what does a bandicoot need apples for?

That's not an apple, that's a peach.

What does your mom need my dick for?

>>382745985
THEY'RE NOT APPLES
THEY'RE WOMPA FRUITS

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>>382746106
>wompa

>>382746223
shit, I guess I'll kill myself.

>>382745985
Who left all these boxes around for crash to find apples in?
Was it Bowser?

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>>382745985
>>382746026
IT"S FUCKING WOMPA FRUIT NOT A FUCKING APPLE NOT A FUCKING PEACH NOT A FUCKING ORANGE NOT A FUCKING GREEN APPLE NOT A FUCKING PASSIONFRUIT WHAT THE FUCK ANON REEEEEEEE GET THE FUCK OUT YOU MINDLESS RETARD JESUS FUCK STOP BREAKING MY AIR YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>382746625
I FUCKING HATE THE RETARDS WHO FUCKING CONFUSE A FUCKING WOMPA FRUIT WITH A FUCKING APPLE A FUCKING ORANGE A FUCKING PEACH A FUCKING PASSIONFRUIT

IT"S LITERALLLY THE SAME COLOURS OF A FUCKING TRAFFICLIGHT AND YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT SHIT FAGGOT AND IT"S A FUCKING WOMPA FRUIT NOT A RED COLOURED APPLE OR A FUCKING ORANGE ORANGE OR A FUCKING PINK PEACH OR A FUCKING PURPLE PASSION FRUIT

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>>382746889
YOU GUYS ARE THE REASON WHY YOU FUCKING UP THE CRASH BANDICOOT LORE STOP FUCKING WITH THE WOMPA FRUITS

>>382746889
Isn't it wumpa?

>>382747092
ITS A FUCKING WOMPA FRUIT NOT A FUCKING WUMPA FRUIT


GET IT FUCKING RIGHT RETARD

>>382747092
Yes

>>382747186
NO IT ISNT

ITS FUCKING WOMPA FRUIT STOP MESSING WITH THE LORE

>>382747173
No, it's wumpa.

>>382747302
IT"S WOMPA

GET THE FUCKING NAMING RIGHT

OR ELSE I'LL WOMPA YOUR ASS

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here is crash from crash bandicoot with an apple

WUMPA WOMPA DIPPITY DOOT! CRASH BANDICOOT NEED APPLES FOR HIS BUTT. JUICE EM UP AND POUR IT ON DOWN. LET HIS SISTER DRINK IT ALL DOWN!!!

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>>382747402
>>382747440
>apples
>wumpa
IT'S FUCKING WOMPA

GET IT FUCKING RIGHT RETARDS WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR EFFERING TO THE INCORRECT NAMING IT"S WOMPA NOT FUCKING WUMPA OR A FUCKING APPLE A FUCKING ORANGE A FUCKING PEACH

>>382747402
What a proud bandicoot. I hope he enjoys that fruit.

>>382747576
so does he use a funnel for the apple juice?

>>382747717
WOMPA

GET IT RIGHT

I'LL FUNNEL YOUR ASSHOLE WITH WOMPA JEUCIS

>>382747576
http://crashbandicoot.wikia.com/wiki/Wumpa_Fruit
>ownt

>>382745985
to keep the doctor away

>>382745985
that’s clearly a dragon fruit, friend.

Post the speedrun cringe

>They actually call the Island chain "Wumpa Is;lands" in N Sane

I thought that shitpile Crash of the Titans coined that phrase. So it's still canon?

Some doctor, I think it was N. Brio, made the choice of making big tittied super hot anthropomorphized hyper evolved female Bandicoots.

Cortex literally made a big tittied one and a loli...

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE MEN IN THAT UNIVERSE?

How many pomegranates did Crash need to get an extra life anyway?

>>382748664
sonic needs 100 rings to get an extra life

>>382748468
They call it the Evolvo Ray, so they were probably Bandisluts to begin with and they just evolved into regular ones.

>>382748468
Absolutely nothing

>>382745985
that's a tomato

>>382748723
So, all the trophy girls are sluts?
Was Coco truly Crash's sister or is she just a young bandicoot that Crash and Aku Aku adopted?
What about the very first female bandicoot, is she a slut?
Will Coco grow up to have such a bodacious body?
I NEED LORE, I NEED LORE ABOUT RAPID BANDICOOT EVOLUTION.

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>mfw it's actually wumpa

>>382745985
It's a Peach you cunt

What was Cortex's plan with the Evolvo Ray? Why was Crash rejected if he ends up being the most powerful mutant?

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>>382748927
Buy the book.

>>382750120
GIVE IT TO ME. GIVE ME THE BOOK YOU STEVE BUSCEMI LOOKING ASS VIDYA CHARACTER.
I NEED THE LORE, I NEED IT FOR EROTIC PURPOSES.
IT'S NOT A FURRY IF IT IS AN EVOLVED SPECIES RIGHT?

