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https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
NOW: Super Monkey Ball Deluxe
NEXT: Freedom Planet
LATER: Sonic CD
Speedrun when?
Any good runs so far? Any bonesaw577 tier runs yet?
I still don't understand why they made such huge stages but make it possible to skip literally the whole thing sometimes
First for playing video games fast
>really hard
>does it on first try
why do they always lie?
>>382688803
I have been here too long
First for friendly reminder that Blueglass is banned
>>382688803
Is this...
getting sick of this gay faggot monkey shit desu
>>382688828
Because drama
>>382688812
Fun has been banned anon.
It's a family friendly super serious politically corect shitshow now
First for fun.
>>382688875
Reported to twitch mods for racisim
This my first time watching these, why are there so many trannies?
>>382688863
I thought he stopped attending GDQs because he knew they were going down a dark path.
>>382688808
But the event refused to change....
If you are tired of trannies ruining your speedruns why don't YOU become a tranny?
>>382688875
Do not bully the monkey!
>>382688936
There's a tranny convention going on and some of them accidentally went to the wrong room
>>382688979
Or i could become a speedrunner
More Monkeyballs, huh?I'm bored and want to fap
>the poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/
>the donations
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
>>382688803
Next year
Has anyone been keeping a tally for the number of times he's said epic?
>>382689092
Fap then.
You're only allowed to please your prostrate, though.
>>382689101epic
Post you favorite run from GDQ
Hard Mode:A run after 2014
>>382688734
Why are super monkey ball and tetris runs that absolute best runs?
>>382688930
How can you have fun when you suffer from a rare blood disease that doesn't have a countdown, but can kill you at any moment, at any second in life?
https://www.twitch.tv
/ohbot
Found the bot they're using. It shows the regex's they're using for moderation. My favourite:
(?<f>(TriHard|cmonBruh|RlyTho|StoneLightning|KevinTurtle))?.*(\b(asteroid8766|dodgecharger|kangz?)\b).*(?(f)|(TriHard|cmonBruh|RlyTho|StoneLightning|KevinTurtle))
>>382688734
Fill me in, has any spaghetti been spilt yet?
Just turned the stream on, and I'm surprised.
A FUN GAME BEING SPEEDRAN?
Also thought "hey this PS1 game looks rad"
>it's fox XBox
3D graphics really do age like crap.
>>382689169
tetris has been kinda shit lately
>>382689162
bonesaw577 jak and daxter run
rip WRs
Hey guys, long time donator, fourth time viewer. It gives me great joy to donate to a great cause. Greetings from games. PS: kill the games, donate the games.
I like this run
>>382688803
>>382689132
Are there other ways to do it?
>>382688812
The E.V.O Runner was a pretty fun guy. Nowhere near Bonesaw tier, but he was definitely a breath of fresh air.
>>382689162
Probably either the first time they showed Tetris: Grand Master out of the blue or the Ninja Gaiden Relay Race they had that was super close.
>>382689219
Really? How do you fuck up tetris?
>>382688734
my hands are getting sweaty just from watching this
>>382689201
You're a legit retard if you even think it looked like a ps1 game
>>382689162
Duke_bilgewater
hotline miami 1, because of the amazing shock factor: watch that shit to really learn how you can play that game
hotline miami 2: for the banter
>>382689162
Hard mode beat me
>>382689284
Plenty of ways.
>>382689201
Have you like never seen a PS1 game before?
Someone post the snake drinking water.
It's cute and more entertaining than this farce of an event.
http://www.strawpoll.me/13348180
>>382689249
>can't even get a fucking timer right
Useless cunts.
>sponsor "donates" absurd amount
>recoups 80% of the amount after the event is over
based yetee
>>382689201
This is like people saying something looks like a PS2 game. But forgot what PS2 games actually looked like
>>382689162
The Turok run at AGDQ 2017 was pretty damn enjoyable, honestly.
>>382689283
Me trying to speedrun
Is Bonesaw unbanned yet or are trannies still the only ones allowed to break the rules?
>>382689298
man this event has been worse than even AGDQ was, SGDQ was supposed to still be fun
>>382689094
>Thanks to the runner and those working behind the scenes, glad to save to such a worthy cause. Put this frames towards runner's choice!
>>382689249
>speedrunning event
>the timers don't work properly
Amazing.
>>382689162
Hitman from 2016
>>382689338
I must admit, Ape Escape looked really fucking goof for a PSX game. Almost early ps2.
>>382689201
You do know this is a port of a dreamcast game, right anon?
>>382689353
I don't mind pause buffering if it's to fly across the entire map and land perfectly in the goal, but pausing when just rolling across a small platform is pussy shit.
>>382689162
Mighty Number 9
>>382689456
Holy shit why.
2 players one controller are on par with "fat woman let's plays a game she's bad at under the guise of speedrun"
>>382689456
God dammit.
>>382689337
That's lewdwill you show me?
>pause
>pause
>pause
>pause
>fallout
retry
>pause
>pause
>pause
>pause
>goal
heh....first try
>>382689579
Have to have something for the normos.
>>382689162
Pre-2014: SGDQ 2013 Rayman Origins 4 player co-op
Post-2014: AGDQ 2015 Lost Levels.
>>382689162
FEAR from like SGDQ 2015 I think
>>382689323
nice ego there duke
>>382689249
Maybe if they spent less time on ensuring their tranny couch quota, or on banning people for HECK, they'd actually have the time to FUCKING MAKE SURE THE CLOCKS RAN CORRECTLY! AT A SPEEDRUNNING EVENT!
Fuck sake.
>>382689201
what are you talking about it still looks great because they picked an art style that fit the system limitations
>>382689610
I'd be right happy to!
>>382689493
Hitman sounds like a very fun game to speedrun. Platformers have been done to death.
