Now: Mirror's Edge Catalyst
Next: Donkey Kong 64
After: Castlevania: Legacy of Darkness
Stream: https://www.twitch
.tv/gamesdonequick
Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
i really like that jump
Donkey Cum 64 coming up after mirrors again.
Bet its boring or shit. but then again all rare games are
This guy is unironically auristic.
>We'll make fun of you if you don't PB
Is Spike our guy?
COUCHGUY IS THE HERO WE NEED
We gonna PB and shiaaaattt
UNPOPULAR OPINION: I like this game
Post your webms
webbgames when?
>>382724567
That's every runner.
kiwi's nervous laugh is CUTE
The Glitches /v/.....hand them over.....I wont ask twice!
Mirror's Edge catalyst is a fun game and you should give it a chance
>>382724484
>I'm accusing you of glitching
FTFY
>>382724562
I hope its janky enough to be fun
>>382724567
He's going for his PB baby.
Did Chibi pack condoms again?
Cutest laugh or C U T E S T?
Guys can you please tell me what's going on here?
I like that jump, /v/
Why are there 2 couches?
>>382724597
Fag
>>382724646
Why doesnt he fix his fucking rat teeth
>>382724464
>>382724607
>>382724621
Hopefully never
what did he mean by this?
>>382724691
>>382724652
I thought they were doing Mirror's Edge 2
>>382724691
chibi was say anything to not look like the joke of a human he is
https://clips.twitch
.tv/IntelligentDirtyMacaroniThunBeast
>*nervous squeak*
Is he a voice actor?
aww dese cowectubwes
>>382724771
Mirror's Edge catalyst is Mirrors Edge 2
this gay is moving so fast nobody will notice i'm thread
What is this expression trying to convey?
Now that the dust is settled, who was in the wrong here?
Sup /v/, my name is Chibi, and I hate every single one of you. Pic related, it's my bitch.
lets get this started
>protomagicaltranny
why are they an announcer?
tfw you are beating Myst after thinking it was impossible to even get past the first part
what a great game
>>382724758
how long untill that guy releases narcis nudes
>>382724860
Quietness.
>2dos
remember the time everyone got memed on by 2dos?
>>382724607
>>382724884
No one was wrong, just a good quality banter filled run.
>>382724797
soylent is a hell of a drug
>>382724860
Im stuffed
>>382724932
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>382724898
>fetal alcohol eyes
oh boy
>>382724932
Lot of loyalty for a hired gun.
>>382724797
PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>>382724884
The community for calling it glitchless.
>>382724932
TELL ME ABOUT BANE
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK
>>382724884
GDQ
>>382724847
YOU GOT PRANKED NERD
>>382724484
My nigga Malleo!
>>382724797
You made your bed now sleep in it.
you fucking horrific chimera
>>382724898
>even a mega retard can get a girlfriend.
I'm seriously starting to worry my brain might not work.
This guy is so small
>>382724898
She looks empty.
Can't tell if these people are gay or autistic
>>382724691
Why did Annas sieyuu have to die
>Generic boring nintendoshit game #327
I'm shaking with excitement. Who the fuck runs these literally who child games?
>>382724691
Water balloon fight is actually a thing among groups of homosexuals. They take turns fucking each other and keep the used condoms filled with "water"(sperm). After that, they throw the used condoms at each other, some of them will hit and break and cover the target with cum. If you're good enough you can dodge it, or it might not break.
Anyway the point of the game is that you have to sleep in those clothes which may or may not got covered in cum.
The hell was that laugh?
Has this guy EVER been interviewed?
Why is he THIS nervous...
>>382724898
So that's why she was getting posted, looks like zoe quinn
>>382724797
LOL
>>382725083
Don't remind me.
>>382724942
dat tit bounce
SEVENTEAMS
just want to see Narci's twink ass already
THERE'S SEVEN TEAMS
SEVEN
TEAMS
>>382725090
This desu, Horizon Zero Dawn speedrun when? I want more mature sony games.
7 T E A M S
T
E
A
M
S
>>382725106
hes like fifteen give him a break
There's SEVEN TEAMS
>>382725060
both, anon.
When the fuck is Sent going to shower?
>Gotta bring in Sent the Jew.
There's seventeen of us
seventeen
The number of people we have is seventeen
>>382724932
>>382725106
I've never been interviewed.
how many teams are there?
>>382724898
>yo babe do this anime pose while I take a pic and upload it
>... o-okay...
Is she happy?
i hope everyone who enjoys this trash fucking dies
how many teams?
DISGUSTING SMELLY MAN THAT HASN'T SHOWERED IN YEARS IS BACK
>using a Wii U instead of N64
What
>>382725052
who knows, it might be all the jacking off to images/videos on your computer screen that you do instead of investing time in dating
or maybe you're just one of the extremely rare, .0001% of folks in the history of the human species so weird up that no woman wants to be with you
Is noone else hearing this guys retarded virgin laugh?
HEURUEHEREHUUHEUREUHHUH
>>382725172
No. Narci will not come to this event.
