It disgusts me that this piece of pedoshit have sold so mildly okay.
Nintendo needs to fucking burn for appealing to pedos.
That 3D modeled picture of an Inkling boy looking at the viewer.
I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS
>didn't own a wii u
>got a switch and preordered splatoon 2
it's my time to woomy and look good
Best thing about Spla2n is nerfed specials.
>>382714191
*yawn* casual garbage
Specials werent so special, besides its hype when a person can easily 1v4 the entire enemy team because of inkzooka. Splatoon 2 will probably be very very boring defensive game that no one wanna play.
>>382714174
>I LOVE FUCKING SQUIDS
I fixed it for you
>>382714026
neogaf please go and stay go. after your pedo mod (who spoke sgainst loli) was revealed to have a cp stash, I don't trust people who speak so hard against loli on 4chan for I feel they are the real pedos.
besides Nintendo goes to great lengths to protect real kids online
>>382713828
smash 5 will be stupid If an inkling is playable.
>>382714174
Mandatory
>>382714175
>look good
Look fresh you mean :^)
>>382714191
I am legit concerned that they're gonna make the game less fun thanks to that. It feels like they're falling into the comp trap, and that kills vidya.
DICKS AND CROWS! Hahaha! Remember guys? He said he would eat them... please laugh
>>382714330
Coordinated specials were MOBAshit garbage that ruined ranked game modes.
>>382714087
I always thought it was a girl.
>>382714391
>People who get mad at loli are actual pedos
When someone gets mad at nothing, they've always got something to hide.
See: Anti GooberGators.
>mfw Splatoon 2 has OVER 800k in PREORDERS
>in JAPAN ALONE
>>382714361
>I LOVE FUCKING SQUIDS NOW
>I LOVE FUCKING KIDS NOW
What did Nintendo mean by this?
>>382714526
They were way too good. Tower control was such a clusterfuck.
I think the game will be better for it.
>>382714550
Yeah im bored of it too.
It is the only meme splatoon have?Also where´s he now?
>>382714174
>artists that make the spats shiny
Love it.
>>382714919
They're outright taking away things the first game had. No game is ever better for that.
>>382714753
They are sexy.
>>382714653
factually untrue, one retailer is projecting it at 800k sold on release
>Splatoon 2 is going to be a massive hit and /v/ can't do a single thing about it
>>382714174
Me too. Post some squid doujins.
>>382715246
Invincibility specials as well as attack/defence up gear were a cancer on the game and it can only be a good thing that they are gone
what time is the direct for europe?
>>382714174
>that nipple
>>382715540
I loved having full def gear, it made people on /ink/ so mad.
How does the gear system work in 2?
>>382715736
liar
>>382715430
I don't think so. Overwatch did not exist at the time of the original Splatoon's release. This cartoony shooter niche has already been filled by a superior game, available on multiple platforms and already has a 30 million playerbase.
>>382715246
TF2 dropped grenades from TFC and was better for it. For a while, anyway.
It's a similar situation where a probably unintentionally overpowered mechanic completely dominated the game.
>>382715771
I don't think they've revealed all the gear abilities but there's no sign of damage up, and we've only seen sub defence up.
If you mean how rerolling works you basically collect sub ability tokens by levelling up gear as normal, and then you can apply them to a slot of your choice, it's a nice way to remove a lot of the RNG from the first game's way.
>>382713828
Splatoon is a shit game and the fact that you enjoy it for the underage pixar cartoons is telling.
>>382715924
>I don't think so
>because Overwatch
>>382715924
But you can't play Overwatch on a handheld.
Someone post the Dicks and Crows Screencap
>>382716395
unga bunga stop enjoying things
>>382713828
>not posting the webm
>>382715078
It wasn't even funny in the first place. It was just a faggot being a faggot.
The reason it might fail is because no-one intelligent will actually pay the subscription fee for Nintendo's crappy internet service.
How many of you can honestly say that they never encountered hackers when playing the original Splatoon?
>>382717339
Well I never got a WiiU, so
I'm quite ready to look fresh. How about you anons?
What clothing are you going to use for your Inkling?
>>382715540
real cancer was the zombie build, quick respawn/stealth jump
mongoloid luna blasters begone
>>382715924
>Overwatch
>Superior
Just because you pressed Q to get a quad doesn't mean the game is good.
