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Now: Mirror's Edge
Next: Mirror's Edge Catalyst
After: Donkey Kong 64
Stream: https://www.twitch
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Schedule: https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
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My mind wanders
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first
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Video games suck
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>family donation
C U T E
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>>382721265
my face is tired
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THANKS MOM
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nth for glitch
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>>382721226
How was Mirrors edge 2
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EHHH, MAJI? EASY MODO?
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It's fine!
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sequence breaking counts as a glitch
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BROKEN
LIKE
GLITCHED
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TUUUUBBESSS
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based """anonymous""" coming through again with the big bucks!
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>ginganinja
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how to be a tranny in 2017:
>grow your hair out to shoulder length
>wear a dress
>bonus: if you're really willing to put the effort in, dye your hair to a wacky color
there, you are now a bonafide woman
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Nigger trannies when holly shit white trannies are a no go
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HOW LONG TILL EVERYONE IS BANNED?
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Couch guy is fucking great.
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>couch guy
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any more of these edits?
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*smacks tongue*
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Who is the guy on the couch that's being a cheeky cunt? The runner keeps losing his shit and keeps getting mad.
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Reminder that Pitchford will be dropping by during a gearbox game
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>>382721298
this cannot continue
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need more safespaces
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first for triggered nerds
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>>382721226
this shit isn't funny anymore
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>>382721385
B-BUT ITS JUST F-FRIENDLY BANTER!!!
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>>382721327
Mirror's Edge 2 is up next
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>>382721335
Not his fault :^)
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>>382721327
Nobody remembers it even came out.
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>>382721339
JETPAAAAACCCK
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THREADLY REMINDER THIS WAS WHEN GDQ HIT THE POINT OF NO RETURN
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>>382721393
adam was pretty cool too bad he offed himself
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Why the fuck doesn't the runner join in the glitch jokes with the couch guy? Is he that oblivious?
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>>382721405
That's BADASS
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>>382721350
>gingernigger
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when's MY BOY on the schedule again?
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>>382721327
Weak. The open world was boring. Actually the whole game was boring.
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>>382721327
The game? Absolute dogshit.
The run? I dunno it won't start for like 20 minutes.
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this runner looks kinda like cosmo
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>>382721385
>keeps getting mad
How do you know? Do you know them personally? What is friendly banter?
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>this run
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The glitch police guy needs to stfu the joke ran its course IT'S ENOUGH
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>>382721417
more anime avatars
autists dont understand banter
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giv qt parkour techwear gf
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why wont they let us have fun? you can launder money and have fun at the same time
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>>382721417
holy shit, is anyone in twitter a fucking pussy?
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>>382721472
>>382721440
>>382721478
damn son
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>>382721448
kek
what even was it?
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>>382721443
>asian
Ew.
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>>382721487
Beautiful.
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>>382721446
WRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY
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Ok I asked this in the previous thread but what is up with the high amount of transgenders and gay people in video gaming? It feels like they've exploded on to the scene in the last year or so it's insane. I don't even hate transgenders and gay people but they're explosion in popularity is fucking weird to me.
It's like the Jews with Banking, Government, and Media.
Seriously what the fuck is going on?
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Post waifus you would glitch
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>>382721443
it's just an ugly dude in a girl's school uniform
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>>382721417
>*sigh*
>*smacks lips*
>...that sounds like a glitch to me.
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>>382721443
source?
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>>382721350
CHINGER CHANDER NIGGER DAGGER
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>>382721369
>>382721375
>beating the same joke into the ground
I think reddit is more your speed if you like this. You can upvote all the memes you want over there!
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IGNORED
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>>382721459
maybe, i mean just maybe he doesnt like jokes that are getting repeated every 10 seconds
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>>382721525
Try Deadlight if you want Parkour.
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Is this going to be THE speedrun.
>I'd really prefer it if you didn't glitch
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ITS HEATING UP
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>>382721443
source please
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god tier run
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Hope it's okay if i just leave this here..
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>BUT I'M WILLING TO COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU
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KEK COUCH GUY GOT SHIT ON
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>>382721552
There's already a glitch coming out of her butt.
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>>382721542
PHAAZZZOOOOOONNN
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>that voice crack
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>I completely agree, but I'm going to ignore you
THE MADMAN
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FUCKING REKT
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>I'm going to ingnore you
ANNOYING FAT FUCK FEDORA TIPPER BTFO
ANNOYING FAT FUCK FEDORA TIPPER BTFO
ANNOYING FAT FUCK FEDORA TIPPER BTFO
ANNOYING FAT FUCK FEDORA TIPPER BTFO
ANNOYING FAT FUCK FEDORA TIPPER BTFO
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"I feel like the whole integrity of speed running is at question here." - based couch man
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>i'm going to ignore you
Sick
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>>382721551
It's a fad. Jump on in, anon. Everybody's doin it
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>>382721639
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>>382721639
Man fuck the GDQ staff for this.
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>>382721526
Touhou plushie, specifically Reimu
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Guy on the couch is pissing me off
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FEDORA BLOWN AWAY
HOW CAN HE RECOVER
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>>382721426
I like the couch guy, him accusing the runner of glitching constantly is fucking great. Just wanna know his name.
>>382721483
Friendly banter isn't raising your voice purposefully and obviously getting angry and telling him to stop several times.
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>>382721639
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YFW "I WOULD REALLY PREFER YOU BE QUIET"
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These two are the best couple of SGDQ.
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>>382721405
What game is that?
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this doesnt look intended
are you glitching?
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CaringDelightfulCobraHassaanChop
>that voice crack
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when is rabi ribi?
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GLITCH POLICE OFFICER HERE
THIS IS THE DAILY GLITCH CHECK-UP
PROVE THAT YOU'RE NOT USING ANY GLITCHES OR BE ARRESTED
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Trouble in paradise
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>>382721703
Why? Explain please.
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>this chat
Is this what happens when you give attention-starved 10 year olds an internet chatroom? Jesus Christ.
