SGDQ 2017 - Sidescrollers

>>382659505
Whens chibi?

FIRST FOR THIS RUN IS FUCKING COMFY

YKB is waifu!

>Extra lives called tries

KIDDYSHIT

WHERE
IS
BLUEGLASS

>>382659605
I really like that jump

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>just tune in
>see actually cute ass girl on couch
Let me fucking guess. It's actually a dude.

WHERE IS GOOSE
WHERE IS BONEWSAW
WHERE IS CHIBI
WHERE IS CAVEMAN
WHERE IS BLUEGRASS

Why do these people laugh at everything? Nothing so far has even been funny..

Nth for Proto is getting FAT.

>>382659723
Nope, it's a real normal girl.

>>382659652
You mean extra dudes

>>382659687
He was executed on stream

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So, I got bored and turned off the stream for a bit a while back, what happened with Darkwing? He's banned for some reason?

>Final Fantasy VII

Fucking WHY?! It's basically a movie. You can't skip text or cutscenes.

>>382659687
Dead

>>382659687
BANNED

>>382659726
Caveman was on the couch during the MDK run

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>>382659794
>8
>fucking
>hours

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So, I got bored and turned off the stream for a bit a while back, what happened with Darkwing? He's banned for some reason?

>>382659723
nope, 100% confirmed grill, nice sets o mammaries as well

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>confident streamer
>non-awkward fun couch
>boring game

2/3 makes for a good run.

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>>382659792
Called SpikeVegeta a caveman on stream

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People said these games were good?

It just looks like Disney's sad attempt to make Mickey relevant to all the kiddies when they found out that old survey said kids recognized Mario more than Mickey Mouse

Gonna call all trannies "Dude" from now on

>>382659792
He was fighting a Caveman boss in the game and compared it to Spike since they have the same facial hair, people are assuming he got banned for that. Personally I think he's fine, it was light-hearted joke.

>>382659845
He called Spikevegeta a dick

>>382659792
He made a reference of a cave man to Spikevegeta. Which they banned him for it because GDQ is bunch of SJW pussies.

>>382659845

Everyone that is not a tranny is banned for some reason.

>>382659850
>implying
It's a dude m8
sHe's 8" soft

>>382659792
He made a joke about the caveman in africa being Spike, so we are betting on if he's banned or not

>>382659845
he assumed a yetis gender and implied it was female because pink is a girls color, thats pretty sexist and bigoted anon

>>382659948
so is he banned or not ?

>>382659974
We don't know.

>>382659884
fuck you, Mickey had a great string of platformers for a while, like the Game Gear ones

Is my boy cosmo there?

>>382659957
The yeti had tits fag. Now calling the pink mammoth a woman, that was crossing the line.

Who else /banned/ here? Can't remember what I did last GDQ, but I got it.

>>382659871
>>382659919
>>382659930
>>382659948

Thanks. Also goddamn Rory is a semen demon. It's a shame the anime removed all the sexual stuff.

Lads, who is the Grill on the couch?

what a horrible looking stage

>>382659884
>Nintenfags

>>382659921
>>382659940
>>382659957

Thanks. Also goddamn Rory is a semen demon. It's a shame the anime removed all the sexual stuff.

>>382659726
caveman is here but not running
chibi's ban has actually expired and i believe he is running something.
bonesaw is dead
goose is dead
YSG is dead

>>382660037
Here for posting TriHard

>>382659974

Probably not, but it's best to just meme and say he is.

>Entertaining couch.
>Boring couch.
I'm conflicted. Also, is this the great Catle of Illusions that genesis babies tried to say was good???? This game is fucking garbage compared to mickeys Magical Quest on the SNES.

>>382660056
Albinowaifu.

in b4 boatposting

>>382659884
this one isn't good


mickeys magical quest for the snes is good though

2 and 3 features coop, one of which has different forms for each new suit

>>382659957
No, he implied the mammoth being female because it was pink. He implied the yeti was female because it had tits

>>382660023
>boy

>>382660023
Absolutely disgusting.

Cosmoposting not allowed.