>tfw billie isn't at SGDQ
>>382689610
I'd be right happy to.
>>382689514
Oh.
why are almost all emotes banned except those from a shitty overwatch streamer?
Can I watch runs I missed somewhere?
>Trannies
Can these sub-humans fuck off already?
>>382689689
does it have a dick?
I'd suck it.
What game are you guys looking forward to the most? Which run do you think will be the most fun to watch?
>tfw nothing will probably beat the SotN WR being beat last night for the rest of the week
>>382689669
>they'd actually have the time to FUCKING MAKE SURE THE CLOCKS RAN CORRECTLY!
but they just did, anon...
>>382689770
>sub
That's being a little generous Anon.
>>382689750
Just go to the video section of GDQ
>>382689778
nwow
>>382689443
That was a good one
Is the tiny guy retarded?
>>382689625
It's a joke.
>>382689805
>WR
The timer was fucked up. No one has WR'd so far.
>>382689805
>the SotN WR being beat last night
>he doesn't know
>>382689770
There's nothing wrong with being transgender you bigot
Say hi to MrHyruleGamer ^_^
>>382689805
>WR being beat last night
Anon. The clock was moving too slow. Up until now. They only just fixed it.
>>382689873
He's a kid Anon, if you venture outside you might see one in their natural habitat.
>>382689875
heh heh..nice
>>382689914
>>382689924
God damn it.
What's a good game to play alongside GDQ guys?
>>382689443
Yeah honestly that was a good one
Runner was also enjoyable
>>382689805
>SotN WR
You wish: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjdCQkjiVM
>>382689985
Runescape
>>382689985
Russian roulette
>>382689985
Rape Escape
>>382689985
Pretend
>>382689179
>asteroid8766|dodgecharger
what does this part mean?
>>382689985
Grape ape
>>382690043
>playing a game that requires total concentration while watching a stream
Don't tell me you're wasting exp Anon
What is the lore behind Super Monkey Ball?
>>382689985
Farming in mmo/mobage of choice
>>382690151
Let's play pretend
>>382689094
>Greetings from donation. Long time donator, fourth time viewer. I am donating because my cancer has died from games.
The time line where video games are worse than cancer.
>>382689456
>Protomagicalgirl
I've never seen him before at a GDQ, why is this tranny showing up in the pre-show, interviews, announcing, etc. now?
>>382690172
>dodgecharger
>>382689249
I seem to recall this happening before.
In fact, hasn't this been a regular thing to fluff the early runs before someone catches on?
>>382690268
>>>>>>>>>>him
>>382689985
>playing games
>on /v/
>>382690249
>I am donating because my cancer has died from games.
Why is Super Monkey Ball's visuals so appealing?
>>382690228
I'm trying to quit MMOs...
>>382690307
>>382690334
Because it's a Sega game.
>>382690268
he was at the last agdq tho, announcing too
must have sucked a lot of cock
>>382690241
I'm pretending to deck you in your faggot face
>>382689396
>>382689482
>>382689669
>They are not using LiveSplit. I just checked their code and NodeCg calls a library called rieussec which is written by GDQ, which calls the nanotimer library, which calls Node's process.hrtime(), which then uses QueryPerformanceCounter on Windows.
>This all seems reasonable. However, some PCs have highly inaccurate clocks, that drift a lot. This is one of them. While LiveSplit also uses QueryPerformanceCounter, we synchronize with time servers to adjust for the drift, which they don't do. So they are experiencing a huge amount of drift.
>last non-mobile Monkey Ball game was five years ago
>tfw the series is dead
>>382690334
It's basic and abstract so it doesn't age as badly as other games
>>382690172
It seems like asteroid 8766 is named Niger, and the dodge charger is used as a police car somewhere, I think.
>>382689447
IIRC, this is the last event Bonesaw is banned from.
>>382690307
He was born a man, don't care what he says he is.
I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.
>50 more
>>382689985
I put GDQ in a super low volume and play Elite Dangerous
>>382690474
Why would he want to come back after though?
>>382690417
HIT ME HARDER
>he
I don't get it proto is a girl
>>382690268
Possibly because he's not a mumbling dysfunctional faggot like 80% of all runners and 110% of couches.
Dude actually sounds like he's happy to be there.
Just for the newfags and clueless people, this is how cool GDQ used to be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHJsnXRb_Es
I recommend you watch the whole thing when you have time
>>382690638
Not with a chin like that
>>382690638
Are there any female girls in that car?
>>382690638
>tranny squad
>kobe
>shout out to golden state
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
who's the most redpilled speedrunner?
>>382689293
Wait, they had a speedrun of EVO: The Search for Eden? Damn I wish I didn't miss that
I'm up next guys. Wish me luck!
>>382690638
Does anyone else think that protomagicalgirl kind of looks like Chris-chan?
>>382690701
c'mere you!
>>382690417
>>382690638
>tranny death squad
>>382690643
He's fucking annoying. I don't like when the donation readers comment on the run or make a bad jokeevery two minutes
>>382689283
sick nasty bro
>>382690701
Are Monkey Ball games the ((easiest)) games to get applause from?
>>382690701
Do something fun and get banned
>>382690638
>girl
>arms thicker than mine
>>382690538
More exposure, therefore possibly more viewers to his own twitch channel.
>>382690695
Goose.
>>382689094
>Hey guys, long time donator, first time runner. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from cancer. PS: save the frames, donate the donation.
The cancer has become sentient.
>>382690701
Good luck, onahole-chan.