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>>382750301
I can't give away all the secrets.

>>382749887
>What was Cortex's plan with the Evolvo Ray? Why was Crash rejected if he ends up being the most powerful mutant?

Crash was rejected by the Cortex Vortex (which was a device to brainwash people to serve Cortex) not the Evolvo Ray. The Evolvo-Ray was the device that turned the animals into their anthromorphic forms. The Cortex Vortex rejected Crash because the machine wasn't fully ready (which Brio warned, but Cortex demanded to used at the moment anyway due to his impatience).

His plan in the first game was to make mutated animals with the Evolvo Ray then brainwash them with the Cortex Vortex to make an army to help take over the world.

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>>382745985
pretty sure thats a mango

>nobody has posted those Coco pics yet

:(

>>382750707
Nice Pikmin filename

>>382750617
FUCK YOU.

>>382750679
Is crash truly the strongest mutant?
He seems to cheat his way out of most battles and uses tools instead of his mutated abilities.

Why did N. Gin betray Cortex?

>>382747383
It's wumpa though.

>>382747092
Yes that is so.

>>382751247
Koala Kong clearly uses a significant amount of his strength to lift and hurl those boulders while Crash spins them back pretty easily.

>>382745985
To eat. Bandicoots are marsupials

These game makes me very hungry for a non-existant fruit.
I might go pick up some applies and peaches, blend them together and pretend it's wumpa juice.

>>382751676
Wumpa fruit are clearly based on mangos though.

>>382747012
>LORE
Ok then, how about we talk about how male bandicoots have a two pronged penis and females have two vaginas

>>382751759
Well, I can get those too.
Might get some kiwis. Thats good as well.

>>382751765
WHOA

>>382751868
Well, just mix some mango and milk for a delicious frappe or with ice for a smoothie. Add a bit of fruit coloring and you can get a pretty convincing wumpa fruit drink.

>>382752128
This is a good idea. Might need to use soy milk because I am lactose intolerant, but it should still be good.

>>382751968
woa

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>>382750707
>king of fruits
Mangoes are shit tier, down there with pineapple.
This is the best fruit in existence.

>>382752384
then why is it full of hard shitty seeds?

Dead MC, dead game.
http://www.bioone.org/doi/abs/10.1080/02724634.2013.799071

>>382752384
Nah, it's shit.
Also Mango is objectively the most delicious fruit according to some scientist fags and several surveys.
I don't like mango tho.
>>382752368
Yeah, go for it man, make your dreams come true and mix yourself some Wumpa fruit smoothie.
It's probably sweet and sour so adding some lemon to the mix might be a good idea.
However
> In Japan, wumpa fruits are called "apples".
So it might be an apple after all.

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>>382752805
The Japanese also thought the best way to depict Nyarlathotep was an anime loli. I don't agree with them.

>>382752805
No you're shit, and delicious is subjective you fucking retard.

>>382753058
Yeah your taste is subjective but surveys and quantification of what makes people "enjoy" a fruit makes mango the objectively most delicious fruit.

>>382749887
The Cortex Vortex was his personal brainwasher. Cresh ended up giving him a power source in 2 that allowed him to build a world encompassing version in Space.

>>382752384
>reading about pineapples today
>the reason they hurt your mouth is the enzymes inside them eat the protein on your mouth
>the pineapple is literally eating you until you swallow it and your stomach acid overtakes it.

>N. Brio helps you blow up Cortex's ship because he is fucking pissed at Cortex for fucking him over in 1
Always loved this.

>>382753141
And Undertale is the best video game of all time. You need to understand that majority =/= right, you silly normalfag.

>>382753484
oneshot is better

>>382745985

What if Zelda was a girl?

>>382753640
Lemon while shit on its own, makes literally everything taste better. It is elder god tier.

>>382753640
Aw yiss grapes.
The most satisfying, delicious fruit.

>>382753741
>My sister drinks straight lemon juice, that she squeezes herself
Her teeth will die soon.

>>382753640
>FUCKING GRAPES on god tier
>Mango not on high tier
>Pinapple on shit tier

I'm calling a fucking priest

>>382753640
Shit tier.

>>382753896
Never liked the texture of pineapples.
But damn do I like juicing them and drinking it.

>>382753640
>pineapples
>shit tier
go kill yourself weak faggot

>>382753640
Since when tomato is a fucking fruit

>>382753640
Grapes, oranges, strawberries, apples, bananas, pineapple and cantaloupe should all be above every other fruit.

>>382754194
They are because of them having seeds on the inside. That is a trait of fruit, not vegetables.
When it comes to cooking, it's more of a vegetable though.

>>382753640
>avacados and tomatoes on high tier with oranges
this level of autism is unreal

>>382754194
What else would it be?

