SGDQ 2017: /v/ talks more about a fucking emote than the event thread

>>382774120
dude its not just a fucking emote. its about the reality that this event has become a full SJW event. danSexy is not a transphobic emote

Any good/cringy run so far?

Requesting protomagicalgirl to be wordfiltered to danSexy.
Please hiroshimoot.

>>382774173
EMOTE FUCKING TRIGGED ME.

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What is the WORST game at GDQ?

Someone post the clip of Cosmo being jealous of SGDQs viewer count.

>>382774183
Freedom Planet is a must-watch for this year.
Mirror's Edge was also pretty GLITCHLESS

>>382774120
>SGDQ 2017: /v/ talks more about a fucking emote than the event thread

What else is there to do during a boring ass indie shit run?

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HUP HUP HUP HUP HUUH WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whats with thw twitch stream being stuttery as fuck

>>382774223
Any Final Fantasy game that takes longer than 2 hours

>>382774173
DELETE THIS

>>382774223
Left for Dead

>>382774223
every indie game

>>382774173
MODS MODS MODS

>>382774152
yep literally every dark souls run has been shit

even the community makes fun of people who to gdqs

>>382774120

>Nice answer!
>That may be the best answer I have ever heard
>Good answer!
>I like that answer
>I get that asnwer
>I can accept that answer

WHO THE FUCK LET THAT DARKMAN GUY TALK

>>382774242
When were they?

>>382774223
Every RPG run ever.
Especially FF runs.

>>382774173
it is a guy in drag
i understand a trans man could think it is a joke against him, when it was spammed while he was in the stream
it is understandable, but could also be ignored
for better or worse, trannies are here to stay; JUST DON'T SHOVE THEM IN THE MOST SECLUDED AND AUTISTIC COMMUNITY EVER, FUCK

I wish there was a girls done quick event outside my bedroom.

>>382774120
>pixel shit
>numale cuck
>(((diversity)))
Delete this thread.

>>382774223
Myst.

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Some say he is still sitting in the same position and hasn't moved once.

>>382774303
>outside

Are you a cuckold?

>>382774223
Jet Set Radio Future because of Milk

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https://ia800205.us.archive.org/24/items/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick/AwesomeGamesDoneQuick_part03_Halo.mp4

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So guys, how many born female runners in this SGDQ?

>fucking up literally every trick

How was this guy invited?

>>382774384
B A N N E D
A
N
N
E
D

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>we could be listening to female grunts right now but the runner just had to pick the male character like a fucking homosexual faggot

>>382774223
Any turn based RPG. I love RPGs but they are not fun to watch, especially not on a speedrun event.
>>382774303
You still wouldn't participate in it, even if it was in your bedroom.

What's this gay ass Zelda ripoff shit

>>382774303
Too bad, you are in for TRANSITIONS GONE BAD(quick too).

>>382774295
You can probably find them on YT already.

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>>382774347
It's an epidemic.

I'm guessing it won't end for a while.

>still 45 minutes of this

>>382774414
Because he submitted a video of him not fucking up.

>>382774406

One of Twtich'es rules should be that the streamer can never be larger than the gameplay.

>>382774393
Is this an archive of all the runs?

>>382774406
file unrelated

why the fuck do they keep telling me what a trick or skip is called?
i really don't fucking give a shit

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Ok this game has been "inspired" by 3D Mario games, but where the fuck is the Super Mario Sunshine? I can see Mario 64, Mario Galaxy BUT NOT FUCKING MARIO SUNSHINE

>>382774414
>invited
that's not how these events work

Run is boring post webms

>>382774515

No, it is. You submit something and if they like it, you're invited to perform said submission live.

>>382774426
There's already too many guys playing as girls at gdq

>the finale game is a 10 hour Earthbound run

This shit needs to be put out of it's misery already. GDQ hasn't been the same since 13/14

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>>382774565

>>382774506
Not enough dank memes for you? Fuck off.

>>382774565
top kek.

