SGDQ 2017

DONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JH1tzlQNmQ

Keep talking shit about trans people, /v/. See what happens.

Do people actually like and are excited for DK64, the worst of the 90s collectathons?

IT'S FINALLY HERE

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YOU GUYS DID DONATE ALREADY, RIGHT?

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https://clips.twitch
.tv/IntelligentDirtyMacaroniThunBeast

>>382733102
>>382733089

>Look guys I can samefag by posting with my phone :^))))
>Thread is replaced immediately after

Thats what you get nigger

>>382733089
>>382733102
yotsuba mind

>>382733073
THREAD THEME
https://soundcloud.com/anon-ymus-4/coconut-spurts

HE

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Why don't you have a gf to watch GDQ with?

[MONKEY TROUBLE INTENSIFIES]

>>382733159
AND ABOUT TIME TOO

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i really, really need the dong sized name generator

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>2:15
Haha lol good night.

>>382733146
The game is rediilously broken and there's like 20 categories for it
Unfortunitely, this is one of the most boring categories

>>382733210
I'm unemployed and I feel strange about asking her out even though she'd say yes

IF HE HITS YA

MMMMMM

>>382733210
because i'm watching it with my mom_____

Reminder that you can spam TriHard because TriHex is a respected speedrunner, and cmonBruh because it's a funny way to be "racist" without actually being racist.

>>382733193
It wasn't, I actually tried to abort my post the second I saw the other one but it was too late

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posted in old thread by mistake
>last of my paycheck
i don't understand this
if you're living paycheck to paycheck, why are you donating? aren't you barely taking care of yourself?
make a little extra and have it stored away for stuff like donations when appropriate

>asks for quiet
>gets applause 5 seconds later

CRASHING
AND
BURNING

HE

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WELL DONE

this is going to be a joyous trainwreck isn't it

he already fucked up gg everyone go home

This run is pretty fun honestly, lots of stupid glitches throughout.

>>382733273

YOU'RE GONNA SPURT

OHHHHH BANANA

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA

uh oh

I hope this guy on the couch can calm himself down

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dong?

>>382733321
YOU'RE A SQUID NOW

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>>382733257

Don't be a fucking pussy, that strange feeling will pass

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>it's a 2-hour DK64 glitch run

RUNNER ALREADY HAS TO START OVER

FUGG

Oh god, just kill it now.

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>fucked it already

Mercy kill this run

R E S E T

If you use a timer isn't it arguably a TAS, albeit a rudimentary one?

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>>382733205
>the fucking ending

I'M OFFERING RUNNER GOING OVER ESTIMATE @ 1.91
PLACE YOUR BETS

MMM,,,

MMMMMMMMMMM
UNFFFFFFFFF
UUUUGGGGGH
captcha: meats road

WELL DONE

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>>382733089
>>382733102

Not having 2Dos run this was a mistake :^)

WEEEEELLLL DOOOONNNE

This run looks fucking terrible. Please tell me I'm wrong.

>>382733210
I!

HAVE!

UNREALISTIC!

STANDARDS!

>no levels early

What does that even mean?

>>382733524
Your dong looks fucking terrible

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>Already choked

>>382733536
I'm assuming it means no glitches to do levels out of order

>>382733536
Not going into levels early

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>already reset

Nothing good comes of these shovelware collecathons. N64 has such a shit library, holy fuck.

>>382733536
Casual playthrough level order

>>382733536
They play the game at night.

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>>382733503

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>>382733536
Who cares? All the categories are arbitrary.

>>382733536
Pretty sure it means no skipping levels, which normally happens in DK64 speedruns as a result of clipping.

>>382733536
A R B I T R A R Y R U L E S

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>bragged about how he was going to beat his PB/WR with this run earlier

this is what you get you cocky faggot

>>382733524
You're wrong.

what the fuck is even going on in this run

IF HE SHOOTS YA

you just know this game is full of weird ass glitches and shit

perfect for speedrunning

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>>382733628

Aww yeah, now we're getting into crazy glitches.

"Im not fan of the Rap"
Fucking dropped

>not a fan of the rap

THIS RUN
IS IN THE TRASH

>not a fan of the rap

GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

IS HE PLAYING FUCKING WARIO WARE?

THIS LOOKS LIKE WARIO WARE.

>skips the rap
i've just become a tranny in the last minute, and am now deeply offended. how can i get this guy removed?

