuck nugget.
>Bitching about safety strats in a marathon run
Who fucking cares, this isn't for expert WR attempts.
Brothers is up next
Comfy game with feelsy ending, buckle up
>>382797115
>>382797140
>>382797205
>>382797314
>>382797524
Autism
>>382798901
At least they are posting vidya girls
8/10 - fun game
What is this gay dance shit?
DANCE PARTY WOOO
Pretty good run, short and sweet with decent commentary
>>382798964
>>382798972
This kind of shit is what holds back games from being art
>>382798901
>how anti-anime posters see themselves
You're even more pathetic than someone who draws MS Paint comics
I am going to sleep, see you guys during the Pokémon run
>the best audio
I'm not the only one that paints his fingernails when he is alone right?I'm male btw
>>382796921
Just notify me whenever someone makes an "Most awkward moments of SGDQ 2017" compilation.
Good run
>brothers
Fuck this boring-ass "revolutionary" control muh feelings shit I'm playing skyrim
The game dev is back
That was a very comfy run
Strike 1: Easy mode
Strike 2: Quicksaving every 5 seconds
Strike 3: Backup saves
YOU'RE OUT
>>382798790
>ywn suck her cute cock
literally why even live. where do i find a cutie like this...
>>382799052
>playing skyrim
cringe
>>382798901
>Being a SJW
>>382799030
I bet you suck other boys dicks too, you faggot.
>>382798878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dsoOPV9hKw
>>382798904
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=45302
Here's his pivx. Dunno where you can find the doujin.
>Super Meat Boy Forever
>Coming to mobile
>mobile
sooo, it's gonna be shit?
>>382798878
it better.
>indieshit
>can afford GDQ advertisement
>can't afford good graphics
>>382799030
you belong at gdq
>running ads for the company that the next runner works for
actual, unabashed shilling
>>382798901
>mods are bothering anymore because the threads are going too fast
>>382799030
Cosmo pls
>subset games
>>382798805
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>382798901
>>382799114
this shouldn't be legal
>>382799116
>playing anything made by steakmund
Probably will be fun but I'd be wary.
>>382799192
That underwear looks too small for her Anon.
>>382798901
Either post her dick or leave.
No racism, sexism (including excessive grill spam), discrimination, homophobia, or hate speech against other viewers, runners, staff or attendees
No history, politics, conspiracy theories or religion (including 9/11 and nazi spam)
No links
Do not encourage others to spam
No Custom bots that post in chat or whisper
Adding Kappa to your message is not an excuse
No excessive ascii or copypasta spam
>>382798805
Be honest lads, which hole do you think lillie enjoys getting penetrated more?
>>382798749
Then practice more so you're less likely to make mistakes. There's no fun in watching a run that's devoid of any risk or suspense.
What games/runs would you like to see at a GDQ, /v/?
>Catherine story mode with an incentive to choose between True Lover, True Cheater, and True Freedom
>>382799017
Dance party it is!
>>382799017
You mean it's not the generic fantasy DnD setting and story?
>>382798501
Does this small of a thong really exist? Pics?
That run was a 7/10. Good, not great. Better than the average run so far this gdq. It also didn't go too long. Not memorable but pretty comfy.
Can someone explain the story behind stivitybobo?
>>382799287
More metal slug or shmups
>>382798545
>constant savescumming
This is a game design issue. There are still people today who argue that quicksaving is a fine game mechanic.
>>382799192>>382799339
post pokemon sluts not these generic anime whores
>>382798901
Is this some Anti-Fa thing, or is this cosplay? I don't fucking know anymore
Question.
If I donate $1000 as Donald J Trump with comment "We made America great, now it is time for speedrunning!" what are the chances it would not be read?
>>382799356
He brought a gun to SGDQ and shot up the place
>stiv is seriously gonna do a run
so they ban people for being a little too loose and "fun" but they allow this homewrecker on camera again. jesus.
Are boy Stivity "a great runner" Bobo up next after this gay shit, who's hyped?
