Is Samus a sexy metroid?

>>382712889
Samus' DNA is the same as Hearthstone's code
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Well technically yes, in the beginning of Fusion she is infused with Metroid DNA to combat the X Parasites

>tfw remembering what a genetic abomination Samus has become over the series

No, after absorbing the SA-X she's back to vanilla Samus.

>>382714587
Vanilla as in pure human or a human-chozo hybrid with feather pubes?

>X Cancer
>Metroid Cancer
>Phazon Cancer
>Probably Dark World Cancer

What cancer will she contract next?

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>>382712889
Yes. No, but it would be cool. I would enjoy playing as Mutant Samus.

>>382714764
I have NEVER seen feather pubes in ANY 34 image and I'm incredibly disapointed

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>>382712889
yes she is

>>382714775
You're forgetting Bird Cancer

>>382712889
>tfw no new nintendo parallel universe where every character is rebooted
>tfw no insect samus
>tfw no grimdark detective mario
>tfw amoeba yoshi

>>382714764
The human-chozo hybrid.