AND NOW, THE STARS OF /v/ WILL SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
OH
>>382737487
CANADA
Nigger
GOOD MORNING USA
I GOT A FEELING THAT IS GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Rock your body right.
BY THIS 5'S EARLY LIGHT
SOME
BODY ONCE TOLD ME
LOL
FEEL FREE TO DROWN IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEE
GOD OR DEMON
IT'S
SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE NIGGER KILLER
IT SEEMS TODAY, THAT ALL YOU SEE
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
chorus: aaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHH THE SIMPSONS!
HE
MEXICANO
>BE AMERICAN
>GET SHOT
HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAVE
>>382737412
best thread on /v/
>>382737979
THE SUN IN THE SKY HAS A SMILE ON HIS FACE
AND HE'S SHINING A SALUTE TO THE AMERICAN RACEI unironically love the American Dad opening
SO NO CHI NO SADAMEEEEEEE
>>382737412
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>splinters voice
I'll get you next time Gadget! NEXT TIME!
>meeeeoooooowwwwwww.
>>382744995
Miney crafta!
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plains!
>>382737412
I'M COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
>>382745167
HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOT~
CIGARETTES, ICE CREAM
FIGURINES OF THE VIRGIN MARY
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJuJrqFhXM
>not posting the song
>>382745793
Splinter always gets me
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
AAAAAAAAAAAH FRANKIE SINATRRA
oooOOO thaaat reeed whiiite aaaand bluuuuuuuue
>>382745793
Mikey in front of the stars and stripes gets me every time
COMA COMA COMA COMA COMA COMA CHAMELEON
STATES. REPORT!
WHAT IS YOUR STATUS? ALL CLEAR IN TEXAS.
Black hole Sun, won't you come, and wash away the rain?
WEEEEEELLLLLLLLL
HE'S MY FRIEND HE'S MY ALIBI
SEND LAWYERS GUNS AND MONEY
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
YOU DONT KNOW ME, BUT MY NAMES CY
>>382747258
I'VE GOT /v/RIENDS IN LOW PLACES
>>382742952
I have a treat for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg4PI-Gm2zM
>>382747561
So that's where that creepy roger outfit is from
I
AM
I
AM
IRON MAN
>>382747258
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT MY BRUTHA IS HEAVY
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
RAISED TO WAVE THE FLAG
If I get a 5 I will record myself singing the thread
NOBODY LIKES A BIGOT
OOOOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE
YOU CAN STILL
>>382747956
If my 5 comes through you film yourself doing it in the most densley populated area nearest you
DON'T GO ROUND TONIGHT
>>382747956
OFF BY ONE
>>382747162
MD here
AND I PROUDLY STAAAAND UP
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE
>>382747956
8 and you do it anyways
ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
HELLO?IS THIS THING ON?AM I ALL ALONE?IS ANYONE THERE?
HE'S OFF HIS ROCKER
WIND BLOWS
HOT IN DECEMBER
>>382747956
I would sing this thread but I don't know some of the songs in here or I forgot how they go so I'm not going to bother
>>382747956
if this thread reaches bump limit you do it
>>382748441
reply all the posts you don't know and I will link you all the songs my man, do it for /v/ history
GIMMEFUEGIMMEFAIGIMMEDAWACHADEZAH
>>382748441
>Not just taking the lyrics and forcing them into the form of the national anthem
I JUST TALKED TO JESUS, HE SAID WHAT UP YEEZUS
OKKUSENMAN
OKKUSENMAN
>>382737412
Did Winx Club exist for any reason other than to give boys... material?
>>382748089
Glad to see I'm not the only MDfag here.
>>382748774
GOD
TWO BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD
>>382747723
I AM I'M ALL OF MEEEE
5 and I sing the thread
AOI KAZE GA IMA
>>382749314
1 and you sing the thread
>>382749361
someBODY
>>382749361
Alright, lemme open up vocaroo.
>>382749361
Who the FUCK is moot?