>>382799085
>Literally mad because the dude didn't want to waste everyone's time/completely lose the run to corruption
Pure autism
>top cheer: DansGaming
kek, isn't this the guy with the emote everyone spams when a tranny is on stream? dan is truly based
>>382799397
100%
>almost two hours late compared to the initial schedule
where did they fuck up
>>382799245
Nah, it's perfect.
Skindentation is my fucking fetish.
>>382798735
It wasn't that really. He did a trick that could only be done using the gamepad on the WiiU. Not really a big deal even. Just felt kinda weird to me
>>382799287
lovely planet.
nice music, and a fun game
>>382799340
Google "microthong".
>>382799397
Zero
>>382799402
Hope he does it this year desu senpai
HE SAID IT
MODS = GODS
>>382799397
never, youd be throwing money away
>>382799287
I want SPEED.
It's called games done QUICK and these assholes aren't power sliding through everything.
Have you seen the morrowind speedrun? The entire run is fast
>>382799397
100%
>>382799397
Tough call. I'd say 30% of it being read
>>382799397
pls do this m8
>>382799397
c-c-c-charge back
>>382799413
Why on earth would you speedrun a game which corrupts its save files like that? It's foolish to begin with.
>>382799386
more like anti-/fa/
>>382799523
I love this artist
>>382799523
Speedrunning is the official tranny sport
So, this whole thing is a money laundering scheme, right?
How many autist girls do you think bearded hipster has fucked this gdq?
a tale of my wife's sons
this guy has a numale beard
>I'm a game dev
>>382799523
>Games Done Quick is a "muh safe place"
>Has a ton of autistic children
It was bound to happen til all the tannies show up to this shit place where they feel save, and on top of that even get attetnion
>>382799523
Speedrunners can't fuck girls so they become them
Isn't this guy a dev? Is he speedrunning his own game?
>>382798716
It'd probably be more interesting. I'm sure one of these speedtrans will organize one eventually, not like there's anything else for a tranny to do in their middle age
Oh boy, time for Josef Fares' game
Wow that beard looks EXACTLY like pubic hair, impressive.
>>382799586
pretty much, watch how many high dollar anon donations come in towards end
>>382799523
Too many fag enablers.
How many times will he mention he's a dev during this run? I have the line set at 45.
Gee I wonder what the guy does for a living.
>>382799586
This guy can't read donations at all
>>382799609
One. That Sonic CD runner. Because she's the only real girl there.
seems comfy
>>382799397
Wouldn't be surprised if they changed it to anonymous with no comment.
Donate under the name Kayla Mueller. Might get through
>>382799539
Because quicksaves and backups are a thing, and that only a tremendous retard would see anything wrong with them ?
>>382799547
DELET DIS
>>382799397
They'd probably acknowledge it but say it was anonymous with no comment. You'd get a big clap though.
>nobody runs this game
why is this at gdq?
at least there's some fucking recognizable runners on the couch
>1 hour 20 min of walking simulator
>>382799586
The fact that they now take in bit donations and have bit specific incentives absolutely shows that there's some malicious intent here by twitch
>>382799358
>shmups
I love shooters but they're not speed games. Seeing someone 1cc a random shooter isn't all that impressive for a random viewer either.
And I don't think anyone can do like Mushi Futari Ultra or something impressive as shit consistently enough to do it in a marathon. "Unsafe as fuck" as they would say.
Yeah no thanks
Nice letsplay
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT WITH ALL THESE SHITTY GAMES WHEN THEY ARE PLAYED BY ONE FUCKING AUTIST
FUCK
The guy in the middle is going to be interesting I hope
>unskippable cutscenes are half of the run
>>382799397
1000%
You can tell this guy read 'how to win friends and influence people.'
This is literally an ad.
>>382799547
>a tale of my wife's sons
>>382799667
He's a dev
>there's going to be 40 minutes of cutscenes
way to sell your speedgame, guy
>>382799692
wait, seriously? that was a girl?
kinda feel bad for her.
