>tfw no good dinosaur games

But ark is on sale right n
>Good
Oh fuck almost missed that part, carry on.

>>382677653
Monster Hunter

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If you're wondering, yeah. It's total shit. Avoid this garbage too.

>>382677653
Tycoon games count?
Also Orion Prelude and Guardians is fun

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>>382677653
Dinosaurs aren't cool anymore

>Dino Crisis
>Dino Crisis 2

There was this Jurassic Park game that was kinda silly. You got to play as a t-rex.

>>382678684
>autistic empty sandbox iddling simulator
>garbage hipster dev who hasn't ever played anything but survival meme trash games
>filled with muh realism autistic faggots who get triggered for dying in a videogame

Everything about that game is fucking trash.

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The only good MP dinosaur game ever made and then ruined by shitty devs.

>>382679395
I bought it on sale an got 'triggered' when I died a few time too.
Not because I died, but because the way you actually die is pure shit.

No information about what happened, no chance to see what was done. No chance to learn anything.
Another dino walks up to you an clicks *poof* you're brought to an extinction screen. It wouldn't piss me off so much if it all didn't suck so badly. The way it all happens just isn't fun an rightfully pissed me off after a few times.
A game about dino's eating and hunting each other an its literally the shittiest part unsatisfying part.

Stupid waste of money. What a bizarre community as well, furfags fucking everywhere being awkward, can't bring myself to participate in this level of degeneracy.

>>382680052
>but because the way you actually die is pure shit.
Understandable, the hit detection and combat is pure fucking shit and how you have to "lvl up" all way again to be able to pick a decent dino is pure fucking trash and bad game design. I was mostly talking about the austistic faggots who cry "wah! why you killled me why you so mean ;_;" and claim you should have an actual reason to kill them in a fuckin videogame, and yes its filled with fucking spergs who love getting fucked in the ass by the fucking hack of a dev.

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>>382677653
https://my.mixtape.moe/ifpzrn.webm

>>382679789
>RP servers

>>382679789
>
>>382681714
Beat me to it.

Honestly the game was a lot of fun before they re-released it(seriously, did they even add anything new?) and added crates and meme skins

>>382681714
That was the beggining of the end. Fuck the faggot who started it all by modding the first game to support that shitty, degenerate gamemode.

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Jambo! Safari

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o shit niggers do you remember The Stomping Land?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXuPFbKRTQE

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>>382678314
THIS and pic related, also the sequel.

>>382682557
Was this an actual game or just one of those huge box machine games at arcades?

Does Yoshi's Island count?

>>382682608
I remember getting hype for the camo update and then it fucking died

>>382682608
More like the scamming land

But yeah i remember spambombing their shitty forums with some kingofpol guy, good times.

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https://youtu.be/sWWVgkTSpUM?t=6m3s

primal carnage was sooooo good until they fucking ruined it and turned into a super gay crate RP game

the isle is shit

that upcoming dinosaur game will also be shit

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>>382682608

>>382682828

had almost forgotten about this

>>382682678
>Was this an actual game or just one of those huge box machine games at arcades?
what the fuck do you even mean? It was an arcade game.

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>>382677653
The kid in Jurassic Park that called velociraptors six foot turkeys was right all along.

>>382678314
this was a good ass game, as well as the turoks before it

the shitty reboot not so much

Not just the best dino game, it's one of the best tycoon games.

>>382677653
lmao just play Ark: Survival Evolved(tm) bro XDD

>>382683279
A horse-sized duck can still mess you up

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>party member is dinosaur

>>382684383
Ducks are cool. Geese are assholes.

>>382684383
If you count swans and geese as ducks then they don't need to be horse sized. Swans can kill human kids and probably cripple small teenagers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1EGNaPTACc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xq2wXuDUv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dataRTGfuRk
this fucking game

>>382683279
If Sauropods had no feathers why would a tyrannosaur? don't you know birds evolved from small reptiles after Dinosaurs went extinct?

>>382683279
>velociraptors
>six foot

The velociraptor in pop culture was always wrong.

>>382684919
They realize they fucked up and fixed it in the sequel.

>>382684919
True. Utahraptors are that big though, right?

>>382684919
The Jurassic Park raptor is based on a different dinosaur, they only used velociraptor because the name sounds cool, they would still be able to kill a human just as easily because of it's claw and speed, it's like a cassowary on steroids

>>382685358
how so? by just referring to it as short hand as raptor?