Why did he reset

>>382733685
Arbitrary rules

whoever figured this out must be king of the autists

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when will they ban this offensive emote

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>>382733704

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skipping dk rap

what the fuck is even going on?

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>5 minutes into the run
>This guy keeps resetting

>>382733673
This is how I act inside my house.

Kill me.

>>382733780
what is offensive about this?

>that Kong leg shake

Kek

>>382733685
This game has been broken down so much that this is what the speedrun is. It's pretty amazing if you know what the fuck is happening.

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>>382733790
I'm almost out.

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD THIS CUNT SKIP THE RAP

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All right. Enough of this guy.

I still have no idea what is going on.

need a webm of the leg shake

This game is a fucking mess, holy shit.

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our guy cheebs

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>>382733667
spikevegeta wouldn't let him play it down either

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>this "run"
shut it down goyim

is he glitching the fuck out of the game?

>they're already hinting they'll be using safety saves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9IKa0zL0NU

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>>382733864

>emulated on the Wii U
Why?

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>kiwikiller67
>not a kiwi

>>382733758
Because he CHOKED

>>382733878
Thanks webm guy.

>>382733905
Someone better be recording that orgy

no really what the fuck is going on lol

loving this

This is insanity.

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>>382733604
how have you managed to misspell "collectathon" both times you've tried this bait? or is that part of the bait?

>>382733850
i'm a fat fuck and i want kfc

>>382733824
Cute.

>>382733937
Cause of crashes

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>>382733936

>>382733949
He kill the kiwis you dumb anime poster

>>382733937
the glitches he's doing break the game on the n64

>safety save states
Fuck off.

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>>382733967
I've already seen Chibi's dick once and that was enough thanks

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>I just remembered AGDQ started today

What have I missed?

Just tuning in now, has there been any good drama so far?

>introduction 9 minutes into the run

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>>382734018

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>>382733685
>>382733758
>>382733885
DK64 is so hilariously broken to the point that just fucking around with the main menu, replaying cinematics or boss fights will result in bizarre glitches that affect the game files

Fun fact: DK64 didn't even originally need the Rumble Pak and could have functioned perfectly fine without it, however, a game-breaking bug existed and Rare literally could not fix it and the only way the game could play as intended was with the Rumble Pak, so Nintendo was forced to bundle it with the game costing them brazillions

>>382733925
No they won't use them, the save states are for safety since they use no saves for the entire run and the glitches can cause a crash rarely.

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>>382733949
>he killed them all

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Does /v/ have a discord for this sort of group viewing/shitposting?

>>382734051
Pics

>>382734059
>>382734060
Trannies and gay faggots RPing in the threads

>>382734051
Where?

>10 minutes in and he just gets the first banana

>>382734032
So he's cheating?

>bush push

banned

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>2:15:00

No chance he's getting under estimate, strap in lads.

>more glitches

Fucks yes, this gon' be good.

>>382734095
get out

>There are people who haven't seen a DK64 run

It's one of the funner runs to watch desu

>>382734095
No. Fuck off.

>>382734081
Do you mean the expansion pack?
>>382734095
>Discord
Kill yourself.

>>382734038
It's for sgdq sake, they don't have infinite time. It wouldn't fly in a real speedrun

>>382734081
You mean the memory pack?

>>382734136
well he's glitching thats for sure but most speedruns do anyway

>>382734095
yeah it's called this thread

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>>382734006

>>382734069
dumb flip flapper

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>Rare modeled DK's ass
>You're constantly staring at it the majority of the game

What did they mean by this?

this game is the fucking Mona Lisa of glitching

>>382734095
>discord

go back to whatever social media shithole you crawled out of

>>382734215
Excuses.

They need to get a real N64.

>>382734193
>being this underage

>>382734186
Pity they got someone who sounds like he's being interrogated for saying a gendered slur at a GDQ.

>>382734193
>>382734215
Yeah, that.

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Vin Diesel is trying to release mustard gas in the venue. Evacuate immediately.

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>>382734151
>tfw I'll never have a qt asian gf

>>382734106
>>382734117
Sorry I didn't save them. It's not that bad though.

Where is /ourmonkey/ HE?

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>>382734230

OOOOOOH

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>this is what N64 gaming was like

phew, dodged a bullet back in the 90s.

>>382734117

Presumably between chibi's legs.

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>type OH BANANA TriHard in chat
>get timed out for 10 minutes

not even in the chat I can have some retarded fun I see.