>>382724797
>Sounds like a normal dude
Whut
>>382724942
I would fuck that thicc booty all day
>>382724797
What a retard, this is what mental illness does to you with no guidance.
>>382725095
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>382725248
The N64 game lags so much you lose minutes just from it.
>>382724607
>>382724932
BANE?
interviewing speedrunners, does it get any more exciting?
>>382725106
i would be more nervous
>>382725058
Well she is running on empty!
>>382725247
>2017
>not doing no poo
>>382725248
Marathon strats 'cause of crashes and lag.
>>382725194
>I'M A WOMAN
>chat posts picture of man in a dress
>OH MY GOD THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT ME
These mentally ill freaks can't stop BTFOing themselves.
I want that Hollow Knight doll
Does SpikeVegeta suffer from some illness?
He has such a peculiar way of speech.
>>382724797
>I THREW AWAY THE ONLY THING I HAD IN LIFE SO THAT I COULD BE A NON-PASSING TRANNY
what a shitty idea. a livable income is more important than your identity.
reminder GDQ is a safe space for the LGBTQP community and toxicness is ban on sight
>>382725194
did they ban WutFace yet?
>>382725052
You get out of dating what you put in. Re-evalutate what you are doing with your life.
>>382724942
>you'll never fuck that big bitch
kill me after the stream
>>382725143
Tfw in her last public statement she said she wanted to get married
>>382724797
I need more narcissa salt
>>382725351
Why?
>Taking showers
Things that never happen during GDQ
Why would I donate for the shirt if I can just go to fangamer and get the shirt for like 15-20?
>>382725351
but why
>>382724797
Is this thing dubbed? It feels like this voice cannot come out of the mouth of that creature.
>>382725095
This is total bullshit but it's really funny
HOW CAN SHE GLITCH?
What was that twelve-something Mario 'all games' relay thing called again?
>>382725420
You have the autism friend
>>382725095
Why do you know this?
>>382725420
well he did died during the E.V.O run
>>382725351
>not manual
outrageous
>>382725372
>>382725442
I said don't...
>>382725351
>>382725424
Does Dan know? I'm sure he won't like that.
>>382724751
Imagine if she played nsmb and got a mega mushroom.
>>382725351
I'm not angry that there's now a foil wrapper in the stick thing, but I am angry that someone thought this was funny to begin with AND decided it was funny enough to record it.
the runner has become the couch guy
>A fatter guy on the couch
He better be funnier
I'll do it
>>382725574
I already tweeted at him. Several his subs (including me) know about it.
>>382725619
he's fluffier
any good drama or memes yet? just started watching
>>382724607
>>382725574
Why would he give a fuck?
>tfw completely forgot this game even existed
and I liked the first one too, EA fucked up so bad
did you know that constant edging and jacking off is really bad for you?
>Been hyping up the PC as a grand prize
>Have yet to say what the specs are
Big red flag.
REMINDER THAT YSG IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF GDQ AND THE FUN DIED WITH HIM
>>382724898
>>382724562
>>382724665
it's pretty jank if they do it the way it was done last timeexpect some full on lag abuse, flying dk and major wall clipping
>>382725598
you're not even old enough to know what a gearstick is?
>>382725631
NOOOO! don't do it!!!
Could you guys please keep the anime to a minimum. This is a video game thread
>unfunny "banter" fat fuck gone.
>>382725351
wtf is the point...
CATALYST BABY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'M GOING INTO BATTLE AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS
>>382725631
>>382725619
he needs to do something about his posture
>>382725651
PETA PLEASE
>>382724932
>>382725631
Fuck you
>>382725708
game looks like a Zack Snyder movie
>>382725638
What are the other subs saying?
I feel like I didn't give this game a fair shake. I really love the glassy, reflective aesthetic.
>>382725058
I'd fill her up if you know what I mean tbghfamalam.
>>382725719
>>382725781
except its full of colors
What was that twelve-something Mario 'all games' relay thing called again ?
How does mirrors edge control? Is it AC style hold a button for everything or is it more complex?
>>382725709
I'm shocked that this had bad reviews. It looks really cool.
>>382725689
MFW asking that on a weeb board.
>butt glitch
>>382725849
1488
>>382725719
>>382725757
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>butt skip
>>382725860
you have to time your jumps and manually turn around when you jump although theres a reverse button or something. Got me kind of motion sick at first
>>382725846
washed out colors yes that's what he does.
why do the POV limbs in this game look like you're fucking slenderman
the OG Mirror's Edge character model was fine and that was in 2007
free steam game to any anon who can sneak in a comment with "LGBTQP" in it
>>382725651LOL
>>382724797
>incredibly important
>a speedrunner
>>382725860
No, you have to do it all manually
>>382725424
>PreOpTransexualMan mad that people are using emotes in twitch chat
>>382724884
explain please, i missed this
>>382725709
>>382725883
Look cool != being good
>>382725651
YOU ARE DEAD
>>382724797
Do people really think he isn't crying out for help?
>>382725052
if you're american, tomorrow is the perfect time to go out and find a girl to mingle with.