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Have they EVER done Adventure of Little Ralph?

>>382659884

Magical Quest starring Mickey Mouse is legit awesome. I think that's his only truly great game though.

>one of my favorite childhood games gets a decent run with a real woman on the couch
I am proud

>>382660056
his momy

>>382660056
yellowkillerbee

>>382660056

Yellow Killer Bee, she's pretty cool.

>rotation things
You mean the COGS?

>>382660138
>real

Bigot!

>>382660132
mickey's wild adventure is ludo.

>>382660096
>sega makes shit platformers
what a surprise

>>382660084

>calling blueglass ysg

newfag

CHOKE RUN IS FUCKING RUINED

>>382660174
>the bowling thing
You mean the BOULDER?

>>382660138
This piece of shit is one of your favorite childhood games? Why are Genesisfags so deprived of quality Disney titles? Go play mickey's Magical Quest already.

Literally CHOKE CITY.

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Post good sad panda links

>>382660214
this dude with his letters assembled into sylllables is driving me notnormalbrainthinking

>>382660202
>ysg
not him, but AFAIK YSG (yolo swag god) was his unofficial nickname back then
that and yellow shirt guy

B O W L C U T S

>>382660281
>runners choke 2 games in a row

>>382660056
She has such a pleasant voice. I'm not into that ASMR shit but damn, I can see why those fags like that stuff.

Girls (penis boys) sitting on the ground in the back!

>>382660202
He was known as YSG

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>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/g/277316/51dd4f4f18/
You only said good but i gave you the best.

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>all this genesis bullying ITT
It's like the 90's never left

>>382660013
I remember Magical Quest being pretty fun

>>382660267
I was fucking 3 when this game came out, I didn't know any better you fuck

>>382660202
but he was called YSG before anyone knew his name was blueglass, newfag.

>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/g/591046/4229aa75b3/
https://exhentai.org/g/1044126/b1c9fe349a/
https://exhentai.org/g/793437/c408c68801/
https://exhentai.org/g/706699/d9061ccfbc/

>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/g/969366/eef48d3144/

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>nobody in the audience even chuckles
stop

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The mammoth's name is Mammoth Gal. I think it was safe to assume it's a she.

that woman is top wife material
wife
not waifu

>>382660397
That's on them 2bh, nothing wrong with this couch.

Dark souls next

>>382660383
Lucina is absolute shit. Fuck off with this trash.

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Was hoping for an N. Sane version speedrun of a Crash game. If anything the music would make it more enjoyable.

>god tier remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVkWv4yL-A

>>382660283
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https://exhentai.org/g/1002437/9d34fd5309/

>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/g/448316/80aab3373f/
here you go senpai

>>382660491

I'm pretty sure she actually is married.

>>382660397
they'd rather flex their muscles

>>382660491
waifu means wife

>>382660453
YOU DARE ASSUME GENDER?! MALES CAN BE GALS TOO!

>>382660492
she's put on weight since the last time i saw her

DARK SOULS 3 NEXT

>>382660513
This desu. This run was pretty good

>>382660492
Would you let her give you a footie?

Now we Dark Souls.

>>382660453
Maybe her PRONOUNS are female but that doesn't mean she IDENTIFIES as female you FUCKING piece of SHIT

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>mickey's girlfriend is literally just him but with a bow and a dress
>game is called castle of illusion

what did they mean by this?

is this game actually about mickey looking within himself to find that he actually wants to be a woman?

>>382659723
What the fuck is wrong with /v/ and why are you all so obsessed with trannies?

>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/s/c2dc97a200/608570-1
https://exhentai.org/s/599e2b3850/817544-1
https://exhentai.org/s/a8058bac3b/895628-1
https://exhentai.org/s/5b8bac21b5/704935-1
https://exhentai.org/g/815101/7acc053ddc/

Good, I can take a break now with boring af Crash up next

>>382660283
The goodest
https://exhentai.org/g/901634/d10a0df8b8

QUICK! CUT THE STREAM BEFORE THEY SHOW THE CIS MALE KISS

>>382660593
>Disney was pro-trans all along

It's clear to me now.

