Degeneracy general.
>NOW
Europoor Simulator (Ape Escape)
>SOON
Europoor In A Ball (Super Monkey Ball Deluxe)
>LATER
Murrica': The Game (Freedom Planet)
>for such a great cause
>>382680159
>NIGGERS LOL!!!!! spam in twitch chat from literal children
>epic int/ memes in OP
do you ever wonder if this ebin racebait 'n' geopilitics shit has run its course now
>which we named "Monkey"
I don't have a reaction image for this.
>Named our baby Monkey
>>382680732
>>382680478
If you're not naming your child after an English monarch, you're doing it wrong
>>382680812
>naming your offspring after the cuck-kings
>>382680159
apparently the stopwatch has been running slow, meaning that all the times up till now are wrong.
Someones going to have to go back and re-time the Castlevania run.
>>382681304
Really? That was just a rumor though wasn't it?
>ape escape
>super monkey ball
>>382681453
>Brazil will be a superpower in 2030
Stay mad.
>>382681375
www twitch tv/videos/156074788
@14 hours the Okami run is at time 17:41
@15 hours the Okami run is at time 1:16:49
>WORLD RECORD
>WORLD RECORD
>WORLD RECORD
>world record btw
/v/ how can I become this cool?
I enjoy playing video games. I enjoy watching speedruns. I enjoy spending time with all of you here.
>>382682402
i was barely watching.
did he have some super new skip that he was able to use? he didnt seem happy at all.
Uhh, so that was a world record btw
>>382682507
Do you masturbate to anime daily?
>>382682507
>>382682535
alpha as fuck
>>382682552
No.But I could start.
>>382682530
Unpopular category I think.
>>382682524
Fuck off.
Is this the first GDQ in a while without a token female?
>>382682530
>>382682535
Least hype WR ever
Granted dude is training for the 2020 Olympics so I think he's got more going for him than just speedrunning, unlike most of the speedrunners at gdq
>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
>1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
1 CENT FOR EACH BIT
TriHard ?
>>382682553
That was a great run, guy was pretty cool, seemed to know a decent amount about the game and it was entertaining.
>>382682535
no one cared
nice crowd
>>382682738
There are no females here. Only """females""". We have quite a few of those though.
>>382680159
Where's the futile comment about keeping things on topic?
Does DS Dad show up to every single one of these? I've never seen one without him.
>>382682738
depends if you count trannies as female
time for a shit Sonic fangame run by a brazilian with a genuinely autistic couch commentary
WHERES THE KEKING? I WAS PROMISED KEKING AND DRAMA.
>Doctors (((Without Borders)))
WE CAPTURED ALL THE MONKEYS NOW THEY'RE GOING IN GOTCHA BALLS AND NEVER GETTING OUT
>>382681375
>>382682402
>>382682507
>>382682530
>>382682535
>>382682634
>>382682749
See >>382681304
Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xjdCQkjiVM
>Literally rigged
The timer is wrong you inbred mouthbreathers
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6l1052/the_sgdq2017_stopwatch_on_screen_is_running_too/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6l1052/the_sgdq2017_stopwatch_on_screen_is_running_too/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6l1052/the_sgdq2017_stopwatch_on_screen_is_running_too/
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedrun/comments/6l1052/the_sgdq2017_stopwatch_on_screen_is_running_too/
.. How does a timer run off?
What memes have I missed?
gib me urgdqWEBMS
>>382682808I gave up, it's all shit now anyway.
>>382682524I forgot. What's his name again?
>>382680159
>SGDQ General
>>>/vg/
>Super Monkey Ball
Who fucking cares about this boring game?
>>382682815
He literally became a donate reader because he kept starving for attention. He did all the stuff the whole GDQ staff tries to prevent, but for some reason he got praised....I don't really get it
>>382682874
by... poor... coding...
>>382682906
Nice bounce
>>382682895
someone got WR, no one gave a fuck
>>382682923
>hey everybody I'm new!!!
>>382682923
>>382682795
>being this much of a newfag
/v/ is permitted by mods to maintain ONE gdq thread during the week it's on.
>>382680406
>anti/pol/fags are worse than /pol/
Well, color me suprised.
>>382682906
Female persuasion is so scarce, /v/ gets seduced by any titty monster
>>382682938
how to spot a pleb
Any good runs between Metroid and now?
>>382682507
>>382682402
>>382682535
Maybe not, everything is going to have to be re-timed because the stopwatch is confirmed running slow.
In 1 hour in, clock can be showing 59:10
>>382682938
People who aren't fags.
