Will we ever get another good Jurassic Park game?
I want Jurassic Park, as made by Idea Factory and Compile Heart.
>>382788057
Consider liberal application of rope to your neck
>>382788057
>million shit early access survival games
>NO FUCKING SURVIVAL GAME WITH JP SETTING
WHY
>>382788354
Ark?
>>382788057
I recognize that lewd crop!
>>382788057
Maybe
>>382788057
>Tfw Jurassic World was disappointing as fuck
>Could cut out the kids entirely and it would be a better film
>Plot points that go nowhere and get forgotten about (The brother considering cheating on his girlfriend, the little brother suddenly bringing up that their parents might get divorced, etc.)
>Character gets it harder than anyone else for no real reason
>Part where the girl realizes that these are living, breathing creatures is wasted
>Barely any time spent with the raptors
>Barely any reason to make us care about the raptors
>3 out of 4 raptors die within the last 20 minutes
>>382788354
>SURVIVAL GAME WITH JP SETTING
I would love this.
>takes place in 1993 mere seconds after the first movie
>you play as a random park employee who got left behind.
>survive Jurassic Park and contact the mainland
>>382788057
Don't start good threads with cropped porn.
>>382788956
Call me autistic, but the bitch running in high heels ruined the movie.
>>382788747
This...this is beautiful, anon.
>>382788975
Don't reply to porn threads
>>382788960
The Lost World would be better. The movie's worse, but the jungle's grown over everything. Shit's dope aesthetically.
... Another?
>>382789128
Fuck you. I never get to talk about JP vidya.
>>382788956
New movie might have potential
>less cgi, more practical effects
>darker tone
>return of Dr. Malcolm
>>382788960
>early 90's tech and aesthetic
The absolute comfiest
>>382788956
>No use of animatronics or puppetry
Stan Winston dying was a fucking mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4J9TBlFxAg
I had hoped for a revival of Dino Crisis.
>>382788975
OP here, it's not porn nor is it cropped
>>382789285
Fuck off you cockmuncher, i recognize furshit art when i see it
>>382789242
>dinosaurs won't be ressurected in your lifetime
>science won't have advanced to artificially create living dragons in your lifetimes
Why even bother living
>>382789197
dunno mate World was meh.
>>382788057
dinosaurs aren't cool anymore
>>382789042
>T-Rex has been shown to be able to chase a full-speeding jeep and keep up with it
>But now suddenly a T-Rex can't keep up with some bitch running in fucking heels
>>382789197
>Tagline for it is "Life Finds A Way"
They could not have picked anything more or less generic.
>>382789234
Everything about Jurassic World is all over the place, it makes no sense.
>>382789420
Bullshit.
Oh cool, /v/'s gonna start arguing about dinosaurs soon
>>382789137
Yeah Site B is a good setting. It could still take place after the first movie too. Costa Rican government bombed the shit out of Site B after JP1 that's why everything was so decayed in TLW
>>382789420
So grown up and mature how can I be as cool as you?
>>382788193
>>382789575
>Costa Rican government bombed the shit out of Site B
you mean A right and isn't that just the book ending? Because 3 takes place on Site B
>>382789547
There's nothing to argue about. Dinosaurs are amazing and wish that I could meet one.
>>382789462
>Everything about Jurassic World is all over the place
It's sad really
I can't really fathom how it was so successful barring dino nostalgia
>the kids
>the parent's divorce
>the park having zero emergency safeguards to the point the main area gets caught in the dino rampage thus ensuring Ingen will be drowned in lawsuits and never allowed to do anything like it again
And now my favorite
>the fucking CEO who barely got his license piloting a helicopter in a dangerous as fuck mission
It was like a transformers movie where the main point was dinosaurs instead of machines wrecking shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4J9TBlFxAg
>>382789462
>But now suddenly a T-Rex can't keep up with some bitch running in fucking heels
I suppose it could be explained by Rexy being pretty old (25+) during Jurassic World, but yeah, it's still stupid. That said, no one knows how long dinosaurs lived anyway, so whatever.