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>>382721639
alright scum, get away from that fun before I shoot
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>Lip smacking and grunts of disapproval
Losing my shit
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>>382721457
[Citation needed]
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>>382721639
END OF RINE
___________RINE ENDS HERE___________
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>>382721525
Yeah I went in with low expectations after basically not paying for it because I have that stupid EA subscription and I STILL felt ripped off.
Dice went back into full "Do everything EXACTLY how we tell youif we remember to tell you what to door you'll just fail the mission instantly." mode.
Add in one of the worst, most restrictive open worlds I've seen and having to UNLOCK THE FUCKING MOVES and it was just terrible.
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>AYO HOL UP
>SO U BE SAYIN
*noclips through door*
>U BE SAYIN
*out of bound to next chapter*
>AYO HOL UP U SAYIN
*smacks lips while wallkick spamming*
>U BE SAYIN GLTICHLESS HAS GLITCHS?
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>>382721551
basically it's the jews and how young children who play video games are easily manipulated. they are essentially using vidya to recruit for their perverted communist goals
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>>382721812
They banned a fucking touhou plushie from being on the couch literally only because no fun allowed.
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>>382721673
Why go to twitter when we have retards taking banter seriously right here?
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>>382721648
Don't make fun of Liz's tail
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>>382721752
"She" doesn't look that great when "she's" at any other angle.
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>>382721739
Except he never once said for him to stop.
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>>382721752
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>382721752
sauce
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You're not using any glitches, are you anon?
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>>382721752
Sauce?
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>>382721806
N-no glitches here officer I can assure you.
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Is this another meme in making i witness right now?
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T b h, aside from couch guy, this run is actually pretty entertaining
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>>382721912
is this the beginning of an epic new meme?
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>>382721752
Fuck yes, fapping as I type
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is the audio off or does this motherfucker sound sped up to 1.25-1.5x speed?
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They should rename the category to "clipless" or something, since that's the only glitch he's not really abusing
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PLOT TWIST: Proto is just a transvestite
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HMMMMM
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>>382721851
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THIS IS SCIENCE
https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
>https://www.strawpoll.me/13350518
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>>382721920
Yeah captain lithp autismo is sure fun to watch
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this section made me turn the difficulty from normal to easy
fuck those guards
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>>382721752
source
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>>382721639
i can't tell, is that the huge one?
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Fuck everyone who played Mirror's Edge and whined about how much they wanted an open world
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>people getting triggered by a planned shtick that rehashes the same "uhh that looks like a glitch" joke that after the 15th time is blatantly obvious and unfunny
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>>382721912
literally the end of speedrunning's integrity
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>>382721920
ME runs are always good.
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WAS GLITCH
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>>382721806
Sorry officer, but death warping is not glitching. Am I free to leave now?
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>>382721893
Gonna need a sauce there buddy.
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>>382721551
You Nazi shills are so unintelligent it's hilarious. This shilling format of posing loaded questions filled with lies is so transparent that it truly takes a double digit IQ to employ it as a strategy.
>>382721864
I'm positive you replied to yourself here too.
>>>/pol/
Holy fuck it's like satire how dumb you all are
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>>382721901
Except he did. He told him "It's not one of the major glitches so it's ok so just stop."
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Fuck I'm gonna go run Mega Man 2 zipless now
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>>382722003
What about indifferent, but___ bullied?
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>>382721915
I sure hope not......
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>>382722017
no its not
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>>382721806
IT'S NOT MY FAULT
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>>382721448
>Uyama not being an anime fag.
Good.
>Uyama getting paid an absolute shit ton of money to stay home with """"mono"""" all while simultaneously killing every bit of fun in gdq
Not ok.
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>>382721806
Not my fault, the programmers were asking for it
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>>382722003
There you have it. Based couch guy is not a bully.
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>>382721752
Guess I'm fapping
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>>382721975
It's actually not
There's a glitch in Mirror's Edge where for 1 frame in a wallrun you can kick off and fly a giant distance. It's easily the most important glitch in the game and people bind it to scroll wheel so it's totally consistent and use it constantly.
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THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION
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>>382721752
wait a minute
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>>382722003
>not bullied in school
you're all a bunch of fucking liars
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>>382722003
Should just be "annoying, not annoying and neutral". Remake it anon.
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>>382721806
I swear officer! Wavedashing is intentional!
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>>382721912
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Is Blechy at the event?
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>there's no porn of Faith having her ass licked by her sister
what the fug. that's the most obvious idea.
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>>382721975
There's already a "no major glitches" category for this.
The only difference with this guy is he invented his own arbitary rule set and called it glitchless so he could get an easy world record.
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>>382722134THE JOKE BECOMES FUNNIER WITH REPETITION
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>>382722067
Stop getting mad at shit over the internet faggot
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>>382722152
this is some mighty fine projections
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>>382722003
But what if i was the bully?
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>>382722104
I'd hate to have too....
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>>382721912
THAT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ITS INTENDED TO ME
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>>382721376
Sure i saw one for this guy
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post >yfw he breaks the WR
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>>382722152
Silly Hisa, you don't need to be bullied to turn into a /v/irgin.
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>>382722190
I fucking hope and pray.
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5 MILLION BITS
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>>382722134
it's called the rule of threes so yeah it does
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>that body language
is he our guy?
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>>382722250
>CRINGE
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>>382722229
Hot busty asian with cat ears licking a dildo.
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>>382722152
mfw I was the bully
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Trick?
You mean gltich?
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couchman is assblasted right now lmao
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>>382722250
BASED POISONEDAI
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>>382722152
I was 6'3 Freshman year of high school. People just ignored me. Friendless does not mean bullied.
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post yfw glitch
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Forgot about those shitty Esurance cartoon cutscenese
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Holy shit blindfolded Marjora's. I hope to GOD that gets fucking funded.
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I gotta give the consoles comment to him though
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>>382721551
>I don't even hate transgenders and gay people
Why not?
