Why is the doll so ugly?

So she'd match you.

>>382760739
M A N L E T
A
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T

Because she's based on Maria

>>382760725
Don't say that about my mommy doll!

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>>382760916
>Because she's based on Maria
You don't say shit about anime-lover Maria!!!!

>>382760739
Why is the hunter so manlet

>>382760725
she is way too tall and skinny.

>>382760725
The doll is cute and top waifu material

>>382760739
Wait is that the figma or is it statueshit?

>>382761882
>statueshit

Are you twelve to play with your figmas?

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>fags crying manlet when doll is over seven feet tall

>>382761921
If it doesn't have any articulation for posing, you might as well be buying funkoshit.

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>>382761987
my problem is that she is tall AND skinny. makes her look fucking uncanny.

>>382761987
the gerudo in botw are tall as fuck BUT THICC. hot.

>>382762345
She's supposed to be uncanny, she's a friggen living doll made out of porcelain and yet still somehow capable of getting knocked up by extradimensional beings

>>382760725
Because you're a manlet.

>>382762613
yeah, man; i agree. she certainly isnt attractive.

>>382761987
>seven feet tall
We use metric system here, dumb americlap

>>382763598
I'm sorry anon, 7ft is 213.36cm, I hope that helped :)

>>382763836
im an animator, so can u convert it to heads?

>>382760739
Why did Gherman make the doll so tall? Did he have an amazon fetish?

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>>382763943
8 heads tall

>>382760725
Because you are homosex

>>382761921
>collecting toys and NOT playing with them

>>382764101
thank you, dear, dear friend.

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>>382764175
Nah, I like actually attractive female such as Firekeeper from DaS 3.

>>382764295
PVC figs are not toys you fucking underage.
You place them inside a display and don't fucking stain with your greasy hands.

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>>382760725
>>382760739
>there's a doll figurine
I need this right now.

>>382763943
five american heads tall anon

>>382764361
lol

>>382764361
That mentality is for autists and resellers. Which are you?

>>382764361
How do you cum on a doll if it's inside a display?

>>382760725
where is squid baby

>>382760739
lol fucking lanklet

>>382764571

git gud

>>382760725
Isn't she meant to me a pthumerian? She looks like Queen Yharnam

>>382762613
Please elaborate on the spoilers. When was that a thing?

>>382760739
When will they learn?

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Where do I click to buy one goddammit.

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>>382760739

>>382760725
What's under her skirt

>>382764996
Is this the hunter statue that can change weapons?

>>382765035
underskirt

>>382764295
>buy a new figma, assemble and pose it
>take extra care to move other figmas to make room in my display cabinet
>they instantly fall to pieces
There is no playing with these "toys"

>>382764925
Its not, really, but there is implication that the doll might be inhabited by a great one which is what causes her to come to life.

>>382764571
This is why I never buy second hand

>>382764925
Towards the end of the game she's one of the possible locations of the umbilical cords needed for the true end

>>382765754
None of mine fall apart and I'm not even that gentle.

>>382765893
No shes not.

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>>382765893
What? As far as I can tell, she isn't. Are thinking of Iosefka?

>>382765893

just because gherman experimented with a doll and leftover relic of a great one doesn't mean the doll got spermed by a great one

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>>382765754
>figma
>assemble

>>382760739
DOLL IS TALL!

TALL!

>>382766081
I think theyre talking about the abandoned workshop since you find the doll clothes there, other than that I have no clue

>>382766150
>gherman experimented with a doll and leftover relic of a great one

Don't forget Kos. Gehrman was a very kindly man, yes, but a horny one as well.

>>382760725
dON'T bully the doll
also maria best girl

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so, was it kos or kosm?

>>382760725
Because her cloak tassels defy gravity and it looks ridiculous.

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The doll is actually quite smol

>>382760725
How much? & Where?

Her 6head

>>382768748
how smol?

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>>382764538
>That mentality is for autists and resellers. Which are you?
DON'T fucking TOUCH my figs EVER.

>>382760725
She's beautiful. I want to run my hands over every inch of her porcelain.

>>382771651
I wanna caress her cute doll-jointed butt.

>>382765035
her crinkly diaper

>>382765035
pusy

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>>382772014
The doll joints really are key.

>>382773312
Absolutely delicious. I bet she gives amazing buttjobs.

>>382764082
Maria is that tall too

>>382773464
what if your dick gets pinched by her joints

>>382773697
Worth the risk.

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>>382760725
►too tall
► 5 head in stead of forehead
► pale as fuck SHIT!
► deadpan expresson
► no fucking tits or ass
► not even thick

shitty craftmenship 1/10 wouldn't even fuck this broad

give me a real woman next time Fromsoft

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>>382765035
me

>>382760725
>ywn have a doll gf
why live?