>>382690638
Fuck that tranny driving has bigger arms than I do
>>382689179
succ-thicc => REGEX:\b(s\s*u|t\s*h\s*i)\s*c\s*c\b [real regex: \b(s\s*u|t\s*h\s*i)\s*c\s*c\b
negro => REGEX:\bnegroe?s\b [real regex: \bnegroe?s\b
succ-unicode => REGEX:\b([s5$Zc]\s*[uü]|t\s*h\s*i)\s*c\s*c\b [real regex: \b([s5$Zc]\s*[uü]|t\s*h\s*i)\s*c\s*c\b
spelling-nword => REGEX:^[niger]$ [real regex: ^[niger]$
succ => REGEX:\bsuccbo(i|y)\b [real regex: \bsuccbo(i|y)\b
midget => REGEX:\bmidget\b [real regex: \bmidget\b
rape => REGEX:\braped?\b [real regex: \braped?\b
cringe-emotes => REGEX:\bhaHAA\b [real regex: \bhaHAA\b
girl-in-quotes => REGEX:\u0022+(girl|she)\u0022+ [real regex: \u0022+(girl|she)\u0022+
>girl-in-quotes
>"she"
>>382690695
Real talk? Spike. He may play up his autism for the crowd since he's one of the OG speedrunners, but you can tell he sees through most people's bullshit. I imagine having a beer with the man would be a good time.
>>382690701
wait a second, i think i've seen you before
in fact, i thinkYOU ARE NOT NEXT AT ALL!
>>382690638
They should host a show called trans in vansor men with ven
>>382690538because it's fun
>Sonic Colours after Sonic Generations
FUCKING WHY? MUH AUTISM
>>382690695
Depends on what you mean
RWhitegoose is 100% aware of speedrunning and it's degenerate nature.
Darbian is a great speedrunner but doesn't involve himself in the community
>>382690701
Give us a SHOUTOUT!
>>382690828
>girl-in-quotes
>>382689162
Also, the run from The Descent II at AGDQ 2017 was pretty awesome.
Anyone got that video of this guy (I think) doing some insane save, rather short video with a slow motion showing how bananas the trick was.
Might have been unintentional.
>>382690828
"she"
>>382690758
Eh, I kinda like him, since most of the mumbling readers just piss me off.
But I can see why he'd piss you off.
>>382690828
>>382689179
what's the point of all this banning in a chat that moves so fast you can't read most messages anyway?
Does Megaman Legends ever a speed run? What about Maximo?
>>382690941
I'm still amazed at the amount of movement tech in that run
Why does the runner look and talk like an anime?
>>382690869
But fun is not allowed though
>>382690962
No fun allowed.
>>382690962
eventually no one will be able to speakhello darkness my old friend
>>382690962
If you don't flush the toilet overflows.
why do they play games that literally only 4 people on the planet play and are all sitting on that couch.
>>382690962
Go anywhere else besides 4chan or Twitch. Most people CAN'T STAND Twitch's cancer, no matter how funny it is.
>>382690962
Trannies whine until they get their way
>>382691027
wtf are you talking about, its matthew mcconaughey junior
>>382690962
It works though. They obviously didn't want anyone posting "cringe" or "haHAA" and I've barely seen any cringe comments.
>>382689094
>Hey guys, long time runner, third time viewer. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from animal. PS: kill the viewer, kill the donation.
>>382690962
Enough people have the same exact thought in mind so you get about 5,000 people all spamming trap at once.
Plus, mods are spinless and takes chat seriously.
>>382690638
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Go
Who /comfy/ ?
>>382690695
My dick up your ass you fucking redit homo.
>>382691101
Shouldn't trannies be used to transphobia. It makes more sense than racism.
>>382691153
i am pretty comfy, desu
>>382691101
what a loser
>>382689094
>Hey guys, long time donator, third time donator. It gives me great joy to donate to a great cause. Greetings from donation. PS: view the donation, donate the donation.
>>382690962
>not being able to process every line in fast moving twitch chat in realtime
brainlet
This game is cool and all, but could they seriously not find another runner?
There's hundreds of Monkey Ball runners. And they had to pick a white, blonde male?
>watch the Twitch chat for most of this run
>come back and open the /v/ thread, it's unfathomably worse
>>382691151
can I just kill myself instead?
>>382690417
I'm pretending your putting your fist in my anus and we both enjoy it
>>382689447
What did Bonesaw do to get banned?
>>382689094
Greetings from Germany. Long time runner, third time donator. I am donating because my Germany has died from Germany.
>>382691248
Agreed, we need a POC trans to run
>>382691203
>>382690638
someone should host pic related, but adding trannies and more current lore
>>382691248
>not liking this twink
>Super Monkey Ball pulled in 20k+ viewers
>>382691314
Owen wilson jokes, swearing, making fun of air canada, having fun.
>>382691274
>unironic twitch chat user
Go back my dude
>>382691153
I have MS and have the constant urge to urinate literally 24/7. No.
>>382691314
Made fun of oven wilson during a run
>>382691248
What do you suggest then, a genderfluid otherkin?
>>382691427
No need to get pissed
>>382691153
white rum
>>382691101
>Being this dense
>Being this petty
>Being that ugly
>Sucking enough dick just to maintain your agenda
>Somehow staying respected by an unhealthy portion of your community
Fuck Proto, but not literally. Fuck her/him/zhem/whatever for having the gall to push this idea that opening the floodgates for mental illness in a large community like this was in any capacity okay. So worried about transphobia and setting a good precedent that they've lost sight of how degenerate they are themselves.
>>382691248
He also sucks seen him screw up multiple times.
>>382691151
>>382691427
Microsoft?
wich qt3.14 runner wud u fug?
>>382691423
>>382691441
>Owen Wilson
>Air canada
In what way did he mock them?
Was he doing the "Wow" voice impression?
>>382690842
Spike is cool as fuck on stream; he talks shit with his friends while speedgaming while still chilling with the chat. There was one stream where he speedgamed before his tinder date, it was very funny
>Next game is Freedom Planet
Fuck yes I love that game
>>382691153
right here
>>382691314
Having fun, making jokes.