>arrows showing you where to go all the time
what kind of shit sequel is this
>>382725709
I'M GOING TO SLAY A DRAGON
are discord animeNEETs still raiding the threads?
>>382724567
The vast majority of people who speedrun are.
>lock parkour moves behind skill tree upgrades
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
>>382725957
I THINK he has a super increased FOV?.. Although it doesn't look too crazy.
You're right as fuck though, those arms look fives of feet long.
>>382725598
>in the stick thing
Game looks pretty desu.
Haven't been watching for a while.
Have there been tranny runners?
What was chat's reaction?
What was the mod's response to this reaction?
>>382725574
he said it was stupid. that was it.
>>382724751
This is fucking amazing, sauce?
>>382725883
Don't judge the quality of games based on speedruns.
>>382726064
Yep.
>>382726086
pretty linear you mean
>>382726013
shut up, nerd
>more mirror's edge
>hour long run
just kill me now, senpai
is the fov set really high or do you control a fucking stick in the game
>>382725351
This shit is gonna smell really bad after a while.
>>382725957
Yeah that's really odd.
>>382726073
Open world with progression system meme.
>>382726098
>>382726073
There's a reason this game got a 5/10 from users, anon. It's a sad shell of the original.
>>382725970
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5kgoIEWaS8
>thread reaches post limit every time i ass blast some stupid weeb cuck into space
>>382725689
No
>>382726125
why are you too inept to take a screenshot
>>382726118
>linear
>game is open world
>>382726118
>linear = bad???
>>382724797
Cosmo running the numbers
Nice
>game is set in the future
>currency is called scrip
>>382725947
they look high contrast with high saturation tho.
not washed out at all.
>>382726098
-No
-Unintelligible wall of emotes and shitmemes
-Banning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shX3Jt2rdmc
Whats he crying about, /v/?
>>382725689
what about manga
is manga alright?
>>382726239
proud of you anon
>>382726160
>Emote makes you mad
>"wtf that emote is shitty!"
Fuck off you thing.
>>382724797
>cosmo using his man voice
Will he go back to normal if the doctors pump him full of test?
jesus christ how much tech is there, i can't keep up.
sorry for taking out my impotent rage on you nerds I am just sad. life is so hard.
>>382726119
>manlets
>>382726125
thats what you get for trying to argue gender roles are bad like a cuck
we president now
>>382725672
>DIED WITH HIM
Wait, what?
>>382725913
well played sir
>>382724607
>>382726297
Yet another reason why phone IP ranges need to be banned.
>>382726289
His ploy for attention failed and he doesn't actually feel better full of estrogen but he can't back out
>>382726297
>gets banned
>bitches about it
>calls other people retarded
lmaoing @ ur pathetic life nerd
>>382726289
I imagine taking estrogen fucks with your emotions a lot
Also I would cry if I was that ugly
>muh controller for movement
>no one uses controller
checkmate atheists
>>382726347
It's ok anon, I'm sure things will work out for you
>it's another mirrors edge run
>>382726301
neck yourself.
#killtheanimals
can someone tell me why the fuck this game was panned, it looks awesome
>>382726381
holy shit that's disgusting
>>382726297
>evading ban
MODS
>>382724797
JOHN
>>382726426
better than generic retro 2d platformer #345435345673
>>382726440
He's playing with all unlocks. This game locks most basic abilities behind a skill tree
>>382725680
>>382726085
Couldn't find the words, pls no bully
>>382726335
This. Flinging shit at the emote's owner is childish.
People who spam 'hurtful' emotes do it to get a rise out of transsexuals, and they ALWAYS succeed. It's going to happen whether the emote is banned or not, it's not like everyone is suddenly going to become welcoming of transsexuals because all the 'bad' emotes are banned.
>>382724898
She's probably cute when not forcing a smile or terrified about the way her life is going with her autistic boyfriend.
>>382726440
It is not very good.
>>382726425
thanks.
Why are there people on the couch that don't know the game this sucks put people that actually know stuff about it
>Mirrors Edge: Catalyst's story sucked
Maybe it would have been better if they didn't make it a damn prequel.
>>382726462
CENA
Hype!
>>382726297
Hahaha /v/ is more and more underaged and stupid by the month. Who could possibly care dude? Don't be stupid as shit and get banned then.
>>382724607
>>382726440
It's a lazy open world game.
>>382726258
we all have opinions.
>>382726496
No, it's really not.
>>382726125
It would be a shame if mods found out you were ban evading
It just hit me that I'm a 25 year old NEET, no job, no education, all I do is live inside my room all day leeching off my parents and I'm watching people play videogames autistically at 4AM.
What went wrong with my life.
>>382726125
>mods ban cancer
>I dundu noffin /v/ is for shitposting ecks dee
Why is /v/ filled with literal niggers?
W-Wait hold on... was that... just now a... could it be... a glitch...?
>>382726452
you mean hot
>>382726178
>>382726440
the game has two good aspects
>super pretty
>movement is fun as fuck
he's showcasing both of those. What you don't see is the unneeded shoehorned story, the botched "open world" execution, the fact that you have to fucking UNLOCK most of the movement abilities, the overdose of tedious combat, etc. etc.