Its a free country. Hate anyone you like, for whatever reason
Why is it bad to hate things again?
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Apparently Twitch takes 23%ish off all bits bought. Can someone with autism tell me how much twitch will make from 5 million bits?
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CONSOLES BTFO
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>>382722134BOB SAGET RAPED AND KILLED A GIRL IN 1990
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>>382722229
Sexy asf asian Girl( male?) sucking a dildo.
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fucking fatass in the couch holy shit
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Wait. But that looked like aGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLIIIIIIITTTTTTTCCCCCCHHHHHH
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20 mins until this fat shit goes off with his unfunny banter
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>>382722349
>stephen colbert.jpg
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>>382722152
I did a bit of both
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>>382722267
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>>382721226
I wanna put my face in dat pit
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>>382722364
>He doesn't know
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mercy kill the joke already holy shit
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>>382722152
I got 1 (one) wedgie in 4th grade and i fought the guy and he ended up expelled
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p a u l d e n i n o
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>>382722345
Were you bullied before high school?
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>>382722372
I hate anime
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>>382722363
Yea, that was the only thing I didn't like about the game. Felt so out of place and lazy.
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My """"wife""""
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Gotta give props to ginger, he seems shaky at the start, but then realizes fat guy is just jelly and poses no real treat cause he's a pussy and start to do good in the run.
Fat man is absolutely assblasted.
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Who is this 40 y/o man child on the couch that keeps chiming in? He's fucking worse than that dog collar wearing cunt that got assblasted at a previous GDQ
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>>382722373
twitch doesnt make shit, its amazon
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>glitchless
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2 GLITCHES?!?!?!
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SOMEONE STOP THIS MAN
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>i jammed my head into the ceiling
>you mean you clipped it the-
>i jammed my head into the ceiling
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>>382722469
>THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>STILL
>GOING
>ON
/ourguy/
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CLIPPED HEAD
UNINTENTIONAL
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>>382722424
the fuck is with that guys neck
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I just kinda GLITCHED it there
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>>382722441
TriHard Cx
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>>382722152
I was prime bully material in high school yet it never happened to me.
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really milking this joke
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>>382722373
That's about $61,500.
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>tfw the runner fucking glitches in front of you
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>>382722373
10% of 5 million = 500000
20% = 1000000
1% = 50000
3% = 150000
23% = 1150000
not hard sperglord
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New poll:
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350580
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350580
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350580
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350580
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>>382722456
People can only be on the couch if the runner invites them, brainiac.
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>>382722373
1 bit = 1 cent
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GLITCH
L
I
T
C
H
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this guy on the couch is so fucking annoying and saying the same tired jokes
how did any of you think he was based?
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Fucking glad I tuned in to this one.
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GEE
T W O GLITCHES?
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B A N N E D
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At first i was all for couch man,but hes telling the same joke over and over.
I dont care if it was planned or not, or if theyre having fun, its getting old.
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>>382722364
I'm torn between supporting the colonization and death of europe or seeing a sick trick run
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>>382722469
PUT DOWN THE GLITCHES DONGAL DRUMFS
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>>382721551
It's just insecure closet transgirls and faggots, pay them no mind.
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>newfriends think couch guy is bad by gdq standards
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>>382722551
this
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does this count as harassment
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>>382722050
If you mean the girl that's Elizabeth Bathory from Fate Grand Order
If you mean the artist then I don't know
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>>382722152
>/v/ in 2017
>not normie central
We taking over
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>>382722551
>how did any of you think he was based?
You expect /v/ to have a sense of humor?
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For those wondering, here are the rules for Glitchless
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mmm, Valves
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>>382721472
Is it worth a pirate at least?
>tfw pirated first game and liked it so much that I actually gave EA money
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I mean clipping your head through the ceiling to trigger a checkpoint is clearly a glitch
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>SGDQ and twitch really banking on bits
>chat spams so fast nobody bothers
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STOP USING GLITCHES REEEEEE
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>>382722494
Speedrunning does that to you.
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>>382722629
no clipping
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THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW AND LET ME SEE THOSE GLITCHES
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>>382722373
They don't really take 26% from the receiver of the donation. The person donating pays the 26%, only negatively impacting them. It makes no difference to the streamer whether or not the donator uses bits or streamlabs direct donations. However, it does matter to twitch cause they want their extra revenue cut.
The added benefit of twitch bits is that Twitch guarantees they wont let someone fuck a streamer with chargebacks.
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>>382722610
Ah, mobile trash, what a waste.
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>>382722630
That was fast
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>>382722629
So he did glitch
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>>382722372
Is that you.. Yurunon? From /trash/ days? You know the general there.
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>>382722629
>No clipping through solid objects
B A N N E D
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>>382722686
Todd?
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>>382722630
You can't trick me!
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>>382722578
Do you live in europe? Would you get enjoyment out of watching someone play majora's mask blindfolded?
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>>382722682
He's not clipping through solid object though. He's skipping them. Not exactly the same. Checkpoint abuse is allowed.
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>sister walks by
>asks why are you watching a bunch of dorks play video games
>I tell her its interesting to see how quickly they can finish them with exploits and that
>she just rolls her eyes and says "This is why you're a 20 year old virgin"
It fucking hurts bros
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>>382722686
You're one to talk Todd
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>>382722682
No clipping through, clipping into is fine.
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>>382722695
At least you get some nice things out of it.
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Be honest /v/: How many runs have you fallen asleep to so far?
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>>382722494
he tried to skip bone development but got bad RNG
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>>382722792
She is asking for the D dude.
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>>382722651
It wasn't his fault.
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>>382722629
I see couch guy is 3rd in that category
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>>382722792
Funnier the first time.
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>>382722792
Ask her to solve your virginity problem
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>>382722610
Stop playing kusoges.
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>>382721408
Why are we still here; just to suffer?
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>>382722792
You should have fucked her
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the guy is a fucking memelord
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>>382722686
OFFICER I SWEAR THIS IS INTENTIONAL
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>>382722719
h-h-he's not considered a s-soild object.
