SGDQ 2017

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Post your waifu!

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Is he right /v/ ?

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protomagical"""""girl"""""

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>>382718328

>>382718328
would fug desu

>>382718328
That guy that was just on. The runner.

>>382718361
>he

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Kill me

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>>382718328
My favorite fe(male) speedrunner

>getting banned for typing "IT'S AN AMBUSH"
T-thanks.

>>382718274
Are those her women pills?

>>382718328
thats a man

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>>382718328

>>382718328
>ThisIsFine.jpg

What a repulsive human being.

>>382718361
holy kek, is that real?

>>382718361
>jus b yourself

A reminder that fighting majora blindfolded on all masks is not impressive at all because fierce deity mask

>>382718361
>Be brave
>Literally have to be treated like a child or else it will kill itself.

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Why does SGDQ have such a hard-on for Meat Boy remixes during breaks? I swear they've played the same songs over and over.

Is that person a girl or a boy? I'm genuinely fucking confused.

That guy is pretty good at interviewing people desu

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Get on my level plebs

>>382718361
>her

>>382718328
Try posting a waifu first

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>>382718274
How long until wutface is banned?

>>382718328
WutFace

Reminder that trannies are fine as long as they aren't ugly

>>382718475
wow i edited this like 2 years ago

>>382718510
They're being sponsored by the new Super Meat Boy game

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>>382718361
>>382718410
>carolynpetit

>>382718475
i miss him

>>382718361
Oh I'm sorry, am I suppose to accept that a guy wants to cut his dick off and pretend to be a girl? Am I suppose to think that's a normal thing people do?

>>382718367
pseudomagicalgoy

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>>382718361
kek

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>Gorging yourself on pills to avoid reality
>"Sieze the day"

Itd be stupid if it wasn't already depressing.

>>382718274
Why isn't there a tranny count yet?

>>382718361
>CarolynPetit

I thought they fucked off, I haven seen them mentioned in a long time.

>>382718560
So, never?

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Favorite Run so far and why did you like it?
>explains how lazy the devs were with the good ending

>>382718328
the runner she was interviewing was much more attractive

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>>382718328

>>382718580
oh shit didnt even read the name, that makes it 10x better

>>382718586
Is he also banned for some bullshit reason?

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I love Mirror's Edge

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Daily reminder this was the beginning of the end

>>382718367
>be straight
>have better hair than (((her)))
huh, sjw have no fashion sense.

>>382718367
Kill it with fire.

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>>382718328

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>>382718429
Nice.

>>382718415
I want to stick my dick in that person.

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>>382718361
Of course he's right, that is legit brave as fuck. All these spamming alt right pieces of garbage are accidentally correct like broken clocks that he's not a woman just because he says he is, but he's still braver than any of these pussies. Being a tranny may be delusional, but at least he doesn't deserve to die like all these ugly neo-nazi pussies spamming harassment on the internet.

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>>382718367
>>382718361

>>382718419
>know full well it's a bannable offense to refer to trans people as traps
>still do it
Bruh.

>>382718246
>>382718451
he's not gay, he dated Ann on his p5 playthrough and called her "my girl". He just prefers 2D I guess

Why is the audience always so empty?

>>382718535
>phoneposting
No. I'd rather obliterate all of those on your level.

>>382718425
I think it's addy. Imagine all the drug busts the cops could do at SGDQ. So many pillheads all in one place.

>EASY

"these glitches arent allowed"
"these glitches are"

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>glitchless

>empty as fuck
>threads are slower
>more viewers than ever
so they're viewbotting right?

>mirror's edge glitchless
fucking why

I hate speedrunning now.

>0:54:00
SUMMER LONG PLAYS NARRATED BRISKLY

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>glitchless
WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT

>no tranny on couch this time

RELIEF

>Monkey Ball already happened
>no metal slug speedruns
>NO CONTRA
Literally nothing good this year except cheese05

>>382718627
Works for femfreq now instead of whatever craptastic website he worked for before

>>382718630

They both have the same haircut but he sure as hell wears it better.

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>/v/ still questioning why trannies and degeneracy are being shoehorned into all media like television, movies, and video games
>gets angry and tells you to leave when you tell them why

senpai....

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>look at all this cool shit I'm not doing because reasons
>but it's not even real glitchless lol

>I'm rubbing myself a lot
wew lad

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Isn't it like evening prime time in Ameriga? Why is the crowd nearing emptiness?

>>382718606
No, the chat is the most real and honest thing about this shit event. Without them this event is nothing.