>>382745167
DEVILJHO WANTS TO EAT BLU FOOB BUT ONLY IF YOU PREORDER SKYRIM: MONSTER HUNTER EDITION.
>>382749428
Why was Specter of Torment so shit compared to Plague of Shadows?
JIBUN WOOO
>>382749478
deliver faggot
I LEFT MY HEART TO THE SAPPERS 'ROUND KHE SAHN
AND I SOLD MY SOUL AND MY CIGARETTES TO THE BLACK MARKET MAN
GOT THE VIETNAM COLD TURKEY FROM THE OCEAN TO THE SILVER CITY
BUT IT'S ONLY OTHER VETS COULD UNDERSTAND
HERE I COME
ROUGHER THAN THE REST OF THEM
>>382749074
This is where the thread was when I finished.
I could've done a lot better but if I was worried about the greatest quality, it would've never actually been posted. No instrumental track because I took the advice of one of the anons and just forced all of this into the sound of the first verse or two of the anthem.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kbGU1nIoFJ
>>382749361
Still want this dude to deliver, though.
ME ME ME
WANNA YOU
WANNA EVERYBODY WANNA WANNA
GO GO GO
>>382749614
because they went heavy on the 'alternate playthrough' angle instead of the 'separate campaign' angle.
>>382737412
JEWS!~
>>382749780
desu Specter Knight is just a worst character than Plague Knight. Besides, Plague of Shadows was a love story and also super cute while Specter of Torment is an edgefest and a tragic story.
We need another love story, I hope King Knight's story is one about love or comedy.
>>382749726
>reading the youtube link
noice
OH I'M SICK OF THE BEARING HELL
IT NEVER EVER ENDS
HELP ME MURPHETTA MAU
TIME
I WON'T EVER GIVE IN
>>382747162
TEXAS AGAIN REPORTING IN
RUNNING LOW ON DR PEPPER
NO HOPES AND NO DREAMS I'M USELESS
GO! GO! GO! GO! GO GALO SENGEN!
THE WIND IS PUUUUUUUSHING ME
>>382749726
fockin nice dude, saved
>>382749478
Here it is fellas
vocaroo.com/i/s0LgQjqifVC1
SPY SAPPING MY SENTRY
>>382749726
you corrected my gone guru post, you the man
>>382750062
Oh fuck I read the post wrong, thought it was saying Specter > Plague
I enjoyed Plague's physics more, when you learn to hold the charge button down as soon as your last charge goes off you can rocket around like a madman. Spectre's new levels were fun but I fucking hated his wall-run and his divekick.
>>382739397
More like
>LAND OF THE REEEEEEEEEE
>>382749726
>literally read the youtube links
I think you overdo the meaning of thread singing
SOME MEN ARE CONCEIVED
CONCEIVED TO HOLD A FLAG
UGHHHH THE WHITE ONE FROM FRANCE
>>382748774
RUBBER
>>382750512
Yatch tried to make Specter be the GO FAST Knight but Plague's physics allow him to go way faster.
>Chaining charge bombs and using the platform power up in case you fucked up
>Finishing most levels in 1 min,
It's hilarious.
You could do similar things in Specter with the radicool robe but it's not the same, besides
>No gold robe/armor for max $wagg
Shit campaign, shit character and shit armors, ghost armor is nowhere cool enough.
>>382750786
IT WASNT ME
IT WASNT ME
I'M BLUE
DABADEE DABADAA
>>382750062
>Specter of Torment is an edgefest and a tragic story.
This desu. Why the fuck did they make that OC donut steel reize an important character instead of having Spectre revive his dead friend in exchange for his freedom?
>>382750512
>learning to charge bombs mid-air+taking advantage of the double jump+having that ability that makes you fall in slow motion+using that ability that lets you uppercut mid air+using that ability that makes you drop a giant flask for a makeshift mid air platform
Only scrubs who couldn't get extra gud at controling plague knight won't admit it was the best campaign desu
>>382745167
Jesus Christ anon, that scared me.
