SCHEDULE: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
NOW: Clustertruck
NEXT: Defunct
AFTER: OmniBus
LATER: Poi
faggot shit
Is the runner a tranny? What about the one on the sofa?
first for /v/ and twitch saying this dude chokes while never having played this game before
>>382766921
what does his boipuccy taste like?
>runner keeps fucking up because his faggot friend keeps talking to him
Game seems ok but shit for speedrunning.
>using portal truck
Fucking casual
This guy's shit
SHIT
>>382766921
>the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/
>the donations
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
who comfy here
This game blows.
This runner blows.
Is the in-game voting fucked?
Is this a let's play?
This game looks like some terrible Goat Simulator made just so some YouTuber plays it and gets your sales type of game
>>382766985
Shit?
THIS IS HYPE
This looks like a fun run. Looks like it might take some skill and fast movement. Looks cool
>>382767005
not so comfy after milk got banned
I never heard of these games.
>>382767005
>windows 10
thats not comfy
rip gdq banning all the fun
I'm through with this tranny shitfest.
What am I doing with my life?
What areILstrats?
>silent girl possible trap
>mega beta
>flamboyant faggot
name a worse couch
>>382766921
Did the camera feed accidentally switch to a high school lunch room camera? Why are these kids allowed to play? Don't they have homework to do?
pretty good run desu
>>382767054
One of those games where the speedrun is easier than playing casually
This game is literally just him jumping off the level and flying to the end point. How much worse can it get?
can someone link to some devs reactions to the speedruns?
i would love to know what the guys that created this trucks game are thinking watching this
So, I was in the audience during this event. What I saw and how I interpreted it are my views, so take it with a grain of salt. I've also used an account that is not related to the badge names I carry to attempt at some form of anonymity.
So, first red flag noticed was the amount of people coming onto the couch for commentary. Like, you could tell the staff were nervous.
You know it's bad when the GDQ staff need to break out a dry erase board to say "no nationality banter" (literally what was on the board) during around 75% through the run.
Towards the end, another member of staff was giving the person in question the stink-eye while the rest were huddled and conversing.
Now we're going into personal opinion territory, so follow with caution.
The random talking is what me and my friends do on Discord at 3am, not what is done during a speedrunning presentation for charity.
I'm also pretty sure this will be one of the last strikes for GDQ to start doing more pre-approval on who gets a mic on the front couch.
>>382767103
that one Astal run had an actual corpse on the couch
This game is alot of fun by the way. it has unlockable skills to make levels more interesting, the twitch intergration, and outside of the base levels it has steam community maps enabled, so theres tons of levels to play
>>382767072
It's a fun little game. Most importantly, the devs can come in your game and affect it and write stuff. It's pretty cool.
THIS'LL BE EASY
>fucks it up 10+ times
>>382767102
Individual level. They are often risky but faster.
>>382767138
This post is too slow for this thread
>jumping from bus to bus
>misses a bus and lands on ground instead
>gets to keep going
What's the point then? This sucks.
Is ESA the same sort of thing as GDQ? Does it allow more fun? Is everyone banned from it too?
>it's a laser lavel
>first level he can't hover on
>starts choking
>>382767229
>Is ESA the same sort of thing as GDQ?
Yes.
>Does it allow more fun?
Yes.
>Is everyone banned from it too?
No.
>>382767126
They are probably tempted to fuck with the stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SUj7nRmX0E
>>382767140
kek
>>382767243
>laser music starts playing
>>382767208
He jumping on the side of the truck. You can't touch the ground.
>>382767158
Well. I'm not trying to be dismissive of indie games really. Just gotta admit I never of these. But thanks anon.
So, I was in the audience during this event.What I saw and how I interpreted it are my views, so take it with a grain of salt. I've also used an account that is not related to the badge names I carry to attempt at some form of anonymity.
So, first red flag noticed was the amount of people coming onto the couch for commentary. Like, you could tell the staff were nervous.
You know it's bad when the GDQ staff need to break out a dry erase board to say "no nationality banter" (literally what was on the board) during around 75% through the run.
Towards the end, another member of staff was giving the person in question the stink-eye while the rest were huddled and conversing.
Now we're going into personal opinion territory, so follow with caution.
The random talking is what me and my friends do on Discord at 3am, not what is done during a speedrunning presentation for charity.
I'm also pretty sure this will be one of the last strikes for GDQ to start doing more pre-approval on who gets a mic on the front couch.
>twitch solely responsible for turning a speedrun into a lets play for sabotage
this is the last year for this game i guarantee it.
>>382767056
What's the story now?