>>382678551
Fucking yes, anon. I remember playing that game and having no real idea of what I was supposed to do, but it was good.

Here's another oldie; Dinosaur 3d Adventure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVcKkqTXenY

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>>382685641
By making short raptors

>>382677771
Feel for the Rust hype already. Not going to fall for another early access online only cancer.

>>382685538
There are several dinosaurs with different names but are probably just younger/older examples. Triceratops is just a baby if a bigger dino but they kept the name because people would freak out more than Pluto not being a planet is they said triceratops weren't a thing.

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>dinosaurs
>real
Those "fossils" we're put there by God to test our faith

>>382679789
what happened to the PS4 game that were creating?

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>>382685538
massive far larger than you'd expect
>>382685593
not on their own you could best one with a stick....but their pack hunters so they'd pull you down as a pact

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>>382684592
HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Remember this game and never buy early access

Those devs should be hung on a public place

>>382686349
It bothers me more than it should that they have backwards knees.

>>382684592
>Swans can kill human kids and probably cripple small teenagers.
wat? you dont seriously believe that do you?

>>382686542
Their knees are up in their fluff. You can find it when you eat chicken thighs. Those are their ankles

>>382686708
I've seen them kill medium sized dogs. A human child doesn't stand a chance.

>>382686542
Those aren't knees, those are its heels. Birds have the same bones in their legs as humans do, just in different proportions.

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>>382686474

>>382686493
this game had a lot of potential

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I miss her guise

>>382686902
what a cunt! leave that poor dog alone, swans are vicious.

>>382684592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q81ptFSA4mk

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>>382686252
that's a stupid way to position them for a size comparison
made it better

>>382686176
Primal Carnage Genesis, that one got canned and was being made by the original dev team, a team that doesn't exist any longer and moved on the other projects or abandoned the industry.

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>>382679789
I remember seeing a trailer for this and being hyped thinking it was a Primal Rage reboot.

>>382687910
Fuck off, Alan

>>382678314

Fighting a bunch of anthropomorphic dinosaurs with guns is not a good dinosaur game. It was fun with a lot of shitty aspects, but it's not a good dino game.

>>382688090
It's better than Primal Rage ever was.

Anyone who played it back then and claims otherwise it's a fucking tasteless faggot and the reason why the original game is now dead, neither their "fans" or the devs realized how much potential a game featuring dinos with polished combat and some really good maps actually had.

>>382679789
>a nigger, an indian and a white woman
okay then

>>382687184

I remember that fucked up sad af twisted ending.
I also remember that rex that kept coming back.

>>382686902
>dog is clearly terrified of the swan
>the swan is cautious of the dog and trying to look big and threatening
>force your dog near it anyways
I'm fucking mad.

>>382686252
>>382685593

Weren't the JP raptors based off Utah Raptors? Which are as tall as humans.

>>382686875
ive never heard of child being killed by a swan and with small dogs its usually accidental drowning.There bones are hollow also

But how dangerous are swans really, with their wingspans of up to 2.4 metres (7.9ft) and weighing as much as 15kg (33lbs)? According to Dr Michael Brooke, the curator of ornithology at the University Museum of Zoology, Cambridge, the answer is: not very.
“They pose no danger at all to adults,” said Dr Brooke, in spite of the recent activities of Asboy. “You or I could happily sit on one. I suppose it could be an issue for elderly people or a two-year old, but if you see your child in danger you can just pick them up and walk away.

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Isle's new Allo is sexy as fuck.

>>382677653
>what is Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's Woolly World

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You rang?

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>>382688691
That's because pic doesn't include literally best character.

>>382688980
as i recall there was a paleontological argument at the time over the term velociraptor whether it could be used for the family group.

utahraptor would not have been a good choice....

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>>382689215
>the 3ds game is shit
>the 3ds game flopped
>we're not gonna get new fossil figthers games

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Anyone played this one?
Maybe clunky but it was real fun and tense playing as a kid.

>>382689052
Not him, but domestic geese will bite you for grip and then repeatedly smack you with their wings. It hurts more than you'd expect and swans are huge in comparison. As you just quoted, adults can shrug it off but that child or old person is definitely in trouble, especially if the bird can knock them over and smack their head

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>>382681470

based anon with true Patrician taste blowing OP away with a single webm.

Clever grill.

>>382689931
yeah it wouldn't be pleasant but their bones are hollow they can only hit as hard as their bones can allow.