>>382753640
That is some of the worst taste I have ever seen and I browser /v/ daily.

>>382754112
Pineapples are fucking degenerate tier. You kill yourself you special snowflake.

sony fucks are really desesperate for games that they start shilling a 20 years old videogame lol

>>382753640
This list might be bad for a few reasons but the worst I can see is that apples are only represented by red ones, when green and yellow ones are different enough they might as well be other, much better, fruits.

>>382754459
Shut up we are arguing about fruit now

>>382753640
>tomato
>avocado
>lemon
>coconut
>pumpkin
>fruits
???

>>382746037
His mom is a prop comedian and your dick is the funniest thing she can find.

>>382754627
American right?

>>382753640
this is b8

>>382753640
Fuck your shit taste.

Putting pineapple that low, fuck you.

If you have ever had perfectly ripened pineapple, you will want nothing else.

Perfectly ripened pineapple is the most ammount of flavor a fruit can have.

It transcends all other fruits on every single catagory.

Go eat a perfectly ripened pineapple you cuck.

If you put perfectly ripened pineapple on a grill to make perfectly grilled perfectly ripened pinapple, you can eat that shit on anything and it will make it taste better.

There are some amazing desserts that if used with perfectly ripened pineapple, you will have tears shed from the sheer taste of heavenly perfectly ripened pineapple.

Desserts include, pineapple keylime pie, pineapple icecream, pineapple smoothy, pineapple tarts, pineapple cake, pineapple popsicles.

You can even make sauce out of perfectly ripened pineapples to make good sauces. Such as teriyaki pineapple sauce, pineapple puree, pineapple jelly, pineapple jam, pineapple perserves, pineapple-orange sauce, pineapple oriental sauce such as thoss used in chineese resteraunts used across the world.

You can also make pineapple art, something to appease the eyes, taste, and the soul.

Point is, fuck you for your subhuman standards.

>>382753640
I like cooking with pumpkin.
And carving them into fun faces.

>>382754627
Fruits are what you get after the blossom's ovary gets pollinated. Doesn't matter if they're sweet or not.

You guys probably think strawberries and raspberries were actual berries.

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>>382753640
FTFY

>>382753640
Where the fuck are raspberries you sperg lord

>>382754963
I can agree.
Fucking pears suck jesus, who even likes those.

>>382754931
Plants don't have ovaries you stupid dick.

do people really get upset when others don't call it wumpa?

>>382755074
Nah, it's always a shame though because Wumpa is fun to say.

>>382754963
>citruses at god tier

anon are you me?

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>>382754892
Norisuke is that you?

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>>382755039

>>382755020
>be 6
>have a soar throat due to playing for hours on end in the snow
>probably the worst soar throat i ever had
>didn't swallow water or spit or nothing
>mom decides to give me some fruit to make me feel better
>a bowl of fucking pears
>the soar throat mixing with the shitty grainy feel of the pears makes eating a living hell
>literally never touch a pear for the rest of my life
fuck pears man
>>382755186
citrus fruits are the best tasting fruits.

>>382755020
Fuck off, pears are amazing.

>>382755241
>You will never give a flower your seed in order to create horrific fetus fruits

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>>382753640
Secret elder god boss here
I wish these were more common

>>382755962
Hey Lowtax.

>>382756023
What does that ancient jerk have to do with the fruit?

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>>382755020
>>382755352
wow rude

pear gang

*mike will made it*

P E A R G A N G

N I G G A

>>382755962
Oh boy, I love Nezunezu fruit.

>>382756239
what

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>>382755241

>>382754963
strawberry and pineapple deserve godtier
lemon (lime) only with a corona
ever

coconut is p god tier for skin tho if u bout that pretty bitch life

banana is midtier+ if in smoothies

>>382756303
Speak English you dirty Mexican.

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>>382756170
He got caught shilling mangosteen products a long time ago and threw a shitfit about it

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>>382756239
>this is the brain capacity of pearfags
your fruit is shit you subhuman scum

>>382756473
Wew.
Man I just find that fruit absolutely delicious, it's sweet and sort of reminds me of butter too.

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>>382756438

>>382756873
>>>/vp/

>>382755962
I could never get a hold on a fresh one, always had to settle with the juice. But holy shit man, mangosteen juice is amazing.

Avocado is delicious, eat it all the time.

>>382757991
Avocado is a meme food.

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>>382747383

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>>382745985
>mfw I just recently found out that those aren't apples

>>382745985
To throw at a half robot scientist

>>382758157
>that image on the bottom right
y

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>>382758157

>>382758157
Hello google

Yes, I'd like to report an image

>>382758157
wtf is that autism radiating from the bottom right

>>382750120
How much?

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What does a bandicoot need a big perky chest and pouty lips for?