Life am I doing with my what?
american bros, whats the best excuse to say to relatives who invite you over for july 4th bbq? i just want to watch sgdq
>lasertrucks twice in a row
>>382767229
it's GDQ with no trannies and nobody being able to speak english properly
DEVS ARE IN
>game has built in streamer shit
OH SHIT THE DEVELOPERS ARE HERE
DEVS
>>382767056
He's not banned. Hole punch means warning.
Here they are
DEVS ARE HERE
DEVS HAVE MADE CONTACT LETS GO
>>382767285
Badge with timestamp or you're full of shit.
>twitch voting turns run into a let's play
>developers get to write memes into the stream
wow great
>Devs typing in the game while he's playing
Next level
>>382767310
>work
>sick
>tell them you're gay
>fake death
>>382767005
J W
W
>that moment you realize this is actually an infomercial and not a speed run
>>382767380
you're a little retarded aren't you
>running games no one knows anything about
Maybe he's doing good.........?
The fuck is going on? The devs are scaring me.
>>382767310
I don't want to be with you.
It's easier to be honest and alienate everyone early on
>>382767463
It's a connected game. They can affect and modify the game while he's playing.
This truck game looks pretty fun.
>>382767456
It sold more copies than Undertale
Person on the left of the couch is a cutie.
>>382767265
that was pretty cool
thank you, mate
>>382767380
So, I was in the audience during this event. What I saw and how I interpreted it are my views, so take it with a grain of salt. I've also used an account that is not related to the badge names I carry to attempt at some form of anonymity.
So, first red flag noticed was the amount of people coming onto the couch for commentary. Like, you could tell the staff were nervous.
You know it's bad when the GDQ staff need to break out a dry erase board to say "no nationality banter" (literally what was on the board) during around 75% through the run.
Towards the end, another member of staff was giving the person in question the stink-eye while the rest were huddled and conversing.
Now we're going into personal opinion territory, so follow with caution.
The random talking is what me and my friends do on Discord at 3am, not what is done during a speedrunning presentation for charity.
I'm also pretty sure this will be one of the last strikes for GDQ to start doing more pre-approval on who gets a mic on the front couch.
>>382767506
It is. quality game.
>>382767380
it's a copypasted reddit post
the reddit spacing should have been a giveaway, as well as the talk of accounts
>>382767506
its really fun. got a decent length if you're not speedrunner level good at it.
>Devs just changing truck colors
Probably scripted shit, but still FUTURE
>>382767439
It's stale pasta, isn't it
ITS ACTUALLY FUN
>>382767526
could this be the beginning of an epic new meme?
>>382767546
Nope. Not really, they can change it to anything. They can set the gravity to 0 if they want.
At least this is a fast run. I like fast
>>382767546
With the twitch integration the devs can actually fuck with the game
Is TriHard banned?
>>382767546
They can change the music if they wanted
the problem is, IMO, once you have sponsors, you have to abide their support by paying the price of 'image'
>i can't have my company logo in there while someone is bashing some trans fuck
it is like when enterprises go public: it is fucking over; they stop caring about product, and now they care about having investors happy
I want the devs to remove Levitate to fuck with him.
>>382767546
it's because the game is twitch integrated, they can do whatever they want with his game but i guess they don't want to ruin it too much
do you think games where you can skip through most of the stage with levitate should be allowed in SGDQ/AGDQ?
>97
why are youngfags allowed?
I just realized this reminds me of super monkey ball
>>382767635
its a meme game played at 4am, who cares
F A S T E R
>vote gets lazers
>activates lowgrav
R I G G E D
FAST
>>382767635
its speedrun retard
>devs can change anything
>sit in the corner and do nothing
Cucks. Grow some balls
>>382767703
It's scripted.
NANI~!?
OH FUCK FAST
hahahahahaha
FAST AF BOY
>>382767724
No, its not.
NOW THIS IS A SPEEDRUN
Now this is fast
>>382767724
>its scripted
but its not
>>382767724
if it was scripted they wouldn't take 3 minutes to change it retard
R I G G E D
NANDA
CHOKE
RIGGED SHIT SCRIPT WHERE ARE MY LAZER TRUCKS TO CRASH THIS RUN WITH NO SURVIVORS
I'M A LE SPEED RUNNER GUYS
YOU CASUAL PLAYERS DONT UNDERSTAND
>devs just make his game unplayable
WE FAST AS FUCK NOW
Devs be like: this speedrun is going a little too well for my liking
HAYAI
GOTTA GO FAST
where did all those people in the audience come from
Based d>>382767803
evs making this a true speedrun
NOW THIS IS SPEEDRUNNING
>>382767784
>20 years old
>pretends to be good at video games
lol so random xD
what is this trash was it literally made for youtubers and streamers?