MY SANITY'S IN SHORT SUPPLY
MAD AS A HATTER HEY SURPRISE
>>382747162
VA REPORTING IN
STATUS OF LOVE QUEST: MEH
I'M THE SCATMAN
>>382749726
A LOOOONE PRAYER
I need some games that give me a sense of patriotism, or have very american characters
I can only really think of
Saints Row 4
MGS2/3
Maybe MGR R
Which I've all played
>>382747162
Another Texan here. Community is having a fishing contest at the lake across my house in like 6 hours.
>>382751358
Postal 2
>>382750387
what is this? 2008?
>>382751453
>fishing contest
can i come
>>382751023
>>learning to charge bombs mid-air+taking advantage of the double jump+having that ability that makes you fall in slow motion+using that ability that lets you uppercut mid air+using that ability that makes you drop a giant flask for a makeshift mid air platform
That's what I said in my comment.
DOOOD Plague Knight is the shit, so much mobility, shieeet, he should get an expansion in his campaign.
>Plague Knight and Mona start dating
>They want to get it on
>They can't because Plague Knight is a midget which fucks up his self esteem and makes him go flaccid.
>They embark on a quest to brew the "huge man's potion"
>Turns out it just makes his dick double in size
>This pleases everyone involved and fixes everything, except for Mona's wrecked pussy and asshole after Plague Knight is done plowing her.
>>382751567
I don't know, can you?
>>382750868
NEN
reading these song lyrics like
>>382743074
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO
>>382748834
The girls feel weird watching it and want the dick after.
>>382751745
Play more games, faggot.
>>382751567
Sure, if you live near the Woodlands/Spring area
>>382751745
haha epic
>>382737412
DEUTSCHLAND UBER ALLES
>>382751816
an easy 1-2 hour drive im going
>>382751632
>they're making Spectre Knight's campaign on Shovel Knight 3D before Plague's
SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK
>>382737412
>>382751023
Literally psh...nothing personnel kid
>>382752202
>texas
>xbone
i refuse to believe this
Time to play some card games in America.
>>382752285
>>382747162
Florida reporting in, all clear.
>>382752137
Betacucks and Normies can't stand a good romance that involves sacrifice and self improvement. They'd rather have an edgefest.
I bet they don't even dance.
I HOPE THAT OUR FEW REMAINING FRIENDS GIVE UP ON TRYING TO SAVE UZ
>>382752345
post more info flags
>>382752290
>there are over 220 episodes of YGO DM
What the fuck? You'd spend less time watching the entirety of UC Gundam
>>382747162
VA here, everything's fine.
>>382745793
oh my god at 1:16
>Usopp, that girl from Tokyo Mewmew, and Winx Club have their lower bodies cut off
>>382752382
>Dancing
>but only when my wife's son's mom is not watching
>not stricking a cool pose
Lmaoing @ your life plagucks
>>382747162
>>382752719
>IM
>FUCKING
>PLYING
WHY DON'T YOU STRIKE A POSE WITH YOUR FAG BOYFRIEND.
OH THAT'S RIGHT, HE'S DEAD.
>>382752481
No wonder americans are fat.
That looks delicious.
>>382753053
D-delet this
ENCHANTREEEEEES
>>382753168
>Living in the coasts
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
WITH THE BIG IRON ON HIS HIP
>>382747162
notTexas(Mexico) reporting in fireworks everywhere nothing out of the ordinary
>>382747162
Michigan here. Scouts haven't reported back yet and they are over an hour late. sending another team out to their last know position.
>>382747162
Arizona here. It's hot.
>>382753923
another texan here
still waiting for texas to secede
>>382753401
>Illegal to buy sex but legal to sell
>>382753274
THE ONLY BETA HERE IS YOU
>DOES ENCHANTRESS WORK FOR FREE
>IS NOT EVEN A FRIEND WITH BENEFITS LIKE BLACK KNIGHT
>LITERALLY DICKLESS
SPECTER KNIGHT ON SUICIDE WATCH.