Last ten stages bros. We can make it.
>>382691153
>>382691197
Just made a strong cup of tea, it's starting to get dark, rain is beginning to fall, my window is slightly a jar, put on my favorite hoody, doggo is in his bed and the heating is on. I'm one comfy man
>>382691153
Been making maps on AOE2 for the past 3 runs.
Was about to go make some hot chocolate and have some pork pies and sausage rolls then dive under a blanket.
Mimi > all monkeys
Why don't many black people speedrun games? Why don't trannies speedrun games? Questions questions.
>>382691553
what's his twitch url?
Might follow him and watch a stream once SGDQ is over.
>>382689094
Another great day of SGDQ. Love watching my childhood cancer get destroyed. Money goes to save the games, kill the cancer.
>>382691616
can you die of comfy? because this guy could
>>382691643
>Why don't trannies speedrun games?
What did you mean by this?
Is the game saying "Nani!?" every time he finishes a stage and the monkey is going up the sky?
>>382691560
Hopefully the couch isn't as autistic as last time
Runner is a BR that can barely speak english too
>>382691153
No. I have work early tomorrow and I'm not tired in the slightest. Really stressed out and feels bad.
>>382691682
totally.
>>382691518
>large community
>goddamn speedrunning
Hahahahahahahahha this fucking delusion
>>382689094
>Hey guys, long time runner, first time runner. It gives me great joy to kill to a great cause. Greetings from frames. PS: donate the cancer, view the viewer.
>>382689094
>Another great day of SGDQ. Love working my childhood Germany get destroyed. Money goes to kill the games, donate the donation.
>>382691625
Das pretty comf
MONKEY TIER LIST
COOL GUY TIER
GONGON
TOURNEYFAG TIER
BABY
WAIFUFAG TIER
MIMI
PICKS THE CHARACTER ON THE COVER TIER
AIAI
Fuck the rest of em.
>>382691537
Yes he was saying wow, jokes about Owen Wilson loosing his car keys. Told people to tweet at air canada and tell them not to delay his flight or something.
>>382691743
>170k viewers on twitch
>not a large community
Hahahahahahahahaaa this fucking delusion
Whoever posted that incest shota doujin with the thicc mom last night, thanks, asshole. I ended up breaking my nofap again and realized how much I hate my mother.
missed me, /v/?
>>382691643
They did, but they ruined things
>>382691682
The monkeys all talk by saying "monki".
>>382691745
Why making Johnny darker? He's a nigger in that cartoon already
>>382691719
If you cant sleep you may as well try and enjoy your time awake and try get a lil comfy no? How about a little cup of tea
>>382691913
WAIT HE WAS BLACK?
pls someone repost the webm of a cutie blue eyed blonde doing a QA, and showing her pixelated tits by request of a twitter post
>>382691879
Why did they ban blueglass
>>382691848
Glad I could help.
Would you watch the stream with your mom, /v/?
>>382688734
>monkeys fly by volcano in Hawaii
>monkeys ascend to huge starships
Are the Super Monkey Balls actually Thetans?
>>382691913
he isn't full black, he has that r9k skin tone
>>382691848
Which one was it?
>>382691992
too much fun
the fuck
I missed this game so much. I hope it will be on the virtual console for Switch
>>382692005
I love how skinny Jim's persona is compared to him irl
>>382691918
I'm out of tea, dude. I'm out of most things unfortunately.
>tfw Adblock
>>382692016
Fuck no.
>>382692005
Jim, is that you? Gib Proofs
>>382692016
sauce?
RATE THIS RUN
>THAT'S SGDQ ACHTCHUALLY
What's his fucking problem?
>>382691651
spikevegeta, he mostly plays mario, donkey kong, rayman and sometimes rpgs like kingdom hearts
>>382691947
bump
>bored
>decide to open SGDQ stream
>it's Super Monkey Ball
oh ffs
>>382692049
>>382691848
grats
>>382692049
wtf I'm lactose-intolerant now?
judging by the stream, if you live in the US you are either a fat person, or a skeleton
it is like some of them are carblords, and the others are carblets
>>382691848C-can you post it again pls
OH
>>382688734
So has this year been any different or has it been fully taken over by bandwagoning trannys and no fun allowed.
Is the lilac run the one with boner inducing torture?
I want Millia to not bathe for 2 months, spread her manko in my face, and then suffocate me to death while she is pregnant with my child.
FURSHIT
>>382692073
Your not out of friends xoxoxox what do you work as?
Is Sonic block gonna be worth watching lads? Tbh I'm just looking forward to Donkey Kong 64 later tonight
>>382692045
they're both pretty cute
>>382692069
Those pictures he posts are not actually him.
>>382692049
M E G A
I
L
K
>>382690638
How? Fucking how can these people look at themselves and pretend that they're girls? Look for fuck sake, the two lunatics in the front row have visible stubble.
>>382691885
Whatever happened to the Afrosonic autists? I miss em.
>>382692049
MOMMY WANT MILKY
>>382691945
well....wasn't he? He was darker than the rest of the kids.
>>382692049
>>382692095
9/10 breddy gud
>>382692016
I bet if she saw something she recognized from when I was a kid like Zelda, Castlevania, Final Fantasy, etc then I bet she would think it's pretty cool; she loved those games.
>le cutesy anime voice
kill me
CLAIM LOOT IN OVERWATCH!
What was that song?
I know it but it's on the tip of my tongue and it's frustrating as hell.
>up next: indie pixelshit
>>382692273
KANGZ
>>382692308
portal ending song
>>382692273
RUBBER
>>382692308
dude, if you can't recognise it you aren,t worthy
Rate this Bun
>>382691947
it was posted during a believable trap run
>>382692273
HERO
>tfw the original TJ&E game looks better than the new one
So, /v/. Do you prefer your milk in jugs or bags?