Game had a lot of problems but Mirror's Edge will always be a great game to speedrun
>catching himself before saying fuck
>>382726617
Im same as you but 23 and I'm literally living the dream.
>>382726595
Now THATS super washed out and dark.
Mirrors edge is white and makes the colors pop
>>382726528
thanks for the explanation
>>382726497
that's bad but if the game itself is good behind that, I think it's unfair to pan it - the levels looks really well made and it looks smoother and more fun than 1. sad they ruined it with that but it still looks like it COULD be fun
Write my donation one word at a time /v/. Keep it subtle:
Dear,
>>382726617
enjoying it
>>382726617
Nothing. You just need to stop being a lazy shit.
>>382726617
Same here except I'm 24
stay strong nigga
>>382724607
>>382726297
how new.ru?
>>382726705
Mike
>>382726617
You're not a speedrunner
>>382726705
germany
>>382726617
You didn't take your education seriously. Start reading some of the classics, get yourself a sense of duty.
Did this game flop?
>>382726705
Donation
>>382726617
are you a cute white euroboy?
>>382724797
Man, i actually feel bad for cosmo
>>382726705
Germany
>>382726705
APE
>>382724898
>>382726705
Animals
>>382726658
aye. I didn't really like playing it but it's fun to watch. they should ditch the story aspect entirely and just focus on making amazing levels ala mario. tons of potential for this genre remains untapped
whens dong
>>382726705
MTF
>>382726705
cancer
>>382726736
story?
>>382726815
nice
This man is the only reason I watch GDQ
So someone explain why the story sucked so much for this game?
>>382726617
Same, but 28
>>382726705
WUZ
>>382726617
At least you have parents. Stupid anime poster.
Has Chibi been spotted yet?
>>382726736
whats all this then?
>>382726617
gay
>>382726868
Story is irrelevant for video games.
>>382726705
covfefe
>>382724860
"Please don't throw me away."
>>382726617
I'm not sure most people on /v/ hold it against you. Then again I don't fit the typical /v/ mold not actually being any of these things though so don't necessarily take it from me. As far as I can tell this place is a lot of people in the same boat as you trying to feel better about themselves by seeing how much shit they can fail at dragging down to it's collective level but still pretend it has anyway only most of them are 12-20, not 25.
>>382726617
same, i'm 26 though.at least im not a virgin
>>382726617
Same plus I'm fat as fuck.
>>382726289
Couldn't say goodbye to a friend properly.
I mean I've gotten teary eyed when that happened to me but streaming yourself just for attention is just fake
>>382726896
are you me?
>>382726736
wtf?
she looks my age and cute why is she sticking her tongue in a homeless dudes mouth
>>382726935
In what medium is story relevant?
frame perfect jump boys
>>382726705
HOIP
test
>>382726617
>no education
as in no GED/HighSchool diploma?
>>382726617
Fishing for compliments/attention on a videogame forum
is this a guy or a girl I'm afraid to unmute the stream
>>382727006
All of them
>>382727034
did it work?
>>382726786
Everybody should. His cultural marxist parents refused to help him because they wanted to be "tolerant". Now their suicidal son is a laughing stock to millions.
tee hee i'm such a lady
#justgirlthings
>>382727107
curly hair man
girl(male)
>>382726617
You're not alone friend. We all in this together.
>>382727006
Storytelling. Non-interactive entertainment. Books , shows, and movies do not need stories, but they are effective media for storytelling.
>>382726865
well there's no wondering in why chibi wore the collar
>>382727128
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>382727128
WutFace
So comfy
>>382727158
damn, hes kinda cute for a dude
>DK64
>Castlevania
>JSRF
>>382727169
So nothing.
Is guy on the right end of the couch asleep?
>>382727169
So it's relevant to video games as well.
>>382727128
WutFace
>>382727128
>>382727128
DanSexy
>>382727273
He's dead ;_;
>>382725992
>"glitchless" run
>runner does a glitch
>couch dude calls him out
>>382727128
HaHAA
>Catalyst
>Open world
And that's why it failed.
>>382727128
DansGame
>Open World
For me it seems like you can go only so far from the mission area.
>>382727128
I'm not wearing one either.
>>382726908
Yeah there's a report of him screeching and people leaving during a mario 64 race
>>382726617
You need to figure your shit out. Join a gym, start reading books and join a club.
why does it crackle every time that couch guy on the left talks?
>>382727128
>I forgot my chromosomes today lol
What game is she running btw?
>>382727128
PogChamp
>>382727294
Video games are interactive. Storytelling is inherently non-interactive. The two are opposing concepts. To become better at one side of the spectrum you need to become worse at the other side of the spectrum.
>What's it like being the Orlando Bloom of speedrunning?
What did he mean by this?
This guy looks like someone who teaches some pretentious subject in colleges and fucks his students.