>>382760042
Pleasing other bandicoots sexually after rapid evolution.

>>382754665
I like this

>>382747876
>Rektd

>>382760042
Woahjobs

Damn i really want to eat apples right now

>>382760042
God damn, Tawna was stacked

>>382760647
she looks cuter now

>>382745985
What do you think it tastes like?

>>382753640
GOD-TIER
>Grapes
>Pineapple
>Strawberry

HIGH TIER
>Orange
>Watermelon
>Peach

MID-TIER
>Apple
>Guava
>Pear

LOW-TIER
>All else

SHIT-TIER
>Pumpkin

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How about these bad boys? Anyone ever eat them before?

I heard it tastes awful

>>382760042

To be attractive to Crash, not you.

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>>382752128
>just mix some mango and milk

>>382763831
Only politically correct people and third worlders consider third world """""""""food""""""""" a delicacy.

>>382763831
They're great

>>382745985
Are these really apples?

>>382764151

No, they are rutabagas.

>>382763831
Look great but taste relatively boring compared to other "exotic" fruits.

>>382763831
Dragon fruit is great. Tried it at the grocery store recently.

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>>382763831
>Pitaya
That is not real pitaya, pic related is real pitaya, and it tastes fucking great.

That shit in your post is called dragon fruit or some shit like that, I bet that it tastes awful.

>>382751501
Bandicoots actually eat insects and worms and fungi mostly. They're leaf litter foragers. Marsupials exhibit all the same variety of dietary behaviours as other land-dwelling mammals.

How does bandicoot know what apples is?

>/v/: Fruits

>>382764956
fruits are the ultimate gamer fuel

>>382764764
There were probably lots of carnivorous Marsupials until the Aboriginals killed them all.

It's the only explanation for how wussy all the mammals are.

>>382765023
For real. Grapes are the best lan food.

>>382764926

Instinct?

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>>382765130
There are still some carnivores, but they're small because, well, everything else is small.

It's a shame the aborigines didn't have real agriculture because herds of diprotodon would be cool as hell.

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>>382758157

Reminder that bandicoots have fork penises.

>tfw didnt know calling them apples trigger autists this hard

A new weapon to my arsenal xD

>>382766064

Aren't they hooked like with kangaroos?

I've also read that marsupials have a cloaca, but different - reproductive organ is strictly reproductive organ, while piss and shit comes out the same hole, if I understood it correctly.

>>382753640
>God tier
Durians, Mangosteen (bounsweet fruit)
>Shit tier
Everything Else

>>382753640

>first thing on the fucking list is a berry

Disregarded.

>>382748238
They've always been called the Wumpa Islands, the name was just never mentioned after Crash 1 up until the Titans games. I think the name wasn't even mentioned in-game in 1 either, it was just in the manual.

>>382765740
Pure kino.

>>382748238

You really thought they were called "Map"?

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>>382754665
D E S T R O Y E D

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>>382764926
that meme is too old for /v/

>>382753896
Mangos taste like unripened shit.

>>382747173
My mom fucked the naughty dog CEO and he said the womba fruits are just peaches with some spray paint on.

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It applies fruity damage to his attacks

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Evolve dong

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>>382753640

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>>382753640
>No Cherry

>>382775156
So I'm assuming now that in this new continuity she's already killed Cortex negating the "true" ending because she's a strong independent womyn

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>>382754665

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YOU ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY.
WATCH THIS


FIG

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>>382779462
Hello there, sexy.

>>382760575
kek

>>382750707
Wumpa are purple on the inside

>>382745985
because apples are the dark souls of nutrition

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>>382754665

>>382755020
Common pears are better than most apple breeds

Why is /v/ better at discussing literally anything other than videogames?

>>382763831
They taste of literally nothing.

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can we talk about the worst fruit?

garlic snot fruit

>>382781796
They taste alright, though.

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This is best fruit

>>382754892
pretty subtle bait tbqh

>>382753640
>apple
>mid tier
I'm okay with this

>>382782386
idk man, when i tried it it literally tasted like garlic

>>382753640
>tomatoes
>anywhere but Only good as a sauce on pizza or pasta tier
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT

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>>382782657
spoiler your pomegranates you fucking psychopath

>>382783731
try drying them in the oven at low heat for at least 2 hours (use salt and sugar to get out more liquid) for that sweet, sweet glutamic acid rush,

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>>382754665
DAMN

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>>382754665

>>382763831
Dragon Fruit are terribly plain

>>382754963
My taste exactly, friend

>>382754280

So green pepper is a fruit too?

>>382746223
yeah so will naughty dog keep the tradition going and release an uncharted racing game now that the series is over?

>>382785595
They are from a biological point of view. The fruit is what grows out of the pollinated ovary. That's why the actual "fruit" of the strawberry are the tiny little nuts on the outside.