>>382692273
HERO
>>382692370
remove icing and it'll be a 10/10
oh shit this music
>ENJOYING THESE RUNS WHILE I HAVE THE RUNS
What the fuck man?
Why did they make the fade-in and fade-out animations so long on the "click
>>382692370
that is not a bun
So what keeps happening to get runners banned? I don't really follow these things.
>>382692357
Christ, no wonder it was familiar but I haven't heard it in like years. Thanks.
>>382692308
It's the Aria from FF6.
>enjoying these runs while I have the runs
>>382692358
damn she got straight up hooves.
Did you just assume my skincolor? I'm tonefluid and am asian on mondays unless im not feeling like it but i'll correct you if i think you presume it wrong
>>382692413
>mega gut
>>382692049
but would you smash?
>>382692459
cheers buddy
What he means by this? https://twitter.com/spikevegeta/status/881967765317451777
>>382692358
Give me a least of ten bearable runners
Hard mode: they not just bearable but cool even
Nightmare mode: They're not banned
>>382692016
My mom? Nah, she just wouldn't be interested.
My dad? Hilariously enough as much as he fucking hates most all videogames and sees this hobby as a retarded waste, one of the previous GDQ's he watched a solid 2-3 hours after I threw it up on the tv one day and he managed to get sucked into a Kirby game that was being played.
how did they get sam hyde to play the accordion in that advert
>>382692413
Knew this would be made. I'm surprised no one from /v/ has ever attended just to freak out on camera and become a legend.
>interviews
>three white males
>no women
>no trannies
>no people of color
HOW THE FUCK CAN THIS BE ALLOWED
>>382692095
zzzz/10
>>382692459
>Mommy issues
lmao
>>382692439
Post Buns for reference
I hope this guy doesn't say LIKE this much when he streams.
It's like just like this like and like, like.. you know like like. This like.
MAH FIRSTA TIMEAH IN AMERICA, MOMMA TOLLA ME TO GO TO NEW YORK, MEET WITH COUSIN SPIRO, DO WELL FOR MOMMA.
>>382692527
so you've never seen a GDQ event before?
>>382692413
For real though how do you get that fat?
>>382692413
>those legs
pure
fat
like im european like it's sonic like pretty much like
My farts smell like baked beans, lads
Terra/Tina's Theme? How dare they put that in this event.
>>382692459
Pour some GHB in her liquor and rape her bootyhole.
BUILD THE WALL
That's a lot of arm hair
>>382692546
Here's a nice bun.
>>382692595
Food.
>>382692498
>Bathroom policing
what did they mean by this?
like like like like like like like like
>>382692595
Eating too much and not exercising.
>>382692095
8/10. SMB is always great, but seeing someone who actually went for the hard strats and got most of them without hassle was swell.
>>382692580
Nope. I see them every year and always avoid the threads for whatever reason. Any time I've watched for a few minutes it seemed super boring. Figured if it had happened the webms would be posted over and over.
>>382692413
Would rather have the guy in the kirby shirt.
At least I know he's got taste.
>>382692413
DS Dad dare not look.
>>382692546
i hope this helps clear up future problems
>>382692631
very nice
>>382692546
>>382692413
I would marry her and raise her 2 kids Matonya and Jaykqwon BECAUSE IM A REAL MAN AND ALL OF YOU ARE MISOGYNEES
That was legit a very enjoyable run, I'm very glad I watched it
>>382689684
The run wasnt as impressive technically but it was simply fun as fuck due to how the game is itself. Not even glitches, the runner just explained simple about game mechanics but it ended up being really entertaining.
>>382692671
Really cute. Is it yours?
>>382692413
>spandex on a fatty
>>382692664
Only if you've never gone through puberty
flying fucks
>>382691070
>>382691084
Which GDQ is your personal favorite so far?
Did he just flying fuck?
>>382692212
Just looked his face up again, my bad, had no idea!
>>382692459
im getting sad panda'd help me bros
>>382692671
CUTE
>>382692793
Naw, it's some japanese photo twitter guy's.
>>382692498
>>382692671
hope you let it hop around so its not caged in a 2x1 foot box for the rest of its life like some lab animal
>>382692709
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:o)
>>382692674
no one can stop you from taking a shit any where
>>382692807
nah man I have a lot of arm hair but not THAT much.
Rate this bun
>>382692870
hes a jew
There's literally nothing wrong in watching SGDQ with your mom.
>Flying Fucks
>Big Dick Cat
>>382692847
is this your first day on this site?
>>382692815
SANTA'D
>>382692870
>White
WTF THIS IS OFFENSIVE
>>382692595
Eating high calorie foods and not expending those calories. Also high amounts of processed sugars and carbs.
>>382692815
I think 2014 was pretty good, but I keep getting them mixed up. 2013 probably had the best overall mood and runners.
>>382692873
rabbits have like a whole thing about getting stressed if they're left in the open for too long.
FLING FACKS
BIG DEEK CATS
>>382692937
+Strong hopping legs
+poofy ears
+Bow
-Only one paw
8/10 good bun
>people waste years of their lives speedrunning a single game
>>382692971
Just drink a diet soda instead of a regular soda and you can eat whatever you want without getting fat.
It's not that fucking hard *eats 4 hotpockets*
>>382692674
If you tell a man to get out of the ladies' bathroom, that's harassment.
>>382691383
He's so adorable
KappaPride
>>382692947
>laughing so hard your upper jaw dislocates
wew lad
>>382693052
>it's an indieshit game
>>382692595
No one can get this massive from eating alone. This is because of drinking calories. I'm gonna guess 4 liters of coke a day.
>>382693052
this comment every year
>>382692959
ive been here years its just that ive never really had a reason to bypass the panda.