AWESUM GAEME!!
I'd take 10 of these over another CoD
devs of this game are generally pretty chill about it makes it cool glad they're fucking with the runner.
>>382767827
a trans association
>Speedrunning Indy games by passing end level triggers because Indy developers can't code for shit
I just don't get it desu. Anyone can exploit poorly written games.
CONFIDENT IN MY ABILITY TO NOT-FAILURE
>>382767686
This was actually the point where I gave up. I need to sleep at some point, might as well be during a shitty meme game.
thats a great Lets Play
>>382767839
How old do I have to be to pretend to be good at vidyio gmaes then? 50?
This run is a fuckingCLUSTERFUCK
>>382767841
pretty much
>>382767856
Its intentional.
>>382767856
its unironically part of the game
>>382767909
I have never seen a funny carlosposter
>>382767856
It's an ad, Anon.
This run is pretty comfy
Did drunk flaggot from the JSRF run get banned?
Eh this is fun, he's not a tremendous faggot either, more like a medium or diet faggot.
>earthquake
>>382767841
>>382767842
>>382767856
>fun (supid)games are not fun
C'mon guys. Sure they're not 50 hours games but it's still fun to watch
COAL TIME BABY
>>382767981
Warned
C O A L T I M E
O
A
L
T
I
M
E
>>382767981
He's up in heaven with YSG now.
BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL
TIMER WAS PAUSED
RUN INVALIDATED
rigged timer
>>382767005
what browser is that anon?
>>382768083
>>382767849
damn
why are speedrunners incredibly unfunny
>>382767981
a hole punch is a minimum 1 year temp ban. however he almost got cops called on him for joking about killing himself so that will extend it to permanent.
no fun allowed at GDQs.
>>382768101
Nightly with no script and abp
>>382768083
>>382768121
>Spend your free time learning to complete a video game quickly instead of developing yourself or seeking out rewarding relationships
>Why aren't they funny?
You have to be mentally damaged to even consider Speedrunning a worthwhile investment of time.
>>382768121
They use all their life energy on speed
>>382766921
Anything worth watching this year?
>Decent length
>Good commentary
>Has cool tricks
>Run requires improvisation and not just muscle memory
>/v/ still hates it because loltrashtwitchbait
OVER ESTIMATE
OVER ESTIMATE
Something noteworthy so far?
>>382768145
>2017
>still using abp
wew lad
>hardest level
>completes it on first try
why do speedrunners li?
>lazers for final boss
U H O H
>Americans go to sleep
>thread becomes slow as hell
Why don't Europeans support speedrunning?
>>382768189
This. It's an indie game but that doesn't mean it can't be a fun run
mercy kill
>voting to make him run over estimate
>I killed myself
Banned
>>382768225
>he doesn't practice the hardest level more than everything else then fail the easy stuff you hardly practiced
>>382768214
desu noscript does everything it does but better/more autistic
>demon truck king
what the fuck
>KILLED MYSELF
uhhhhhhh can we not do this again
>>382768225
its funny hearing them say "that was actually hard, pls clap"
RATE
RATE
RATE
RATE
RATE
>>382768272
>Americans go to sleep
It's 6:33 AM here. On a weekday
>>382768272
Because we have jobs and girlfriends
>Devs trolled him into going overestimate
Kek
RATE
Terrible run, very boring, went over time.
>>382768313
2/10
>>382768272
Euros are slow(minded)
>Not bad
>over estimate
lol
>>382768313
gay / 10
>>382768313
8/10
Devs were cool
>>382768313
BLUE/COAL
>Last boss isn't Truckzilla
Pathetic
>good run
>over estimate
>>382768313
10, this years peaked for me
>>382768313
/10
the twitch archived vid of my bois is missing
i think it is because that file included the banned guy in there
FUCK
>>382768323
An actual spsedrun / 10
>>382768313
Chris Brown/10
>>382768323
Was fun and rigged.
>>382768313
Bro tier runners and devs/lads
>>382768323
comfy/10
>>382768313
7/10
>>382768189
This is why there are no indiegames
People will refuse to buy anything that doesn't have a big team and a AAA publisher
>IS THAT THE HANDSIGN FOR WRAP IT UP
BANHAMMER SWINGS AGAIN
>demon truck king
>>382768313
twitch interaction was cool
>over estimate
rip, this guy is so banned
>>382768313
brewski boi/shitgame
Is memetruck over?