>>382796921
speed running is gay as fuck
I actually like this game but the dev shilling it is probably gonna ruin it for me
why the fuck is this at GDQ
jesus christ
>>382799771
That's an angry rat
>>382799690
He can't play Dark Souls either but that doesn't stop him
>nobody runs this game
>unskippable cutscenes that make up half of the run
>40 MINUTES OF CUTSCENES
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS
I guess I should applaud him for admitting his game is shit, but maybe that was a tad too honest
>"this 1.5 hour speedrun is half cutscenes!"
This is the point where you should have considered "would this game make a good speedrun?"
>>382797408
There is no way that's real.
>deaf and blind
Damn, that really fucking sucks. Who the fuck bullies others at university?
>hold button to play cutscene - the game
>More cutscenes than gameplay in a speedrun
So glad I took the day off for this
>>382799790
PURGE
>>382799523
Tumblr degenerates and beta enablers on twitch.
We need to make Twitch great again and get rid of tumblr once and for all.
>>382799707
it is simply not impressive. the people want to see something impressive, they are not "tremendous retards".
G A M E D E V
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>all this speedrun talk while the game is trying its hardest to be emotional
This feels weird.
This seems like a terrible game for speedrunning
>>382799784
They need to bring back the Freedom Planet commentator for the rest of these games.
>1:20:00
>A casual play takes less time
>>382799775
not everyone needs a guide to be charismatic
>>382799754
>not speed games
>we're currently watching an hour+ of a walking simulator with 40 minutes of cutscenes
people would still get hype for shmups played skillfully. the TASBot playing gradius or whatever was great.
Cool let's play
THIS IS SPEEDRUNNING
>All these games with screen tearing
So fucking slooooow
Welp, time to do something else until Banjo-Kazooie.
>>382799874
My question is, who stops using life-saving medication because of bullying?
>>382799768
It's like those hour long infomercials on TV at 4am.
>Fast FPS run to slow as fuck walking simulator
Who made this schedule?
>>382799878
>taking the day off for gdq
>it's a shitty indie game nobody runs
>Poolajin and the Pajeet boyz on the couch
Every fucking time!!!! How much does poolajin make from guaranteeing a run for and then shilling these fucking indie games??
>>382799980
please god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MsTwk9X5es
Never forget
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""SPEED""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""RUN
>>382799980
You're stuck in hell with the rest of us.
Okay this is pretty good
Time to take a break lads. Prepare yourselves for Stivposting.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
1. This isn't a speed run.
2. This is a terrible game to speed run.
>>382799386
It was some show on MTV about white college girls smashing the patriarchy by beating up people who sexually abuse women.
This game is shit
Literally "I'M CRYING!!! I'M DYING!!!" numale feels shit full of unskippable cutscenes
This run shouldn't be happening but I guess being best buds with the organizers has its perks
>>382799980
here we go
Wait, is that the dev? Is he speedrunning his own game? You can't be that pathetic
There's too much male (male) patriarchy (male) in this game already Brothers (male): A tale of two sons (males)
>>382799980
FUCK
How much of a kickback did GDQ get for this blatant hour long advertisement?
>>382800043
I take a lot of comfort in knowing we all deserve it.
>>382800068
hes also the only guy who speedruns it so he has the WR
>>382799915
And they do. You don't, because you'd rather get hung up on a convenient way to keep the run going rather than enjoy the skips.
>>382799980
Good luck pal, I expect a 200 word essay on how it went after it's finished.
>>382800068
I don't think he made the game, but he is a dev
>>382799980
PLEASE LET ME GO
>>382799980
GET ME OUT
>they are flying haha so funny
JUST GO FASTER YOU FUCK
This is our eternal curse
We are damned...
Yeah guys I know this is probably going to be boring and slow, but let's just get comfy and chill. We need a little break to doze off for a bit.
This is straight up just an ad for the game.
this game takes like 3 hours to beat. why not just play it regularly instead of trying to beat it under 1.5 hours
so dumb
guy's spent more time trying to """"""""speedrun"""""""""" the game when he could've beaten it 40 times regularly already
why speedrun an "art" game
also stiv is probably cucking someone as we speak, what will goose say?