>>382660387
check these out friend
https://exhentai.org/g/1052945/2f2d0c6fc9/
https://exhentai.org/g/825818/10ef3abb44/
https://exhentai.org/g/789749/58c5d69e19/

WE /DARKSOULS/ NOW NIGGA

>>382660562
>>382660526

am i being memed

>>382660492
is that the chick who sounds like she's chewing on her tongue when she talks?

>>382660593
More like Castle of Delusion!

>>382660310
Yes, but he hated it when people called him YSG. That's why you're a newfag cause you don't know that.

>>382660671
EBIN MAYMAY XDDDD

>>382660283
https://exhentai.org/g/688558/f9a3ddb6e9/

>>382659948
It was really just a bit of banter

>>382660656
I hate the artstyle.

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AND NOW

Who /whoa/ here

THEY'RE

NOT

APPLES

Warning: Protomagical"""""girl""""" just entered the room

Tell me everyone just say those walking whales closely followed by that guy in a wig right.

DARK SOULS SETTING UP NOW, GET IN HERE LADS

>>382659974
No he's not banned you retarded fuck, how stupid are you to believe he would get banned for a joke?

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>>382660732
suicide and mass shooting jokes when?

>>382660550
at least in my book, waifu is 2d

>>382660819
>how stupid are you to believe he would get banned for a joke

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SGDQ is now officially banned in china

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I'm awake and I'd like to make webms, but fuck all is happening.

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W

>>382660819
Which timeline is this post coming from?

>>382660732
GOOD THING IM NOT WEARING TIGHT PANTS BECAUSE I JUST SHIT MYSELF

>>382660283
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>>382660819
He is banned. They banned Bonesaw for jokes.

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>>382660785
>yfw the "magical" part is him managing to make everyone call him "she"

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>>382660878
O

Sony computadoreta entrenimientolete presenta
Un jueguete. Creado y desarrolladolete por picaron perrete.
Choque bandicut

>>382660132
That game actually had two good sequels too in Japan. I had a lot of fun playing the third game co-op with a friend.

>>382660704
not like he is reading it right now
ri-right?

I LOVE YOU BLUEGLASS

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>>382660819
>how stupid are you to believe he would get banned for a joke?
perhaps he's a leaf

>>382660904
To be fair, while actually pretty funny, they stretched that joke out so fucking far you would have thought it was your asshole after your father was done with you.

funny scream

>>382660904
They banned Bonesaw for ignoring the staff,, not jokes between two pals.

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DS DAD ON THE MIC

DS Dad!

>DSdad takes over for transshit

It is time.

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>DS dad is an announcer

i forget, did he do this at AGDQ too? how annoying of a memer is he?

>DS dad
Oh nice.

>>382660968
A

>DS Dad
>Spyro
hehe

Why would they put SGDQ on the same weekend as Anime Expo and the same week as FOURTH OF JULY? Who the fuck even planned this?

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>Games Done QuickVerified account @GamesDoneQuick 58s58 seconds ago
>After further review of the incident, Darkwing Duck will be banned from submitting runs for one year but may still attend and sit in the stream room.
IT'S FUCKING OVER, THERE'S NO SAVING GDQ AT THIS POINT

>No racism, sexism (including excessive grill spam), discrimination, homophobia, or hate speech against other viewers, runners, staff or attendees

>sexism (including excessive grill spam),

>>382660968
Quebec isn't part of Canada.

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Who is the most attractive speedrunning trans?

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are you ready for the best girl?

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>>382660937

>in honour of my son who is making me watch this marathon

Which one of you was this?

Wait, DS Dad is an announcer too?

>>382661081
siglemic

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NANI

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>>382660934
A

>>382661070
what did he do?

>>382661061
Because neither of those are important.

>>382661061
Nobody cares about anime trash and they're heartless communists

>>382661037
He's not a memer at all. He's actually a normie.

What is a bandicoot and why is it crashing?

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Of all the fun and jokes they stripped from the event they still allow this fat meme retard to get on mic. Why are these greedy fucks so inconsistent.