>is that the hand sign to wrap it up
DING
DONG
BANNU
who got banned??????????
somebody pls tell me what happened
>>382768313
3/10
>>382768313
devs should have been crashing this run/with no survivors
>>382768313
3/10 expected better dev fuckery
Ok. Good run. Back to rocket league
>>382768313
5/10
>>382768313
5/10 run
9/10 couch cutie
>>382768323
OVER ESTIMATE
>>382768313
ResidentSleeper/10
Well, the devs did make him go over estimate by making the game way nearly impossible for a couple minutes.
>>382768313
CLUSTER/TRUCK
>>382768398
What does wrapped it up mean?
>>382768145
thanks anon! im gonna check it out myself
>>382768358
you sure?
>>382768394
No, that's just you.
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT I WANT THAT COMMENTATOR TO DEEPTHROAT ME WHILE SHE TRIES TO READ DONATIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>382768313
Devs setting it to 4x speed raised it to 8.5/10
>>382768452
DEVS BANNED
>>382768398
SRSLYY?
>>382768313
>runner and couch sound and look like actual faggots
>youtube bait trash game
0/10 worst one so far
Anyway off to the gym to hit back and bis
in a bit nerds
x
>>382768358
They'll re upload it with him blurred out
WOULD YOU FUCK
OH BABY
Why are they asking people to kill animal
>>382768489
i have just scanned every vid
and there is a 4-8h gap in there
>>382768492
virgin
>>382768530
STICC
>>382768530
I don't do black guys, no.
>>382768530
T H I N N
>>382768492
>she
>>382768530
>>382768532
Would do unspeakable things to.
>>382767981
So, I was in the audience during this event. What I saw and how I interpreted it are my views, so take it with a grain of salt. I've also used an account that is not related to the badge names I carry to attempt at some form of anonymity.
So, first red flag noticed was the amount of people coming onto the couch for commentary. Like, you could tell the staff were nervous.
You know it's bad when the GDQ staff need to break out a dry erase board to say "no nationality banter" (literally what was on the board) during around 75% through the run.
Towards the end, another member of staff was giving the person in question the stink-eye while the rest were huddled and conversing.
Now we're going into personal opinion territory, so follow with caution.
The random talking is what me and my friends do on Discord at 3am, not what is done during a speedrunning presentation for charity.
I'm also pretty sure this will be one of the last strikes for GDQ to start doing more pre-approval on who gets a mic on the front couch.
>>382767384
>runner is 12 years old
what were you expecting
>>382768530
>>382768532
T H I N N
Would smash that skeleton, just hope she doesn't break.
>>382768481
it's just firefox but updates every night.
>>382768313
6.5/10
>>382768492
Stop making want things I can never attain
>>382768530
YES
>>382768358
what run is this?
>>382768517
yup we need more hour long 8-bit platformers where the runner speaks for 15 minutes and the rest is donation reading
>>382768556
ROADSA MONEY
>>382768272
It's the middle of the day.
>>382768604
Freedom Planet
>>382768530
>>382768532
Good posts
but nah 2 spooky skele for my tastes
I hope I wake up in time for hollow knight.
>>382768534
Super Metroid has an alternate ending where you can lose a couple of seconds to save animals instead of leaving them to die. The incentive to kill or save animals is a big thing in AGDQ
>>382768142
>a hole punch is a minimum 1 year temp ban
It's literally just a warning, don't make shit up
why does twitch or /v/ go complete aspie when ANY girl is on camera?
Based Iceplug with his pissjug ready.
>>382768465
Hurry up so that the next person can get on.
>donation-chan is gone
NO STOP I DIDNT WANT THIS
is not banned
>>382768618
I hope I don't wake up
>girl donation reader didn't even be polite and say goodbye
DROPPED
>DO A PORTABLE TRUCK IRL
>reading out a donation twice
>game integrated with chat so they can fuck with the game
>devs come on stream and fuck with the game themselves
>then they donate 1000 bucks
>waaah waaah it's not an AAA game, this run sucks!!!! :((
>>382768530
>>382768532
She can pee in my mouth any time she wants.
>please do a portable truck boost irl
isn't that basically telling him to kill himself?
That guy seemed really uncomfortable when Landfall started to seriously fuck with the game
>turn speed up to 4x
>um w-woooow haha
>please stop I can't play like this
WHAT HAPPENED OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOGMG???
HELP ME BOIS
pic related is the time frame
twitch tv/gamesdonequick/videos/all
those are the 4-8h videos
help me find the video of my bois
(Freedom Planet run)
>>382768621
>>382768708
would u smell her seat too?
Just woke up, waiting for the Tony Hawk runs.
How was the JSRF run?