>>382774578
then why arey ou still watching it? fucking hate naggers like you

>>382774513
The ropes
>>382774578
oh my

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>>382774556

>>382774559
accepted not invited

Seriously, what is with the stream being stuttery as fuck

>>382774169
what's funny is that Dan is actually gay
trannies vs. faggots, how fitting

>>382774641
turn off chat

I stopped watching this run because it was boring as shit. Has anything good happened?

>>382774617
Cute

>Grunt every jump
Motherfucker that's the first thing YOU DO NOT EVER DO in fucking sound design

>>382774641
Use Streamlink

>>382774662
Blueglass just ran on stage and got tackled by security

>>382774681
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP

>>382774641
you problem, works perfectly fine for me
if you can't fix the problem, use streamlink and play the stream through your media player
you can just popout the twitch chat if you miss it

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>>382774406
>females speedrunning
>ever
Well, there is 1 exception but she's an asexual virgin.
>pic related
I think she's a top 5-10 dark souls 3 runner.

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>>382774556

>>382774710
>asexual virgin
Those don't exist, anon.

>>382774617
Aw.

>>382774617
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THESE FEELINGS
FUCK

>>382774617
What the fuck is her problem?

>>382774681
So you dont like Super Mario 64?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI61CdoVbB0

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Cosmo needs our help, /v/.

You guys seriously need to consider not typing long messages. There are too many people on the chat for that and it's overloading my computer where I can't watch the stream. Endless kappas and meaningless emotes are unnecessary. Please.

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>>382774617
Give me sauce you piece of shit. I want to feel again.

Why is the event so far behind schedule?

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>>382774556

What did he mean by this?

https://twitter.com/narcissawright/status/882103911296884737

>>382774793
This chat is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Do any of you think you're being funny? Spamming the same garbage over and over?? Just shut up and get a life please, no one cares.

>>382774781
What? Did you post the wrong image?

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I really, really, REALLY hope none of you sit like this fucking hunchback child.

>>382774739
Asexual mean they are not interest by sex. Most Asexuals are virgins.

>>382774773
As a matter of fact I don't. The jump grunts certainly didn't help among other things.

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>>382774781
i'm fucking done

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>>382774841
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>382774841
STOP WHAT THE FUCk

isn't this guy the trucks fagit?
i went to the gym while he was playing that truck game
now i come back and he is running this POI

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>>382774781

>>382774841
Cap pls

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>>382774223
Anything that takes longer than an hour to complete.

>>382774769
The fuck don't you understand?
>Little girl hugging dog plushie, obvious implication she's always wanted a dog
>She gets the dog and bursts into tears.

>>382774841

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DON'T OPEN THIS

>>382774710

Link to twitch of her?

>>382774841
legit spooked me

Woke up just in time for tony hawk. Gotta suffer through this shit first.

>>382774841
transsexualism is a disease

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>>382774556

>>382774938
filename anon

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>>382774739
Pure maidens do exist anon.

>>382774938
In the filename.

>>382774841
CAP THIS
no matter how, i don't care
i know cosmo will come back
this guy is literally rulebreaker - the boi
once those trannies are everywhere, he will get bored and try to come back to Cosmo
maybe a black cosmo, but he will be back

>>382774869
That's not what asexual means.
To be asexual is to have no sexual desires or urges whatsoever. It's also a complete fabrication built up by tumblrtards who want to feel unique and omega betas that want to have an excuse for their virginities.

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>>382774906
Fun fact : The Shiba Inu is the dog race the closest to wolves. Huskies are only 5th.

>>382774769
nice 'tism my friend

>Ban Fumos
>Ban couch banter
>Ban swearwords
>Ban emoticons
>Ban fun
GDQ is fucking dead

Has the Freedom Planet run been topped yet?

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>>382774967
It's less sexy than girls doing this.

>>382774781
How is that C*smo related?
I'm a girl and I fantasized about my dad

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>>382775008
I DON'T KNOW

>>382774906
looks like A to me

>>382775008
Where can I watch it?

DON'T LAUGH FAGGOT THE DONATION WAS BEING SARCASTIC AND BITCHING AT YOU

>>382774406
Abominable_alien is fun, FUN.