>>382661070
Never forget, if they can ban Blueglass they can basically ban everyone
Probably Mother Theresa was banned from the floor for body odor

CREASH
IT IS CREAH TAYM

WHOA

>>382661070
Fake news.

I just came to GDQ and boy are my arms tired
HA

>>382661070
made me look, 2/10

>>382661061
>anime expo
who gives a fuck

>fourth of july
better chance of runners being able to take off work so they can show up and better chance of the losers who watch this shit being able to be home from work to watch this shit. if you're normie enough to have plans, you don't belong

>>382661061
Because there's a world outside the US.

>>382660968
>he was supposed to die… why isn't he dead yet?

Nice joke mate, maybe he thought he was on /v/.

>>382661178
>Mother Theresa
a legitimate terrible person

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Gibs Plz

KEKOLD 232

WTF

>>382661126
>>382661138
Anime Expo is so big this year people were waiting 4 to 5 hours just to get into the center.

>>382661061
>Anime Expo
Weebshits get out
>4th of July
Burgers get out

>>382661070
They don't announce bans at all

>>382661083

Is it normal to want to put your penis in a bandicoot?

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>>382661070
>people believing this with no proof

post link/screenshot, faggot

WOAH

>whitepaaws
yiff?

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>>382661081
>attractive trans

WOAH

>>382661070
kys

WOAH

>>382659792
1. Some sexist joke.
2. He hosted a drinking game.
3. Called Spikedvegeta a mongoloid

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>>382661270
penetration is degenerate

>count down from 5
Is there a bigger autism indicator?

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why are men so bad at looking after long hair?

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>people willingly donating to "charity" that ships boatloads of illegal muslim migrants to europe

What's the runner's ethnicity?

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>>382661238
holy fuck. the sudden urge to jerk off to milf porn just took me over. be back in a bit.

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>death abuse

gotta be careful to not say "kill myself" or he's gonna get banned like the last runner

WOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Now I'll proceed to kill myself

>>382661238
>not having an arian gf to chill and play some disney games
Y
live
bros

>3dpd game
time to shut off the stream

Jesus lives

>>382661327
counting down from 10 and "suprising" people by going when you say 8

Huh...I always assumed dashing then jumping would be the quickest way to sperg through crash?

>>382661331
nobody cares about europoors

>crash bandicoot

Woah duudes this game is waAAaaAAaacky!!11!!
what system is it on?

>>382661361
Never forget gamepro011. He only liked to kill himself.

Smarge where are we?

Holy shit are you fucking serious he's died twice already
why did runner quality drop so much this year

>>382661329
They aren't raised being taught how to look after long hair. From childhood, women are.

We like to commit suicide here

>>382659792
There was a boss with similar hair to him so he made a joke and that was it. Nothing happened.
/v/ is fake news

>>382661417

Can't dash in CB1.

>>382661367
>arian
firstly, it's aryan
secondly, she does not have blue eyes
thirdly, she's a dye job blonde

>>382661361
to be fair it is pretty awkward when they say "im going to kill myself now"

Didn't this game just come out? Why are the graphics so bad?

I miss Sad Panda threads.

>dies 3 minutes in
shit run

WOAH #1

>whitepaaws is a subbuman gorilla looking degenerate
whitepower amirite guys? xdd

>choke on level 3

>>382661535
He has to die to skip the end level cutscene

>>382661517
They went for a "retro" sort of feel ;)

>>382661329
What should men do with long hair then? Just tie it up?

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Hey, i just realized something.
Isn't this years SGDQ hella early this year?

I don't actually indulge in this autism fest but i can't help but notice since you guys are always around at the same time EVO is.
What gives?

>>382661557
To be fair, Crash 1 controls like absolute dogshite

>>382661482
fourth, you are too picky, my boi
or jelly?

Crash 1 is the WORST in the series

You're better off just skipping it

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>>382661518
HIS NAME WAS SETH RICH

>>382661515

Ugh, YAS. Its so...ugh. GROSS.