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>speedrun
>not allowed to break the game to beat it as fast as possible

What's the point

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>why is it called glitchless

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>Easy

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>>382718708

>>382718704
There's a difference between bravery and stupidity. Have a (you)

>tfw can't watch catalyst because i haven't finished it
goddammit

>>382718361
Just being all trans and shit here in twitch chat

>>382718796
Well, the donations keep coming in.

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>easy
>glitchless
Guess I'll wait till the next run

>glitchless
>some glitches are ok though

Kek what

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ALREADY DEAD

>>382718662
What's happening? Is that from a fan or something?

>GLITCHLESS
>NO MAJOR GLITCHES

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Why are there no FtM trannies?

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>>382718328

OWWWH SHIT GUYS! WE HAVE A COUCH TROLL!

his own couch is shitting on him
this is gonna be a good run

how was the strider 2014 run? It was 4am in my country so I missed it

>>382718475
Where the hell is trihexx though ? it's been a long time

This is the most autistic runner I've seen by far.

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Reminder the hotel ran out of tendies because they could not keep up with the demand.

>>382718708
>Jay and Silent Bob

>>382718580
I didn't know Adam Sessler became a tranny

>>382718878
Transmisogynistic is the funniest fucking term, goddamn.

>glitchless

>uses glitches

every

single

time

retarded speedrunners

reminder that glitchless runs always have arbitrary bullshit
it's not new

>>382718879
Yea there is a difference. Putting yourself out there and trying to live a normal life in a relative spotlight even though you know tons of faceless cowards are going to slander you is bravery, not stupidity.

>>382718908
why would women bump the difficulty of their lives up to hard mode?

HE DIED IN PROLOGUE
I CALLED IT
EAT SHIT GLITCHLESSFAG

>>382718862
Yeah its 8:27pm here.
>>382718890
Yeah but they have 5x as many sponsors so the "donations" are really just payments aren't they.

>>382718908
who wants to be a man when being a woman gives you more attention

>>382718936
was super quick with a good runner & couch. 8/10 overall imo

Post traps
[Spoiler]and cosmo nudes[/spoiler]

>>382718361
>Be tranny
>Make dumb as fuck name as Carolyn Petit
>Petite
sure be taken seriously.

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>>382718328

>>382718950
>Paying $10 for any of that

Overprices and probably shit

>>382718862
because its glitchless

>>382718737
Who the fuck would want to watch this live? I WISH THERE WAS A "SUMMER SHITPOSTING DONE QUICK" I WANT TO SEE THE BEAUTIFUL ANONS WHO ARE AS BEAUTIFUL AS SON GOKU SHITPOSTING IN REAL TIME!!!!

>>382718950
People need their tendies, dammit!

>>382718949
makes sense seeing as he's from here.

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this couch is brutal, i love it

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That guy on the couch being a cunt lol

What's the story behind the chick that sat on the lap of that guy on the couch ?

>>382718950
>2 hot dogs
>$10

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>glitchless
Fuck off.

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This runner is so autistic.

>>382718950
Literally THE most shit-tier menu I have ever seen

>>382719031
That's what this is, it's the ultimate form of surrender.

>>382718863
Chat is cringe incarnate, any outsider would think gamers are mentally retarded reading it. It makes sports fans look like logical, intelligent, well-behaved people by comparison.

>MEMES XD

Kek this couch guy is trolling hard

The couch roast is real

>>382718908
Why on earth would a woman with every privilege afforded to her in this society actively elect to abandon those benefits?

>>382718580
That manjaw will haunt him for the rest of his degenerate life lmao

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Drink up, anon.

>>382718796
A ton of people are banned in the chat, for obvious reasons.
>>382718878
I'd rather fuck Chris-Chan here, at least he put in some effort

>>382718862
Because its a shit run.

BASED COUCH

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>This made it through
>Persona 4G was rejected
>Ninja Gaiden was rejected

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>this couch

COACH GUY IS GETTING KICKED SO HARD LOL

the guy on the couch is gonna get banned

drtchops is based

The guy on the couch is literally /v/

Literally /v/ personified on the couch.

>>382718908
There are. You literally cannot tell.

It's way harder to look feminine when you were born with a Y, unless you get really lucky. As you can see, most people at this event are not so lucky. And even if you do look good, there's the voice. There's always the voice.

>fat guy on the couch bullying the runner

is he, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>382718950
In a Utopia there would be an endless supply of tendies.