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>>382722792
rape her, that'll show her
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>>382722792
fuck her
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>>382722808
one
I fell asleep last night during guacamelee
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>>382722792
>>
>>
>>382722757
But he clipped his head through the ceiling, which is a solid object
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>>382722792
Lose your virginity tonight. Fuck your sister
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>>382722792
Tell that roastie cunt to shut her crap
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>>382721489
not his fault the runner keeps GLITCHING
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>>382722754
Its not the entire game. Its just the final fight.
>>382722792
That's when you pin her down & stick your Willy in her vagoo.
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>>382722667
They had a bit counter up earlier, I think it was up to half a million.
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>>382722792
post pics of your sister
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>>382722373
Assuming all bits are bought at max discount (25k for $308 usd) for minimum value: 81 bits per dollar.
Gross: 61,728.40
23% (plus tip): 14,197.53
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Couchguy is legit salty about not actually playing there.
>>
You all wanted autism and something to meme with, right? Couch guy is just giving you what you wanted since it looks like no one else will right now.
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>>382722792
lmao fucking faggot
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>>382722808
actually 1, but i was drinking a bit.
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SO CONFIRMED SANTA'S #1 HELPER IS A SQUIRREL
>>
>>
A R B I T R A R Y
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>>382722808
none
trying to fix my sleep schedule
trying being the keyword
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>>382722494
whoa, hey guys
welcome to eb games
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>>382722848
He'd be first if everyone else wasn't CHEATING and using GLITCHES!!!!
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>>382722792
>Posting it again because of the (you)s you got last time
Fuck off anon. THIS is why you're a 20 yo virgin.
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>>382722848
He must be so butthurt.
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>>382722792
Just rape her. That will shut her up and you won't be a virgin anymore, it's a win/win.
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Welp, he literally just clipped through a solid object, run invalidated entirely now.
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>>382722808
I was nodding off during the Okami run.
Today had some good runs though honestly
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PIPES HAVE FEELINGS TOO
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>>382722629
>Call the category glitchless
>Allow some glitches
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>>382722920
I wouldn't have it any other way
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>>382721417
>Pendulum is good background music for ME tho
He isn't wrong.
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>>382722448
there you go!
>>382722710
人違いよ
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>>382722792
She wants your cock but you're watching autists.
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>>382722936
Is Chibi /ourguy/?
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>>382722629
So who was in the wrong here?
Ginger Dude or Fat Sass?
It did seem like he glitched, hell, he passed through a guard. Does guards counts as "solid objects"?
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>>382722372
I don't hate them. I know I'm allowed to hate them. I'm just uncomfortable around them.
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What are you listening to while watching SGDQ /vmu/ today?
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>>382722936
[ autistic screeching ]
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>>382722902
He didnt go through. He just activated a checkpoint by making the checkpoint think he was there.
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>>382722936
the other autists are just as at fault for not telling chibi to fuck off with the behavior or off the couch
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>>382722936
I believe in Chibi!
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Couchman is so mad
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>>382722551
when watching a bunch of charisma-less nerds play videogame, you gotta take what you can get
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>>382722792
>exploits
NOT ON MY WATCH
>>
WOAH
NICE
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>>382722936
how has anyone NEVER PLAYED SM64 at this point?
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>>382722808
Fell asleep last night after MDK. Woke up to Super Monkey Ball Deluxe, then fell asleep after that run, and woke up during the Sonic block.
I'll have to watch the SNES block via VoD. I really wanted to see Darbian's run.
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>>382723005
>screaming internally
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The couch guy must be stopped.
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>>382722936
>Chibi alienating people by just existing
why would he go there, he's a laughing stock especially after the dick pics fiasco and cheating scandal destroyed his credibility with real speedrunners
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>>382723058
listening to glitch
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>>382722857
No!
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>notice those rats running this event
whoa!
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>Good ol glitchless
>rustling on couch
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>>382722936
I hope it's a fucking joke and he shows up better than all of them.
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>>382722990
its like maybe glitchless is a stupid category that a community decide what and what isnt allowed arbitrarily
dudes literally called out how stupid glitchless as a category is
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GINGER GUY PLEASE FLIP OUT
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Why are the Americans in this thread not engaging in freedom celebrations right now and watching these nerds instead?
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>think of donating $5 just to say how much I love this run and commentary, because everyone else on chat/Twitter seems to be shitting on it
>gateway error the moment I open the donation page
I guess I'm not donating then.
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Couchguy is the hero we need.
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>>382722990
Most speedruns have those rules because any% is just an out of bound mess.
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BIG RAT
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>>382722936
link video
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haha rats lmao so funny
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I want couch to rape me while making fun of me.
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>>382723172
because you can't figure out how dates work
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>>382723152
>Chibi has actual fans
Fucking yikes
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>>382723172
Its not July 4th yet.
>>
The runner is handling this well. I'm on couch guy's side but the runner is holding it all inside. Good job.
>>
WHO IS /OURGUY/ ?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350628
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350628
WHO IS /OURGUY/?
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>>382723049
The fat guy is making fun of people who say "BUT YOU GLITCHED!". He's making fun of the people in this thread who complain about glitches.
>>
COUCH GUY IS PROTECTING THE INTEGRITY OF THE GLITCHLESS RUN.
>>
That's a big rat.
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>>382723172
It's july 3rd in the only country that matters, third worlder
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>>382722914
>This "anime"
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>>382723187
Man up stairs is lookin out for you.
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>>382722792
better lop off your benis and turn into a "female" XDDD
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>>382722916
based anon
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>>382723224
You want him to be inside you? Like...you want him to glitch into you?
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>>382723172
thats tomorrow you dumb yurop
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>>382723193
So it's more like a Any% no OOB run then?
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>>382723232
>>382723245
It's 4th of July in the countries that matter. You have my permission
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>>382723172
oh hey look it's an australian starting shit
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as a mtf who puts a LOT of effort into my looks watching the ""trans"" people at GDQ every year makes me cringe like hell
some people need to learn when they simply dont have the baseline genetics to come off as a cute girl
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>>382723267
UUUU
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>>382723240
You're only supposed to hate him ironically.