I wonder why he is wasting his time speedrunning
this is a pretty comfy run
That elevator was snek eater ladder tier
>>382727386
Smart audio techs
>>382726617
I still remember a time when this wasn't the expected situation and demographic makeup of your average animu or gamer (????) type posting on an internet message board. I'd like to say I feel sorry for you people but it's like the one instance in life where I lean right and say you people did this shit to yourselves by letting the internet and your hobbies rot your brains and control your lives too much rather than just be an aspect of it and probably deep down are proud of it somehow. Like the less I browsed message boards or spent on things like anime the better my life situation got and continues to get. It actually almost really is as easy as that long forgotten Welcome To The NHK series made it look. You just need to find a way to "switch off" and take control of your life via some sort of catalyst or harsh truth awakening and it's amazing how fast it all improves and gets going even when it seems like it's too late.
>>382727128
>>382727301
Damn, Sexy
>>382727408
>she
Tetris
>>382727431
All the women drool over him
>>382727128
monkaS
>>382726617
Im also NEET at 24 years old but I do have a degree but can't be arsed getting a job. Id rather leech of my parents for as long as I can and if they finally decide to kick me out I have a 4/10 girl willing to support me. So living the dream I guess
>>382727464
how would a dumb anime neet know anything about college?
>>382727128
men generally dont wear bras
>>382726617
Pls webm that
>>382727464
No, he looks like a pretentious college student
This is a pretty nice run 2B honest
>>382727249
I'm hype for the next few hours
>>382727128
Men don't wear bras, where is the problem?
>that skip
damn that was cool
>>382726257
Why not?
It's hard to tell if he's messing up unless he dies.
>>382727596
AUTOBAZINGA XD
that elevator climb was almost fucking awesome
uh oh
>>382727487
Also this way you just get to chill and watch events like SDGQ without somehow feeling shitty about it. Just passing the time you know, cracking open some beers (yes some of us here are old enough to drink and maybe even have good taste in liquor) maybe ripping the bong a bit and enjoying the stream after an honest days work.
>>382727487
i never watched anime and im in that guys position because my health failed me
my sisters is sort of as well but shes a girl and doesnt need to be strong or smart to get laid with someone decent looking
This runner is cute
how do i respond /v/? they keep trying to say DansGaming wants to gas the trannies.
>>382724797
that's nothing compared to this:
twitch.
tv/videos/155498916
when they say "that skip was added in January" are they saying the company added content or are they saying that the skip was discovered in the community
that skip was fucking awesome
>>382724484
Nigga what are you faggots afraid to post links.
Fuck its like a huge redditor red flag. Fuck off my board.
Mirror's Edge had a sequel?
And it was LAST YEAR?
Why did no one tell me? Where was the hype? Where were the ads I sure as fuck didn't see any?
>>382725095
Did you make that up?
>>382727793
the latter
>>382727775
Call them a cocksucker, that'll work in your favor I think.
>>382727775
>phoneposter arguing on twitter
Oh god I hate modern 4chan can we go back
>>382727487
What happens if you hit a "harsh truth", try and re-educate yourself after basically flunking out through highschool, but fail and default to the usual again?
>>382726705
First
>>382727775
Save your breath dude its not worth it.
>>382727775
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.
>>382727743
passive resentment isn't gonna help you anon-sama
>>382727775
Why are you even arguing with someone who has already decided they are right no matter what?
>>382727775
tell them you are a tranny and are offended that they are offended
>>382727775
Just tell them the truth. We all DO want to gas the trannies, and there is literally nothing wrong with that.
>>382726617
you're basically me but one year older. Maybe I will get a job this year., though I don't care if not. If I really have to I will just do some minimum wage shit
>>382727105
It just gets sadder every month on /v/ really. Then a bunch of you are going to turn around and act like a bunch of tough guys and talk some shit about something or someone else actually successful in life to feel better about yourselves while being sad as shit deep down. It's like /v/ is just one big thinly veiled pity party in 2017.
Right then back to the stream.
>>382727775
"gas all trannies"
>>382726617
Same, but 33.
But I'm not even watching the stream, I'm just reading about it.
>>382727794
What are you sperging about?
>>382727775
tell them they are kink-shaming crossdressers by suggesting it's offensive
Here anon
>>382727775
Some people observe the world and determine the truth based on that.
Other people determine the truth and observe the world based on that.
The latter is a lost cause.
so why isnt narcissa allowed to enter?
>>382727846
it apparently sucked because of various issues and nobody liked it
but it looks like it's probably fun if you can get over the shitty stuff
>>382727775
She is assuming his gender
And body shaming him for implying he is not allowed to feel sexy
game over.
>>382727775
Crossdressing has been used for comedic purposes for a long ass time, it's not insulting to trannies unless they want it to be.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDR9_pMWDIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MJtosICj2g
>>382727846
/v/ hates Catalyst but no meme this looks all right.
>>382727953
>
K Blogposting pussy. No one cares
>>382728009
he's not banned
he's just no longer relevant because he barely speedruns
>>382727846
Anita Sarkeesian, that's why. Also gorilla face.
>>382728009
Says who?
>>382727846
it's pretty fun. Story is garbage though. You can grab it on the cheap and it's well worth your money.