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SMUG FAT PIECE OF SHIT

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>>382718878
>CWC
>Elegant
>Tomboy

>>382718950
>>382719102
TEN

DOLLARS

FOR TWO

REPULSIVE

SAUSAGE

TUBES

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>Is dying a glitch?
>Shouldn't you play on normal?
>That doesn't sound legit

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>this couch bullying

Wat is the guy on the couch his friend or a legit cunt?

>>382718862
The side effects of overpricing an event in fucking Minnesota

>>382719123
literally all you need is chicken fingers & fries
100% serious

>>382719139
who is blueglass?

>DrTChops on the couch

BASED

Why the the speedrunners so autistic about what is a glitch and what isn't?

If you're going to call a speedrun glitchless, fucking uses no glitches whatsoever period

>couch guy actively provoking the runner
I like him.

>>382719019
Nah. Last (you) you're getting from me. You're coming on too strong. So you're either a bad troll or you're actually one of those idiots blinded by emotions.

>>382718950
>Give me the Wario.

>>382719179
>>382719184
Literally /v/

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>>382719157

this couch has no chill
holy shit

>>382719137
Why do all the people that decide to turn into trannies always look like crimson chin?

>>382718940
He at Anime Expo right now. He was streaming IRL on saturday at the con and fakku afterparty.

I am a tranny please give me (you)s

BULLY COUCH LUL

>this more autistic Rich Evans-lite on the couch
I can dig this

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>Coach guy is going to get banned

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>>382718878
bitch looks like she's in Meshuggah.

Couch guy is great

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>I prefer you be quiet INCOMING
You know what? when the twitch chat isn't being spammed to death it's actually pretty funny

The madman.

>>382719232
This is the world we live in now.

HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING GUY

>Mirrors edge
>2010
ITS FROM 2009 on pc REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>382719187
I'll allow it for now. He is roasting that gingersticc gently.

this autist is gonna flip out on our guy drtchops

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This is easily the best run so far because of the couch guy

Runner getting BTFO by the couch

>>382718274
I'm an autist, so tell me /v/ - is this just banter between the couch guy and the runner, or is the couch guy nastily pointing out the fact that the runner is shit?

>>382719007
Glitchless is without any no clip or out of bound and ect.

It's Glitch less not Glitchless

>EHHH, MAJI? EASY MODO?

guy in the middle has his arms folded in the "I want to speak to your manager" position.

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>That empty as fuck room
What the fuck isn't it prime time around now?
I swear that's the emptiest I've seen it in a while.

>sperging this long about "glitchless"
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

>>382719232
The best thing to ever happen to speedrunning.

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Holy shit this is the highlight of the entire event for sure

FINALLY SOMETHING FUNNY HAPPENING

>>382719271
please give me female penis

>>382718902

They used to bring a Touhou doll to every event and sit it on the couch, until one event mike "mike" jewama said it wasn't allowed any more and threw it away

>>382719264
Gee its almost as if its a mental illness, oh wait.

>i can do x
i mean, sure if you glitch
>b-but
Based fat man on couch.

HAHAHAH SO FUNNY GUYS DID U HEAR?

IT IS GLITCHLESS BUT U CAN STILL USE SOME GLITCHES BUT NOT ALL

BECAUSE ?????????

JUST LMAO xD

>A fun couch
>No tranny in sight

BANNED

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>>382719317
>or out of bound and ect.

This couch guy is cracking me the fuck up

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>So are you saying that is glitch....less?

I wish the runner was playing along with couch guy but this is fine.

>>382719240
>taking the couch seriously
he's joking you dingus

DRTCHOPS IS SAVING SGDQ
BLESS HIM

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>That mad fat fuck

He's so triggered

>>382719316
yes

>>382719337
it's not a nintendobabs game so noone gives a shit

couch guy is saving the day

>>382718535
>phoneposting
I'd rather not be on your level

The lispy autismo runner is how I imagine most of /v/ sounds

>>382719337
The only time the GDQ showroom is ever full is during Super Metroid

Couch guy = /v/

Streamer = Reddit

>Oh come on!
>It's fine. Don't worry about

K E K

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>>382718328
Best girl, coming through.

SO BANNED

AHAHAHA

imagine yourself as a businessman. you're walking across a skybridge thinking about your meetings that day.

you hear a noise like an elephant stampeding. suddenly an asian wearing clothes from a techno rave appears around a corner doing the oddest jumps you've ever seen, tucking her legs forward into a sitting position then magically straightening out into a run. she keeps jumping into the glass and shattering it. why won't anyone do anything? this woman has obviously escaped a mental hospital.

and then she was gone and you're left to wonder what the hell is wrong with people.