>>382774781
Why are women such fucking degenerates?

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>>382774967

>twitch_chat_webM

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>>382775018
>I'm a girl

>>382774301
"She" attacked him on twitter even before talking to him. This thing should be banned from GDQ
>she's part of the staff
Fuck GDQ, I'm done...

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>>382774967
>chat's face when they find another "offensive" emote that isn't banned yet

>>382775008
>esports play-by-play, the run

>>382775018
girl (male)?

>>382775008
No and it probably won't be

>>>/wsg/1763288

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Now this retard keeps fucking up, making the run even longer.
FUCKING
HELL

>>382775018
Cosmo is also the name of a magazine.

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>>382774906
THAT'S A WOLF

>>382774660
>>382774682
>>382774707
Chat is always closed, time for Streamlink

>>382774282
The NASA DSII race was pretty good, but races always make runs more interesting

>>382775018
The tweet is probably referencing the magazine Cosmo

>>382774983
>greyhounds
>herders

Nigga my greyhounds don't hurt. They hunt. They get rabbits all the fucking time and it is great.

>>382774681
>>382775090
It's about a woman who met his biological dad for the first time when she was 19.

>>382774919
>get dog
>whine

>>382775097
there is nothing worse for a community to accept another than shoving them down their throat
STOP SHOVING THE TRANNIES

>>382775118
no, sorry

>>382774617
>ywn have a family and children and make them all happy with presents.

:'(

>>382775018
and im a dog

>>382775018
Literally all women have, it's normal

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>>382774983
That sounds like bullshit but I believe it.

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>>382775186
>a woman
>met his

>trying to moderate a chat with this many people
It's like trying to piss on a forest fire and getting upset when it doesn't help

>>382774406
I bet I have the best osrs account out of any of you in this thread

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you will never watch it live again

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>>382775236
No it's not fucking normal you degenerate daddy-issue ridden sluts.

>>382775246
Kek, too much tranny talk, can't keep my pronouns straight anymore.

>>382775187
Fuck you I'm being rused aren't I

>>382775186
Oh, guess that makes it okay then

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>GDQ earning less and less each year
>Suddenly in the last 3 hours they earn tens of thousands
What's the cheeky chink up to?

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>>382775202
good. marriage is a scam

>>382775246
pronouns ≠ gender identity, fucking read a book you shithead

>>382774841
Lord almighty

>>382775297
It's as normal as a guy wanting to fuck his mom

>>382775292
What game?

>>382775292
God damn they look so happy in that picture.
I wish I could feel that happy sometimes.

>>382775302
>too much tranny talk
I've read that doujin.

>>382775008
ITS IMPOSSIBLE

>>382775015
>you can bloom, even on the battlefield

>>382775202
Sorry, meant for >>382774781

>>382775307
It will be another last minute dump like AGDQ where they magically set the record in the last few hours.

RIP VP

>>382775307
Subverting western civilization of course.

>>382775272
post em

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>>382775332
So what you're saying is, it's not fucking normal.

>>382775334
Freedom Planet, yesterday after Ape Escape if i remember correctly

>>382775307
Soros payments are coming in. Don't worry.

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>>382775368
Well it seems like to me they're doing the exact opposite of that.

>HUP HUN HA HUP HUP HA HUN HUP HA HUN HUA WAHOO!
Why would you do this to yourself? Does he play with the sound off?

>>382775375
Pence got shot?

>>382775316
Nobody deserves his life.

>>382775292
I wasn't even going to watch it but the super speed commentary and neat as fuck run got me hooked, then YEAH MY BOY happened and it was perfect.

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>the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/

>the donations
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/

remember to save Germany, and play the cancer

15 minutes left of this shit run

>>382775332
>wanting to fuck your own mom
>normal
Just as bad as pedophiles desu

>>382775402
I didn't say whether it was or wasn't normal

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>>382775307
>it's more popular than ever guys! just look at the donation amounts!