You're not a fag, are you?
reminder
>>382682974
a timer seems like something you just grab an established library for rather than try and do it yourself
>>382682868
>speedrunning megaevent
>timer is fucked
holy
fucking
shit
>Sonic Generations
>then Sonic Colours
WHAT THE FUCK
>>382683036
not true. every previous event the threads got deleted on /v/.
Any cringey moments happend yet
>>382682874
Jewish tricks
>>382682920
Thought nobody would notice, pervert?
>>382682868
>mfw:(
>>382682906
Super Meat Boy indeed.
>>382682872
>all the WRs done are fake
fuck
>>382683050
To be fair, titty monsters are seductive.
>>382683105
Literally born in the 00s, huh?
>>382682938
The way I found out about this was someone linking a video of a Super Monkey Ball speedrun.
>>382682872
>The timer is wrong you inbred mouthbreathers
wr denying butthurt nerds
>monkey block
>GTA: San Andreas is next
Damn, Uyama, a little on the nose, no?
>>382682906
GOLEM
>>382683090
to be fair, if they did delete /pol/ then even more of them would flood other boards
This announcer can't read to save his fucking life.
>>382683105
This shit has been going on for over half a decade newboi
>>382683090
deleting /pol/ would make every board worse than it already is
Jcool's track record in the Monkey Ball series is pretty sick. This may be genuinely interesting.
>>382682868
What the fuck? They fucked up the most important component of a speed running event. What morons.
Greetings from _______
>>382683161
try to act like this isn't your first time here
>every single run thus far is invalid because the timer was fucked
>none of them were WRs
MY
FUCKING
SIDES
>inb4 we get "trans-time"
>Pronounce this in Swedish
>Allah is one of the words
smb time lets fuckin go
>>382683186
Is that the most /fa/ guy ever or what?
so.... Is speedrunning the most degenerate act ever performed by humans?
>>382683090
If /pol/ got deleted, 4chan would fall apart even faster than what it is now.
Remember that this is quite literally, the only place on the entire internet other than 8 where r/the_donald is allowed to shitpost about Trump in a positive light, because everywhere else would shadowban you in a heartbeat for not praising Goddess Empress Hillary Clinton.
>>382683186
Oh lawdy!
FIRST FOR TRUTH
>>382683184
I fucking wish they would put GTA:SA in GDQ. That run is so sick
The people that donate are such fucking faggots, it is unbelievable. It confuses me more and more every year.
>>382682906
Obligatory
>>382682906
Running after chad
He probably fucked those tits later
>>382682945
>how do you like your milkshake.webm
>>382683186
GET YE
GONE
O
N
E
>>382683287
too soon, too pure
>>382683209
you're a fucking retard, the mods wanted us to fuck off to srg before. you're new as fuck and don't know that.
>>382683209
>half a decade
>wahhhh all these newfags trying to change how /v/ operates
Newfags are the reason why this reddit shilling for people to line their pockets in the name of charity is permitted.
>>382682906
I shouldn't post this after... you know what, happened to him. But this was hilarious
>>382683287
Too pure for this world, that's why GDQ had to kill him off.
Why the fug are they running the shitty mirrors edge sequel.
>>382682945
is that a fucking mega milk shirt?
>>382682906
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL UDDERS
HOLY FUCK I WANT TO SUCK THEM DRY
>>382683186
>that hunch
miring, god damn
its beautiful
>>382682868
That's what happens when you can't program.
>>382683329
>Monkey Ball
Nice
>all 300 stages
Why are there 2 couches?
>we're gonna be playing all 300 levels
>>382683095
This is GDQ, they can't set up shit after so many years.
How much you guys wanna bet that he'll accidentally go for the wrong goal on a level?
>>382682906
Sweet lord have mercy
>>382683440
>3DP
>>382683160
Well yeah, but...
whens BoTW?
>>382682906
IS SHE BACK? she got her chair sniffed>>382682906
>>382683440
me on the right
>>382683440
YES this is making me straight again
>>382683090
>If /pol/ was deleted they'd have to migrate to a new board since their homes are no more
>Like refugees
I'm not ready for that
>>382683471
back couch is to get in some sneaky handjobs without the viewers noticing
>>382683471
as an excuse to push the audience back even further
>>382683313
SAVED
thank you, my lad
>>382683471
so there can be more people on the couches you dunce
>>382680159
Why did AGDQ ban this emote?
Are they Islamaphobes?
>>382683440
>coalburners
Disgusting.
How was the Actraiser run?
>>382683440
Porn stars are degenerate. At least post wholesome and loving girls if youre going to post 3DPD.
>protip: you cant
When was the last good GDQ?
And what caused this immense decline in quality?
I seriously don't know.