>>382727793
They usually say "found" in whenever to mean discovered by the community.
My guess is that the game got some patch at that time that allowed the skip to work.
>>382728009
not a speedrunner
>>382727959
I don't think he realizes twitch links are flagged as spam, then ironically calls other people redditors.
>>382727885
It is what it is, but really really fucking sad a lot of the time for various reasons.
>>382727896
You can still probably get a decent manual labor job somewhere I bet. May have to join a union and start paying dues but yeah.
>>382728131
>>382728009
Because the operators saw this
twitch.
tv/videos/155498916
>>382728009
That freak doesn't speedrun. He also doesn't want to leave his shrinking hugbox of pathetic supporters because he knows he doesn't have the strength to withstand the scrutiny of a hundred thousand people ridiculing him.
>>382727775
"dude dressing up as lady" is literally the most base form of comedy
>>382728105
He had the BotW WR in the all main quests category a while back, I think.
>>382727962
Why aren't there passable trannies at gdq? they all look like fat dudes with girls cloths.
>>382727885
my psu is dead so i have to phone post
>>382728190
lol
>>382727928
my sister does everything possible to avoid me
all she wants is for me to be out of the house just so she doesnt have to be bothered with my presence
she can fuck off and die for all i care
>>382728062
Even if I tried I doubt I could come across like I'm blogposting as much as modern /v/ that will literally take screencaps from other blogs and try to use them as opinion pieces cause they're too lazy to come up with their own. Again though hope that made you feel a little better about yourself for a few seconds.
>>382726617
Well you defiantly should seek a therapist considering you're a depressed shit when you're living an arguably luxurious/priviledged life style with little hardship instead of say a homeless faggot fighting other hobos for trash food every day in a crowded city with car alarms and gun shots keeping you up all night while you try to sleep on a local park bench.But one day you show those jews who the boss is when you're the one running the country and their the ones sleeping in gas chambers.
>>382728009
Meg-chan is cute!
What did protomagical"girl" look like before the "transition"?
>>382728184
I'm sorry, I meant to say my parents pulled me out of school after 5th grade, and I didn't even really do my computer-based high school programs.
I never graduated and I don't have a driver's silence.
>>382728241
Maybe because they ARE fat dudes in dresses?
Is it true GDQ security staff are monitoring these threads?
>>382728241
Maybe because you can't tell a passable tranny, that's why they're called traps.
>>382728241
trannys are mentally ill white dudes usually, it's almost never FTM
its a fetish thats now mainstream
>>382728241
They're fucking speedrunners or speedrunning fans. Of course someone who was a fat ugly neckbeard is gonna be a fat ugly cunt when they transition.
Oh, some more large donations from (((anonymous))) how nice of (((them)))
>>382728219
I'm pretty sure John Numbers took the WR a couple of hours later.
>>382727885
We can never go back to 06.
Fuck
>>382727169
I highly prefer games that have a good story
>>382728196
That thing looks like a fucking witch.
>>382727885
The internet in general isn't much better. Twitter and the millennials took care of that big time. Type a post longer than 140 character. >OMG FUCK OFF WITH THE COPY PASTA BLOGPOST BRO TLDR MUCH!
Literally every time too like it's a default response.
>>382728319
Yes, we are.
this tech is too much
>>382728353
of course not fellow anom!
Man I just hate those LGBT people grrr and so forth.
>>382728319
Hey GDQ security - Fuck Off :)
>>382728316
I never bothered with grades like 9-12.
>>382728315
Prolly the same, the dude doesn't even try.
>>382728319
yes. don't go to SGDQ tonight.
prince potato saving the world one transphobic twitch emote at a time
Reminder, anyone who identifies as trans is just being trendy and attention seeking. A real transgender person would claim male or female.
>>382728457
>reddit spacing
>having any right to judge
Every time
>>382728415
You don't actually like video games then. You like a bastard hybrid that plays the video game for you. You're not interested in being challenged; you're interested in the experience. Doesn't matter to you if you control the experience or not. You are a part of the reason video games are garbage nowadays.
>>382728540
>gaul
why are there so many transexuals in the speed-running "community"
>>382728540
>gaul
remove romans
>>382728479
Is this the grinch wearing some kind of mask?
>>382728540
>Thinking Twitch would ever raise their hand against a big partner
>Ever
It really is retarded as fuck.
>>382728540
Anyone wanna brief me what this whole transphobic emoji thing is all about?
>>382728580
>expecting a tranny to have enough brain cells to spell a sentence properly
>>382728580
>>382728316
>don't have a driver's silence
Here's an easy solution. Shut the fuck up.
>>382728262
MODS
>>382728581
Dudes who want attention/to stay relevant by bitching about rights they already have been handed on a silver platter.
>>382728457
Don't forget everything is a black or white zero sum situation and excuse for high drama and opinion whoring into a vacuum where nobody actually cares what anyone else thinks so much as wants to be the first person to try and bait them about why they are wrong with the most flimsiest and most bullshit reasons they can come up with.
>>382728637
Are you upset?