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>>382723058
new QoTSA track, it's a banger
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>>382722792
>Tfw I was able to groom my sister growing up to be right-wing, like video games, racist and have a dark sense of humor because she looked up to me
>She isn't an ugly or a socially awkward retard
She'll be a keeper for some lucker son of a bitch one day. He owes me.
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>>382723274
What's wrong with it?
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>>382723267
for you
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>>382721551
>Ok I asked this in the previous thread but what is up with the high amount of transgenders and gay people in video gaming
Video games are the best thing for men who have failed at life because you are literally emulating real life things, and men who are really sick in the head and fail at life sometimes seem to think they'd have it easier and might not die alone if they trick people into becoming the gender that has inherent value due to the way sex and pregnancy works and how that effected how humans evolved psychologically
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whats with speedrunning bringing out the trannies
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>>382722630
I'd like a source, por vavor
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>>382723073
He said it himself that he clipped Faye's head through the ceiling to hit that checkpoint
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>>382723172
>yuropoor education
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>>382723318
the us is and has been the only country in the world for a while now. you all belong to us.
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>>382723329
post butt
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>>382723172
We won't this year because when July 4 comes around, celebrating America would mean celebrating Drumpf and his irresponsible policies, we'll save independence day celebrations when this country is independent of this destructive, racist, xenophobic man.
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>>382723329
POST
PICS
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>>382723362
Shut up
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>>382723058
Gotta listen to that new Laurel Halo.
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>>382722936
Did he bring condoms this time?
>>
I'M FUCKING PUKING WATCHING THIS GAME.
VR version when
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>>382723240
I'm a fan of comedy and nothing more. The idea of chibi screaming like a retard the whole time but still winning would be pretty good. Of course him completely fucking up and making himself a laughing stock again is good too.
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>>382723329
post a pic and we'll judge
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>>382723267
That's a dead meme.
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>>382723224
>"What's wrong? I thought liked glitches well I'm just clipping into you."
>>
CG
COCONUT
GUN
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>>382722936
Is this talking about some bullshit side thing that won't be streamed or the relay race. If the latter, I don't see his name listed on the schedule unless he's going by some other dumbass name.
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>>382722792
>see this
>call sister into room
>explain to her what i'm watching
>she goes "ooooh okay....."
>explain donations
>Laughs and says "really?" then leaves
I don't know what to do with this information but I did it so I'll post it.
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>>382723363
Degeneracy breeds degeneracy.
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>>382723315
And other removed glitches because they are not fun, yeah.
Glitchless is a title for the run, not a statement on the state of the run.
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>>382723336
A cringey fucking omega beta? Of course you people like him
>>
>tfw no snacks left
>>
>Wait a minute...that looked like it wasn't intended...could that be...a glitch?
>Not according to the rules/it's not my fault
>*sigh* "Glitchless"
Repeat for 50 minutes, that's been this entire run.
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>>382723329
Yes, it's called having an Y chromosome, you have one too.
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>>382722584
Glitching Ted.......I should have known. Still pushing glitches in the old west I see? Sometimes a man just doesn't want to change with the times.... One more glitch for the road old friend eh?
Well not on my watch! Times have changed Ted! Game Design is better! Most games have dedicated engines! Glitches just ain't the same as when we ran together back in AGDQ 2014! Bonesaws done...... Narcissa's .....welll Narcissa's he.....she...... DONE MAKE ME DO THIS DAMMIT! IT DOESN'T HAVE TO GO DOWN LIKE THIS!
JUST PUT THE GLITCHES IN THE BOX AND NO ONE GETS HURT,
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>>382723437
Hothead pls go
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>>382722957
Chill man, I'm just shitposting
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>>382723308
It won't be my fault if he does it so it's okay!
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>>382723362
>because you are literally emulating real life things
how fucking retarded do you have to be to post this
Maybe, MAYBE 5% of video games are a simulation of something you could actually do. What are you supposed to do in real life that mario 64 is emulating? Or Halo?
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>>382722792
Hug your imouto
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>>382723479
just drink senpai
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Hey /v/ rate my butt
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>>382723521
h- he's fast!
>>
What runs were fun to watch so far this year
>>
A MAN ROBBED OF HIS GLITCHES
PUNISHED COUCH
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>>382723481
you're probably that furfag who got offended on twitter
>>
>>
Calling it now: the other coach guy will make a grand speech at the end.
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>>382723329
>Trans
>Hot
Unless you're from thailand or malaysia, you're lying to yourself.
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>>382723521
>Gliches
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>>382723329
Post pix.
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>>382722792
>Posting this same shit again
>>
Yeah I had to turn that off due to cringe levels going into the red.
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>>382723370
And it clearly does not count as actual clipping because he did it and he's first on the leaderboard. If the masters of the universes decided it's legal, it's legal.
http://www.speedrun.com/me/thread/ac026
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>>382723552
waste of 769kb
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>>382723551
all i have is wuh-waaa turr
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>>382723562
none
>>
>>382723552
Would tap/10
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>>382723363
Mental illness. The increase in trannies, in general, is nothing more than mental illness. I would bet muh dick that a large percentage of trannies, especially in the speed run community, are simply mentally ill individuals who feel that they have no place in normal society - and, by that, I mean, they have no mating partner.
>>
>this couch guy
holy shit when will the runner turn around and break his fucking nose, he sounds so sick of his shit
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>WHOA DID YOU JUUST CLIP THERE?
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>>382723552
I WANT ATTENTION
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>>382723552
I will rate your feet.
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>>382723564
Are you denying that's what this entire run was?
>>
>>382723172
I'm not a normalfag.