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>over 15 minutes left

>>382775332

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oedipus_complex

>>382775320
reading is for fags

>>382775420
Fuck, got to that area this morning and thought they were boils. FUCK, why is everything in that game so sexy?

>>382775420
>even the slime monster has tits and ass
Never noticed that. Fucking Shantae

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>>382775432
2 million people did that to themselves recently anon.

>>382775015
>tfw you will never be a cute girl who "accidentally" falls on top of other cute girls to grope them

>>382775453
All about the cringe.

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>>382775396
:^)

>>382775484
DON'T REMIND ME

Hup

why does this game look like the most generic 90s platform ever made

>>382775552
its a homage to mario 64

this is one of those games that instantly just by looking at the artwork, i know i will not enjoy them

>>382775590
FUCK

OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

When is rabi ribi?

>>382775516
BOTW does not have that many hup hup compared to Twilight Princess.

>>382775552
Because nostalgia bait

>>382775620
BANNED

>>382775190
Shove them into the oven, ffs

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HUP

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>>382775620
Soon.

that pixel thing was cool, to be fair

>>382775490
No need to brag about how much you read.

That glitch was neat at least.

>>382775453
I hate cringe culture when it's mocking people legitimately having fun doing what they love
but watching these people fuck up things that from the outside look fairly simple is addicting in a way
>put this cancer towards viewer's choice!

>>382775620
Is it any good? Got £10 in my steam wallet and need something to waste it on.

>>382775453
Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood animals get destroyed. Money goes to view the cancer, save the Germany.

HOLY SHIT GUYS THIS IS WORLD RECORD PACE!! HOLY SHIT!!! HISTORY IS ABOUT TO BE MADE AT SGDQ!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE MY EARS AND EYES!!! THIS IS TRULY UNBELIEVABLE!!! WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SUCH AN AMAZING THING WOULD HAPPEN IN THIS ENVIRONMENT!! WOW!! AMAZING!! WONDERFUL!!! GREAT!!!

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i hate this timeline

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who here anonymous donation for $1,000 with no comment

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This game looks pretty boring if I can be honest.

These indi games should be 20-25 minutes MAX.
EPSICALLY FOR A FUCKING GAME THAT GOES HU HA HA HU THE ENITER FUCKING GAREME AMSDS HDAIFASDKLSADS

>>382775778
Don't bother it's korean

WHEN'S SKATE 4

>>382775843
but I love koreans

Cant wait for tony hawk

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Please let this run end already. It's like listening to Asian sex.

>>382775792

they're not wrong. If a game has some pedo shit on it, I'm not touching it.

>>382775620
did anyone actually ever submit it? if so what was the reason it was declined?

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>make a puzzle with light beams and crystals
>no mirrors, no combining colors, nothing
>just point the beam to the same colored crystal (color coded to make sure the player doesn't try to point to the unintended crystal)
Could you have any less imagination this as a game designer?

long and hard Kappa

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short and hard

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>That entire gem area had no music

>>382775881
*Hips*

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>>382775881

>>382775453
Hey guys, long time runner, second time donator. It gives me great joy to view to a great cause. Greetings from animal. PS: donate the Germany, donate the games.

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>>382775802
I WISH I was laundering money and not watching this shitfest

>>382775859
>Jackass music faintly in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfl33Tn0pYc

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AMA request

SOMEONE ON THE SHOW FLOOR NOW
I KNOW YOU FAGS ARE POSTAN FROM YOUR PHONES

COME ON MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>382775915
It worked for Witcher 3

>>382775935
GET

>Super Metroid isn't the second to last run
excuse me?

This really is an amateur Mario. And this guy playing may as well be an amateur too.

>Woops, fucked up again!!!

>those spikes just clip through the ladder

Good game lads

Is this run just a constant choke?

>>382775994
this is better than mario fuck off

>>382774169

It should be "transphobic" fucking idiot, it's easy to say people are scared of x type of degeneracy only because they speak against it. Fucking libtard, at least you'll be dead when we have to rebuild society from its ruins.

jesus christ let it end

this guy lol

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>This tech demo looking garbage has been going on for an hour

>might to over estimate
kek

This game is going over estimate.
FUCK

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>I wanted to do that

>>382775973
THAT

huh? huh? huh?