>>382724652
Played it during the EA free week, it wasn't very fun
>>382726545
It wasn't a prequel, it is a standalone game like Other M is to Metroid Prime
>>382728051
It really isn't that good. Story is uninteresting, open world is bland, and the game has a hard time recognizing contextual actions (for example, if you want to wallrun you have to look at the wall just right, too much one way will make you run up it or just not wallrun at all. The grapple mechanic is a bit finnicky as well).
I had the most fun in the server room where you had to use your abilities to scale to the top but that was one instance in a game chock full of nothing
>>382728540
>Be a man
>Throw a bitchfit about an emote that has been around longer than your mental illness
Bravo
>>382728457
>>382728565
This is what "reddit spacing" actually means.
People have become so adapted to exclusively seeing 5 word shitposts that they think posts longer than a sentence must be outsiders
I guess moot was reddit too
>>382728540
>gaul
>>382728651
Yes, and if you take it off it would be extremely painful.
>>382728540
>when your gender identity is so shaky a 28x28 image makes you upset
>>382728479
This post just made me realise, how comes nobody has shot up a GDQ?
>Degenerates everywhere
>Lots of white mentally unstable people
>Have enough money to travel and go to gdq and probably enough to buy guns
>Massive publicity
Good ole Randy should've waited til now
>>382728637
this
>>382728540
Is this fucking freak going to try to take someone's partnership?
remember anytime you see a huge donation it's gonna be anonymous
>>382728671
emote* fu
>>382728540
HAHAHAHAHAHA this fucking bitch is gonna go against Dansgaming.
Not only a big streamer but an OG from justin.tv.
He is a fucking retard. Kinda funny how "IT OFFENDS ME REMOVE IT REEE" is real
>>382728671
>emoji
Kill yourself, underagetard.
>>382728540
The fuck is it going on about? Transphobic twitch emotes what? How the fuck can emotes even be afraid of something, do these people even speak English?
>>382728540
>Gaul
remove gaul
>>382728573
Not really. You can have a good story and good gameplay senpai.
You're assuming I play shit like uncharted. Deus ex, metro, witcher, shadowrun, dishonored etc are some games i've played recently.
If I want ONLY gameplay il go play a multiplayer game.
>>382728637
Yes?
>player blatantly hacks and cheats
>americans clap
No wonder there are so many aimbotters on american servers.
>>382728565
>Not being a teenager that cares about reddit anyway even remotely
>Not giving a shit
Life is good for us Gen X'ers. We'll probably live way longer too since we aren't having a hissy fit over every thing under the sun that doesn't even begin to matter.
>>382728540
Wow, what an asshole.
>>382725351
For what fucking purpose.
>>382728713
I don't understand how this would have any remote effect at all, but okay.
I'm a quiet person anyways, so I really don't see how it's an "easy solution".
Solution for what even? I'm just watching people speedrunning through games.
>>382728804
No u. Also, already corrected myself.
>>382728540
Dan is a twitch oldie, they ain't doing shit. the emote is making fun of titty streamers, not men in dresses
>>382728860
guaranteed american trying weak bait
>>382728671
From what I can gather a trans man/woman thing appeared on screen for a second and twitch chat went nuts posting an emote that looked like a dude with boobs and a moustache. Trans was offended by the emote, which I think could've been seen coming a mile off and now wants it banned or something, I dunno.
>>382728540
are you kidding me
danSexy is a joke at titty streamers, not even a sub btw
>>382728540
which emote even is it
post it cause im not a twitcher and cant recognize names
>>382728637
>>382728758
>Comparing formatting a post from 8 years ago to today
You could've just told us you are retarded instead of providing an example.
>>382728540
Real talk, will this tranny have power to even do anything? I mean trans fucks have a huge pull these days.
>>382728929
You can see it on this image: >>382725194
>>382725424
WEW WTF
>>382728758
>I guess moot was reddit too
who?
>>382728852
>You're assuming I play shit like uncharted.
No. I'm assuming you play shit like you just mentioned.
>If I want ONLY gameplay il go play a multiplayer game.
The fact that this is where you think the gameplay is speaks volumes about your authority to speak about this subject. Read a book for once in your life.
this game might suck but this speedrun is amazingly good
>>382728973
The only thing Proto can do is pull his hair out
>>382725653
because it's his emotes. Emotes that people paid hard earned money to use.
>>382728637
>>382728929
>danSexy
>>382728951
Last time I checked this was still the same website with the same posting format.
>>382728540
>wants an OG to be banned because of a harmless twitch emote
>develops an irrational hatred to this random dude because transphobic shitposters used it to troll
and I thought we were the bad guys
>>382726504
no problems famalamshamdamakamisama
>>382728758
Interesting, thanks for explaining people's stupidity a little better than they likely would. That probably would be the extent to which I care about what "reddit spacing" even is and you left it at that so truly astonishing actually.
Also I just interpret any mention of reddit as millennial shitpost speak for when yet again they don't actually have anything to contribute and just want to shitpost....again. Anything to avoid making an original post that doesn't really on some vague meme or something, like fuck gotta be careful there.