Feathers
>>382789856
yea Jurassic World sucks
ranking is
JP1 > JP3 > JP2 > JW
>>382789856
I disagree. It had dinosaurs, people interacting with dinosaurs, dinosaurs killing people in inventive ways and dinosaurs fighting dinosaurs. I couldn't have made a better sequel even if I tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msimASAXoys
>>382788747
>>382789840
Just thinking about them fills me with a sense of awe. Can't believe they actually existed.
Dino Crisis reboot when?
>>382789980
You have good taste, my nigger. Good taste.
>>382789575
The bombing didn't happen in the movie canon. Site B was hi tby a hurricane sometime after InGen skedaddled.
>>382789765
Both 2 and 3 takes place on Site B aka Isla Sorna. You're right about the bombing, it was Nublar and only in the book.
>>382790208
Not like it used to. Fuck off to /b/. Stop derailing legit vidya discussion. Nobody wants to look at your degenerate fag porn.
>>382789352
>Did a thorough Google reverse search and source hunt because you're too scared to do it. Found the source of the actual image on tumblr/devientart
Nope. Not porn. Nothing cropped. Just some nice artwork. Artist is probably a furry but doesn't draw lewds. Probably female. Can actually draw some really sexy men.
I love proving retarded /v/irgins like you wrong.
>>382790131
Most prehistoric creatures are ballers. Too bad the only game that realized this was E.V.O. search for eden.
I want a first person game where you play as a pack of velociraptors like that one scene from Jurassic World.
>>382790402
>Artist is probably a furry
>probably
They all have the same fucking "artstyle". Nothing probably about it
>>382790487
There used to be a giant snake. I'm talking massive. Like as thick as a huge tree. Monstrous. I'll see if I can find it.
>>382788057
No and there is no God.
>>382790670
>tfw can still hear the music
>>382789482
>Dino Crisis: MH edition
>you play as an Wycadamy academic stuck in a
new remote region
>have to survive until the hunting party comes
>you're so squishy, even a velociprey has a chance to kill you
Capcom please.
>>382790662
Everything was giant at some point. Like this thing, which I remember being a hideously difficult boss in house of the dead 3.
>>382789714
I'm 31 and fucking love dinosaurs.
It's because of a mutual love of dinosaurs that allowed me to fuck a 21 year old QT3.14 I met in Anthropology class.
Then Jurassic World came out and we saw it twice; I got the best blowjobs afterwords.
>>382790670
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm562sEKB3Q&list=PL1B7E6CD3610BFF42&index=2
>>382790780
2ch on MHW
>>382790383
>>382790757
Fuck off Dylan, you're the one that's derailing the thread. If you got a problem with it then be the change this place deserves by posting about how a new JP game would work.
>>382790670
>>382790780
Not in my house.
>>382790840
Here. This is a replica.
>>382790670
Superior game coming through.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EGNaPTACc&index=3&list=PLB60BAF71CCE5D0C7
>>382790997
One, not my name. Two, I never shitpost. I've already contributed a fuckload of actual discussion ITT.
>>382788654
Arc is a steaming pile of dinosaur shit
>>382791196
I never managed to finish that, since it didn't have a save or password system and my parents always wanted to hog the TV. The soundtrack was pretty ballin'.
>ywn be Professor Grant torching dinos with flamethrowers, grenades, and a wicked sweet taser
>>382790780
I've always thought a Monster Hunter survival game would be kind of neat.
Not like the shitty early access survival games going on now. More like you're working for a guild and researching monsters. Go out there, live on the land, study monsters in their day to day activities while saying downwind. You're not a hunter so you have to do your best to not be detected and if you are you have to get the fuck out of dodge.
So I guess I want a Monster Hunter survival pokemon snap game.
>>382791583
shit I'd play that
>>382790979
Anyone who thinks MHW is the first game to base monster designs on dinosaurs is retarded.
>>382791295
It looks like garbage.