>>382683440
>that ass
You can grasp the exact moment the sadness hits his face
>>382683525
true facts
itty bitty titty ladies with a good derriere are amazing
bit tits on a stick are rare, and many times fake
Anyone else think it would be fun to be the monkey?
>>382683647
Probably 2014
>Jcool
>isn't cool
>>382683692
>his
Be more specific.
>>382683551
But don't you love refugees?
>cant type Super TriHard Ball Deluxe
>>382683692
But the guy on the right seems pretty happy
>>382683647
2014
greed and infiltration by authoritarian SJWs
>>382683374
what happened to him later?
>>382683647
2013
The oldbois who made the event comfy stopped showing up and a bunch of newfags and normalfags invaded.
>>382683726
yea
>>382683692
>Spike visibly repulsed by the tranny.
/ourguy/
I hate how the crowd is so far back now, it's fucking gay
Fun Fact: Surgeons actually play this game as operation practice.
>>382682945
what do you guys think about "DS dad"? he always has to be in line with the camera, i feel like he's just an attention whore
>>382683440
me on the left
>>382683741
looks cool to me, senpai
>>382682906
>>382683775
became a tranny
>>382683692
I feel bad for Spike.
>>382683794
Stop spoonfeeding.
>>382683840
I don't care. He doesn't do spergy shit.
>>382683754
>tfw got permanently banned for typing "TriHard Game?"
I bet half of the people that has typed anything in chat is banned
>>382683276
Yeah I'm sure everyone, especially these days just can't stop talking about how much they love Clinton. Isn't it about time to move on, Trumpfag? It's been over half a year now and you guys are still going on about Hillary and Obama's misdeeds as opposed to talking about anything positive your candidate has done.
>9 year old on the couch
Why?
>>382683794
>ban evading
>>382683665
>>382683814
Based black man bathing in milk.
>>382683871
oh you better believe that's a bannin'
>>382683692
Now you know how Trannies ruin fucking everything
>>382683871
I almost killed myself.
this speedrun is kind of amazing
>>382683647
2014, AGDQ 2015 had the last good couch setup though. After that it went to the shit setup we have now.
>>382683647
SGDQ 2013 was last really good GDQ. After that they started to get sponsors who made fun illegal and then SJWs took over and ruined what was left.
>>382683741
Looks like a pretty cool dude to me.
>>382683921
Sacrificial dickings
Watched Halo 1 run yesterday. I fucking love how pretty much every level has some kind of game mechanic exploit to help get trough the level
>>382683692
>mfw i grab a seat before they can sit me next to the tranny
>>382683921
You know why
>An actual good, fast-paced, interesting run
These boys have bad posture
Reminder to sit up straight /v/
>literal kid with lisp on couch
fuck
Monkey ball is the best speed run
>>382683741
>JCool
>Speedruns Super Monkey Ball
Inb4 another "we named our unborn child 'monkey'" donation
>>382683647
2012?
selling out for some normie bucks.
>>382683921
they're all the same mental age, dont see why it matters
>>382683871
wow that's embarrassing why would you show your face
>>382683871
GET THAT ASS BANNED
Guys
What do trannies smell like?
>>382684005
Halo has been the best run of the event so far
runner was chill, couch was chill, run was cool and no cringy shit
Which games are you truly looking forward to guys and why?
>player glitches trough the wall
>audience claps
>>382684035
Super Monkey Ball is pretty reliable in that regard.
>>382684035
Monkey Ball runs are usually good enough so that even GDQ can't make them bad.
>>382683913
yea i can agree with that. maybe i'm just too cynical
>>382684065
alt-retards are completely socially unaware while making fun of lefty retards for that reason
>>382684083
bread
>>382683090
why do poltards have to insert themselves into everything
>>382684042
sitting is bad for blood flow. i walk on the treddie or lay in bed with a monitor mounted on the ceiling.
>>382684107
sm64 ran by wr holder
The child sounds like superkai
>>382683871
>hate speech
rip
>>382683871
CeRTIFIeD DANK MY FRIENDS XD
>>382684097
it really was. kind of surprising
holy shit boys
its a run that isnt boring
>>382684083women
>>382684112
>anon shitposts
>gets free (you)s
>>382684107
so why are people infatuated with this ugly bimbo?
>there's an hour and a half of this
Best run so far desu
>>382684083
chemicals
>>382683993
you what
>>382684112
monkey ball actually takes skill you cuck
>>382683991
>>382683868
looks like a fag
what is it with monkey ball runners and looking like fags, look at geoff
>>382684083
salty coins
>using background objects to finish the level
yooooooooooooooooooooo
>>382684083
Baby wipes
>jcool
Where's Miles or Geoff?
