SGDQ 2017 - SELF LOATHING EDITION

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>city sim
>platformer

1st for suicide

i want to fucking die

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>mfw playing gacha shit while watching this

Fuck speedruns and fuck speed people

The dragon whisperer

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Sadposting is for nerds.

Any highlights so far?
What runs are you looking forward to?
How bad is the lack of fun this year?

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So what games you've been playing,anons?

>>382650180
>not playing wholesome Western clicker games
lmao what a weeaboo

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First for Bonesaw

>>382650210
FFTA2 and BiS

I could care less about speedrunning.

>>382650210
Pokemon Diamond and Pearl are the worst mainline pokémon games

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Why are there two couches?

>>382650210
I decided to play some Burnout 3 because these runs are boring as fuck right now.

CRACK CITY POPULATION: STAREVARAS

>actraiser
Fucking sweet

not that full life action mode either

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>2 games in a row with pyramids levels

>>382650240
I want to gape his boy-hole

>>382650202
Nier had a bum

The rest of the games were meh
I guess Guacbowl and Okami were decent

>>382650210
I played through TLOU today, it was alright. Now I'm going to go back to playing MGSV.

>>382650302
In before afro black women

>>382650240

Who da?

>>382650210
Hitman and some dumb card games

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>>382650202
twilight princess and mario 64

>>382650240
I thought that Bonesaw was unbanned by now

i fucking hate anime so much

WE

This SGDQ schedule looks like shit.

>>382650302
pyramid levels and sewer levels were kinda a staple

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>>382650210
I'm just playing shitty card games like Shadowverse and Gwent these days while having something to watch on the side so I don't feel lonely

I really should get back to that Vesperia PS3 playthrough...

>>382650240
Did he get tits? I can't really tell. Why don't trannies just save up their mental illness money and buy a nice pair of fake tits?

>>382650378
why?

>>382650376
This is his transexual alter ego, sawedbone

>>382650210
Mostly just gwent. Played a bit of DD but lost interest after week 50.

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>>382650210
I have spent the last six months on a Warcraft private server. I am playing Steamworld Dig on my vita at the moment, too. I love this game but find the lenght a shame. The sequel better have some sort of free play postgame.

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>the trannies go to bed
>it's finally tolerable

>two bridges
eh it's not 100% anyway

>>382650202
SotN was a WR run

>>382650404
you could also hang yourself, weeb

Nice to see Actraiser get some love, it's a really neat game. These runners really need some training on how to avoid that monotone voice though. The guy isn't really uninteresting, but his tone puts me to sleep.

>>382650210
The Talos Principle, got it on the sale and didn't regret it.

>>382650210

Long War 2 for the 100th time

>Accepting Bloodpool immigrants
These fucks really want to catch STDs

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Feel free to post AI-chan.

>>382650457
this. the whole trap thing is very annoying

>>382650370
Link looks so gay here

>he's playing on easy
meh

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>>382650210
I installed Diabo 2 for the first time since 2004 a few weeks ago. I wouldn't mind giving some speedruns a go with how hands on and intricate it can be

>>382650240


FUG. WHO IS THAT

Why are Nordics such cucks? They wuz vikings and shit.

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>>382650210
>wanted to play all my plus games before the sub expires
>all of them were shit

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>>382650210
RS most of the day

>>382650502
Replace all the trannies with black weeaboos and make them narrate the games while the speedrunners play in silence

>>382650210
FFXIV

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>>382650457
Off topic is fine but I can't cope with their soft ERP posting, it's cancer

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What are some good retro games with Egypt themed levels?

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>>382650541
fuck off dumb k.a poster

>>382650210
Alien Isolation

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>>382650479
Yeah there's always that...

>>382650210
I got hit by an RPG craze, so I'm finishing up P3FES. just started the answer

>>382650568
Bonesaw

>>382650568
Bonesaw

>>382650592
la mulana

>>382650579
Is that the VN where he fucks his sister and his childhood bff gets jelous and cries?

is Blueglass actually banned?

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>>382650586
Anime poster or not at least we can agree that gay ERP is cancer

>>382650568
Bonesaw

damn I used to play a lot of actraiser a long time ago. I spent so much time with the city building, this stuff brings back memories

>>382650592
Assassin's Creed Origins

>>382650658
How old is the original La Mulana?