It looks like it could be a decent game, it's just so plain though

>>382776027

Said a random goon on the internet and by no one else of relevance ever.

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>Completely forgot GDQ started
Anything good so far?

> Ah I fucked up/missed this. Its okay though
> Yeah that trick is finicky

x500

>>382776020
He'll scream world record anyway

>>382775792
They're not wrong. The visuals really are a massive negative for the game.

Welcome to choke city

>>382775792
Loli shit was always degenerate level. What's so surprising?

I like lolis getting fucked.

I'm a degenerate. I come here because I'm a degenerate. I don't except anyone else to embrace degeneracy.

Not that difficult to admit.

ITS OVER

>>382776060
you won't have to worry about that my friend

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>no final boss

Thank fuck it's over
Time for skateboards

Rev up those supermen boys

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That entire thing was a fucking nightmare.

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>Its finally fucking over

THANK GOD

>final level looks exactly the same as all the others
This has to be the least interesting looking game of all time. It's so bland.

FINALLY WE /TONYHAWK/ NOW
LEMME SEE THOSE SICK SKILLS

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>It's over.
Thank you lord

TONY speedruns are pretty trash, desu
they are glitchable beyond believe

THIS TRAINWRECK OF A RUN WAS BETTER THAN HIS PERSONAL BEST

>>382776084
Mirrors Edge

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>we got this instead of a Caveman run

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IT'S OVER
TIME FOR RAD SKATING

>>382776084
ITS BEEN AMAZING

>>382776095
its just cute rabbits
if you sexualize them you are the pedo

YOU GUYS HOYP FOR POI 2??????????????

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LIGHTS OUT
GUERILLA RADIO
TURN
THAT
SHIT
UP

>>382776084
Freedom Planet was a hype as fuck run

SGDQ gets worse and worse every year.

>>382776084
only saw 2 good runs so far
the runner of one of them got banned for being too fun

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>I Am Bread
Seriously?

>>382776127
>>382776075
FUCKING

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Get ready for Tony Hawk, boys.

>>382776163
WHO /TUBULAR/ HERE?

>>382776075
ASS

>>382776186
Who got banned?

>>382776186
oh boy which one?

happy 4th of july

>>382776215
Iceplug

>>382776186
what run?

>>382776215
heterosexuality

>>382776157

Pretty god damn sad. Obvious if this game was even a fraction more popular someone with more skill would've demolished whatever world record those four guys (and probably only those four) have been able to cobble together

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>>382775792
>if there's a loli then they are not wrong
>if there's blatant sjw pandering then it's just autists from /v/ and /pol/ getting triggered

>Hollow knight Glitchless
>I am Bread

How shameless can you get?

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Now this is what it's like when worlds collide
Now this is what it's like
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide
Now this is what it's like

>>382776248
That's assuming anyone would play it after this.

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IT'S OVER, THANK FUCK

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>more streamer bait game
At least we get tony hawk first

>Thrustin McGirth

SO HERE I AM
DOING EVERYTHING CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I AM SUPERMAN

>thrustinmygirth

How did that get through?

>>382775332
>>382775487
>(((Freud)))

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>you're about to do a 10 hour FF9 run at SGDQ
>this guy sits behind you

What do?

You can't speedrun indie games.
You can't speedrun party games.
You can't speedrun fan games.
You can't speedrun sports games.
You can't speedrun fighting games.
You can't speedrun racing games.
You can't speedrun mobile games.
You can't speedrun turn-based role-playing games.
You can't speedrun sandbox games.
You can't speedrun real-time strategy games.

>>382776302
Wrong game cucko

>>382775902
>>382776090
Touche my fellow neogaffer. Hang all 2D sexually suggestive content creators!