I'm half-expecting the runner to start talking about parallel universes soon

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>>382733949

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>Generic N64 nintendotrash

>>382733937
the N64 version has so much framerate lag that you lose several minutes to just slowdown. The fastest N64 time is leagues behind most Wii U times because of it.
Also, something something marathon safety save states.

>No kn owing Lanky

is this a fucking meme?

why does DK have such sensual grunts

>>382734335
>implying you weren't born in 2000

HE

he has no style
he has no grace

>>382734335
this game is legitimately not fun anymore. i tried it. back in the day it seemed like the absolute shit

the multiplayer was FUN AS FUCK despite that

>>382734403

Rare are sick cunts.

>these DONG grunts
haha, you guys think DK gets really sweaty rolling around like that? haha, just wondering, thanks

>>382733210
Shes currently sick and sleeping

man. rare's N64 games are such fucking shit.

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>>382734326

>>382734081
I read the Expansion Pak doesn't even fix the glitch, it's just unlikely someone would play the game long enough (until the Wii U's suspend points) at once to encounter the bug.

Imagine spending hundreds of dollars to fly there and watch this shit
https://youtu.be/E-gD9PYqSps

So this is basically the 70 Star run of DK64?

>>382734409
PSX > N64

>>382734298
Will vin deisel fuck mega milk?

Dong expansion when?

>>382734403
OOOUUUUGGGHHH~

>>382734373
wtf i hate lovecraft now

>>382734381
>the N64 version has so much framerate lag that you lose several minutes to just slowdown
So he's cheating.

They should be using a real N64

>>382734416
this kong has a funny face

>>382734392
it was obviously a joke between them

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>>382734306
Wish really hard before you sleep and maybe we'll have one in our dreams

>>382733316
Have you fucked yet?

Hoo Haa

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>>382734472
right now

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>>382734441
And im out pics.
It was fun.

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>>382734284
It was the expansion pack though.

Patiently waiting for HE.

>>382734489
Shut the fuck up this is no different from using Jap versions

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>you will never suck donkey kong's fat donkey dong while fondling his two large coconuts

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Fucker really should be focusing on not fucking up and letting the couch do commentary. Gonna laugh when he fucks up explaining some complex trick.

These threads weren't always this shitty, what the fuck /v/

DID THAT APE JUST FLY?

>>382734489
>So he's cheating

Welcome to speedrunning.

>>382734489
Chinese Cheatboxes are allowed. Just ask Cosmo.

>>382734489
its called a category you autist

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this fucking run

how do you remember all this shit

this makes mario64 look like its for babies

>>382734556
>no different from using a legitimate cartridge (different version)
No faggot

>>382734335
>>382734423
Everyone agrees DK64 is when rare started to go down collect-a-thon platforming hell that weren't fun anymore.

They peaked with Banjo Kazooie, Banjo Tooie showed signs of weakness, then DK64 sealed the deal. At least Goldeneye and Perfect Dark were still pretty good.

>>382734489
>A widely accepted alternate way to run the game that was added as a separate category because it saves time from an already agonizingly long run
>Cheating
I guess we shouldn't let people run Chinese OoT either.

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>>382734543
Good work anon

>next
>Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
nice

>best looking audience member's choice

MADMAN

>best looking audience member's choice
What will Mega Milk choose /v/?

>>382734629
>I guess we shouldn't let people run Chinese OoT either.
We shouldn't. That iCue shit is trash.

>>382734576
When the run is shitty, thread is shitty.

>>382734626
this is a legit nintendo release.

>>382734629
He's not really running DK64, he's basically lying.

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>peanut butter kiwi time

>>382734579
I NEVER, I SAY, I AINT NEVER SEEN AN APE FLY TriHard

Why are the bosses in dk64 so unsettling

>>382734576
you should have seen the Lilac spammer earlier

>>382734627
Banjo Tooie came after DK64

>>382734435
Make her some fresh chicken soup and herb toast. She'll suck your dick once she can breathe through her nose again, I guarantee it.

>>382734579
no. jump good.

>>382734665
BANNED MAN

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>>382734694
When the run is long and shitty the threads eventually become comfy.

>mega milk

>tits are small

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We need more dong pictures.

>>382734719

Cry more, autist.

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How the fuck was the game allowed to ship like this?

Like a majority of these glitches look so easy to pull off even a casual could accidentally stumble upon them?

>>382734439
>Jet Force Gemini
>DK64
>GoldenEye
>Perfect Dark

arguably the best multiplayer games of their time and revolutionary in that respect

kino?