>>382753996
Prostitution is legal but buying the services of a prostitute is illegal.
Meaning, if you get caught then you are shit out of luck but also means less prostitutes in jail.
I'VE GOT SPURS THAT JINGLE JANGLE JINGLE
>>382753797
>San Jose
>Boring
Should be replaced with homeless because that's a 70% chance of what the average person you'll meet on the street is.
>>382754045
Ah, that makes more sense. Still if their going that far seems silly not to go all the way.
>>382753401
the only time i have ever been able to get laid legally was when I went to london. yes, I legally can't find sex in my own country. is it only because the government """""can't""""" tax it or something? might as well make any job or gig that gets paid in cash illegal because you cant tax them
>>382754218
Yeah well, puritan christian America for you, my high melamine friend.
>>382754330
Why do Americans hate mexicans if they have so many mexicans there?
>>382754330
ethiopia? also fuck india
>>382754330
>lel no mexican immigration problem here
>>382754330
BURGERSor should i say tacosBTFO
YAMI WO KIRISAKU OH DESIRE
>>382754330
NOSOTROS
>>382754557
ERAMOS
>>382754002
I bet you can't even skateboard and do parkour you bird-dicked manlet.
Psh, I bet you don't even have a penis, I bet you have a cloaca and kiss girls like a faggot
>>382754582
GRINGOS
>>382754582
DEPORTADO
UNO DOS TRES QUARTO
>>382754668
WEY
>>382747162
NC reporting
>>382754602
>Thinking skateboarding is cooler than bomb jumping air surfing.
What a turbo nerd.
AY AY AY AY
>>382754424
Everyone loves the foreigners that don't come over lad.
>>382754797
>West Virginia
>Magic Mike XXL
>>382745167
>tfw Todd is more scary than Deviljho
USA
USA
>>382755208
>how to get away with murder
>how to find kansas
>how to sell your soul
>how to join the illuminati
>>382755208
>How to tip cows
that'l be 4,99$ for the milk
>>382752726
This isn't accurate at all.
>>382755709
...What is it with Delaware and trying to get away with murder?
>>382756008
>Alaska
>>382755539
>Islamic State
>>382756268
Muh white genocide
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>all those people that got butthurt over that
Its a tad cringy except for splinter but so what
>>382754210
Wrong, San Jose is entirely gooks and curry niggers
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe
I'd been married a long time ago...
>>382737412
>>382756501
>legal
What did Texas, New Mexico, Nevada, Wyoming, Kentucky, West Virginia, Maryland, Hawaii and Vermont mean by this?
>>382756008
>booger eating
>cannibalism
>>382756268
>2010
YOU KNOW ME, THE FIGHTING FREAK KNUCKLES,
AND WE'RE AT PUMPKIN HILL,
YOU READY?
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?, WHERE DID YOU GO?
>>382755208
>most frequent Google search
>how to Google something
>>382749726
Amazing
>>382756425
>blacks are the only non-whites
THIS LAND IS YOUR LAND, THIS LAND IS MY LAND
FROM CALIFORNIA, TO THE NEW YORK ISLAND
FROM THE REDWOOD FOREST, TO THE GULF STREAM WATERS
>>382756912
>>382756912
>tfw in a red area and no arrest yet
This one is completely bunk
>>382747162
NEW JOISEY REPAWTIN EN
>>382752364
>live in florida
>people shooting off fireworks Sunday night
>think they got it out of their system
>driving to a dentist appointment
>see two giant firework tents right across from each other
>even more fireworks tonight
tomorrow's going to suck
>>382737412
>>382752290
>Little Kuriboh will never finish YGOAS
>he'll continue trickling out episodes once a month because patreon and his shitty podcast plus WWE reviews
how the mighty have fallen
if 5, there will be a terrorist attack on USA today.
