Why do American versions always get the gay cover?

>>382737773
This is more gay. It's like Link wants to be fucked right now

>heroic homage to classic painting. at the crack of dawn on the start of a beautiful adventure. what's that in the background?
vs
>ugly saturated color pallet ft. trap boi giving you the wink ;) nod. camera faces the ground like it's a CRPG

>>382737864
nah
>>382737698
>generic orange/blue cover that's a ripoff of a painting
>>382737773
>creative original cover that's a better representation of the game

>>382737698
>Link ready to go on a adventure and fuck up whoever is reflecting a mirror at his eyes from the castle window

>>382737773
>Link having second thoughts as he gazes at birds flying nearby, wishing he was a bird so he could join them

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you sure about that?

>>382738526
mmm I'm a birdie too

>>382738080

Call it original or better or whatever, but the European version looks literally gay with how Link is looking at you seductively and has a feminine pose.

>>382739360
mmm tiger

>>382739556
>Link is looking at you seductively
he has a completely neutral expression, are you a homosexual or something?

>>382739556
>Link is looking at you seductively
I think you're just projecting your gayness onto him.

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>>382737698