Video game girls that do anal
your mom LOL
>>382694935
Delete this.
>>382694976
Lets be honest /v/, would you?
>>382694976
>>382695193
>flat ass
no thanks
>>382694935
>you will never lube up your best friends butthole and slowly and rhythmically thrust into her broken in anal cavity while you give her a reach around with a dildo and play with her clit and she has an orgasm which makes you have an orgasm, your cock sending ropes deep into her colon inbetween contractions
I am at act 3 and so far Silque is best girl. But when in the fuck is she learning invoke goddamn.
>>382695547
She doesn't need invoke when she can just warp Gray into the boss's anus.
>>382695320
Let's be real, your penis is so small you need a girl with a flat ass for doggy style.
>>382694935
Only if she can find a peg leg
How likely is it that porn/too frequent fapping causes ED? My perma/v/irgin ass actually tried having sex but I went soft within seconds of sticking it in. Just couldn't compare to death grip.
>>382696293
just stop fapping everyday
>>382696293
Did you try going for an angle that would create a lot of friction? That would probably be enjoyable for both of you if you were both actually aroused.
>>382694935
No doubt.
>>382695743
>he doesn't know that doggy style allows for deeper penetration even for small cocks
back to your trap porn little boy
>>382694935
Ciel from Fate/Stay Night.
>>382695193
I honestly have low standards but no.
the only thing worse is if she was morbidly obese.Thats how bad it is.
>>382697069
What do you talk about while your penis is inside someone's vagina and your face to face?
>>382695752
Risky feet
>>382697487
Heavy breathing because I'm in terrible shape. Might be skinnyfat but haven't done cardio in a decade.
>>382698225
>gir--
Eh.
>>382694935
Ass someone who's done anal to multiple women, it's either a woman who really skanky or someone who is willing to do anything to please you (vast majority of women don't like it at all, and almost no guy knows how to do it correctly or has the control not to hurt her).
So, what videogame girl would that be? I don't play a lot of games. I just like talking about anal.
>>382699374
>>382699374
Because no one uses enough lube. You need to use way more than you think. When you think it's enough, still pour more.
>>382694935
I really want to fuck Clair
Queen of anal right here.
>>382699374
Also you obviously slowly stretch your wife's butt hole gradually. Start with the pinky massage, work up to the first part of your finger, 1 whole finger in and out, vibrator, then your cock. Lots of lube.
>>382694935
>>382700325
>wife
>>382695519
STOP IT GET OUT OF MY BRAIN
>>382694976
If I didn't have to look at her face and it didn't smell, yeah I would. Gf has a better face but is chubbier and when I met her she was a fat fuck and I still did it
You didn't forget her did you /v/?
I bet Rachel never did this for you, Locke
>>382694976
the ass was flat
>>382702203
sauce pls
>>382695519
>she has an orgasm which makes you have an orgasm
I'm not sure you've had sex anon
>>382695519
Why is this pathetic, terribly-written teenbait garbage allowed to give me a boner?
>>382694935
Being a coalburner I think she'd far keener on giving head.
>>382703215
We don't care about blow jobs why do you think we do?
>>382695537
I bet her asshole smells like honeysuckle.
>>382703672
He cares about blowjobs because he likes watching interracial porn. "You's" for the most part care about Jordan's and watching reality TV about semi-famous rapper's gross fuck friends. You're a "you" (translation : Negroid) on 4chan so you probably care about Dragonball Z
>anal
The day when VR technology evolve just enough to make you feel smells coming from movies, any porn involving ass will cease to exist.
I fell for the facesitting meme and asked my gf to sit on my face, and it was fucking disgusting. She took a bath first, but the smell of soap mixed with the stench of anus rubbing against my nose was enough to make me almost puke.
Anal is overrated and only virgins appreciate it.
>>382698225
Not like >she has a choice.
Anyway, pic related.
>>382697487
While thrusting firmly in and out, I give her a very serious and stern look without breaking eye contact but say nothing.
The look is very intense and it leaves room for only two possible conclusions:
>This man truly hates me.
or
>This man is going to about to eat me.
The look on the girls face/eyes is one of fear but also absolute lust.
If I throw in some Daddy talk, I can literally get them to say or agree to anything I want.
It's disgusting.
>>382704369
If your asshole smells even after bathing there is a problem. No offense anon. I'm sure she's a remarkable lady. But nothing should be lingering
>>382704568
Jesus Christ, at least OP was a virgin asking a serious virgin question. If you ever had sex you would know your reply is completely retarded. Tell him the truth. There's only two answers. You're either thinking about finishing or how not to finish
>>382696293
>My perma/v/irgin ass actually tried having sex but I went soft within seconds of sticking it in
That's probably just the nerves of it being your first time, don't let it get to you.
Her husband, too
>>382702678
Come on son
Both of them.Eleanor too