>>
>>382723543
dude you're on a site full of people who play fucking visual novels where they pretend to talk to an anime girl because theyve never had a girlfriend
wake the fuck up
>>
>>382722936
WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
>WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
>WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
>WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
>WHEN IS THIS RACE??? IT'S NOT ON THE SCHEDULE
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>>382723607
WATER > LIQUOR
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>>382723552
would inhale every fart
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>>382723552
wouldrubandwatchsgdqwith/10
>>
>>382723562
This one.
Monkey ball was interesting to watch as always.
Luigi's Mansion was a pretty good "just play the game really well" run.
>>
>>382722647
not really, its one of those games you pirate, play for 2 hours then drop and uninstall
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>>382722792
Did you brush your imoutos teeth?
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>>382722792
should've broke down and cried about being a virgin forever and begged her to help you out
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>>382723686
>>
>>382723353
its complete shit
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>>382723663
Maybe years ago but this place is normalfag central now.
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>>382723669
Might be incentive race.
>>
THAT WAS A 180
>>
When he calls time he's punching couchella right?
>>
RATE THIS RUN OUT OF/10
>>
>''360''
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>>382723669
When you finally kill yourself
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>360
That's a 180 sir.
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>Smacks lips after every sentence
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>>382723760
Clearly a 180
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>>382723760
Wait a minute that jump
>>
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RATE THIS RUN
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How did this shitty game ever get a shitty sequel?
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>>382723707
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>
>>382723779
glitch/less
>>
BUT THE-THERE WAS G-G-GLITCHETHSSS
>>
RATE THIS RUN 1 - 10
>>
>>382723779
Glitch/10
>>
Catalyst was the better game.
>>
Ginger dealt with it like a boss, even thanks the fat fuck. What a classy gentleman.
>>
>>382723731
>losing your pass
dumbass
>>
oh man this song
now i want to commit suicide via nostalgia
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>>382723732
How so?
>>
>>382723812
Glitch/10
>>
>>382723731
How did they lose their passes? Was it the GDQ staff that lost it?
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>>382723779
Couch Guy out of Ginger
>>
>>382723779
>>382723812
ARBITRARY/10
>>
>>382723707
for you?
>>
>>382723648
it was fun, the interaction between couch and runner was more dynamic than what we had so far, this is the thing that AGDQ lacks because everyone now has to stay quiet
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>>382723552
Look alright bro, but need pantless to really judge
>>
>first person hugging :3
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>>382723779
10/10. Sick tree strats, absolutely zero glitches.
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>>382723812
I enjoyed it out of 10
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>>382723552
would wedgie
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>>382723812
9/10
Aside from couch guy, it was pretty enjoyable
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>>382723760
It was a 360, he started with the 180, then the game forced him back forward, completing his spin.
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well meme'd brothers
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>>382723812
Guy dicking with his friend/10
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Glad that shit's over
bye fat fuck
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>>382723707
>Bane wears a mask to inhale fart fumes all day
it all makes sense
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why do people hate this game so much? I thought the run looked fun
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>>382723812
Glic9hless/10
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>>382723707
Is that why he wears the mask?
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>>382723812
Way 2 many fucking Glitchs/10
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>calls out the dude that didn't say a single thing through the run
im sure thats the final stage of no fun allowed
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>>382723812
intended/10
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>>382723779
unironically 9
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>>382723812
>>382723835
8/10
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>>382723852
same
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>>382723562
had zero expectations, no games I'm interested in and haven't watched a full run yet
so none
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>>382723779
PRETTY SURE THAT'S A GLITCH/10
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>>382723812
notasgoodasFreedomPlanet/10
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>>382723860
GDQ apparently did.
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>Words right?
kek
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If only ginger-kun calmly got up then pounced on couch-san.
>>
>>
>Player's name was Chops
>Spent the whole run bustin chops
POETRY
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>It's an N64 shit episode that isn't castlevania
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whoa they scammed 200k already?
is this the first day or something, I stopped watching these a couple years ago once the trannys took over
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>>382723731
If you lose your pass then that's on you.
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>>382723838
good thing it's being ran next then huh
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COUCHGUY IS THE HERO WE NEED
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BACK TO GLITCHLESS?
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>>382723789
It only looked like a 180. The game counted it as a 360.
>but isn't that a gli-
Wasn't his fault.
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did they get the easter egg incentive for Mirrors Edge 2?
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>>382723669
>Super Mario Series Warpless Relay Race
chibi's not on the list but i bet you he'll slide in like 2014
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One of the best runs so far.
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>>382723620
mental illness is often caused by people being told they shouldnt abide by their gender roles when they in fact should
mental health professionals are a bunch of sick fucks who drug kids because they feel bored at school or want attention
first it was ADHD drugs, now they're just letting tons of boys become girls because they recognize that girls get attention more easily than boys and they think gender is a social construct
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>>382722195
Not on speedrun.com there isn't? So what are you talking about.
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>>382723812
10/10
Couch guy really made this fun
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>watching a run with 2 autists literally arguing about how the game should be played
funny
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any over estimate runs yet?
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WHATS THE FAT GUYS NAME?
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>>382723896
People love this game, they hate the sequel.
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>>382723945
That's so stupid. They should get refunds.
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>>382723812
>>382723812
will be banned/10
too much fun
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>>382723842
Anon, you're retarded. They're friends And based on what the runner said at the end, it sounds like these were already jokes existing within the community to begin with.
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>>382723779
"glitchless"/10
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>>382723886
Doesnt count butt face
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>>382723965
GDQ apparently lost them.
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>>382723812
went from 9/10 to a 4.5/10
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>>382724009
Fattie.
Fat people has no name, they're just "fat".
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>>382723353
>Souless characters
>Forced siscon morals
>Brother constantly gets treated like trash
>Garbage ending
>Complete garbage personality for a main character
>Overall boring plot
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>>382723329
Fag you better post those pictures
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>DWOB
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Is cum nutritious?
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13350684
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350684
http://www.strawpoll.me/13350684
WHO DO YOU SIDE WITH
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>>382723848
>>382723860
>>382723965
>>382723945
>rumors
>>
>openly funding terrorists
gdq autists WILL defend this
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>>382723945
What? How?