>>382684265
Way more fun than the generic side scroller platformers.
>>382683918
>replying seriously to pasta
Is that you miles?
>>382684296
Monkey Ball is objectively for fags.
>>382683871
Do these maga guys have any self awareness?
>World record player as the runner
This is going to be tight as fuck.
>LEMON KEY BALL for the 15th time
>90 minutes
Anyone knows how to get the player to take the whole browser screen without going full screen?
Like theater mode but with the video using the chat space.
>>382683871
>pause buffering
>>382684296
Why does he do that to his hair?
>pause buffering
fucking casuals
>>382683186
What the fuck, is that Joshimuz?
>>382683871
>>382683583
no but the 12 year olds in twitch chat sure are
>>382684223Post it.
>>382684065
>implying he didn't make all the alt-right honeys moist
Pic related. Its my alt-rightfu
>>382684406
>can't get laid
>choose to blame women
it all makes sense
>>382684403
close the chat screen, theres an arrow on the top right
>>382684403
There is an arrow in the upper right corner (left of the chat though) that will minimize the chat, then you can go in theatre mode.
It's time to vote, bois
Multiple selection
>>382684403
Use the popout url in a seperate window.
>American flag
Ban this fucking game
>>382684408
I think pause buffering in SMB is fine, because they allow you to beat the stages in more interesting and faster ways. It's not like in OoT, where you sit through a minute of frame-by-frame advancements to cross one gap.
>>382684065
I'm guessing that was unintentional since he didn't look at the camera.
>>382684107
I want to see ME Catalyst. Never watched a run of it. Regular Mirror's Edge runs are fucking awesome but they ruined the one at this event by running glitchless when 95% of the movement tech in mirrors edge is through fucking glitches
>>382684509
>shits in diapers and tries selling it to her fans
lmao
>>382683692
spike is still a bullshitter but they reel him in pretty hard.
>>382684534
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735
>>382684534
nice link idiot
>>382684534
Great job faggot.
>>382684296
soon to be tranny
>>382684403
>browser
Use Streamlink with Twitch GUI and MPC-HC.
>>382684408
>expecting non-safe-strats at a marathon
Don't be so negative, Anon.
>>382684534
>games winning
Really guys?
>>382684546
inb4 triggered /pol/
>>382684509
that's a man, correct?
>>382684547
I know it's not as bad inthis game but I guess i've seen it with OoT too many times hat i"m just generally sick of it
Why a decent looking runner like the current runner is not a tranny but all the ugly one is?
i fucked it up
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735
>>382684572
source
why arent >we spamming twitch chat?
>>382684607
>not youtube-dl
>>382684645
No.
>>382684680
The boredom should be an option, I literally have nothing else to do so I might as well watch this.
>>382684645
If so, the trannies at GDQ should learn a thing or two from him.
>>382684607
nice quality
>>382684083
DSP
>>382684708
I want the old days where people like you stayed on 9gag back
>>382684107
STOP STARING AT MY AS ANON
REEE
DO I LOOK LIKE AN OBJECT TO YOU????
>>382683390
The only one to notice besides me.
>>382684607
>not mpv
please update me on past 24h drama
>>382684107
hollow knight and divinity original sin are gonna be gr8
>>382684786
I put it on high quality instead of source so it doesn't lag my vidya.
>>382684723
You don't know what.
>>382684845
there is none
is freedom planet the furfag game?
>double frame
>perfect trick
>i just glitched the fuck out of this game
>*audience claps*
>>382684845
girl with big boobers
>>382684817
gamergate was the fucking beginning of the end for this shit board.
>>382684817
012 poster here
Anyone been banned yet?
>act as if easy level is hard
Hehe xD
literally me
>>382684845
Hasn't been much.. The only tranny to chimp out at was on the pre-show.
The timer is somehow not working properly which is absolutely hilarious and basically the only source of drama.
>>382684953
>>382684817
that spike was the fappenning. nobody knows what the fuck gg is.
>>382684845
some donation said "my wife's son" and that's been the highlight of the whole stream
>>382684935
>Glitch
It's not a glitch, my man.
TAKE A SHOT EVERYTIME THE AUDIENCE CLAPS FOR A RUNNER PLAYING THE GAME
YOU WILL DIE
>>382684927
Quintessential furfag game
Even more than Undertale
>>382684882
That's Eliza from /r9k/. 100% female.
>>382684845
>tranny announcer
>the only real girls there have giant boobs
>boring games so far
>>382685008
Your monitor is way too small to be setting it up like that.
>>382684935
>you're not allowed to play the game unless it's exactly how the developers wanted you to
Why are people still hyped about Monkey Ball?