>>382757465
>>382747162
GEORGIA REPORTAN
EVERYTHING'S ALWAYS WET AND THE COCKROACHES WANT MY SOUL
>>382757213
That's nothing.
>Have Mexican neighbors two home down
>They party until 1 am, the entire time blaring music so loud you can clearly hear their music
>A few days ago more Mexicans move into the house right behind
>They throw a party
>The moment it got dark they pull out a giant spotlight perfectly positioned right into my window
>>382757465
>>382757465
Oh boy, i hope its something 9/11 tier.
>>382757191
I heard NJ Baegels are the best.
>>382757465
>>382757465
>>382756685
Kentuckian here, I live in bum fuck nowhere and it feels like every year we hear about some inbred, backwoods hick fucking a horse.
>>382756167
>more people immigrated to America from Europe during the period where Europe was in turmoil and the site of the two biggest wars the world have ever seen
Woah, really?
That's not a symptom of more immigration from elsewhere, it's a symptom of less emigration from Europe.
>>382757465
>>382755520
how to get away with murder is a TV show.
HILLARY CLINTON WON THE POPULAR VOTE BY 3 MILLION VOTES AND IS THE RIGHTFUL US PRESIDENT
>>382757824
>>382757987
the absolute state of this thread
>>382737412
What is going on in this thread?
>>382757841
>all of Europe was in turmoil from 1780 - 1865
>implying it fucking wasn't
>>382754797
>those Bible Belt searches
I thought hicks were just a stereotype
Post things that make non Americans mad.
>>382754965
What the fuck New Jersey?
>>382756685
It's not that it's legal, (you'd get jailed if you got caught) but that it would be political suicide to prioritize that over other issues
>>382758262
I'm trying to understand why my state searched Dusty Rhodes. I know that he died but what the fuck?
>>382758542
Just means they did it more than other states did. Doesn't mean they did it a lot from a non-relative standpoint.
>>382758623
Fair enough. Kentucky does love wrestling.I miss Macho Man.
>born on july 4th
>today's my 18th birthday
>i can now post on 4chan despite me shitposting here since i was like
13
feels fucking weird
>>382759459
happy birthday anon, glad you can finally join the club with us and not be b& on sight
>>382759459
>there are people under 25 here
>>382759459
You're still not welcome here. You won't be welcome even if you're 40.
>>382758416
kek
>>382759459
Congrats. You are now a part of the actual sekrit club on this site : Former underages who were able to not get b&
THIS CITY'S SLEEPING LIKE A SOLDIER TRAPPED INSIDE OF AN IRON LUNG
WHAT YOU GONNA WHEN YOU GET OUT OF JAIL?
>>382747162british columbiareporting in eh
>>382737412
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY
NO
I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I SEE
go for snowcone?
HERES TO YOU NICOLA AND BART
>>382747162
Mexico reporting in.
>>382752290
I want to fuck Rebecca.
>>382747162
Oklahoma reporting in.
nothing ever happens here, so i guess we're okay
>>382752202
hellll yeah in a tie state
>>382764364
>fellow okie
We finally got rain, anon.
>>382749614
IF ONLY I HAD TASTE AS SHIT AS THIS GUY
>>382754424
Americans think that Mexican hamburgers (aka pambazos) aren't as good.
>>382764908
I thought those were called Tortas.
>>382765136
>PA
All I know about PA is the amish and shoofly pie.
>>382757089
>>382756912
what are the lolicon rules in third world shitholes like in spic America or Asia?
>>382765532
nevermind I found it
>>382755207
I hate this offtopic thread but this image is pure gold
>stepmon
didn't know Minnesota had its own Digimon
>Americans
>>382755694
tip as in tip over physically
also the civilized world doesn't use commas for a decimal point.
ANIME JA NAI
ANIME JA NAI
PUT THE PUSSY IN THE SARCOPHAGUS
GET OFF MY ASS
YA WEE BITTY FUCK
>>382748089
>>382748836
What's good MD bros?
>>382758213
G-d bless. ;-;7