>Run was so bad no anon even asked for ratings

>>382776318
give him a jug of water
and tell him to join the couch

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>No 720p60 stream
>720p unavailable for some reason
>Forced to watch in 480p
What is this bullshit

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>>382776235
stay safe, anon

>>382776326
Minecraft was on a previous GDQ. How does it feel to be so objectively wrong?

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THPS is my childhood! Glad this is on

I still haven't seen a good game/run this marathon. What the fuck happened with this event MUHR DONASHUN COMMENTS MUH ESPORT PANDERING

Is the annoying high pitched voice titty monster been spotted yet?

YOU WOULDN'T SPEEDRUN LIFE

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*COOL*

>>382776161
Don't worry Caveman is doing a run.

>>382776318
ask him why he isn't at home speedrunning my wife

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>>382776154

>>382776326
>forgot puzzle games

>>382776298
>>382776304
We both spelled the first name wrong lol

https://gamesdonequick.com/tracker/donor/350015/sgdq2017?comments

Fuck yeah Tony Hawk runs are star...

The Tony hawk runs have finished.

>>382776364
>720p unavailable for some reason
>using 720p_alt
You can't be this retarded

>>382776326
100% runs are not speed runs

glitchless are not speed runs

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>sports game

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>>382776318
>What do?
Not fuck up and get WR. Or else.

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>>382776364
Mine works ;)

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>cant spam twitch chat
>cant send meme donations
>runners cant be funny and the team couch is always boring

Literally no fun allowed.

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>donate $5 dollars to maybe win a Omnibus steam key
Wut

>>382776423
this

>ollie + neutral + nose boi + angry granny + fat joe + anal devastation + stuff + nothing
>x 320
>x 450
>x 630

>more Shovel Knight
Has anyone else gotten completely sick of it? I thought it was mediocre as fuck when I played it. It's all anyone fucking talks about, just constant,
>shovel knight
>exclusive DLC
>new characters!
>pronoun DLC

I want yacht club to drink all the Jonestown kool-aid.

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>>382776364
?

glitchless runs are the most boring shit ever

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>>382776445

>>382776445
>runners cant be funny and the team couch is always boring
Uh, excuse me? Did you forget DK64?

>>382776440
>skating
>sports

>>382774223
FF and Zelda mostly because of how fucking long they are.

is there anything like this shitty event but with fun allowed? this year is fucking boring

How much $ is 5 million bits

>>382774983
Seem's subjective as to what 'closest' means; a regulatory gene being similar will have a much more profound effect than many random structural genes- quality over quantity.

>>382776481
Yacht Club did nothing wrong, people just blew this game out of the water and will continue to do so until a few months after the last DLC

>>382776492
If you use glitches you are a bad runner

>>382776424
I've no idea why the 720p option isn't listed when it should list all available options is what I'm saying.

>>382776445
Honestly I don't know why they're so anti fun because it means they'll keep haemorrhaging viewers.

>>382776503
I went to sleep, was Dk64 a good run?

>>382776470
its for charity* bro

*this charity treats terrorists and unleashes subhuman hordes unto Europe

Numales leaving, real men entering. Shit gon be HYPE.

>>382775630
gotta roll

>>382776497
Holy shit Trihex got way bigger.

>>382776401
Bam used to be so normal
now he's a fag

>>382776503
>ooo banana so funneh

Pretty much the lowest form of nerd humor.

>>382776497
why is the audience so close, they may interact with the runner, what the fuck ban this

>>382776536
Because their ((((((((((((((((sponsors)))))))))))))))))) told them to ban fun.

Can't import Africans to Europe by the thousands if you got shitlords in your event.

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>>382776524
I heard $61,500 twitch might pocket $14,000

Gee, what a nice grand prize they got there with the PC. Maybe I shoul-
>GDQ logo on it
Prize discarded.

>>382776532
It is listed. Look again.
720p60 isn't listed for whatever reason, but 720p is.

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>indieshit is done
>TH runs are starting
>can start bamposting

How was mirror's edge?

>>382776401
Did he ever build that skatepark?

>>382776481
I enjoyed the game but the DLC is literally just another character, not even new stages