>>382650542
Trannies and traps aren't the same thing

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>>382650583
>IT'S MAHVEL BABY

You know, this could actually work.

>>382650502
Talos is amazing. I hope you got Road to Gehenna also. It's even harder and more rewarding.

been playing trackmania 2 stadium and overwatch.
>>382650580
> old school runescape
> not the 1.0 version where people hover around without knees
what is that one then? pre-historic runescape?

>>382650676
blue glass passed away earlier this year anon

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>>382650579
>that image
what does the girl turn into a flower next to the baby?

>>382650592
You must play DQ3 atleast once before you die.

>>382650767
She dies, anon-kun.

>>382650707
only like 12 years lol

>>382650767
She died idiot

>>382650583
>OH SHIT NIGGA HE GOT THE WRONG WARP HE GOT THE WRONG WARP NIGGA
I'd watch it.

any good new dubbed slice of life anime out there?

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>>382650713
you might be right they are both gay though

>>382650820
>>382650831
Do you turn into a flower when you die?

>>382650676
>Blueglass
He died like last year, remember? It was being pretty big news on /srg/ last I recall, but it was kept pretty low key everywhere else.
I think it was a car crash or something.

>>382650240

Lads, I am going to need more

>>382650880
No but people place flowers on graves dipshit

>>382650882
Wait WHAT

how?

>>382650880
Yes.
Note she has a bundle of flowers when she got married. Pretty dark really.

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>>382650863
>dubbed

>>382650880
I can do it while alive.

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>>382650931
>people still didn't hear about YSG passing

>>382650931
>its a episode where anon believes anything

>>382650882
KNITLER HAD BLUEGLASS ASSASSINATED
ABORT
ABORT

>>382650210
Just played and finished Wolfenstein: The New Order and The Old Blood. Pretty good stuff, although I don't know what to play now.

>>382650913
A beds considered graves? Are people buried inside beds now?

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>>382650210
Whoa simulator

>>382650931
He thought he was a dolphin, then got a panic attack and started yelling he was gonna drown on dry land
He ran under a truck, broke his spine, died in the hospital after making a goodbye post he dictated to his grandmother

Hey gdq thank you for banning memes! I've been allergic to memes since I was 5 years old so I was never able to watch gdq without being scared for a dank meme-reaction. Now I can finally watch this orderly peaceful chat :) Thank you so much

Anything good in the past 8 hours? I was going to stay up for SotN, but fell asleep. Was it good?

I crashed before the Okami run last night, is it worth going back for?

>1 hour of EVO next
Oh god, this is going to suck, the game has an awful amount of grinding for those who don't know

>>382651013
Yes

>>382651046
Why are people spamming this

What did the mods ban now?

>>382650210
Rune Factory 4 and Crash trilogy.

>>382651052
If you never saw Okami ng+, yes
If you already did, eh, it was okay

>>382650210
soul reaver in dreamcast emulator

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>>382650210
>playing games

>>382651083
Everything funny

>>382650936
You seemed to have played this game. Who is the girl outside the room and why is she crying? was she cucked?

>>382651132
>Who is the girl outside the room and why is she crying? was she cucked?
The childhood friend. Yes.

>>382651063
evo search for eden?

sweet

I don't think there'll be that much grinding though.

The tas is at 44 minutes.
And the EVO tas is the most insane thing ever.
Basically tackling with nothing evolved.

>>382651050
yes
>>382651052
no

>>382650210
Ori and Rabi-Ribi.
I absolutely love them.

>>382650063

There needs to be a modern Actraiser.

>Devil May Cry action sequences and level exploration
>then city building
>build your cities defenses while facing off against hords of enemies

>>382651132
Women can't get cucked. Polygamy is their natural state

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>>382650210
Thought it would be a good time to bust out the psp and work on the backlog

>memory stick not inside
>nowhere to be seen
>mfw

>>382651221
>There needs to be a modern Actraiser.
Yes
>>Devil May Cry action
kys

>>382650210
Been trying to get good at Gimmick.

>>382651221
>you will never grow up with a game like this
i grew up with great games but i wish i had more simple games like this. shit looks so good

>>382651050
SotN was a glitchless World Reord, but I'm a little hesitant to praise it because of the use of the (((Sequence Breaks))) the runner used.