>Run where you do literally nothing for 80% of the game
Nice
>>382800108
>And they do.
time to reread my original post and admit how shitty that run was: >>382799085
>>382800095
God I wish that were me
>>382800095
How did you get hold of mine and Lillie's private footage anon
This game is actually pretty good you fucking plebs
>>382800178
goodbye anons, i'm gonna fap until my dick feels raw
>>382799980
lesse
The guys on the couch are pretty funny, but the runner doesn't give them a chance to talk.
>>382799980
SANAE GET ME OUTTA HERE
>calls himself a game dev
>works in sound
CRINGE
PLEASE PLAY MY GAME
>>382800221
It's hard to get comfy when this DEV is getting way too excited about the most mundane shit possible.
Not exactly the first time.
We had a game before that literally no one played besides the developer=runner.
>anything over an hour
>speedrun
>>382800269
not for speedrunning it isn't
>>382799547
BAN THIS
I AM A REAL WOMAN *benches 200lbs*
>>382800269
Not for speedrunning though so who cares
this is retarded and obviously shouldnt be a speed run
>>382800298
>Creative director
So literally ideas guy?
>DKC2 any% is 40 minutes
>we could have had DKC2 just during the cutscenes in this run
>>382800072
Then maybe they should put actual women on the couch for a change and not a bunch of girls (male).
What are the interesting showcases or highlights this year?
>>382799980
>walking simulator
>40 minutes of cutscenes
>this runner's constant shilling
I WANT OUT
how many are here for video games???and how many are here for the girls (male)?
Worst run, fucking christ.
>>382800308
At least that run wasn't over an hour long
>>382800308
OTDQ didn't develop the game, retard. He's just a game developer (and not even that, really).
>speedwalking
How many hours must we watch this shit for?
Fuck this. gonna go gank faggots on dank soles 3
who the fuck put this on the schedule?
>>382800408
>>382800095
What does Lillie butt smell like?
Maybe he'll fuck it up and choke hard
>>382800346
Agreed, speedrunning "muh cinematic experience" games is the stupidest thing ever.
Alright, that's it I'm out. Gonna go for my daily outside activity, maybe exercise or finally fucking shooting myself.
See y'all in Banjo, I expect infinite cuck memes by the time I'm back.
>>382800298
Did you know the hit detection sound is different in every Call of Duty? That's sound guys for you
giggling faggots
fuck this run
>>382800349
Ideas Guy for a sound effect start up. I have no idea if that's difficult but calling himself a game dev is very insecure.
>Nothing good until Half Life
Fucking hell
>>382800461
The people sitting on the couch. They're the organisers.
This is pure old boys club crony shit
This guy sucks.
I feel like the runner and couch are carrying my attention despite the actual run, I think he's one of the least autistic people we've had so far.
>slow walking with memes
my favorite part of SGDQ
>>382799980
EEEHHHHHH?
I prefer a socially competent, entertaining speedrunner any day over some of the akward turbo-autists that have been
fuck off
>>382800470
Is this the ideal body shape for males?
Oh my another DEV such as myself!
ahahahha so funny
le sheep meme haha
>>382797481
>>382797815
You could cut like 6 books in the series if the main characters who are childhood friends would actually fucking talking to each other, especially in that dream world thing that would literally enable them to communicate what's going on on the other side of the world. That shit was infuriating
>>382800487
>actually wanting him to go overestimate
PLEASE GOD NO
they stole your 1000$ dollar donation anon
kek, imagine someone speedrunning gone home like in that one webm
So what are you guys playing while this trainwreck goes on?
>>382800541
I see this exact post every time oldboi shit is being played
Was anyone else expecting the Trump donation when he said $1000?
>>382800408
I'm here to pretend I have friends for a week.
Smeagle, what are you doing here?
>>382800557
I think facebook might be more your speed buddy
this runner is pretentious as fuck. and hes running a game that should not be speed run
Wait. This guy is a game dev? Holy shit that's so cool!