It's still the same every year
>>382685008
where is your second screen anon?
Fucking boring run as usual
>>382685080
to be fair, at least this run is interesting
physics based games are always the best for speedrunning
>Clapistan
HAHA HE FELL XD
>>382685120
I feel the same about Tetris at this point
>>382683871
A WILD 'PEDE APPEARS
see you fellas on reddit!
>>382685112
>>382685136
On a laptop, but I can still see everything fine.
>>382685089
>girls go to /r9k/ to attention whore because they know it's filled with a bunch of betas
kek
>>382685120
Play it and you will know why.
>>382680406
gas yourself tranny
>>382685120
autistic skill
>No risky strats
>No fun
>No drama
>Big hall with a distant audience
I miss GDQ when it was in a small smelly room filled with unwashed nerds (male) and people could cuss without thin skinned fags calling the sponsor police
Any good speedruns of Super Metroid with the key power ups set to on from the start? I watched a run of fusion that did that and it was a fun ride.
>>382684983
dansgaming got thrown out of the event for shoving a tranny but that's it
>>382685120
Because Monkey Ball played well looks super impressive.
For about 10 minutes until bouncing straight to the goal at mach speed over and over gets repetitive.
>>382685207
Don't worry, tetris is now diverse enough to be fun again.
>>382684107
DOOM, Divinity Original Sin, Oblivion, Mandate from Heaven, Necrodancer
>>382685120
This is the first event I watched live besides parts of the very first one
alright alright
>>382684817
>still feel like cancer because I started posting during chanology
>tfw I'm basically an ancientfag compared to most posters now
>>382684817
>old days
You mean when we were actually a unified group of autists that raided everything?
1h30m of this. Oh joy
>>382685261
>implying the good times could last
http://taskinoz.com/gdq/
>>382683843
the asian dude playing pocket pool?
>>382685207
>>382685120
>play the same few safe games at both AGDQ and SGDQ every single year because they're immediately recognizable by normies
>they get stale and no one really cares anymore
>but as soon as someone whips out a relatively obscure game everyone stops caring, even the runner
Wow, shocker.
Sega needs to do a PC port of super monkey ball
>>382685270
fuck off weeaboo faggot
Who is the best monkey in video games?
>>382685270
i-i added you the last time you posted this. Did you not get enough requests the last time or something?
>>382685238
All the oldfags killed themselves. /r9k/ is just /soc/ lite and normalfag central at this point.
>>382685270
You're just a boy aren't you? Not even cute I bet.
>>382685372
the problem is usually the obscure games are just playing the game normally and the games are indie shit rather than old school obscure
>>382685323
ape escape is an actual speedgame you uncultured swine
>>382685270
>78 friends
>>382685381
Wow i've never seen the original
>>382685381
looks like you got the best option anon
>>382685278
Why hasnt his stream been shut down yet? Im so tired of his oppressive emotes being used to demean minorities.
>>382685427
>>382685261
Speaking of, why IS the audience so far away this year? Seems like it gets worse and worse every GDQ. By SGDQ 2018 you won't even be able to see the crowd.
I like Monkey Ball, at least it's relaxing and not some annoying runner.
>>382685350
maybe
What are the new memes for this year?
>>382685270
lmao friend collector
>>382685270
Post your boipucci or fuck off faggot.
>>382685517
At least they're actually showing the audience this year
>>382685469
wait i meant super monkey ball though i guess it's the same game
Is there a list of all upcoming games?
This is actually more boring than I expected.
>>382685381
>/ss/ is all monster titty and incest
Awful.
>>382685372
The thing is
Runners have an immensely shit taste when it comes to picking obscure games
>>382680937
Wat?
>>382683872
what the fuck really?
>>382685270
Cancer
Keep it to /trash/
>>382685428I didn't get any, at least I didn't see any ;w;
>>382685584
https://gamesdonequick.com/schedule
>>382685517
I don't know, but having the attendees in another time zone makes this really uncomfortable looking. I would have dragged a chair up behind the couch desu.
>>382685381
fapping to anything but females (male) would be a hate crime
are there any trannies that are going to speedrun instead of flaunting their mental illness on the stream
>>382685552
>if a girl is posted on 4chan instead of looking at her boobs I instantly look at the crotch to make sure it's not a trap
Fuck this place. You guys broke me.
>>382685584
in the op
>Another whole hour of this fucking monkey game
>>382685626
Who's Dan?
>>382685626
What's that emote like?
>>382685612
It's not about shit taste. It's because only the real shit obscure games have easy WRs.
>>382685674
Nah OP fucked up and forgot it.