>>382651254

Transitioning to 3D makes the most sense. What you'd want another 2D platformer?

Imagine clearing out the levels, and then that same area and architecture becomes the base for your new city. And then you expand upon it. It'd be cool. It'd take it to the next level.

>hide your kids hide your wife
banned for racism

hide yo kids hide yo wife

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These runs are all so fucking boring.
There's not going to be a single fun one this time, is there?

>live a normal, boring life
>business analyst for a hospital corporation, married for 2 years now
>little over one year until out of all my debt
>absolutely no desire to play video games anymore

It makes me sad.

Does anyone have any webms of cringe or weirdness from '17 so far?

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What is this garbage?

I thought Actraiser was 2D shooter?

>>382651381
If you want to transition into 3d, transition into a not terrible game like mount and blade or jedi academy

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>>382651426
act raiser is a city builder/2d sidescroller action game

>>382651392
Not for a sperg with a short attention span no.

>>382651394
get the fuck out of here dad

RACIST RAPE JOKE
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whats the meme with discord? why does everyone on twitch use it?

>>382651392
Tony Hawk games back to back in the schedule, great speed games with lots of crazy strats n stuff.

>>382651392
Darkwing duck is a decent runner in that "comfy dnd neckbeard you don't admit to women he is your friend" kinda way

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>>382651487

They won't get banned for telling funny jokes on discord.

>>382651426
Are you thinking of Axelay?

How are the donations going compared to previous events? 140K doesn't seem that much.

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>>382651403

>>382651439
>not terrible game like mount and blade or jedi academy
You're joking or delusional. M&B and Jedi Knight have complete garbage melee combat.

>>382651394
I'm sorry for your loss.

>>382650240
There's no way that's Bonesaw. Who is it actually?

>>382651475
I cling to my weekly d&d session and visiting the boards here during GDQs

>>382651552
someone donated 20k at once

So who was the genius that thought banning so many lines/emotes on Twitch was a good idea? The only thing you will see in the Twitch chat is people making copypasta complaining about it.

>>382651554
That was from AGDQ, I need to feed on new cringe

>>382651439
>like mount and blade or jedi academy

But those games have awful combat.

I'm imagining something that looks like Nier Autonoma in visual look and feel. Protagonist is the Actraiser style guy.

jesus he's doing these levels fast, changed tab to answer a question and his done with Maranha-2

>>382651552
they're all waiting to donate since now you can only donate towards incentives 24 hours before that game starts

and breath of the wild is a bonus game, so

>>382651580
It Bonita-sax, shitlord

>>382650240

Instagram link lads?

>>382651636
Nigger, this shit barely got started.

>>382651632
That was just Yetee. They drop bombs for the HOYP

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When is the next fun speedrunning event?

>>382651554
This is fake

>>382651691
hm thats pretty based. are their products good or garb

>>382651678
There are three billion women on this planet, why are you so thirsty for this one?
Hell any random insta probably has a hotter looking slut

>>382651703

EVO but only because I like that game.

crash bandicoot and ape escape sound bretty good.

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>>382651703
>fun

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>>382651703
In eleven months.

>>382651578
>>382651643
They are the few games where you have control over your sword movements, rather than having a button press divorced from your in game actions.

They're only as awful as the player.

remember when gdq was good

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>>382651670
>Google Bonita-sax
>Find pic related

Thx Anon

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>>382651703
Crash & Monkey Ball

>>382651754
>Crash any percent

He hold forward then funny scream

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>>382651231

global warming xD

This guy is just hilarious

>>382651737

I like qt trap.

>>382651713
Dude, you got busted. Admit it.

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Narci got laid, what's your excuse?

>>382651785
Guess my talent is making up popular tranny names. Thanks god

>>382651859
It doesn't count when its in a separate save file

>>382651859
It's gross

>>382651859

MUH DICK

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>>382651857

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>>382651703

End of July

>>382651859
i never leave the house

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>>382651859
>what's your excuse?
my shit hole is exit only

>>382651859
Gay sex doesn't count.