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>>382773968
Your tastes are very sub-saharan friend.

>>382773968
isn't that the whole point of her? i mean she is a doll,i never saw a Doll from older times that had normal skin colour, expressions,tits and asses(wtf these were made for kids)
correct me if im wrong tho

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Your feel when you will never get a GF that looks like her and loves you no matter what

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>>382774689
>never saw a Doll from older times that had normal skin colour
Looks about right to me.

>>382775208
WE etc.

>>382760725
She dead

>>382765893
The cord was at the workshop because that's the medium that was used to summon Moon Presence.

Why does that doll's finger twitch???

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>>382774852
I just want a tall doll gf

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The World's Finest Doll

>>382776723
>All of those ritual suicides in front of the Doll's real body

Why would Doll wear a diaper??

>>382761193
i want to comfort Maria.

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>>382764082
He didn't. Hunters are manlets. Gehrman is as least twice the size as you when you fight him.

>>382771119
That is a god tier desk and chair.

>>382768832
$300
http://www.1999.co.jp/eng/10477164

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>>382765035

>>382776886
but why tho?

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Fire Keeper is much better waifu.

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>>382771119

surprisingly the figures are the least fedora tipping thing in that picture

She's so sweet though.

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>>382768265

It was

>>382771119
>Figures near open windows
>Figures near any sunlight at all
You are asking for discoloration.

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>>382778094

Stop it 2B, you're drunk.

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>>382760739
Tell thelittle dollI saidhello

>>382779836
She also not ugly

>>382780110
Did Eileen use the doll? Is that canon?

>>382781369
for my dick's sake...yes

>>382765754
>hamhands his figma
>proceeds to whine that they are too fragile

Top Kek

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I want to fuck that doll

>>382781369
>Eileen seems to have been a former hunter herself at some point. If you fight Eileen and are killed by her, her dialogue "You still have dreams? ...Tell the little doll I said hello..." indicates that she knows of both the Hunter's Dream and the Plain Doll, suggesting that she was a former hunter trapped in the Dream, much like the players themselves, who managed to break free from cycle of death and awakening.

From fextralife.

>>382764082
how can one man be so based?

it's a white person

white people always look like sickly goblins

>>382783120
Go back to posting on worldstar Jamal

>>382782548
Did Gherman kill old hug?

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>>382773968

>>382760725
She is looking a bit like Joosten there, especially her mouth.
Also the Doll's accent is awful.

>>382782548
If Eileen broke free from the cycle of death and awakening how come she still appears to you in the game (your dream)?

>>382760739
>6'0 and 5'11

>>382785223
The dream is only the hub area, the rest of the locations seem to be happening in the real world at least from my understanding

>>382782385
>tfw the goat (male) was the best thing in that

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>>382765035

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>>382783120
Yeah, look at this disgusting goblin

>>382771119
can you post that wallpaper on the left?

>>382782385
sauce?

>>382785973
>3

Post the rest.

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>>382786069

>>382784727
OH HO HO, YOU THINK YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY? You having a giggle, fucker?

If you apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW and leave this thread, I won't hunt you down and kill you.

>>382785973
>had to post some piss haired underaged whorelet

yea she's gonna look like a manfaced crackwhore by 18

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I don't understand why she loved Good Hunter anyway. I think she was pretending.

>>382786312
Dont have more of her

>>382786413
She has a piece of dialogue about it. She was created by men and thus loves them, in a similar way to the gods creating men.

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>>382786351
why are you so mad?

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>>382784727
>the Doll's accent is awful.

>>382786413
This reminds me, does anyone have the drawing of Mergo's Wet Nurse and several other bosses drawn as humans? It involved a baby carriage if I remember correctly.

>>382786635
It is though

>>382786387
What the fuck is this post LOL

>>382786590
Insulting the Joost AND The Doll in one post is too far and I won't stand for it. Last chance, fucko.

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I want ALL the insight

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>>382785509
>not the brown twins
>tfw no sequel about the goatmom fucking the wolf's kids

>>382786290
https://exhentai.org/g/629626/057e6060bf/

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>>382786312
>>382786517

>>382786672
Your accent's awful.

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>>382787143

>>382760739
>600 Leafbucks
Fffffffffffffffffuck I want it tho. I need my own Plain Doll to welcome me home every day

>>382787045
>>382787143
>>382787337
haha, man this chick is disgusting, post more haha

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>>382787337

>>382787465
that's all I have

>>382777597
>Twice as tall as you
Eh, you come up to his shoulder or so.

>>382786635
Not liking a sweet voice.

>>382764101
The hunter raised Phil and loves the ladies?

>>382765035
The Cosmos

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BURN HERETICS

>>382787337
tie those fucking shoelaces, sheeez