>>382685676
stay mad lmao
>>382683050
I went to three separate house clubs and parties yesterday and didn't see a single chick with tits like that. It would seduce anybody who's not a fag.
>>382685552
Pretending to hate traps
>>382685467
>the problem is usually the obscure games are just playing the game normally
The thing is that you need tasfags and glitch hunters to find useful glitches, and you need a community to have those.
Paper Mario TTYD was basically a glitchless speedrun for years until some glitch hunters got interested in it and within a couple years the run changed into basically a string of tricks.
>>382685626
>Oh, sick
Even types like a dude
>>382685626
>guys dressed as chicks is "transphobic" now
This person must have a stroke very halloween
>>382685687
that's princessproto's real name
>>382685687
Some fat boring bald guy people worship for some reason
>>382685696
>>382685676
>Another whole hour of this fucking monkey game
>NICE
COOL HOMAGE TO MY BOY STEVE
>>382685626
>Banning emotes because you're a fucking freak
And people why SGDQ is a fucking terrible
when is botw
>>382685626
>emote is a man in a wig with lipstick
>transphobic
what the fuck
>>382684817
T_D here, thanks for having me, fellow 4channers :^)
Post good looking trannies.
Remember, good looking trannies are not gay.
>>382685837
nice hiss
>>382685676
Time to go on Omegle and show my junk to strangers.
>hotpockets monitoring thread
god bless
The only good monkey speed games are DKC 1 and 2.
And only if it's a race.
Monkeys suck at speed.
>>382685754
That man is living the dream
This monkey ball run ispretty interesting desu
>>382685837
Is this as impressive as it looks? Because it looks really fucking impressive.
>>382685924
FRUIT UNDERTONES
>>382685958
MOMMY
>>382685819
That looks like the emote's character is holding up his chibi-arms up to his chin in glee.
>>382685910
>>382684817
>mfw coming here during the habbo raids used to be something worthy of ridicule
time flies
>>382685910
>>382685910
>trannies can only be """"""good"""""" looking if you hide their man hands, scrawny legs, thin waists, hands, and feet
>>382685956
t. Hasn't seen the movie
>>382685958
it's cool but i don't know if i want another hour of it
>>382685885
Nope.
Super Monkey Ball is techincal and all, but DAMN is this shit boring as fuck.
>>382685837
>when the type 2 instant coffee hits you
>>382685885
literally not in the schedule
>>382685819
Fuck off faggot, Dan is cool and actually entertaining.
Hey /v/got time for donations?
>he had to sound out the word "compensation"
>>382686070
faggot
He had trouble saying compensation?
reminder to everyone complaining, this run could be that trials fusion run from last year
>>382686090
It's a donation incentive game.
5th july is going to be best day
>>382685671
>>382686093
All he does is backtalk to npcs he's fucking dull
>>382685998
would fucking demolish regardless of sex
source
>>382685626
>SGDQ chat mod is a pony fag
Memes write themself
>>382685626
the emote looks more like a girl than proto desu
>>382685994
Smells like wood...maybe not an oak
Cedar maybe?
monkey ball is SICK
>>382686040
Maybe I should. What movie is it senpai
>>382685910
>>382686070
Sorry not every game is RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING with explosions everywhere.
Is monkey ball the most aesthetic game?
>>382686040
What's his problem?
>>382685885
Anon, please, I don't want to get hard right now.
>>382686182
kek
Any good discord servers to talk about this?
Stream chat is no option and this place is full of shitposters
>Watch GDQ a few years back, can't remember when
>Didn't know about any famous runners or anything just enjoyed people having a grand old time
>Cut to now
>Seems it's literally trannies playing the same game over and over
What happened while I was away?
>>382686169
You can probably reverse image search it.
No nudes though.
>>382686229
Who is she?
>>382686224
Live By Night.
Pretty boring early on though.
>>382686229
Bullshit. Are you telling me that's a girl(male)?
Post more speedrunner/gdq tittymonsters
>this entire run
>>382686147
I can't find it in the tracker, I don't think you're right.
>>382686172
This generation of men has been turned into sissies and pansies.
Next war Russia will steamroll America.
>>382686306
They kicked everyone, even some staff for trying to have a lil bit of fun.
No new games cuz FUCK YOU
The donation incentives seem really high this time around.
When I watched RPG Limit Break people were getting entries for SE video games at the $5 level. Here the $20 level gets you a shot at some autistic handmade plushie.
GDQs have always been higher but they seem to be going up even by GDQ's own standards.
>>382686369
>this entire run
>>382686249
sorry, i just want botw
Isn't the timer fixed now?