What I want is a dinosaur game that's got gore and sex. Actual dinosaur sex. Small to massive dinosaurs living. Fucking. Ripping one another to pieces. Shitting. Giant bugs. Giant snakes. Huge prehistoric trees. Herbivores being chased by carnivores. Huge deserts. Intestines. Organs. Corpses rotting in the sun, being chewed upon by scavengers. Large swathes of blood splashed on trees in battle.
i want a game like carnivores but no mobile shit, or a grinding simulator like ark , build your base, look for supplies and hunt dinosaurs stomping land had the right idea but it was a scam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtVGwHPzyNc
>>382789575
>Game set on Sorna
>It implies that the uber Spinosaurus on site B is part of dinosaur hybrid progam
I would love that really, never understood why didn't they link JP3 and JW with some commentary like that instead of "DUDE, SPINOSAURUS SMASHED BECAUSE WE HATE IT, LOL"
I would love that really.
>>382791901
So basically the Star Citizen of dinosaurs?
>>382789980
>>382791901
"Realistic" dinosaur games are a completely untapped market, I could see a survival horror game in a setting like that working PERFECTLY
>>382789980
ALAN
>>382791196
Great game?
Yes.
Superior?
No just different from the Genesis games vision.
>>382791403
After you've destroyed the raptor nests with nerve gas and collected every single egg on the island, you have to collect keycards and contact the mainland for rescue; once that's done you get to the helipad and the game ends.
It's like having a long, feelsgoodman fuck session with a QT and then she pulls you out and makes you cum with a very slow, lazy, half assed handjob,
>>382789723
I want to hug that dino
>>382792078
The way I see it, you can't do both what I described and actual gameplay. You'd have to focus purely on the atmosphere and visuals. Sound effects, etc. Shit would be a huge undertaking. It'd be a game where you wander around and witness shit happen until you die. Have basic shit like drinking water and eating food to survive.
Save the actual survival shit like combat for the sequel. If they tried to do everything at once, it'd never get done. The graphics would be garbage by the time it ships.
>>382791196
>>382790953
>tfw video game soundtrack where godly
I want the 90's back senpaitachi
>>382792535
I can't lie and say Ocean wasn't the worst dev on the planet, but there's just something about their games.
https://youtu.be/QnK-PlLdTPo?t=1m13s
>>382792207
Exactly. Why the fuck don't dinosaur games and movies have gore? Two dinosaurs fighting would be ridiculously bloody. The ground would be soaked. Never mind the corpse eating afterwards, lol. They'd go for the most nutritious organs first.
>>382789856
>aviary dome gets broken
>every single one of the flying dinos inside immediately leaves and makes a beeline for the main visitor area halfway across the island that they have no way of knowing even exists and then try to kill everyone because ????
There were a lot of incredibly dumb things in that film.
The Hunter: Primal was the closest we got
and it still sucked at everything save for the suspense
>>382790010
Fellow Patrician, I salute you.
>>382792712
It's well known that T-Rex were scavengers like vultures, so you'd have hulking monster eating the rotten remains of dead dinosaurs, it would be fucking terrifying.
SILENT HILL WITH DINOSAURS IN IT
SILENT PARK
FUND IT
>>382792756
Original was brilliant. The Lost World was below average in terms of intelligence. Jurasic Park /// was dumb. Jurassic World was fucking retarded.
>>382792907
That's what Trespasser was supposed to be, but open world.
>>382792694
Oh you mean the same people who made the single greatest intro to a SNES game ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lkn5rNCMcE
>>382792065
I always found it interesting how it was a small plot point in the novel that the dinosaurs in the park weren't realistic in the first place. They're already genetically modified monsters, and probably don't even look like how they did in reality.
I'd like a park management sim where you're in charge of R&D, and have to come up with different dinosaurs by mixing and matching the DNA and shit. Hopefully with better success than the randomly generated monstrosities wondering around No Man's Sky.
Is this game decent? Is it decent onAndroid?
>>382793189
Fuck.
>>382793237
Can't fucking stand lego games.
They're all the same shit.
I don't understand how anybody past the age of 5 plays these, blows my fucking mind.
>>382789723
That's a cute Dino
>>382793313
Yeah. Figures. Oh well.