>>382768674
STOP OPRESSING ME
>>382768674
>>382768674
anymore
>>382768709
yes
kek
KEK
K E K
>>382768749
Banned/10
>>382768727
He didn't even say that, are you retarded?
>>382768727
Well it did kill the run timer but it was fun for the audience.
Remember when they wanted things to be entertaining?
>>382768743
how about she uses my face as a seat
/v/ is an intellectual discussion compared to twitch chat
>Will miss Tony Hawk all goals because of my surgery
Smh
>>382768608
as long as its not indie trash that sounds good and comfy to me
>>382768787
what happened?
>>382768740
go to gdq previous video on their twitch. they have it split up with markers
>>382768787
Oh no
>>382768621
It's pretty pathetic yeah. I frequent 10-12 girls weekly IRL and I dont really care when I see girls online.
>>382768698
Would be a good run if the devs didn't make the game unplayable and the runner and his friends weren't annoying kids
>>382768767
Her hips are so wide apart she could give birth to a baby elephant.
Trustercluck is really fun for a twitch bait game
>>382767229
ESA is like the opposite of GDQ, fun is allowed but no one is actually fun. Also no trannies.
>>382768742
Best reply
>>382768814
Hope the surgery goes wellbitch.
>>382768825
Yeah I stare at around 10-12 girls a week on the subway too you fucking mouthbreather
>>382768825
>my sisters friends come over and laugh at me
>>382768767
>No animals on the couch allowed.
>But seamonsters are ok.
>>382768814
I hope you are greeted by the sweet embrace of death during your surgery, anon. Good luck.
>>382768819
they had f*n
it wasn't even the right sort of f*n
>>382768819
Some guy had too much fun and got banned. I'm not joking. He was allegedly banned for "racism" despite not doing or saying anything racist.
FUS ROH DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>382768561
Does anyone happen to have a link to this glorious happening?
>>382768819
So, I was in the audience during this event. What I saw and how I interpreted it are my views, so take it with a grain of salt. I've also used an account that is not related to the badge names I carry to attempt at some form of anonymity.
So, first red flag noticed was the amount of people coming onto the couch for commentary. Like, you could tell the staff were nervous.
You know it's bad when the GDQ staff need to break out a dry erase board to say "no nationality banter" (literally what was on the board) during around 75% through the run.
Towards the end, another member of staff was giving the person in question the stink-eye while the rest were huddled and conversing.
Now we're going into personal opinion territory, so follow with caution.
The random talking is what me and my friends do on Discord at 3am, not what is done during a speedrunning presentation for charity.
I'm also pretty sure this will be one of the last strikes for GDQ to start doing more pre-approval on who gets a mic on the front couch.
>>382768740
VOD
.tv/videos/156250663
At 13:10:40
>>382767056
Good. He was an annoying faggot
>>382768815
you need to leave
>>382768674
other banned words are going through too
someone cleared the bots word banlist or the bot is broken
>>382768953
>>382768823
thank you so much lads
>>382768903
>>382768728
stop posting anytime
Large bet on the slope winning.
Screencap this.
I remember this game from last year, it was pretty comfy.
This looks pretty fast.
>>382768971
i want these summerfags to leave, he was issued a warning for """racism""" you unfun fuck
>>382768972
>defending youtube streamer games
don't you have a pewdiepie episode to catch?
>>382769001
You're a fucking faggot, stop typing like an autistic child.
>>382769057
It was just a warning? Wow. Normally they just outright ban people.
>>382768930
I'm still missing out on what was said/done that they deemed racist or otherwise banworthy
a casual fun chat between friends can't be reason for a ban right?
Poorly coded indie game
>>382768808
Pretty sure kikeyama has already banned everyone from that run it looked like they slightly enjoyed themselves
>>382769060
>defending games where all you do is hold right and sometimes press A for an hour
clustertruck takes more skill than literally any NES game
I'm going to catch some of my beauty sleep.
goodnight /v/
>>382769108
Better than a poorly coded AAA game.
>>382769060
Because thats what his statement implies right? Nice strawman you fucking esl faggot
>garbage indie trash done mildly fast
>>382769164
good night anon, sleep well. We worry about you.
>>382769060
do you even pewdiepie bro? he doesnt play games anymore
>>382769102
>a casual fun chat between friends can't be reason for a ban right?
>gradually ban fun
>more and more viewers and donations
Looks like they're doing what the majority wants.
>tfw not sure if I should wake up for the I am bread/hollow knight/ shovel knight runs or sleep through them
>>382769095
i dont even know why i watch anymore
If they don't have any decent games to show, they should just bring out someone to run a real speedgame like SM64 to pass the time.