A FUCKING LEAF

>>382734694
The run literally just started and there's already rampant shitposting about how he's cheating

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What the fuck is going on?

>>382734752
>needing to make fag shit to get a blowjob
just go ahead and off yourself

>>382734785
It's true though

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>>382734796

>>382734768
She means she has a 12 inch futa cock that gets milked daily

>>382734719
>Running a copy of Donkey Kong 64 purchased on a Nintendo console using an official Nintendo storefront isn't running Donkey Kong 64
So this is autism power, huh..... not bad....

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>>382734771
here anon have my personal favorite

>>382733527
This tbdesu smbaka fampai

I got the number of this cute 19 year old who comes to my office once a week if I pursued it I could probably wife her up and errythang, but for some reason I feel like I could get or deserve a 420/10 doctor lawyer woman or something who is also attractive and physically fit and into otaku nonsense.

Basically I want to date a female clone of me.

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I unironically enjoyed playing this game when I was younger.

>>382734832

Yes, it is true that you're autistic.

>>382734792

Is Perfect Dark still the most customizable multiplayer FPS ever made?

What's this "save the animals"/"kill the animals" thing about?

>>382734829
They are using an emulated version of DK64 (with save states) and abusing the emulator faults.

Fridge raiders smell so bad, can't even pop a packet open without stinking out the room

>>382734790
Standards were lower back then, it was the frontier of 3d gaming. I was there with my PS1 back then and the broken trash I played and loved in all its 15 fps jenk glory, good times.

How long until /ourkong/?

>>382734901
a disturbing inside-joke that is problematic if anything

does anyone have a list of the banned emotes and/or phrases? I keep getting timed out and not sure for which one of my spams

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>>382734870
yeah same

>>382734894
Time Splitters 2 probably

>>382734867
Everyone wants that

>HI LAMA XD
>BYE LAMA XD
>*audience laughs and claps uncontrollably*

>>382734912
HE

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I was incredibly important.... and now I'm here with 200 viewers, and GDQ's got however many thousand viewers. And there's an element of jealousy and bitterness coursing through my veins, tied to my very-fucking-identity! AND IT WILL NEVER LET UP! IT WILL NEVER FUCKING LET UP ON THAT! I'LL NEVER FUCKING LET GO OF THAT!

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What's the point of a speed run if it's impossible to die or take damage

>>382734912
>top
>asshole
>fucker

>>382734901
They have a cage full of animals and have a donation pool to either saving or killing them (gas)

>>382734901
In Super Metroid, you can save or not the animals at the end of the game. Killing them saves time, saving them is "right". When you donate, you can decide to put the money toward save or kill, and during the race, the option with more money wins

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>>382734771
DONGED

>>382734915
Only if the game crashes.

>>382734867
I just want a nice girl who is happy to lay in bed all day, fuck and eat food and not cheat on me. ;-;

>>382734790
The same reason Wind Waker had dungeons cut and other games get released incomplete/buggy, too much time spent in development (years) with no RoI on sight. Basically blame the jews

>>382734987
What did he mean by this?

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>>382734870
Why wouldn't you?

>>382734990
What does that even mean?

>grab tiny's golden banana
ban him for this disgusting sentence

>>382734983
you just don't get the joke

>>382734901

At the end of the stream they bring out a cage with stray dogs and cats inside and either release them or sacrifice them live on stream based on donations. It always gets a lot of laughs every year.

>>382734990
to complete the game as quickly as possible?

Why does everyone hate Lanky? I loved him as a kid. He was a goofy orangutang.

>>382735036
So cheating

>>382734912
>top dick deliverer
I agree

>>382735027
Nice. Thanks for the info!

>>382734894
I'd argue Timesplitters, which is made by the dudes who split from Rare that worked on Goldeneye and Perfect Dark.

Now they forever rot at Crytek UK and make Homefront: The Revolution.

did that monkey
just turn into a banana?

>ywn be donged by kong
y liv

>>382735094
I loved the handstand walk, and his noises were the best.

>>382734912
>Nasty Donkey Smasher
nice

>Because why wouldn't we go through walls?! xD (get it? it's a speedrun!)

how many times is this faggot gonna say that shit

>>382735120
I remember this, I WAS THERE!

>rare made this shit

>they also made goldeneye

why the huge gap in quality?

>>382735110
Like I said before, welcome to speedrunning.