>29 million smurfs
wow impressive
A baby game about shooting ink on the ground is more competitive than a watered down arena shooter with moba shit glued onto it. How sad. The invitational at E3 was more exciting than every OW """tournament""" ever.
>>382718295
The fresh new bikinis of course
>>382714174
miiverse really worked well with Splatoon.
Good that it will somewhat make a comeback in splatoon 2
>>382717339
To be fair that bullshit isn't happening until next year, and most people will have stopped playing the game by then.
>inklings look like skylanders rejects
>>382714653
Her woomy is cute AF
>>382719330
>skylanders look like inkling rejects
>>382715382
True
760K so far.. to be accurate.
Still. that's quite a crazy number regardless
>>382713828
>rainmaker
>3 rollers + me w/ slosher
>vs 2 chargers and N Zaps
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT WOOMY
>another chance to get banned for 72 hours
I love Splatoon threads
Squaawehweeee!
>>382719081
they won't add bikinis
>>382720673
>love loli
>love big tits
>mfw i first discovered oppai loli
>>382720673
>Tiddy inkling
Jackpot
>>382721256
>slime inkling
>MFW
>>382717316
Yes more of this.
>>382719081
why would they wear bikinis? they can't even touch water
>>382719180
>Good that it will somewhat make a comeback in splatoon 2
huh?
>>382721818
>implying going in water is the only reason to wear a bikini
oh FUCK I forgot Splatoon 2 comes out this month
>>382721987
>The implementation of Miiverse in the first Splatoon was sort of bizarre and interesting. You see everything from people leaving funny messages on the walls of your plaza to even conspiracy theories. Is there any sort of implementation of a sharing of messages like this in Splatoon 2 with no Miiverse on Switch?
>Nogami: That's a good question and it's nice to hear that you enjoyed in Splatoon 1 the ability to post messages and artwork. Our idea with that feature was that after playing multiplayer, your plaza is populated with some of the people you played with and in creating this Miiverse functionality, it was that you weren't just competing against these people but also that you were seeing what they are thinking and it's some way to meet players indirectly and maybe see what the player base is thinking and create a sort of community atmosphere. This would mean that each time you enter the plaza, you would have some sort of update and some sort of change to the environment.
>As you pointed out, while we don't have Miiverse on the Nintendo Switch, we have made sure to allow players in the same way to post artwork on the ground and walls, or messages to other players. So I think players will be able to continue communicating in an indirect fashion and seeing what players from around the Splatoon 2 community are thinking.
hoping we get to see more maps on the direct
wew
>>382714174
How the FUCK do Japs do pixel-perfect dithering on the gamepad touchscreen
>>382721987
>>382722534
I guess we'll find out what exactly they're doing for it in the direct Thursday morning
>>382723509
we might never know anon
>>382714330
Let me get this straight.
You think Splatoon 2 is going to be MORE defensive because they removed instant-invincibility buttons? Is that seriously what you're saying?
>>382714361
/r/ing screencap of that anon who got excited and bought a squid to fuck after E3 2014
>>382724861
>the sound of progress
>it has no sound
are there any vydia threads on /gif/?
>>382723509
A dull pin or similarly narrow object
>>382715078
>It is the only meme splatoon have?
Splatoon is new meme, never forget
>>382715578
3pm bong time
>>382719180
>Golgo 13 squid
>>382720673
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Have any of you preorder any of the amiibo?
>>382728787
Why would I ever buy an amiibo? What do I gain in this situation?
>>382728886
It is mostly a sunken cost case for meI have fifteen of them now.
Does anyone know if the ground slam super can be toggled to go off early or are you stuck there for a moment?
>>382729346
No one?
>>382729346
Pretty sure it's balanced to leave you vulnerable for a little bit. All of the supers are designed that way now.
How did this woomy meme start?
What even is woomy?
>>382729346
>>382732052
Technically you're not vulnerable when you slam during a super jump, but that requires a very specific scenario to work (super jumping to a team mate who is near the opposing team, for example).
>>382732503
It's the best part of a girl squid
Also they say woomy a lot
>>382732503
One of the sounds they make sounds like "woomy". A guy in the /vg/ splatoon threads posted woomy + OP's pic every thread.
>>382732503
My guess is it's the squidgirl version of cunny
>>382713828
woomy
>>382732503
It's a squid vaginas scientific name
>>382723204
Anything new will tide me over at this point. 3 more weeks