>>382661453
>why did runner quality drop so much this year
because all skilled and entertaining runners have been banned or left on their own

>>382661562
thats not what happen

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>>382661427

>PSX - 1996
>PSX

>>382661331
This is the grave Europe wants. I'm helping!

>>382661515
No it isn't unless you are an autist or a triggerwhore

man this just makes me wish for moments like in crash 2 last year

N. Sane Trilogy took a hard downgrade I see

Defend this drones

>>382661586
They should cut it

>>382661586
Cut it loser

Ayo those apples look yummy.

>>382661642
'tism

>>382660603
it's part of our rich heritage you fucking normie

>can't zigzag in N. Sane Trilogy

D R O P P E D

>>382661238
whose momy is this?

So this is the power of the PlayStation 4 Pro...

Remember when this level was included in Uncharted and every millenial youtuber reacted like they have played the original game
pretty cringy stuff

So why does he keep jumping into the pit once he hits a checkpoint?

>>382661664
>>382661671
>being this jelly

>>382661586
Men shouldn't have hair past their shoulders unless they have naturally curly hair.

>>382661648
Tbqhwy all From Software games have poor graphics.

>>382661710
what

>>382661725
Suicide jokes. It's a bit.

>>382661634
Why should I care? I have just as much reason to care about europeans as I do refugees.

>>382661673
THEY'RE WAMPA FRUIT

>>382661725
Avoid bonus cutscenes at the end of level if you beat the level without a death

>>382661515
It isn't if you're not an autist and know he's playing a video game.

>want to play nsane trilogy
>it's been so long since I've played the games I wouldn't even remember anything

>>382661725
skips the "great, but you missed x boxes" menu

>>382661725
At the end fo the level you get a cutscene of Crash being smashed with all the crates he missed, if you die prior to it the cutscene doesn't play.

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>>382661459
Being 100% honest, currently having long hair as a dude, I have the temptation to shave it off every day. Because there are so many fucking rules regarding it. Want to tie it back? Too loose and it breaks free. Too tight and you physically damage your scalp and start having migraines and shit as well as hair loss. And the shit is always in your face. Always. And it itches. And it tangles. And it knots. And it's expensive to get it properly taken care of. Really fucking expensive. To maintain strings of dead keratin growing from your head.

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Alpha alert

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>PS4 drones paid $30 for a game looking this dated

Jesus

>>382661789
Why would it matter?

>>382661789
is that a bad thing dumbass?

>>382661710
crash bandicoot isnt a rare title or anything.

>>382661784
Oh, right. Forgot about that.

>>382661729
What rulebook did you pull that out of?

>he keeps dying
this is pathetic

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>>382661608
just pointing out the errors made in the your last post
she appears to be a good white woman, but not an aryan
i'm jelly? you're peanut butterface

>>382661753
WHOsedIwuzleftoutEssgeedeeque

what are the fat wombat tokens for?

>>382661802
>the virgin couch

>>382661753
do a loo lik am lef o bad a booje?

THEY'RE NOT APPLES
THEY'RE WUMPA FRUITS

>>382661867
>hnngg.jpg

>>382661806
Crash is one of the best looking early 3d games out there.

>>382661797
>And it itches
Consider washing it once in a while.

>And it tangles. And it knots
Stop messing with it all the time.

Hehe crash fucked the piggie

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>>382661802

>>382661875
collect 3 to gain access to a bonus level

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>>382661802
i betcha he's an alpha leaf

>>382661843
i said 'like' because they didn't played the original
it was pretty obvious

>>382661867
sticc

>>382659505
I JUST FLEW IN FROM THE NEW RUINS LEVEL

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>>382661642
http://www.psxdev.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=570

>>382661729
>shoulders

What the fuck

Ears

>>382661975
>alpha leaf
He bullies the other leafs to be first to submit

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Which one do you want to fuck the most?

Games with speed exploits are the only acceptable speedruns. Zigzagging, bunnyhopping, rocket jumping and shit. Optimizing regular ass movement is boring as hell.

>>382661867
>D R A U G

>>382661797
I have none of those issues, try sucking less dick

What does the mask say?