>>382769109
does mike ever sleep / turn off or is he some type of all knowing omnipotent overseer
What happened to cause the audience cam become more like couch changing cam?
this game looks terrible.
>>382768698
>Ruins the runners speedrunning attempt
>Not in a post speedrun showcase or TAS block
I can watch the devs mess with twitchfaggots any time
>>382769102
Being a proud American is racism, welcome to the current year
Here's to protomagicaltranny killing himself before agdq 2018
>2 boring memegames in a row
>>382769057
>>382769095
HE IS BANNED YOU STUPID NIGGER
What is the point of like a 4 litre water bottle?
>>382769305
You drink from it.
FeelsBadMan MEMES AND SPEEDRUNS FeelsBadMan GO HAND IN HAND FeelsBadMan BUT PASTE THEM HERE FeelsBadMan FeelsBadMan
BetterTTV Global Emotes AND YOU JUST GET BANNED FeelsBadMan
>all these years and /v/ still hasn't raided this aids fest outside of random memeing then crying about being banned later like a bunch of cucks
Guess the big boys have gotta step in as usual to punish these terrorist scum.
>>382769305
Drinking water
>>382769305
That is not water.
>>382769305
Thats called a gallon, eurocuck
>>382769305
More estrogen
Isn't this the game that was shilled like fuck last year?
>>382769291
Clustertruck was cool. This looks fucking boring/confusing though
Oh, this is the guy who ran guacamelee
>>382769304
It could really be either way. It makes absolutely no sense for them to ban him, but this is the GDQ staff we're talking about.
>>382769305
Iceplug is on tons of MDMA and needs to stay hydrated.
>>382769102
I don't remember exactly what it was but I recall someone said something about Japan and of course Uyama-san has to defend the honor of grorious nippon.
DING
>>382769305
4 litre water bottles are so fucking triggering holy shit what a shitlord
>>382769360
It was.
mfw
>>382769384
yeah he seems pretty chill
This game looks pretty
>>382769358
How many cubic inches is that fuckboi
>>382769319
>>382769345
But won't you just end up needing to piss like all the time? That's a fuck ton of water
>>382769358
not even the right hemisphere
>>382769358
Still, why carry around a fucking gallon jug?
Why are all the best runs at 6 in the morning
>>382769320
xD I only watch for the cringe ahah check me out in the Twitch chat kappa kappa (cancels out since two kappa xd)
>>382768953
what happened during this run now?
zzzzzz
>>382769202
the other speedrunning events seem to be doing okay in terms of fun
NASA was a few weeks ago with all kinds of fun allowed and I think there's going to be another speedrunning event at the end of the month
>>382769202
theyve been botting and making fake donations for the last few years bro
>they have been playing for like 3 hours
>look at clock
>only 6 minutes
ResudebtSleeper
>>382769305
Hydration you idiot. Do you want to die?
how do I get my pupper to shit in the backyard?
twitch tv/videos/156250663
13:02:00
>>382769305
he can
>>382769428
What happened?
>>382769304
He literally says on his twitter it was just a warning dumbass
>>382769428
that fucking sucks
>>382769474
you mean perro caca?
>>382769358
>gallon
fucking retarded lmao
just use litres
>>382769428
wew fucking hell
IT'S TOO FAST!!! I can't tell what's going on
>character is really small on screen
>it's a race for some reason
>the screens are split up
>I can barely see what's going on
>generic commentary
next run please
>>382769474
beat his ass if he shits in the house take him outside and when he shits the first time you praise him and give him a treat.
>>382769532
>one racer has been behind since the very start
>>382769494
Nothing. He made a few almost-racy jokes, but that's about it. It's the closest GDQ staff have come to punishing someone for having fun.
>>382769428
>>382769498
oh my bad
This game looks like what I wish Sonic games would do since they embraced the "speed!!!!" meme.
>>382769428
I'd have sympathy for him but then he sperged out on twitter so he's asking for it
Is it just me or is this really similar to the racing in ratchet and clank?
>>382769474
Get Cesar Millan to assert dominance and show him where to shit.
tell me what was racist about his commentary?
>>382769428
>have fun on stream
>warning
>>382769626
He's white and he was wearing an American flag shirt.
I missed Clustertruck and DK64. Are there going to be VoDs anywhere?
>>382769518
si?
>>382769542
I'm not allowed to hit him.
>>382769626
he was wearing an american flag on the 4th of july
>>382769586
what did he say on twitter?
>>382769626
Literally nothing. He said Mexican and Canadian and that was pretty much it.
