The true red pill

>>382733976
YAAAS YAH QUEEN

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Honestly Nintendo should do more marriage themed figures that aren't Amiibos, they would sell hardcore as cake toppers

>>382735020
I would not go to the wedding of anyone that themes a wedding the same way they'd theme an 8-year-old's birthday party

>>382733976
Why did they design Bowser with a hat that clips into his horns? That's just stupid and lazy.
Also why give him shoes?
Fuck, that whole Bowser outfit just looks terrible. The comic and SPM did it way better. Keep it simple.

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>>382733976
>implying this isnt a polyamorous 3 way marriage in which they consistently roleplay for foreplay.

Do you even PLAY the games???

>>382735297
>Going to weddings
>Even knowing someone that could potentially invite you to a wedding
SHOO SHOO NORMIE

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>>382733976
Best pairing.

Minus the Mario part.

Needs a good end where Mario marries Pauline and puts an end to this nonsense.

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Bowser is a fucking pussy. The only reason Peach lets him kidnap her is because it turns her on to see Mario beat him up.

>>382736438
>that bush
wew

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>>382736438
Dedede deserves Bowser.

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>Mario will never be your papa

>>382736438
You do, anon.

>>382737682
Bowser isn't my husbando, though. I love a different man, who isn't half as physically attractive as Bowser, but I like more on a personal level.

Also, I'm not there yet, I'm working harder to get more fit and healthier, as well as more successful, and become a better person by trying to save mine and others souls, but I'm still not there. I don't deserve it yet, just after a few more years.

>>382736856
This

>>382736856
Dedede is too good for dumb loser Bowser. He's not a fag and he doesn't need a woman. He's perfectly content clobbering that Kirby and mentoring his daughterfu.

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>>382739163
>He's not a fag and he doesn't need a woman.

I suppose, since technically Escargon is a herm, not a woman.

>>382739270
Anon... Escargoon was a figment of Kirby's imagination. So were Tiff and Tuff. Don't you follow Kirby lore?

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>>382739452
Oh, well, Kirby's imagination made a pretty cute pairing.

>>382733976
>>382735760
>you will never marry bowser
imagine how intense the honeymoon would be

Bowser has no penis

>>382741039
Just because he doesn't have a penis doesn't mean he can't hold me, cuddle with me, spoon me, kiss me, give me a hicky, bite my neck and shoulders, grope my ass, wrap his hand around my neck, grab my hair, etc

>>382741341
Unless you're a beautiful princess, yes it does

>>382735760
Nigga thats fucking gay and .....CUTE!

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>>382741039
Prove it loser.
You cant because its a kids game and they wont show that shit.

>>382741394
But I am

Someone post the image of Peach holding on to bowser while saying "don't bother"

>>382741489
Only Mario, Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi do because they're from the real world.

Isn't bowser already married to DK?

>>382741803
>using real world logic in a video game where the main guys main gimmick is the fact he can jump higher then the Olympic world record and his underachieving brother can do it even better

>>382742209
You're working against your point.

>>382741039
everyone knows Bowser is for cuddles only anyways so

>>382735297
>implying you have any friends

eks dee

>>382742408
if bowser is only for cuddles how do you explain his son, bowser obviously likes to fuck

>>382742710
Stork

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>>382742408
Bowser doesn't get cuddles.

>>382742710
It's his wife's

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>You'll never feel Bowser pick you up as he's about to do a Flying Slam only to roll on his back so you can lie on his tummy and kiss him while you cuddle

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>>382742964
why the fuck did this make me laugh

>>382743404
He doesn't have lips, how wold kissing him work?

Besides http://imgur.com/a/Q1ucm

>>382743684
That's even better

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I want to rape Bowser!

>>382748535
Bowser is pure

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>>382749908
yeah he's PUREly for taking dicks in his ass and servicing other men

>>382739452
source? escargoon was in mass attack