>>382728921
Remember, to mentally ill internet justice warriors, context doesn't exist and their interpretation is always in the worst faith possible.
You could ask one if they wanted a cookie and they'd snap asking why you're sexist because cookie was used in the 60s to refer to women.
>>382728990
idk some nerd lol
>>382729041
Looks more female than protomagicalman
https://twitter.com/princesaproto
Wonder what the grand potato posts there
>runner admits to being glorified lper
>>382728983
>>382728984
i got it confused with BCWarrior which was way better (rip)
>>382728902
Relax. I was making joke about your spelling mistake.
>>382728773
Just think dude, you could be the first! Why let your dreams be memes?
>>382728910
Do you know what run?
>>382729032
So what? He doesn't control what happens outside of his own channel. Thinking he would be mad that people moderate their own channel the way they want to moderate it is ridiculous.
>>382729041
delet this right now!
>>382727487
I'm in this position because I'm poor as dirt, my parents failed to raise me and I live in the middle of nowhere. I'd love to have a sub-normie lifestyle where I'm supporting myself but it just doesn't seem likely.
>>382728758
No anon.
This is reddit spacing.
Not a single line break.
It means not being able to form a coherent paragraph and continue from one sentence to another.
they basically made a genius first person parkour version of the Tony Hawk games and then gutted it by adding a gayass story
>>382729104
That's still there.
>>382725957
The default fov is 60. This is what the game is intended to be run at. Matt is using 90 as his fov.
>>382729145
Christ, you're stupid.
>>382729002
Okay. Then what should I play to be a real gamer, SNES games only?
Multiplayer games are literally just gameplay. No cutscenes, story etc. You just jump straight into the gameplay.
I do read books, not as much as before but stop basing your entire argument on assumptions.
>>382729179
>>382729179
>>382729179
New thread
>>382729117
I wasn't taking any offense.
Did I come out with seeming cross?
>>382728758
How will "reddit spacing" parrots ever recover?
>>382729041
wait hold up bitch HOLD UP.
ISN'T THERE A TRANSGENDER SINGER THAT WON EUROVISION WITH A BEARD
EMOTE IS NOT TRANSPHOBIC
>>382729042
Yeah and it's not like they could've picked up that way of formatting a post from somewhere else right.
>>382729142
Nope, I just literally scrolled up about 20 posts and figured it out...
>>382729069
how do these people exist?
they want the entire world to change cause one thing offends them
>>382729204
Christ, you're stupid.
>>382729190
cant use it in chat though
>>382729041
DEEELEEET THIS
>>382728540
Gamer Gate wasn't enough
>>382729204
Explain why he should be mad that another channel is exercising their authority within their own jurisdiction so to speak.
>>382728637
>>382728758
It's the twitter effect too and that it's capped an entire generation to 140 word blurbs of utterly nonsensical meme posts, replies, retweets (gotta use somebody else more clever's words cause fuck me writing is hard) and stale reaction images. None of these people know what a real conversation is actually supposed to look and sound like and are likely afraid of paragraphs of 141 characters or longer that isn't arguing, complaining or being offended about something actually trivial. They probably instantly know when a post is longer than that all important 140 twitter limit too.
>posting an emote in the twitch chat that was created for the twitch chat is "offensive"
Cry me a river, fucking tranny
>>382729180
That doesn't apply to >>382728457, why call it out?
>>382729226
>ISN'T THERE A TRANSGENDER SINGER THAT WON EUROVISION WITH A BEARD
oh shit m8 i think you're on to something
Man this thread sure sucks at talking about GDQ. Talk about surprising......
>>382726905
edging on the mirror's edge, edgemaster eddy
>>382729413
...whoa... ur right......................
>>382729413
Maybe people shoulddonate
>>382729208
It's not about being a "real" gamer. It's about appreciating the entertainment in the spirit of the medium. Any instance where control is taken away from the player, whether to show a cutscene or slow down the pace so the player is exposed to the narrative the developers are trying to show, brings the game further away from the concept of a game because it lessens the amount of interaction. The less relative time you are actually interacting with the medium the more you're just watching a movie or "experiencing" a visual form of entertainment if you want to get nit picky.
Story and gameplay are opposite forces. Some developers can mask this quite elegantly, but it does not change the fundamental principles.
>>382729413
t. tranny
You heard him, no more bad RNG for the rest of the event.
>>382729767
loool
>>382729767
princessproto
>>382724898
https://twitter.com/mde_never_dies/status/881417277538783233
>>382729767
more like princesspotato
>>382729868
>>382729998
gottem
>/v/ loves traps
HOW
ABOUT
THIS
https://clips.twitch
tv/RichImportantEggnogAMPEnergyCherry
>>382730178
You should learn what the word trap means. Just think about it for a few seconds.
>>382729892
lol what... context?
Please let me have the last post.
>>382730657
no way fag
>>382730657
No.
>>382730657
No.
>>382730657
Sure, kid.
>>382724484
Tasmalleo is a fucking nu male beta cuck faggot who needs to kill himself.
last for PRINCESSproto