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>>382677653

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>>382689808
It hurts me too, Anon. It hurts so bad.

>>382688980
deinonychus

>>382684919

Pop culture wasn't wrong, it was that illiterate faggot Jack Horner and his stupid baseless theories.

He was the worst thing to happen to dinosaurs since their extinction.

>>382685358

They eventually discovered or invented the Utahraptor just so kids who grew up and found out that Raptors weren't that big wouldn't kill themselves out of grief.

I came pretty close to pulling the trigger but I ordered a pizza and it gave me the will to live for another hour and by the time I had eaten it and then woke up from the pizza coma, I had forgotten about it.

>>382682140
/Thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tll6SJ4boxo

Bets Dino game was King Kong

>>382688826
can someone spoil this for me? What happens?

>>382691013
>I'm dry

>>382690526
>Jack Horner
What did he do?

>>382691013
It always surprised me just how good this game was, Is it the best movie adaptation game of all time?

>>382691582
>Thinks Torosaurus and Triceratops are the same dinosaur
>Thinks T-Rex is a scavenger

King kong game on xbox was great

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I heard the Hunter Primal was real immersive and did a great job at making the dino's an actual threat

>>382684919
There is actually a JP Velociraptor sized raptor. It's called Achillobator.

>>382692189

It's a rare case of another medium surpassing the original.

Like how much better the movie version of Congo was than the original book.

And in this case, the King Kong game was better than the movie.

>>382679789
I played this so much a few years back, shame it died out.

>>382685985

So you be saying God would punish the smart ones because he likes to be surrounded by idiots? Kinda make sense.

Was it Chili n sea bass?

>>382684886
>If Sauropods had no feathers
but they did have feathers

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I really like trespasser.

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Anyone else played this?

>>382692912

Chilean, sea-bass.

As in the type of bass who lives in the sea, near the country of Chile.

The true million dollar question is:

Was the raptor at the beginning of the movie Jurassic Park the 'Big One' that ultimately kills Muldoon?

You must give at least two reasons why you believe your answer is correct.

>>382692478
>>382691396
>>382692189
>>382692710
Anyone have a fix for playing the game on Win 10?

Wish it got re released desu

>>382685538
>>382685593
>>382688980
no, it was not based on Utahraptor, which was being discovered around the time Jurassic Park was being made

it was based on Deinonychus

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>>382679789
Killing time on this piece of shit is one of my guilty pleasures. Here's the objective tier list:

>ANTEDILUVIAN GOD TIER
Ptero
Dilo

>ALRIGHT TIER
Tyrant
Carno

>CORPROLITE TIER
Raptor
Humans

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>>382682140
>Can't torrent anywhere

>>382695178
What did you mean by this, there was one on TPB even

>>382695269
Instant threat detected for PC version

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>>382678940
Is that right?

>>382692252
>>Thinks T-Rex is a scavenger
They're not?

>>382696096
there's no reason to believe they were

nothing in current animals suggest they would be, and there is evidence they weren't by way of bite mark scarring

opportunistic scavenging at best, like most predators

>>382696624
Give me an essay why the torosaurus and triceratops aren't the same dinosaur and the t Rex wasn't a scanvenger.

I'll wait at my desk

>>382686902
More mad about the coal burner in the background, to be honest, senpai.

>>382697103
>aren't the same dinosaur
what? is this some stupid jack horner joke?
>essay on why t rex wasn't a scavenger
well scavengers are exceptions to the rule, so given the line the t rex is from and it's extreme size, it would make more sense for scavengerfags to disprove things like scarring and provide an explanation themselves

>>382695684
>>382695684
Is it true that birds evolved from dinosaurs?
Also I've been away a bit, but since when did recaptcha become so fucked? Every single slide is a "click until none appear" or a multiple slide one. What happened to the shop windows?

>>382698776
yea, from the raptor esque dinos

it would be like squirrels->bats->nu-birds
or whatever the fuck whales will eventually look like

What does /v/ think would make a good dinosaur game? Horror, action? Future or modern day (like JP)?

>>382699350
horror/action a la the JP arcade game
or stealth horror

or something like monster hunter

or a better version of zoo tycoon

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>>382698776
Birds are now actually considered by most scientists as a type of dinosaur (theropoda) now.

>>382689809
that's the one where you had to shoot the t-rex in the eye to down him right? and you had a trophy room and shit

>>382683279
And a cassowary will eviscerate a person like a Grant says.