>>382719362
That was rude as fuck, I remember.

ARBITRARY

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I feel like the couch guy is about to go full Phoenix Wright Objection on the runner's ass

>>382719316
It depends entirely on whether or not the runner and the guy are friends or not. I assume they are.

COUCH GUY ON FIRE

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THE BANTZ

>Are you just doing these arbitrary rules because you have world record in them?
HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT
ABSOLUTELY BTFO

>>382719051
Petit is a real last name somewhat common here in Quebec.

>>382719207
Spot on Niko Bellic cosplay.

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>exploits dozens of bugs
>"It's not my fault :^)"
>"I'm pretty sure it's fine ;^)"

>Arbitrary rules

WHAT IS GOING ON

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This fucking guy

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>are you just doing these arbitrary rules so what you say goes

FUCKING. BRUTAL.

>>382719461
>getting crumbs on your bed
fucking disgusting

Did he even invite this fat guy on the couch?

>>382719401
>Thinking he's mad
Are you autistic

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I haven't seen something this savage in a while

I'd really prefer if you would be quiet

>>382719245
You're a mentally ill aspie treating replies like they're currency, I bet you think memes are funny too. Going on a stage when you know there's hordes of deranged, mentally ill hateful cowards armed with anonymity waiting to slander you is bravery. There's no question about it. Braver than anything you or anyone else on /pol/ have ever done in your pointless, pitiful lives. A guy wearing a dress is more of a man than anyone on /pol/, process that for a bit. You are the scum of the Earth.

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THIS FUCKING COUCH GUY

>already dead twice on easy
I think that fat guy is getting to him

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>being this assblasted his run got rejected in favor of the WR holder
jesus christ this transparent assmad couch guy

>>382719431
Super Metriod isn't even on the final day this year

This is pretty fun, I like the tongue in cheek of the matter. They're basically shitting on the meme category name that is "glitchless"

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>>382719213
tubes?

TUBES?

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBEEEEEEEEEE!

>all these people who don't realize that couch guy and runner have preplanned this
You dense fucks.

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Reminder of what sgdq has become

>>382718940
shilling fakku at anime expo

>/our guy/ absolutely roasting the runner and finally making this even fun

shame he's gonna get banned though

>>382719556
No fucking way, really?

>>382719583
truly an event for autists

>>382718691
That's a natural and correct reaction, have a (you).

>ARBITRARY RULES
this has to be in reference to cosmo, right?

>>382719552
>t. blackbeltginganinja

>>382719552
hello blackbeltginganinja

how the fuck do you all not know drtchops? hes there every year

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>le couch guy

I
WOULD
REALLY
PREFER

>>382719336
My guess is the room is cold af, and he does not realize how it looks.

>>382719461
>crumbs
I'd lick her clean

>Here's a trick that isn't a glitch
>Muffed "mmm" from guy on couch
Fucking lol

Someone smack that fucking fattie out of the couch.

fat guy has a point with the glitches though

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>glitchless run
>using glitches

What is that fat fuck's problem?

Hmmm, sounds like you glitched it

>>382718868
go to sleep

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>>382718328

WHO THE FUCKING IS JEWING WHO IN THIS STREAM!

that dude on the couch must be from here

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What would this fucking event do without the Super Metroid money

>>382719521
Maybe

>>382718504
LUL

LUL

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>>382719582
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES

GLITCHES

GLITCHES EVERYWHERE

So...how is that fall not a glitch?

>offers no commentary
>shits all over the runner
<redditspace>
so BANNED
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>>382718367

lol it's just two fuckin guys sitting there pretending to be chicks

lol wtf

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>Here's a trick that's not a glitch
>Muffled disagreement in the distance

This is very obviously a staged bit, why are all you idiots thinking this is real?

>>382719620
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
It's the day before, stuck before the all night FF7 run

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It's like he's being roasted by his dad while trying to run a game. hahaha

https://clips twitch tv/DeliciousCogentGazelleStrawBeary

For anyone that missed it

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>mfw actually not sure if couch guy and ginger runner planned this shitposting or if he's actually just destroying the dude

Please rename the category to No Major Glitches so that fat fuck stops crying

>>382719654
The run is certainly putting memegory zelda shitters on blast for sure

>>382719682
fuck off back to plebbit you faggot

S H O O K

>>382719707
They're friends. They're just joking.