>>382800470
who is this cute cat girl
and will any wife related donations get passed the reader for stivitybobo's run
ADVERTISING HIS GAME MIDSTREAM.
C R I N G E
R
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G
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>From someone who knows you are making a game
HOW DID HE KNOW HE'S A DEV?!
FUCKING BLACK MAGIC.
Fuck this shit, anyone wanna watch a better movie with me?
>>382800627
yes
>Primetime EU
>Afternoon NA on a holiday
>They put this shit on for 80 minutes
>game is 3 hours long
>the speedrun is an hour and a half
this is some sick joke
why are the girls (male) never good looking?
>>382797860
sauce?
B O R I N G
O
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G
id rather go do the dishes. brb
>>382800663
lel
>>382800691
girl (male) != "girl"
Learn the difference.
>sadly I can't stay awake for the entire run
Wow, imagine the skill it takes to speedrun these slow walking parts!
This is not a game, its an interactive video.
And graphics aren't even good.
>>382800691
Fuck dude why does NPH's denim button-up look so good.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!? THIS ISN'T SPEED RUNNING MATERIAL! THERE IS NO ""COMMUNITY"" FOR THIS BULLSHIT. THIS IS A FUCKING ADVERT FOR AN INTERACTIVE FILM THAT'S NOTHING BUT EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL ANYWAY. JUST LIKE FUCKING ""PREVENT"" CANCER. FUCK.
>>382800583
No of course not. I meant like falling apart completely 30 minutes in
>>382800252
You mean the post that's filled with the aforementioned autistic whining and an even more asinine complaint about difficulty ?
How insanely autistic do you have to be to think that that somehow made you right ? I'm genuinely baffled over here
I'll simplify it so you can keep up: The only thing that matters is the skips. The cool techniques. What comes in between only matters to lead paint huffer like yourself
>>382800769
>over an hour left
Guess I'll try and get better at drawing
>STILL SCREEN TEARING
MAKE IT STOP
Did they say "God"?
>>382800072
How do you know they aren't brothers (female)?
>>382800804
>Fuck dude why does NPH look so good.
fixed it
>>382800651
after spending a few minutes in this thread I can easily say that all of you are lacking of any wit or intelligence whatsoever. You all believe yourselves to be better than everyone else,
and I can tell you right now, that that is not the case in the slightest, you pseudo-intellectuals.
I am much better than all of you. Clearly I am because I am neither pretentious, long-winded, asinine, discourteous, nor are my tastes quite as bland as yours. No, I am quite concise, and I would never stretch beyond that of my means or what I am designated to.
Oh now i recognize that couche, those are the guys from bonesaws run.
ITS A FUCKING LET'S PLAY
Lets Plays done at a Moderate Pace so I can shill my game.
>>382797586
what emote did they ban?
>You can tell me later but I can't promise I'll care
based
This is literally a let's play, they're not even trying to hide it.
>shouldn't this be called
Speedwalking
NU-BEARD IS PRETENTIOUS AS FUCK
Jesus now they're speaking made up languages. I'm out of this shit.
kill yourselves
speed running is not always about smashing button autism
it's about finding the fastest way to finish the game
watch this autistic board react when mario 64 airs
>>382800805
pic related = you
>speedrunning a shitty walking simulator for 1.5 hours while sperging out about some faggy ass language he made up
shut it down
>>382800895
Not gonna lie, I'm crazy jealous of how attractive he is.
Dont even bother with a new bread
this shit is dedder than battleborn
>over an hour left of this shit
>Gravity Rush 2 just came in the mail
Yeah I'm out.
>>382800978
>>it's about finding the fastest way to finish the game
theres only one way to finish this game
Glad I never bought this game.
How do we go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxIlK3wycek
to what we're watching now? Where did speedrunning go wrong?
>>382800978
reddit plz
So why is this troll/orc/big guy helping the kids anyway, he could just eat them.
FORSENBAJS OUT IN FULL FORCE
>a tale of two gaybros
God damn it.