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>Save the animals and kill the niggers
I don't understand this meme

>>382651554
>the hero we don't deserve

Was the Metroid Prime 100% run any good?

>>382650210
Breath of the Wild Master Mode

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>>382651979

>>382651949
why vern why

>>382651949
They're doing a dual stream again this year too.

>>382651859
im not internet famous
>>382652010
yeah it was really fun

>>382652010
Boring as fuck

>>382652010
Worse run along side Okami

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Reminder that this is a bully free thread, be kind and nice to each others. And do not post shit waifus.

>>382652010
If it was Out of Bounds then it wasn't

>>382651764
>>382651949
I was actually asking for these. Thanks, anons.

>>382651979
Raimi replaced uyama

Watch a fat fuck have a heart attack live in Games Done Quick

I like Actraiser, but this sperg playing it is so boring and not funny.

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>>382652075

>>382651636
the dude asked for '17 and I delivered

>>382652010
>Not run by Miles
It's not he same without her.

>waste magic when boss is out of screen
>WOW HOW DID THAT MISS
wtf

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>>382651807

>>382650240

Who is this fluid druid?

Wtf is this trash game holy shit.

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>>382650210
Going on a date

>>382652075
(You)

>>382652135
Oh yeah I was thinking AGDQ was before Christmas

>>382652010
The gameplay was solid but all runners are all the same boring monotone shit. I miss the days where the couch was funny. Anyone got a link to that reverse boss order LTTP run from a bit ago? That's an entertaining run to watch.

if he was playing on hard he'd take a lot more damage and not be able to facetank so much

shame runners never run games on hard

>>382652215
The sim portion is quite fun casually

>>382652248
Halo was done on Legendary.

Most games with difficulty settings usually have several categories for them.

>wasting the spell when the boss is so close to death
for what reason

>>382651859
Both are men. Gay sex doesn't count.

>>382652248
>missing the point of speedrunning

Can this guy pronounce anything at all correctly

>>382652132
>tfw your gf is too pure and self-conscious to be a cosplay slut who makes ahoges and calls you daddy
why is life so cruel

>final boss using stardust and holy ball/holy fire

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>>382652075
I don't know who your waifu is but she a shit and you should kys yourself

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Dumb question

Is twitch chat always this shit?

>>382652390
In every big chat, yes.

>>382652313
Speedrunning = Being good at videogame

Grindmonkey streammonster = Le finishing le games le fast xD

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>>382650240
queenulhu is """"her"""" name

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>>382652336
thats what she wants you to think

>>382652390
are you new?

>>382652390
>not hiding the chat

>>382652313
>I've never heard of other categories than any%

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RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10

RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10

RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10

RATE THIS RUN FROM 1-10

>>382652390
>>382652434
>Not spamming as well just to make Twitch chat intentionally seem even more shitty

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>>382652390
Yes.

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Reading last thread i noticed anons are in need of a reality check.

You are only a real shitter when you don't even try to improve, even if you fail trying puts you above those who don't. Live, Learn and Improve! Don't feel shame for going to the social services and ask for help or whatever you are doing, it is to pull yourself out of the rut, no? Then you are better then the people who wallow in mediocrity that is only slightly higher then your current state, you are strong, stronger then you realize. You may be hiding yourself away inf fear of other people judging you but know this, the ones who mock people who try? those are scum, but those who don't even try are even bigger, Being in your states don't make you losers, whining about it while not trying to correct it does.

WHat the fuck anons, the kind of selfwallowing blogposting that the last thread was filled with was the same kind of shit you called out HARD only a few years ago, snap the fuck out of it.

Also i like Illusion of Gaia/Time better then Actraiser.

>>382652434
But chat is part of the experience

>>382652464

5/10
Interesting game, enough variety to keep my attention. Guy was okay but boring.

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Why did they skip the end?
>mfw watching the end of the game

>>382652464
7.25

>>382650210
Risk of rain and terraria

Liking this commentary. I like these guys who give some details on the game and lore/gameplay.

>Timer is when you lose control of the Master's Avatar

Oh shit, you're right. I hadn't thought of that. The player character is really the sky god, and the knight guy is just an avatar. A statue temporarily brought to life.

>>382652390
Not always.

Large chats are pretty much always spammy memers.
Can be funny.