>>382719232
Autisitc guy that was laughing way too much in GDQ events. He was like a mascot and was really commited to see as many runs as possible. He was asked to go in the back because the laugh distracted runners too much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBPEVxI534k

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>>382719582
>>382719746

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it's all an act, he's not being seirously rude, is to make their conversation more interested

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>Drtchops guy is saving the event.

Why is crossdressing banned from Twitch chat while allowed at the real location?

why won't this ginger dude just turn around and tell him to shut up?

>>382719809

/ourguy/

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>>382719809

>All of these people thinking couch guy is being serious

not intended huh

>>382719362
Why is the touhou doll not allowed?

>>382719809
This dude

Are they banning any and all vods now?

>>382719698
>>382719703
I know it's arbitrary, but these categories really did used to be called "no major glitches" not "glitchless".
Usually covers stuff that skips 50% or more of a game.

>>382719724
didn't they raise over a million in the last 6 hours in the last one?
smells like bullshit to me

>people here have problem with shitposting fat dude
?????

>>382719785

SO THIS....
IS THE POWER....
OF /V/ ?

>>382719809
*tips fedora*

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>>382719792
who cares, it's by far the most interesting thing to happen yet either way.

>>382719840
/v/ is autistic and doesn't realize that, what else is new.

They're both banned

>>382719245
>blinded by emotions
>i am not blinded by emotions you are!!!
I love how modern America has just thrown self awareness out the door.

If a glitch needs no input from the player, and the player merely needs to stand on his platform. Is it a glitch?

Fat fuck is overplaying the joke. it's time to stop

THIS GUY IS FUCKING PISSED

>glitchless categories are always a bad idea

Fucking kek

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>Glitchless run
>Every other move he makes is abusing a glitch

>>382719873
because plushies are degenerate

SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS GLITCHLESS IS A BAD IDEA

>>382719525
Running into gunfire knowing full well it will harm you is not bravery. It's stupidity.

Being unable to differentiate between deranged, mentally ill cowards and people who are offering legitimate criticism is just plain stupid, and so is immediately raising anyone and everyone to the level of "deranged, mentally ill cowards" regardless of what they say and the context therein. You're a child, and a retard.

this couch guy is a fucking legend

>>382719792
I wish I could gauge human interactions like this, the confusion is really annoying me.

>>382719809
>(And bully)
They honestly can't say shit to him. He wears it like a badge.

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>this banter

You guys calling them autists yet you're unable to tell that he's joking, are you sure you've been tested?

>>382719523
saved

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Twitch chat makes me lose brain cells. The mindless garble is a reflection of the sad state of modern young people. The future is fucked.

>>382719362
Oh fuck that's the Touhou doll?! What the hell

>>382719861
even if he's kidding the runner is visibly shaken

>>382719792
its planned
they're shitting all over the "glitchless" meme category

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>>382719820
Good thread.

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>>382719813
>this much fun will never happen again

the banter may be staged but him sucking sure as hell aint

>dying this much
sasuga

its only "glitchless" because he cant do major glitches

so is everyone at SGDQ autistic or tranny?

This choke

>this fucking fatass making the runner sperg-out

All my sides are gone.

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>>382719873

>Fun
>Allowed since 2014 and on

>>382719123
T.Europoor who will never ever eat brisket.

>>382719809

L I T E R A L L Y /V/

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>>382719901
i appreciate the tomato post

oh my god this entire speedrun was just a backdoor to shit on glitchless runs.

Couch guy is awesome but this runner sucks.

what even is a glitch?

CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE
CHOKE

>>382719853
i don't understand how the text relates at all to the image
i can hear it in my head
JAN-KEN PON!

>/v/ considers this "roasting"

What sheltered lives we are of presence in

>this shitter
I wouldve finished the game by now

savescumming inc.

>>382719724
wtf happened at SQDQ 2014??

>>382719885
>Spike literally called out all the anonymous donations of 1k+ that was happening in the last few hours of AGDQ 2017
I am honestly surprised to see him still around.

who cares if its staged?
its still the most funny thing yet

Looks like he might have to do this bit

THE INTENDED WAY

Anyone else feel uncomfortable watching this

Someone should speed rum dark skyes next year

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>Cosmo will die within the next 7 to 10 years
>Chris-chan will die within the next 5 years

Whenever I'm feeling down, I think about this and I instantly look forward to the future.

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Okay fat fuck, the joke got old already