>>382686245
Movie is set in a time period where the KKK was in their prime, he is a hardcore christian and her daughter (the one he's spanking) became addicted to heroine and whoring herself
>>382686445
Wake up, Aniki!
>>382685626
shouldn't they escalate this to twitch support?
>>382686373
its right there
>>382686203
it is the best jam.... that i have ever eat in my entire life
>>382686306
(((Sponsors))) happened, made sure you weren't allowed to have fun or they'd look bad for sponsoring a bunch of immature fucks.
Then SJWs came along and molested the corpse and dressed it up in drag.
So now they only play the same few games each year, with a few absurdly obscure games in the mix that are only ran by a single tranny.
>tl;dr GDQ is a business now and not an event for fun
>>382686172
At least he has good taste.
>>382686492
>>382685998
>>382686169
>>382686308
That was Freckles or something from /soc/ in the day but I think she posted on /b/ and stuff. She did some pay cam shit on that my girl fund website or whatever I think.
>>382686369
>this entire run
>>382686381
With whom, drunken degenerate trash? I love how /pol/ idolizes Russia without even living there and realizing that that country has no future.
>>382686462
allegedly but it's hard to tell - it was slow by like one second every 20 mins or something
SJW's and Trannies have ruined GDQ, why even bother
>>382686492
>>382686445
Wake up aniki, you are missing an ape go7ng through levels again and aga..zzzzz
>>382686381
Don't give me false hopes, anon
This would be too good to be true
>>382686552
OHAYOOOOOO WAKE UP ANIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>382686229
i have seen the source video session
that shit is witchcraft
>>382686605
I watch to try to find confirmation that they actually ruined it but all I'm seeing is a successful event to raise money for a good cause.
>>382686458
>too gay to be appealing to straightfags
>too feminine to be appealing to homos
who's the target audience here?
>>382686503
WHERE
>>382686605
And they raise money for human trafficking. Fuck this shitshow.
>>382686705
trapfags
What are some speedruns that really make you think?
yo this shit is bananas
>that bonus stage exit
>>382686705
fujos
>>382686546
>implying ponyfags know anything about taste
>>382686651
>>382686705
my dick
>>382686705
People with actual taste.
So not you.
>>382686705
this might surprise you, but not every homo is into the same homo shit.
>>382686587
>/pol/ idolising russia
Lol, they don't even consider slavs white
>>382686748
What's with the cat?
>>382686501
oh, never mind of course they did
https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/881870541325512704
>runner does exactly what is required to beat the level in a casual run
>retard chat rides his dick
Do these retards even play videogames
>>382686325
>>382686309
this run is really good, omg
Sarina Valentina
YOLO i love videogames
>>382686587
>With whom, drunken degenerate trash?
Yeah because violent sergej running on two liters of vodka is a more capable and brutal fighter than bronydue #2455424
And god beware if sergej decides to bring vlad and ivan too
>>382686748
S-so it's like that huh... I see now...
>>382686765
I meant taste in ponies, Anon. It's all relative.
>>382686705
fujoshit
>>382686748
>This worthless fat fuck has a gf
>Majority of /v/ does not
Whats your excuse?
>>382685926
S-show me instead
>>382686308
Literally looks like a little boy. Nothing tranny about this one
babyrage
is that literally a 12 year old on the couch?
>american speedrunning event
>clap when anything happens
>>382686369
>this entire run
*pretends to be bad at the game or not know what to do*
>>382686739
what?
>all those fall outs
>>382686897
>It's all relative
*tips fedora*
>>382686996
PogChamp
>>382686979
O-okay
>>382687118
haHAA
The fucking baby monkey sounds are so fucking annoying.
>>382686996
>>382687118
>>382687064
MSF is one of the many organizations trafficking sandnigger rapists into Europe
The monkey tries too hard to be cute and its annoying
>>382687210
delete this
>>382687024
He looks malnourished.
>>382687194
I think it's hot.
I can't believe he got through that 3 frame window.
heh alrigghhttt...nicee....heh this is jcool1989forspeedruninfo dot com...
>>382687064
The NGO they're raising money for is bringing nigger from Africa to Europe.
>>382686369
You wouldn't fuck a monkey, would you?
>>382687210
What's up with this "cringe" stuff anyway. Seems that any time anyone speaks on twitch it's cringe
>>382687261
suck him off for us anon
>>382687261
Stop trying to turn this into a gay ERP thread weeaboo
>>382686869
Makes you wonder how come ISIS haven't crushed Americans yet.
>>382685253
So edgy
>>382686951
Not worth it.
Never get your dick on crazy.
>>382687194
This. I can't watch anymore.