>>382692598
its called sexulite you virgin. guess you've never been with a real woman
LIKE KINDA EHH LIKE LIKE KINDA UMM LIKE LIKE LIKE EMM LIKE KINDA LIKE
>>382693103
.
>>382693052
>*wastes years of his life shitposting*
>>382693052
Boy anon don't you know it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM
Enlightened
>>382693103
almost as good as the original edit
i gotta say
this guys look bro-tier
>>382689162
I can't remember specific runs, there have been quite a few that I've expected to be shit but took me by surprise and ended up great fun.
I'd probably choose some Zelda run Cosmo done a few years ago, can't remember the exact year but it was before he started Wind Waker I believe. Wersters Pokemon runs and the old Castlevania block with the weirdo in the cape were also brilliant fun
>>382693052
>people waste years of their lives watching japanese cartoons for children
>>382692413
The recent death of her beloved grandfather pushed her over the edge.
The post also once again exposes the occasionally demonic nature of certain people on 4chan. Once you start taking pleasure in the suffering of others you become demonic. Worshiping the columbine kids, participating in REKT threads, etc. All of that stuff gives you a demonic spirit, and eventually that spirit will control and destroy your life.
In b4 nuh uh replies.
>>382692506
>Darbian
>Cheese
>Trihex
>ShiftHD
>SpikeVegeta
>BigJon
>Bonesaw
>Cosmo (Before he went insane)
>CalebHart
>Fuzzyness
Only like 2 of them are allowed at GDQ tho
>>382693052
>people waste years of their lives shitposting on a single board
Isn't Freedom Planet terrible? I remember it being terrible last year.
Do you consider speedrunnning a competitive e-sport
>>382691248
>here's hundreds of Monkey Ball runners
There really aren't. There are only two or maybe three that are good enough to make it interesting. Jcool is the one with the best track record who's still playing. Everyone else kind of stopped playing.
Barhunga would be a decent choice though.
>>382693052
>neneshit thinks his opinion matters
>>382692413
Carton.
Where's the dwarf this year? I forget his name.
>>382693264
No & I hate when it tries to be.
>>382693212
Sent? Yeah he's bro tier every single event.
>>382693103
Woah, racists btfo!
>>382693253
One more year and people will be calling it a forgotten gem.
>>382693103
tayAI.jpg
>>382693230
>talking about spirits and worshiping
>somebody cut out scenes from a sonic comic, glued them on a tv tray and now it's a 50 dollar per ticket raffle prize
>>382693202
>some entirely really stupid stuck that is like, impossible, according to the pixels of the game, to take place.
EVERY TIME
>>382693234
What about Werster?
also
>ShiftHD
name 3 redeemable traits of that manipulative fag
>>382693264
If we had 10x as many runners for all the big games then it would be
>>382693221
>people waste years of their life playing video games for children
>>382692937
She's cute I suppose.
>>382693264
I consider life a competitive e-sport
>>382693429
slut/10
>>382692413
She lurks here. I guarantee it. She knew this webm would be made
>>382692937
So, when she will fuck luffy?
>They could have put a big ass cup for bits
Missed oportunity
>>382691101
WTF danSexy isn't transphobic.
>>382693103
That's some grade A Gaf humor my friend XD.
You really showed those bigots, comrad.
#NoEsMiPresidenté
YOU KNOW HE IS WATCHING, DONATING AND SUPPORTING FROM HOME
>black guy looks like he's barely awake
>>382693480
So?
>>382691947
just 4 u anon
https://youtu.be/JQCESOttTMY?t=266
NIGGER
They got a literal neanderthal doing speedruns now.
black down syndrom time?
>>382693420
>people waste years of their life experiencing life as children
>>382693103
cuck
WE WUZ
Why is gorilla speedrunning?
>>382693519
Brazilian.
>>382693534
omg, thank you, mate
WE
>>382693402
Werster is based, forgot about him.
What's manipulative about Shift? He's great.
Is YSG back yet?
Why do people do speedrunning? If you want to obsess over a game or be competitive, why not just play a fighting game or something? Be the world champion fighting live against thousands of people world wide.
...Or you could be in your room autistically going through the same level in a shity old single player game for months... heh heh... h-hey man... nice hobby... heh heh... youre totally not nuts. y-yea your dress is nice...
UMA
>>382693429
That's one super cute ship.
>game looks like a SNES game
>PC - 2014
Is this a guaranteed prediction that the game is going to be shit?
>>382693234
Who was that guy who ran I Wanna Be The Boshi? He was a regular anon that posted on /vg/'s speedrun general iirc.
His posture is killing me just looking at it.
WE
Who here /worried/ that Flying Fox isn't actually a petite girl from England with a qt accent but huge fat bull tranny?
dude looks mixed, not black
ANOTHER TRANNY AT THE COUCH
>>382693543
AHAHAHAHA NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>get back from gym
>tune in
>Freedom Planet is on
COMFY
>speedrunners visa was denied
>>382693659
Looks blaxican
>>382693583
Gesundheit.
That like-guy was likeable.
Now THIS is the autism I watch AGDQ. No trannies, just good old fashioned furry autists
>that voice inflection
Oh dear, I know that inflection. He has speech problems, I know that feel.
Holy shit this game is a furry wetdream.
>literally sonic with deviant art characters
>a dindu speedrunning with a Bong commentating and narrating
It's like I'm watching Animal Planet.
>>382693607
>Why do people do things I don't personally enjoy?
>visa was denied
WAY TO GO TRUMP
>>382693534
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT WOMAN A BOI
WHAT THE FUCK
Fladervy is from Brazil
>>382693578
ASLEEP 'N SHIET
>>382693657
She is fat. Sorry to disappoint.