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>>382723707
A lot of lung capacity for a hired gun
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>>382724030
And if you kept watching, you could see couchman was legitimately salty that it was the glitchless run that made the cut this year
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>>382723842
You do realize they are friends, right?
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>>382724012
well shit the wholte time I thought that was catalyst
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>>382723974
>>
danSexy
>>
guess i missed the best speedrun. went to visit my family because my aunt was over, stopped in for like 30 minutes. mom screeching at my dad to "shut up" kept telling me to be quiet, everyone was tense, schizophrenic brother walking around acting weird, my dad seemed depressed, aunt just doing her thing
got the fuck out of there and now back to my "real family"
whatever
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>>382723779
8/10
run was fun and couch guy is based
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>>382723779
180/360
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>>382723812
>>382723779
9/10, Mirror's Edge is a fun game to watch speedran because you can actually see the skill matter since the jumps and turns they do are super precise. Easily the best and most entertaining run of the event so far.
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>>382723835
7/10.
Tons of mistakes, the jokes were repeated too often (but thankfully they seemed to have realized this and calmed it a bit)
Overall a solid run.
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>>382724075
ebin
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>>382723812
7/10 Would've been better if the salty fat fuck didn't keep repeating the only joke he had in his repertoire
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Why does there have to be attractive people at GDQ. REEEEEEEEE
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>>382724161
Nice blog
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>Americans not understanding banter
Typical
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>>382724135
No that was the original.
Now maybe the catalyst run will be good, there are plenty of absolutely terrible games that make for cool speedruns, but unless they've got some cool glitches to dodge the invisible walls I kinda doubt it.
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I WOULD REALLY PREFER IF YOU'D BE QUIET
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>>382724062
This pretty much
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>more ocremix
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>>382724161
Where can i sub?
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>>382723896
nobody hates Mirror's Edge, it's a cult classic. the sequel was considered a letdown. I had high hopes for the series, sad but maybe this speedrun will be fun to watch!
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>>382723962
>N64 castlevania
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>>382724156
> You have been timed out for 10s (3 times) with reason: Automated by Moobot.
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>>382724198
Who?
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>>382724213
1 of these things does not belong
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>>382724213
>asian chub scored a twink
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>>382723985
It's also incredibly more profitable to push HRT than it is to deal with the underlying mental illness.
>>
What's with this kiwi killer's face?
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>>382724110
GDC has a similar policy. If you lose your pass, you have to pay for a new one (they're $1500).
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Post autism from past years
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>>382723779
That was unironically the best run probably of this entire event. The banter could have been better, but the fact that so many people got triggered by it made it worthwhile.
glitchless/10
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>>382724219
He looked pretty mad at times.
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>spikedvegeta and kiwikiller67
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>>382724213
>obese
>greasy ponytail
>fedora
Fucking gross nerds.
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This dude sounds 14
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>>382723835
>>382723812
The run was a 7/10. The commentary was a 1/10. The fucking joke got old the very first time
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one of the best runs coming up
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>>382724106
Runner BTFO
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>>382724213
what am i looking at here
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>>382723620
Plenty of people don't have "mating partners", anon.
That's a pretty autistic way of saying they're kiss-less virgins.
Even by then, that's pretty much some irrelevant shit.
Do you even have a "mating partner" yourself?
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>>382724257
The guy with the big muscles. STAY AT HOME NORMIES
REEEEEE
>>
>>382723985
>mental illness is often caused by people being told they shouldnt abide by their gender roles when they in fact should
Wrong. Let people abide to whatever role they want, just dont let them lop off their dick. Who gives a shit if a guy wants to be a herbivore? it hurts him more in the long run if you try and force someone to do shit they dont like. Teach them guys can like "girly things" and that's it fine to do so, but that it doesnt mean youre the opposite gender.
>>
70% sure that the guy in the right was in my German class
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>>382724161
Why haven't you dicked the bitchiness out of your mother yet?
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>>382723552
Post bulge
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>>382724315
Probably because he fucked up in spots
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>>382724323
Should have kept the quite.
>>
Hey /v/, would you let me fuck you?
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Wow Bobby Moynihan must really be out of work
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>>382724484
>>382724484
>>382724484
New thread
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>>382724323
Only thing missing is blueglass
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>>382724365
Back tracking 64?
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>>382722541
it's waifu sex sim tonight
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>>382724296
Why would you pay to go to GDC, they offer nothing useful regarding vidya design
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>white man with afro
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>Listening to my parents arguing about how much of a failure I am over the noise of the stream
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>>382724464
FUCKING.
THIS,
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>>382724407
i fucking hate her anon. she's an absolute cunt sometimes. often.
>>
WOW LETS TALK ABOUT DONKEY KONG SPEED RUNNING FOR THE 100TH TIME
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>texting while giving an interview
This nigga aint actually paying attention
>>
Why the heck did they take the amiibo base off that link figurine on the far left?
You're not fooling anyone into it's not an amiibo figure.
>>
Did people unironically dislike couch guy? As someone who's seen Mirrors Edge run several times their banter made the run more watchable for me
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>>382724464
>>
>that laugh
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>>382723732
But you get to see Meruru's nude child butt.
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>>382724447
I'd let you take my black materia
>>
>>
I'm gay but this is thread is moving so fast no one will know.
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>>382724513
i'm sorry dude
you'll be fine
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>>382724464
The thing I hate about his/her face is that she/he seems so fucking smug and I can bet real money that she/he is a super commie piece of shit.
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>>382724513
Don't just make a post like this and not give us the details.
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>>382724509
you mean jewish man, right?
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>>382724513
you're not a bad person. if they loved you they'd care. everyone is fucked up.
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>>382724509
>jew
>white
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>>382724619
>this white guy isn't white
Pretty pathetic
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>>382724508
Mostly industry networking.
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>>382724323
It was a quality run and the commentary was great and cringe
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>>382723261
That would make him a time traveler--which is a glitch.