>>382687312
Donating = Makes America looks better
>>382687261
Keep trying to turn this into a gay ERP thread weeaboo
>>382687064
Inbred morons consider humanitarian aid human trafficking.
Hi guys
Another SGDQ? Sounds great!
Let's get straight to the good stuff
When is the F-Zero GX run?
>>382687261
dude penis lmao
>>382687261
>being gay
>>382687317
Becauseany time anyone speaks on twitch it's cringe
>>382687354
too busy fucking goats and exploding their own men
>>382687424
I want to make AI-chan really mad
>>382687424
not being a bit gay
PRETTY. EPIC.
>>382686996
>>382687118
Hahaha nice twitch meme:ing guys!
Be sure to download the FrankerFaceZ addon for the full experience.
Kappa on bros!!
>>382687421
Where did you come from? You're not from around here.
The best runs are the ones where the runner does not give them time to read donations.
>>382687421
Anon..
>ape escape
>super monkey ball
What did they mean by this?
>>382687261
Is he also forcing you to make pointless attention-seeking posts or is seeking validation every moment of your life just part of your nature
>its ANOTHER sponsor donation
laughing out loud
When will porn games qualify for speedrunning events?
2 years from now?
5 years from now?
They're legitimate games.
TWENTY
>Yeti has to carry this shit so they get the goals
Do you think an AI could ever speedrun videogames?
>50k out of 180k is made by the yetee
MONEY
LAUNDERING
>>382687618
>20 pounds of ass and pussy twerks now
What a glorious age we live in.
>lEL triforce xd
its fucking sierpinski triangle
>>382687496
PepePls
>>382687665
TASbot already exists
>>382687261
>tfw no qt bf kissing my neck right now
>>382687618
Would the goal be to cum as fast as possible?
>half point of the run
Oh boi.
cringe
>>382687647
nah it's fine, have faith in the hundreds of anonymous 1000 dollar donations that are going to start rolling in
I'm a smelly muslim refugee with sand and gunpowder stuck up me bum. The Yeti should just send that money directly me to me.
>>382687779yes
SGDQ fellas already acknowledge the timer issue
they will deploy the fix for the next run
all those WR are over, muh bois
>>382687749
TASbot ain't AI though
Hyped for the Specter Knight run.
>>382687779
Now that's a game I can speedrun
>>382687779
That would suck, you wouldn't be able to grind runs because your times would get longer and longer.
>>382687779
I think we have a lot of WR contenders in this thread right now.
>>382687779
Would watch
haha firs ttry
>>382687779
There was this Japanese TV show where porn stars gave handjobs to players, and whoever could resist cumming the longest won.
>>382687885
They really are years ahead of us
>>382687885
the future is grim
>>382687779
>tfw got the WR for fastest cum
Gonna submit a run for the next sgdq
>Not muting the event at all times
>>382686568
Got any more info? I can't find anything with that ;_;
>>382687885
degeneracy
>>382685013
NO APE WAS ABLE TO ESCAPE!
>>382688106
But the music.
>>382687779
RKI-291
WR champion
>>382688062
You don't belong there faggot.
>>382688182
Open in a different tab or something. I can't tolerate this "le epic meme XD" shit.
>>382687779
I'm looking forward the no hands dildo category.
>>382688005
I would unironically watch with family
BOYFRIEND
this fucking baby monkey
>>382688205
And you belong nowhere, disgusting scum
>>382687618
>twerk
>white
>>382687665
>Do you think an AI could ever speedrun videogames?
Microsoft made something like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQyWMHFjewU
>>382688282
am I (You) ?
>>382688417
>only nigs can twerk
(You)
>all this shit
Banned
>>382688357
>Not focusing on theboipuccicategory
>>382688485
Saline injections?
>>382688485
ew wtf
http://www.strawpoll.me/13347735/
>>382688485
>>382688485
my man
Someone is trying hard https://twitter.com/princessproto/status/881908124168409088
>>382688485
T H I C C C C C C C C X X L
someone make a new thread
>>382688625
Why would a man need bras?
>>382688625
Literally no woman says that, specially on twitter.
>>382688635
just let it die
>>382688625
lol xd
>travel back in time to 2013
>go to AGDQ
>find all the dank bros in there
>tell them about the future of AGDQ
>a future with trannies
>a future with people getting banned for having fun
>get laughed at you
i warned them, lads
nobody listened
>>382688616
>taking up two seats in the subway
>still kinda somewhat hot
HOW
>>382688692
>not wearing your muscle bra at all times
>>382688808
Timeline's self correcting son. Doesn't matter what you try, it will contrive shit to make things play out the way they originally did. Same reason no one can kill Hitler.
>>382688569
the """"""""girls""""""""