I SAY OLD CHAP
PIP PIP WOT WOT
Why does speedrunning attract so many beautiful trans* women?
Anyone here actually liking the high energy of this commentator?
>>382693659
He's a BR.
>>382693632
>>game looks like a SNES game
Eh, I'd say 32x is more fitting.
STOP TALKING SO LOUD
YOU'RE NOT HOLDING A SPEECH
GOTTA GO FAST
holy fuck this guys voice
The guy doing the run looks like a mongoloid.
>>382693719
no its Freedom Planet
>>382693691
>freedom planet is on
>guy with a meme accent won't shut up
>>382693659
One drop rule.
>>382693601
I heard after his BfBB run last year that he said he purposefully tried to get the audience to clap for him as much as possible
not to mention he's kind of an elitist as well, most people probably like him just because he plays Spongebob
VISA DENIED
>>382693712
Sonic rip off - I sleep
Sonic game with custom oc's - OwO
This British dude is pretty good at explaining shit without being a stammering autist
>white guy working his ass off commentating over a tired looking black guy barely paying attention
Guy looks like he's constantly about to puke.
SO ARE THE WORLD RECORDS NOT VALID ANYMORE OR WHAT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CASTLEVANIA WR
Freedom Planet is the sorta game I wish I could've liked, but wasn't able to.
>>382693695
Nah. not even oaxaca niggers look like that probably brazilian.
>that posture
>>382693602
YSG stopped showing up when they turned off his mic while he was on the couch and then pretended that they did not.
>>382693725
saying people enjoy speedrunning is like saying people enjoy being in a room arranging dominos by size and color. no, you dont enjoy this. youre just mentally disordered.
>>382693716
So, Sonic.
>>382693564
>people waste years of their life living
>>382693528
Shut the fuck up Mega Gut I know it's you
>>382693769
Really?
>>382693795
i like the contrast between his commentary and the runner
>>382693534
miss me with that gay shit nigga
>>382693819
>nice hustle
this is good so far
>>382693849
>>382693857
That black guy can't speak, There's clearly something wrong with his voice when he did the count down.
>>382693795
He does seem pretty excited. It's almost contagious.
>>382693618
She has a nice floof, yes.
holy shit this black dude looks like he's about to fade away
>>382693534
these are the types of trannies that get killed because they fool people up until they whip out their dick after someone brings them home
>>382693908
UMA
>>382693908
D E L I C I A
I sometimes really have to laugh about the fact how enthusiastic these nerds seem to be about their 20 year old single player game which they are playing in their basement while mom brings home their anti depression and tranny pills
>>382693883
I don't see why you can't just re-time it. You have it recorded.
>>382693810
>>382693818
THIS. I can't stop laughing
>Fast game
>Skilled runner
>Enthusiastic commentator
This is the type of shit I watch GDQ for.
>>382693978
>when a white boy won't shut his ass up
I see they got a real live Homo erectus to speedrun the game.
Very innovative.
Can this brit just commentate the entire event?
>>382693908
AAAAAAHHHHHHH
.
>>382693914
>people waste years of their life
Now this is what I call........ *puts on sunglasses* epic cringe....
>today I will remind them
>>382693230
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about?
>>382693980
that's /v/s fetish
>>382694000
the sad thing is this isn't an old game
>>382693841
He's a business major, of course he has an ego
As for the clapping, he said that he knew going in to his run that most of the audience back home wouldn't see the difficulty of his tricks, so he made the crowd at GDQ clap for effect. Cool move in my book.
>>382693795
>>382693935
>>382693972
I just like that he's knowledgeable and seems happy to be there. Just made a game I had no interest in interesting.
>>382694042
Yep.
>>382694000
>20 year old
The game is like 3 years old.
>>382693921
Yes. Still has a cute voice though.
Dude in the pic is the current britbong commentator.
fuck I thought this was going to be lovely planet not freedom planet
>>382693883
It just needs to be retimed since the normal gameplay wasn't fucked with, it probably didn't get WR if the timer was screwed up though.
What kind of accent is that?
LET THE APE SPEAK
I'd want this guy to shut up if the runner didn't sound like he has down syndrome
This black guy will tell whitie to shut the fuck up halfway through, it'll be this years Caveman-Chibi moment
Just you wait
>>382693908
uma delicia is probably the one of the best recent memes.
>>382693993
D
E
L
I
C
I
A
>>382694010
>>382694079
More conundrum symbol cats
>>382693908
cannibal
>>382694145
Brits saving the event as is tradition.
>>382693518
Probably not donating anymore but watching for sure.
I love this commentator. The high energy is kind of contagious.
WHERE IS REVOLUCIOON
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
This shit is lame
>>382694213
kek
>>382693978
Dat drank got em faded bruv. Its a blacc thang you wouldn't understand.
#UnWoke
>>382694180
>mmm mum mummmm freedom planet mmm jumpin mmm I'm jump fast mmm
This event so far
>this run
Dude looks fucked up
This would be a really awkward run without the couch commentary
>>382694072
>people living
this game looks better than every Game Sega has ever invented...
>guy on couch enthusiastic
>gun running cant put together a sentence
the odd couple here
>>382693534
Where is the unpixelated version?
does this event have any "weeb-block" that i should know the time of?
>>382693908
Why are people freaking out over this? You wouldn't get these reactions when seeing a whole pig or something.
UGA BOOGA
oh god every time he speaks I lose it
>>382694261
too much skilled running and good commentary and not enough #cringe #memes for you?
KEK runenr cant talk with this guy on couch
>>382694354
One is british and the other is a brazilian nigger that barely speaks english.
>>382694213
>>382694336
dude looks like if you crossed a nigger and a french guy
>>382693798
I'd fit right at home on the Sega Saturn. Why no one has offered to backport Freedom Planet to that console is a mystery.
I think there's something mentally wrong with the black man.
