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>recommending that somebody post on /v/

What a dick.

>Fucking proddy cunts, we should bomb them all

What did he mean by this?

>>382771503
https://critpoints.wordpress.com/2015/03/19/critique-of-matthew-matosis/

I can tell this fucker is a taig from the accent alone

>My main problem with /v/ is that no one on the board says the word "nigger" enough.

>COME OUT YOU BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN, SHOW YOUR WIFE HOW YOU WON MEDALS DOWN IN FLANDERS

jesus christ, how did he get away with this??

>>382773185
It was a different time

>>382771859
Imagine writing an article like this when nothing therein matters. If I want a critique of a game on a mechanical level I'll go to Anderson, if I want a critique of a game as a sum of its parts and how it works as an interactive experience I'll go to Matthew.

>>382771503
Fuck off pretentious potatonigger

>>382771503
I am glad i am an functioning adult and don't need youtube faggots to form my opinions for me.

>WHY AREN'T THESE NIGGERS BEING CALLED NIGGERS LIKE THE LOW-CLASS MONKEYS THAT THEY ARE
What the fuck was his problem?

>>382772902
>Similarly, I never saw anyone get lynched, I never saw anyone get beaten for not doing a good enough job and I never saw any mention of black slaves being raped by their white masters

>>382772016
No fleg isnt here

Where did matthew go to school for game design? or is he just some hobbyist?

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>>382773710
Incorrect

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>>382773809
>going to school for game design
haha!

>>382771503
>his dark souls 2 video is him just playing bad
>90% of the complaints are "waaah the game is too hard bad game design" yet he can't somehow grasp the concept of not locking on to multiple enemies

>>382771503
Why is this e-celeb of lal the e-celebs okay to post on /v/?

>>382774650
This desu

>>382773710
What? He spent a lot of time breaking down each level of the Souls games and talking about it in terms of mechanics and design, while Matthew spent all that time talking about atmosphere and experience. His Furi review breaks down the game mechanics and how the game actually plays far better than Matthew's as well who decides to spend a third of the video complaining about an exploit, even though he does come off as fanboyish.

/v/ - E-celebs & Youtubers

>>382774650
He brings up some good points in that video, but yeah, he is very bad at the games and blames the mechanics instead of him just lacking skills.

>>382774845
Pedantically taking about frames isn't mechnical depth. I don't think I have ever heard Anderson use the word "Kinaesthetic" which is pretty much a necessity when attributing the logic behind crunchy attacks. .

>>382775003
There are like five threads out of a bunch at any one time that talk about E-celebs, and /v/ has always talked about them. Fuck off, you're not some cool purist.

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I really want him to do a 5 part review series on the Hyperdimension Neptunia series.

>>382775489
Ok but kinaesthetics aren't part of mechanical depth so how is that relevant? He talks about mechanical depth a lot too though, hell, him explaining the damage scaling and how it affects the game in Dragon's Dogma is more indepth than literally anything Matthewmatosis has ever done, except that one time he briefly talked about DS1 PvP I guess.

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>His new videos are about Devil Daggers and Axiom Verge
>Isn't making a video on Ori even though he said he wanted to

>>382776878
Devil Daggers should be interesting

>>382776878
>Devil Daggers
Matthew should stop being a fag and review actual arcade games already

>>382775687
Gonna let you know now: Most people who criticize the longform reviewers have maybe watched five minutes of their videos. Learned that a while ago, and it's useless to participate in these threads.

What the hell is the appeal of Devil Daggers? The game looks simplistic as fuck, with no depth.

>>382773809
He didn't go to game school, he went to games.

>>382777393
Wasted potential

>>382777393
There's a lot of depth, even kiting the skulls has a surprising amount of it and a proper learning curve, not to mention you can farm the spawners. It's a simple pick up and play game that's challenging, intense and pretty deep for its simplicity. Same appeal as something like Robotron except with way more mechanics but not as tight risk vs reward.

>>382776878

Wouldn't mind hearing his thoughts on Axiom Verge. Still a shame we're not getting MGSV for seemingly a long time. I want to hear his thoughts on that in full more than anything else.

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What's the point of this thread?

Tell me about the trees, Matt.

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>>382773809
>you need to go to school for game design to critique video games, babby's first medium trying to be deep and mature and failing at every turn
Holy shit this post got me good, 8/10, nice work.