>>382735127
HOLY SHIT HE DID FUUUUUUUUCK

QUICK
POST TINY KONG

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>>382734912
>Top Dick Man

>>382735094
>walking everywhere on your hands
Lanky was the best.

wup

wahey

>>382735110
The special people area is down the corridor sweetie

>>382734901
The charity is Doctors Without Borders

>>382735186
QUICK
POST TINY KONG LEWDS

WHU WAHAYYYYY
WHU WAHAYYYYY
WHU WAHAYYYYY

>>382735094
>no style
>no grace
>funny face

what's to like?

>>382735172
I know, Perfect Dark was the far better shooter, so they definitely got better.

>>382735172
I'd argue jet force gemini is about ten times worse than dk64.

>>382734912

>Disgusting Banana Creampie

What a coincidence, that's what most people already call me.

>>382735251
grr grr

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>turn on first-person camera
>go through walls

what a fucking game

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>>382734912
>Kinky Tit Smasher

>>382734373
>>382734479
always get a kick out of that shit knowing he mellowed into being center-left in the thirties

I'm out of the loop on the HE meme. What's all this now?

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>Diddy clips into Tiny's cage
>gets the golden banana
>just walks out through the bars
>the bars look like they have enough space for Tiny to fit through without any black magic
>Diddy opens the cage anyway
>then Tiny teleports out with a magical banana
I don't understand anything anymore

>>382734792
>arguably the best multiplayer games of their time and revolutionary in that respect

maybe if you've never heard of a fucking PC.

>>382735270
kill yourself, Jet Force Gemini is fantastic

FLYING APE! MORE NEWS AT 11!

>>382734964
so far all I know of are:

haHAA
danSexy
and phrases:
TRIGGERED

>>382735285
Are you the guy that kept posting this pic in the fire emblem general during the FE Fates release?

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>>382734912
>Disgusting Schlong Crunch

all these fucking noises

>HA!
>WOO!
>HUP!
>NYA!
>WAH!
>WAY!

how did nintendobois deal with this shit? even as a kid this would have pissed me off

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Christ that wasn't even good bad.

>200 bucks for a shitty joke

>200 dollars to get his joke ruined
kek

>Muh doctors without borders globalist agenda

>>382735172
Huge gap in scale. DK64 was fucking huge, and a little too ambitious for its era, and was constantly running into development brick walls. We might've seen a competent DK 3D game if Rare wasn't bought by MS. I'm still hoping Retro tries

Is the fame even worth playing? It looks worse than banjoK

>>382735390
Trained by years of BING BING WAHOO

>>382735394
Pull the trigger.

>>382735342
Have you gone back and played it at all? It is easily one of their worst games by a laaaarge margin.

>>382735270
I'm surprised nobody seems to remember the incredible multiplayer in both games. It was so fucking fun. JFG multiplayer was a 9.5/10 at the time, if Goldeneye was a 10/10.

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>>382735094
Running around as him was fun, and his sound effects were great.

>"say the funny thing runner!"
>complete silence
>announcer gets tilted and butchers the next donation

top kek

>>382735383
Forsen

>>382735270
It's an N64 game that isn't Mario Kart, Smash, Mario 64, or OoT. Of course it's fucking shit.

Let's get those (((Doctors))) through with (((Open Borders)))

Just got back from work, did anything significant happen in the past day?

>>382734987

these lewd crops need to have the source desu

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>>382735428
What is the DK equivalent of BING BING WAHOO?

DK64 remake for the Switch when?

GET HOYYYYYPE

>>382734545
i stand corrected

Friendly reminder that MSF is one of the organizations that illegally smuggles people from North Africa into Italy.
Friendly reminder that the EU government is blocking the Italian government from doing anything to prevent this.

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>>382735440

>>382735468
I don't think the devs intended this

>>382735493
OH BANANA

>>382735502

This audience is shit.

>>382735383
TriHard is almost assuredly to be banned the instant we see a black runner.

Are we getting a wii surgeon thing this time? Shits awesome.

>>382735505
hello where are the proofs? :-DDDD

>>382735505
Do you have a problem with that?

>>382735452
I laughed

GET OUT
>GET OUT
GET OUT
>GET OUT
GET OUT
>GET OUT
GET OUT
>GET OUT
GET OUT

>>382735505
Reminder that MSF also treats ISIS fighters.

>>382735040

I have been there, and that is no way to live. Both of you would become fat and lazy

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Rimworld or Dragons Dogma?

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>>382735412
>>382735467
>>382735505
>382735505

>>382735548
What?