>tries to get some words in
>mumbles so people can't make out what he's saying
>speedtalking brit just starts talking over him
damn
>>382694345
>people
>>382694184
I'm waiting with baited breath. I thought the same thing.
I like the commentator on the couch, he sounds cheery
>>382694424
he looks like jay-z
>>382694335
Didn't know this show was still on
>>382694261
I'm enjoying the high energy/low energy contrast.
>>382694461
Yeah, he's brazillian.
>brit constantly talking over the mumbling runner
>>382694213
>>382694180
Yeah, Jesus Christ. I like commentary but the guy seems like he consumed some excess sugar.
Is this some kind of Jay and Silent Bob reenactment?
>>382694461
>>382694386
It's pretty possible to get AIDS from eating a monkey, specially in Brazil.
>>382694472
>
>>382694424
what's the difference?
>Wanted to watch freedom planet
>Got a coding science lesson instead.
Finally some potential drama
postan some webm because this shit is a snoozefest
>>382694424
>nigger and a french guy
huh?
>>382694472
>
>>382694335
That looks fun.
>>382694508
lel
There hasnt been a run this good this year
since halo
>>382693970
His english is probably not the best.
holy shit its true, he looks exactly like felipe
When did the British Scientist from Pacific Rim get a job with AGDQ?
>>382694416
The runner can't talk in general, be thankful that we have the commentator.
Is the guy doing a speedrun of commentary?
>>382694556
Raw monkeys maybe. Cooking them is fine.
The runner looks drugged out but the way he's playing the game you'd think he's on speed or some shit.
>fat tranny looking thing on the couch for no other reason but to have a tranny around
figures
>>382694560
herf derf faget get off mah vidyer
>>382694560
>>382694598
>>382694472
>pe_p_e
>>382694668
No, that's just a fat dude.
WHAT IS JUSTICE?
http://archive.is/HJxDx
WHAT IS FUN?
>>382694109
the energy and knowledge are good, but he needs to slow down, unwind a bit, not commentate on every tiny action
>>382694668
wait.....that's a tranny? he's not even close to passing. like not even trying levels of bad.
Why is the bald man there
>>382694424
So a french guy?
>>382694668
I think its just a guy with a shitty haircut
if it was a tranny it'd be speaking
>>382694556
Brazil has one of the lowest % of AIDS on the planet. Nice try though.
>pixel frame perfect exploit
Is this a commentary speed run?
uhhh im so fast right now NIGGGUUUUH
Has the other guy on the couch said a single word?
>>382694629
You mean Bettynho, Felipe is some random guy he tagged on the post
>>382694737
So a tranny.
>>382694760
>>382694668
>every ugly girl and every guy with longer hair is now trans
>>382694798
Once and the other guy just talking over him
>>382694416
>>382694184
FP's a pretty input-heavy game for commenting and Fladervy's quiet to begin with because English isn't his native language
They're cool with each other
>>382694798
He looks embarrassed.
>>382694798
>holyshitimbald
>>382694560
quads
>>382694668
Thats supposed to be a tranny? i thought it was just a fat guy with long disgusting hair
*Pinky & The Brain theme starts playing*
>>382694798
He turned and smiled once
>>382694737
>>382694758
>>382694762
i'm pretty sure that being a fat guy with long hair qualifies you as a tranny nowadays.
>>382694668
Just looks like a fat metalhead to me
>>382694798
Has he ever had a chance?
son you're getting educated British style, get a fucking crumpet and shut your trap.
>huge bald spot
>long hair
name a worse look than this desu
>>382694668
So every dude with long hair is a tranny now?
>it's a guy won't shut the fuck up episode
aaaaaaa
>>382694931
Manbun.
Is anyone going to make a new thread?
Should I just turn into a furry at this point, /v/?
>>382694956
It's either this or donations
>>382694931
Comb overs are worse
>>382694993
Who?
>>382695012
Still not on page 10, why?
>>382694921
according to /v/ maybe.
WILLY
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L
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NILLY
I
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L
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>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 dead
>akchewly is shhmuhb dug wuggle mmmmmmmm
I'd be happy for this guy to commentate everything from now on.
>>382695050
The dude running right now
>>382694993
Is that an anime getting punched by a dick?
>>382695050
current runner, duh
>>382694570
sauce my dude
>you finally made to the event
>you get drunk
>you get frisky with that mysterious girl
>you show her you room card key
>she winks
>it's on
>things get pretty intense
>she doesn't want to turn on the lights
>you finally get your filthy hand into her junk
>that is a dick
>you get out of there in seconds
>she tweets about your hate attitude in less than 2 minutes
>you are banned from the event for life
The first actual speed game. Nice.
Seems also better than most sonic games.
>>382694993
Aww.. He's just really shy. Poor guy. I hope the britfag can shut up for a second and maybe allow him to calm down without having some autsfuck constantly shout behind him.
>slow mumbling nigga and a cartoon-sounding chatterbox britbong
is this a parody
>>382694993
So The British Guy is actually being a complete bro because the French dude is shy?
WTF? I LOVE ENGLAND NOW!
>>382689030
If only this were the truth.
>>382688936
Trannies have basically taken over every facet of the speedrunning community. I have no reasonable explanation for why, but it's bad enough now that they've had to make rules for it. Pic related.
>>382695050
Autosaging happens after 500 posts, but I see someone has made a new one.
>>382694335
>i cast magic missile
http://archive.is/HJxDx
http://archive.is/HJxDx
http://archive.is/HJxDx
>>382695219
That it hit the bump limit is no reason to make another thread.
>>382695179
no anon you keep going when you find the dick. amateur mistake
Runner looks like he's gonna blow chucks at any second.
>>382695164
[Fatalpulse (Asanagi)] DANKE DANKEI REVOLUTION