Monster Hunter is honestly the only game fulfilling this niche, hopefully with WORLD it brings more people in the west and we get more games in this setting.
>>382792694
Ocean shat out a lot of awful games, but their music was fucking excellent. I wasn't expecting fucking Waterworld or Flintstones to have music this good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0H5YoFv09uQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBWjVglSVGk
>>382792907
>It's well known that T-Rex were scavengers like vultures
It's a commonly known theory that was pushed really hard by a semi well known paleontologist. Its just as likely that they were generally voracious eaters.
>>382793738
Is it?
I had no idea.
Can you elaborate or link an article?
Genuinely interested
>>382793738
Jack Horner was an illiterate asshole who was the worst thing to ever happen to dinosaurs since their extinction.
I cannot believe there wasnt a new operation genesis after jurassic world
>>382789980
Why the fuck do you rate 3 so highly?
>>382792907
>It's well known that T-Rex were scavengers like vultures,
And lions do the same thing when they find an edible corpse. The guy was a fucking idiot.
>>382793237
Played it, all the lego jurassic park games are fun, short though
What went wrong with dinosaurs?
>>382794336
>Why the fuck do you rate 3 so highly?
3 is fine for the most part, it's better than 2. Hating it has become a worn out joke by now.
>>382794460
People stopped caring about them, and Jurassic World did fucking nothing to help revive interest.
>>382794460
those bully meteors
>>382794520
>People stopped caring about them, and Jurassic World did fucking nothing to help revive interest.
I think you misunderstood his question.
>>382793883
Google-fu everything related to "jack horner t rex scavenger".
>>382794520
3 is fine, if you take out the characters, and the story.
>>382794460
A 25450 square kilometer asteroid
>>382788960
Isn't that Telltale's JP game?
>>382794520
>raptors are super intelligent lmao
>raptors follow us because we took their eggs lmao
>>382790670
Only played this game from JP franchise.Are there any other good games?
>>382794778
>People shit on Spinosaurus
>>382794984
Where literally nothing you do matters?
>>382795083
Dinosaurs were cool
>>382795083
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nerv5YEiJok
>>382795174
I wasn't talking about Spinosaurus, but yes I was buttblasted when it killed the T-Rex.
>>382795229
BIG
>>382794520
JP 3's special effects were fucking perfect, and somehow way better than those of Jurassic World. Too bad that the plot wasn't up to it.
>>382794460
Everything went right. It's just that no one knows how to conjure up again that 90's magic which surrounded them.
For a recent missed opportunity, see the lastest King Kong : dinosaurs on Skull Island ? Nah, they are all dead Jim. Take those big CG "skullcrawlers" instead. Erk.
>here's your dinosaurs
>>382795356
BLACK
>>382795461
ROOSTER
Haven't seen World but is it better or worse than 3?
>>382788057
I just want operation genesis 2, and no not some shitty mobile version where the dinosaurs battle like an rpg.
I JUST WANT MY ZOO TYCOON JP BACK.
>>382788956
Jurassic park movies really like to ruin things with kids. 2 is probably the worst about it.
>>382795458
Birbs are great
>>382795509
Better script, worse effects. Ending was meh, but fan service was pretty top notch.
>>382789267
What is going on here?
>>382795509
Best dinosaur movie since the first once and King Kong.
>>382795675
Worth at least a see or better to just turn on 1 and forget anything after it happened?
>>382795760
Not him but I'm a pretty big jurassic park fag and I'm glad I spent the time watching it.
It comes the closest to the feel of the first movie I think and the new super dino is handled well most of the time.
>>382795760
Both. I suppose it's an enjoyable movie, but it's still best to imagine that the non-existent Costa Rican air force bombed the island after the first movie.
>>382796208
Archaic as fuck
>>382788057
>>382795953
Too much money and technology on the island.
InGens rivals would have deployed asset retrial teams the next day and looted the island.
It'd make for a good CGI side-story movie.
>>382796571
>>382788960
Trespasser already did this
>>382796676
holy shit that's awesome lmao