>>382800978
you can't just expect the nintenbros to not have a orgasm when their shitty games shows on stream
The real game starts now, cucks
>>382801015
It's the jawaryan
>>382801105
you don't understand, it's ART
>speedrunning an interactive novel
What kind of autism is this?
>>382796993
nah dude so long as she is a pretty lady and has a feminine penis.
No speedrun in these events should ever be longer than an hour.
Fucking hell
>>382800983
Fuck right off you wispy bearded, soy slurping, faggot.
reminder
>>382801042
>1:20 for a game that casually takes 3 hours
>>382801105
He was full after eating out your mom.
How does this even qualify as a speedrun? This is practically a let's play. How long does this game take to beat casually?
>>382801078
I actually miss how older quake games look. there was a lot of quake 3 mods that had that same visual style.
Are you telling me that this shitty indie game can't be OOB glitched or some shit? There's no flags you can trigger early? Nothing at all to make this go faster?
>>382801042
lol youre actually downgrading
>>382801132
oh shit I got filtered
>>382801189
>>382801173
loving your rage, son
keep on ragin' plebbit
>speedrunning a graphic novel
>>382801205
That's over 50% skipped!
>>382801154
>speedrunning into a woman's pants
What did the Cos mean by this?
THIS GAME IS SLOW LEL
am I cool now?
>>382800978
Mario 64 is a fucking legit run that requires skill, practice, and it's a highly competitive scene. This guy is the only person that "speedruns" this game and it's slow as fuck
GAME DEV
GAME DEV
GAME DEV
>>382801238
they just did
>he's self-aware now
It's not funny.
>>382800691
Because none of them are on proper HRT and put minimum effort into transitioning.
They just want attention, to be trendy, or use their newfound "trans" status to powertrip people.
>>382801261
Did I miss anything neat between DK64 and now? Was the 4am hype British guy's playthrough good?
>>382801312
not without an edgy reaction image
summer get out
>>382801238
OOB is literally the first thing they did in the run.
why is the forsenE emote banned? or anything forsen?
>>382796921
Is this guy Dave Grohls son?
>>382801350
>implying anyone but desperate virgin autists like trannies
>>382801440
I guess they thought it looked like haHAA which is banned so they banned it too
>>382801440
le spam forsenT
>>382801440
it offends trannies
>>382801480
>>382801480
>>382801480
New thread
>>382801413
That was used to slowly walk the same fucking path that the game normally takes. There is no SPEED here and it bothers me.
Did you know that this guy is a game dev?
>>382801238
They have glitches from the looks of it, more than JSRF last night. The problem is the cutscenes are unskippable, and this is a story with a game attached to it.
>>382801382
*sips mountain dew*
Those poor QA bastards
>>382798123
>>382798232
>>382798292
>>382798530
>>382798805
>>382798326
>>382798501
wtf how much do the janitors get paid by SGDQ to remove porn and tranny talk?
>>382801078
too much money and personal interests
>>382800978
Mario 64 is an impressive run because its well optimized and routed with many difficult tricks, allowing a game that takes many people 10-15 hours casually in less than 2 hours. This is a 3 hour indie walking sim that has a few skips that let's it be beat in about an hour. That's not nearly as impressive.
>>382801626
God, I know! I came to this board to discuss my political opinions on transexuals and to fap. What do these janitors think this is? Some kinda videogames board?
>>382801479
All the neolib progressive types "love" them now because it's the "in" thing to care about.
So they put trannies on a pedestal, proclaiming they can do nothing wrong, and that attracts the narcissistic attention seeking sociopaths.
>Bubble del fuego on donations
>PJ on couch
>All these GDQ plebs not realising these are 2 of the best runners giving support to OTDQ.
The guy might be an obnoxious indie dev but he's actually entertaining and clean looking.
He just chose a shitty game to run.
>>382802216
>chad who keeps trying to appeal to twitch chat
>actually entertaining
yeah ok
>>382801186
You don't even need to, the mere mention of Forsen is banned in GDQ chat.