Reminder that indie shit doesn't count as real speedruns
>>382769532
should have some overlap imo
what the FUCK is this fov
donation comments that say shit like
>KILL THOSE ANIMALS! LEAVE NONE OF THEM ALIVE!!!
>DESTROY THOSE WORTHLESS ANIMALS!!!
How is this shit not banned yet?
>>382769717
What's fucking racy about calling people the race they are.
He didn't say slurs like nigger or spic.
Fucking hell.
>>382769358
>a gallon is four quarts
>a gallon is four quarts of a gallon
That's real fucking useful. I can't believe that amerifats are so retarded.
>>382769692
He called Mike Uyama a "disgusting sushi-kike", followed by fake Japanese speaking (ching chong ling long)
Pretty bold move if you ask me.
>>382769742
It's the NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM effect.
>>382769781
animals don't form a protected class
>>382769675
give him T H E C L A W
>>382769781
because it's all in good funâ„¢
>>382769692
From the screencaps I've seen he didn't really say much. Just that he got a warning and that it was for "racism".
>>382769809
is he /ourguy/?
>>382769781
Robots have feeling too anon.
>>382769786
They just didn't like that he was having fun, so they told him he was being racist even though that's complete horseshit.
>>382769809
He must be related to Sam Raimi.
>>382769741
Good idea, but it wouldn't fix this run.I never really watch the races anyway, because making a run a race, 90% of the time, doesn't change anything.
>>382769796
>a gallon is four quarts of a gallon
What's your point? That's no different than "a meter is 100 centimeters of a meter"
What did he mean by this
pretty comfy game 2bh
>>382769796
>a kilometer is 1000 meters
Jawad pls
>>382769974
He tried to fuck a dog and they called the police.
>>382769305
iceplug is a literal rocket scientist or some shit, you should not question these things
>>382769974
>Like fuck dog
Typical canadian
Non-autist who doesn't care about speedrunning here. What the fuck is it about speedrunning that attracts so many trannies, can anyone explain?
omg, the chat so dead
>>382769897
>>382769305
He's called Iceplug for a reason, Anon. He probably has to drink water to gain access to his powers, like Frozone.
>>382769474
Pick your pup up and put him down there when you notice him squatting, give him a treat when he clicks on
>>382769942
It's the best way to do 1v1 split screens in csgo too which is why I mention it, and you just have player cams in the blank spots
That being said 1v1 split screens in csgo are shit
RATE
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>>382769008
Told you faggots
>>382770035
Mental illnesses are welcomed.
>>382769974
kek
>>382770089
Pretty fast/10
>getting btfo by a hunchback chink
he should just retire
>>382770089
3/10
RATE
>>382770089
Meh
>>382770089
garbage
>>382770089
Meh/10
The race was never really close.
>>382770089
4/10
boring
Wow the asian won, who woulda thunk
>>382769626
Nipponese.
Only because its one of those words that hits the ear wrong. Some folks know Japan is called "Nippon". But most folk also associate "Nippon" with "Nip".
It'd be like if somebody said "Whats up My NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEMATODE :D" to a black guy.
You know you're trying to rustle some jimmies, but you're not actually saying the jimmy rustling word. Best to avoid it if you're gonna be on camera. Or don't. I dont care.
>>382770089
What the fuck was even going on/10
>>382770027
It's illegal in Canada.
>>382770089
couldn't see shit/10
last second choke hype/10
>>382770089
CHINKED
>>382769968
"centimeters of a meter" is not a thing though.
>>382769987
The equivalent would be saying that a kilometer is one thousand thousandths of a kilometer.
>>382769974
I met that guy a year ago and he genuinely seemed to have no social awareness whatsoever, in any situation.
/ourboi/ CELESTICS
>fuck another runners wife at the event
>still allowed to be there.
?
>>382770121
2 scoops outta 10
>>382770089
gook/2
>>382770186
Centimeter literally means 1/100 meter
Same as quart
>>382770151
There's nothing wrong with "Nipponese", though. It's just a play on Nippon and Japanese (you know, because Nippon means Japan in Japanese).
If he said "Moon Runes", then it'd be racist.
>>382769974
Imagine being this low IQ.
Why do all the random games have pretty tight commentary. That grimelios guy was on point
>>382770229
GDQ celebrates cuckoldry
>>382770089
didnt even watch/10
the "kill the animals" donations are very offensive to me
could they ban them?
or at least put trigger warning before reading them so i can mute the stream
DEFUNCT IS ONE DOLLAR ON STEAM
YOU
HAVE
NO
EXCUSE
>>382770267
it's not an essay, chill dude
How come they allow the "kill the animals" stuff but are overboard sjw conduct police with everything else?