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>>382724513
Record what they're saying and post it on vocaroo!
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>>382724513
You almost make me feel good for not having alive parents. Almost.
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>>382724323
What run was this? You've made me interested.
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>>382724509
still better than the bowlcuts everyone else has there
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>>382724585
It doesn't matter what you Boomers think, you'll all be gone in a few years. The best you can do is let people like what they want without becoming total degenerates. What's going to scar your kids more? An ugly tranny """"female""""" or a guy who happens to like gardening? Gender roles are fucking meaningless.
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how are you /v/?
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>>382724746
Uncle Adolf was putting Whites on trains?
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>>382724753
>male
WHHHHHHY?! YOU MADE ME ERECT YOU FUCK
>>
>>382724753cute
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>>382724378
Calling a spade a spade is now autistic. Thanks for the heads up. Regardless of any claims you'll make to the contrary, it's fairly well documented that many trannies originally began exploring HRT as an avenue for their fetish, and using historical cases of both HRT being used by fetishists as well as early cases of "gender re-identification" being utterly failures (and that's in addition to the Memorandum to Berelson which encouraged degeneracy and destruction of traditional gender roles as a form of population control) it's not a stretch to believe that the recent influx of trannies in male-dominated fields are a direct result of lonely individuals who are seeking companionship, and if they subscribe to traditional gender roles, it's not a leap to imagine that the lonely individuals would attempt transitioning in order to find companionship.
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>>382724916
Tired, but I want to see the catalyst run
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>>382724394
>"no peter you dont need to work hard and get a job, just marry some rich girl, you dont need to man up at all, i wouldnt hold you to some sexist standard"
>grows up with no skills and no one giving a shit about him
>"w-why are you a crack addicted tranny male prostitute?"
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>>382724875
the only good run so far
precise kino
>>
>HNNNHHHH
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>>382724916
I just wanna see talos.
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>>382724916
Feel like crying but it's not going to come out.
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>That autismo laugh.
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>>382724956
yes
are you gonna say polish aint white too
>>
>>382724513
Just get a job, put your all into your work, enjoy doing something productive, and contribute to society in a positive way. Make your work something you're proud of.
You're a valuable life. Treasure every moment. Give your folks a hug and tell them you love them. You never know when one of them will be taken away.
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>Wii U emulator
What?
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>>382724304
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>>382724916
pretty comfy
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>>382725115
gay
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Does SpikeVegeta suffer from some illness.
He has such a peculiar way of speech.
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>>382724895
im the guy you were replying to, not the guy who saidi no, but the reply before
im 24 years old and an atheist
>Gender roles are fucking meaningless.
yeah im sure raising people to act like their gender has NOTHING to do with whether or not they end up actually wanting to be a member of their correct gender
you're retarded
>>
>>382725115
HOly cringe. This isn't a DMC thread or an anime, kid.
>>
That guy is so disgustingly dirty.
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>>382724997
>grasping this hard
By your logic no female ever learns skills outside of housekeeping because they all expect to marry a rich male. Yet, we see females in all industries of work, and slowly taking over the industry in Eastern countries were gender roles were much more prevalent. Just admit you're a stupid /pol/tard.
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>>382724916
kinda cold and a little bored
waiting for the MEC run to finish so I can get back to other games
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>>382723329
p cute for an anime
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>>382724916
sad, i miss my bf
>>
>>382724738
>>382724619
pretty sure spike is hawaiian descent, we aren't jewsI think
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>>382724916
Not too bad my fellow yayacuck
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>>382725212
>>382725179
>>382725108
>>382724916
>>382724895
>>382724862
>>382724513
>>382724420
>>382724365
kys
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>>382725337
Trans fat confirmed
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>>382724916
Looking forward to the Catalyst run. I want to see what I missed out on, and then pirate it because I'm a huge ME fag, and then wish I didn't.I'm also feeling really shitty.
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>>382725115
Are you glitching?
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>>382725125
CEMU
>>
diddy shirt is subtle
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>>382725368
this
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>>382723465
kek, women aren't charitable
they're the most selfish things on planet earth
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>is a jew with an afro talking like a black guy interview
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>>382725368
>>
>High value
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>>382725257
>>382725202
Tryhard reddit queers. When did you discover this site? 2008?
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>>382725368
b-but i love you anon...
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>tfw started taking vitamin B, D3, and Zinc pills
>mood has significantly improved in just a few days
>>
>attractive guy
>doesn't seem to have autism
Run ruined
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>>382725594
Aw cmon anon. Looks like a chill guy,
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>>382725583
p l a c e b o
l
a
c
e
b
o
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>>382725283
>Yet, we see females in all industries of work
They have affirmative action dipshit
They literally get precedent over men despite having LOWER qualifications because of it, sometimes, and higher precedent at equal qualifications
And we sold mens work off to shitskins, so all we have left is a service industry which women thrive at because they're non threatening, if not inviting, to customers
clueless ass cucked weebs
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>>382725525
>Anon, you have the drill that can pierce the heavens, yo! Tell your parents your heart is an unbreakable golden sword of light and friendship! Be bold as FUARK desu! For Uncle Dante!! CUHRAYZEE, yo.
There, now am I speaking your language, 2014 poster?
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>>382725283
>expecting a nerd perma /v/irgin to know anything about women
All he has is google and what he sees out his mom's basements window, give him some credit.
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>>382725594
>>attractive
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>>382725583
Tell me more t. feeling shit all the time and confirmed for not being anemia
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>>382725594
>attractive
>>
>new game+
is this legal?
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>>382725683
vitamins are the literal opposite of placebo
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>>382725716
i was probably getting my dick sucked dry while you were in kindergarden, faget
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>>382725715
You're a cute guy. Retarded, inexperienced and dull, but cute.
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>>382723731
Werster's return?!
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>>382725725
You probably have low testosterone.
If you're in your 20s and can't grow a beard, and still look like a "boy", you definitely have clinically low test levels.
>>
Please let me have the last post.
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