Small chats can be surprisingly chill.
Not sure where the cutoff point is.
500 viewers and it can be fine at least.

>>382652464
saw only the end but seems pretty decent

>>382652390
depends on streamer/game/community. mgs channel is great for shitposting, I feel at home there.

>>382652321
It's not just pronunciation that's the problem

>mixed up centaur with minotaur
>mixed up renovation with innovation

>>382652464
almost fell asleep/10

>>382652390
Better than this place most of the time.

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>>382650210
Don't judge my escapism!

>>382652464
6/10 nothing amazing but not awful

>>382652464
-1
>im gonna attack this guy
>im gonna jump over this guy
>im not gonna attack this guy

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What's E.V.O Search for Eden?

>>382652583
Why do they have to be making this retarded poses for their character portraits

>>382652581
If you say so

The fact that the bits total isn't in the centre bugs me. Suppose I can't expect much when they're too lazy to even get a new layout.

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Went to bed after SotN, did I miss anything?

>>382652643

Underrated SNES game about evolution and eating things

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>>382652506
thanks anon

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>>382652583

>>382652464
7.7/10
but I like the game and was happy to see sim mode in gdq.
Shame it was on easy difficulty, changes a lot when you have to dodge more since I think attacks deal half damage vs bosses, some enmies take 3 hits instead of 1, and the enemies deal a lot more damage.
I also don't mind Straevaras, but I would've liked PJ and/or puwexil on the couch.

Got caught off guard how fast some of the stages were.

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>>382652675
Sounds cool.

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>>382652675
>Underrated

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Doctors Without Borders provide Male Nutrition?

>>382652643
Rare as fuck RPG about evolution

>>382652531
Can't interrupt those donation readings and MSF shilling with those silly video game endings

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>tfw you work in 4 hours so you need to sleep now
>gonna miss Lion King
>gonna miss Castle of Illusion
>gonna miss Crash
>gonna miss Spyro

A-a-at least I'l make it home in time for Mirror's Edge C-catalyst!

>>382652390
What do you expect with thousands of people in a chat?

Is my boy cosmo there?

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>sister walks by
>asks why are you watching a bunch of dorks play video games
>I tell her its interesting to see how quickly they can finish them with exploits and that
>she just rolls her eyes and says "This is why you're a 20 year old virgin"

It fucking hurts bros

>>382652760
>boy

>>382652752

You can watch them all on the VODs screen on twitch.

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>>382652802
It's not like she's wrong.

>E.V.O next
Finally a game I was actually interested in at release

>>382652643
you can customize every part of your creature. really ahead of its time. just like act raiser in that aspect actually

Think I'm gonna go grab a chicken, egg & cheese bagel from Chick-Fil-A, anyone want something?

>>382652802
The only solution is to fuck your sister, anon.

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>>382652802
>This is why you're a 20 year old virgin
In another 10 years it will hurt less. Good luck

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>>382652802

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>>382652647
Because there's only a limited amount of poses the artists draw and they change between them depending on the situation. It's basically a picture book.

>>382652814
Yeah after the week is over. Not gonna miss runs to watch ones I missed.

>>382652802
hot

>>382652802

Her cunt is constantly agape who cares what she thinks.

>>382652752
>gonna miss Crash
>gonna miss Spyro
You didn't lose much honestly

>>382652581
This. More redpilled too with next to no SJW posting.

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>it's a "you'll never pronounce my name right" comment

>>382652650
At least it doesn't pretend to have any standards. Also blacklisting the frogs and other trash cleans it up considerably.

>>382652643
You evolve through the ages to get to bang Gaia the spirit of earth.

Start as a fish before land animals exist, then at the final boss of each era, Gaia lets you start from a new starting form.

with evo points you add different parts, like stronger jaw, dorsal fin, legs and so on.

You deal damage by jumping on top of enemies, biting them, tackling them and punching them

casual players may not even know about tackling, but that may even be the main move here. It is in the TAS, but that way may not be possible.

>>382652746
The MDK guy didn't give a fuck, he even gave them a bad estimate just to make sure he had plenty of time to show it too kek

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>>382652802

Ask her for girl tips faggot. She just wants whats best for you

>>382652647
Girls make the same poses too irl, if they are around guys they wanna fuck

Wow this guy has a personality. Maybe this will be a fun run.