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>>382661941
I wash it every day. And the tangling and shit is because I have naturally curly hair.

Really, my experiences growing my hair out have just given me a fetish for chicks that keep it short.

>>382662027
left, I like em shy and timid

>>382662050

PONGALA

>>382662027

I'd rather have nothing.

>>382662028
Too bad thats been like 90% of the runs so far

yo this is pretty tech

>>382662050

ZIMBABWE

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>>382661705

Shes everyone's mummy

>>382661891
Every kid and his dog called them apples.

>>382662063
shave it all off bro
trust me, you won't go back once you've experienced freedom

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>>382661987
AND BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED

>>382662050
HARAMBE

>>382661867
tfw you worked as a lifeguard as a teenager and the girls would leave their swimsuits in the bathroom for you to wrap your dick around and jerk off into them with.

>>382662105
I always thought they looked like peaches

>>382662104
She looks possessed

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What are the bear with partyhat icons for?

>>382661891
They're called apples in the jap version

This run is fucking shit

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>>382662039
If you need me, just say so.

Now if only the remake can get these loading times.

>>382662050
EBOLA

>>382661642

Literally everyone called it the PSX in those days though

>>382662104
would wife and impregnate.

>>382662105
I always called them peaches, they look nothing like apples.

>>382662028
it depends, sm64 doesnt have any speed exploits like that except BLJ i guess, and thats intresting af to watch.

>>382661891
lore fags are the worst

>>382662169

Possessed by love and affection for all the streamers.

>>382662063
>I wash it every day.
>tfw it takes a whole week for mine to show signs of grease

>>382662063
every day is just as bad as never you're just fucking up your scalp

>>382662214
>implying she'd have sex with you

>>382662050

YOU'RE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA

>>382662156
Gimme them stories. I was at a friends house once, and he has a cute little sister. One time everyone was out of the house, friend included. Grabbed some of her panties and jacked off and came in them. One of the best feels of my life.

>>382662156
Living the dream

>>382662130
I've shaved my head twice, just letting it grow out now. It does feel liberating though. I'm not very social though so I don't know what the stigma is for going bald, but you could always wear a hat while it grows back

>>382662189
>>382662105
>not knowing the school shooter meme from 2 years ago

i wanna sniff ripper roos feet

Reminder that Ripper Roo didn't do anything wrong.

>>382661830
>>382661836
>playing remasters/remakes of games you've never played or don't remember
kys

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAW

>>382662063
>I wash it every day.
Too often.
Brush it, oil it. Don't use product.

>>382662240
Lucky. I wash mine every day too. It only takes a few hours after washing to show grease.

WOAH #2

>>382662334
Where exactly do you fit on the autism spectrum?

Ripper Roo is ableism in action.

>>382662104
>cute
>non degenerate
>likes platformers
>sexy thicc

>>382661867
you can't spellcheck muh love
>posting official /fit/ bait
gal?

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Guys, I think I have a masturbation addiction, what should I do?

>>382662334
woah hold on.. its almost like... you would be... playing a game
dude crazy

YeeeeeeeHAAAWWWW

>>382662274
>I'm not very social though so I don't know what the stigma is for going bald
your first mistake was caring what peope think of you - you have to be very careful who you give power over yourself to, and the general public is definetly not who should have power over you

>>382662259
>implying id give her a choice

>>382662272
That's really cute. How old?

>>382662389
stop fapping, but if youre like me, youll just get wet dreams and nut anyway

>>382662389

Masturbate.

>>382662389
Masturbate.

>>382662334
>>Why is thing A bad?
>im not gonna tell you, just die

You must be a CEO or something.

>>382662389
Nothing

I hate PS games from the 90s/00s

Such crude and disgusting art/design.That sweaty looking coach with the smelly looking metal guy running kinda sums it up

>>382662389
Fap

>>382662389
stop watching porn
masturbation is ok

>>382662389
Masturbate

>>382662389

Snort heroin off your dick then masturbate.

>>382662389
Treat your dick like a Bob Ross paintbrush and beat the devil out of it.