>>382770279
They really do.
>>382770035
I work with some trannies and it seems to be a thing that very nerdy awkward and ugly young men get into, usually 'straight' too. perhaps theyre a third category of tranny on top of those two previously described - effeminate gays and autogynephiles
They take themselves way too seriously, no meme potential. I hope this event dies anyway because their sponsors are fraudulent af and all this money gets in CEO pockets who rape haitian kids.
>>382770229
sam was a beta bitch
watched his wife flirt with other guys and left her there and went home
true bitch nigga
Why do nerds hate Other M?
Can't handle a woman having emotions?
>>382770328
But it's free to pirate?
>>382770328
I already purchased it before.
>>382770349
kill/save the animals makes them a lot of money
>>382770328
No excuse for what
>>382770328
I would literally rather have a soda out of a vending machine
>>382770278
trying their best to lure people into their trash games for any kind of competition since no one plays them
>>382770089
Tribes:Ascend/10
>>382770262
>There's nothing wrong with "Nipponese"
comme ci, comme ça
Some people don't want their culture played with. Some dont give a shit.
Money is involved here, so people give a shit. Some you might not like.
>>382770396
It wasn't a good metroid game i think is the reason most people give
>>382770396
THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY
What the hell is the point in having Bit incentives? There's no accurate representation of how much money needs to be paid.
>>382770157
wise connecticut
How is Omnibus, should I sit through one more game before you know doing it.
50 DORRARS
>>382770121
BOIS ON DECK/10
is this stream really that full of SJWS?
>>382770396
I hate sexy women
MilkDidNothingWrong.
>>382770437
Wrong. The reason they play the indie games is because they can't handle competition.
The good commentary is them trying hard to prove their memegame has depth.
>>382770448
So you're telling me he would've been in the same situation if he said "Americanese", too?
>>382770328
I already own it and beat it awhile ago.
>>382770531
He did nothing good either
>>382770481
100 bits = $1 ~= $1.30 to twitch
>>382770484
doing what anon? you wouldn't h-hurt yourself, would you?
>>382770370
the endgame of young men raised to be feminists. he's a fool but I can't really blame him as society tells young men it's never okay to judge a woman's behavior
>>382770541
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK
Tony Hawk block? Fucking when?
>>382770396
Because Samus doesn't really have, nor need, emotions.
Because the story contradicts the lonely, solitary feel of being stranded on an alien world that's apparent in every Metroid game to date.
Because the gameplay is pretty shitty.
>>382770507
AGDQ used to be fucking great in '13, then got ruined by SJWs and trannies. Now we only watch it for the occasional good run and to watch it become more and more of a caricature of itself.
>>382770591
Not if you give me a hug :3
>>382770612
Hour and a half
>>382770546
Probably.
I think deep down you know the answer to that question. It's been proven numerous times to not fuck with the 'natural order' of GDQ nowadays.
>>382770612
Here I am.
>Mr. Bus
/ourguy/
Yup, that's definitely a tranny. Time for these threads to get unbearable.
More Indie Shit
> butter smooth voice
>pepperoni face
Nature is cruel, man.
Cringing already and the run hasnt even started
>>382770626
BUT ANON!
Why does this 12/year old boy have that voice?
PC GAMING
>>382769626
This maybe? https://twitter.com/Gaungade/status/882178056735031296
>>382770612
>Pro Skater 2
>Pro Skater 4
Man we need more TH games at these things. They're great speedruns.
>>382770635
It got ruined by the people making a lot of money off the charity. they had every intensive to go the SJW route because it's better for press. So some people abused it.
Transexuals are not the problems, people who abuse the rules are.
Can't tell if that'd a female or female(male) on the couch
new thread
>>382770753
new thread
>>382770753
new thread
>>382770753
The gimmick sounds cool for speedrunning desu
>>382770682
I don't think it's a tranny it's just a man with long hair.
imagine being this much of a fuck up
>>382770781
Let him milk his 15 minutes of fame, Anon.
>>382770778
For GDQ standards, that qualifies as a tranny.
>>382770829
He had his 2 hours
>>382770781
he is going for the chibi% run of life
>>382767546
No, they can actually mess with your game if you are streaming.
>>382769974
Saying you want to kill yourself is no joke for people that have to deal with transtrenders.
>>382771852
underrated
ITS A BUS
IT'S A PLANE
How is that roach with microphone?
Disgusting
>>382772487
Easy with the casual racism mate
last post
LAst for being a tranny
traps arent gay
Last for trannies
Last for traps
last for girls (girls)
traps!
grills
Last for the McChicken