>>382652938
You probably think r/kappa is good too you underage

girl (female) on the couch!

>>382652802
I lost mine at 22.
Just check out fucksites.

Man, this game's soundtrack is really good in the ocean stage but then it just falls off a cliff.

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I like this guy already

>EVO next
>still no Arcana heart

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>>382652994

what fantasy land are you living in

it's just not fun anymore

>>382652802
Ask her if she wants to help you with your fate

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This guy sounds like a dork, but he also sounds like he doesn't give a fuck.
He's going to make the wrong comment and get banned I can fucking feel it in the cosmos.

Childhood is making a long necked four legged t rex faced dinosaur

Adulthood is making a short necked beak faced turtle that tackle things to death makes more sense

>>382653017
I dont know what that is, i dont use reddit. Are you a redditor?

this guy will get BANNED, I can feel it.

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>>382653026
Proof?

>>382653084
w-why not?

Oh, is it already time again for the annual autist convention ?

>>382653084
Life in general or the marathon?

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>>382652802
You know what to do

>>382653108
>not becoming a human
>not becoming a mermaid
>not being a baddass dragon looking thing

>>382653094
>This guy sounds like a dork, but he also sounds like he doesn't give a fuck.
That's kinda the definition of a dork

They don't know they're being spergy

>>382653128
Soon there wont be any runners left

Not that any of us care in the first place

>>382653150
Nah, /v/ IRL meetup is next month

>>382652985
>sister's friend was into me
>asked my sister to introduce each other
>she told her I'm a horrible piece of shit weirdo and she got her together with one of her classmates instead

She told me this giggling like ten years later, because she hated me so much

CHOKE

3 minutes in and he's already getting his ass tore up

spam tuna /v/ xdddd

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who's the announcer girl from the infamous video "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" ??


she sounds so hot

>Fun ass games get boring commentary
>Boring ass game gets really good commentary

Fuck, I'm thinking about buying a repro of this game.

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>>382653112

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>>382653183
>>382652802
This guy gets it

For the brainlets who never learned about evolution, the game is divided in different stages where you always restart as different species
>underwater
>frogland
>dinosaurs
>ice age
>monkey kingdom

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>>382653131
from her instagram

>there are people in here that don't know dwd
fuck I'm an oldboi

>>382653356
>>382653183

fuck off pedos

I love how easy it is to tell if a woman is a real woman or not the moment she opens her mouth
>trannies think they can make a convincing voice

any cringe shit happen yet?

>>382653320
TUTTURU~

>tackling
based

>>382653320
Wasn't that the slut who was cuddling with a runner in couch instead of her boyfriend?

>>382650240
I want to fuck this girl!

I bet this chick got so wet looking at the runner messing that shark up

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WHERE'S MY WAIFU?

>>382653406
link? she literally looks like a gremlin on the stream

>>382653320
edobeaner?

>OH SHOOT I STUFFED IT UP
Always the sign of a quality runner

>>382653383
might wanna calm down with that big brain there

Holy shit this guy is actually fun

THANK YOU

>>382653447
She cuddeld with Bonesaw, her boyfriend was back home at norway and helped pay for her trip.

Is my boy siglemic there?

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>There are people who waste weeks or months of lifetime, just to learn how to run this shitty game

If you want to waste your life, at least pick something, someone would care about

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>>382653494

>>382653406
Fucking, wat!?

>>382652390
>retards raiding on behalf of some shithead i never heard of
I don't know why but twitch raids make me irrationally angry, especially in a chill smaller chat.
The perps should be banned.

>>382653406
>fake eyecolor
>fake hair
>fake tits
>that jaw

FUGGIN DROPPED

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>>382653406
Post more proof

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Imagine being so self conscious and insecure that you have to ban a certain global twitch emote from being said in your chat.

this run is so refreshing

What if you were to show this stream to, say, twenty... intelligent people i mean, what would that do? Let's face it what would it do?

>>382653406
>Androgynous 18

Zelda I runners are some of the best of the community. Dwd & lack are top tier. Lack was on the couch doing commentary for super adventure island 2

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>>382653420
>15
>pedo

that's even in the age of consent in most first world countries brosef